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The Parent Trap (1998)

The Parent Trap (1998)

The Parent Trap (1998) is a heartwarming and entertaining comedy film that captivated audiences with its clever storyline and lovable characters. Directed by Nancy Meyers, this movie serves as a remake of the 1961 film of the same name, and it became a beloved classic in its own right. With a talented cast and an engaging plot, The Parent Trap (1998) continues to charm viewers of all ages.

The film centers around twin sisters, Annie James and Hallie Parker, played by the talented Lindsay Lohan. Separated at a young age when their parents divorced, the girls eventually discover each other's existence while attending the same summer camp. Determined to reunite their parents, Annie and Hallie switch places and concoct a clever plan in order to bring their family back together.

The film features an impressive ensemble cast, with Natasha Richardson taking on the role of Elizabeth James, the mother of the twins. Natasha delivers a heartfelt performance, capturing the emotional journey of a single mother who is torn between her past and present. On the other side, Dennis Quaid portrays Nick Parker, the father of Annie and Hallie. Quaid brings a charming and lovable quality to the character, showcasing his versatility as an actor.

Adding a touch of comedy to the mix, The Parent Trap (1998) introduces viewers to Chessy, the Parker family's cherished housekeeper, wonderfully portrayed by Lisa Ann Walter. Lisa's comedic timing and engaging personality make Chessy an endearing character that audiences quickly grow to love. Additionally, the movie features Simon Kunz as Martin, the butler, and Elaine Hendrix as Meredith Blake, the fiancée of Nick Parker, who inadvertently becomes the target of the twins' plan.

The Parent Trap (1998) not only showcases talented actors but also offers a delightful soundtrack that perfectly complements the film's emotional moments and lively scenes. The movie features iconic songs like "L-O-V-E" by Nat King Cole, "Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood, and "This Will Be (An Everlasting Love)" by Natalie Cole. These songs, along with the rest of the soundtrack, have become synonymous with the film, capturing the spirit and energy of The Parent Trap (1998).

With such a compelling and heartwarming story, it's no wonder that The Parent Trap (1998) continues to be a favorite among audiences of all ages. Whether you're a fan of romantic comedies, family films, or just looking for an entertaining movie to enjoy, this remake is sure to deliver.

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So gather your family or friends, grab some popcorn, and get ready to embark on a journey filled with laughter, love, and a little bit of mischief. Whether you're a fan of classic comedies or simply in the mood for a heartwarming story, The Parent Trap (1998) is a must-watch film that will captivate and entertain you from beginning to end.

A baby's first words are always ''da da''.
A bi continental relationship with our girls raised here and there...
A girl at camp. Do you hate it?
A girl got sick last night, and it is a big mess.
A girl needs more than a half a crumpled photograph.
A lark somewhere
A little? Hmm!
A little? Hmm!
A lot's happened to me, too, Dad. l feel like practically a new woman.
A Mildred Plotka for you. Sounds just like your twin.
A princess in Greece bought one of her gowns.
A spanking new deck of cards.
A stack of chocolate chip pancakes, which smell incredible.
Actually, compared to the others, you are relatively normal.
Actually, l am.
Actually, we are. You're perfect for each other.
Actually, we're all quite fine,
Actually...it was 7 p.m. her time. She lives in New York,
After 11 years, and l had your legs,
All crinkled and ripped down the middle...
All right, girls, shake hands. Come on, girls.
All right. Listen up! We got Berg, Kate lroquois...
Allez, au revoir. Come in.
Almost as if l were Annie?
An 11 year old is cutting my hair!
An everlasting love
And a dad is an irreplaceable person in a girl's life.
And all of them are at Napa Valley Bank.
And Annie'll spend Easter with you?
And for your 4 1 1, l adore your father.
And growing old together and...
And l looked at it all the time, so he gave it to me.
And l say you're right. Not to worry, l'll take care of everything.
And l wanna talk to you about my mother. What about Meredith?
And l'm dying to know Mom. So, what l'm thinking is...
And l'm not sure that l'm OK with it.
And l'm so glad that
And look happy. lt is your wedding day.
And made me believe you've got more thrills to spare, oh
And make Mister Parker's a double.
And may l say, as a friend, if l were seeing my ex
And no one, no one can take the place of you
And no, thank you, l do not eat trout, for the thousandth time.
And she chooses today to show up totally zonked.
And she freaked out a little.
And so big. l'm gonna make you something special to eat.
And spend the rest of the day in Harrods?
And the four of us go camping.
And this is Nick's adorable daughter Hallie.
And this is our mother, Elizabeth James.
And want me to collect you, l'm only a phone call away.
And why do you keep saying ''Dad''?
And you and l just picking up where we left off...
And you expect me to go weak at the knees
And, actually, l'm not Hallie.
And...
Annie felt the same way about Dad, so we sort of just switched lives.
Annie James, front and centre!
Annie, darling, pass me one of those hats in the window.
Annie, mood music, please.
Annie? Annie?
Annie? Hallie?
Annie? Of course. One moment, please.
Anxious nervous, like he's totally, completely dreading it,
Anything you wanna share with the class?
Anyway, what are we going to do about the girls?
Are you getting taller?
Are you sure there isn't anything you wanna talk to me about?
Are you the Brady Bunch?! This is...
As what, Dad? Your publicist? Your friend? Your...?
Ask...them.
At home, l eat them with peanut butter.
At least it's smaller than a hair dryer.
At least l'm not putting salt in the sugar shakers.
At least yours is probably a whole picture. Mine's pathetic,
At the joy they had found
At this rate, it'll take us three days just to get there.
Bad to the bone...
Basically.
Be right back.
Because l didn't wear a wedding gown when l married the F word.
Because you missed your old man so much, right?
Because you've shown me
Begins to sing about it
Being eaten to death by mosquitoes? You'd think they like this stuff!
Being in love is a fantastic mystery that takes a man and a woman...
Being young and beautiful's not a crime, you know?
Both of them?
Boy, your father underestimates you.
Break 'em up. Do whatever you have to.
Brilliant.
But how strange the change
But it's your chance to get to know the girls.
But l've decided to stop, Dad. lt's a horrid habit.
But might l suggest that we continue this little pow wow inside?
But my parents divorced years ago. My mother never even mentions him.
But she was on vacation in Bora Bora.
But sometimes it seems much further.
But then l'm partial to the softer California g****.
But you won't...will you, Meredith?
But, er...you don't seem as stunned to see me.
But, unfortunately, Mr Parker will be out of the country.
But...you're just not good enough.
By the way, l'm Hallie. This is Annie.
Bye.
Bye.
Can l get back to you? l'm not sure at the moment.
Can l hug her?
Can someone get something cold for my head?
Check for fruits, check for vegetables.
Chess, please? l'm getting a migraine.
Chessy, l changed a lot over the summer, that's all.
Chessy, you gave me a fright.
Chessy!
Come here, squirt.
Come on, Dad!
Come on, ladies, let's not be damsels in distress.
Come on, Nick, what do you expect? To live happily ever after?
Come on, you guys.
Coming right up.
Could you help with my duffel? lt's buried in there.
Crystal.
Dad promised we'd go on our camping trip, and we wanna go...together.
Dad, you can't get married. lt'll totally ruin completely everything!
Did l hurt you when l threw that...? What was it?
Did you have a good time, sweet pea?
Did you speak to your father, dear?
Do me a favour, will you? Will you look after Meredith for me? Thanks.
Do we have any challengers?
Do you wanna know why l keep saying ''Dad''?
Does everyone here know something l don't know?
Don't all the wedding gowns make you think about getting married again,
Don't blame you. l'd wanna know if l was number 29 in a man's life.
Don't feel bad, Mer. He never told me, either.
Don't freak out, OK? l think we should switch places.
Don't let him talk you out of going back to camp. You need adventure.
Don't look at me. l don't know a thing.
Don't panic! You look great.
Don't say you're gonna break your rotten streak and be nice.
Don't worry about the bouquet. You're married now.
Don't you love it? lt's just what we need. Chessy!
E is even more than anyone that you adore can
E is even more than anyone that you adore can
Eggs sunny side up, bacon, toast, and if you're really hungry,
Eight weeks really is too long. A lot's been happening.
Elizabeth and Nick, your dinner awaits you.
En garde! Fence!
Enchanté, mademoiselle.
Eternally
Even more excellent. Start unzipping, Parker.
Every time
Exactly. Because of the time difference.
Excuse me, girls. l must have some of these gorgeous strawberries.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. What is she doing here?
Fall into your arms and say, ''We'll just figure this out.''
Finally! There you are. Oh... Oh, good, you've met.
Forget it. lt's impossible.
From London, England, Miss Annie James!
From now on
From now on
From the day l say, ''l do.'' Got it?
Gee. The pleasure's all mine, monsieur.
Get it away from me! l hate things that crawl! How can you touch that?
Get out of here. Dad doesn't fall in love.
Get the picture? lt's me or them. Take your pick.
Girls, l'm telling you lay off. This isn't her thing.
Girls, this is totally unfunny. Your mother will miss her plane.
Girls, why don't you let your father and l talk alone, OK?
Girls!
Give me five, girlfriend.
Go on, sweetie. l'll meet you upthstairs.
Go, Annie!
Good afternoon. l'm Marva Kulp, your camp director.
Good doggie. So, Meredith, these the folks?
Good luck.
Good night.
Got it, Cruella.
Got milk?
Got on my very first 747 and...you didn't come after me.
Got the sun in my eyes...
Grab her clothes!
Grandfather?
Great. Everybody's great. Can't wait to see you.
Guess the engagement came as a shock, huh?
Hal, come here.
Hal, l'm desperate. Dad's getting married.
Hal, this is Meredith Blake.
Hal, we've talked about your mother.
Hal! Are you speaking French?
Hal? Hal, why did you take off on me like that?
Hal... Hal...
Hal... Hal...
Hal... Hal... Hal, calm down.
Hallie Parker!
Hallie, Chessy...and Sammy what in the world are you doing here?
Hallie, we're totally and completely 100% different.
Hallie, you've been in London all this time?
Hallie!
Hand me the apple.
Have fun, all of you.
He and Miss Just Half A G****fruit left about an hour ago.
He belongs to the friend l was telling you about.
He didn't know l was taking the picture.
He does? Thanks. l'm done.
He doesn't talk about her, but l know she was really beautiful.
He found me in time
He says l'm in great shape. l can't believe people do this for fun.
He says l'm the only girl in his life.
He was rather dishy. His smile made me go weak at the knees.
He went that a way. l think.
He'll meet us tomorrow at the Stafford Hotel in San Francisco.
He's always holding her hand and waiting on her hand and foot.
He's everything you ever wanted for your little girl, plus millions more.
He's kind of my best friend. We do everything together.
He's so cute! What do we call him?
He's the kind of man l always planned on marrying.
Hello, Nicholas. l'm so pleased to meet you. l'm Vicki.
Hello, pet. You may call me Aunt Vicki.
Hello, Reverend Mosby.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Anybody home?
Hello? Oh, Mildred, darling! Hi. How are you?
Hello.
Hello. Hello to you.
Her name's Meredith Blake. She's a publicist from San Francisco.
Here comes the sun
Here comes the sun
Here comes the sun, and l say
Here comes the sun...
Here l go.
Here we go, girls. This'll hold us for a while.
Here we go. A bottle of special reserve label.
Here you go, Mer.
Here you go. This'll cure anything you've got.
Here's our proposition. We go back to Dad's house, pack our stuff,
Here's to... Here's to you.
Hey, did l hear cornbread and chilli?
Hey, guess what. Your daddy took me riding and let me ride your horse.
Hey, Hal!
Hey, hang on. Sammy!
Hey, let's all have lunch on the terrace.
Hey, Mom, did you know that Concorde takes half the time?
Hey, slow down!
Hey, when you're done, there's someone l want you to meet.
Hey, you're so deservin'
Hi, Meredith Blake.
Hi.
Hi. l had a phone call from a friend at camp.
Hold it! You two knew about this?
Honestly, Dad, the woman's a complete stranger to me.
Honey, did l mention that Hallie was a twin?
Honey, Elizabeth designs wedding gowns. She's making...mine.
Honey, l wanna know what you think
Honey, l'm really glad you're here.
Honey, we have kind of a sticky situation.
Honey, you never looked better.
Honey, you OK? What happened?
Honey, you're missing the point.
How about a souvenir picture?
How are you? We've heard nothing but wonderful things about you.
How did you get over there? Oh, first day of camp.
How long do you expect me to buy that story about the stork?
Huggin' and squeezin' and kissin' and pleasin'
James residence.
Just close your eyes. lt'll be over before you know it.
Just do it, sweet pea.
Just how much you care
Just relax. Sail through time... back to yesteryear.
Kind of stupid, l know, but...
Knock, knock. Can l join you?
Know what? See for yourself. Don't let me influence you.
L ''gave you a fright''?
L agree. The ex wife in the next sleeping bag is weird.
L am in such major trouble here.
L am so tired. l'm going back into bed and sleeping till lunch.
L bet it is to die for.
L can eat in my room?
L can hear
L can't believe l'm finally meeting the famous Hallie.
L can't believe you're together.
L can't go to camp with pierced ears and come home without 'em. Get real.
L can't let you go in there. She's highly contagious. Honest.
L can't put my finger on it, but something has definitely changed.
L can't, sorry. l have to go out of town today.
L can't. l want more time with Mom.
L cannot believe l lived without her.
L didn't know you wanted me to.
L didn't realise that you were going on this outing.
L die a little
L don't believe this. Seeing them together...seeing you.
L don't have a father, actually. l mean, l had one once, l suppose.
L don't mean to be jerky, but l know what mystery my dad sees in you.
L don't want mountain lions to...
L faxed your office yesterday. They said that you were out of town.
L got mine when l was born, too, except mine has an ''A'' on it.
L guess you and Mum think alike.
L had to do something while you were away. lt isn't too...?
L had to tell a little white lie to get him out of something.
L have a brilliant idea.
L have never heard a man talk about his daughter the way Nicky does.
L have pierced ears.
L haven't heard from Nick Parker in over 11 years.
L hope that one day you could love me as me, not Annie.
L hope you had a lousy time because you are not going back.
L hope you're not mad, because l love you so much.
L hope you're right, Dad.
L is for the way you look at me
L just can't believe it's you.
L just don't know what to say. What's that you're holding?
L just have to finish this sketch, then how about we go out to lunch
L knew l always liked her.
L knew you were gonna ask me all these questions one day. Taxi!
L like that jacket. Were you wearing that on the plane?
L made cornbread and chilli. What's wrong?
L mean, Hallie, Annie... l mean... Whoa!
L mean, l haven't heard from you in, what, ten, eleven years?
L mean, think about it.
L mean, you know, for eight weeks...
L mean, you know, sugar in the salt sha...
L missed you too much.
L never met her. She and my dad split up when l was a baby.
L now have every bottle ever made.
L only have a mother, and you only have a father.
L only met the man 12 hours ago. You've got to come and help me.
L remember what it was like to be 11. lt's a wonderful age.
L saw your wedding dress in ''Vogue'' and fell in love with it.
L think my sister was conceived on this baby.
L think she's a little sensitive about you right now.
L think your mother would prefer ''Meredith''.
L told you l'm brilliant.
L want you to explain to your father that l am here for one purpose only
L wanted to know what you were like, and Hallie wanted to know Mum, and...
L wanted to talk to you about something.
L was never able to say ''Dad''. Never. Not once.
L was? l mean, l am. Yeah. l was just looking for her, actually.
L wasn't keen on flying. Neither was your father.
L won't do that again, no matter how brave you are.
L would pay big money to see that woman climb a mountain.
L wouldn't miss it for the world.
L'd be worried if she didn't act this way.
L'd oversleep, too, if l were up at midnight making phone calls.
L'd say it's safe to serve the vichyssoise.
L'd wear this little baby.
L'll always remember my grandfather, and how he always smelt of...
L'll be 12 on October 11th.
L'll be 12 soon. How old are you?
L'll go back to London as you, and you go back to California as me.
L'll hand over now to my daughter and right hand man, Marva Junior.
L'll never let you go
L'll never let you go
L'll never let you go...
L'll see you guys next summer. l promise.
L'll take a whack at it.
L'll take care of it, Martin. Thank you.
L'll wait until breakfast. What are we having?
L'm glad l bought that personalised stationery you just had to have.
L'm in so over my head here. l'm only one kid.
L'm not marrying her because she's Annie Oakley.
L'm not mature enough for this.
L'm serious! l am a total genius.
L'm so glad
L'm sorry, but l'd never seen you,
L'm sorry, l can't handle this.
L'm sorry. lt's just l've missed you so much.
L'm taking the lead. The two of you help Meredith, all right?
L'm trying, but l'm at a slight disadvantage.
L'm working on a label design featuring Y O U. You'll love it.
L'm...going to marry her.
L've checked us in. Let's freshen up and then rendezvous for lunch.
L've had Annie with me all this time?
L've loved you your whole life.
L've never been so happy in my entire life.
L've never even been to Hollywood. l live in Northern California.
L've never seen you quite so thirsty, madam.
Let me see if l get this. You missed calling me ''Dad''?
Let me see. l know how to fence and you don't?
Let me see. Turn sideways.
Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Let's see what all the fuss is about.
Lf he didn't make me nuts, l'd be married to him.
Lf we're getting Mom and Dad back together, we've got to do it fast.
Lf you ask me, she's better at selling herself than the g****s.
Lf you see your father, tell him he's late and l'm waiting.
Like l was the Ghost of Christmas Past!
Like mother, like daughters.
Like what? l'm not looking at her any special way.
Like why Sammy never comes near you any more?
Little darlin'
Liz, what are you doing?
Lmmediately? Are you nuts? l've only had one day with her.
Ln your honour a royal flush.
Lncomplete. You're right. Can you turn sideways with your chin up?
Look at me. Have you ever seen me like this? Don't answer that.
Look at you. Always eating.
Look, l can do you already.
Look, l'm really thirsty. Sure you don't want something?
Look, why don't l go talk to her? You know, woman to woman.
Look.
Looking good!
Loser jumps into the lake after the game.
Love is all that l can give to you
Love is all that l can give to you
Love is more than just a game for two
Love is more than just a game for two
Love is more than just a game for two...
Love it! lt's the new you. And you've had your ears pierced.
Love was made for me and you
Ls if he sees you again.
Ls there something going on here? Because l'm stunned to see you,
Lt all feels a bit hazy to me now. lt ended so fast.
Lt seems like years since it's been here
Lt sounds just like you. To whom did you wish to speak?
Lt took 30 seconds for us to realise we didn't wanna lose you two again.
Lt's all right
Lt's all right...
Lt's an ocean liner that sails from London to New York.
Lt's an old camp tradition talk from inside a closet.
Lt's Daddy's Getting Remarried 101.
Lt's great to see you, Dad.
Lt's great to see you, too, squirt.
Lt's like he evaporated into thin air.
Lt's my fault. lf l hadn't suggested she go...
Lt's scary the way nobody stays together any more.
Lt's the least l can do. Really. Please.
Lt's the wine that we drank at our wedding.
Martin, a refill, please.
Martin, l have a ridiculous request. You're more than a butler to me.
Martini, dry, please.
Marva, bunk assignments, if you please.
May l offer you some bubbly, in the hope that you'll get schnockered
May your life be far less complicated than mine.
Maybe because he's never mentioned. You can't blame me for wondering.
Maybe we could talk about what happened between us.
Maybe you'll actually find somebody who can whip you at poker.
Me, too.
Me? l don't think so. l don't even have my 12 year old molars yet.
Me? l think that time change has made you loopy.
Me? l think that time change has made you loopy.
Meredith isn't used to the altitude. Just chill. OK?
Meredith? What are you doing?
Mildred, can you hold on for a moment?
Missing you already, queen of my heart.
Mm hmm. l'm a man of limited interests. Come here.
Mom! Mom! Are you there? Pick up! Mom!
Mom's amazing, Dad. l don't know how you ever let her go.
Most awful creature that ever walked the planet!
Most people find that totally disgusting.
Mum, Daddy's getting married.
Mum's never come close either.
My dad still calls me Lizzie. Yeah, l've been...been terrific.
My God, so l'm not an only child. l'm a twin.
My locket. l got it when l was born. lt has an ''H'' on it.
My mom is too cool.
My twin? Very funny. Good one, Martin.
My, my, my! How sweet.
My, my. That's incredibly soon, isn't it?
Navajos!
Needle sterilised.
Neither have l.
Neither one of our parents ever got married again.
Never being able to say, ''Hi, Dad'' or ''Catch you later, Dad.''
Never buying a Father's Day card, never sitting on their father's lap,
Nick Parker and l have absolutely nothing in common...any more.
Nicky!
No offence, Mom, but this arrangement really sucks.
No, actually, that's where we're eating.
No, it's gorgeous. l love it.
No, it's just seeing you for the first time.
No, just what do you think of her...as a person?
No, l absolutely love it.
No, l'd love it.
No, l'm afraid you forgot that little detail.
No, l'm not. You're going to adopt Meredith.
No, no, no. Slow down.
No, no, no. That's perfectly perfect. Have fun. Someone ought to.
No, siree.
No!
No! l mean no. l'll mail him to her.
No.
No. No, no and no. Not happening.
Not a cloud in the sky
Not exactly the term l think l would've used.
Not from you. Don't think l can't see right past those angelic faces.
Not that you're strange or anything.
Not we, Liz.
Nothing. lt's just... l'm so happy to be home.
Nothing. Nothing. Just... Just...
Now l know how a goldfish feels.
Now the question is, how do l get it out?
Now where did she go?
Now you sound like your old self.
Now, how many are we expecting from your side of the family?
Now, let's do what we have to do and be done with it. Understood?
Now, let's find our duffels. We have a big first day ahead of us.
Now, this wine was served at my parents' wedding.
Now, what say you and l take a little stroll, young lady?
Now, you will appreciate this. Come here.
Of course. l understand it's a local charity?
Oh, but l do, actually.
Oh, by the way, Mer, l think there's something on your head.
Oh, by the way, thanks for all those letters.
Oh, darling, what is it?
Oh, darling...
Oh, don't do this to me. l'm already seeing double.
Oh, excuse me, sir... Uh oh.
Oh, God. l hope she likes me.
Oh, gosh! lt's stuck!
Oh, hello, gorgeous! Oh, look at you!
Oh, here's your...
Oh, hey! lt's stopped raining.
Oh, l probably just smell like camp, that's all.
Oh, man!
Oh, Meredith. Yeah, l just saw him.
Oh, my girls.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, Nicky, she's adorable.
Oh, no problem. l've got plenty to do.
Oh, no, no, no. l'll be fine. Just got a touch woozy, that's all.
Oh, no, no. Lizzie's fine.
Oh, OK. There he is.
Oh, she's so beautiful.
Oh, that camping trip. Yeah, sure. l can't wait.
Oh, that F word. Well, no, actually,
Oh, that? No problem.
Oh, that. l was calling a friend from camp. Mildred.
Oh, that's the other part of the surprise. We're not joining you.
Oh, tricked. Tricked would be more like it.
Oh, welcome home.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes, it will now
Oh, yes, l do.
Oh, yes. l am writing it all down.
Oh, you grew! Oh, we missed you so much!
Oh, you're such a softie.
Oh! Oh, me and my friend.
Oh! Sorry. lgnore me. Enjoy your soup.
Oh.
OK, all set? Have fun, everyone.
OK, but hurry. l've got to talk to you.
OK, found my duffel.
OK, girls, the rest of you, back to your activities.
OK, hold on. Annie, would you really hate coming to the studio with me?
OK, it sounds very worthwhile, l agree,
OK, kiddo, what do you wanna do first?
OK, l can do it. OK... No, l can't.
OK, l'll take two.
OK, living room. Here's the dining room.
OK, OK! You win. Hold on. Give that horse a rest.
OK, OK. Let me say this loud and clear.
OK, OK. So, who is she?
OK, on the count of three, we'll show them to each other, OK?
OK, puss, l am marrying your father in two weeks, like it or not,
OK, that was quite a show! l think we got ourselves a new camp champ.
OK, this is Grandfather.
OK, this is it.
OK, your father wants to meet you at his office after breakfast.
OK.
OK.
OK. Boy, if l didn't know any better, l'd say it's almost like you were...
OK. He was quite lovely, to tell the truth.
OK. l can talk. Oh, my God! Mom's incredible.
OK. l wanna talk to you about Meredith.
OK. l'm ready.
On the count of three, remove the ice. One...two...three.
On the day l was born
One more trick and l promise l will make your lives miserable
One of you l'm not sure which one at the moment
Ooh, whoops! l forgot my bag.
Oops.
Or anxious excited, like he's looking forward to it?
Or at least about the F word?
Or does everyone call you Elizabeth now?
Or l have class and you don't?
Or we could eat while we unpack.
Or why your appetite's changed?
Or you do as we say, and l take one of you to London, like it or not.
Our daughters.
Oy.
Pack your bags!
Pardon me. Sorry.
Part of our family?
Payback time.
Peppermint and pipe tobacco.
Photographs of mother, grandfather and, of course, trusty butler me.
Please like me. Please.
Plus, he seems extremely content
Practically like sisters. She was a lovely girl.
Pretty snazzy.
Push, Hal.
Really, l insist. See for yourself, ma'am.
Really? l thought it was because we decided not to see each other again.
Really? Well, it's just the same old me. Honest.
Relax. l've gone with all my friends to get their ears pierced.
Resemblance between you and me?
Right down the middle?
Right down the middle.
Right.
Right. And then l'll...
Right. Fine. lf that's the way you want it,
Romantic dinners with special reserve label wine, moonlight swims...
Said, ''Leave this one alone''
Sammy!
Save yourself the aggravation. lt's really disgusting.
See Annie and Dad, and work this whole thing out.
She could never be, say, in a foreign country without him.
She could tell right away
She didn't get me.
She has a key.
She learned about wine at the summer camp?
She loves this thing a lot. She's slept with it her entire life.
She must have.
She started yelling in French. l didn't know she spoke French.
She thought l was going to adopt her?
She was being me while l was being her.
She's beautiful and fun, and l love her designs.
She's ours for the night.
She's wrong for him. The only way he won't marry her is... You tell her.
Shh!
Shh!
Shh!
Since he's not ours, shall we dispose of the little creature?
Since the day she came home from the hospital.
Sisters? Hallie, we're, like, twins.
So about that day that you packed...why'd you do it?
So don't tangle with me any more.
So what does hot young thing like that see in a guy
So you waited until it was 3 a.m. her time? That makes perfect sense.
So, come on, did you like everyone? Was it fun?
So, did you find something to talk about while l was gone?
So, either of you know how to play poker?
So, er, Hal... what do you think of Meredith?
So, Hallie said he was a...a hunk?
So, honey, you excited about our camping trip?
So, how was camp, Hal? Was it fabulous?
So, if your mom is my mom and my dad is your dad...
So, l... l guess you have to switch us back now?
So, let's put a good face on for the girls and get this show on the road.
So, shall l whip up something to eat?
So, what's up, Dad? l mean, how's Chessy and everybody?
So, where's Chessy? l'm starving.
So, you waited to call Mildred then because of the time difference?
So, you've done fantastically well.
So? l'll teach you to be me, and you teach me to be you.
So...breakfast, anyone?
So...do you have any idea where they're taking us?
So...how are you, Lizzie?
So...how much cash did you guys bring with you this summer?
Sooner or later, they'll have to unswitch us.
Sorry, angel, but you are no longer the only girl in Nick Parker's life.
Sorry, ladies. Two pair. Read 'em and weep.
Sorry, wrong number. l won't. l refuse.
Sorry.
Sorry. l didn't realise l was doing it, Dad.
Sorry. Let me help you.
Stand aside, Hallie.
Starting next week, they're half yours.
Starting now. Go.
Sticky situation? What do you mean, sticky situation?
Still undefeated champ, from Napa, California, Miss Hallie Parker!
Stop thinking about your stomach at a time like this.
Suddenly, l'm flying halfway across the world to...
Suit up.
Sunblock, lip balm, insect repellent, stationery, stamps,
Sure you don't want some trout, Mom? ls that OK, to call you ''Mom''?
Sure you'll help me. Right over a cliff, you'll help me.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Surprise inspection! Attention!
Sweet dreams, Mommie dearest.
Sweetheart, what has gotten into you?
Take a seat, Parker.
Take my heart and please don't break it
Tell me, what's Mom like?
Tell you what, l'll make you a deal.
Thank you, Martin.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Just relax. This is not a big deal.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thanks again for breakfast. lt was great.
Thanks, but l'll be fine. Really. See you in eight weeks, old pal.
Thanks, Chessy.
Thanks.
That does not seem like a possibility, babe.
That dog has gotten so weird. Bye, Chessy.
That feels nice.
That girl is without a doubt the lowest,
That l was bad to the bone
That says, ''l'll talk to you later, honey,'' but never really does?
That was a great flight. lt was so quick.
That will be Chessy.
That's funny. There's something important that l wanna talk about.
That's it. l am taking one large sleeping pill and going to bed.
That's it. Now spin around.
That's part of the deal. The four of us, we go together.
That's where l have to go. To Annie.
That's you. Here's your ticket. Martin picks you up tomorrow.
The coast is clear. OK, come on.
The day we get married, l ship those brats off to Switzerland.
The first change l make is to send that little brat to boarding school.
The first time anyone has loved me, oh
The head nurse spoke up
The man l saw in the elevator had no idea we were on the same planet,
The nurses all gathered round
The one we take every summer.
The room is perfect for the wedding. Not too big, not too cramped.
The table's only set for two.
The truth is, you know, if we switch,
Their smiles are returning to their faces
Then cutting your hair was a total waste.
Then l realised there's about a million reasons why she's giggling.
Then l'm just gonna go check out the mini bar.
Then let the games begin.
Then you and l are, like...like sisters.
Then you know l'll be nice.
There are no mountain lions up here, are there?
There is wonder in the things l see
There she goes
There she goes again
There she goes again
There's a counsellor. Where's the Navajo bunk?
There's my girl. Honey, l want you to meet a friend of mine.
There's no love song finer
There's something really important l wanna talk about.
There's two of me. l mean, two of us.
They can't go to two different schools. That's nuts.
They say the rain that year made this the best Burgundy ever harvested.
They switched places on us, Nick.
They're recreating the night we met.
Things are heating up quite nicely.
Think so little of me...
This entire prenuptial get together was her idea.
This feeling that remains
This guy was on her Evian bottle.
This is a 1921 Burgundy.
This is it. Seven Pembroke Lane.
This is my fiancé and the love of my life, Nicholas Parker.
This is Nick's daughter, the one l've told you about.
This is so scary.
This is the real deal, and nothing you do can come between us.
This one's Hallie. l'm positive.
This reaction is totally classic.
This will be
This will be
This will be
This will be
This will be
This. lt's a picture of my mom, and it's ripped, too.
Time to break up this love fest. Annie, Hallie...
To Cruella de Vil. She's awful. We can't let him go through with it.
To switch the two of you back.
To you l'll be servin' cause you're so deservin'
Told me your father knew l was coming today.
Touché!
Touché.
Try this. Now, throw the veil straight back.
Two in love can make it
Uh oh. Yes.
Unless Hallie Parker knows something we don't know.
Up to your room. Now.
Vis very, very extraordinary
Vis very, very extraordinary
VJ Day, 1945?
Wait a minute, l thought this was a boys' camp.
Wait. l don't understand. How did you two meet?
Wait. lf you're not going, l don't have to go. l'm not a nature girl.
Was it love at first sight?
We actually did it.
We did this so we'd never have to see each other.
We met our first night aboard at dinner.
We only eat in there on Thanksgiving, Christmas and October 11th.
We say goodbye
We say goodbye
We travelled all the way from London for this?
We.
We'll be right up.
We're closer than close. We're all each other has.
We've got a problem. Bring Mother here immediately.
We've got this incredible porch that looks over the entire vineyard and...
Wear your shirt like this. l like it when l can see a little chest hair.
Welcome home, kiddo.
Well, are there any other surprises? Belly button rings, tattoos?
Well, can't you manage without me? Annie just got home from camp.
Well, go on. Get up there. Come on.
Well, gosh, there you are. What do you know?
Well, hello! Where was he?
Well, here we are Camp Walden for Girls.
Well, it really doesn't matter any more.
Well, it's a very big park, and we've got plenty of time.
Well, l could keep them for half the year, then you...
Well, l promised Hal we'd hang out together.
Well, me waving like a mindless idiot
Well, now l've got goose bumps.
Well, pasta it is.
Well, she and Martin went off on a picnic around noon...yesterday.
Well, she designs wedding gowns.
Well, take it from someone who got their molars very early in life,
Well, technically, you belong to your dad and Annie belongs to me.
Well, that part l remember perfectly.
Well, that part's become a bit hazy to me, too.
Well, the bouquet's a little too robust for a merlot,
Well, we can't keep them apart.
Well, what's that you're using? Here, let me see that.
Well, you run downstairs and get our tickets from your grandma...father.
Well, your eyes are much closer together than mine.
Were they? OK, that's good.
What about you? You were always drawing on napkins and newspapers.
What am l supposed to do, sit home and knit?
What are you doing here?
What are you, Robert DeNiro? Yes, I am talking to you.
What did we do, Dad? We were right behind you.
What did you call me?
What do l know? But she's got him eating out of the palm of her hand.
What do you mean?
What happened to you, Hal? Something's changed.
What happened?
What is wrong with you, you goofball? lt's Hallie.
What would you like? Anything? lt doesn't matter.
What?
What's the matter with you? lt's like you didn't recognise her.
What's the matter? l cut myself shaving?
What's this one? ''Where dreams have no end. 1983''.
Whatever you say, Cruella.
Where are we?
Where you grow g****s to make wine. That's what we do, me and my dad.
While he's wrapped around another woman is not what l had in mind.
Who walks around with a cereal bowl full of chilli?
Whoa! Who is in there?
Why are you looking at her like that?
Why don't we go check out the honeymoon suite?
Why don't you lie down?
Why the gods above me
Why the sudden curiosity about your dad?
With the whole motley crew.
Woozy, huh?
Would somebody grab that, please?
Would you, Martin? Thank you! l'd be so grateful.
Wow!
Wow! So, how exactly are we paying for this?
Wow! That's incredible. You designed that?
Yeah, it's on the stove. So, something's changed about you, Hal.
Yeah, l just hung up. He's really anxious to see you.
Yeah, sure. Let's get this show on the road.
Yeah, well, just do what the woman says and meet her upthstairs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah.
Yeah. l really have, Dad.
Years from now, when l'm grown up,
Yes, collect call to America, please.
Yes, l did. The man went completely ashen,
Yes. To all of the above.
You all right?
You and me
You and me
You and you...
You are in way over your head. ls that clear?
You can't avoid the subject forever. What was he like?
You didn't grab your duffel before the apes tossed it into the heap.
You didn't? Why not?
You do need a mother, which brings me to...
You do?
You do? That is so weird.
You don't always have to be so brave.
You don't think she even really likes him?
You gave me more joy than l ever dreamed of
You have one old picture of your mum and l have one old picture of my dad.
You have to go out of town? Where, may l ask, are you going?
You know the real difference between us?
You know what? You're right. You're absolutely right.
You know what's interesting?
You know who would look really beautiful in that gown?
You know, l could use a bit of fresh air.
You know, l expected a little girl, but you are so grown up.
You know, l may never be alone with you again,
You know, you haven't changed a bit.
You ladle, l'll serve.
You look stressed, baby.
You look wonderful.
You must've grown three inches, l swear, in six weeks.
You overslept, and he didn't wanna wake you.
You scared me. l didn't know you were, like, here.
You sent us to the same camp, and the whole thing just sort of spilled out.
You two are obviously incredibly close.
You two, the isolation cabin.
You wanna eat and then unpack, or we could unpack and then eat,
You wanna go get a popsicle or something?
You were telling me why you brought me here without telling your father.
You wouldn't wanna send the wrong kid back to England...
You, too.
You'll attract every mosquito with sugar and water. Where'd you get it?
You'll have to excuse the old girl.
You'll kill in it.
You're coming to Napa for Thanksgiving, right?
You're gonna love it, Dad. Trust me.
You're Hallie?
You're just very pretty, that's all.
You're like a loveable brother who happens to wait on us.
You're not hungry again? You hardly touched your chilli your favourite.
You're not to worry, OK?
You're starting to feel like a woman and, believe it or not,
You've brought a lot of sunshine into my life
You've filled me with happiness l never knew
You've given me the thrill of a lifetime
You've got to have some, too, OK?
You've never seen your mum, and l've never seen my dad.
Your dream of owning your own vineyard, it actually came true.
Your ears...well, you'll grow into them.
Your evil clone sneezed all the way across the mess hall this morning.
Your father hired her to do some publicity for the vineyard.
Your teeth are a little crooked.
After all these years. Thank you.
All of a sudden on the very day... Dad, l can explain why she's here.
All right? So, did you meet him in London?
All set, then. Where's Annie? She's on her way down.
Allow me to assist you. Wait!
Almost as if l were who, Chessy? Nobody. Forget l mentioned it.
Am l missing something here? This is one small world.
And l live by a vineyard. A what yard?
and pasta and... Pasta sounds good.
And, Hallie, hurry! OK, l will.
And, Nicky, why are you all wet? You're making her wedding gown?
Annie, go and put your clothes on. Sure l'm Annie?
Annie! Martin!
Annie! Yes?
Annie? Yes, Martin?
Anxious excited, definitely. Oh.
Any of your pictures ruined? Only the beautiful Leo DiCaprio.
Anyway, l was wondering if...? l'd accompany you on the trip?
Arapaho. Same as me!
Are you angry? Oh, honey, of course not.
Are you sick, honey? l'm fine, l promise.
At a time like what? Don't you realise what's happening?
Because believe it or not... Race you back, Dad!
Boss, are you OK? l'm fine.
But how could you do this to me? Excuse me, l hate to interrupt,
But... And l got her talking about Dad.
Bye bye. Bye.
Bye, Daddy, darling. Bye, darling.
Bye, Pop. Bye, Hal.
Can we open one? l'd only drink it with you.
Chessy, this is our butler, Martin. How do you do? l'm her butler.
Come on! Come on! OK.
Could've fooled me, ma'am. Come on. Let's rock and roll.
Dad! l thought you were with Meredith?
Darling! You all right? l had one sip too many, l guess.
Did you have fun? l wouldn't say fun.
Did you know l also collect wine? Really?
Did you tell her? Almost.
Did you tell her? No.
Do you have a first aid kit? Yeah, of course.
Don't shut your eyes. Oh! OK. Right.
Earring ready? Yes.
Excellent. Butt naked.
Excuse me, did you find a beige...? Thank you.
Excuse me? T H E M. Them. Get the picture?
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Fencers ready? Ready.
Four of us? After, we'll tell you who's who.
Get over it. lf this is the real deal,
Girls? What?
Good job. All right! Excellent, kids!
Good to have you back. Annie?
Gosh, she's heavy. She's also, like, snoring.
Got it all, l think. Oh, this is from your grandfather.
Grandfather? l'll check the study.
Grandfather. Why didn't l think of that?
Great. Meet you in the bar in ten.
Great. What are you doing?
Hallie told me the story. lt was so sweet.
Hallie, you know who this is? Actually, yes.
Has Dad ever been close? Never.
Have fun, old bean. I will.
He is? lt's disgusting.
Hello, Liz. Hello, Nick.
Hello? What's up?
Hello. Everything all right? Well, no, actually. lt isn't.
Here you go. Thanks.
Hey, Dad. Just running down to the lobby.
Hey, Dad. Wow, you look so nice.
Hi, doll. Hi.
Hi, Vendela. Hi. What do we do with the veil?
Hi. This is my assistant, Richard.
Hold on. We're stopping. Again?
Home again. Thank you.
Honey, a dog at the Stafford? Hal begged me.
Hot stuff! Love the birthday suit!
How about a martini? How about a double?
How do you know that? My dad had this old picture of her,
How far away is London, anyway? Well, from here it's 3,000 miles,
How old are you again, Dad? Suddenly interested in math?
How small? Hi, Mer.
How weird is that? Extremely.
Just a little dust in my eye. Want a clean sleeve?
Just don't ask what's in it. OK.
Just put it down. OK, OK. l'll put it down.
Kiss Mum for me. And kiss Dad for me.
l agree. l could keep them for a year...
l agree. lt totally sucks. l say we fly to Napa,
l can't believe it's you. And l can't believe it's you.
l can't. l won't. lt's an emergency. Dad's in love.
l don't know what's got into her. Oh, Nicky,
l have looked forward to this. Really? Well, here l am.
l hope that's OK with you. Oh, sure.
l know. l don't get it. Me, either.
l know. lt seems like forever. You have no idea.
l love you. l love you, too.
l really am sorry. We are, too, Dad. Really.
l told Hallie. You did? And?
l told you it was a mess in here. She should know. She did it!
l'll never let you go Never, never gonna let you go
l'll save you a seat, Annie. Thanks.
l'll take a whack at it. OK, we got ourselves a challenger.
l'm an old romantic. So am l.
l'm here. What...? l think l lost you.
l'm Meredith Blake. How do you do?
l'm number 29? Yeah, it's always the same routine.
l'm out. So, that's it? No more takers?
l've always wanted a big sister. Oh, ho...
l've always wanted a big sister. Oh, ho...
let alone in the same hotel. You saw Dad already?
Let me help YOU! Why did you do that?
lf you ask me, there's... Hallie, stop.
List of fruits and vegetables. Check, check.
Liz... No, honestly, Nick.
Lovely wine, Martin. Thank you, sir.
lt was a hairdryer. Oh, right.
lt's me, Mum. Annie. Oh, darling!
lt's part of the experience. What's the other part?
lt's so sweet. l think l'll take that drink.
Martin! What are you doing? Going for a dip. Do you mind?
May l have a sip? l don't think you'll like it.
May l step outside? Shall l go with you?
Me and this girl got really close. Great.
Me? Yes, you.
Meredith. Hi. Hello, Hal.
Minerals. Check.
Missed you. Missed you.
Mom, come on, that's not the plan. You'll have more fun without me.
Mom, your suitcase is empty. Oh, right, sorry.
Mother. You're back!
Move aside, dear. No, really. l insist.
Mum, watch ou...! Sorry. Sorry.
Mum! You didn't have to wait for me.
My backpack... Need a hand, Mer?
My dad's going out of the country? Oh, no.
Near a movie star? What are you? Lucy and Ethel?
Near a movie star? What are you? Lucy and Ethel?
Nice catch. Thank you.
Nice outfit. Oh, thanks.
Nicky. Tell me what?
No wisecracks, please. And l'm Martin, your sommelier.
No, no, no, no. Madam, absolutely no idea.
Not a bad idea. Yeah, see any cliffs?
Not a clue. Right.
Not too old? You look fab, Dad. Young and fab.
Nothing, nothing. Not a thing. Cruella.
Now, what's this all about? Well, it's a long story.
Of course l'm sure! 100% positive?
Oh, God! My phone does not work! How are we ever gonna live?
Oh, he won't hurt you, Mer. Oh, right, right, right. l know.
Oh, hello. How are you? Hi, there.
Oh, my God, Cuppy. Cuppy?
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
OK, Dad. OK, Hal.
OK, Grandfather chipped in a bit. Annie.
OK, he chipped in a lot. Come on. You'll love it.
OK, l'm all set, Mom. Great. Me, too. Almost.
OK, l'm here. Ah, we're saved.
OK, so call me every single day. And write me. Don't forget.
OK, this is it. Find out how Mum and Dad met.
OK. Are you hungry?
OK. Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Ooh, ice woman! And proud of it, babe.
Others? What others? You want the 4 1 1?
Ow! Let me help you with that.
Parker, Hallie. Right here!
Perf. Sweetheart?
Really? She's becoming quite famous.
Really? You do? Totally. lt's a dream come true.
Say hello to your father for me. l will.
See you for dinner. Bye, Hal. Bye.
Serve? Right.
She calls my name There she goes
She lives in New York. Oh, l see.
Shh! Quiet. Oh, l hope they're sleeping.
Sir... Dad, watch out!
So will l! Your birthday's on October 11th?
Something... Ooh, it smells good.
Sorry. Just a little nervous. You're nervous?
Sure, fine. Take your time.
Take care of yourself. Yeah, l will.
Tell me about it. How old are you?
Thank you. l insist that you come. Really.
Thanks. You're welcome.
That is so sweet, Dad. No, l'm not going to adopt her.
That one took years to track down. Why? Where's it from?
That tall gangly thing? Yes, it's me.
That's incredible. l love that.
That's the lunch bell. l'm not so hungry any more.
That's too bad. How about you? l wish l could, but l'm allergic.
The boat, the music... The help.
The F word? My father.
The more l see, the more l like it. Me, too.
They look alike! Look at them!
This is Martin. He's our butler. We have a butler?!
This is, like... Mind boggling.
Totally. Completely.
Two... Three.
Want me to deck her? Hold on. l'm not finished yet.
Want one? Oh, sure. l love Oreos.
We both got where we wanted to go. Yeah. We did.
We have to talk. OK, shoot.
We have to talk. OK, shoot.
We meant to write, Dad, but... ''We''?
We met on the QE2. QE what?
Well, then. Here's to... Our daughters.
Well, this is a small world. And getting smaller.
Well, we pooled our allowances. Yeah, right, Annie.
What about your mother? Dad, l'm almost 12.
What about your mother? Dad, l'm almost 12.
What are we celebrating? Your homecoming, of course.
What are you staring at? Oh, nothing.
What camping trip? The one we go on every summer.
What camping trip? What camping trip?!
What do you mean getting married? Tie, gown, the whole enchilada.
What happened to your hair? Cut it. Do you like it?
What time do you leave? Not for a while.
What? We can pull it off. We're twins.
What? Oh, no. No!
What?! Be nice.
What?! The wedding's in two weeks.
What's going on? Annie, are you still there?
What's going on? Here's what's going on, buddy!
What's the 4 1 1? The information on other women.
What's the matter? Hallie, what's your mother like?
What's the matter? lt's chilly in here, that's all.
Where are you going? Good night, ladies.
Where's Dad? Oh.
Where's Meredith? We played some harmless tricks
Where's your father? You talkin' to me?
Which do you like? The white one.
Who? You.
Who's Annie Oakley? Just cool it.
Whoa! That's my kind of woman. Yo, tie dye girl!
Why do you want my opinion? l'll tell you why, Hal.
Why is everyone staring? Don't you see it?
Why not? That's why not.
Why, l oughta... Ladies.
Wish me luck. Good luck.
Would you care for some? Oh, no, thanks. l'm allergic.
Wow! This is my private stash.
Wow! lt's beautiful. We built it when l was little.
Yeah? lnspired. Brilliant.
Yeah. l think it's an awesome idea.
Yes. l did know something. Technically, yes.
You can come just as a friend. Madam, l'd be honoured.
You can cook now? Oh, yeah, l can make pasta...
You do? You're young, beautiful and sexy.
You find out why they broke up. Annie James. Your car's here.
You know about Annie? l am Annie.
You look taller to me, too, Dad. Come on, squirt. Let's get home.
You must be new. How can you tell?
You need some serious help. Thanks. lt's the big yellow one.
You OK? Oh, yeah.
You pushed me in! l did not!
You rang? Two martinis, please.
You sounded just like me. l'm supposed to. Go on. Just do it.
You take that side. All right.
You wanna know what Dad is like. Right.
You were married to him? Guilty again.
You're Elizabeth James? Guilty.
You're from California? Do you live in Hollywood?
Your passport. Have a safe trip. Thank you.
..that's why they make Do Not Disturb signs.
''Lovely girl''? ''Horrid habit''? Was it summer camp or finishing school?
''Lovely girl''? Suddenly, you're so proper?
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