Zombieland (2009) Edit

A family.

A former greenskeeper about to become the Masters champion.

A hint.

A king slept right here.

Act normal. Try not to freak her out.

Actually, I think I'm jealous of your whole 1997.

All I could think of was, what are the odds?

All right, you steer, I'll push.

All right? I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is.

All those fucking zombies.

All those violent video games.

And as long as you are by my side, I am not leaving this apartment.

And don't let go, once you do.

And here's some Golden Grahams. The Ziploc bag keeps them crisp.

And I thought, you know, like, maybe he was running from someone...

And I was walking home from the bar, talking on my phone...

And if she had, like, a type, you know...

And instead this.

And it ain't Bob Marley.

And it may look like zombies destroyed it, but that's actually just Garland.

And then I'd finally be a member of a cool, functional family.

And there ain't no getting him back, so I'm looking for a new home.

And there are no people here.

And they're so fat.

And we took shelter in the back of the truck.

And why am I alive when everyone around me has turned to meat?

And without other people, well, you might as well be a zombie.

Another marriageable woman to bring home to the folks.

Another rule to surviving Zombieland: Travel light.

Are you okay?

Are you one of these guys that tries to one up everybody else's story?

Around the world.

As zombies began to outnumber humans...

At least until we know we're alone.

Avoid the vanity mirror.

Aye, aye, aye.

B lister compared to who I got in mind, folks.

Because I got nothing else to do.

Being alone with a baby.

Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date.

Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date.

Better you make the mistake of trusting us...

Beverly Hills.

Beverly.

Big Hoss.

Bill Murray, you're a zombie?

Bingo.

Blind spots are for other drivers.

Bummer.

Business is good.

But the thing I fear more than anything, yes, even more than zombies...

But your sister wants me to...

But zombie kill of the week? No, sir.

Bye bye.

Can I get you something? What would you like?

Can't a guy take a dumper in peace?

Cardio, seat belts, and this has nothing to do with anything...

Close, but no cigar. Kill of the week...

Columbus, Wichita, Little Rock.

Columbus. You?

Come here, big fella. Just gonna take a little off the top.

Come on, you ugly bastards!

Come on! Come get a piece of Tallahassee!

Come on.

Come on.

Come quick.

Cornstarch. You know, some berries, a little licorice for the ladies.

Cutest dog ever.

Dibs on the bed.

Did you hear anything about Columbus, Ohio?

Dignity, long gone.

Do you mind if I just close my eyes for a minute?

Do you think you could maybe just pick out the buckshot and eat around it?

Doesn't that feel good?

Don't be silly.

Don't cross the streams!

Don't let them catch you pants down. Beware of bathrooms.

Don't make me drink alone.

Don't swing, don't swing.

Don't talk about me like I'm not here.

Drugs, maybe?

Either way, I can't pretend that what I'm looking for I'll find by going home.

Enough for us to get to California.

Especially if we are going down that hill.

Even before Zombieland, Wichita was running the table on guys like us.

Even though teaming up wasn't my style...

Even though we were never really close...

False advertising.

Fasten your seat belts. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Finally got to first base.

First kiss.

First tattoo, porpoise.

For fuck's sake, enough! We're being chased by ravenous freaks!

For me, home was a puppy named Buck.

For the first time in a long time, we were having fun.

For the low price of 30 bucks, sold.

Forty, 60, 80, 400.

Fresh.

Frightening as Anaconda.

Fuck me!

Fuck this clown.

Fuck!

Fuck.

Garfield, maybe.

Get your gun. Here you go. Hi.

Give him the gun.

Go back... Fuck!

Goddamn it, Bill fucking Murray!

Good job.

Good luck now, Petunia.

Good.

Grab a map.

Had my first school dance. Oh, thank you.

Have fun in Mexico.

Having Tallahassee around didn't comfort me...

He had my personality, my laugh, my appetite.

He has his own movie theater?

He tried to bite me.

He was homeless and sick.

He was just... The day he was born, I just lost my mind.

He's a zombie.

Help me with the boots.

Help me with the boots. Come on.

Here we go.

Here.

Hey, a little help moving the couch?

Hey, I've never hit a kid before.

Hey, this may be a bad time...

Hey, you found my ring.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. There's a big BM.

Hey. You weren't exactly gonna score, anyway.

Hi.

Hold up.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Honk it.

Hop in the car, Evel Knievel.

Hope you make your flight.

How many left?

Hurry! Hurry!

I avoided people like they were zombies...

I can tell already you are gonna get on my nerves.

I can't believe I almost kissed him. What's our rule?

I could tell she knew what I was feeling.

I could use a Twinkie.

I didn't even tell you the worst part.

I didn't realize it was...

I don't believe in it.

I don't care, all right? I wanna be with her.

I don't even know your name, but this is actually really nice.

I don't think we're gonna be able to stitch this.

I even love your dramatic roles and just everything.

I get scared for things that don't make sense, like clowns with red noses...

I got him.

I had always, my whole life...

I had to get that out. I don't mean to gush.

I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency.

I hate to give credit to anyone who looks like Yosemite Sam...

I have a case of chronic anxiety.

I have a little hunch.

I have no home.

I just saw Eddie Van Halen.

I know that's not your middle name. I been watching you since I was like...

I know this Pacific Playland thing is nuts...

I know, again, so soon? What can I say?

I know.

I like Sno Balls.

I lost him.

I love you, Bill. I love you.

I made her promise.

I may seem like an unlikely survivor...

I mean, do what you want with a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac.

I mean, I swear, you know...

I mean, not running, sprinting.

I mean, you got the guts of a guppy...

I never took French. Georges de Latour? I don't know.

I pictured Tom Cruise living somewhere nicer.

I saw my first R rated movie that year.

I saw this construction worker. I shit you not...

I shave every morning, but sometimes by, like, 4:30, I'll have a thing.

I survive because I play it safe and follow the rules.

I thank you.

I think sleep deprivation is the number one health problem in America.

I think they might actually require our assistance this time.

I think they might have missed it in Santa Fe.

I think we should probably just keep going.

I took it off to pump my gas, and I thought that I put it in my purse...

I trusted them and they trusted me.

I want my Caddy back!

I was engaged once...

I was hoping Wichita was just playing hard to get...

I was never a very good practical joker.

I wish I could tell you that this was still America...

I'll catch up.

I'll do it.

I'll get him.

I'm going after Wichita.

I'm going to Pacific Playland.

I'm gonna tell you, I never thought I could love anything like Buck.

I'm not easy to get along with...

I'm not great at farewells, so...

I'm not sure what's more tragic: that my family is gone...

I'm on fire!

I'm really sorry. She was like a crouching tiger.

I'm sorry, he just gets me.

I'm sorry. I didn't know that it was you you.

I'm sorry. No, it was just that you look remarkably like Eddie Van Halen.

I'm thinking...

I'm worried about you.

I've always been kind of a loner.

I've heard there's a place that's untouched by this crap.

If it makes him happy and keeps him from using that crowbar on me...

If the girls in your neighborhood are now fucked up little monsters...

If you're in there...

In the back of an abandoned FedEx truck.

In those moments when you're not sure the undead are really dead dead...

In wood shop, which doesn't really count as a class anyway.

Is it better to be smart or lucky?

Is that how you say hello where you come from?

Is that perfume?

It became quickly apparent, however, that he did have one weakness.

It is very important.

It makes you think if you can go back to the way things were right now...

It was a Sadie Hawkins, so girls' choice, you know.

It was because, in that moment, it became clear.

It was great. Are you kidding me?

It was like if he got a taste of that comforting childhood treat...

It was my bad.

It's a 1997 Georges?

It's a total ghost town. It's burned to the ground.

It's all just nonsense.

It's amazing how far you can get with some costume jewelry...

It's because of my list of rules.

It's called 5:00 shadow, but sometimes I'll get it prematurely.

It's cologne.

It's Ghostbusters.

It's just there's zombies everywhere. I think the least of my worries...

It's kind of freeing.

It's like the first time that I've ever driven.

It's not her decision, okay? It's mine.

It's okay, but FYI, I beat wholesale ass for a lot less than that.

It's too soon.

It's tough growing up.

It's your sister, with my gun. Hello.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

Just drive slow, keep your eyes peeled.

Just good entertainment for the whole family.

Just played nine holes on the Riviera. Just walked on. Nobody there.

Just two months, and I might be the last non cannibal freak in the country.

Keeps us from getting too familiar.

Knowing them, it's a trap.

Krista.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to la mançion de Murray.

Last time you went 20 toes, put Percy in the playpen?

Laugh?

Let me be the mature one.

Let me begin by saying you're a wonderful human with great potential.

Let me see.

Let's just get where we're going.

Let's see.

Like undertow or department store Santas.

Like you would ever use that thing.

Look at this fucking clown.

Look at what we got here.

Look, I don't think she has long.

Look, I know that you're really sick.

Look, stay back, 406, okay? I don't wanna hurt you, but...

Look, the point is I am here for you, okay?

Look, whatever you have waiting for you in Columbus...

Look, you ever read that book She's Just Not That Into You?

Look.

Looks like anyone who's ever been in a movie lives on this block.

Looks like they hoofed it.

Man, we're gonna have to pull over soon. I'm feeling cooped up.

Maybe not lately, but I'm such a huge fan of yours.

Maybe.

Me, with the best cardio in the business.

Me? I...

Mexico.

Motherfucker.

My mama always told me someday I'd be good at something.

My mind. It's so fun.

My rules.

My whole life, all I'd ever wanted was to find a girl...

Nice going, genius.

Nice.

Nice.

No fear, nothing to lose.

No one back there but my duffel bag.

No, best thing about Z land, no Facebook status updates.

No, but I know it's around here somewhere.

No, I will not stand for this. No. You know what?

No, it had to be a clown, and it had to be Wichita...

No, no, no, no. She's just a little girl.

No, no, no, you should be scared. A homeless man just tried to eat you.

No, of course. Of course.

No, one for me. One and done, I always say. I said that once.

No!

No! No!

No? Well, they're playing it in Columbus.

No.

No.

No.

No. I knew a guy way worse at that than me.

Not as fun as I remember.

Not bad for that scrawny little spit fuck.

Not just any box of Twinkies.

Not unless they shoot at me.

Now step away from the vehicle.

Now that they are all zombies, I kind of miss people.

Now that you mention it...

Of course. It had to be a clown.

Oh, America.

Oh, God.

Oh, hurry. Hurry, he's on the ceiling.

Oh, I do it to blend in. You know.

Oh, I think I pulled something.

Oh, I've actually been meaning to ask you:

Oh, my God, I can't believe I shot Bill Murray.

Oh, my God, I'm so fucking sorry.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It makes you sick.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. No.

Oh, shit.

Oh, there it is. There you go.

Oh, this is so exciting. You're about to learn who you gonna call.

Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you know something? That is nice.

Oh, you want to talk about home?

Okay, I'm gonna teach you something about Bill Murray.

Okay, okay, okay. Stop, stop, stop.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. How about we play the quiet game?

Okay. I'll get them myself.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Shit. Okay.

Okay. We should probably head out now.

On behalf of all the eighth grade girls, I would like to make it up to you.

On the bright side, I had found a place to go number two.

On the count of three. One, two, three.

Or at least give you the intentional walk to first.

Pacific Playland.

Please. Listen to me.

Poor fat bastard.

Poor flat bastard.

Pride, nowhere.

Probably nobody.

Really?

Really?

Really? Yeah. You'll take me as far as Texarkana.

Relax, okay? I just passed for a zombie.

Relax.

Remember mad cow disease?

Right, sorry.

Right. Two graves. One for the big chick, one for the little chick.

Rule number 22: When in doubt, know your way out.

Rule number 32: Enjoy the little things.

Rule number 32: Enjoy the little things.

Scotty Lynch.

Scotty's old news.

See? I told you we should've gone to Russell Crowe's.

Set aside the feverish, homeless cannibal...

She kind of goes for, like, bad boys.

She, west.

She's not your typical hot, stuck up bitch.

She's on a plane, that's the beauty of it.

She's only famous when she's Hannah Montana, when she's wearing the wig.

Shit.

Shit. I'm out of shells.

Shoot the control box.

Since I could masturbate. I mean, not that they're connected.

Since it's a freeway, you can get it up to, like, 65, but don't go more than 75.

Six people left in the world, one of them is Bill fucking Murray!

Smells like perfume.

Smooth, isn't it?

Sno Balls?

So even though it ran counter to our strategies...

So how about a little West Coast hospitality?

So I'm on my way from my college dorm in Austin, Texas...

So tell me what happened.

So until next time, remember:

So where are you guys headed?

So you did all this for a Twinkie?

So, Tallahassee, you wanna stick together?

So, what about you?

So, what do you think?

So?

Someday very soon, life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty.

Someday, I want a ring this big.

Something about a Twinkie reminded him of a time not so long ago...

Sorry.

Sorry. One second. It's a double barrel. Sorry.

Stupid little bitches!

Suits my lifestyle, you know. I like to get out and do stuff.

Sure.

Swing.

Take away a man's son...

Take your time.

Tallahassee believes you have to blow off steam in Zombieland...

Tallahassee got his Twinkie.

Tallahassee had a sick sense of humor when it came to zombies.

Tallahassee.

Tallahassee's nice this time of year! Come on!

Tell the ladies I said hey.

Thank God for rednecks.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you, Wichita. Thanks, Little Rock.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That guy down there is me. I'm in Garland, Texas.

That place totally blows.

That was my first brush with the plague of the 21 st century.

That was very funny.

That's a big Twinkie.

That's a tough break.

That's easy. Losing Buck.

That's his puppy.

That's it. That's the whole register.

That's me realizing that those smart girls in that big black truck...

That's still tender.

That's the right kind of scared. That's reasonable.

That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard...

That's when it hit me. I felt ashamed that it had taken me this long...

That's why I don't let people close. You only get burned.

That's your gal.

The amusement park?

The bastard gave me headgear. Yeah. I got my first B.

The first hot girl in 1000 miles shows up, makes me feel like an idiot...

The first time I let a girl into my life and she tries to eat me.

The last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe.

The only thing he was more obsessed with than killing zombies...

Then again, since my folks are paranoid shut ins like me...

There are no penguins on the North Pole.

There is a box of Twinkies in that grocery store.

There is a box of Twinkies in that grocery store.

There you go.

There.

There.

There's nothing long distance or anything?

They stole my Hummer. We have trust issues.

They're sisters. The little one's been bitten.

Think the two of us are smart enough to come up with a con like that?

Thirty five feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds.

This guy has a direct line to my funny bone.

This is a really big truck...

This is pretty catchy.

This is so surreal. I mean, you probably get this all the time.

This is the problem with getting attached to someone.

This place is incredible.

Those guys were dumb.

Three thousand dollars. It's worth more than my car.

Three weeks ago. Yeah.

Three weeks ago. Yeah.

Three, two, one.

Time to nut up or shut up.

Time to nut up or shut up.

Time to nut up or shut up.

Tomorrow, I may be skinny dipping in the Yellowstone River...

Too soft for me, anyway.

Totally zombie free. Only place west of Waco.

Trust me.

Truth is, I was always kind of phobic. I found lots of things disturbing.

Twelve's the new 20. Gun, please.

Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie.

Two months since patient zero took a bite of a contaminated burger...

Very cool.

Virginity, totally justifiable to speculate on.

Wait here. Drive down if I signal.

Wait, the last time I laid some pipe?

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, why are you guys doing this?

Wallpapered the closet, passed the gravy.

Wasn't long before the zombies began to get clever.

Watch this.

We already said goodbye, but we didn't have a gun.

We better start working on our apology.

We can get you a ride.

We can't just fucking drive down the road...

We don't have enough problems?

We made this wallet together out of duct tape.

We were all orphans in Zombieland.

We were two peas.

We're going to the tippy top of the A list.

We're in Hollywood, let's sleep in style.

We're making a fort.

Well, did you guys hear? There are no zombies there.

Well, I hope you find whoever it is you're looking for.

Well, just sex.

Well, listen, I'll find your ring, and I'll FedEx it to you.

Well, mad cow became mad person became mad zombie.

Well, now I think it might be number two.

Well, take a look. It's a goddamn Hostess truck.

Well, that's why we do it.

What are we doing here?

What do you think? Zombie kill of the week?

What exactly you think we're doing in the 90210, Sally?

What, are you prospecting?

What?

When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie...

When the virus struck, for obvious reasons...

When they leave you, you just feel lost.

When you're afraid of everything that's out there...

When you're at your most vulnerable, somehow they could just smell it.

Where are you gonna go?

Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?

Where's the fucking Twinkies?

Which is the best thing about Zombieland.

Which leads me to my second rule: The Double Tap.

Which reminds me...

Who wants to go first?

Who'd have guessed that would be zombie killing?

Who's Gandhi?

Why do I get stuck with her?

Why don't you exhale slowly, squeeze the trigger?

Why don't you speak up a little?

Willie Nelson?

Willie Nelson?

Wish granted. She spent the last 24 hours fucking us both.

Words cannot express.

World of Warcraft...

Woulda, coulda, shoulda.

Wow, these fellas really let themselves go.

Yeah, I see that, a Hostess truck. So what?

Yeah, I went there as a kid too. In fact, this probably counts as off season.

Yeah, I'll start looking for it right now.

Yeah, it's tough growing up in Zombieland.

Yeah, no, I don't.

Yeah, we heard.

Yeah?

Yeah? Starting now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Come on, break another one.

Yeah. Come on, break another one.

Yeah. I'll find it.

Yeah. You and me.

Yes, I am.

Yes.

Yes.

You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife.

You are like a giant cock blocking robot...

You are scary happy.

You are staring at me. It's a hairpiece.

You can't make yourself too available.

You could take that truck.

You dog.

You don't say.

You ever roll a tube of toothpaste up from the bottom?

You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?

You get to ride shotgun.

You got a pretty mouth.

You got taken hostage by a 12 year old?

You guys used tongue?

You have just survived the zombie apocalypse...

You hesitated.

You jealous of Scotty Lynch?

You know what they call Twinkies in Mexico?

You know, I may not shoot you, but you have still royally pissed me off...

You know, it makes you sad, it makes you...

You know, Rob Curtis is gearing up for Friday.

You know, their pictures were in someone's wallet too.

You know, they say, He who seeks revenge...

You know, with the hair in the chain just, like, going around.

You know, with, like, the toeholds, right?

You know, you can go see for yourself...

You know, you weren't storming the trenches before I came along.

You know, you're like a penguin on the North Pole...

You made someone very happy.

You might wanna buckle up for safety.

You need some help?

You okay? Come on. Hurry, get up.

You see, he was in the ass kicking business, and...

You see, you just can't trust anyone.

You should actually limber up as well.

You think so?

You think you might pull through?

You too.

You wanna feel how hard I can punch?

You want a Sno Ball or something?

You'd be out in the backyard, you know, trying to catch fireflies.

You're a peppy little spit fuck, aren't you?

You're Columbus.

You're gonna risk our lives for a Twinkie?

You're incredible.

You're not a zombie, you're talking, and...

You're not gonna shoot them, are you?

You're the one that gave her the gun.

You're thinking about fucking Wichita.

Your sister is single, right?

Zombies aren't the most lovable creatures, but he really hated them.

Zombies don't mess with other zombies.

406.

406.

408.

and he's pedaling, and the zombie's head is, like, caught in the gear.

And if you've got it, sugarless gum. What the fuck?

Are you fucking with me? No.

Back east, yeah? Yeah. You heard the same thing?

Bill Murray. God, no way.

Bill? Yeah?

Buckle up. Yeah. I'm way ahead of you.

Columbus? Tallahassee?

Come get him. Avoid the chandelier. Light him up, Ray.

Come on, let's go. Yeah.

Don't worry, he grows on you. Really?

Epic. And the worst thing about Z land?

Everything... Wait. Who's Bill Murray?

Good night. Good night.

Hey, they're up there. They're okay. What are you waiting for?

Hey! Help! Help!

I always roll it up from the bottom. Well, the zombie's head is the cap.

I don't wanna cross... Oh, no, he's awful.

I know. Yeah.

I love you. I love you too.

I mean, it makes you... Hungry.

I think we should find a place to crash. Oh, I got an idea.

I'm gonna send it to her. Do I get a reward?

I'm sure. You get 45 percent power.

It was full of undelivered packages. What was her name?

Least for a while? Here's the deal, Columbus.

Let's go ride the roller coaster. Thanks.

Looks like Slimer. Don't cross the streams!

Mountain Dew? Yeah. Code Red.

Mr. Murray? I'm just Bill, I think, now.

No Twinkies. Shit, fuck!

No! No!

No. Oh, good, good.

Number two. That's adorable.

Oh, free parking. Yeah.

Oh, it's a '97? Yeah.

Oh, my God. All right. Okay.

Oh, my God. I know.

Okay, but what the hell are we doing? Just humor him. Trust me.

Please. Yeah.

Really? Fake.

Really? Really.

Really? Yeah.

Really? Yeah.

Right. Because...

Right. Only wig. So...

See you on the other side, Pete. Oh, he's so disgusting.

Shut up. No, no, I was headed east.

Sno Balls? Yeah.

So Columbus is the scared one? Yeah. He's like a little bunny.

So do you think it's true? Is what true?

Thank you so much. You had us going.

Thank you. Okay.

Thanks. Hey.

That's nice. Smell the finger?

That's okay, you don't have to... So where you headed?

That's where I'm headed, amigo. Whatever.

They're in the back, aren't they? Just me.

This is really fun. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Those bitches. I know.

Trust no one, just you and me. Just you and me.

Wait, outside L.A.? Yeah. We went there as kids.

We don't know that there's no cure. You're just gutless!

Went heels to Jesus. Oh, made love.

What are you looking for? My engagement ring.

What are you looking for? Nothing. I just have this list.

What I'd give for a shower... Do not say S H O W E R, okay?

What, and nobody picked you? It was girls' choice.

What's your name? Stop. No names.

Where are you? Yo.

Where? How was that? At the Hollywood Bowl.

Who cares? The best thing is no more flushing.

Who? You'll see.

Why don't you take this one? Don't mind if I do.

Wichita! Little Rock! Hurry!

Yeah, Anaconda. Anaconda.

Yeah, that's true. ...is seat belts.

Yeah. Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah, that's probably for the best.

You coming? Yes. Yeah. One second.

You don't know who Willie Nelson is? No.

You don't wanna go more than 20. Don't worry about a blind spot.

You guys want some Purell? Yes.

You never played the quiet game? Sorry.

You're okay? The hell I am!

You're okay? The hell I am!

You're right, that's the worst part. I'm sorry. I'm just so scared.

Your ring? Well, it's my friend's, you know.

...a box full of hollow points, and, Lord willing, a GD Twinkie.

...a box full of hollow points, and, Lord willing, a GD Twinkie.

...and a cutthroat attitude.

...and drove halfway across the country.

...and fall in love, bring her home to meet the folks.

...and gave you a really, really bad case of the munchies.

...and I'm not going to play with you at Pacific Playland.

...and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch...

...and that big guy in that snakeskin jacket...

...and then he just came sprinting towards me.

...and these are really big guns.

...and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal.

...and you stole it from a movie.

...are gonna do whatever it takes to survive, so...

...as he savored that spongy, yellow log of cream...

...at a Gas N' Gulp.

...but I could hit that.

...but I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl.

...but I had the advantage of never having any friends or any close family.

...but I realized she had more trust issues than I...

...but I'm writing it down.

...but I've come to realize that you can't have a country without people.

...but it must've fallen out, and I'm late for my flight and...

...but it would be in violation of rule 17...

...but it's just been so long since she got to be a kid.

...but my neighbor 406 is insanely hot.

...but never really had.

...Code Red Mountain Dew.

...Columbus, but my sister and I...

...don't get all stingy with your bullets.

...even before they were zombies.

...even if that means destroying a whole lot of little things.

...for me to finally understand...

...goes to Sister Cynthia Knickerbocker.

...he sets the standard for not to be fucked with.

...I figured I'd be safer with Tallahassee.

...I like you...

...I never had headaches like this till your ass came onboard.

...I promise you it ain't prettier than our friend here enjoying her Manwich.

...if you can have a type, what would that be, you think?

...it just made me feel more alone.

...it wasn't enough to just be fast on your feet.

...it would be nice to see a familiar face, or any face...

...l'm living the dream.

...l've seen every one of your movies a million times.

...leaning tower of pizza boxes...

...like, developed in a secret fucking government lab.

...maybe the most important rule of all: Don't be a hero.

...maybe this girl could bring me home to her folks.

...or after someone, but last time I saw he was still out there going crazy.