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Date Night (2010)

Date Night (2010)

Date Night is a hilarious comedy film released in 2010. Starring the dynamic duo of Steve Carell and Tina Fey, the movie follows the lives of Phil and Claire Foster, a married couple who decide to spice up their routine with an adventurous date night in the city of New York. Little did they know that their spontaneous choice would lead them into a web of danger and chaos.

Directed by Shawn Levy, the film features a talented ensemble cast, including Mark Wahlberg, James Franco, Mila Kunis, and Kristen Wiig. Each actor brings their unique comedic flair to the story, creating non-stop laughter from start to finish.

If you're in the mood for an entertaining night in, Date Night is a must-watch. You can immerse yourself in the witty banter, thrilling adventures, and hilarious situations by playing or downloading the movie here. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughter and excitement with Date Night!

A couple of your goons picked them up earlier tonight at Claw.
A helicopter and a SWAT team are part of the plan?
Actually get a table.
Actually, I promised my wife dinner in the city.
Again, we're not the bad guys, they are. We're not going to hurt you.
Again.
Ah! I'm up. I'm up.
Ah.
All right, all right, all right! Okay, I'm sorry.
All right, what if they gave him the flash drive back?
All right! All right! All right! I've got it! I've got it! I've got it!
All right! All right! All right! I've got it! I've got it! I've got it!
All right.
All right. No, no, no. Nobody's going anywhere.
All right. So you must be Thomas Felton.
All right. We were just getting warmed up.
All the people you see, to be able to remember one...
All this time, I've been keeping the cops off your ass,
All those long drives up and down the turnpike.
Am I getting the present?
And a few other goodies I'm sure I'll find on this.
And act ion!
And action!
And enjoy a spread of their finest fruits of the sea.
And even though your pecs make me wanna kill myself,
And eventually she tells me, and I'm quoting here,
And fart into a shoe box.
And forget about the anal!
And get in there and butter that pole.
And he is not succeeding.
And he knows that if I have five glasses of wine,
And here we are.
And Holbrooke.
And I am just the husband.
And I get it, because I lit up, too. He is super hot! And why...
And I know it's late, but if we could just come in for one second,
And I need help.
And I only have a 20,
And I remember that you used to run your own detective agency or something?
And I wanna get it on with three guys at the same time
And I wanna take my top off,
And I'm betting you she's gonna change her mind.
And I'm really tired, so as nice as it was to see you again, Claire,
And I've got a plan. I've got a way to do that.
And if anything opens up, we'll come get you, okay?
And is probably in need of significant repair,
And it's medicine that can only be administered by a doctor.
And let me tell you something, folks.
And menstruate in peace.
And neither do you.
And now they think that we're you.
And now you're just too scared shitless to admit it.
And now, all I want to do is get us home.
And now, some unruly criminals, who are also policemen...
And pop that coochie.
And she is getting drunk enough to get through what's gonna happen later.
And so now it's a Friday, at 7:30, on the bustling island of Manhattan, so...
And that they were just really excellent roommates.
And that's why Taste was acting so weird when you mentioned Miletto's name.
And the father of my children,
And then the two perps you let go walked into the bar.
And then to suddenly discover that you're menstruating?
And then we had a great time.
And then we'll be out of your hair.
And then we're gonna have the best Lego battle ever.
And then, after I have washed everybody else's food and boogers off of me,
And there it is. Yeah, we maybe from New Jersey,
And there's no breaking out of it.
And this is my husband, Phil Foster.
And we didn't. We were late,
And we just thought that eating at Claw
And we parked our car on Harrison Street to take a look around,
And we were hoping that tonight would be sort of special.
And we're the Tripplehorns.
And when we came back, it had been towed.
And will you, for the love of God,
And you are going to get in there and work that pole till it's a nub.
And you are gonna get in there and work that pole like a runaway.
And you brought your androgynous friend.
And you call this Byzantine?
And you might be just the kind of man who could help us.
And you need to walk among the birds.
And you should be able to dance again.
And you've left the medicine in the car
And your girlfriend is so hot it's like looking through a shimmering jet engine,
And, yeah, you know what? Maybe, occasionally,
Any coffee or dessert for you guys tonight?
Anyway, he ended up buying a place down here
Anyway, you were awesome. Claire, don't leave me hanging.
Are you focusing?
Are you kidding me?
Are you ready for the go down?
Are you sure?
Are you telling me that these goons are tracking you right now?
Are you two okay?
As impossible as this may be to believe, Holbrooke,
As it so happens, we didn't have a reservation, so we took yours.
As she tramped through the unforgiving terrain.
As you can see, the floors are all pickled oak.
At the light you're gonna take a hard right. I have a plan.
Baby, are you ready for the showdown?
Baby, baby!
Baby, baby!
Be a good girl and listen to your husband.
Be able to get this lock open if I...
Beat it, junkies.
Because Crenshaw goes to Miletto's clubs to get hookers.
Because he won't listen to the lady in the car,
Because the computer sticky thing is at the bottom of the East River,
Because these criminals, these dirty cops...
Because these truffles are amazing and super expensive.
Because they think that we have a flash drive that you stole from them.
Because those potato skins made me kind of gassy.
Because we're gonna find them, and we're gonna make them do it.
Because you are a beautiful and amazing man,
Because you are like Nasrin. Because you are ashamed
Best fucking decision I ever made.
Better than roommates.
Better to wait it out.
Better yet. That's Will.i.am,
Black ops, that sort of thing. It's a grind.
Blood trickled down her leg to the ground,
Blow me!
Bobby De Niro. Heat. Classic!
Bombs are falling everywhere
Bonso ir, we were in here earlier,
Bowling, bouncy house, face painting?
Boy. Look at these two lovebirds.
Brad said to me that he and Haley were fine,
Brad, okay, well, why are we here, then, in your house,
But Crenshaw can't bust Miletto,
But how did you even begin to come up with that whole plan?
But I am going to lapse into a mini coma for just a second,
But I don't actually ever put them in my mouth.
But I get it. I totally know why you'd have pornographic pictures of the DA.
But I remember he was some kind of security expert.
But I'm gonna go home now and look at my vagina with a hand mirror.
But if our associate, Mr. Holbrooke Grant,
But if you just let me do something for you,
But my husband gets these plans in his head,
But now it's $320,000.
But somehow together, that is the filthiest thing I've ever heard.
But that is gross. That's...
But that's not the reason we're here.
But then I realized, I know what she's talking about, okay.
But they were blackmailing the DA.
But we didn't know that at the time.
But we're not rubes.
But you know what would make all the hard work 10 times easier?
But your penis!
But your plans are the worst!
But, no, you don't. You have to do it all yourself, your way.
But, no, you had to go and get all greedy and start stealing
But, okay, okay. Just in case,
Bye. See you.
Byzantine, Mediterranean. Whatever you need it to be.
Can't tell the kids.
Can't wait. I don't know how you agree to still do those book clubs, buddy.
Car! Car!
Care to join me?
Careful.
Carlton, please, escort these two out, please.
Charlotte, sweetie, I'll make you breakfast in just a sec.
Claire, they have our IDs. They know where we live.
Claire? Yeah, yeah, I remember. It's pretty late.
Claw? It's impossible to get in. And the city's so far.
Claw. That place in TriBeCa with the $50 soup? How'd that work out for you?
Clown bus.
Come home, clean the house, pick up the kids,
Come on home.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, guys, what's the big deal?
Come on, if you're gonna spend time with me, you have to earn it.
Come on, man. Come on. Come on, baby!
Come on, rainbow wheel!
Come on!
Come on! One way! One freaking way!
Come on! We got this. Come on. Okay.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Always with the over packing. What's the deal?
Come on. Come on!
Come on. Come on. Come on!
Come on. This is a family place.
Come on. You're okay.
Come! Come on!
Come... God!
Cook dinner, clean up that dinner,
Could be headed over here right now.
Could I just come up for a second? It's very important.
Counting them down, works every time.
Cyndi Lauper.
Dad?
Detectives, welcome.
Did you get it? Did you get it?
Did you hear how she pronounced his name?
Did you hear how she pronounced his name?
Did you really think you could steal from Joe Miletto and get away with it?
District Attorney Crenshaw.
Do it. Do it.
Do you accept a collect phone call from...
Do you ever think about leaving me?
Do you understand what I'm saying? Look at me. Can you... Oh, God.
Doesn't hear from us every hour on the hour until we're safe,
Don't call me a bitch, whore.
Don't come back until you have a warrant.
Don't go out the front door. Go out the back door.
Don't hit that!
Don't let love play the fool with me
Don't move.
Don't worry, we're not going to hurt you.
Down through my garage, okay? There's a service elevator by the office.
Drinking a Diet Sprite, by myself.
Drop your weapons and put your hands in the air!
Dude, right here! Now pull over, and get your Dr. Phil...
Eating with our good friend Sam I Am.