The Program (1993) Edit

A field goal here ties it,

A first down and it's all she wrote. ESU is out of time outs.

A great crackback by Hughes.!

A tailback for two years.

A ticket for the game, a 50 yard line seat.

A two or three page essay about some aspect of your life...

Aaa aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! Aaa aaah!

Against Michigan and their Heisman hopeful, Tim Waymen,;

Against the Mississippi State Bulldogs.

Ah hey If you don't know me by now

Ah, hell... Excuse me, Reverend.

Ah! Aaah!

Ah. Well, stay on top of that, Darnell.

All right, baby, we're back in it!

All right, bowl bid ridin' here for ESU.

All right, bring it in. Nice run, baby, nice run.

All right, defense, let's stuff'em one time for Alvin!

All right, everybody, now's the time. Brown right motion, tailback slant.

All right, guys, here we go!

All right, here we go.

All right, just one.

All right, let's get this off to a good start. L 28, thunder right, second blue.

All right, let's go, defense.!

All right, let's go. Let's move it guys.

All right, let's move that drill down 15 yards, let's go. Come on, boys.

All right, let's step it up.!

All right, quarterbacks, run your deeper crossing patterns next.

All right, the masked man is back. Hi ho, fuckin' Silver!

All right, this is the season as the Timberwolves come...

All right, try to knock it out and recover it.

All right, well, at least tell me what happened to your knee?

All right! Yes!

All right. Come here.

All right. Now we're talkin' .

All right. Thunder right, 28 pitch on one. Ready...

All set to go now. Thigpen, the remaining setback.

All you need to know is how to sign an NFL contract.

Am I goin' too fast for ya?

An amazing conclusion to a great season.

And a pro career by jumping motorcycles off of highways.

And a tough break for the Wolves...

And all that good shit y'all used to make me come here?

And having talked to him and observed him over the last several weeks,

And he's the one that's hurtin'

And I cannot just go paradin' around town with you.

And I remember how hard it was to practice and then study when you're dead tired.

And I'm afraid you've failed to meet our requirements...

And if I may say so myself, you are looking good!

And in Alvirs case, that could cost him millions of dollars in the pros.

And it looks like the Yellowjackets will go in at halftime...

And it's a great thing for you. Jumps up your draft position,

And Kane is still down. He took quite a shot from Ryan.

And Kane's return is a rocky one so far.

And Mack is down.

And not in jail or dead.

And now, let's turn to our Heisman watch.

And of course, the able Kane will be looking to do so as well.

And out ofbounds at the Yellowjacket 32.

And that proved to be the difference.

And that...

And that'll do it. The game is over...

And that's enough.

And the Wolves will get the ball back. Great individual effort by Lattimer.

And the Yellowjackets will opt for the field goal.

And there's no doubt about it, with 3.;45 remaining,

And they vote with their checkbooks.

And to make things worse, you get picked up for drunk driving.

And we are underway.

And we have no doubts about that, 'cause we know...

And what you're most proud of off the field.

And when was the last time 80,000 people showed up...

And you don't even know how to use 'em right!

And you embarrassed my family.

And you're gone for three? What the hell did you take that shit for?

And, Bo, you get the feelin' that whoever has the ball last is gonna win it.

And, uh, she'll be showin' you around.

And, uh... I I don't believe that...

Another big block.! One man to beat.

Another year home for Christmas.

Answer me, motherfucker, before I peel your cap!

Any guy that's up for the Heisman should be able to remember that, no?

Anybody but you...

Anyone of you guys see him, I want you to try to slap it out of his hand.

Are you worried about tomorrow?

Are your parents coming to the game tomorrow?

As a matter of fact, let me hold this for you 'til you see the light.

As ESU goes back to a bowl for the first time in three years.

As Iowa pulls out a last second victory, 14 to ten.

As Kane brings 'em to the line of scrimmage.

As my upperclassmen know, we have Pride Night every year before our opening game.

As the '93 season gets off to a good start for the Timberwolves...

As the strong right arm of Heisman candidateJoe Kane will take them.

As the Yellowjackets will have excellent field position.

As you know, I played football here.

As you know, I played football here.

At tailback, number 20, Darnell Jefferson.

At the ten... the five.

Athletic department gets $3 million just for goin' to a bowl game.

Autumn, we just had a good time. Why you gettin' all riled up about one test?

Autumn! Yo, Autumn, wait up!

Aw, he's rusty, Sam. I doubt if we can start him.

Aw, shit! Perfect ending to a fucked up day!

Back to the 15... to the 20.

Bad hands.

Ball at the Michigan 47. 1:02 to play,

Batted around, intercepted by Wooley.

Be all that I can be

Be fun to kick the shit out of a Heisman Trophy candidate!

Beautiful thing, baby!

Before his battle against Heisman rival, Tim Waymen.

Beginning Golf, Voice And Speech Improvement...

Bein' different than everybody else.

Best thing is when you get a guy.

Bill, what's this doin' again?

Bio, stats, plus human interest stuff;

Blue 80!

Blue 80!

Blue 80! Hut!

Blue 80! Motion, motion!

Blue.

Bobby Collins.

Both public and private.

Boys, I thought we'd try something different this game.

Break it up!

Break!

Break!

Brown 34! Brown 34!

Brown right motion, tail slant. You're the man, Joe.

Bulldogs coming to the line of scrimmage, T wolves in their standard 4 3.

Bullshit! You gonna be my bitch! You gonna be my punk bitch, baby!

Bumped out ofbounds at the 20. Great run byJefferson.

But a tie may not get the Wolves into a bowl game.

But first things first. To start, I'm approving a tutor for you.

But had that crucial interception in the waning moments,

But he never actually won a real battle.

But I ask you to try somethin' different and you hide behind your daddy?

But I do know that the, uh...

But I do know we need to win next year.

But I got you now, ******. I'm gonna bust your gut open and watch you die.!

But I thought we werert supposed to take any money. Ain't that a violation?

But I thought you would know that if we won next week,

But I won't.

But I'm still here, ain't I?

But if you haven't noticed, I'm still with Ray...

But the lead has changed hands three times.

But the Timberwolves will have the advantage of playing...

But this is not a football vocational school. It's an institute ofhigher learning.

But um... I need your help with something.

But with us and Joe, here,

But you feel great.

But you're going to have to get yourself another tutor because I've already been assigned.

But, um, perhaps could engineer a few blowouts, give you a little mop up time.

But, um, perhaps could engineer a few blowouts, give you a little mop up time.

By a straightforward Heisman campaign; nothing too gimmicky.

By a very tough Texas team, 13 to nothing.

By steadily improving freshman Darnell Jefferson,

Call it an oil change.

Can't find anybody.

Can't find anybody.

Can't find anybody. Gonna run it.

Carryin' you, as usual.

Certainly.!

Coach finds out your nailin' his daughter, you're gonna be playin' dorm ball, buddy.

Coach, there are rumors that you might be replaced...

Coach, this is the second year in a row you've failed to go to a bowl game.

Coach.

College level courses, wants to graduate.

Collins is gonna go to the air if the Wolves hope to get on the board before halftime.

Come back here, you little pussy.! Uuuh.!

Come here! I don't wanna hear about who started it. Save it for the field, understand?

Come here. We need to talk.

Come in, Collins.

Come in.

Come on now, let's go! Let's get it back! Get it up, come on, man!

Come on, guys, now, we got 30 minutes of football left.!

Come on, guys, we're only down ten.!

Come on, Joe.

Come on, Joe. You're not lettin' it go, man.

Come on, let him go!

Come on, let's get the fuck outta here! Get the fuck outta the way!

Come on, now, girl. You could teach me some real erudition. You know what I'm sayin' ?

Come on, try to get him up.

Come on.

Come on.

Come with me. Come with me.

Comin' at you! Come on!

Coming off two disappointing seasons, will only go as far...

Complete to Griffen at the ten yard line.

Contributes a lot of money, so he says they won't go to the press.

Controlled, modest, casual.

Could I see your I.D. Please?

Damn, Bud wouldn't like you driving his truck like this.

Damn, I know you, motherfucker. You're the one who got my baby sister pregnant.

Damn!

Damn! Fuck.

Damn. Looks like I lost some weight.

Darnell Jefferson.

Darnell, ESU We just wanna welcome you

Darnell, ESU We just wanna welcome you

Darnell, ESU We just wanna welcome you

Darnell, ESU Wejust wanna welcome you

Darnell, I don't think it's a real good idea that we see each other.

Darnell, I've reviewed your placement test...

Darnell, that is not it. My father expects me to be with somebody like Ray, all right?

Darnell, wait up.

Darnell, we went over this entire chapter last week.

Darnell, you'll be our startin' tailback. Now, not everybody can...

Darnell. Darnell.

DarnellJefferson making his first appearance at tailback.

DarnellJefferson, tailback.

Defense is gonna have to pitch shutouts now!

Defense!

DespiteJoe Kane's return, Collins gets the starting nod.

Did you feel any additional pressure this week,

Did you feel any additional pressure this week, knowing...

Did you have this boyfriend when you showed me around?

Did you think about that?

Didrt expect you home this year, Joe.

Died in prison. Some kind of heart problem.

Died on the way to the hospital.

Ding motherfuckin' dong!

Ding motherfuckin' dong!

Dixon pitches to Thigpen sweeping left.

Do you come here a lot?

Do you feel your program's in decline?

Do you think he's learned his lesson?

Doctors aren't always right.

Does this mean I can't play ball?

Don't be late!

Don't give me that high and mighty bullshit.

Don't make an idiot outta me, okay?

Don't want her thinkin' it's some kind of exclusive deal, now, do I?

Down the sideline, 20... 15...

Drive it through his guts. I don't wanna see nothin' but snot bubbles in his nose.

E S U, E S U, E S U!

E... S... U!

Eagle, zipper, hero, unless the setback shifts into the I.

Edge the Boston College Eagles today, 14 to ten.

Eee aaah!

Eight one eight.!

Eight seconds left. Last chance for Mississippi State.

Either that or you go out with me.

Either way, I want you to know that, uh...

ESU hoping to get past a tough Iowa Hawkeye's team...

ESU stayed mostly on the ground as the passing game was largely ineffective.

ESU trying to hold on without their star middle linebacker, Alvin Mack.

ESU, first and ten at the 20. Just 34 seconds remaining.

Every day I learn a new word out of the dictionary.

Everybody seems to be talkin' about it.

Excuse me. What's your name?

Fine.

Fires for Flea Ward in the end zone...

Fires for Griffen.

First we send them a packet on Joe and his achievements:

For the last one against Georgia Tech and then possibly a bowl game.

Forced out of the pocket. Mahone misses him.

Forced out of the pocket. Running right.

Forget it, ******. No chance for you there.

Four straight losses and we're out of bowl contention.

Four withdrawals and still reads at a fourth grade level.

Fourth and goal at the one.

Fourth down on the Georgia Tech 18. Four ticks left.

From there we go to Atlanta. Need to check out this defensive lineman.

Fuck you, doughboy, I can read! See that shoe? It says Adidas.

Fucker!

Fumble.! Fumble.! Fumble.!

Fumbles. Griffen recovers.

Gee whiz, Darnell!

Gentlemen...

Georgia Tech in punt formation. Here's the snap.

Georgia Tech over the ball. Thom calling signals.

Get a mop and clean that mess up.

Get off of me!

Get out there. Let's go!

Get up! Come here!

Gets away. Gonna run it himself.

Gettin' your nose in there! Atta baby, B.A.!

Getting you the ball in our thunder right.

Gimme some time back here and I'll pick 'em apart. Strong left, brown right,

Go on. Go practice your limp.

Go, Wolves, go!

Go, Wolves, go!

Go.!

Goddammit!

Goddammit! You crazy? How could you do that?

Gold 13.!

Gold 13.!

Good night.

Good pop, Lats. Stay it, buddy.

Good protection.

Good throw. It was there.

Good.

Good. Third and seven.

Got caught.

Got laid off.

Got you locked up with what you see

Gray 22!

Great catch.! Touchdown, ESU.

Green 25! Hut!

Griffen leading the blocking and... Oh.!

Griffen, the lead blocker, falls down.

Griffers goin' to medical school.

Grows thatjungle seed

Guess when you think about it, I never really had the girl.

Ha ha! You'll never be half the man your mama was! Aaah!

Hah!

Handle the transition like this, Ray.

Have you seen this? You got a D on your math test.

Havin' a chance to be somebody.

He ain't nothin' but a big, fat, pork rind eatin' lineman on the scout team.

He came here late. He's got some catchin' up to do.

He could sue us for jeopardizing his draft status.

He had a 108 yard kickoff return against Taft.

He looks like that ESU quarterback guy, Joe what's his name.

He was off in Detroit workin' in a car plant when I was born.

He'll be lookin' to do so against the Timberwolves.

He's been suspended for several weeks, so I I think he's served his time...

He's gonna bring it up.

He's He's made a mistake. Bobby here's made a mistake. And uh...

He's hurt. They're gathered around him.

He's never tested positive. If we suspend him now without any proof,

He's nothin' . He's just another gangbanger with speed.

He's on the punt return team for three years,;

Hell no, he don't wanna know about this.

Hell of a pass, man. Wish I'd seen it.

Hell of a run, rook. Hell of a fuckin' run.

Hell, everything else fades away.

Hell, I know you ain't lost that.

Hell, they even give Alvin here copies of his test in advance.

Hello, Dad? No, I was just callin' because, uh,

Here, get an aerial view.

Here's the snap. Ball is down. It's away.

Hey, 23! Don't think I don't recognize you, you poo butt motherfucker!

Hey, beer boy, gimme some peanuts.

Hey, Bud, is it true what I'm hearin' ? Joe's out four fucking weeks?

Hey, Coach, give it to me up the gut. They've been ignoring me. I can score.

Hey, Coach.

Hey, Coach.

Hey, Darnell. Did a really great job out there today.

Hey, Darnell. What are you doin' here?

Hey, don't tell me you've fallen for this guy.

Hey, genius. You all caught up on your arithmetic?

Hey, Heisman, I'm talkin' to you.

Hey, hey...

Hey, I been tryin' to call you. Where ya been?

Hey, I figure the key is to go places only white people go.

Hey, Joe, could you do us a favor and slow your drunk ass down?

Hey, Joe, that was a great throw. Way to hang in there. I'm proud of you.

Hey, Joe, you know, I was hoping you might've rolled your bike or something this summer.

Hey, Joe.

Hey, Josie, can I get a couple ofTequilas? Thanks.

Hey, nothin' I'm just kickin' it.

Hey, pay attention when I'm talkin' to you, ******!

Hey, powder puff. You're the white boy who ratted my brother out.

Hey, uh, any of the guys come down to see you?

Hey, when are we gettin' them scores back on our placement test?

Hey, you full of shit! You fumble, you try to blame me.

Hey, you let me worry about it, please?

Hey, you still seein' Louanne?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.!

Hey.! How you doin' ?

Hey... nice block, man.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. DarnellJefferson.

Hike!

Hike!

His qualifying exam, and I can't go bailin' out on him now.

Hit the tight end so hard his girlfriend dies.

Hit... and finally brought down inside the five.!

Hmm! You're amazing.

How do you and Autumn know each other? You a friend of Ray's?

How do you know what's waitin' for me?

How do you like that, baby?

How the hell is that gonna make you look?

How would that've made you feel?

How ya doin' ?

How ya doin' ?

How ya doin' ? How's Ray?

Huddle up.!

Huh! Is that what's goin' on here? We're goin' out?

Huh! So you won't consider doin' anything with me?

Hunt's got a step. He's got it. Touchdown, Michigan.!

Hut hut!

Hut hut.

Hut!

Hut!

Hut!

Hut!

Hut!

Hut!

Hut!

Hut!

Hut!

Huuuuhh!

I ain't no statistic.

I always used to wonder how a guy...

I am gonna personally test you before every game. Watch you go in the bottle.

I been studying pretty hard.

I believe you got an 87.

I can at least walk with you, can't I? Ain't no crime in that.

I can't do that. I promised him I'd help him pass...

I could deal with it if you could.

I could, uh, pull some strings to help you out here.

I couldn't think of any other sports I could beat you at.

I didn't mean to lead you on in any way, but I'm really glad you came here.

I don't get the chance to meet too many girls like you.

I don't go out with football players. They're all full of themselves.

I don't how much I'll play... or if I'll play at all, but I'd like you to be there.

I don't know a whole lot about this stuff here.

I don't know much about him.

I don't know you? How could you say that?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Detroit and Buffalo?

I don't know. I guess he doesn't like football.

I don't know. I haven't seen him since the last night I saw you.

I don't know. Your father.

I don't like you hangin' out with him. It's embarrassing.

I don't need to firm up. I'm strengthening my knee. I had orthoscopic surgery.

I don't pretend to be an expert on football, Sam,

I don't think you got it, pal! Ha Ha!

I don't wanna get away from you. What's wrong, Joe?

I don't wanna let him down.

I feel like an ink spot in a bowl of milk. Let's get outta here.

I figured if you can't keep my attention, nobody can.

I got a few loose ends to tie up but, uh...

I got one more game left this season.

I got somebody I'd like you to meet. This is Autumn Haley,

I had a little encouragement along the way.

I had you goin' , didn't I?

I have a boyfriend.

I just came by to see how your studying was coming.

I just want you to be aware of the situation.

I just... I feel like I need to go out and blow off some steam and I was...

I kinda figured that. I had some trouble on the last part.

I knew there was gonna be an article. I just didn't know it was out already.

I know he's no all star but he's good enough to give us a split over the next four games.

I know I'm not your favorite person in the world right now,

I know!

I like to go places where nobody knows me.

I mean, he's not exactly happy about all this but he doesn't want to hurt the program.

I mean, how could you be so stupid, stupid!

I mean, stuff happens.

I mean, you think I got a shot at winning this thing?

I mean, you try to block it out but it's basically impossible.

I mean, you weaken my authority with the players.

I never knew who my dad was.

I promised my Dad I'd never get on one of those.

I respectfully submit that Bobby Collins should not be given special treatment...

I said, he's gonna be all right.

I said, I'm talkin' to you, Heisman.

I saw his picture on the Wall of Fame.

I saw you on the cover of Sports Illustrated, so you're probably worst than most.

I should've got another tutor.

I suggest we let them handle it.

I talked to my dad last night.

I taught him that.

I think both Joe and the university are best served...

I think it's also instructive to look at some of the courses this young man has taken.

I think next time we'll go bowling.

I think we have a young team on the verge.

I think you're, ah, crazy for jeopardizing your scholarship...

I thought that he loved me.

I wanna know what you decided.

I want a rematch.

I was embarrassed. I cou...

I was just wondering if you'd... go share a six pack with me?

I was lookin' on this list right here and I saw your name.

I was real glad to hear she's gonna be goin' to junior college here...

I was talkin' to my advisor and he seems to think I need a tutor.

I wished I could still go bowling.

I would like to point out that Mr. Collins was still right on schedule to receive his degree.

I, uh... I had to agree... to send you to rehab.

I'd have been in real trouble if I hadrt gotten my degree. I played ball once.

I'll bail before that. 'Sides, that's what coach gets for not startin' me.

I'll be number 20, but we're indubitably gonna be number one.

I'll make this take two. Here we go, Joe.

I'll think about it. Give me a call.

I'm a Kane, Camille.

I'm concerned about our program.

I'm everything your father used to be and don't want you fallin' back into.

I'm gonna tell 'em you pulled a hamstring.

I'm good enough to tutor, to go places with but not good enough to tell your father about.

I'm never going to, um... ask you again.

I'm never gonn... I'm never gonna play again, am I?

I'm not as young as you think I am. They held me back a year, you know.

I'm not going to lead you into the fog here, Sam.

I'm not prepared to discuss your job right now.

I'm sorry about all this.

I'm sorry about all this.

I'm sorry that I, you know, that I didn't wanna...

I'm sorry, Darnell,

I'm sorry, he doesn't wish to speak to you right now.

I'm tryin' to help him out. What're you more afraid of, Ray?

I'm wonderin' why you never came to any of my games.

I've ever seen a high school player make.

I've seen a lot of shitty things in life, Autumn.

If I lose that, then I'm just another guy.

If I tried to use my influence to get you back in,

If it's about Saturday, I I'm sorry. It was just a real awkward situation.

If we don't do something to follow up...

If you don't come,

If you don't know me by now

If you don't know me, baby you will never, never never know me

If you don't reinstate Bobby or you hadrt admitted Alvin, you were taking away their futures.

If you hit the gym real hard.

If you pass at that time, you'll be able to take regular college level courses.

In order to capitalize on the momentum created by the Sports Illustrated cover,

In other words, can you vouch for his character?

In several areas.

In the friendly confines of Wolf Den Stadium.

In their last game before the return ofJoe Kane.

In thejungle Welcome to thejungle

In what... Swimming Pool Management?

Is that after 12 years, my job's in jeopardy.

Is that really possible?

Is that right, Joey? You gonna lead us to the promised land like that says?

It hit every newspaper, every wire service. The guy had to go to the hospital.

It just destroys my credibility with the university.

It looks like I'm runnin' a dirty pro... And Bobby Collins!

It looks like... Georgia Tech has the ball.

It makes you seem a little nervous, like the pressure might be getting to you.

It might've made you feel bad like maybe you could've been something more if you tried.

It was a hell of a run, man.

It was everything we expected it to be. Fine performances on both sides of the field.

It was there, wejust didn't execute.! You gotta finish your blocks. Finish 'em all.!

It's 3:00 in the morning.

It's always been a source of pride to our students and alumni.

It's around a 34 yarder.

It's broke?

It's intercepted. Intercepted by Whitney. And that should do it.

It's just a con that makes you sound stupid,

It's just him and you...

It's long enough... and it's good.

It's my placement test. I got an 89.

It's okay for me to play a game I don't know,

It's our ball, it's our ball, it's our ball, it's our ball, it's our ball.

It's the battle.

It's the only time I could get in here when the football team wasrt using it.

It's the only way I can get 'em to drop the DWI and the assault.

It's there in your eyes

It's time to sit at the head of the table.

It's to Darnell Jefferson who has blockers.

It's very pretty, Alvin.

It's what we do. It's in our blood.

It's your misfortune and none of my own

It's your misfortune now, fat boy! Take this! Eat it!

Itinerary and player profiles are in your briefcase.

Jefferson hemmed in at the sideline.

Jefferson here's gonna be carryin' this football on campus.

Jefferson now starting at tailback. Griffen at full.

Jefferson, get in there for Griffen.

Jefferson. Nice run you made on that screen pass.

Jeffersors got it.! Touchdown.! ESU wins it.!

Jesus! You think we oughta tell coach?

Jesus.

Jesus.! Get off!

Jo o o o oe!

Joe Kane accounted for two ESU touchdowns...

Joe, are you all right? You okay?

Joe, are you listening to me?

Joe, Joe, come here. Joe!

Joe, look out!

Joe, relax. Look right at me. Pay no attention to the camera, okay?

Joe, slow down!

Joe, this game is being billed as a potential Heisman shoot out.

Joe, this game is being billed as a potential Heisman shootout.

Joe, warm yourself up, you're startin' the second half.

Joe, what are you doin' ? Get off the track.

Joe, why are you thinkin' like this?

Joe!

Joe!

Joe!

Joe!

Joe! Joe! Oh, my God!

Joe's too pumped up, tryin' to win a Heisman on every damned throw.

Joe's too tentative, too cautious out there. He's flat, Sam. Maybe we...

Joey, you're our hero.

Jones has ahold ofhim.

Jungle Welcome to thejungle

Just 'cause we are the people that can find

Just because he's a football player.

Just calm it, buddy, Darnell.

Just don't do nothin' embarrassin' they can't cover you for.

Just let me get this straight. What you're trying to say here, Grant...

Just that I'm here...

Just to get me over a couple of rough spots, that's all.

Just tryin' to keep my edge.

Just waitin' for you.

Kane back to pass.

Kane back to pass.

Kane back to pass.

Kane back to pass.

Kane brings him up to the line of scrimmage.

Kane calling signals.

Kane fades again.

Kane fades back to pass.

Kane fades back.

Kane fades back... sees his man...

Kane fading to pass.

Kane gets away. Scrambles right.

Kane gets it to the four where it'll be first and goal.

Kane gets it to the four where it'll be first and goal.

Kane going for it all.

Kane is Able.

Kane looking forJefferson in the flat.

Kane on the run, fires.

Kane pitches toJefferson...

Kane, play action.

Kane... fumbles the ball.! Scrambling after it.

Kane... looks into the end zone.

Keep up the good work.

Keep you both in the lineup at the same time. So, Ray, uh...

Keeping their once fading bowl hopes very much alive.

Kick coming down to Tyler in the end zone.

Kill the quarterback.

Kinda looks like you, but not as skinny.

Knocked out ofbounds at the 20 yard line.!

Know it's... killin' him.

Knowing you'd be going head to head against Heisman rival, Tim Waymen?

L right, P 25, Tailback C.

Langdom... puts the foot to it.

Lats, watch your boots on the truck bed.

Lattimer coming from the left side... Oh.!

Lattimer had him butjust couldn't hold him...

Lattimer meets him at the goal line.

Lattimer?

Lattimer.!

Leadin' me on?

Leaping catch at the 21 as the Timberwolves are beginning to roll.

Learn to live like an animal who's noble when we play

Led by All American linebacker Alvin Mack does...

Let's forget rehab. Forget your dad.

Let's get a picture. Hey, hey...

Let's get outta here.

Let's get some pizza, let's kick it, let's just hang out.

Let's go up top. Take the team right away. Z 3 motion, let's go!

Let's go.! Let's go.!

Let's kill 'em all. Let the paramedics sort 'em out.

Let's open up the whole can of kick ass and kill 'em all.

Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for dinner. On two, ready...

Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for fuckin' dinner. Ready, break!

Let's take it to 'em, baby. We're takin' it to 'em.

Listen to this.;

Listen up, now.! It's time to call in the Wolves to piss on the fire.!

Listen, I just want you to know that I'm real sorry about this whole thing with Louanne.

Listen, I want to see you, Autumn.

Listen, man, just make sure and give your best to Miss Lily for me, all right?

Little something for ya.

Lock fades back to pass. U u u uh!

Long as you in the program, they'll get you through.

Longhorn scores.

Look at me, boy. We need ya.

Look, Darnell, I'm really sorry.

Look, I don't wish to be cast in a pejorative light.

Look, I thought you wanted to learn. But if all you wanna do is fake your way through,

Look, I told you. During the season, no unnecessary risks.

Look, I'm gettin' a little sick of that asshole, Autumn.

Looking down field... Ward has a step on his man.!

Looking for the sideline Whoa.! A great block by Gibson.

Looking forJefferson.

Looking in the flat for Ward... The ball is tipped,

Looking into the end zone forJefferson. Fires on the run.

Looks downfield forJefferson.

Looks likeJoe's comin' around. He should be ready for Saturday.

Losin' your girl or your position?

Loved you? Loved you? This guy loves anything that wears a skirt!

Mack chasing the play.

Make sure you mean it, all right?

Make sure you tell Lattimer that the NCAA will be testing on Saturday.

Make you think about a lot of things you can't do nothin' about.

Maximize our speed.

Maybe I didn't wanna make you nervous.

Maybe I didn't wanna see you get all excited, all pumped up with pride, when I knew one day...

Maybe not with a degree, but they're gonna keep you eligible.

Maybe you better think a little bit more about what you're in danger of losing.

Me too.

Mendacious, pejorative, antithetical, commensurate...

Merry Christmas, Dad.

Merry Christmas, Mama.

Michigan game is on TV tomorrow and I thought you might wanna watch it.

Michigan up by four, 24 20.

Michigan, they're set.

Michigars been down to see him twice.

Mr. Big time quarterback.

Much obliged, Joe.

My dad could never afford to send me here.

My dad took me skating once when I was little.

My dad, my uncles, my brothers. We all drink and sooner or later, we all fuck up.

My dad's never seen me play.

My God, Lats, you put on some weight, huh?

My helmet to remind me that college was more important than football.

My mom died when I was young.

Na na na na na na Please, please

Nah, you were good for your first time.

Never let it out of your sight. Hey, boys, listen!

Newspapers, football writers, sports anchors.

Next time we get it, we take control. Jefferson.!

Next year we dominate.!

Next year, the Heisman, huh?

Next year... Next year we sell out.

Nice form, Jefferson.

Nice game for the freshman who had a little bit of fumble itis in fall practice.

Nice shot.!

Nice throw.

No matter how big a prospect you are.

No place to go, reverses his field. Comes back left.

No problem.

No problem. Don't strain yourself.

No stick, baby. You ain't got nothin' for me. Hit me harder than that. Come with it, baby.

No, fine. Well then uh... I hope you feel better.

No, I just never went out with a jock before.

No, it means you're going to have to take some remedial courses.

No, it wasrt awkward, Autumn, it was educational. I realize how you see me now.

No, no, no. Keep that index finger on the ball. On the ball, all right?

No, no.

No, you did not have me goin' ! Why would you make up something like that?

No!

No.

No.

No.

No. Actually...

No. You know, not everybody who plays tennis grew up in a country club, Joe.

Nobody seemed to mind when I was layin' people out.

Nobody's ever gonna see that boy graduate.

Nobody's talking about letting the young woman who took the test back in.

Nope. We're roundin' dogies into the end zone and the trail runs right over your ass.

Not everybody can play football.

Not everybody has your ability, Alvin. You do what you have to do to play.

Not in a study hall; not like your student.

Not in the middle of a Heisman campaign.

Not that they would be here anyway.

Now and then. Why?

Now for the starting lineup for the ESU Timberwolves.

Now let's get our fuckin' shit together and kick some fuckin' ass!

Now you go out there and you play like I know you can.

Now,

Now, cheatin' s bad.

Now, Darnell, you have the potential to start for us as a freshman.

Now, George Washington won a few skirmishes,

Now, go clean out your locker.

Now, here we have a student athlete who's taking...

Now, I just can't clean this stuff up.

Now, I've asked some of my veterans here to start.

Now, that was a hell of a run you just made.

Now, the rest of you guys,

Now, using the things we worked on yesterday, I want you to write...

Now, we've got a 9 a. m. Tomorrow with that uh... big linebacker from Park High.

Now, you gotta make it all the way around at least once, girl.

Odds makers have installed Michigan as a three point favorite,

Of all people, Bobby Collins! Why?

Offense, offense, let's go.!

Oh, Collins.

Oh, God, Joe.! No.!

Oh, I'd be lyin' if I said I didn't, um...

Oh, Mr. Heisman?

Oh, my, this does not look good.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's fucking... I'm gonna be a fucking joke!

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna lead.

Oh, yeah, well, uh...

Oh, yeah? What's that?

Oh, yeah. Um... yes. Um...

Oh.

Oh... yeah.

Okay, defense, let's get even.

Okay, let's review the chapter I read you yesterday.

Okay, listen up.

Okay, offense, tough break.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. But that's even more of a reason for you to be my tutor.

Okay. We go slow. No cowboy stuff.

Old pompous ass. I'd like to take his...

On the count of you, my brother's dating his cell mate. I'm gonna make you pay!

On to the bowl! Yeah! All right!

On your left! On your left!

One at a time. Go ahead, Rhoda.

One night she stopped at a grocery store to get me some root beer.

Oooh, fumble.

Oooh.! He's leveled by Morgan.

Oooh.! Hit and sacked.

Other than football.

Out ofbounds stopping the clock with seven seconds.

Pass toJefferson up the middle. Out to the 35 , 36 yard line.

Pick that up. Pick it up!

Picks it up.

Place at the table! Woo oo oo!

Place at the table! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Play Ball!

Please!

Plus an American history survey course.

Plus, I saw this on Rocky, you know.

Plus, it's a good thing for the program.

Pretending to be smart is not the same thing as being educated.

Pretty little funky thang bouncy little play by play

Pretty little funky thang nothin' like I ever I seen

Pretty little funky thang nothin' like I ever I seen

Publicizes the school, gives a boost to recruiting...

Pugh goes right by him.

Put your helmets in their belly!

Ray Griffen, starting tailback.

Ray, come here. Jefferson, in this series.

Ready to go with the second half now. Wolves trailing ten nothing.

Ready, break!

Ready, break.

Ready?

Red 21!

Red 21! Hut!

Rehab?

Remind me to take her out sometime! Ha ha!

Return this ball to me, you'll wish you were never born.

Return to your seats, gentlemen, this is unacceptable behavior.!

Right there, 23, 23. Yeah!

Right there. Right there!

Right, right.

Rookies, you pay attention. This is what I expect out of you. Alvin, you ready?

Runnin' low on brew.

Say I can say...

See ya.

See ya. Closing time, baby.

See, ah, we got you now, so, ah...

See, I always knew you guys couldn't write but I thought at least you could count.

See, the guys, they...

Sells 'em for 100 bucks a pop to people in his class.

Sent him tojail. Kept that fuckin' money though, huh? Left the blood to do the time.

Set!

Set!

Set!

Set! Blue 80! Blue 80! Hike!

Setting up the screen.

She got caught in gang cross fire.

She likes that light skinned respectable shit.

She was usually workin' two jobs.

Shit, I bust chops too. You don't see me all fucked up!

Shit, Lattimer's an animal all of a sudden. He's gotta be on somethin'

Shit, oughta be payin' us anyway.

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit.! Punk ass Griffen.!

Shit.! We do all the work and you get all the pub.

Shot three times.

Shut up, man. You know I never knew your mother.

Shut up, snowflake! You think you're on Star Search?

Shut up.

Since you know him better than anyone else in this room...

So are you hurt or are you injured?

So I'd like each of you to talk about what you like best about football,

So let's see what the Wolves come up with here as time continues to tick away.

So many?

So much for team unity, huh?

So the real question is his character.

So the Wolves, despite a sputtering offense,

So the Wolves'defense has held after the fumble...

So there you have it, folks. Joe Kane remains unfazed...

So we'll see what Kane does here...

So what, are you firmin' up, or what?

So you miss... You miss four games. You come back in time...

So you take your money where you can get it.

So, as of now, you are no longer a member of this university or its football team.

So, I have some sympathy for this young man. But I never cheated.

So, uh, you wanna go out for a beer or something after you're done?

So, what are you doin' here?

So, what are you gonna do to address this need?

So, where you wanna go?

So, you're a full ticket jock, just like me?

Some other sport. I took my beatings. You owe me one, right?

Somebody help me! Help me! Aaah!

Someplace that nobody'll see us.

Sometimes I just feel like I'm waiting for my turn.

Sorry. I lost my ball.

Sounded more interesting than the truth.

Specifically, Math 0, English 0,

Squeaks by the North Carolina Tar Heels today, 14 13,

Stay black, bro!

Stayin' in hotels the night before the games.

Steroids? How come you always think my guys are the ones juicin' , anyway?

Still havin' dinner with us tonight?

Still, don't know, man. Promised the Rev I'd get a degree.

Stop!

Stop!

Stops Garrett for a two yard loss.

Stretcher!

Sure... Yes.

Sweeping thunder right.

Taft.

Tag it and you leave

Take care, all of you.

Take it easy, Darnell. You are putting me in a very awkward situation here.

Takin' the doped urine out of your bladder and puttin' clean back in.

Tell him I said hello.

Ten... touchdown, Georgia Tech.

Thank you, Darnell. This is fun. Well, sort of fun.

Thank you, son.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot. I got somethin' for you.

Thanks for everything you did for me.

Thanks for everything you did for me.

Thanks for everything.

Thanks for the game, Heisman. You took it real well.

Thanks.

Thanks. Good night.

That 108 yard kickoff return you made against Taft?

That Sports Illustrated cover, it's gonna look like we don't believe in our peers.

That was probably one of the greatest runs...

That you can lose yourself in it.

That'll do it from here as ESU was blanked this afternoon...

That's a good idea. If you'll excuse me, I gotta get goin' .

That's enough of the outs. Let's run some deeper digs.

That's good, 'cause ain't none of that true.

That's good. Then get up.

That's what you think? That I'm with you for the money?

That's why all my players are smarter than me.

That's why I know when I see something good.

The alumni and the legislature are unappy...

The Bulldogs have won the toss, so the T wolves will be kicking off.

The doctor is coming out. We can only hope this is not serious.

The edge in the much ballyhooed battle of the quarterbacks would probably have to go...

The Georgia Tech Yellowjackets jump out on top, three to nothing.

The girl's father's a big booster,

The goin' to war with the other guys.

The keys.

The man is back! Lattimer's back!

The NC double assholes won't let us havejobs,

The NCAA has a testing program for this kind of thing.

The placement test again at the end of the quarter.

The radios, the newspapers and all the interviews, you know?

The size of your first contract, everything.

The thing that I'm most proud of myself for...

The two boys they recruited before you are washing cars now.

The Wolves are gonna have to find some offense in a hurry here.

The Wolves defense led by Alvin Mack kept 'em in it but turnovers led to both...

The, uh...

Their defense has been keeping them in it.

Then he gains 35 pounds of rip in one summer...

Then I'll pick you up tonight at 6:00.

Then there's the TV, always tryin' to get some sort of hype goin' .

Then we update it each week with a postcard. Heisman voters hate opening envelopes.

Then we'd get the shit kicked out of us.

Then what? Then what would I be?

Then you got your whole senior year.

Then you're gonna have to find yourself another tutor and waste her time.

There are a lot of people on the bubble.

There goes my cover of the media, guys.

There is one thing that I might consider doing with you.

There wasrt nothin' . There wasrt nothin' !

There's no time to think or to worry.

There's ten guys out there waiting for you. It's your family now.

Therefore, members of the board,

They called.

They got that right.

They look to me 'cause they think I'll do anything.

They unstack 'em and... ESU has got it.!

They're bringing the stretcher out.

They've gotta score here if they wanna get back in this game.

They've had trouble scoring with Bobby Collins at the helm.

Thigpen bulls his way into the end zone.

Think how good it would have been for us if you still had the ball.

Think you're a bad ass, huh? You think my girl's hot for you?

Third and one. The Wolves have to stop them on this play if they're gonna get the ball back.

Third down and eight, ESU at the Michigan 20.

This game is nationally televised, so most Heisman voters will be watching.

This guy's kinda funny.

This is a football. I want you to carry this with you always.

This is a plane ticket,

This is Bud Lite Kaminski, DarnellJefferson.

This is it: Wolf Den Stadium.

This is more like hidin' out.

This is my program and I'll decide who plays.

This is one of those rookie things, right?

This is the first time I lost a game and a girl on the same fuckin' day, man.

This is what the rest of the seasors gonna look like.

This is what you guys been workin' for. I need 60 minutes.

This isn't even a real road.

This kid could be the game breaker we're looking for.

This little rat bastard.! Now you're both expelled.

This performance today, two touchdown passes, another you ran in.

This way.!

This'll be a tough decision for Winters.

Though the real test will come in four weeks...

Three games. Why so many?

Three weeks to kick these 'roids 'cause when you come back it's not gonna be any NCAA crap.

Throws to... Jefferson on the sideline. He's got it...

Tickets are in your bag.

Tickets are in your bag. Player profiles, itinerary, they're in the briefcase.

Tim he could go all the Waymen.

Time for two plays. All right, end zone's not open, you take the sideline.

To achieving on a level more commensurate with my abilities.

To do somethin' that people look up to you for.

To Michigars Tim Waymen.

To see a kid do a damn chemistry experiment?

Tonight was a tough loss, but it wasrt a nosedive.

Too bad we ain't allowed to hit you in practice.

Too high, big boy. So long, sucker.

Touchdown, ESU.! What a run by Kane.

Touchdown, Iowa.

Touchdown, Timberwolves.!

Tried of watchin' you guys play, so I spent my summer in the gym. I intend to start this year.

Tried to rob a liquor store to get us some money.

Trips right, motion Z 3.

Tucks the ball. 20...

Turns, hands to Thigpen straight ahead off right tackle.

Tutor? I don't need no tutor.

Twelve seconds left. Iowa driving for the winning touchdown.

Twenty five seconds left in the half.

Twenty one minutes remaining in math section two.

Twenty one minutes.

Two so so seasons is having a damaging effect on our fund raising,

Uh, regular students don't come back for another two weeks, so, ah...

Uh, that could've been ugly.

Uh, yeah. Now and then, you know, when the tide rises.

Uh, yes I can.

Uh...

Uh...

Uhh.

Under throws it badly.

Uuh!

Uuh!

Uuh!

Uuh!

Uuh! Uh Uuh! Aah!

Very nice game.

Waah I'm gonna watch you bleed

Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up!

Wait. I think we better get back downstairs.

Wanna hold this for me? I'll meet you outside.

Want me to write about that?

Wanting love is all that I see

We begin with Sports Illustrated cover boyJoe Kane of ESU,

We can get it back. Now, come on, let's jack it up!

We can see Steve Lattimer down on the bench weeping tears of joy...

We don't have to go paradin' . We can go someplace different;

We gave him a second chance. Since, he's had five incompletes,

We got everything you want How do we know

We need ya.

We risk a definite NCAA investigation.

We talked about you.

We'd still be conference champs and go to a major bowl.

We'll be goin' to a major bowl next year.

We're about to win!

We're goin' to a bowl, baby! Yeah!

We're goin' to a bowl! We're goin' to a bowl, baby!

We're gonna ring that championship bell!

We're in the bowl, baby!

We're just a bunch of drunks and fuck ups!

We're moving you over to fullback.

We're not doctors.

We're still gonna have to suspend the boy.

We're the lucky ones.

We're told Joe Kane will be starting at quarterback.

We've compiled a mailing list of around 1,300 opinion makers:

We've had a few key players out. We lost another great one tonight.

We've held these guys up long enough now.

Welcome to thejungle we got fun and games

Welcome to thejungle won't you pass here every day

Welcome, everybody, to the Wolf Den...

Well,

Well, actually, this isn't my first time.

Well, can't you go over toJackie B's and watch it with Jerry?

Well, education is the first priority of our program.

Well, ESU on the strength of a 62 yard touchdown run...

Well, here's your room. Just let us know if you need anything.

Well, I really don't know about that. That's up to you guys.

Well, if you're hurt, you can still play. If you're injured, you can't.

Well, it looks like this will all blow over.

Well, it's been billed as a Heisman Trophy shoot out. And it's been all of that.

Well, it's not exactly a campus favorite.

Well, maybe you can write about your mother.

Well, no such luck, backup man.

Well, stop wastin' my time talkin' to you guys, for one thing.

Well, the great thing about football is, uh,

Well, then, maybe just this once, you can write about football.

Well, to a couple of real college heroes, huh?

Well, to a couple of real college heroes, huh?

Well, to tell you the truth, Lynn, I hadrt really thought about it.

Well, uh...

Well, um, it didn't seem to bother you then.

Well, you owe me a dinner. But you're takin' it real well.

Well, you're not playing much now, are you? Shit!

Well... I told him that we'd gone out.

Wha...?

Whaddya...

What am I supposed to do, sit around and wait until he kills somebody?

What are ya, one of those trust fund princesses?

What are you doin' here?

What are you gonna give as a reason?

What do I have to be worried about? I'm a Heisman candidate, remember?

What do you mean?

What do you think, ******? You gonna be on the Supreme Court?

What do you think? Come on.

What in the hell is that supposed to mean?

What is that you're trying to say?

What kind of a thing is that to do to somebody? It's not funny.

What the fuck is...

What the hell difference does it make? They'll grease him through no matter what he does.

What the hell's goin' on? It's mine!

What you worried about, boy? You haven't lost your startin' job just yet.

What you're saying is true, but I don't think it's the message you want to send.

What, I'm not good enough for you all of a sudden? I'm too young, that's it.

What, you got nothin' better to do than look at my girl?

What'd you do, fall out of your convertible?

What'd you say?

What're you tryin' to do, make a highlight reel, huh? That man left you huggin' air!

What's goin' on, Joe?

What's in my life besides football?

What's this, they throw you out?

What's up, Autumn?

What's up?

Whatcha doin' here? I thought the students hadrt come back for two weeks.

Whatcha find?

Whatever you may need

When I hurt my knee I was afraid I was gonna lose my scholarship.

When I turn pro, I'm gonna get you the house to go with it.

When I was 12, my mother took a vacation in Chicago and never came back.

When I was 12, my mother took a vacation in Chicago and never came back.

When you're passing by

Whenever we're together, honey

Where do you think this puts you in the Heisman race?

Where the ESU Timberwolves, led by Heisman Trophy candidate Joe Kane, open their season...

Where the hell is Douglas Quad?

Where you been, huh?

Where's Kane? Where's Joe Kane?

Where's that wild man that used to take charge of this team?

Which two city states fought in the Punic Wars?

Who cares? I flunked three times before I got in.

Who led his team to an impressive victory this afternoon.

Who's supposed to be such a great athlete was skatin' so bad.

Whoa.! What a great block by Griffen. Jefferson driving for the end zone.

Whole fuckin' season down the drain.!

Why am I even considering this? It's crazy.

Why do your teams seem to nosedive at the end of the last couple seasons?

Why not?

Why, is this too low rent for you?

Will you stop using those big words? It makes you sound ridiculous.

With a 28 to 20 win over the Mississippi State Bulldogs.

With a ten nothing lead.

Wolves in the I with a new look.

Wolves moving left to right on your radio dial.

Woo oo, yeah!

Woo, hey, ESU Wejust wanna welcome you

Woo! Yeah!

Woo.!

Wooo! All right! Yeah!

Wooo! Wooo!

Wort you come along

Wort you come along

Would a regular student get a reinstatement hearing if they'd been caught cheating?

Would you like to respond?

Would you look at him? Look.!

Yea!

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, baby!

Yeah, baby! Starting defense! Woo!

Yeah, baby! Yeah, baby!

Yeah, but don't I have to get dumber then too?

Yeah, Coach?

Yeah, his head's just not back into it.

Yeah, I had my knee scoped once too.

Yeah, I know. That's why they recruited me.

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, Joe.

Yeah, merry fuckin' Christmas.

Yeah, or I might've done real good.

Yeah, well, if it wasrt for the football team,

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, I thought we had 'em.

Yeah, yeah. You only gained, uh, 37 yards on 12 carries.

Yeah, you're the little bastard.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Aha ha! Woo!

Yeah! Woo!

Yeah! Yeah! Woo!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Actually, the scream was even better than I thought.

Yeah. Are you disappointed?

Yeah. Bye.

Yeah. That's okay, Dad.

Yes, but I'm more concerned with Darnell's education.

Yes, but I'm more concerned with Darnell's education.

Yes, hon!

Yes, sir.

Yes!

Yes! Yeah! Starting defense!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes, sir.

Yippee ki yi yo Git along little dogies

Yippee ki yi yo Git along little dogies

Yo, Alvin.

Yo, I'm a much bigger prospect that Scott Sherman.

Yo, my man. Can you tell me where Gaines Hall is at?

Yo, thanks for showing me around the campus.

You all right now?

You all right?

You are the only one these guys are gonna follow.

You asked me out here like you wanted to talk about somethin' , but you're not sayin' anything.

You can have anything you want

You cannot live on no $500 a month scholarship money.

You could be an All American by your sophomore year.

You could write about your dad.

You couldn't even talk to me.

You cut out that necktie tackle crap.

You didn't think I was gonna find ya, did ya?

You don't even know me.

You don't have to be like them. You can give all that up.

You get any bigger, you can play offense.

You get outta here before I knock the piss outta you!

You go to trial, I'll lose you for a whole year.

You got a lot of class. Real efficacious.

You got just about every dog in hearing distance wantin' to mate with you.

You got me? We're gonna ring the bell!

You gotta be kiddin' me.

You gotta squeeze the ball.! You gotta put it away.

You have a phone call. A Camille Schaeffer?

You hear me, powder puff? I'm gonna make you my cell mate.

You in there, buddy.

You just can't take a hit, punk.

You just taught me somethin' .

You just wanted to scare me. Are you happy now?

You know how many athletes have gone to rehab?

You know what?

You know, it deserves a lifelong sentence.

You know, maybe you're right. Maybe I don't know you.

You know, nothing serious, just enough to keep you out for the season.

You know, you got his eyes. Luckily, you didn't get his thighs.

You know... how football players are about hospitals and injuries.

You look like the package of pulchritudinous, girl. Let's get together later tonight.

You lookin' at my girl?

You lucky, chump. Catch you slippin'

You make the best of this, Joe.

You might've tried too hard and screwed up.

You missed that block on purpose.

You only know the guy who's supposed to be makin' millions in the pros.

You play that second half the way you did the first,

You really think this is won'th it?

You still need a deep threat or a breakaway back to go with Joe Kane.

You suitin' up today? All right!

You sure you feel okay?

You take this helmet and you put it right in his numbers, okay?

You think you're up to it?

You took someone else's test? Damn it, Louanne.!

You will never, never never know me

You won't get college credit for them, but they will help you prepare to take...

You wouldn't have all this nice equipment to use.

You? You just a ghetto toy.

You'd still beJoe.

You'll get about $500 or $600 once you start, dependin' on how you play.

You're a dead man.!

You're gonna be okay, Alvin. The doctor's gonna take a look at you. Just relax.

You're havin' a great year. You've got millions of dollars waitin' for you in the pros.

You're lucky I didn't suspend you for the whole season.

You're not goin' anywhere!

You're nothin' but another pussy.

You're right, Darnell. I don't think anybody would find us here. Ha!

You're still with this ******? You won't gimme no play?

You're the best damn defensive player I ever coached.

You're the man, Joe.

You're welcome. Hope I can see you in the fall.

You've embarrassed the school,; you've embarrassed me,;

You've got a 9:00 tomorrow morning in Philly with this kid,

Your strength. Your courage.

1.;11 and counting.

2.;05 left in the game. Wolves up, 28 20.

4.;29 to go and it's been a great one,;

5.;51 to go, Georgia Tech up ten to nothing.

15... ten.

17 seconds to go. No time outs for ESU.

60 minutes, no prisoners, no mercy. Nothing but snot bubbles, snot bubbles!

60 pass, on three. Ready, break!

287! 287! Hut!

A rematch? Yeah, that's right.

A white girl. A white girl?

Aaah! Come here!

Aaah! Pressure from the backside.

All right now, baby, all right. Sixty minutes, balls out. Yeah!

All right. Come on, baby. Come on.

All this shit is over Autumn. Fuck Autumn and fuck you!

Am I goin' too fast for ya? What?

and an attitude to go with it? Gentlemen,

and deserves a second chance. Like Alvin Mack?

and I gotta do some celebratin' . Fuck you.!

Another block, you might have scored. We'll get 'em next year.

Are you serious? Does it look like I'm serious?

Are you too good to talk to me? Yeah, but I'm not too good to tear a hole in your townie ass.

Arrgh! Uuh!

Aw, come on, don't punk out behind that mask now.

Blue 80! Hut! Watch the blitz.

Blue 80.! Hut.! Havin' our own dorm.

Brought down at the 22 yard line by Powell and Ellswon'th.

Bud won't care. He doesn't know I have it.

Can I have this one? Hey, I don't think so.

Coach wants? L right, 28 pitch.

Coach Winters wouldn't do that. Yes, he would.!

Collins fades back to pass. Don't throw the flat!

Collins pitches toJefferson sweeping on thunder right. 46, 46!

Come on let's go. Let's do it, now. Let's take it to 'em now.

Come on! Cool.

Come on. Come on, Joe, let's go.

Come on. Yeah! Lights out, baby!

Congratulations. Thank you.

Daddy, you remember Darnell. Sure I do. Great catch, Darnell. Great catch.

Darnell, I didn't say that. You don't have to say that, Autumn.

Darnell... Look, you was right from jump.

Did Wilson say that? No, no, the pressure's coming from the alumni.

Dixon calling signals. Yellow nine.!

Do you understand me! Yes, sir.

ESU in a eight man line looking for the run on third and short. Ready!

ESU wins it.! Yeah!

Fine. Good.

For what? I caught him with another girl.

Four three stack. Ready, break! Yeah, yeah!

Fumble.! No! It's mine! It's mine!

Gained about 35 pounds. Shee!

Get off of me! Lat, goddammit, chill!

Get off of me! What the fuck are you thinkin' ?

Get to keep the car, got the house for another week!

Go! Go win it! Yeah!

Go.! Go.! Go.! Set.!

Goddamn, the lead dog is back. How's it goin' ?

Goddamn! I've done that 100 times before.

Good to be back. What's up, brother? Next game we blow some people up.

Good, I'm happy for you. Hey.

Hands off to Garrett. Aaa aargh!

He almost takes Lock's head off. Looks like you lost your bonnet, baby!

He said that, the father? Yeah.

He was behind, he needed help. I'm sorry, I just... Sorry?

He wouldn't understand us. Why?

He's gonna be all right. He's gonna get his feel back. But we can't afford to...

Heard about your little set to. They had it on the news here. Yeah.

Hell no! You know me. Chshh! Right!

Hell yeah! Hell yeah! All right!

Hello? Hi, it's Joe Kane.

Hey, Bud? Uh huh?

Hey, dog, have you seen this? Oh, my God!

Hey, hey, hey! I'll fuckin' kill your ass!

Hey, hey! Come on! You want some of this? Come on!

Hey, man, good to see ya. How you doin' ? What's up? All right.

Hey, man, good to see you again. Welcome to ESU. Glad to be here, man.

Hey, Mary. Hey, Joe!

Hey, Ray. Hey, Mr. Haley. Good to see you.

Hey, Ray. Where you been?

Hey, you got a problem, buddy? Ray, just one, okay?

Hey, your pops used to play ball for ESU, didn't he? Yeah. How'd you know?

Hey! Easy.

Hey! This big enough for you, baby? Hell, yeah, I'm with it!

Hi, Darnell. How you doin' ?

Hi! Hey, Joe.

Hit squad is in the house! Yeah, it's party time, baby!

Hold it, hold it! Sharon, what're you doing?

How come you never ask me about my arm? You have an arm?

How ya doin' , Dad? Joe.

How ya doin' , man? Hey, Joe. How ya doin' ?

How you doin' ? Good.

How you doin' ? Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

How you feelin' ? I feel all right.

How'd I do? That was a real good date, Joe.

How's he doin' ? Fine.

How's the head? Fine.

Hut! You were tryin' to steal her fuckin' car, you cocksucker!

Huuh! Aah!

I asked Coach Winters to look it up for me. I'll kill him.

I came back early to see a friend. That's cool.

I can't tonight. What about tomorrow night then?

I don't hang out with him. I tutor him. Then have him get another tutor.

I don't know why you're with me! Fuck you!

I don't know. Which one is she? Wise guy, huh?

I don't think he's ready for all this hype. Little late to worry now.

I got it, man! I got it, I got it!

I just can't! I don't want you to. I'll get in someplace.

I tutor Darnell. Oh, really.

I want to be taken seriously. Darnell, I do take you seriously.

I wouldn't miss it. That was a tough loss today, man.

I'm in a hurry. I can keep up. I run the 40 in 4.3.

I'm willing to overlook it now. I was mad at him then.

I've been busy. Hey.

If you don't know me by now Hmm!

if you fail to get to a bowl game again next year. Hey, Joe.

in its first test of the season. Yeah! All right!

In what? In math and English.

Is he all right, Doc? You ready to go? Yup.

it'd all come crashing down... just like it did. Yeah.

It's a great opportunity. And all you gotta do is back it up on the field.

It's a little late to be workin' out, isn't it?

It's all right, Alvin. Hang in there. Oh, shit!

It's at the end of Douglas Quad. Thanks a lot, yo.

It's great to see you. What's up? Good to have you back.

It's me, Darnell! Hey, Darnell.

It's nice to meet you. The pleasure's all mine.

It's pathetic. Alvin.

Jefferson, are you injured or are you hurt? What does that mean?

Jefferson... settles under it. Show time, baby.

Joe? We got a present for you. Oh, no.

Just another wormshit freshman, man. Oh, I see how it goes.

Just lettin' off some steam. Why do you do this crazy shit?

Just thinkin' about things. That's what the damn rehab will do.;

Kill everybody. There you go.

Leslie, we're just gettin' to know each other. No, I I I better...

Let me talk to you for a second. Thanks again.

Let the paramedics sort 'em out. Yeah. Right.

Let's head out. Hey, I got a question for you, man.

Lock pitches to Tyler, sweeping left. Say your prayers!

Mack cuts 'im off. Aw, shit!

Mack on the blitz. Uuuh!

Mack pursues inside. Aaa aaah!

Mm hmm. What, you mean he owned a chain of these?

My father owned a place like this. Your father?

Never with anybody on the back, but it was fun, wasrt it?

Nice to meet you, sir. Nice to meet you, Darnell.

No, you won't You scare me, Joe.

No! No! No! What were you doin' ?

Now we'll see how the ESU defense,

Oakie, thunder, lion. What's your assignment?

Oh, no, this is fine. Good. Let's get it!

Oh.! Tyler crunched by Lattimer.

Okay. Okay, thank you.

Okay. You ready?

On four. Ready? Break!

Oooh! Eee uuh!

Pass! Pass! Waymers goin' for it all.

Period. Yup, yup.

Play is over.! 'Scuze me. My dogies just reached the end zone...

Played a hell of a game, son. Proud of you. Thank you.

Probably. Let me tell you somethin' , take off your pads,

Question is, can you boys follow? Ooh ooh ooh.!

Razor, bear claw, stinger. Ready... Break!

Ready for tomorrow? Hope so.

S Sorry. Let's get back to the business at hand.;

Set! Kane sets 'em down.

Set.! Hangin' together.

Set.! They shift to the I formation.

She says she's your girlfriend? I don't want to talk to her right now.

Slot right. Set!

So far it's the only test! Shh.!

So what? So you go and smile at him. I wasrt really...

Starts right. Bring it to me.

Still, he won the war... Shit!

Thank you, Coach. Don't thank me. You got three weeks.

that you'd be going head to head with Heisman rival, Tim Waymen? Set! Hike!

That's DarnellJefferson. Bobby, Lat. Hello.

That's not it. What is it then?

The one who choked his ass off today. I'm really not in the mood.

Then why you smilin' at him? I don't know.

Thigpen cuts back. Oooh!

Thirty minutes.! The second half is ours.! Yo, motherfucker!

This is our house now! Steve, that was a great clutch throw under pressure.

This must your father. Yeah, this is my dad, Lou Haley.

to the line of scrimmage. Come on Wolves!

Tries to cut back. Now you're mine!

Wanting love is all that I feel

Way to go, baby! Yeah, sugar, we did it.

Way to hold onto that pigskin. Thank you.

We are gonna get it done today.

We gotta get Bobby Collins back. Wait a minute.

We're goin' on that? Yeah, I thought we might take a little ride.

We're gonna ring the bell today.!

Welcome to college. Ha ha!

What sign? Let's go.

What was the name of that high school again? Taft.

What? You're the guy who shot my mother, aren't you?

What's he sayin' now? With Joe out, everything could be up for grabs again.

What's that? What happened to the band and the dancin' honeys...

What's up, Autumn? Hey, Darnell.

Why don't you fix this like you fix everything else? No, I can't.

Why don't you stick the bow tie up your ass? Gentlemen, please.

Wilsors not gonna stand in the way though. Yeah, well, forget it.

Woo ha he! Hey, Autumn.

Wort be here next year. Yeah, well, we won't rent your place on the couch.

Would you like to respond, Coach Winters? What's that, sir?

Yeah, just got a little headache. Let's go! Let's get 'em.

Yeah, maybe you'll get your shot in the pro's, huh? Uh hoo! Damn!

Yeah! Comin' to get ya, field boy!

Yeah! That's it, Flea! It's on the money, right there!

Yeah. He probably just got the wind knocked out of him.

Yeah. Shit.

Yeah. You didn't have anything to do with that, did ya?

Yeah. You sure?

Yes, sir. All right, this is Mississippi State's offensive set.

Yes! Yes! Hold on!

Yo, some guy just gave me $50, man. Don't worry.

Yo! He's covered.

You all right? Sit him up.

You better start strengthenin' your wrist. Huh!

You could've killed us! Woo!

You didn't come up here to stop. What are you doing?

You get any throwing done in there? Nah, all they got is Ping Pong.

You got that? Yes, sir.

You got that? Yes, sir.

You know that guy? Not really.

You must be one badass motherfucker.! Like you didn't know!

You never learn, do you, Collins? Heh! See you boys.

You ready? Come on, baby, come on.

You should've got away from me while you still had the chance.

You're lookin' pretty good. Yeah.

You're one of the best players in the country. He's just not into it.

'Cause he doesn't need football, I do. 'Cause he's class and I'm not, right?

'Cause he's a good student, I'm not. 'Cause he acts right, I don't.

'Cause if you did, you wouldn't be with me.

'Course he, ah, still gotta have somebody read 'em to 'im!

'Scuze me, son, but we're gonna be needin' that football for another couple of minutes.

60 minutes of mean! You got it, Coach.