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Hall Pass (2011)

Hall Pass (2011)

Hall Pass is a hilarious comedy film released in 2011. Directed by the Farrelly brothers, the story revolves around two best friends, played by Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis, who are granted a week-long hall pass by their wives. This means they have a break from marriage and can do whatever they please. With their newfound freedom, the duo embarks on a series of misadventures and attempts to rejuvenate their love lives. Filled with outrageous humor and unexpected twists, Hall Pass delivers non-stop laughter. If you're a fan of comedy films that push the boundaries, this is a must-watch. Experience the hilarious moments and download the sounds from Hall Pass here - play and enjoy!

A faux job.
A friend of mine's DJ'ing, so I promised him I'd come.
A man with an plan. Okay. Where we going?
A question to you, Frederick, sir.
A what?
Aah, that's my boy! Let's go!
Aah, that's my boy! Let's go!
Aah! Aah! NO!
Aah.
Absolutely. Can wedge anything in that ass.
Absolutely. Come on.
Ah, shit. I forgot to take out the trash.
Ah.
Ah. I'm gonna head out.
Ah. That was just an angel from heaven.
Ahem. What'd you say, the Indian Ocean?
All I know is our marriage is better than ever.
All right
All right, here we are.
All right, I love you too.
All right, it's about time I take the governor off this beyotch!
All right, well, good luck finishing your movie.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. See you there.
Always pushing up the hill Searching for the thrill of it
Am I scaring you, asshole?
Amazingly, our plan worked.
An right!
Anal.
And behind that wall, the war room. A 300 square foot humidor.
And by a little you mean ?
And for your mate?
And I am gonna treat you like the queen that you are for the rest of your days.
And I gotta admit, I lost a little respect for Rick for accepting it.
And I know Hogwarts right here would pay more.
And I thought, l wanna marry this girl.
And I walked right in.
And I wanted to feel wanted again.
And I was ?
And in reality, you and me, here...
And it all adds up to what?
And it can't Ht your wood
And it doesn't matter how beautiful you are ....
And it's where we first got to know each other.
And miraculously, it came through.
And my wife's been in an accident, and I need to see if she's okay!
And she doesn't forget.
And stay with you here tonight
And stay with you here tonight
And tell them that I'll call them at bedtime. Okay, miss you guys.
And that bag, man. That's a little big to be bringing into a club.
And that's their spot. When they're brand new they'd sleep right here.
And the good things twice.
And the tea bags were You heat those up.
And the truth is, I never really thought he'd go through with it.
And then I did. It was, like, a long shot.
And then the dads in the audience, they're all clapping.
And then we had kids. Emma, Gunnar and Mac.
And there 's room in there with the stick?
And they talked
And this photograph is of me in high school.
And what is this new expression, words hurt?
And when I wake up in the morning All I wanna see
And when they asked me if I wanted to go with them, I said, Sure.
And you gotta pick one or your whole family will die. That's the rule.
And you were my last.
And you're probably going to regret this for the rest of your life...
And you've been everything in between.
And, action.
And, no, you didn't make me feel uncomfortable.
And?
Another thing? After you've lost your parents' money...
Anybody have any napkins?
Anyway, he's in bracelets.
Apparently there's a forty percent chance of a light drizzle.
Approximately 10:30 p.m.
Are you gonna leave me now?
Are you guys sure Applebee's is the best place to meet horny women?
Are you joking? Those guys got hall passes?
Are you kidding? He wears one of those things...
Are you telling us you let Charlie sleep with another woman?
As always. Just the perfect amount of starch.
As far as I'm concerned, you have the week off from marriage.
At first I wasn't sure, but now I want the dream.
Aw, thank you, Mandy. I threw in a backup generator...
Aw, thank you, Mandy. I threw in a backup generator...
Aw, what's the matter? You can't get any bigger, you little bitch?
Baby, I know
Because I love you and only you.
Because I'm a married woman, Gerry, you know that.
Because she can't take her eyes off the smokers over there.
Because she's
Because that woman is my life!
Because you were eye banging the java babe.
Before we go bagging chicks, I need a hunk of beef inside me.
Besides, if you pay for golf you get full access to the resort, including the pool bar.
Better be. Cost me 275 bucks to get her here.
Bless you, doctor.
Brent?
Britney's? No way, those are like Baja miles.
But did you have to hook your boat up to it?
But I can't say you were my first.
But I know I try
But I know If the world just passed us by
But I never got your number!
But my Aunt Meg wants to meet you.
But please, I am begging you...
But that doesn't mean that I'm out gawking at every guy I see.
But that one game where we had a couple fans in the stands, we played even better.
But then it gives you a little room to get it up there!
But there is an oldies bar up on Mineral Spring Avenue.
But what about the correlation between floppy boobs...
But what just happened here ....
But why would you even try to have sex with the right Rick? He was mine.
But you see this area?
But, all in all, I would say you're a very lucky guy.
But, um, I really love my husband.
By No, I don't mean that in a bad way.
By the way, did I mention that my wife's vagina never goes above 71% humidity?
By the way, I think that I owe you an apology.
Bye, Ed.
Calling out and out again
Came close, but kids were awake when we got home.
Can I get a rub and tug and finish off with a tea bag, please?
Can you believe all the talent here today?
Can you believe it? I get a second chance.
Can you believe it? I got a hall pass.
Carpal tunnel syndrome.
Ch.
Chili'S.
Class act.
Clones.
Coakley is in Arizona, attending the Hawaiian Tropic regionals.
Coakley.
Coakley.
Coakley.
Coakley's back in town.
Coakley's game room upstairs. it's soundless.
Come here.
Come on in. I'm just mixing up some margaritas.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on. Let the mayhem commence.
Come on, guys! All right, listen, I say we go to a titty bar, yeah?
Come on, I'm a junior in college.
Come on, man!
Come on, why can't we have some fun? God knows our guys are living it up.
Come on, you squares.
Come on! What kind of hospital doesn't have a live operator?
Come on. Guys, come on, let's go. Let's pick it up.
Complete strangers do not like us.
Completely harmless. One time thing. What would you pay?
Conservative, but that's what I'm going for.
Conversely, if you remove the taboo, you remove the obsession.
Cops! Run for it! Cutters!
Could you buy me some beer?
Couldn't last seven minutes.
Creep inside my bedroom well
Creep into my head I'm young again
Daddy, words hurt, you know.
Deal. Ha, ha.
Dear Grace, our final game is tonight.
Define frisky.
Did we skip five holes?
Do you have a shot count?
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Do you realize what that'll do to the balance of power in our homes? Do you?
Do you recognize who this stud is in the blue shorts right here?
Does this mean that you will finally come with me to An Evening With Kathy Griffin?
Doesn't it ever bother you that all of our wives' dreams come true and ours don't?
Doesn't make boners.
Drink up, guys. Let's get this party started.
Driving in a car with you is like being with a horny bobblehead.
Dude, up here.
Dude, where's my golf cart?
Ed thought with the little ones you can never be too cautious.
Ed. Britney.
Either that or she's buying her T shirts at Baby Gap.
Enjoy your two Splenda'd iced coffee, mister. Hmm?
Enough to break the ice. Hi, Fred Searing.
Especially since you have your wife's permission now.
Even if she stayed, you wouldn't want her.
Even in college it took 50 rejections for every one score.
Even though I have the first pick. And we can do that Master Cleanse thing...
Every loser in Vegas thinks they can do better.
Every time I wake up, I think a plane's going down.
Everybody had a great time at that wedding.
Everybody in the shack!
Everyone came tonight and they stayed, except for you!
Ew.
Excuse me? Have you seen my granddaughter?
Feel this.
Fifty bucks, maybe?
Fill out form. It policy.
For God's sakes, at least take a couple of swings.
For me they were.
For putting you through all this.
For your variable term life insurance. When you re up on your death benefit, it
Forever.
Forget about it. it's an illusion. She's surrounded by stootfish.
Fred said 6 grand? Oh, God, what a douche bag.
Fred, come on, dude. Just
Fred, come on. We're not the same guys we were 15 years ago when we were single.
Fred, go in there and take care of that woman. You're lucky to have her.
Fred, that is fantastic.
Fred, would you ever just walk into a UFO on your own?
Fred? I thought you were Rick.
Fred's over there.
Freeze right there!
Fridge, Sub Zero.
Fucking hell.
Gentlemen, look what I got here.
Gerry, I can't stay.
Get in here, Rapunzel.
Get me some towels.
Get off my back. I'm just trying to enjoy a pastry here.
Get your rocks off, right? Protect your wife's feelings.
Give me a big hug and a kiss.
Give those to Rick. I'm gonna take a cab back to the hotel. Oh.
Give us a second here.
Go on.