Hall Pass (2011) Edit

A faux job.

A friend of mine's DJ'ing, so I promised him I'd come.

A man with an plan. Okay. Where we going?

A question to you, Frederick, sir.

A what?

Aah, that's my boy! Let's go!

Aah, that's my boy! Let's go!

Aah! Aah! NO!

Aah.

Absolutely. Can wedge anything in that ass.

Absolutely. Come on.

Ah, shit. I forgot to take out the trash.

Ah.

Ah. I'm gonna head out.

Ah. That was just an angel from heaven.

Ahem. What'd you say, the Indian Ocean?

All I know is our marriage is better than ever.

All right

All right, here we are.

All right, I love you too.

All right, it's about time I take the governor off this beyotch!

All right, well, good luck finishing your movie.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. See you there.

Always pushing up the hill Searching for the thrill of it

Am I scaring you, asshole?

Amazingly, our plan worked.

An right!

Anal.

And behind that wall, the war room. A 300 square foot humidor.

And by a little you mean ?

And for your mate?

And I am gonna treat you like the queen that you are for the rest of your days.

And I gotta admit, I lost a little respect for Rick for accepting it.

And I know Hogwarts right here would pay more.

And I thought, l wanna marry this girl.

And I walked right in.

And I wanted to feel wanted again.

And I was ?

And in reality, you and me, here...

And it all adds up to what?

And it can't Ht your wood

And it doesn't matter how beautiful you are ....

And it's where we first got to know each other.

And miraculously, it came through.

And my wife's been in an accident, and I need to see if she's okay!

And she doesn't forget.

And stay with you here tonight

And stay with you here tonight

And tell them that I'll call them at bedtime. Okay, miss you guys.

And that bag, man. That's a little big to be bringing into a club.

And that's their spot. When they're brand new they'd sleep right here.

And the good things twice.

And the tea bags were You heat those up.

And the truth is, I never really thought he'd go through with it.

And then I did. It was, like, a long shot.

And then the dads in the audience, they're all clapping.

And then we had kids. Emma, Gunnar and Mac.

And there 's room in there with the stick?

And they talked

And this photograph is of me in high school.

And what is this new expression, words hurt?

And when I wake up in the morning All I wanna see

And when they asked me if I wanted to go with them, I said, Sure.

And you gotta pick one or your whole family will die. That's the rule.

And you were my last.

And you're probably going to regret this for the rest of your life...

And you've been everything in between.

And, action.

And, no, you didn't make me feel uncomfortable.

And?

Another thing? After you've lost your parents' money...

Anybody have any napkins?

Anyway, he's in bracelets.

Apparently there's a forty percent chance of a light drizzle.

Approximately 10:30 p.m.

Are you gonna leave me now?

Are you guys sure Applebee's is the best place to meet horny women?

Are you joking? Those guys got hall passes?

Are you kidding? He wears one of those things...

Are you telling us you let Charlie sleep with another woman?

As always. Just the perfect amount of starch.

As far as I'm concerned, you have the week off from marriage.

At first I wasn't sure, but now I want the dream.

Aw, thank you, Mandy. I threw in a backup generator...

Aw, thank you, Mandy. I threw in a backup generator...

Aw, what's the matter? You can't get any bigger, you little bitch?

Baby, I know

Because I love you and only you.

Because I'm a married woman, Gerry, you know that.

Because she can't take her eyes off the smokers over there.

Because she's

Because that woman is my life!

Because you were eye banging the java babe.

Before we go bagging chicks, I need a hunk of beef inside me.

Besides, if you pay for golf you get full access to the resort, including the pool bar.

Better be. Cost me 275 bucks to get her here.

Bless you, doctor.

Brent?

Britney's? No way, those are like Baja miles.

But did you have to hook your boat up to it?

But I can't say you were my first.

But I know I try

But I know If the world just passed us by

But I never got your number!

But my Aunt Meg wants to meet you.

But please, I am begging you...

But that doesn't mean that I'm out gawking at every guy I see.

But that one game where we had a couple fans in the stands, we played even better.

But then it gives you a little room to get it up there!

But there is an oldies bar up on Mineral Spring Avenue.

But what about the correlation between floppy boobs...

But what just happened here ....

But why would you even try to have sex with the right Rick? He was mine.

But you see this area?

But, all in all, I would say you're a very lucky guy.

But, um, I really love my husband.

By No, I don't mean that in a bad way.

By the way, did I mention that my wife's vagina never goes above 71% humidity?

By the way, I think that I owe you an apology.

Bye, Ed.

Calling out and out again

Came close, but kids were awake when we got home.

Can I get a rub and tug and finish off with a tea bag, please?

Can you believe all the talent here today?

Can you believe it? I get a second chance.

Can you believe it? I got a hall pass.

Carpal tunnel syndrome.

Ch.

Chili'S.

Class act.

Clones.

Coakley is in Arizona, attending the Hawaiian Tropic regionals.

Coakley.

Coakley.

Coakley.

Coakley's back in town.

Coakley's game room upstairs. it's soundless.

Come here.

Come on in. I'm just mixing up some margaritas.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on. Let the mayhem commence.

Come on, guys! All right, listen, I say we go to a titty bar, yeah?

Come on, I'm a junior in college.

Come on, man!

Come on, why can't we have some fun? God knows our guys are living it up.

Come on, you squares.

Come on! What kind of hospital doesn't have a live operator?

Come on. Guys, come on, let's go. Let's pick it up.

Complete strangers do not like us.

Completely harmless. One time thing. What would you pay?

Conservative, but that's what I'm going for.

Conversely, if you remove the taboo, you remove the obsession.

Cops! Run for it! Cutters!

Could you buy me some beer?

Couldn't last seven minutes.

Creep inside my bedroom well

Creep into my head I'm young again

Daddy, words hurt, you know.

Deal. Ha, ha.

Dear Grace, our final game is tonight.

Define frisky.

Did we skip five holes?

Do you have a shot count?

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Do you realize what that'll do to the balance of power in our homes? Do you?

Do you recognize who this stud is in the blue shorts right here?

Does this mean that you will finally come with me to An Evening With Kathy Griffin?

Doesn't it ever bother you that all of our wives' dreams come true and ours don't?

Doesn't make boners.

Drink up, guys. Let's get this party started.

Driving in a car with you is like being with a horny bobblehead.

Dude, up here.

Dude, where's my golf cart?

Ed thought with the little ones you can never be too cautious.

Ed. Britney.

Either that or she's buying her T shirts at Baby Gap.

Enjoy your two Splenda'd iced coffee, mister. Hmm?

Enough to break the ice. Hi, Fred Searing.

Especially since you have your wife's permission now.

Even if she stayed, you wouldn't want her.

Even in college it took 50 rejections for every one score.

Even though I have the first pick. And we can do that Master Cleanse thing...

Every loser in Vegas thinks they can do better.

Every time I wake up, I think a plane's going down.

Everybody had a great time at that wedding.

Everybody in the shack!

Everyone came tonight and they stayed, except for you!

Ew.

Excuse me? Have you seen my granddaughter?

Feel this.

Fifty bucks, maybe?

Fill out form. It policy.

For God's sakes, at least take a couple of swings.

For me they were.

For putting you through all this.

For your variable term life insurance. When you re up on your death benefit, it

Forever.

Forget about it. it's an illusion. She's surrounded by stootfish.

Fred said 6 grand? Oh, God, what a douche bag.

Fred, come on, dude. Just

Fred, come on. We're not the same guys we were 15 years ago when we were single.

Fred, go in there and take care of that woman. You're lucky to have her.

Fred, that is fantastic.

Fred, would you ever just walk into a UFO on your own?

Fred? I thought you were Rick.

Fred's over there.

Freeze right there!

Fridge, Sub Zero.

Fucking hell.

Gentlemen, look what I got here.

Gerry, I can't stay.

Get in here, Rapunzel.

Get me some towels.

Get off my back. I'm just trying to enjoy a pastry here.

Get your rocks off, right? Protect your wife's feelings.

Give me a big hug and a kiss.

Give those to Rick. I'm gonna take a cab back to the hotel. Oh.

Give us a second here.

Go on.

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go.

Go, go. Drive.

Go. Go have some fun. You haven't been out all week.

God is punishing me because I'm the worst husband in the world.

God, she scared me to death.

God.

Golly, that is soft. Hey, Hog Head, come here, man.

Gonna grab two.

Good job, dude.

Good night, Paige.

Good night. Thank you.

Got a little bit of extra middle Right around the waist

Got a meeting across town in 'IO minutes, so I should boogie.

Got him, like, looking like Thurston Howell too. Eh ....

Gr some Frankinopoulos monster where he combines his favorite parts of all of them?

Gr whatever they say in Australia.

Grace has been in a car accident.

Grace, let me ask you a question.

Grace?

Grace.

Great.

Great. Let me clean up and you can follow me over.

Guess what. it's guys like me that hire.

Gunnar and Emma stalled for a while, but they weren't too bad.

Guys like me don't hire punks like you. All right?

Guys, attempt to be cool.

Guys, it was an accident. I'm not paying that.

Guys, it's all right if you strike out.

Gyros. However the hell you say it. Heh, heh.

Ha ha ha. Your English accent's great!

Ha, ha. That sounds good.

Ha, ha. The old hamster wheel. Yeah. I'm on that baby too.

Ha, ha. Well, what choice do we have?

Have you ever considered giving him a hall pass?

He came over last night. Drank some wine.

He doesn't have to answer to anybody.

He got a little frisky, so I sent him home in a cab.

He kissed me one night. Kissed him back. It was a big mistake.

He says we took way too much!

He thinks I'm 32.

He wants to hang and he wants to bang.

He was standing right there. I can't let him know I know.

He won't even spend $60 on An Evening With Kathy Griffin tickets for me...

He'd like to join.

He's back in Providence.

He's got back spasms.

Hear me out, gentlemen. I can explain every Uh. Uh.

Heh, heh. Yeah, right.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Bluh. Ha, ha.

Hello.

Help!

Here comes Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

Here we go.

Here you go.

Here's 50 bucks, okay?

HEY hi.

Hey, Anderson...

Hey, anyone thinking chocolate chip cookie dough in a waffle cone?

Hey, be nice.

Hey, Clyde. This is my friend ....

Hey, do you remember my brother in law, Flats?

Hey, don't go shooting the messenger now.

Hey, gang, check this out.

Hey, genie, can you make my dick work?

Hey, girl.

Hey, guys, I need to take a poo.

Hey, hey, hey. What about those two? Why don't you go bang them?

Hey, hey, put me down for 7500.

Hey, hey, talking of babes, which one have you got your eyes on?

Hey, hon, it's me again. Just checking in. Hope you and the kids are having fun.

Hey, I guess I'm gonna see you at the housewarming party next weekend.

Hey, I love you.

Hey, I thought you said Fred isn't a gawker.

Hey, if you get a chance, please pound Ed's potato for me.

Hey, if you get a chance, please pound Ed's potato for me.

Hey, Larry, I'll get you a cigar. Come on.

Hey, let me ask you something. ls Grace a big baseball fan?

Hey, Missy.

Hey, Mr. Mills.

Hey, Quagmire, you don't wait for the girl to walk past and glance back at her.

Hey, relax.

Hey, what the hell?

Hey, what's with the helmet?

Hey, where are the guys?

Hey, you okay? You keep checking your pulse.

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Paige!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. And hello to Alli

Hey. Hey, hey, keep your chin up, okay? No one said this was gonna be easy.

Hey. Hi. This is for you. it's from Diana.

Hey. There's my girl.

Hi, everybody.

Hi, Maggie. This is Isabel.

Hi.

Hi. Hello. Hi, Britney.

Hit it.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. You wanna get a coffee afterwards?

Hog Head McCormick said 7500.

Hog Head, please, man. You don't have $7500.

Hola.

Hold it!

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Home, home on the range

Honey, obsessed is a very strong word.

Honey, you and I

Honey, you and I

Honey?

Honey? Honey?

Hoo. Um ....

Hope those clowns weren't bothering you.

Hot.

How about I replace them. First thing tomorrow morning...

How about you, Rick? You have any kids?

How about you? How long have you been off the market?

How are you, Fred?

How can I explain?

How come Mommy doesn't wear a bikini anymore?

How do I know if she'll come home with me?

How do I know more about massage than you guys know about massage?

How do you know that?

How do you know?

How do you like me now, Splenda boy?

How does he know your name?

How does it make sense that 20's old enough to vote or watch porn...

How does your wife catch you checking out another girl?

How I know what you want if you no fill out form?

How long do you think you're gonna be?

How long would you have to let him blow you?

How much would you be willing to spend for a weekend of erotic pleasures...

How old are you?

How would I know my wife wouldn't find out?

How'd the kids go down?

Huh?

Huh?

Hurry up!

I 'll fall for you, I 'll fall for you I 'll fall for you

I actually think it's cool of you to be staying at the Comfy Nite Inn...

I appreciate that.

I called the office, they said you were in the neighborhood. Nice place.

I can feel it

I can see that.

I can tell you the exact day and hour that I lost mine.

I can't do this. I can't do this, I'm sorry.

I can't do well When I think you're gonna leave me

I can't feel my muscles!

I can't. Grace will know I'm lying. She always knows when I'm lying.

I can’t stand these look at how much I own parties. They're obnoxious.

I did a crawl by.

I did some recon. She's from Australia.

I do believe it's true

I do that all the time.

I don't believe this. Maggie's having an affair.

I don't care. I'm exhausted. I wanna go home.

I don't even know what the dream is anymore.

I don't know how you can be so calm...

I don't know.

I don't like that my daughter needs someone to sleep with her every night.

I don't think anyone's gonna drop dead. But thanks, Fred.

I don't want you at my civil ceremony. You cheated!

I feel like donkey kicking everyone in this bar. This is unbelievable.

I feel like I'm gonna throw up, man.

I feel like I'm vibrating. Like ....

I got a hall pass.

I got a hall pass. Why shouldn't she?

I got a little tickle in my ear that I get in the summer from mold spores that

I got caught up in my reps and my curls and shit and just lost track of time.

I got some more current ones. Look.

I gotta get going.

I gotta go home and poo.

I gotta go home.

I guess somebody doesn't know about the baseball coach.

I guess they must've gone upstairs.

I have commitments.

I heard Mr. Putney talking about it.

I hope you don't mind me tracking you down.

I hope you don't mind. Bye.

I just felt like...

I just wanna see what trouble you got into last night.

I know a place that got ass on tap!

I know you and her are hooking up.

I know you and her are hooking up.

I know you got a tough job. I can relate.

I know.

I know. I was just Corning by to let you guys know what a great job you did.

I know. You were my first.

I like being able to get in there and smoosh them...

I like it, it doesn't dry your skin out so much.

I like my bongos with a little mileage on them, like Britney's.

I like that, Rick.

I like you too, Gerry.

I love football and it's it's just like a teaser, man. There's like

I love you too, Fred.

I mean everybody.

I mean, come on. Paige has a crush on you and you didn't take advantage of her.

I mean, he thinks because he sees big tits all day long...

I mean, I can't accept this.

I mean, I know she came on to you twice, and that both times you set her straight.

I mean, I quit smoking and

I mean, I thought that was just gonna be a teenage thing, right?

I mean, it's cute, but it's really sad.

I mean, look at this buffet of ass.

I mean, unless it's that weird fetish stuff where the women are, like, 40. Ha, ha.

I miss going out with you on Saturday nights.

I miss that.

I never said alone. My boyfriend and his roommates are down there.

I notice women. I notice all women. I do. And you wanna know why?

I once got caught giving her fake chow and I didn't hear the end of it for years.

I only got one shot at this, all right?

I really don't like kids.

I said, rub, no tug.

I saw it on the 11th tee. That's the last I saw it.

I say no to you!

I say we, uh, tie a bow on it and put her to bed.

I sent him home. He's fine now.

I should take you to the hospital.

I started wondering, who is he gonna be thinking about when we're having sex?

I think a safe room is a bit over the top.

I think I can do better.

I think I was in the hot tub too long. I just ....

I think it would be good for us to go out one night a week...

I think it's been stolen.

I think it's our job as women that between the hours of 10 p.m. and 6 a.m...

I think that you need this. I think we need this.

I think we can just be our natural selves.

I think you can get into a lot of trouble

I thought when we got married that it would stop, but it doesn't. it's just it's there.

I thought you might wanna help me celebrate the end of the season.

I took her for granted. I took Maggie for granted. Yeah.

I tweaked my neck on the 17th hole yesterday.

I wanna go home.

I wanna have a new policy of going out six nights a week without the kids.

I want the hall pass, okay?

I want to, honey. I really do.

I wanted to watch you guys pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.

I was 250 out. Had to get over some water. I gave it my all.

I was asking you about that hall pass thing. I babysat for the Putneys last night.

I was just giving him a faux job.

I was wondering, um ....

I wasn't crying, I don't think.

I went to clean the house today, but nobody has been there...

I went to clean the house today, but nobody has been there...

I wish I could throw up. I know it would help.

I won. Uh.

I work out there.

I would be willing to pay 250 of your American dollars.

I would never climb into one of those things.

I'd love to see the look on the girl's face...

I'll be 21 next week.

I'll die for you, I'll die for you I 'll die for you

I'll fucking kill you! Come here!

I'll just be a second.

I'll just say it to you. I'll just tell you.

I'll pound his potato, you know what I mean?

I'll see you, Jorge.

I'll take them to Finn's birthday party. You just stay in bed...

I'll tell you what it is.

I'm crazy about my wife!

I'm Gerry. Thanks for coming out to support us.

I'm gonna get going as well, guys. See you later.

I'm joking.

I'm just a /icky girl

I'm just gonna have to go set him straight.

I'm just saying, maybe a little freedom would be good for them, and for you.

I'm just saying, that is very cool.

I'm kidding. A joke. Come on.

I'm kidding. Fred Searing. Can I buy you a drink?

I'm not old enough to have kids.

I'm not quite sure what I'm gonna get.

I'm not telling you that. I gave him the freedom to choose for himself.

I'm realizing you're the only one That's meant to be

I'm saying, give them a week off from marriage.

I'm scared.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, I had no idea.

I'm sure there's an explanation for why he hasn't slept in your bed.

I'm talking to the guy who cleans my office!

I'm thinking she'll remember it, and it gets a little bit complicated...

I'm weak.

I'm young again, I'm young again I'm young again

I've got, like, a mutiny on my hands.

I've gotta have a way to get the money out of the checking account.

I've never seen them look happier.

Iced coffee, two Splendas.

Ick.

If I survive, I'll worship the moon

If Maggie and Grace find out that we can't get laid on our own...

If we can't show something positive can come from having a hall pass...

If you decide to join, tell them Leigh sent you and I'll get two free months.

If you thought that I was kind of coming on to you...

If you wanna take another look...

Imagine being Coakley, huh?

Imagine coming here back when we were single.

Is everything okay?

Is he the husband of Grace Searing?

Is it because of her fat ass?

Is it gonna be that girl that he checked out...

Is it real now

Is she gonna live?

Is that good for a marriage, that she's willing to try something this insane?

Is that why you were crying that night?

Is that why you're here?

Is, uh, everything okay?

It ain't exactly an aphrodisiac for babes.

It doesn't matter, you're not trying to sell.

It was those tall skinny guys and they were all over my yard.

It'd be like Hugh Hefner and his girlfriends.

It'd probably be really uncool if I didn't

It's a bit naughty.

It's a game.

It's a principle in psychology which says...

It's absolutely epic, Ed.

It's after midnight and I gotta get up early with the kids.

It's awful.

It's doubling.

It's fine.

It's gonna be a long week. I think we need to pace ourselves.

It's just I think I'm allergic to it, and it makes me all queasy and

It's just you and me, buddy, for the next 6 days. Ha, ha.

It's just, you know, I didn't think we were gonna start dating or anything, you know?

It's just...

It's like a week off from marriage.

It's like the French kiss except down under.

It's like the kids are with the grandparents in Nantucket for a few days.

It's me. it's Snow Patrol.

It's not a yes or no offer, and it's not a debate.

It's not just me. it's gonna be Gary, Hog Head, Flats.

It's not like my game could get any worse.

It's not the same as when you smoke it.

It's not the way you think. it's more like a curse. it's something you can't help.

It's not vicarious if you're actually doing it, Hog Head.

It's not your fault.

It's on the house. it's from Diana.

It's one thing if you wanna look like Admiral Dipshit...

It's pretty nice.

It's true.

It's true. it's just the way it is.

It's where I lost my virginity.

Jeez, can you imagine, like, the looks that we would get?

Jump up.

Just a it's a picture.

Just because your wife isn't faithful to you...

Just chilling and wiggling.

Just chilling.

Just got it over with.

Kathy Griffin's a delight, isn't she?

Kid's right.

L l licky C K licky Y licky C K licky Y

Large mouth vaginae?

Last night, I fake chowed a DJ's mom.

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Leigh?

Let me give you a card. If you need any home, auto, life insurance.

Let me tell you something. I wouldn't titty bang any of you in a snowstorm.

Let the soul come to the surface.

Let's go. Come on, batter up. Let's go.

Let's roll, baby.

Let's talk about Miley Cyrus. Who's got a stripper pole?

Lick here

Licky like a tangerine

Like I'm a genie and I can make it happen.

Little help. Leigh?

Little hit. Little hit. Let's go, Gerry.

Look at Maggie, all right?

Look at this fucking thing.

Look at those meatheads checking out Missy.

Look at you, you're not living your dreams. I don't see you hosting Wheel of Fortune.

Look, hey, you think your shit don't float?

Look, I mean, on the bright side, they're not cheating on us, right?

Look, I promise, no one's gonna find out.

Look, I'm really sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable, Grace.

Look, I'm trying to be honest here. I don't want some gal walking away...

Look, most married men have very foggy memories of their single days...

Look, no offense or anything, but let's face it. You're a lot older than me.

Look, this is the third time I've had to flag your group, and you're on the 4th hole.

Look, this isn't just about her cock blocking me.

Look, um, I really can't accept this.

Look, we got a long night ahead of us. Why don't we go fuel up?

Look, you are insanely beautiful and sexy...

Look, you're a great guy, Gerry.

Ls the sun and it's shining on you Next to me

Maggie, Grace. Rick Coleman, my golf buddy.

Making out with him is just so intimate, isn't it?

Maybe a little growing up? What do you think?

Maybe he has been home, but he can't stand sleeping in your bed without you...

Maybe it's time to let them go out there and find out what it's like.

Maybe this is the progressive, cool thing to do.

Maybe we just say that we did hook up.

Maybe we should just call the girls, ask them to come home.

Maybe you were right. We should just call it quits...

Meet me down here in about one hour sharp.

Might help your rap with the ladies at the pool later.

Missy sure is looking chipper for someone going through a divorce.

Mm hm. Let's forget the internet, all right?

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. No, I'm with Rico. Freddie tie tie.

Mommy did.

More tongue. More tongue.

Moron, this is my car!

Mother?

Mothers, lock up your daughters. The dogs are off the leash.

Mr. Mills, can I ask you something?

Mr. Searing? You pick up other day. No more clothes here.

Mwah. Mwah.

My body just feels like jelly.

My fault. I went against my gut.

My sister, Jenny.

My stomach's rumbling and I'm having these shooting pains.

My whole family was there! And they don't come to anything!

Nah, Flats is right. This is day three. You guys haven't even talked to a girl.

Never hear from her again. Your wife will never find out.

Never occurred to you that the wife and three kids...

Nice girl. Really sweet.

No, 45 minutes is good.

No, besides, cars turn me on.

No, how much?

No, I disagree.

No, I just thought your wife might've died and you're wearing it out of respect.

No, I know, I know. I'm trying.

No, I'll be all right. it's probably just this stupid patch.

No, I'll get up with the kids. I'll take them to the park.

No, I'm one of those people who can never throw up.

No, I'm Rick.

No, I've actually never been here before.

No, it feels more like excessive plaque build up in the arteries.

No, it's a friend of his. I just picked up his phone. Is everything okay?

No, it's not a separation, it's a hall pass.

No, no, I'm just kind of I'm just messing around here.

No, no, man. The one sitting next to her.

No, no, no! I didn't have sex with your mom.

No, no, no. Come on. Look, let's out through the B.S. okay?

No, no, no. Let me explain something to you, okay?

No, no, no. You know, I'd prefer no paper trail.

No, no, she did.

No, no,no.

No, no. Do me a favor. Irish, switch places with this guy.

No, no. Fred's not a gawker. He's a good boy. Ha, ha.

No, no. it's like, just because your wife says it's okay to cheat, is it?

No, the young one standing next to you.

No, you can't! Not in this thing.

No, you didn't give him the wrong impression.

No! Brent!

No! I would like to speak to you alone. Alone.

No! You take it easy!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Are you telling me...

No. He can't. He has two houses closing escrow this week. He has to be in town.

No. I told you, I just had to talk him off the ledge.

No. No, she hates baseball.

No. No, that's not me. No, that was intended for Rick.

No. No, you've changed. All you're thinking about is yourself.

No. No.

No. Not tonight, buddy.

No. She already got us. Thank you.

No. Those are my kids.

Not a big deal. This is Ah.

Not bad, right?

Not just for you and me, but for all mankind.

Not tonight, fellas.

Not very relaxing so far. Um ....

Not.

Now you watch, this thing's gonna end up biting Maggie in the ass.

Now, if I have to come out here again, you're done.

Now, mother in laws. What do they go for on the black market?

Now?

Number 11.

Occasionally?

Of course, it didn't sting as much when you were drunk.

Oh ....

Oh ....

Oh, chicks dig motorcycles. Come on.

Oh, come on!

Oh, don't do that. That's

Oh, don't worry. You were my last too.

Oh, God, he has this stupid move where he looks back...

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Grace needs me!

Oh, Grace, no, no. Come on, do we really have to?

Oh, great.

Oh, great. So, what am I supposed to do?

Oh, have you been listening to those loudmouths ell night?

Oh, hey! Betsy Ross! You need a pole for that flag?

Oh, hey.

Oh, hey. Hey.

Oh, I love you, Grace.

Oh, I'm sorry. Ch.

Oh, it's a friend of my dad. Baseball player.

Oh, just some brownies...

Oh, Leigh, are you gonna grab a brew ski after your workout?

Oh, man. Oh.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What did they say? Is Grace gonna be okay?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What if the cops question me?

Oh, my God. You are so brave.

Oh, no, no, no. He means that his penis is Dublin.

Oh, no. No, she's still hanging in there.

Oh, oh And I play the game

Oh, oh Like I did yesterday

Oh, really? Here?

Oh, she'll Come home with you. She's wearing a thong, man.

Oh, silly Daddy got the monitors mixed up.