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I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry is a comedy film released in 2007. The movie tells the story of two best friends, Chuck Levine and Larry Valentine, played by Adam Sandler and Kevin James, respectively. In an effort to protect Larry's pension benefits for his children, they decide to enter into a domestic partnership. However, their plans get complicated when the government starts investigating their relationship to prove it is not a sham.

With well-known actors like Jessica Biel, Ving Rhames, and Steve Buscemi, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry delivers a hilarious and heartwarming tale. The film explores themes of friendship, acceptance, and the power of standing up for what is right.

If you're interested in enjoying the laughter-filled moments, you can watch I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry through various streaming platforms. The movie's soundtrack, filled with catchy tunes, can also be found online, allowing you to play and download these sounds and relive the movie's memorable moments.

A chubby what what?
About five straight seasons Iosing reguIar seasons,
Absolutely.
Absolutely. That's a great idea. How do we do that?
According to our records, we did contact you when your wife passed away.
Actually, it makes you want to give everything you got to that one person.
Actually, you know what? l'll take that sweatshirt.
After you'd already been living together for so long.
Again?
Alex McDonough.
Alex, don't say that. Please?
Alex, know what it is? We've been through this before.
Alex, we're gay, okay?
Alex?
Alex? That's you, right?
Alex. You don't gotta lie to me. We're two girls hanging out. Come on.
All he does is watch his baseball games, and, like, l don't even exist any more!
All of them.
All right, all right, we'll get your baby.
All right, all right.
All right, baby.
All right, do me a favour. Just picture this, please. All right?
All right, enjoy it.
All right, l'll give you 1,000 bucks you eat this thing's head.
All right, Larry, get up. That's it, that's it, that's it.
All right, let's find a new way in.
All right, maybe if we strap a rocket ship on this guy, we'll get him out of here.
All right, Mr February,
All right, relax, buddy, l'm here to help.
All right, we're gonna have sex now.
All right, well, then, l guess l'll see you at Little League, then, all right?
All right, you can go. Oh, God.
All right, yours is done.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Anything else you feel you need to say, there?
All right. Hey, hey, hey.
Am l in a Mötley Crüe video? 'Cause you're hot.
Am l not good looking enough for you or some shit?
And a coworker of Bensley's got 18 months.
And a Russian split!
And anything else we can do, you don't hesitate to ask.
And Chuck and l, we snuck you back in here,
And Chuck and Larry,
And creamy.
And do you, Fred G. Duncan,
And don't forget to bring your husband.
And dragged your limp body out?
And Elizabeth Taylor is Bigfoot.
And Elizabeth Taylor is Bigfoot.
And filed under ''Too painful to deal with''!
And fun.
And gay to think of that kind of...
And God knows what.
And going right back out there.
And he or she'll just drop in from time to time
And hits one to deep Ieft fieId!
And if l'm gonna defend you,
And if sometimes l've given you
And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy.
And just get started. Mr Fitzer.
And just grab that spaghetti sauce out of the microwave?
And l always deliver.
And l believe l hear the sound of two felons going to jail
And l caught the bouquet! ln my mouth. l liked it.
And l don't have to quit the Department.
And l just broke up with my boyfriend, so...
And l never got the chance to take her, you know?
And l'd be happy to come in through the back door.
And l'll be presiding over these proceedings.
And l'm marrying him today.
And l'm proud to be one because it's my job to protect the community
And Larry stayed with me all that night.
And Larry's is made of pudding and Quarter Pounders
And legitimise your relationship.
And let me tell you something. These men definitely broke the rules.
And make sure it's a safe environment for all.
And most importantly,
And my advice, don't ask him.
And nobody would tell me for, like, a really long time what was wrong.
And now, thanks to you two bozos,
And of course, l'm hanging out with one who's both.
And perhaps more fulfilling to speed things up.
And preventing what looked like to be an inevitable killing spree.
And that breeze is blowing straight towards justice.
And that this marriage is legitimate.
And that's all that counts to me is what Larry thinks.
And that's very rare to find in a guy.
And that's when l boarded the dude train.
And that's why we're so screwed up now!
And the city saves face.
And the community has figured out a way for you all to help.
And the Mets now have a six to two Iead.
And then it starts asking me if l'm calling from ''Gooklyn.''
And then you can go to some hair pulling, right about like that.
And they have tears just streaming down their faces.
And this is my jam, too. Come on.
And to ask for a display of intimacy in the middle of a crowded room
And Uncle Chuck is more like a mommy, 'cause to me he seems like a girl.
And we are married.
And we have every right to be queer!
And you are ready to make a commitment,
And you go home to nail some chick you met at my gravesite.
And you look up, and right there in your window
And you, if my pencil sharpener had a skirt, l'd have to hide it.
And you're Count Suckula with a straw in your beer.
And you're looking for my kids, but they're not there.
And you're married. And you're my client.
And your garbage, Mr Valentine,
And, Mr Levine, please address me as ''Doctor.''
Any questions?
Any second, man. Glad to be here.
Anybody here?
Anybody seen me with a crutch and a cracker?
Anyhooser, beneficiaries can only be changed for three events.
Anything with forever and you in it sounds pretty good to me.
Anything you can do, I can do better
Anything you can do, I can do better I can do anything better than you
Anything you want now, baby I'II do it naturaIIy
Apparently tried to break in last night, got stuck.
Apple martini?
April 26th. Taurus.
Are my kids.
Are you doing anything on Saturday night?
Are you gonna be bringing your significant other person thing?
Are you kidding me? Look at you.
Are you trying to make a funny?
Aren't you worried about where you'II spend eternity?
As a cover to reap illegal benefits.
At least have garter belts underneath, please?
At least the whole pension thing's working out for you, buddy.
At this time, we'd like to interview you individually.
Baby! How about a free show? Why don't you shake them for me?
Bad choice of words, there, Larry. Bad choice of words.
Balls and wieners.
Bastards!
Baton swallowing. l bet he'd be great at that.
Be nice to have some more ladders up here.
Be they heterosexual, homosexual, asexual, bisexual, trisexual, quadrisexual,
Because in a ring there's no beginning, there is no end
Because l still love my wife.
Because l'm going to jail with them.
Because my dad said that you're also a butt pirate.
Because privacy laws are super strict nowadays.
Because you would never do half the freaky stuff that we did!
Because you're a legitimate gay couple, right?
Because you're gay.
Because you've changed!
Because your asses'll be busier than a test bench in a plunger factory.
Before your little act gets busted. Until then, you're on separate shifts.
Bernie! Bernie!
Besides Larry's. But yours...
Better than dancing.
Better two thirds, actually.
Better watch what you say, my friend.
Big day?
Births, deaths and marriages.
Both companies, first due, phone aIarm. Prospect PIace...
Bottlenose dolphins, orcas, grey whales, harbour seals and West lndian manatees.
Bottlenose dolphins.
Brace yourself, Larry.
Bring the funk.
Brownies are ready.
But hasn't fuIIy recovered from an infIamed tendon...
But hasn't fuIIy recovered from an infIamed tendon...
But if we were gay, don't you think
But if you get a follow up from a funny little guy named Clint Fitzer,
But in the name of science, if you need me to hold
But interestingly enough, Excellency,
But it's the law. And we all have to abide by it.
But it's the law. And we all have to abide by it.
But l like to bake.
But l was ignorant. lt's hurtful.
But l was kind of having a commitment issue.
But l'll give you key.
But l'm not in love with you, if that makes any sense.
But since you guys are telling the truth, then l'm sure you'll be fine.
But the sad truth is some people have used homosexual lifestyles
But then you meet somebody special
But to me, it's, like, ew.
But we're not straight.
But you and Larry have given me the strength to be true to myself.
But you guys have nothing to worry about
But you know what l mean.
But you know what would really help me to relax?
By all means, Mr Fitzer.
By the Commonwealth of Canada and the Province of Ontario,
Bye.
Calm down.
Can l see some identification, please?
Can l sleep in the bed tonight?
Can you help us out?
Can you lend me your foot for a second? l'm kidding.
Can you walk at all?
Captain Phineas J. Tucker, Councilman.
Captain! Found out what started the fire, an old fashioned doobie.
Chubby chaser.
Chuck was the first one there.
Chuck, keep buttering my biscuit.
Chuck, keep buttering my biscuit.
Chuck, Larry,
Chuck, you said you were gonna sign Mr February for me!
Chuck!
Chuck! Chuck, are you all right?
Chuck! Chuck! l need to talk to you!
Chuck! Come on, man.
Chuck! Hey! Oh, l'm so glad you made it.
Chuck.
Chuck.
Chuck.
Chuck.
Chuck.
Chuck. That's me.
Chuck's...
Come again?
Come on, bud.
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on. Come on.