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Osmosis Jones (2001)

Osmosis Jones (2001)

Osmosis Jones is a comedy film released in 2001 that takes place inside the human body. The story follows a white blood cell, Osmosis Jones (voiced by Chris Rock), and his partner, a cold pill named Drix (voiced by David Hyde Pierce), as they battle a deadly virus. With a star-studded voice cast including Laurence Fishburne, William Shatner, and Brandy Norwood, this animated adventure delivers humor and educational content. To immerse yourself in the sounds of Osmosis Jones, you can play and download them here.

A bad, booty shaking pickinosis. Yeah. That's who I am.
A generic brand. An over the counter Tic Tac.
A lot better than yours!
All fat cells proceed to love handles.
All right, goodbye.
All right, if you love it here...
All right, ladies. Wrap it up now.
All right, pal. You're out of here.
All right!
All right.
All right. But no screw ups, you dig?
All right. But we gotta get you something to wear.
All that salad slow you down, buddy?
All units south of the stomach, look out for illegal organism.
And as for me, I got suspended for unnecessary force.
And how do you think you get sick?
And then I saw him.
And this don't sound like influenza to me. Now beat it.
And this one. Nice lady in Detroit, Motown.
And we're out.
And you must be Shane's dad.
And you're as strong as a bull. Smell like a cow.
Any comments on today's cramp?
Are you okay?
Are you ordering out?
Are you with me?
Artie?
As temperatures stabilize, a grateful city salutes Osmosis Jones.
At least you got your health.
Attention, germs. You are surrounded.
Baby, when are we hooking up?
Baby! It's Ozzy time!
Barkeep, what you got?
Be advised. We have a break in.
Be careful! That's a pollen pod. Frank is allergic to this stuff.
Because I'm coming. I'm coming to get you, baby. Fun?
Bicuspid four, we're in the vicinity.
Boss, your plan worked.
Brain memory library.
Bring some clam strips and some steamers when you come, please?
Bruiser, take him to the face and bury him in a blackhead.
Bruiser! What are you? A sissy Mary?
Buffalo, New York.
Buffalo?
But again, you had to do it your own way.
But ask any of them, when it comes to illing...
But during Phlegmming's term, rot and stagnation...
But if we pull together and put in a little hard work...
But you didn't hear that from me. You didn't hear that from me.
But, Dad, there's only four steps.
Bye bye, cop!
Can you believe those lies?
Can you feel the heat, Jones?
Can you taste the irony in that?
Careful, I'm contagious.
Carrot?
Cells vote.
Che fa? What's he doing?
Chicken going down rough. Going down rough.
Come here, baby. I'm still Jonesing for a little more Osmosis.
Come on, baby, give me a little bit of this.
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Congratulations. Ex cellent work in the nose. Let's get some pictures.
Connecting, please hold. One moment.
Continuing symptoms, while annoying...
Controls the temperature for the body.
Could a white blood cell do anything to stop this evil plan?
Could you swallow first, please?
Dad, stop it! What are you doing?
Dad, what's wrong? Oh, my God.
Dad! Uncle Bob!
Daddy?
Dang. Always pulls to the right.
Definitely red.
Did I do the right thing?
Did the foot fungus pay up yet?
Did they have to assign you to this?
Did you look at my notes on your speech?
Didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks.
Didn't think I'd break a sweat coming up here. But I did.
Do me a favor, huh?
Do they know I work hard?
Do you have any idea of the teasing...
Do you know what I'm saying? I been saying it a long time.
Doctors say that soon I won't be able to wear...
Does he roll his food on the ground before he eats it?
Don't be all impressed. It's 99%%% sugar.
Don't forget the cushion we take to football games.
Don't listen to Jones. His diagnostic skills are remedial at best!
Don't shoot.
Don't tell me you ain't never gotten jiggy with it.
Don't think about it. You're in enough trouble.
Don't want the voters in the hemorrhoids complaining.
Don't worry, he'll be normal in a few days.
Don't you ever think about anyone else?
Don't you get old.
Dougy Doug, the firebug!
Drix enol.
Eat hot nose juice, dust.
Ebola is a case of dandruff compared to me!
Ebola?
Ebola?
Enjoy the funeral, boys!
Es el Muerte Rojo! No me mates! Get out of here!
Every time the tide came in, they'd flush...
Ex cellent.
Ex cuse me! What are you doing?
Ex cuse me?
Ex cuse me?
Ex cuse me. Ex cuse me. I got one more question here.
Exactly. Temporary.
Extra disgusting.
FDA certified for colds and flu...
FDA certified for colds and flu...
Figures. I finally do something right for Frank, and I get fired.
Final plans have been made and nothing is going to stand in our way.
Fine. Flush your life down the toilet.
Fire!
First things first. Eat your lunch. We'll talk later.
Five bucks says size don't matter.
For the temporary relief of symptoms
Foreign substance in upper....
Francis Detorre, you stand up right now!
Francis Detorre, you stand up right now!
Frank will be up in 20 minutes. I don't want him losing an eyelash...
Frank, are you with me? Are you okay?
Frank, are you with me? Are you okay?
Frank, it's so wonderful to see...
Frank!
Frank!
Frank! Why are you leaving so early?
Frank! Why are you leaving so early?
Frank. Hold on, here.
Frank's gonna heat up like a sidewalk on a summer day.
From the description, it sounds like you were justified.
Funny. Funny.
Gentlemen, playing with you has been the greatest pleasure of my life.
Gentlemen, playing with you has been the greatest pleasure of my life.
Get back to work!
Get out of here.
Get out!
Get out. Or you're on butt hair patrol for the next three years!
Get that thing to the hypothalamus now!
Get your butt off this boat!
Get your name in the New England Journal of Medicine.
Getting out of town?
Give me that egg, pal! Give me the egg!
Give me that.
Go away.
Go to that new place. The Zit, on the head.
Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks...
Good man, bad man. Now it's official: You are a good man.
Good, they could pass any day.
Great, got me a college boy.
Great. So, what's the big surprise?
Guilty as charged. Frank Detorre.
Halt. Saliva Patrol.
Handicap?
Hands up. Surrender for digestion.
Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna....
Have some class. We got mixed company here.
Have you ever seen a rattlesnake swallow a football?
He got fired from his job at the pea soup factory.
He has information on what went down.
He just started it this morning. We'll give him an 'A'anyway.
He was lethal. If we hadn't stopped him
He was on the clammiest oyster I'd seen.
He'll kill us, hombre!
He's a little slow.
He's coming back.
He's going EI Pollo Loco on your crazy behind.
He's got a point. You promised to focus on health issues.
He's not coming back. He's not gonna make it.
Heads up!
Hello, Johnny. How you doing?
Her name is Shirley.
Here?
Here.
Hey, cells vote, man.
Hey, Dad. Hey, Uncle Bob.
Hey, hey, who died? Other than Thrax, that is. Brandy!
Hey, it's the Germinator!
Hey, pal, are you on or off?
Hey, you lost, pal? This is a private sweat gland. Now beat it!
Hey! Wait!
Hi, baby.
High cholesterol, but there's medicine.
Hits the ground, you can eat it within 10 seconds.
Hold tight, kid!
Hold up. I need this job, Leah.
Hold up. I need this job, Leah.
Holy spit.
Honey, the reason that monkeys eat so many fruits and vegetables...
Honey, we're all packed. Buffalo's going to be a blast.
Honey.
How so?
How's it feel working with the two dumbest animals in the zoo?
Humiliated.
Hypo who what is this?
Hypothalamus. Hypothalamus.
I am just absolutely crazy about your daughter.
I am on a 12 hour time release program.
I am Shane's science and PE teacher.
I am sick of you! That's it, I can't work with him!
I can't combat a virus. Read my label.
I can't work with you!
I caught him with six micrograms of adrenaline.
I didn't think so. We could do something better.
I do.
I don't believe I have.
I don't blame you for Mom's death. I didn't mean it.
I don't dance. I have no left feet.
I don't like!
I don't need to remind anyone that today's our trip to Buffalo.
I don't think she has.
I feel better already.
I feel fine. Say it!
I give you...
I got police work to do.
I gotta go get her. She'll be ex cited and call you.
I grew up on the wrong side of the digestive tract. No fancy schools.
I guarantee you there ain't nothing wrong with this dam.
I have a chronic ingrown toe condition.
I have a plan to flush Colonic down the toilet.
I hope he's going to be okay. Come on.
I just needed some sodium.
I killed him in seventy two hours.
I knew it. At the first dark cloud, you fall apart.
I knew that. I knew that.
I know a spot behind the eye, has a perfect view.
I know you wanted to go on a trip this weekend, so... .
I know your daughter Hurly had to transfer.
I need to talk to you.
I promise everything will be fine. Not as fine as you, but fine.
I propose something that every organism in this city will enjoy.
I replanted them six months ago. That's how long the state says.
I saw him. I saw him! La Muerte Roja
I should fight disease in the veins! Not here, on tartar control!
I should hang out with a better class of animals.
I think about you.
I told city hall we need more sleep!
I told you it'd be worth it.
I want health...
I want you to help me.
I was cruising the digestive tract, just minding my own business.
I was injected into this body to rat on influenza only.
I will nurture her, I will love her...
I wish you'd take this job more seriously.
I won't listen to the white blood cell with the worst record in Frank.
I would never hold anything against one of my students.
I wouldn't trust you to handle a sore throat alone!
I'd like to announce we're beginning construction on a third chin.
I'd really like you to come.
I'll check the competition. Try and learn them something about volcanos.
I'll check, but we're really all about sports statistics here.
I'll examine your irritated areas.
I'll get a keg and plop myself down on the sofa in front of the Tv.
I'll start working out tomorrow.
I'll take him down in 48 hours. Get my chapter in the medical books.
I'll turn up the heat in here.
I'm cherry flavored.
I'm getting better as I go, but the problem is I never set a record.
I'm going camping with my friends.
I'm going to make my deadline.
I'm going to the hypothalamus to check it out.
I'm in charge of this sore throat, baby.
I'm looking for volunteers. Some germs who want in on a big score.
I'm looking for volunteers. Some germs who want in on a big score.
I'm making an appointment with the doctor.
I'm not getting out of my bathrobe.
I'm not going.
I'm not gonna mommy her forever, okay? I mean, sixteen, sure.
I'm putting you on a job in the throat.
I'm so psyched for this long weekend.
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to say that.
I'm soothing the irritation.
I'm sorry. sweetie. Come on. I know.
I'm standing here. Can you use a tissue?
I'm talking to the camels.
I'm tired of this. It's not fair.
I'm Tom Colonic. As mayor, I'd set long term goals...
If I'm not back in five, you come looking, okay?
If not for you, none of this would have ever happened.
If they hit the blood stream, we'll be illing.
If you follow me, she dies.
If you'll ex cuse me, l...
In an act of selfless bravery, a cold tablet stopped a runny nose.
In five, four, three... .
In lighter news, there was pandemonium in the stomach today...
In my office!
In the words of the immortal James Brown, get down!
Inflammation and glandular swelling. We meet again.
Is beer fluid?
Is it here?
Is that how you treat the handicapped?
It caused those snot crests I was surfing!
It makes for a good pep talk.
It was an accident!
It would make a little girl very happy.
It'll take a Swedish facialist and six steaming washcloths...
It'll take a Swedish facialist and six steaming washcloths...
It's a cramp!
It's a falsie.
It's a holiday weekend. It's important to be together.
It's a routine sore throat.
It's a shame you came this far just to die.
It's been three hours since lunch and we're still cleaning up this egg.
It's fun. Come on.
It's just an egg!
It's just an egg!
It's just this darn heat!
It's lmmunity's problem. We should get to the mouth.
It's no ordinary germ.
It's not mine. I swear, it's my cousin's.
It's not sympathy.
It's time we get things moving again.
It's too late to spill it.
James who?
Jones has been reinstated to the force with full privileges.
Jones, you want to keep your job?
Jones!
Jones! ln my office.
Jones! Ooh, thank Frank.
Just close your eye.
Just give me a shot.
Just off the Thorazine. He's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
Just stay here and watch the maestro work.
Keep it moving.
Keep it moving.
Keep those opinions in that mushy head...
Knock down that hot spot, ladder team!
Knock off that hamburger talk. Come here, honey.
Knock off that hamburger talk. Come here, honey.
La Muerte Roja! He's coming, man. I saw him.
Later, Doug.
Leah, girl, what were you thinking?
Leah, wait! Who will answer the phones?
Leah, you looking fine. Mighty fine.
Learn to think outside the pillbox.
Leg.
Leg.
Let me go! Watch the hands, buddy!
Let me take a look, Dad.
Let me tell you something about Ebola, baby.
Let's call for a scab and get to the precinct.
Let's go catch a cold.
Let's move on my mark. One, two, lift!
Lift the restraining order so I can do this father daughter trip.
Like he's going to listen to us.
Like I haven't heard that one before.
Like when you packed me a fried Slim Jim sandwich?
Listen to the toe. Don't you get old.
Look at it now. Jeez...
Look out!
Look out!
Look who thinks he's the Ebola virus, huh?
Look!
Looks good on you, Jones.
Looks like a saliva boat went haywire and crashed.
Lucky you ain't in a scab.
Maggie.
Man, what you been eating?
Man, would you look at all that gunk.
May cause drowsiness. Do not operate machinery.
Maybe if you and Mom listened to me a little more...
Maybe if you and Mom listened to me a little more...
Maybe next time he takes Drix enol it'll do him some good.
Maybe Shane would like to know about the 200 yard restraining order.
Maybe we should incubate for a while?
Mayor Phlegmming may think things are fine the way they are.
Me and Madcow are going to Wrestlemania.
Me and my girlfriend are going to the Kidneys to see the Stones.
Medical books aren't written about losers.
Money won't be your problem if you don't tell me about the sinuses.
Mortal danger? You'd love to prove that, wouldn't you, Mr. Drix enol?
Mother of Frank!
Mr. Colonic? What's that smell?
Mr. Detorre?
Mr. Detorre?
Mr. Mayor? Ex cuse me, sir, but we have a problem.
Mr. Thrax has left the building.
Mrs. Boyd isn't still mad at you.
Mrs. Delirious, come on.
Ms. Chicken Wing Festival.
Murphy, it's flaring up again! Give me a status on the pain relief.
My boy is hot!
My family was humiliated. You understand?
My high school was crack central.
Next.
Nice genes. Got chromosomes in all the right places.
Ninety eight point six.
Ninety eight point six.
NNN will stay on the air as long as possible.
No kidding. You mean like a concierge?
No more questions. Thank you.
No, Dad. It's me, Shane.
No, finish that up. Come on, we want to get better.
No, I'm serious.
No, I'm talking about that nasty, skanky, sweaty smell.
No, it was in the crack! Right in the stanky puckered center!
No, sir, it hasn't arrived yet.
No, that guy's getting flaky on us.
No, that used to be a virus, now he's on our side.
No!
No! So I can!
No. Hit all the pressure valves. They're about to blow the scene.
Nobody cares.
Nose dripping, chicken soup drinking...
Nose hairs!
Not my suedes!
Not that thing!
Nothing down there but bad dreams.
Nothing down there but bad dreams.
Nothing went down. It's a common sore throat.
Now arriving with some milk, a cold pill with a pleasant fruity flavor.
Now boarding: the 9: 37, with nonstop service...
Now connecting.
Now get down there, send him a message.
Now let her go.
Now that's inflammation relief.
Now what, Jones?
Now where was l?
Now who's evolved?
Now, get out of my body!
Now, get to work!
Now, tidy up, will you?
Now, we go live to Cerebellum Hall for an address from Mayor Phlegmming.
Now, why don't we find you a more capable officer...
Of course.
Officer down.
Officers, please.
Oh, all right.
Oh, come on.
Oh, Don't worry. Shane will be fine.
Oh, great, pal. Spoil the ending.
Oh, mama. Yo!
Oh, my God, I got the giggles.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no!
Oh, no. Not again.
Oh, now what?
Oh, really?
Oh, that hurts.
Oh, yes, Mr. Mayor.
Okay, Frank. This is your conscience speaking. Now listen carefully.
Okay, I'm calling it.
Okay, Mayor.
Okay, you want us to start thinking? Well, here's a thought:
One glazed and one with a jelly filled nucleus.
One hundred and twenty eight different dipping sauces.
One oh seven point seven.
One oh seven point six.
Only for use against the most stubborn cold symptoms.
Ooh, let me try.
Open wide.
Open wide.
Or maybe Shane should know about the 200 yard restraining order.
Osmosis Jones to dispatch.
Other side.
Out of our jurisdiction.
Outside was Shane's science fair. Everyone was ex cited.
Overnight, Frank became the town laughingstock.
Oysters are filled with dangerous bacteria.
Paid by Colonic for Mayor.
Partner, what you got there?
Peanut boarding for intestine and liver...
Peep this. Check it out.
People would think about what's going on in this body...
People, let's get started.
People, people, you worry too much.
Perfect for a little rendezvous between me and you.
Pill? What pill?
Pills know nothing about what goes on in here.
Please.
Pleasure to meet you. I am Mrs. Boyd.
Pliable cellular dynamics. What an ingenious defense mechanism.
Pock fights are against the law.
Por favor, don't shoot!
Pregnant women shouldn't handle pills.
Probably gingivitis, don't get carried away.
Quick! The dam is under attack!
Real important stuff. Wait in the car.
Relax, this baby was built to last. Solid cartilage.
Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank.
Reports of a hostage are confirmed.
Right. On this hike, is that teacher of yours going to be there?
Rinky dink, stink, pinky pill.
Saliva boat? That's pretty unusual.
Sarge?
Saving Frank.
See anything, kid?
See the headlines?
See this gooey sackus membranous around my personhood?
See this?
See this?
See, I told you she'd be ex cited.
Seriously.
Shane won't buy me deodorant anymore.
Shane, isn't that your dad?
Shane, look what I bought for you. They're false eyelashes.
Shane, you're here?
Shane, yours is art.
Shane.
She is a doll.
She says it causes cancer.
She wants to go to the city and help people someday.
She's a sweetie pie.
She's going to be okay.
Should I call the cops?
Shut up! What are you two laughing at?
Sick? We're not getting sick! We have far too much planned.
Since her mother passed away, she's had a really hard time...
Since then, every day I wonder:
Sir, if it's all the same to you...
Sir, we have a strict no shoes no service policy.
Six days flat.
Sixteen?
Slow bowel traffic....
Slow down! Slow down!
Snot guns are booger coating some dust.
So get your nucleus down to the stomach, pronto.
So you want me to take care of them?
So, this is where the scum of Frank comes to fester.
So, uh...
Some quality time with the wife and kids.
Some scientists say their diets are more evolved.
Somebody lay down a towel. This is going to be messy.
Something's wrong with the weather.
Sometimes being too careful is all it takes.
Son of a botulism!
Son, I apologize for all this.
Son, read what it says on your arm.
Sorry, baby. But it's time you take your medicine.
Sounds like a gas, baby. Bring it on.
Special agent Drix obenzometaphedramine.
Spit. Wasn't my idea, but now I like it.
Start redirecting traffic over there.
Step away.
Suit yourself.
Surrender.
Surrounded.
Suspect is headed towards the uvula.
Talk English, man. We ain't on Telemundo here.
Talking about this?
Talking about what?
Temperature?
Ten second rule:
Thank you, chief. Thank you, chief. You won't regret this.
Thank you. Get me the chief. There's a good girl.
Thanks a lot, junior. You just cost me twenty.
Thanks. You saved my cytoplasm in there.
That ain't no germ.
That is much prettier.
That is so funny!
That's a cop.
That's filthy.
That's my baby! Try the headlock!
That's not what I wrote.
That's not what voters want.
That's right, big boy. You keep on dreaming.
That's right. I got this city exactly where I want it.
That's the smell of change, Billy.
That's too late.
That's your problem, Jones.
The answer is no! Absolutely not!
The answer is no.
The body is in perfect shape.
The bowels didn 't always smell this way.
The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes.
The buffalo wing festival this weekend.
The caption should read, Mayor and Pill Stop Cold...Cold.
The guy's big time. He goes by the name of Thrax.
The heroic tablet will be honored this afternoon.
The in box.
The membrane is cracking, you
The officer who saved us.
The one in his throat!
The oysters? Oh, yeah, that's Zach's project.
The papers call it the most powerful cramp since Shane made us try Tae Bo!
The photo ran in every daily across the country.
The possibilities are infinite.
The smell of change.
The tamperproof seal is there for your protection.
The winner would get their picture in the local paper.
Their kids'projects are cardboard and glitter paint and science.
Then there's this old guy in Philly.
There was no time for questions. I did what I had to do.
There we go. That's it. That's my good washboard tummy guy.
There'll be plenty of new jobs on the back.
There's been a Jones on the force since we came on the umbilical cord.
These are polluted oysters. Well, they were polluted.
These stairs are killing me, honey. We may have to move.
They are adorable, aren't they?
They swiped the patrol car !
They were caused by the sneeze, which you caused.
They were caused by the sneeze, which you caused.
They're making this too easy.
They're talking to the camels.
Things are grim as temperatures rise dangerously.
Think about it overnight.
This cat was sick before I even got here.
This DNA bead comes from a girl in Riverside, California.
This hiking trip means a lot to her. Make it work.
This is a crime scene.
This is a crime scene.
This is about diets again, huh?
This is about the baddest illness you've ever seen.
This is Frank PD. We have you surrounded.
This is it. Men, go, go, go.
This is like a AI Roker germ, a Heavy D germ.
This is my bust. I saw him first.
This is my mission too. I am going in with you.
This is Nerve Network News. NNN.
This is your big plan? A sore throat? A stuffy nose?
This thing ain't even from Frank's body.
Three teams will move through the cranial artery...
Too bad you won't be here to see me break my record...
Trudy?
Trump
Uh, sir?
Uncle Bob will go with me to Buffalo.
Uncle Bob's kids? I'd agree with that.
Unscheduled shellfish now arriving at gate six.
Until I make my move, that's precisely what I want.
Until my man Frank, that is.
Until now, that is.
Up spit creek without a paddle.
Use that charm.
Wait a minute! He's got a pulse!
Wait for backup!
Wait up! Didn't they teach you manners in that lvy League petri dish?
Wait, wait, what the ?
Wait!
Wait.
Wait.
Wait. Where do you think you're going?
Want to be useful? Plug some Turtle Wax into that thing...
We gave him this project to push him along.
We got company. Be cool.
We got germs on that egg.
We got multiple germs coming down the windpipe.
We got tickets! I called a scalper!
We gotta cool him down!
We gotta get this water underneath our bridge, for Shane's sake.
We lived on peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches.
We need to send a letter to the mayor about washing our hands before we eat.
We should put the city on full alert.
We'll go to the hemorrhoid and get you a good lawyer.
We're back on schedule.
We're broadcasting live dreams from the brain's subconscious.
We're driving with the windows open.
We're getting sucked in!
We're going to die!
We're having jock itch!
We're losing him. Breathe!
We've lost contact with the extremities.
Well, I have something special up my sleeve.
Well, I say let's stay the course.
Well, if my hypotenuse is correct, sure:
Well, l... . I guess I should get going.
Well, well, what do we have here? Somebody been working out!
Well, what do we have here? An officer of Frank's finest.
What a zit!
What about the hair cells laid off from the scalp?
What about the request for better nutrition?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What did the mayor mean by record ?
What do you think?
What in the name of sweet bleeding Frank?!
What is it? What do you want?
What kept you?
What the Look out now.
What the dilly?
What the Frank?
What the heck was that?
What? I'll put a man right on it.
What? I'm a legend! The chicks line up to divide with me.
What?! Oh, hello, Mr. Mayor. The missus? She's great, yes.
What's going on over there?
What's that smell?
What's that smell?
What's that there?
What's the big surprise?
What's wrong now?
Whatever was in the sinuses is a lot more than a cold.
Whatever.
When I was a rookie cell, you could eat off this place.
When we return, household appliances that can improve your golf swing.
When your body 's full of aches A Drix enol is all it takes
Where you all going?
Where you from?
Who you calling a bad cop?
Who's that?
Why are we wasting time here?
Why are you waiting? Shoot him!
Why would I ever go out with you?
Why you hit so hard?
Why you hit so hard?
Why? So you can ice me again?
Without him, Frank could've been in mortal danger.
Words like ex ercise, Iow fat, and diet.
Wouldn't want Frank to build immunity to me.
Yeah, get him!
Yeah, he's slouching right now.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Yeah, it was kind of a long drive.
Yeah, my whole class is. Why?
Yeah, she told me that.
Yeah? And 99%%% of you is just stupid.
Yeah. It was a turkey Slim Jim.
Yes, it says in on it, sir. I'll check back later.
Yes, my dear.
Yesterday, without thinking, I did all my hiking for the week.
Yo, Chill! Chill!
Yo, Drips!
Yo, Hammer. You can stop dancing.
Yo, Red, we run the rackets here. Take your hustle someplace else.
Yo, we got cops here!
You a good man. You a upstanding man.
You ain't going to collect nothing from him up here in the pit.
You can guess which photo made it to the paper the next day.
You can't come in here!
You can't miss it. It's huge. They're meeting tonight.
You could've damaged the dam!
You did something terrible, didn't you?
You didn't have to do that. I don't need your sympathy.
You don't dance?
You done done it now.
You done? Now our pill is getting swallowed as we speak.
You ever hear of The Red Death?
You get those skid marks out of my class! Out the door !
You got me there. Save some for the criminals.
You got that?
You got yourself a sale.
You have entered the city of Frank.
You have something white on your lips.
You have to leave.
You just don't know when to quit, do you, Jones?
You just soothed my witness into a germ cicle.
You know my great great grandpappy fought the measles?
You know what they say, Starve a cold, drown the flu.
You know what, Jones? You want this chain so bad...
You know what? You're right. Maybe it is time I give you a case.
You know, Dad... .
You know, genetically speaking, monkeys are our first cousins.
You know, hypothetically speaking, that is.
You know, no one has ever gotten wise to me...
You look like a cell who divides with himself.

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