I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007) Edit

A chubby what what?

About five straight seasons Iosing reguIar seasons,

Absolutely.

Absolutely. That's a great idea. How do we do that?

According to our records, we did contact you when your wife passed away.

Actually, it makes you want to give everything you got to that one person.

Actually, you know what? l'll take that sweatshirt.

After you'd already been living together for so long.

Again?

Alex McDonough.

Alex, don't say that. Please?

Alex, know what it is? We've been through this before.

Alex, we're gay, okay?

Alex?

Alex? That's you, right?

Alex. You don't gotta lie to me. We're two girls hanging out. Come on.

All he does is watch his baseball games, and, like, l don't even exist any more!

All of them.

All right, all right, we'll get your baby.

All right, all right.

All right, baby.

All right, do me a favour. Just picture this, please. All right?

All right, enjoy it.

All right, l'll give you 1,000 bucks you eat this thing's head.

All right, Larry, get up. That's it, that's it, that's it.

All right, let's find a new way in.

All right, maybe if we strap a rocket ship on this guy, we'll get him out of here.

All right, Mr February,

All right, relax, buddy, l'm here to help.

All right, we're gonna have sex now.

All right, well, then, l guess l'll see you at Little League, then, all right?

All right, you can go. Oh, God.

All right, yours is done.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Anything else you feel you need to say, there?

All right. Hey, hey, hey.

Am l in a Mötley Crüe video? 'Cause you're hot.

Am l not good looking enough for you or some shit?

And a coworker of Bensley's got 18 months.

And a Russian split!

And anything else we can do, you don't hesitate to ask.

And Chuck and l, we snuck you back in here,

And Chuck and Larry,

And creamy.

And do you, Fred G. Duncan,

And don't forget to bring your husband.

And dragged your limp body out?

And Elizabeth Taylor is Bigfoot.

And Elizabeth Taylor is Bigfoot.

And filed under ''Too painful to deal with''!

And fun.

And gay to think of that kind of...

And God knows what.

And going right back out there.

And he or she'll just drop in from time to time

And hits one to deep Ieft fieId!

And if l'm gonna defend you,

And if sometimes l've given you

And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy.

And just get started. Mr Fitzer.

And just grab that spaghetti sauce out of the microwave?

And l always deliver.

And l believe l hear the sound of two felons going to jail

And l caught the bouquet! ln my mouth. l liked it.

And l don't have to quit the Department.

And l just broke up with my boyfriend, so...

And l never got the chance to take her, you know?

And l'd be happy to come in through the back door.

And l'll be presiding over these proceedings.

And l'm marrying him today.

And l'm proud to be one because it's my job to protect the community

And Larry stayed with me all that night.

And Larry's is made of pudding and Quarter Pounders

And legitimise your relationship.

And let me tell you something. These men definitely broke the rules.

And make sure it's a safe environment for all.

And most importantly,

And my advice, don't ask him.

And nobody would tell me for, like, a really long time what was wrong.

And now, thanks to you two bozos,

And of course, l'm hanging out with one who's both.

And perhaps more fulfilling to speed things up.

And preventing what looked like to be an inevitable killing spree.

And that breeze is blowing straight towards justice.

And that this marriage is legitimate.

And that's all that counts to me is what Larry thinks.

And that's very rare to find in a guy.

And that's when l boarded the dude train.

And that's why we're so screwed up now!

And the city saves face.

And the community has figured out a way for you all to help.

And the Mets now have a six to two Iead.

And then it starts asking me if l'm calling from ''Gooklyn.''

And then you can go to some hair pulling, right about like that.

And they have tears just streaming down their faces.

And this is my jam, too. Come on.

And to ask for a display of intimacy in the middle of a crowded room

And Uncle Chuck is more like a mommy, 'cause to me he seems like a girl.

And we are married.

And we have every right to be queer!

And you are ready to make a commitment,

And you go home to nail some chick you met at my gravesite.

And you look up, and right there in your window

And you, if my pencil sharpener had a skirt, l'd have to hide it.

And you're Count Suckula with a straw in your beer.

And you're looking for my kids, but they're not there.

And you're married. And you're my client.

And your garbage, Mr Valentine,

And, Mr Levine, please address me as ''Doctor.''

Any questions?

Any second, man. Glad to be here.

Anybody here?

Anybody seen me with a crutch and a cracker?

Anyhooser, beneficiaries can only be changed for three events.

Anything with forever and you in it sounds pretty good to me.

Anything you can do, I can do better

Anything you can do, I can do better I can do anything better than you

Anything you want now, baby I'II do it naturaIIy

Apparently tried to break in last night, got stuck.

Apple martini?

April 26th. Taurus.

Are my kids.

Are you doing anything on Saturday night?

Are you gonna be bringing your significant other person thing?

Are you kidding me? Look at you.

Are you trying to make a funny?

Aren't you worried about where you'II spend eternity?

As a cover to reap illegal benefits.

At least have garter belts underneath, please?

At least the whole pension thing's working out for you, buddy.

At this time, we'd like to interview you individually.

Baby! How about a free show? Why don't you shake them for me?

Bad choice of words, there, Larry. Bad choice of words.

Balls and wieners.

Bastards!

Baton swallowing. l bet he'd be great at that.

Be nice to have some more ladders up here.

Be they heterosexual, homosexual, asexual, bisexual, trisexual, quadrisexual,

Because in a ring there's no beginning, there is no end

Because l still love my wife.

Because l'm going to jail with them.

Because my dad said that you're also a butt pirate.

Because privacy laws are super strict nowadays.

Because you would never do half the freaky stuff that we did!

Because you're a legitimate gay couple, right?

Because you're gay.

Because you've changed!

Because your asses'll be busier than a test bench in a plunger factory.

Before your little act gets busted. Until then, you're on separate shifts.

Bernie! Bernie!

Besides Larry's. But yours...

Better than dancing.

Better two thirds, actually.

Better watch what you say, my friend.

Big day?

Births, deaths and marriages.

Both companies, first due, phone aIarm. Prospect PIace...

Bottlenose dolphins, orcas, grey whales, harbour seals and West lndian manatees.

Bottlenose dolphins.

Brace yourself, Larry.

Bring the funk.

Brownies are ready.

But hasn't fuIIy recovered from an infIamed tendon...

But hasn't fuIIy recovered from an infIamed tendon...

But if we were gay, don't you think

But if you get a follow up from a funny little guy named Clint Fitzer,

But in the name of science, if you need me to hold

But interestingly enough, Excellency,

But it's the law. And we all have to abide by it.

But it's the law. And we all have to abide by it.

But l like to bake.

But l was ignorant. lt's hurtful.

But l was kind of having a commitment issue.

But l'll give you key.

But l'm not in love with you, if that makes any sense.

But since you guys are telling the truth, then l'm sure you'll be fine.

But the sad truth is some people have used homosexual lifestyles

But then you meet somebody special

But to me, it's, like, ew.

But we're not straight.

But you and Larry have given me the strength to be true to myself.

But you guys have nothing to worry about

But you know what l mean.

But you know what would really help me to relax?

By all means, Mr Fitzer.

By the Commonwealth of Canada and the Province of Ontario,

Bye.

Calm down.

Can l see some identification, please?

Can l sleep in the bed tonight?

Can you help us out?

Can you lend me your foot for a second? l'm kidding.

Can you walk at all?

Captain Phineas J. Tucker, Councilman.

Captain! Found out what started the fire, an old fashioned doobie.

Chubby chaser.

Chuck was the first one there.

Chuck, keep buttering my biscuit.

Chuck, keep buttering my biscuit.

Chuck, Larry,

Chuck, you said you were gonna sign Mr February for me!

Chuck!

Chuck! Chuck, are you all right?

Chuck! Chuck! l need to talk to you!

Chuck! Come on, man.

Chuck! Hey! Oh, l'm so glad you made it.

Chuck.

Chuck.

Chuck.

Chuck.

Chuck.

Chuck. That's me.

Chuck's...

Come again?

Come on, bud.

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, come on. Come on.

Come on, come on. Let it go, guys.

Come on, gay. Gay it up.

Come on, give me the damn bar of soap!

Come on, honey! Please open the door!

Come on, kids, fix me breakfast!

Come on, l promise you.

Come on, let's figure this out together. This is a tricky situation.

Come on, man, l don't have enough problems?

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come over here.

Coming out gay?

Cool, man. l will devour that.

Could you help me out, Teresa,

Councilman Banks. Councilman.

Court order? No, no, no. These guys are good guys.

Dad and Uncle Chuck sleep in the same bed.

Dad, you have to try my brownies. They're fabulous!

Dad, you smell like smoke. Did you put out a fire?

Daddy, help!

Daddy!

Did you die?

Did you hear that? lt's fabulicious!

Did you hear that? Roaches are ewwy.

Do dolls come with that many hairs?

Do me a favour. Say, ''Oh, Chuck, keep buttering my biscuit.''

Do that again.

Do you do me?

Do you have the rings?

Do you have two jobs?

Do you know where you are?

Do you know why?

Do you remember the first time you said it?

Do you, Kevin ''Butterfly'' McDonough,

Does that help us out at all?

Does that mean you're half lesbian?

Does this work, too? Get away from me.

Doll hairs, like dollars.

Doll hairs?

Domestic partnership.

Don't be a tease!

Don't do the voice. l will kill you, l swear.

Don't even give me that, Mr l'm Taking My Mom To A Movie.

Don't go anywhere without him.

Don't know. Don't want to know.

Don't let him shoot it!

Don't let him sleep on top of me again, Larry.

Don't tell me l don't know how to satisfy a man!

Don't use it. l used to say it more than anybody,

Don't you dare touch her PJs.

Double time!

Doug Henning. What the hell you think you're doing?

Dr. Honey! Dr. Honey. You know Dr. Honey.

Dr. Honey. Yeah, okay, you got it.

Dress? Why does everybody assume l'm the woman?

Due to a weird rule in a flawed system,

Dunn back, and it's out of here!

Either gay or married.

Enough with the splits! Watch baseball!

Enough! l'd rather change my grandfather's diaper

Eric, are those the cleats l just bought you?

Eric, see how this makes you feel.

Eric, why don't you watch the Met game, huh?

Especially Alex! l can't be honest with her!

Even though Chuck's leg was broken, like, in three different places?

Even though they were deceitful to us all,

Ever since you forced me to marry you,

Every aspect of your relationship.

Every time l run into a fire, where's my head gonna be?

Everybody sing now

Everyone thinks they're fake, but they are real.

Everything with Paula's name on it gets tossed in a desk

Everything would have been fine if you'd just let

Ewwy!

Explore your other feelings, there's no extra postage.

Fabulicious! l'll get my music!

Face it, we are not supposed to be together.

Faggot.

Faggots.

Faggots.

Fat ass, we're not really married!

Fat ass!

Fear the queer!

Feel the power!

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Find somebody new, l'm telling you.

Fine, go.

Fine. l'll have all three of you arrested.

Fired Bensley and prosecuted them both for fraud.

First time l said... Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fitzer came by today, and Tori told him about

Fitzer would actually think that, l don't know, you like me.

Fitzer, can we wrap this up?

For 1,000 bucks, l'll start at the ass and work my way to the head.

For a second opinion.

For genuinely demonstrating a domestic partnership

For romantic time together.

For someone who would like something like this, this is...

For stealing from the City of New York.

For the Annie Get Your Gun thing.

For the record, the word ''faggot,'' that's a bad word.

For what?

For your information, the accepted vernacular is ''gay.''

Foul! Foul!

Four floors fully involved.

Free Chuck and Larry! Free Chuck and Larry!

Friends. Friends forever.

From a hearing about fraud to some kind of weird gay witch hunt.

From day one, and l didn't say a thing about it.

From Mayor Dinkins, Mayor Koch and, of course, the great Mayor Giuliani.

Gay crazy sex.

Gay guys know how to dance good. lt's like the law or some shit.

Gay guys like clean ears for the licking and whatnot. Smart.

Gay is not the way! Gay is not the way!

Gay is not the way! Gay is not the way! Gay is not the way!

Gay trash... Gay trash...

Gay?

Gay. Civil or religious?

Gay. Very gay. Über gay.

Gentlemen, l have a very simple philosophy.

Get Cinemax.

Get down here now! l'll give you an ass beating!

Get him! Hold him down!

Get married.

Get out of here, man.

Get out of here! Get out of here!

Get out of here.

Get some Streisand shit or something. Just walk away, man.

Girl's day!

Girl's day! Sure.

Girls rule and boys drool.

Give each other a kiss and make up.

Give me some moves. How do you turn Larry on?

Go ahead, tap away. Nice.

Go!

Go!

God willing, you're gonna be all right.

Going in alive.

Going upstairs.

Good morning, Daddy.

Good morning, everyone. l'm Daniel Banks, City Council President,

Good morning, Teresa.

Good morning, Uncle Chuck.

Good steal.

Got some mail for you, Mr Valentine.

Great morning.

Great Rear Endings.

Great to be back, Captain.

Great to have you back, Larry.

Great. How?

Great. Let's do it.

Guys, guys, the shit is about to hit the fan, okay?

Guys, would you settle?

Handle with care.

Hang in there, little man!

Have some respect, would you, please?

He ain't the greatest chef in the world. l'm Wolfgang Puck to his Wolfgang Suck.

He always talks about when you're not around.

He broke his leg.

He burned off his eyebrows first day. Gone.

He didn't even know it was you that night, Donna!

He got his butt stuck in a king sized Jacuzzi one time.

He has moved up from Marshalls to Bloomingdale's.

He hits me, though.

He is?

He knew it was coming, but...

He knew it wasn't you

He likes it.

He lives at 845 Rutland Road, Apartment 4C. Right?

He messes around with women because

He pulled him out.

He smell like a dead water buffalo.

He thinks my feet stink.

He wanted to work with you, but l was around, so...

He... He knows about our partnership, and he's just here checking up on us,

He's a transfer from Engine Company 12. Name's Duncan.

He's ashamed of being gay.

He's gay, too?

He's gonna take a picture, we just gotta do this.

He's got a bit of a problem.

He's gotta come out of the closet already. l feel bad.

He's like a... He's like an infection, too.

He's mine, though, so...

He's the best man l know.

He's your brother? You're related to him?

Hear the bell, gentlemen? Let's go! Time to make a living!

Hell, no.

Hell, yeah!

Hello?

Here you go, buddy.

Here, use the cane. Use it! Use it!

Hey, anybody! You gotta get me out of here!

Hey, big guy.

Hey, Big Ragoo, I smell your feet from here. I like it.

Hey, brother, that's my weed. Can l get that back?

Hey, buddy, we're gonna help you out of here. Come on.

Hey, buddy!

Hey, butt out, Ron.

Hey, Chuck, Larry. We got a basketball game every Tuesday night at 6:00.

Hey, Chuck.

Hey, Chuckie, l gotta be honest with you.

Hey, come on, no. The Councilman agreed.

Hey, Darla, what's the matter with you? You sound so upset.

Hey, did you guys catch that Mets game last night?

Hey, don't you look at that!

Hey, Duncan.

Hey, fellas!

Hey, girls, actually it's down low, the Gatorade.

Hey, guys, we got a perpetrator lodged in the air duct.

Hey, hey, did you start this fire by lighting one of your farts?

Hey, hey! You heard the man. lt's a private party, so take a walk.

Hey, homo, you see the moon balloons on that chick?

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, is that the same one you used to endorse the cheque that Chuck gave you

Hey, it doesn't matter. l don't have any extra cash.

Hey, it's okay, sweetheart.

Hey, l'm a 10. l'm a 10.

Hey, l'm sorry!

Hey, language!

Hey, Larry, good news. l found you something to eat.

Hey, look who's here.

Hey, look, l'm just gonna throw something out here,

Hey, man, l gotta lie to you!

Hey, man. Looks like a powdered doughnut.

Hey, may l help you?

Hey, news flash, man. That jacket's an abomination.

Hey, Sinatra sang a lot.

Hey, that's a great idea, man.

Hey, the butterfly's coming out of his cocoon again.

Hey, there are my girls.

Hey, this is what got us in trouble in the first place.

Hey, Tony, give me your soap.

Hey, we've been together forever!

Hey, what makes you think that you have the right to dictate

Hey, what the hell you doing going through our garbage?

Hey, where you going? Come here. Lay down next to me.

Hey, who untied you?

Hey, who's this guy?

Hey, yeah.

Hey, you are soaked. Do you want to borrow a sweatshirt or something?

Hey, you know what, Steve? You're really starting to piss me off.

Hey, you know when you lie, it's like a circle.

Hey, you know who you could trust? Your maid, Teresa.

Hey, you weren't sleeping the whole time.

Hey, you.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Don't go, bitch!

Hey! For the record, every time l laughed at one of your jokes,

Hey! Hey, hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Heard you guys have been circulating a petition.

Hi, everybody! l am a firefighter,

Hi.

Hi. l'm Glen Aldrich from the Pension Department.

His favourite song, Don't Fear the Reaper, Blue Oyster Cult.

Holy Shamu.

Holy shit! l dropped the rat, dude.

Homos, one. Crazy people, zero. Official score.

HomosexuaIity is an abomination.

Honey?

How about if l put Paula's pyjamas on?

How about your favourite brand of underwear?

How are they tapping on my window if they're in Bangladesh?

How are you feeling, Mr Valentine?

How did you... How did you find out that that we were...

How do l turn Larry on?

How do we know no one's gonna find out about this?

How do you know for sure it wasn't you?

How is that, Captain?

How is that, Captain?

How long is Uncle Chuck staying?

How other people live their lives?

How you doing there, Phil Collins?

How you doing?

However, l seriously doubt that you two are banging each other.

Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Huh? You want to mess with the queer?

Hurry!

I can do anything better than you

I can't hear you sing

I found that interesting.

I need some new shoes, new underwear.

I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that.

If l wasn't so into chubby hubbies

If these gentlemen would indulge me for a moment.

If you're ever home alone in the afternoons.

In a hamburger, buddy.

In response to this pension problem, you are not taking me down with you.

Including four Canadian strippers the morning of your ''marriage.''

Is being challenged by the city.

Is it true?

Is now, thanks to you, working on another shift. Let's go!

Is simply demeaning.

Is to take a quick drive on up to Canada

Is to take a quick drive on up to Canada

It could be the best body l've ever seen in my life.

It has absolutely nothing to do with who we are as people.

It's my pleasure to now pronounce you husband and husband, partners for life.

Jeez, Larry. What?

Junior high?

Just 'cause you're gay doesn't mean that you're horny for every guy you meet.

Just 16?

Just don't wanna leave them with nothing.

Just for a little bit, okay? Until his apartment is fixed.

Just for the record, l thought this was a man when l was with her.

Just gets me every time. l don't know.

Just grab the back of our coats.

Just let it go. Just let it go. Just let it go.

Just like Will and Grace.

Just, just... She would want you to be happy.

Keep it away from me.

Kevin's having fun.

Kids, Mr Valentine is here to talk about his career today, okay?

Kiss the husband.

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

L actually believe they ended up doing some good.

L ain't picking that up!

L also think it's because you have very sweet, sensitive eyes.

L am so lonely in here. Hurry up, Chuck.

L believe in marriage. l believe in what it represents.

L betrayed you. l betrayed Larry! Oh, my God, poor Larry!

L can tell you my least favourite.

L can't be gay, Larry.

L can't believe l finally said it.

L can't believe you're gonna serve this to the kids. Shit.

L can't even get close to her. l can't even have freaking fun with her!

L can't give you it back. But you know what? l got something better for you.

L can't see you. Except as a client.

L can't wait to launder that load.

L can't wait. l can't wait!

L could be a lesbian for you, but that's about it.

L could bring that to the courtroom. You could be my lawyer.

L could go home right now if l wanted to.

L could suggest something that's a little more simple

L couldn't help overhearing you and Mr Levine

L did the cooking until Chuck moved in.

L didn't know that. But now l'm glad l do.

L didn't need to see that.

L didn't think so.

L dizoo.

L Do, l Do Love Clay Aiken.

L do?

L do.

L don't bite.

L don't even know if l know what l'm doing.

L don't feel comfortable with this, buddy, at all.

L don't have to come out! l'm married.

L don't have two fathers.

L don't know. A lot of practise l guess.

L don't know. He practices singing a lot.

L don't know. Hey, man, you just gotta do this.

L don't know. l'm afraid to look up.

L don't like girls, either. Does that mean l'm gay, too?

L don't see why this should be a problem.

L don't think l have any other choice.

L don't think so.

L don't want to hear about it.

L don't want to.

L dove in.

L drove them to the airport.

L feel like you were grab assing on me.

L float his boat and he sinks mine.

L found somebody l really want to be with.

L got him.

L got you!

L gotta.

L guess Chuck's not enough of a man

L guess his money wasn't too gay to bail you out

L guess if that happened, you would be burned.

L guess it's showtime.

L guess.

L had never heard that one.

L had no idea Dracula could look so fierce.

L handle with care.

L have a...

L have my daddy,

L have to know the truth.

L haven't taken this thing off since we made them that day. You?

L haven't walked in five years!

L hope Fitzer sees that.

L hope you don't think we have any reason to doubt your situation, Mr Valentine,

L just felt a breeze, Mr Valentine,

L just got a little nauseous there, touching them. That's funny.

L just have one more question to ask,

L just have to say that as a fellow gay fireman...

L just like them chubby. That's my thing.

L just need a hand. l don't really know what l'm doing here.

L just never felt this way about a woman before.

L just peed on my face!

L just ran into Clint Fitzer out front. That big city investigator.

L just want to find out how much trouble we're in here.

L just want to go to my room right now and listen to Boy George records.

L just wanted to thank you again for what you did at the fundraiser.

L know it's not, but it's fun to know.

L know plenty of chicks who could use the cash.

L know, let me chop him up. We'll take him down in pieces.

L know.

L like Betty Butterfly the most.

L like it rough!

L love him.

L love you, l love you, l love you!

L love you, Mr February!

L love youse guys.

L make drop offs.

L mean, gays and lesbians have not been fighting for these rights for 40 years

L mean, is that the type of guy you've always been attracted to?

L mean, l work out, l tweeze my unibrow.

L mean, l...

L mean, these bracelets here... lt says, ''Friends forever.''

L mean, these people needed to be made an example of.

L mean, to get him into bed, of course, l just lay a pizza out...

L mean, who knows, maybe even someone you just met,

L mean, yeah, but, no, not us, obviously.

L mean...

L missed it. Took my sister to the electrolysis place

L need some help out of here. All right, Chuck's doing all right.

L now pronounce you husband and husband.

L peed three times before l got here.

L picked out Chuck's dress.

L pissed without spraying in all three urinals at once,

L said tears.

L saved your life, and you said you owed me. You remember that?

L saw her wear one at the Oscars and it's just been...

L say you're blocking emergency access, so let's call it a night, guys.

L says are we done yet?

L still wanna be friends.

L swear to God, l feel like l'm the only one who's trying to make this thing work!

L think Chubb Rock needs a dress. Am l right?

L think it is. l think it is.

L think they are. They look great!

L think your witness piss himself.

L used to be kind of a jerk.

L used to wrestle in high school, and l loved it.

L want to suck your blood.

L was enunciating.

L was talking to somebody else.

L was top of our class.

L was with Larry.

L will destroy you!

L will give you key in case you want to sneak.

L will not stand for it! This is unbelievable! No. Absolutely not.

L will report you. You will go to jail,

L will. l just gotta go save the city first.

L worked on him.

L would be just so all over you.

L would've died if you didn't do what you did.

L'd be with someone a little hotter looking than you?

L'd do anything for him.

L'd like that.

L'd like to talk to you about your recently filed domestic partnership.

L'd rather feel a flabby man pec, to be honest with you,

L'd say my sweet, sensitive eyes, like that of a kitten.

L'll be fine.

L'll be there.

L'll do that again.

L'll get you a heavy girl. She'll make you feel better about yourself.

L'll miss you.

L'll split a Vicodin with you. We'll have some fun.

L'll stick this pole up your ass, turn you into a lollipop.

L'll take that rat.

L'm a 10!

L'm a co conspirator. l knew all about this little scam

L'm a co conspirator. l knew all about this little scam

L'm a minister. l'm allowed to preach in any public forum.

L'm afraid l have to agree. We seem to have gone

L'm afraid. l think she's into voodoo. l don't know.

L'm all my kids got left. lf l die...

L'm auditioning for the school musical, Pippin.

L'm Catholic. l don't want to piss Mel Gibson off.

L'm coming in the bed, Larry.

L'm confused, too. l feel violated!

L'm dirty! Who's dirty? Are you...

L'm drinking through a straw 'cause l don't want to smear my lipstick.

L'm exfoliating. lt's good for my skin.

L'm flying!

L'm gay.

L'm gonna get something to drink.

L'm gonna have to pass.

L'm gonna move quicker now.

L'm *******. l don't wanna piss my mother off.

L'm *******. l don't wanna piss my mother off.

L'm just asking for one kiss, Councilman.

L'm just busting your balls. Come on.

L'm just in some gay, crazy nightmare!

L'm just saying, Your Exellegance,

L'm just so happy l met you.

L'm kidding. Come on.

L'm Mr February, for God's sake.

L'm never gonna leave you.

L'm not an animal. l am a whore.

L'm not doing this, Alex.

L'm not gonna do it, but l have to do something

L'm not gonna leave you. You hear me?

L'm not kidding you. l think she did it.

L'm on fire! Help me!

L'm only staying here because your Uncle Chuck, he's afraid to sleep alone.

L'm over here!

L'm putting a pillowcase on my pillow.

L'm running like the wind!

L'm running, Mama!

L'm serious. Come on.

L'm so sorry. Please, please, please go.

L'm sorry, but you did break the law.

L'm sorry, but you did break the law.

L'm sorry, right now you gotta prove it to me.

L'm sorry!

L'm sorry?

L'm sorry? What did you call me?

L'm sorry.

L'm sorry. l can't get out of bed.

L'm sure you would.

L'm trying to get Eric interested in baseball.

L'm up here in my room!

L've already got a prostate the size of a cantaloupe.

L've been hit!

L've got nothing to hide. Feel them.

L've got the Pension Department pissing up my chimney,

Ladder 223, roof. Secondary search negative.

Language!

Larry tried to eat the fire, l remember that.

Larry Valentine.

Larry, Chuck's better half.

Larry, he's a great guy, but l gotta be honest with you, our marriage is...

Larry, l don't want to get into this with you here.