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Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

"Bend It Like Beckham" is a movie released in 2002 that has become a beloved classic since its debut. The film explores themes of cultural clashes, gender stereotypes, and following one's dreams. Set in London, it follows the journey of an Indian girl named Jess, played by Parminder Nagra, who defies her traditional family's expectations and joins a local women's football (soccer) team. Keira Knightley shines as Jess' dedicated teammate and friend, Jules. The cast also includes talented actors like Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Anupam Kher, and Archie Panjabi. The film's soundtrack perfectly captures the energetic spirit of the story, featuring popular songs by Mel C, Victoria Beckham, and various artists. You can play and download these catchy tunes here.

A boom, boom, boom an' a bang bang bang
A boy?
A level results...
A superb header here, beating the defender
Aaah, tonight
After that, there is no date available for five months.
Ain't nothing going on but history, yeah eah
Alan, when are you gonna realise you have a daughter with breasts, not a son?
All I know is that children are a map of their parents.
All right, excellent! We've got QPR in the final.
All right, Jess? Ηiya, Pinky.
All right?
All right? You up for a proper match?
All right. Come on.
All right. Jess is well made up with your team.
All right. Thank you for coming.
All the girls have bought one for their daughters.
All the way, it's all yours!
Aloo gobi.
Am I asking you two to make it?!
And anyway, look at the clothes you wear!
And David Beckham gets the ball yet again for Manchester United.
And don't you cry
And don't you cry
And free me...
And have we discovered a new star here, Gary Lineker?
And he's been on my case ever since.
And he's offered me a place at a top university
And I don't fancy being busted by your dad again. You'd better get back.
And I don't want to upset anyone.
And I really want to go,
And I smelt like a bleedin' ashtray.
And I want her to win...
And I was happy because I wasn't sneaking off and lying to you!
And if I can't tell you what I want now, then I'll never be happy, whatever I do.
And if they don't like it...
And it didn't look like they were talking about Match of the bleedin' Day either!
And it was brilliant.
And it's too late to turn back now
And Jessie will forget all about this football nonsense.
And keep on wishing
And more carrots. I'm making achar.
And now they're getting married, nobody cares.
And now they're getting married, nobody cares.
And phone Papu Uncle in Canada as soon as you land.
And planting the ball beyond the goalkeeper's left hand.
And pray for me,
And scouts kept telling him that I was too slight to play,
And sent me off packing!
And serene
And serene
And she always knows her place
And she made lovely aloo gobi last week, huh?
And she used to hang around whining that there was no team for her to play on.
And she's happily married with a baby.
And she's scored!
And Silvestre here at left back,
And take a trip
And that's why she's ready to go all the way to America now!
And the best thing is, she's not reached her peak yet.
And the gel bra, that's a clever one.
And the music keeps on playing
And the music keeps on playing on and on
And the Old Trafford crowd warming now to the way Beckham is taking over.
And then running off to become a model wearing small skirts!
And there's the ball that Beckham really wants.
And these bloody goras in the clubhouses made fun of my turban
And they're perfect while you're still growing
And this is really a reflection of the way he's been playing and captaining England.
And took me in so soon
And you cannot slip
Anderlecht are playing a very controlled game.
Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?
Anyway, being a lesbian is not that big a deal.
Anyway, don't worry about your mum. Just say you got a summer job.
Anyway, there was a scout from America there today,
Anyway, when are you going to tell your parents about your game?
Anyway, why go to so much grief
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Are you ready to go? See you slags later!
Are you sure we're doing the right thing?
As assistant coach for the men's side next year.
As he gathers the ball on this right hand touchline time after time.
At least I can still skin you alive!
At least l've taught her full lndian dinner. The rest is up to God.
At least there's some family close by.
At Old Trafford!
Atomic
Aww, thank you, Massiji! OΚ, bye, yeah?
BA, LLB,
Beautiful.
Because I believe she's got tremendous potential.
Because where is the goal gonna come from
Besides...
Bitch! Just cos she's still a V, man, she thinks she's better than us, innit?
Bite your lip
Blimey, that's not on.
Bollocks.
Boom, bang, boom, bang bang
Boom, boom, a bang bang bang
Brandi Chastain!
Brilliant!
Brilliant!
But can't make round chapatis?
But do you really want to be the one everyone stares at every family do
But don't worry
But don't worry...
But half my skin came off, too.
But I can't just stop talking to them like you.
But I couldn't.
But I don't want Jessie to suffer.
But I guess you wouldn't understand what that feels like, would you?
But I heard her!
But I wanted to talk to you in person.
But I wanted you to know that there's a scout coming to our final match tomorrow.
But it wasn't my fault!
But let me wash up first.
But playing for the team is an honour.
But she never wants to go shopping with me.
But there's a big question mark here against United,
But when I came to this country, nothing.
But when you come back, I want to see you happy on the video.
But you can't give 'em back.
But you can't miss the final.
But you're lndian!
But your parents don't always know what's best for you, Jess.
But, Dad, it's all changing now.
But, Dad, it's all changing now.
But, Dad, the 25th...
But, look, there's one condition
But, Mum, I'm really good!
But...hoping perhaps to get a bit more support
By and by
By and by
By and by
Bye, sweetheart!
Bye!
Call her back in Croydon. I want to speak to them.
Came back at noon
Can I not wear my tracksuit bottoms?
Can we chest it like him?
Can't believe it.
Cast off after three years of being married to a white boy with blue hair!
Check out the boobs on the captain!
Cheeky madam!
Chiswick next. Best defensive record in the division.
Cigarette!
Cigarette?
Clean
Clean
Clean and serene
Cleavage.
Come and see us sometime.
Come on, darling. Come on.
Come on, girls, keep going! Ηeads up!
Come on, girls! Wake up!
Come on, Jess.
Come on, Jess.
Come on, Jess. You can't leave me alone out there.
Come on, let's have a look.
Come on, move it. You're doing very well. Just keep it up for another two minutes.
Come on, Paula.
Come on, ref!
Come on, you two, you're gonna miss this plane. Ticket. Go. Go!
Come on, Ηarriers!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Are you gonna dance with me?
Come on! I want to see some sweat on you!
Come on! Move it!
Come on.
Come with me.
Complications
Cos I expect your parents are fixing you up with a handsome young doctor soon.
Cos that Jess broke her heart.
Cos you make me feel
Cos you make me feel
Cos you make me feel wild Yeah, yeah
Cos you're the only one
Cos you're the only one
Could right now
Course not. Now, are you a friend from school or work?
Dad hasn't talked to me since.
Dad, I can't believe it! lt was amazing! My eyes just glazed over!
Dad, it doesn't matter. I don't want to spoil the day for you and Mum.
Darling?
Day
Definitely, Gary, we've finally found the missing piece of the jigsaw
Did she say she was unhappy with anything?
Did that hurt, pretty boy?
Did you see her face, though?
Do something with your hair, put make up on, you'd look all right.
Do you fancy me, Tony?
Do you hear me?!
Do you like him?
Do you mind, yeah? But this just happens to be my wedding!
Do you swap shirts at the end of matches?
Do you think Mum and Dad would still speak to me if I ever brought home a gora?
Do you want a clean shaven boy like your sister
Do your thing
Does not make me a lesbian!
Don't be silly. I'm not promised to anyone.
Don't forget my dhania, four bunches for a pound.
Don't panic
Don't play with your future, putar.
Don't pretend to be so innocent. You knew exactly how I felt about him!
Don't smile! lndian bride never smiles.
Don't think I didn't know you were sneaking out
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it. Come over to mine. I'll sort you out.
Don't worry. ln one of our designs,
Don't worry. That's her coach.
Don't you want a boyfriend like everyone else?
Down one nil. Come on!
Down, down
Dream
Dream
Dream
Dream the dream
Dream the dream
Dressed in a sack, who's going to notice you, huh?
Even know how to cook and wash up.
Even these mosquito bites will look like juicy, juicy mangoes!
Except Joe, of course.
Feeling hot, hot, hot!
Feeling hot, hot, hot!
Feeling hot, hot, hot!
Feeling hot, hot, hot.
Following that star
Football shoes.
For days he has eaten nothing, and drunk nothing!
For God's sake!
For peace you will find
Form a wall! Form a wall!
From time to time
From what?
George Michael is still a superstar and you still listen to Wham!
Get in the car. What is wrong with you?! What are you talking about?!
Get this, yeah?
Get those legs up!
Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes!
Go far? Go far to where?
Go on then, boys, come on.
Go on, Jess!
Go on, Jess!
Go on, Jules!
Go on! Go on!
Go on! Κick the ball, kick the ball, kick the ball!
Goal for Kelly Smith, the England international!
God, what's your mum gonna say?
God! My mum had a fit when she saw the boots.
Going on about him and his private business in the papers like that.
Gonna let it all out an' do my thing
Good night, Jules.
Good, Mackie! Good, Sally!
Good.
Good. Now put your weight on me.
Good. They sound happy.
Goodbye, Mrs Paxton.
Goodbye, Mrs Paxton.
Gosh.
Guess I'm on my own, then.
Guru Nanak must have blessed me.
Has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt.
He set up a girls' side,
He's quite fit!
He's really taking responsibility every time they have possession
Hush now, child
I already did.
I appreciate it, and I won't keep you long from your celebrations,
I asked that scout to come for you, too.
I bet she was with some dykey girl from her football team!
I bet your room at home doesn't look like this,
I can pay for one pair from my wages. Can you give me money for the other?
I can see what you're up against,
I can understand you don't want to mess with it.
I can't believe you kissed him.
I can't live without it
I can't!
I can't. it's the same day as my sister's wedding.
I could have carried on playing all night.
I could put in a good word for you at ΗMV with me.
I couldn't understand what that Εnglish woman was saying?
I didn't ask to be good at football.
I didn't even know they had a girls' team here.
I didn't have the heart to stop her.
I didn't know they wanted to take us out clubbing. I bet it's to gloat.
I didn't want you to think I'm not as strong as the others.
I didn't.
I don't even know how to tell my mum and dad about Ηounslow Ηarriers.
I don't even know why I was surprised! You never think about anyone but yourself!
I don't ever want to see anything like that from you ever again!
I don't give a damn what the people say
I don't have anything to say to you, OΚ?
I don't know how they'd survive if I told them about you, too.
I don't know how you lndian girls put up with it.
I don't know what she was saying!
I don't know.
I don't need to feel close to my family, Jess.
I don't need you to feel sorry for me.
I don't talk to my dad because I know what he'd say.
I don't think anybody has the right of stopping her.
I don't want her to make the same mistakes that her father made
I don't want the shame on my family.
I don't want to talk about Germany, Joe.
I don't want you running around half naked in front of men, huh?
I don't want you to be in a strop with me.
I don't want you to build up Jesminder's hopes.
I don't wear make up or tight clothes.
I feel like I'm either going to let the team down or really piss them off,
I guess I don't want to give up on you.
I guess there's not much point, with you going to America anyway, is there?
I had a coke. You can smell my breath.
I had to clean all the big saucepans.
I had to go to the loo so I went into a pub with my friend.
I have my dream to live
I have to treat you the same as everyone else.
I haven't told anyone.
I hope all goes well for you tomorrow, and good luck with your studies.
I hope his mum wears a cardy over her three stomachs tomorrow!
I just don't want to marry you.
I just know.
I just think I need an lndian boyfriend.
I just want a little bit.
I know I make mistakes
I know.
I mean, how many people come out and support us?
I mean, I never bunked off school like Pinky or Bubbly.
I nearly kissed him in Germany.
I nearly scored from 25 yards today. Bent it and everything.
I never complained.
I never once complained.
I only found out today that you didn't know Jess was playing for our team.
I only had a couple of wines.
I play for Ηounslow Ηarriers girls' side.
I played in the final today, and we won!
I played the best ever!
I really like Beckham.
I really like that lace Lycra one. Uh oh, there's your mate.
I said I want to speak to them!
I spent a year getting pissed,
I stopped talking to my dad because we had nothing to talk about.
I suppose you've come to tell me you're off the team for good?
I tell you what, I wish she was playing for Scotland!
I think she got confused like Teetu's parents.
I think we know better our daughter's potential.
I thought I had a bad one on my knee but yours is gorgeous.
I thought I'd find you out here playing.
I thought you wanted...
I thought...
I tried to get her nice clothes.
I turn to you
I turn to you
I turn to you
I turn to you
I turn to you
I turn to you, ooh ooh
I turned them down.
I used to play for the men's club,
I usually play all over, but up front on the right is best.
I want her to fight.
I want Jesminder to go to college first, anywhere that she wants.
I want more than this. Τhey've offered me and Jules a scholarship to go to America.
I want two groups, three in each group. Let's move!
I wanted to show him I wasn't soft, so I tried to play injured.
I was at the 120 bus stop today but with Juliette.
I was cheering for Martina Navratilova as much as the next person.
I was eight.
I was married at your age! You don't even want to learn how to cook dhal!
I was not allowed to play in any of the teams,
I was the best fast bowler in our school.
I wasn't whining!
I went but the manager said I'd just missed her.
I will have to live and learn
I wish l
I won't be able to get out of the house for training and matches.
I won't have time to train and stuff.
I'd better go, Pinky's burning it. OK, say hi to Dad, yeah?
I'd better go.
I'm back at Christmas. We'll tackle my mum and dad then.
I'm getting married!
I'm getting married!
I'm going to change. Come and help me outside, OΚ?
I'm going! They said I could go!
I'm gonna do it my way, gonna do it my way
I'm gonna meet Jess at her sister's wedding to celebrate.
I'm just saying that I saw that Κevin last night in the high street with a blonde girl
I'm not blaming you, but it is the football.
I'm not changing my mind now
I'm not in a strop!
I'm off, then!
I'm really in the shit.
I'm so excited!
I'm sorry about the final.
I'm sorry I missed that penalty, coach.
I'm sorry to barge in on you like this, Mr and Mrs Bhamra,
I'm sorry to bother you like this.
I'm sorry, Dad.
I'm sorry, Joe. I can't.
I'm sorry, Mr Bhamra...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm talking about my little lady
I'm trying to teach your mother the offside rule.
If I lose my patience
If I'd known, I would have encouraged Jess to tell you
If she'd rather play football right now than chase boys,
If this is the only way I'm going to see you smiling on your sister's wedding day,
If you try pleasing 'em forever, you're gonna end up blaming 'em.
If you're going to bother lying, at least do it for something good!
Including...
Incredible. We don't have anything like that here.
It's a proper pitch with lights, corner flags, changing rooms...
It's close season but we've got a summer tournament coming up.
It's fine at first when you're in love and all that,
It's not fair, the boys never have to come home and help.
It's only our men that have a big engine and full MOT, eh?
It's out of order. Anything I want is just not lndian enough for 'em!
It's really Jesminder, but only my mum calls me that.
It's really Jesminder, but only my mum calls me that.
It's up to our coach, but I know we could do with some new blood.
Jeez, man, they must get in the way!
Jesmin dah!
Jesminder Κaur Bhamra,
Jesminder, are you listening to me?
Jesminder, have you gone mad?
Jesminder, oh yeah, I'm sorry. I cooked a lovely curry the other day.
Jesminder, you get back home now!
Jesminder, you've been gone all day for two pairs of shoes! Come here!
Jesminder!
Jesminder?
Jesminder?
Jess Bhamra makes a name for herself
Jess has no time for games.
Jess, come on! Are you playing?
Jess, don't you want all of this? This is the best day of your life, innit?
Jess, get changed over here.
Jess, I hope you can teach my daughter a bit about your culture,
Jess, I know what I saw. You knew he was off limits!
Jess, I'm lrish.
Jess, look, it's Becks!
Jess, man, who's your friend with the gorgeous bod?
Jess, there's gonna be an American scout there.
Jess, what's going on?
Jess, what's going on?
Jess, you could have cost us the tournament.
Jess, you're not going to tell anyone?
Jess!
Jess!
Jess!
Jess! Come on, cross it, Jess!
Jess! Jess!
Jess! You can stop now!
Jess?
Jess.
Jess. Jess?
Jess. Jess?
Jessie wanted computer,
Jessie, go and get the old wedding cards. Τhey're in the extension.
Jessie, it's only me.
Jessie, my darling.
Jessie, now that your sister has got engaged, it's different.
Jessie, we let you play all you wanted when you were young, huh?
Jessie, your mother is right.
Jessie! Breakfast!
Jessie? Jessie?
Jessie's a good girl now.
Jesus!
Jesus!
Joe, our coach! Joe, man, Joe!
Joe!
Joe!
Joe...
Joe's got an American scout coming over.
John, have Εngland found the player to relive their World Cup glory from '66 ?
Jules has been ever so down since you lost in Germany.
Jules is so lucky!
Jules still has a shot.
Jules, come here to me.
Jules, take over the warm up.
Jules!
Jules! Over! Jules!
Jules...
Just being friendly. You don't mind, do you, Jess love?
Just do the carburettor on the Nissan. I told you not to bother me!
Just give 'em back after the wedding.
Just give us a shout downstairs if there's anything you two fancy.
Just meet me, I'm ready
Just move on up
Just move on up
Just move on up
Just move on up
Just move on up!
L'll get it!
L'll get one for your wedding, too, if you like.
L'll have to now or I'll end up a solicitor, bored out of my mind.
L'll just tell him he's wasting his bloody time.
L'll make you girls some tea.
L'll take them back. Give me them back.
L'll take you.
L've been dreaming about it
L've been telling her to tell them but she won't listen to me.
L've found it!
L've got to find my own way
L've got to go open the bar. Some real work!
L've got to go, Mum, someone's coming. I'll see you later. Bye.
L've gotta go!
L've just made some cheese straws with real Gruyere.
L've never seen an lndian girl into football.
L've never smoked.
L've totally...forgotten the line!
Lady
Leave her alone. I never wore make up until after I was married.
Lesbian? Ηer birthday's in March. I thought she was a Pisces.
Let's just hope she fits in the car with that hat on.
Let's make this quick, yeah?
Let's play football.
Letting me go is a really big step for my mum and dad.
Lift your leg up.
Like a flower leaning towards the sun
Like a flower leaning towards the sun
Lily strikes... Save!
Listen, yeah? Be back by three. I can't keep 'em at the temple all day.
Listen... I hope Joe wasn't too hard on you.
Lndian girls aren't supposed to play football.
Lnnit, innit? I know!
Lnto the steeple of beautiful people
Look at her arse!
Look at that kick!
Look at the state of my fuchsias!
Look how dark you've become, playing in the sun!
Look how happy they are, Tony. I don't want to ruin it for 'em.
Look, don't worry about it. No one's gonna care once you're out there.
Look, I came here cos Joe was worried about you.
Look, it was a mistake. I didn't know what I was doing!
Look, Jess, I saw it.
Look, Jess, you can marry anyone you want.
Look, Jess, you...you can't plan who you fall for. lt just happens.
Look, Jules, I feel really bad about what happened.
Look, l've been playing football for a women's team.
Look, my dad was my coach.
Look, this little pump comes free with it.
Look, we're not trying to cause trouble.
Look! Ηe's taking his shirt off.
Look...
Look...
Losing to the Jerries on penalties comes natural to you Εnglish.
Lovely.
Ls that your mum and dad?
Ls that...lndian?
Ls that...lndian?
Lt does, doesn't it, lads?
Lt doesn't matter how far
Lt doesn't matter how long it takes
Lt is!
Lt looks awful.
Lt was terrible what they did to that George Michael.
Lt was your mum's idea.
Lt was.
Lt will be your turn soon, uh?
Lt'll do for now. I want to play professionally.
Lt's a decent cross, and there is Bhamra.
Lt's a goal by Jess Bhamra!
Lt's a proper tournament, they're real matches.
Lt's a shame you'll miss it.
Lt's about Jess.
Lt's all her fault.
Lt's all right, Mum, just leave it.
Lt's brilliant. They're a top team and the coach is ace.
Lt's in California! it's like one of the top teams!
Lt's just culture. Better than sleeping with boys you're not going to end up marrying.
Lt's just that we felt it our duty to tell you. And now it's a matter for your own family.
Lt's my engagement, man!
Lt's not fair.
Lt's not like before, you know?
Lt's not like her.
Lt's not nice.
Lt's not that late, Mum. I was looking at other things too, like...handbags.
Lt's only me.
Lt's OΚ now. I'm not your coach any more.
Lt's OΚ.
Lt's so hard when young girls have such short hair.
Lt's that coach bloke, innit? I knew something was up when he turned up here!
Lt's the final of her football tournament today, Uncle.
Lt's your lndian friend, from football.
Make it right
Make sure you keep this by your bed all the time, huh?
May God keep you and your husband in endless happiness!
May you have a long life, my daughters!
Maybe after they've trained you up I'll sign you, if I can afford you!
Maybe we were making too much noise.
Maybe you can cheer her up a bit, eh? Do you two want some tea?
Maybe you could handle her long face, I could not.
Me and Jess were fighting because we both fancied our coach Joe!
Me! Me!
Me? Why?
Me.
Mel said you wanted to see me.
Mel? We need some help.
Mia Hamm, world footballer of the year!
Milbrett makes a run, she's got Overbeck to beat.
Mine stopped me from playing outright, yours doesn't.
Mmm. Ηe is so tick, man!
Mother, just because I wear trackies and play sport
Move on up
Move on up
Move on up
Move on up
Mrs Bhamra, you must be very proud of your daughter.
Mum, can you hurry up?!
Mum, Dad...
Mum, I can't hang around all day!
Mum, I need to buy different shoes to go with the sari and the suits.
Mum, I'm starving. I had to work through my lunch hour today.
Mum, it's Beckham's corner!
Mum, she's back.
Mum, Uncle ji, Auntie ji...
Mum, why do I have to wear a sari? It will just fall down!
Mum!
Mum!
Mum!
Music centre, TV, video, huh?
Must be gutted he can't play with his injury and all.
My fiancé don't like dyed hair.
My friend.
My God, it's so colourful.
My lndependence Day
My mother chose all my 21 dowry suits herself.
My mum doesn't want me to play any more.
My mum loves them. She stuck the bows on herself.
My mum was working overtime at Ηeathrow and I was trying to cook beans on toast.
My name is Mohan Singh Bhamra.
Nah, I'm in a hurry!
Nah, it just looks awful.
Nah, man, the alternator's gone on the Merc!
Nah, my mum and dad ain't got a clue.
Nah, there was nothing here for us girls.
Nah, we get just as many trophies as the men's side do.
Nah. No way. My sister's getting married soon. it's a love match.
Nah. No, he'd get sacked if he was caught shagging one of his players.
Nasser Ηussein is captain of the Εnglish cricket team, he's Asian.
No boy's gonna want to go out with a girl who's got bigger muscles than him!
No mother can stand by and watch her son go through this.
No one can cross a ball or bend it like Beckham.
No one can see us.
No pumping. it's already in there.
No time for make believing
No wonder she never looked twice at that Κevin or brought any boys home.
No, but it's not how they look, it's how they make you feel. Ηm?
No, I'm sorry, Jess.
No, it's all right, Mum. Jess won't be staying long.
No, it's fine.
No, Jess...
No, Mum, I want my choli more fitted. Τhat's the style, innit?
No, Mum, it's all her fault.
No, no, nothing, I'm just at work, innit?
No, that was not for you.
No, that's too soon, we need more time.
No, you're doing it wrong. Round that way.
No!
No! No, I mean, l've got nothing against it.
No.
None of our boys are in any of the football leagues.
Nope.
Not at all!
Not bring back food for you.
Nothing's been decided.
Now exams are over, I want you to learn full Punjabi dinner, meat and vegetarian!
Now that's a shame. I could have seen you play for Εngland someday.
Now they wear good clothes, got flashy jobs,
Now we've got that sorted, gonna show me what your fella can do or what?
Now, when the ball's played forward,
Of accepting life, accepting situations.
Of course I'd understand what that feels like.
Of course, putar!
Oh no, sweetheart, not the sports bras.
Oh, child, we'll just move on up
Oh, God, why did you give me two deceiving daughters?
Oh, here he is.
Oh, I didn't bring anything for a club.
Oh, is that the coach?
Oh, it's hot out there.
Oh, it's so amazing! Me and Jess there together, the pair of us!
Oh, man! Unlucky, Tony, mate!
Oh, Mum, do I have to go shopping again?
Oh, Mum, don't do pickle as well!
Oh, Mum!
Oh, my God, Dad, it's Beckham! Oh, it's a sign!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God. A body like that should come with an X certificate warning!
Oh, my head!
Oh, no, sweetheart, of course it isn't.
Oh, no!
Oh, oh ho, make it magnificent...
Oh, please, don't let me wait that long!
Oh, shit.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thanks, Mum!
Oh, that's nice. Jesmin dah.
Oh, whoa, whoa
Oh, whoa, whoa, she's a lady
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa
Oh, yeah
Oh, you still not up? Guess who's come to see you.
Oh, you're such a wuss!
Oh, your hair is beautiful
Oh!
Oh! Got company.
Oh! Thank you so much!
OK, OK, fine, baba, let's just do it before something else goes wrong!
On the contrary, I vowed that I will never play again.
One all!
One more day of freedom!
One of those Εngland girls' players is a maths teacher as well,
One, two, three, four
Ooh!
Or a proper Sikh with a full beard and a turban?
Or looking behind now
Our team even won the Εast African Cup.
Over here, Jules!
Over here! Over here! Come on!
Over! Over!
OΚ, Biji and her grandson are coming and staying in here for the wedding.
OΚ, Poli's on her way.
OΚ.
OΚ. Bye, Mum.
OΚ. Thanks, John.
Painters and decorators are in.
Pass it over here!
Pass it to Jules!
Pinks...
Pinks...
Pinky is so happy and you look as if you've come to your father's funeral.
Pinky will meet someone new
Pinky, why didn't you pick your sister up from work, huh?
Pinky, you've got so many others!
Pinky's been sneaking off for years to see Teets,
Play well and make us proud.
Play well, keep your head up.
Please, Mr Bhamra,
Poli, sari blouse and petticoat.
Poli...
Pop it in there, in the valve.
Possibly with a chance to break forward now on the other flank.
Poured cold water over me and pulled them off,
Probably won't get it. Better not to count on anything.
Pump, pump, pump away, up it goes.
Put it off. Thank you.
Put me off beans on toast for life.

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