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Rush Hour (1998)

Rush Hour (1998)

Rush Hour, released in 1998, is an action-comedy film that showcases the incredible chemistry between Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. The movie follows the story of Detective Inspector Lee (played by Jackie Chan), a skilled martial artist from Hong Kong, who joins forces with the loud-mouthed and wisecracking Detective James Carter (played by Chris Tucker) to rescue the kidnapped daughter of a Chinese diplomat.

This dynamic duo takes on the streets of Los Angeles, combats crime syndicates, and delivers hilarious banter throughout their mission. The film's action-packed sequences, clever humor, and charismatic performances by Chan and Tucker make it a standout in the buddy cop genre.

If you want to immerse yourself in the sounds of Rush Hour, you can play and download the film's soundtrack or enjoy the iconic dialogue and sound effects that make the movie truly memorable.

A collection which, until recently...
A legend all over Hong Kong.
A man stepping out Asian. About 5'10.
A remote. Could be nitro cap, could be cross delayed...
Absolutely nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Action!
Action!
Actually, you're on the verge of being suspended.
Agent Carter has been helping with my investigation.
Agent Russ, maybe this is a good time...
Ain't no problem here. Why y'all messing with us for?
Ain't nothing gonna happen to none of this stuff.
All of a sudden you speaking English?
All right, come on, put the gun down...
All right, hold up. Calm down.
All right, I'm gonna kick your ass.
All right, let me see your badge, buddy!
All right, pick it up.
All right, take it easy.
All right.
All right. Cool.
All right. Cool. Fifty million. No problem.
All right. Everything's cool now.
All the things that float through my mind.
All the way from here to China...
All up in your ass. I'm LAPD.
All up that Great Wall, too.
All y'all.
Am I speaking with FBI?
And 10 million in 10s.
And a collection of Chinese art unsurpassed in the world.
And back him up, he didn't.
And brush your teeth!
And creating an international incident.
And don't leave Agent Whitney's side even for a moment.
And first thing I'm gonna do is take this vest off you.
And fix that plane. Put the alternator on.
And for what? A traffic ticket and some punk?
And his special task force have once and for all...
And I don't need help from LAPD or some Chun King cop.
And look at your little punk British ass.
And not only that...
And now we can pass them on to our children.
And reclaimed artifacts...
And shove it up your ass?
And so are you.
And speaking as a friend...
And the director considers this a top priority.
And then, in one fell swoop...
And we all in some shit. Go on!
And we can spend it together when you do...
And when you come back...
And you two screwed it up.
Any demands? Any fingerprints? Have we interviewed his staff?
Anybody can shoot somebody. That's what I'm talking about.
Anything goes wrong...
Are you all right?
As soon as possible, and please do not panic.
As you have shown me.
As you take up your new post in the United States.
Assume I kick you little Beijing ass right now.
Baby, I'm so into you.
Back. Give me some room.
Bad ass dude outta Hong Kong buying up every goddamn thing.
Be sorry for Soo Yung.
Be sure to make no more mistake.
Beach Boys.
Because you needed bomb squad backup, but once again...
Before the changeover, most of this exhibition...
Behind you.
Bitch.
Blow everybody up.
But be assured we'll get your daughter back.
But didn't nobody die.
But I believe we can ill afford...
But I have already told you I don't know
But I made the night service.
But I wanna show you something first. Look familiar?
But it ain't about me. It's the little girl.
But tonight, I shall be paid in full.
But why the consul's daughter?
But will you get her back alive?
But you'll get your ass killed out here.
By some punk who didn't want no ticket...
C 4?
Call the field office. Have them send over a rookie.
Camel's hump.
Camel's hump.
Can I help you?
Can I sit right here?
Can I speak to you for a moment?
Can I take your jacket, sir?
Can you do it?
Can't do it.
Captain Diel ordered me to go with you...
Captain, I don't think this is funny.
Captain, I know you read the paper, but they lying.
Captain, that's the same way I feel.
Carter, don't come any Stop!
Carter, he is the situation.
Carter, put the gun down.
Carter, stop wasting my time. I made a promise to Soo Yung.
Case closed.
Caught a bullet catch a bullet
Caught a bullet.
Chinese consul?
Chinese food, no soul food here.
Clive, guess what, man.
Clive, how you doing, man?
Clive, thank you, man. I'm gonna come back.
Clive, what's up, man?
Come here! You better watch your mouth!
Come here.
Come in, please.
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on.
Come on, let's pray about this.
Come on, push the button.
Come on, this way.
Come on! Push the button!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. My ride's over here.
Commander Griffin...
Congratulations, Carter.
Congratulations, Carter. You are going to the show.
Consul Han has been fighting flu for the past few days...
Consul Han, I want you to go...
Consul Han, six blocks of C 4 are wired to your daughter...
Consul, I'm going upstairs to make the drop.
Consul...you have a call.
Cover the consul!
Crushed the Juntao criminal organization...
Cut!
Cut! Go back to the beginning.
Damn it!
Damn, Chen, this is some greasy shit.
Dan, I want these two back at the consulate immediately.
Dan, I'm sending someone right over.
Darlin', if you only knew...
Deal with it, please.
Definitely not homemade, definitely not American.
Detective inspector Lee helped me raid...
Did I come at a bad time?
Didn't I give you the bigger half?
Didn't I say to stay by the Duke?
Didn't I tell you to wait for me?
Didn't I tell you?
Didn't I turn my back when you bought that bag of weed?
Didn't you hear what I said? Get your shit and go out!
Died for nothing?
Distractions can occur in the field.
Do it again. Like this?
Do it fast. Open, close. Fast.
Do it now!
Do me this favor.
Do not draw your weapons.
Do something!
Do we have it?
Do you have identification?
Do you really think he'll kill the girl?
Do you speaka any English?
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Don't don't move.
Don't act like a cop. Act like a tourist.
Don't act like you don't know.
Don't act like you know me. You don't know me.
Don't be late again.
Don't be so obvious. All right.
Don't come in my business scaring me like that.
Don't even speak American.
Don't hang up. Look, you know what?
Don't know nothin' about no kidnapping...
Don't know. He ain't buying shit from me.
Don't let it leave till I come down there.
Don't make me get up out of this truck!
Don't move, man!
Don't move!
Don't move!
Don't move!
Don't move!
Don't move!
Don't move! Don't smile!
Don't move! Throw your gun away.
Don't nobody do that but me.
Don't nobody know his name.
Don't shoot!
Don't touch it!
Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy.
Drop the gun!
Drop this case, you're suspended for two months without pay.
Drop your guns.
Dropped off by a cab.
Earlier this evening, Detective inspector Lee...
Evacuate the building right away!
Even if I had an extra man...
Every known asset of Juntao's operation.
Every so often, we have to let the general public know...
Everybody knows war.
Everybody pull back!
Everybody take care, but hold your positions.
Everybody take cover.
Everybody's so afraid of their own goddamn shadow.
Everyone around here is so image conscious.
Everything is OK now. I'll take you to your daddy.
Everything is OK now. I'll take you to your daddy.
Excuse me very much.
Excuse me, Consul Han.
Excuse me, Consul. You have a guest.
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen!
Excuse me, miss. Who's the captain on this plane?
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
FBI type stuff.
FBI want me?
FBI, huh?
FBI. Stop this bus.
Fifteen seconds.
Fifteen years LAPD.
Fifty million dollars?
Fifty million dollars?
Fifty million dollars?
Fifty million dollars?
Fifty million dollars?
Fifty million dollars?
Fight like a man?
Fight like a man.
Fight like a man.
First class. I like this. This is tight.
First, I get a bullshit assignment...
Flip it open, flip it closed.
Foo Chow Restaurant?
Foo Chow Restaurant. Chinatown.
For $45, I don't know his name.
For $45, you understand what I'm saying?
For 15 years until China resumed control of Hong Kong...
For his daughter's death because he talk too much.
For what? Look at this!
Forget the little girl. Your assignment is Lee.
Forgive me, Consul Han...
Freeze!
From 5,000 years of China's heritage.
From a burning building by himself.
G 14 classified.
Get down! Now!
Get fire crews here!
Get in your car and leave.
Get on the plane when you get off work.
Get out of the car! Get out of the car now!
Get over in the corner!
Get rid of it.
Get rid of this guy. He'll get you killed.
Get some paramedics down here now!
Get that bomb away from me!
Get the girl out of here.
Get the hell out of my way! Man, are you crazy?
Get the hell out! There's a bomb in the building!
Get this clown away from me.
Get your big Happy Meal ass over!
Get your big Happy Meal ass over!
Get your old ass out the building!
Get your old ass out the building!
Get your star maps!
Give Carter the big G 14 classified case.
Give me a copy of that.
Give me a name.
Give me a name.
Give me one of them star maps...
Go ahead. I don't even like him.
Go away and buy some doughnuts!
Go away. I've disgraced myself.
Go on!
Go screw yourself.
Goddamn!
Gonna show the FBI they don't know who they playing with.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Good God, you all.
Got something you want.
Half an hour before it is to be made.
Hands above your head!
Hands on your head!
Hang on for about an hour. I'm gonna get the ambulance.
Hang on!
Have a nice day.
Have the money in the upstairs control room.
Have we checked the consul personnel records yet?
He asked about the consul's daughter.
He asked about the daughter.
He cannot speak English.
He down. The gun's down. Get back in the car and leave.
He dropped it.
He even cannot say three words, Chinese.
He got into some shit again. I'm a very busy man.
He is very passionate about finding your daughter.
He just playing, man. He ain't mean that.
He loves your daughter.
He meant cut me loose. Let me go.
He was killed making a routine traffic stop in daylight...
He wasn't never with him. Did Columbo?
He went over.
He's already on the plane.
He's just joking.
He's on the grounds! Come on!
He's upset that we have not done our job.
Help! Do something!
Help?
Hey, and I'm sorry about spreading all those rumors...
Hey, be cool, man!
Hey, Bobby, what's up, man?
Hey, check that, baby.
Hey, Cod.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, kids, get back in here. Sit down.
Hey, listen up! lf anybody need me...
Hey, look.
Hey, man, act like you're from out of town.
Hey, man, I got you a beef and bean burrito.
Hey, man, this is a misunderstanding.
Hey, man!
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, officers.
Hey, that your boy?
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, you take my ID.
Hey!
Hey! What's up, baby?
Hey. This is the history of my country....
Hey. What you doing?
His name is Sang from Hong Kong. Because of you he got away.
Hold on. Let's talk about this.
Hold your positions, goddamn it!
Hong Kong forever.
How could l, when I don't know what it is?
How many people you killed this year?
How the hell you find some C 4?
How we gonna get Juntao?
How we know he exists? Ain't nobody seen him.
How you doing, girl? Give me some love.
How you doing? What's up?
How you gonna sell a big box of grease?
How's your camel hump?
Hunh yeah.
Hunh, yeah.
Hurry up!
I ain't been on no vacation in five years?
I ain't getting fired. You gonna pay my bills?
I ain't gonna be late. What we got?
I ain't gonna kill you this time.
I ain't got time to be coming down here.
I ain't Kareem Abdul Jabbar! Push it down some more!
I ain't never been to China, but it probably look like this.
I ain't no punk bitch neither.
I ain't playin' with you!
I ain't playin' with you. Sit down.
I ain't telling you shit.
I ain't used to working with partners...
I am from out of town.
I am going to pick you up myself.
I am not a skycap.
I am pleased to present...
I become hectic inside.
I bent down to tie my shoe.
I better go in first. Ain't nobody gonna recognize me.
I came down here for the big assignment.
I came to see how you was doing, and I need some help.
I came to see how you was doing.
I can't believe you went without me.
I can't do that, Carter.
I can't hold on anymore!
I can't hold on anymore!
I cannot believe this shit!
I care about the little girl.
I couldn't stand by and do nothing.
I didn't say I didn't. You assumed so.
I didn't say soul food. I said better food.
I didn't tell you nothin'!
I do not do that! I am not Carl Lewis!
I do.
I don't believe this. Agents, hold your positions!
I don't care about him or you.
I don't care. I'm here for the girl.
I don't give a damn.
I don't know anything about a little girl.
I don't know anything, so you can kiss my fat ass.
I don't know anything.
I don't know nothin' about no Chinese girl.
I don't know nothing about that.
I don't know nothing.
I don't know what to say. It's like a dream come true.
I don't like stuff like that. I don't even know what it is.
I don't need no partner and ain't never gonna have one.
I don't understand what you be saying.
I don't want her to die.
I don't want that greasy shit.
I don't want to see him or you till this is resolved.
I forgot to tell you. I'm LAPD.
I got a big mouth, Clive.
I got an idea, though.
I got bad news for you, Johnson. We're all dead.
I got enough shit to deal with.
I got everything under control. Don't worry about nothing.
I got it before, Jackie.
I got something for you!
I got you this damn job. You better let me in here.
I got your bomb right here.
I had some things to take care of.
I had to save their life.
I hope now you realize how serious I am.
I just came to bring you a gift.
I just got a call from the FBI.
I just want to be able to tell the consul who is responsible...
I kill him.
I know she got a bad heart, but I will bust your ass.
I know that ain't the bomb!
I know that you have strong feelings for me...
I know this is a difficult time for you, Consul...
I know you got time to kill. I brought you a toy.
I know you know that tricky shit.
I know you playin'.
I know. He killed my partner.
I let people talk who like to talk.
I like people to talk...
I may have ques
I messed up my suit.
I must get to the consulate. What are we doing here?
I need one of those earpieces immediately, all right?
I never seen him.
I never told you I didn't. You assumed I didn't.
I said go screw yourself.
I said I don't want trouble.
I said in the back It don't even matter.
I said stop.
I see what's going on here.
I seen that guy at that Chinese restaurant.
I start runnin', trying to get the bomb
I started handling all of them. Throwing them everywhere.
I suggest you tell the proper authorities...
I think I done broke my shit.
I think it'll be safer if we leave it on, OK?
I think it'll be safer if we take it off.
I think something big going down tonight, all right?
I think there has been a misunderstanding.
I think this belongs to you.
I think we'll call that an evening.
I think you should come with me.
I understand that, sir
I understand, but I want to speak with my daughter!
I understand.
I want 20 million in 50s...
I want a massage. I'm gonna get buck wild.
I want the consul's personnel records cross checked...
I want to help with the investigation.
I want to know who's he been talking with.
I want you to remain calm as if nothing's wrong...
I was distracted, sir.
I was egotistic. I was inconsiderate.
I was just around the way. Figured you would be bored.
I was just gonna tell you you was in a red zone.
I was just playin'. Man, give me a hug.
I was sent down here for the kidnapping. Little girl?
I was splitting it with you.
I was trying to find out where you was going.
I will sorely miss the unshakable support...
I worked most of my life to acquire and catalog...
I would like one of my people to help.
I wouldn't do nothing like that.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll blow his head all over the parking lot!
I'll give you all you want.
I'll look out for you when I reach the top.
I'll see what I can do.
I'll see you Thanksgiving. Appreciate it.
I'll see you Thanksgiving. Appreciate it.
I'll solve this case myself.
I'll take care of everything.
I'll take your asses in if I don't get answers.
I'll talk to y'all later, all right?
I'll tell you the best part after work.
I'll wait five minutes.
I'm a security guard, I work at the mall.
I'm Agent In Charge Warren Russ.
I'm am Consul Han.
I'm chilly a what?
I'm Detective Carter from the LAPD.
I'm Detective Carter!
I'm falling asleep.
I'm FBI, you understand?
I'm fine.
I'm fully legit now. I'm selling star maps.
I'm glad. Listen, his name is Lee.
I'm gonna be workin' a big, big case for the FBI!
I'm gonna bring your fat ass some cookies.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
I'm gonna kill your ass.
I'm gonna knock that yellow
I'm gonna make sure you get the money...
I'm here for a meeting with Mr. Juntao.
I'm just checking up on you.
I'm just gonna kick your ass!
I'm just showing him how to take a gun from a suspect.
I'm just trying to expand my horizons.
I'm Mr. Juntao's lawyer. Legal advisor.
I'm no punk bitch.
I'm not responsible for your assumptions.
I'm not used to having a partner.
I'm on the verge of leaving you suckers behind.
I'm policeman.
I'm sorry about that, man.
I'm sorry about this.
I'm sorry, I don't know Mr. Juntao.
I'm sorry, my friend.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Just let me go get something to eat.
I'm still the law around here!
I'm sure that you and Mr. Lee will have a nice time together.
I'm sure. Go on now.
I'm through with y'all, man. I'm going on vacation.
I'm trying to hook you up. I'm on your side.
I'm very excited about working with the FBI.
I'm Warren Russ with the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
I've been waiting in the back for over an hour.
If anybody stay behind, they got something to lose.
If anything go wrong, you bust in like you're LAPD.
If it is successful, the girl will live.
If you can't handle the pressure, then quit.
If you want the girl back alive, listen and do not talk.
In a car outside.
In private?
In used currency. Nothing bigger than a 50.
Intercept.
Is considered G 14 classified.
Is it good?
Is that my gun?
Is there a problem, officer?
Is this weed?
It ain't in there. Anyway, I save their life.
It ain't you all, it's y'all.
It broke.
It could open up a garage door, or blow up some C 4.
It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
It was all my fault.
It was taken away from me.
It'd take me all day to kiss your fat ass.
It'll blow if I take it off.
It's a disgrace to
It's a disgrace to my department.
It's a hot ticket.
It's a little different in the practice room.
It's a little girl's life at stake here.
It's a little too late for apologies.
It's about his daughter Soo Yung.
It's about time.
It's all right. FBI.
It's called a shakedown. Very serious police work.
It's cool.
It's gonna get a little dangerous in here.
It's good to have you onboard.
It's him. The guy from China.
It's his first trip to America.
It's lights out. They're locked down.
It's nice to meet an L.A. detective...
It's OK.
It's OK. She's a professional.
It's safer for you to be behind the desk.
It's your job to keep him out of sight and away from danger.
Jack, let me get back to you.
James Carter, FBI.
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
John Wayne.
Johnson, look, first of all, if you want a date with me...
Juntao was the most powerful crime lord in Southeast Asia.
Juntao will see you.
Just be patient.
Just give me a second.
Just let me explain. I'll start from the top.
Just like home, ain't it?
Just rush hour.
Just schoolin' the rookie, showing him the ropes.
Just sit there and shut up. This ain't no democracy.
Just watch me handle my business and patrol this place.
Keep him out of our way.
Keep him talking
Keep him talking.
Kinda good.
Ladies and gentlemen, Consul Han.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Lady, put the glass down and get out of here!
LAPD.
Leave me alone. A man like you could never understand.
Lee is a foreign detective and a friend of the consul's.
Lee would never do anything to jeopardize your daughter's life.
Lee, go and wait by the bar.
Lee, go outside real quick.
Lee, what about the little girl?
Lee! Over here, man!
Let me assure you, the FBI considers this a top priority.
Let me call my captain and let him know what going on.
Let me go!
Let me show you real music.
Let me show your goofy ass how to do this.
Let me talk to him. All right?
Let me tell you something.
Let this putz in.
Let's do this. What's that, a gun?
Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's take a ride, gentlemen.
Let's talk about this, man.
Like he's gonna start a war.
Like some chicken wings, some baby back ribs...
Listen to me.
Listen, we're doing all we can here, all right?
Look at Jackie.
Look at the picture.
Look who's here.
Look, it don't even matter. You need to go up there...
Look, John Wayne.
Look, Johnson, it's dangerous out there.
Look. FBI.
Looks like you finally got yourself a partner.
Luke, I ain't playin'.
Luke, I know what you do.
M.C. Hammer there, put the goddamn gun down.
Make a decision.
Make sure those two don't leave.
Man, give her a break. Don't worry about him.
Man, I ain't scared of you.
Man, this is cool. Han sending us to Hong Kong.
Man, what you got me eating?
Man, when I get up in here, I'm slapping somebody.
Man, you better take your goddamn hands off my suit.
Man, you got guts calling me. I'm gonna hang up.
Man, you sound like a karate movie. Y'all!
May I offer you some peanuts?
May I offer you some peanuts?
Maybe you don't understand.
Me and him got the same mama. I'm Blackinese.
Me and Lee are taking care of the situation.
Me.
Me.
Meet me on the roof.
Might as well be LAPD.
Mind your own business. Stay in the car.
Move! Move!
Mr. Lee is on his way to Hong Kong.
Mr. Russ, I am not an American.
Mr. Russ, I would like you to meet Detective inspector Lee.
Mr. Russ, you must pull your men back.
Must be a misunderstanding.
My advice to you is... pay the money.
My ass. You lied to me.
My daddy a legend, too. All over America.
My daddy arrest 25 by himself.
My daddy once arrested 15 people in one night by himself.
My daddy once caught catch a bullet
My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hands.
My daddy one caught a bullet by his bare hand.
My daddy saved five crackheads...
My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass...
My daughter is not an American.
My father was a legend.
My father was also a policeman.
My father was as devoted as you, and now he's dead.
My jacket? No. You can take this bag, though.
My own mama ashamed of me.
My supervisor said, Willy, go on down there...
My transportation will be here shortly.
My wife wants me to come home, baby's shitting all over.
Need a little hot sauce, but it's kinda good, though.
Need some help down here, damn it!
Next time I come here, y'all better clean this up!
No bullshit.
No disrespect, but he's only gonna get in my way.
No hard leads.
No joke! Show your ass!
No police work for two weeks? How long this flight?
No problem.
No problem. I been looking everywhere for this shit.
No, I ain't FBI.
No, I'm serious, Captain. I ain't playin'.
No, no!
No, no. What that mean?
No, wait.
No, you can show me a couple of them Chinese girls.
No. I don't need you to see. I need you to do it.
No. I heard them say it will explode.
No. You put your own shit in the back!
None.
Not a cop, an officer.
Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking.
Not to move this plane before the FAA comes here...
Not yet, but keep talking.
Nothing...Listen to me, y'all!
Now can you do that to the Beach Boys?
Now get out of here before I file...
Now get your ass up. We got work to do.
Now I came down here to see Juntao...
Now wipe yourself off.
Now, his plane arrives in an hour.
Now, hold on there. We were just coming by...
Now, I got some questions, and I need some answers.
Now, Mr. Rice A Roni...
Obstruction of justice charges against you.
Oh, hell naw.
Oh, hell, no! Stewardess!
Oh, hell, no.
Oh, I see! This must be G 14 classified.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
OK, boys, what have we got?
OK, Carter.
OK, come on. Give me the story.
OK, I'm listening. Let me get a pen.
OK, no problem.
OK, pick it up.
OK, put the gun down, fight me like a man.
OK, Warren.
OK, you gonna kill me?
OK. All right.
OK. All right.
On behalf of the People's Republic of China...
On Christmas about us sleeping together.
One little pinkie get blowed off and everybody trippin'.
One will be inserted into the suitcase.
Or Japan or wherever you from.
Pardon me.
Please just take a look at this.
Please tell me you speak English.
Please, it's very important.
Please, listen to me.
Please. You must understand. What happened tonight was not
Please...
Pretend to follow some leads, show him some sights...
Priceless pieces of Chinese culture.
Prove me wrong.
Push the button.
Push the button. Come on.
Push the goddamn button!
Put 'em down.
Put the gun down.
Put the guns down!
Put your bag in the back!
Put your bag in the back.
Put your gun down.
Put your hands above your heads. Just do it now.
Quit playin', girl.
Remember what I told you? Back me up.
Right here! Star maps!
Right here? Thank you.
Right here.
Roger.
Room's empty.
Roses are red...
Russ, we got Carter down here.
Say again. Dan, do you read
Say it from right here with some soul. Y'all.
Say something.
Second of all, I work alone.
Security's in place?
See if you can make any matches or connections.
See, how difficult is that? My English?
See? Now you know how difficult I am.
See? You made him mad.
Seen a little Asian dude about this height...
Set up a perimeter.
Shake on it?
She dies if I press this button.
She gonna die without our help.
She gonna die without our help.
She tell everybody I'm a drug dealer.
She's only 11 years old.
Shit!
Show your ass? Y'all scared
Since when do care about anybody but yourself?
Sing it again, you all.
Sing it again, you all.
Sir, I can explain.
Sir, if you were asking for $50 million dollars...
Sir, the area is secured.
So I'm the one full of shit?
So perhaps I should finish what he started.
So that mean I ain't gettin' suspended?
So, on behalf of all Brits...
Some foreigner getting his head blown off...
Some fries or something?
Somebody told me you like this stuff.
Somebody told you I was being suspended?
Somebody told you I was being suspended?
Something wrong with the engine. You need a new alternator.
Soo Yung, come on, we're gonna be late.
Soo Yung, I love you. Have a nice day.
Soo Yung, please tell them I will do whatever
Soo Yung.
Sorry, man.
Star maps!
Stay away from the window, please.
Stay calm.
Step away from the car.
Stewardess, get me another seat!
Stewardess!
Stop it, man. Let's do it. Come on.
Stop it!
Stop! FBI! I need this motorcycle.
Stucky, you don't
Stucky.
Stupid enough to get busted.
Stupid fool!
Sugar is sweet...
Sure.
Take a hike!
Take a picture. It's OK. Wait a minute.
Take positions on the corner.
Take the bomb outside!
Take the money to the alley...
Take this.
Take your team and cover the building floor by floor...
Talkin' sweet and lookin' fine...
Team one, proceed down 6th to 6th and Broadway.
Team two, I want you around the back on 4th and Main.
Team? Johnson, this is the LAPD...
Tell me something.
Tell the captain we got a problem on the left side.
Tell the FBI you made a mistake.
Tell them to intercept.
Ten million in 10s.
Ten people jumped out of the trunk.
Thank you and good night.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you, Captain.
Thank you, God.
Thank you, Thomas.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That ain't far enough, man!
That ain't what I'll tell everybody.
That any way to treat an old friend?
That Buddha'd go good in my bathroom.
That was childish, man.
That wasn't even called for!
That we can still blow shit up.
That you know this girl compromises your judgment.
That's bad for you.
That's beautiful. That's nice. What's that?
That's eel.
That's good.
That's how you get shot.
That's it right there.
That's one of the places you can't go.
That's one reason I don't have no partner.
That's one thing I learned from my daddy.
That's real music. You hear that?
That's right, fight me like a man. Shit!
That's right.
That's right.
That's the little girl?
That's tight.
That's what I've been trying to tell everybody.
That's why we call this practice.
The 10 year old daughter of a Chinese diplomat...
The amount will be $50 million.
The Beach Boys are great American music.
The Beach Boys'll get you a great ass whoopin'.
The British tried to close down his operation, but we failed.
The first thing we gotta do is clear out this riffraff.
The girl don't like you. Nobody likes you.
The guy's name is Juntao.
The more we see the differences...
The most hated cops in the free world.
The only reason why I ain't busted your ass...
The other will be on you. Now when you make the drop
The ransom is now 70 million. I will call with instructions.
The remote can still set it off.
The truth is, this is an FBI operation...
The word down in Chinatown is there's this new dude in town.
Then I gotta put up with this.
Then I'm gonna take your ass to jail.
Then Juntao disappeared. No witnesses.
Then two stupid cops came out of nowhere...
Then you threw the gun out the window.
There's a trigger on this vest.
There's cops all over
There's gonna be an FBI badge waiting for you.
These priceless pieces that you see before you.
They don't like you. I don't like you.
They must not
They must not go into the building.
Think I would do this shit out front?
Think I would try tricking you again?
Think I'm playin' with you?
Think I'm playin' with you?
Think I'm playing?
This is a pit stop for me.
This is a problem. That's all I need...
This is Agent Whitney.
This is bullshit!
This is cool. Han's letting me go to Hong Kong with you.
This is my case.
This is my favorite suit.
This is the kind of legacy I dreamt about.
This is the United States of James Carter now.
This is tight. Ain't nothing like downstairs.
This is why nobody will work with you...
This means so much to me.
This some nice shit.
This way?
This won't work. I'm not 6'1.
Thomas.
Titty, titty, titty. Get them titties outta here.
To Hong Kong forever.
To lose men of your high character.
To tell him the details of my assignment.
To tell you what a great job you did yesterday.
To the Chinese expo as you planned.
Tracing everything that's coming into this compound.
Twenty million in 20s.
Twenty million in 20s...
Twenty million in 50s.
Two men around back.
Two officers were shot. One man lost a pinkie.
Very good.
Violets are blue.
Want to blow something up?
War, hunh, yeah.
War, hunh, yeah.
War, hunh, yeah.
War, hunh.
War...
Warren, he's here for the special assignment.
Was in the hands of a single private collector...
Was kidnapped this morning, and they want you on the case.
Was that it, Chelsea Did I get it?
Was thought to be lost forever.
Watch out!
We ask that you please exit the building...
We both full of shit.
We can hang in my crib. I will show you my hood.
We can't do that.
We confiscated millions in weapons and cash...
We found this on a kidnapper. Tell me what this is.
We got an explosion at 6th and Broadway.
We got it. 620 South Broadway. Downtown.
We have a taxicab approaching.
We have everything under control.
We have just received a threat on the building.
We have plenty of people on the case.
We have the best agents in the world on those streets.
We kicked y'all ass.
We need more men down here.
We need to speak with you in private.
We scoping the place out, man. Ain't gonna run up in there.
We shall miss you.
We want to make a good impression, Carter.
We wanted Detective Lee to have one of our best men by his side.
We was about to solve the case. All we need to do
We were making the drop. Han was about to get her back...
We were supposed to be on the same team.
We will intercept.
We wish you nothing but happiness...
We'll get your daughter back safe and sound.
We'll have him escort this guy around a few days...
We'll talk in a second. When a G 14 comes around.
We'll tell you whether it's important.
We're ready.
We've been looking for you.
We've got someone approaching the gate.
Welcome.
Well, as long as we're gonna humiliate someone...
Well, Carter, your particular assignment...
Well, I owe you my gratitude.
Well, it look like cigarette.
Well, it's a disgrace to me.
Well, next time, be polite to my nuts.
Well, you can forget about being mayor then.
What am I supposed to do, take him to the zoo?
What are we gonna do for 15 hours?
What are we waiting for?
What are you doing here?
What can we do? He's on his way.
What color panties you got on?
What did you just say?
What do you suggest?
What happened, Carter?
What is it good for?
What is it good for?
What is it good for?
What is it good for?
What is it good for?
What is it good for? Absolutely
What is this shit about your daughter?
What is your name?
What the hell are you doing here?
What the hell did you just say?
What the hell do you want?
What the hell you
What the hell you doing on this bus?
What the hell you think this is?
What the hell's going on down there?
What took you so long?
What you did was dangerous and completely against policy.
What you doing?
What you got?
What you say, boy?
What you say?
What you say?
What you talking about? Didn't you hear what Lee said?
What you talking about? I wasn't hiding.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?!
What's going on?
What's happening here?
What's happening, Carter?
What's his name?
What's his name?
What's that line?
What's that?
What's the honor in that?
What's this in your hand?
What's up, man?
What's up, man? What y'all watching?
What's up, my ******?
What's up, my ******?
What's up, my ******?
What's up, my ******?
What's up?
What's up?
What's wrong with you?
When his partner supposed to get out of the car...
When I come back out, I'll take you wherever you want to go.
When we get in here, follow my lead and do what I do.
When you walk by every night...
Where are you going?
Where are you?
Where can I find him?
Where is it?
Where is Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles?
Where Juntao at?
Where the girl? The little girl.
Where you going?
Where you think you're going?
Where?
Where?
Where'd you get this from?
Where's Carter?
Which one of y'all kicked me?
Whitney, who is this?
Who and what kind of assignment is that?
Who are you?
Who do you think you got, Chelsea Clinton?
Who have ever carried the shield in Hong Kong...
Who is this man?
Who was that you was chasing?
Who would want such a bullshit assignment?
Who you think you got Is it Chelsea or Kelsey?
Who you think you got, Chelsea Carter?
Who you think you got, Chelsea Clinton?
Who you think you got, Chelsea Grammer Chelsea
Who you think you got, Kelsey What's the line?
Who you think you got, Kelsey Clinton?
Who you think you kidnapped, Chelsea Clinton?
Who's fought side by side with you for 15 years...
Who's this guy buying up these explosives and weapons?
Who's this? Hello?
Who's willing to lay it on the line.
Whoa. Hold it.
Why am I not surprised to find you here, Carter?
Why are you tormenting me?
Why don't you and I take a walk and I'll fill you in?
Why don't you tell us why you need to see the consul?
Why not use your men for this top priority case?
Why were you hiding?
Why would I do something like that?
Why would they not want my help?
Why y'all so quiet?
Why you ain't tell me about the bridge?
Why you didn't come to church Sunday?
Why you gonna put Aunt Bootsy in this?
Why you gotta drop the goddamn badge?
Why you're the only cop in the department without a partner.
Will somebody grab Carter?
Will you be home after school?
With a special gift tonight.
With a steering wheel on his arm?
With that new list we received from Interpol.
Woman, the exit over there. Gonna get your head blowed off!
Would you be in a place like that?
Would you please go tell Mr. Juntao to get his ass here?
Y'all got it going
Y'all got your ass kicked.
Y'all think this is real funny.
Y'all trying to play me like a fool.
Yeah, blow everybody up!
Yeah, C 4.
Yeah, come on, push the button.
Yeah, I been looking for your sweet and sour chicken ass.
Yeah, John Wayne, man. Hang out with the Duke.
Yeah, legit my ass.
Yeah, take it over to Juntao.
Yeah, this is the FBI.
Yeah, you right. Let's go tell them. Come on.
Yeah, you want me to baby sit, but I don't do that.
Yeah. Come here, I wanna holler at you.
Yes, it will work. It's all about attitude.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Your opening remarks are scheduled for 7:30.
Yes. Let's go.
Yo. Take care of that for me.
You ain't gonna be
You ain't got no better food...
You ain't the only one with quick hands, are you?
You and your Asian gang friends know about a kidnapping?
You are FBI?
You believe your father wasted his life...
You believe your father wasting his life...
You better call the FBI or I drop his ass at Panda Express.
You better get your hand off me. Hey, man, he with me.
You bust in there, act like you're LA
You called us. Why you want to know my name?
You came all the way over here for nothing.
You can do that in China...
You can't come around my job! That's harassment!
You deliver the money or pick up the body of your daughter.
You did a good job.
You didn't just touch my goddamn radio.
You didn't know I could do that. Put your hands up!
You dishonor your father's name.
You don't know how happy you made me.
You don't know nothing about my father.
You don't know who you messing with.
You don't understand. I was invited.
You don't understand. This is my dream.
You fly for free.
You full of shit, you understand that?
You go that way, I go that way. Go!
You goddamn right. That's the only way I work.
You gonna give me gas money?
You got $5.00 on you?
You got a lot of balls, coming here.
You got a prescription for this? Where is it?
You got everybody excited about something being blowed up...
You got it?
You got the address to Michael Jackson's house?
You got what I want. Let me get that money.
You guys sure take a long time to process an application.
You have 29 minutes left.
You have to wait on the list like every other woman, OK?
You have what I asked for?
You heard what she said.
You know he dead.
You know how the paper is. They just want a story.
You know John Wayne?
You know that other stuff, but don't know his name?
You know Thomas is not going to make this evening easy.
You know what girl I'm talking about.
You may be very competent, but the mere fact...
You might see one of your cousins here.
You moron!
You must take me to see Consul Han right away.
You must take the vest off.
You need some lunch?
You never sold this to nobody?
You never told me you spoke Chinese.
You say your father is a legend.
You screwed me and yourself.
You see what I'm saying?
You seem as if you like to talk.
You serious?
You take your sensitive ass up there and let me in!
You tell me, what's the honor in that?
You tell your friends about me.
You think I came here for nothing?
You think you can help me?
You thought I was gonna shoot you?
You under arrest.
You understand what I'm saying?
You wanna speak to me? For a moment?
You want any fries with that?
You want anything, like a Cup O'Noodles?
You want me to kick your ass, don't you?
You want me to lose my job?
You want me to work with you? I don't have time for this.
You want my fingerprints so you can frame me.
You want some of this?
You want some of this?
You want to do that to one of men?
You was right about me, all right? I'm sorry.
You will receive instructions for the drop...
You'll be safer on the second floor.
You'll do life for killing the little girl.
You'll get it. Look.
You're ashamed of being a police officer.
You're bleeding.
You're late.
You're no longer on this assignment, Carter.
You're right, man. Let's go tell them.
You're right. I have been wasting your time.
You're sure all of the exhibits will be ready by this weekend?
You're sure?
You've given the Royal Hong Kong Police.
Your ass belong to me.
Your boys ain't here now. You all alone.
Your case? Look, you can back me up.
Your daddy was a cop?
Your daddy was a policeman?
Your gun.
Your mama bought me this for Christmas.
Your two brothers are here to see you.
5,000 years of Chinese history and heritage...
A man like me? Devoted only to yourself.
All right, one other thing. Yeah?
Are you on drugs? You was right.
Carter! I was just playing.
Come on, don't be playing. No.
Come on. Where are we going?
Consul Han! Sorry, sir.
Did Kojak have a partner? Yeah. The fat guy.
Don't talk about my father. Don't talk about my daddy.
Fifteen hours. Fifteen hours?
For one? No, for two.
Give me the phone. Yeah, this is the FBI.
He's gonna kill them. Is everything all right?
Hi. How you doing?
Hi. Y'all got any eel?
Hold it. I don't want to hold it.
I did. No, you didn't.
I don't want that. You don't?
I need to see Clive Cod. No way, Carter.
I owe you everything. Only your friendship.
I should take your ass to jail. For what?
I was in the diner. I told you in the back.
I was self centered. Yeah.
I'm gonna get busted. You weren't in the diner.
I'm gonna make you mayor. I'd rather you didn't.
I'm no punk bitch. I'll knock your hat off.
It is my gun. Let's go.
Just touch it. I don't want to touch it.
No way, man. Get off!
No, he don't. He's playing. No, I ain't playing.
Oh, shit. What's the problem?
She OK? Yes.
Sorry we got you in trouble. Yeah, he's sorry.
Stop lying. I don't lie.
Tell the truth. I'm telling the truth.
That's C 4. That's C 4?
That's nothing but a cigarette. This ciga weed!
We still waiting? Yeah.
What are we doing here? I'm getting something to eat.
What are you doing? I'll be right back.
What are you doing? Play along.
What are you doing? Play along.
What little girl? The little Chinese girl.
What the hell you doing? I was just being polite.
Where the little girl at? What little girl?
Yes, he is, officer. I'm not playing!
Yes. I must see the consul. About what?
You better have glaucoma. I do.
You better tell me something. I don't know nothing for $45.
You destroyed half a block. That block was messed up.
You don't know his name? No.
You don't wanna do that. Yes, I do.
You lost lots of evidence. We got a little left.
You ready to go? Yep.
You scared of it? You think I'm stupid?
...future between our two countries.
'cause he told me to come down here...
'cause I don't even really work for them.
'cause I'm his half brother from Beijing.
'Cause they don't give a damn about you.
'cause you my cousin, and it'd kill Aunt Bootsy.

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