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The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

The Amazing Spider-Man is a thrilling 2012 superhero film directed by Marc Webb. This action-packed blockbuster takes audiences on a captivating journey into the life of Peter Parker, a high school student grappling with his newfound abilities as Spider-Man. Andrew Garfield delivers a stellar performance as the web-slinging hero, perfectly embodying both the vulnerability and the wit that define this iconic character.

Emma Stone shines as the intelligent and tenacious Gwen Stacy, Peter's love interest, showcasing incredible chemistry with Garfield on-screen. The talented supporting cast includes Rhys Ifans as the brilliant but troubled Dr. Curt Connors, Denis Leary as Gwen's father and the city's police captain, and Martin Sheen and Sally Field as Peter's loving but weary Uncle Ben and Aunt May.

The soundtrack of The Amazing Spider-Man is just as stunning as the film itself. From its exhilarating score to its collection of memorable songs, the music captures the spirit of Spidey's adventures like never before. Fans of the film can play and download these incredible sounds right here, immersing themselves in the world of the friendly neighborhood superhero.

A little faster, okay, bud?
A penny anytime, you have to spend 10 dollars
Aah.
Aah. Help! Hey, look.
Aah. Unh!
About 15 years late.
Aerosolized antidote was launched from
Afraid I have to ask you to leave. I have a new project
Ahem. In the future, if you're gonna steal cars,
All efforts to stop him have failed
All right, give me the badge.
All right, good. Sounds good.
All right, guys? I'm gonna take you to the bioreactor room now.
All right, how about this?
All right, okay.
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Okay, one, two, three.
All the power you feel.
All will be fine. BOY: Come on!
Also, my father is under the impression
Am I correct?
And chemical technologies. The future lies within.
And every day, for as long as I can remember,
And everything changed.
And fattening.
And for that, I'm truly sorry.
And guess who sold it to him.
And he is now proceeding north on 7th Avenue. Over.
And he's put a badge on his chest
And head intern to Dr. Connors.
And I knew without him, I...
And I know we don't talk much about them.
And I'm hungry.
And I'm sorry about that.
And I'm sorry about that.
And if anyone's destined for greatness, it's you, son.
And know that wherever they take you,
And strapped a gun to his hip.
And thank you.
And that?
And then your father bred the spiders
And this is to be expected. Expected?
And transfer it into our host subject:
And your daughter's there right now.
And your family.
Another dead end.
Antidote complete.
Anyone care to venture a guess just how?
Anyone has a problem
Apparently, some sort of
Are on it. We'll see what they turn up.
Are suspects with serious rap sheets. They're calling him a vigilante.
Are you kidding?
Assailant is Caucasian male, mid 30s,
At approximately
At least we can always count on you.
At Midtown Science
At Oscorp's
At this point. However, several eyewitnesses
Aw, come on, you know better than anyone
Back there?
Back to school. PETER: Captain Stacy,
Be a man.
Be good.
Because it's stupid and dangerous.
Because of last night.
Because you got distracted.
Ben, leave him alone for a little while. He'll be all right.
Ben, sweetheart, honestly,
BEN: Follow me. I'll show you.
BEN: I forgot all about that thing.
BEN: It's the condenser tray.
BEN: Peter, I know things have been
BEN: Peter, I know things have been difficult lately
BEN: Plumbers don't fix appliances. MAY: Yes, they do.
BEN: Some guy who worked with
BEN: The hell he doesn't. Ben.
Best and brightest. Really?
Blood panels reveal lymphocyte and monocyte readings
Blood pressure normal.
Born from the mind of our founder, Norman Osborn,
BOY 1: Number one, Reggie.
BOY 2: Let's go, Reggie.
BOY 2: Who did that?
BOY 3: Come on, man.
BOY 3: Come on, man. Why don't you take it from me?
BOY 5: Come on, Flash. BOY 3: Flash, stop playing, man.
BOY 6: Yo, Flash, let's go.
BOY 7: Let's go! BOY 8: Do it, Flash.
BOY: Come on. Gordon, don't eat it.
BOY: Extraordinary velocity vector is a function
BOY: I want my dad!
BOY: It doesn't affect frequency, but it's totally a factor in momentum.
BOY: Yeah, you just have to look past the gills on her neck.
Boys in blue here.
Bridge! Take the bridge.
Bus! Hey there, everybody.
But a zebra fish has the ability
But chicks dig him.
But clearly it is not human and it is very, very strong.
But he's not protecting innocent people, Mr. Parker.
But he's still dangerous.
But it can be aggressive
But it seems like you do work here. So you know that I don't.
But it was great.
But there's no such thing.
But we need an antidote.
But we will. He's an amateur
But your father lived by a philosophy, a principle, really.
But... But what?
Bye. All right.
Call an ambulance!
Can I come in? Yeah.
Can I, uh...?
Can you fix it?
Can't do this. Can't do this.
Can't get away!
Can't.
CAPTAIN STACY: Good.
CAPTAIN STACY: I stand for law and order. That's what I stand for.
CAPTAIN STACY: No, we didn't catch him yet.
Careful, don't want to stick you by mistake.
Check.
Chocolate house.
Chromatography, transgenics testing,
Clotting rate vastly improved.
Come around this way.
Come in.
Come on, come on, come on. Pending.
Come on, Jack.
Come on, let me go. Stop it!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on. Aah...
Come on. CAPTAIN STACY: Listen.
Come on. I know a right cross when I see one.
COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Initializing Ganali device.
COMPUTERIZED VOICE: System ready
COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Time remaining: one minute.
Connors is on the way. He's coming to you right now.
Consider coming in through the lobby.
Consistent with subject's past.
Cool shin.
Cool.
Cool. Uh, can you take pictures of my boyfriend's car?
Creatures.
Cross Species Division, Hi.
Crotch!
Dad, this is Peter.
Dad, we need to talk. CAPTAIN STACY: Yes, we do.
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Dad.
Daddy didn't give you enough milk money today?
Define disappointing.
Detonation in T minus
Detonation in T minus two minutes.
Did you ask her out?
Did you get expelled? No, no.
Did you hear wh...?
Did you humiliate that boy?
Did you know there's a rumor of a new species in New York?
Did you tell the boy the truth about his father?
Did you tell the boy?
Didn't you forget something?
Difficult lately,
Dinner's ready.
Disappointed in you.
Do I look like the mayor of Tokyo to you?
Do me a favor.
Do you know how to run a serum? I do it all the time.
Do you know who that is?
Do you want cocoa?
Doc, you all right?
Doc!
Does it scare you?
Don't dress like a car thief, man.
Don't forget Aunt May.
Don't make promises you can't keep.
Don't worry, Mr. Parker. I'll be back.
Don't...
Dosage has been increased to 200 milligrams.
Down on the ground.
DR. CONNORS: Emma, it's Curt.
DR. CONNORS: It's not nice to snoop.
DR. CONNORS: Meet Fred and Wilma,
DR. CONNORS: Peter Parker.
DR. CONNORS: Subject: Dr. Curtis Connors.
DR. CONNORS: We have protein structure, rDNA,
Dr. Connors. Right.
Drinking?
Dude's crazy.
Eat it! Eat it!
Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
Eight minutes left.
Eight.
Enter the algorithm now.
Ever since you were a little boy,
Ever since you were a little boy,
Every day, for as long as I can remember, my father
Everyone was there but you.
Everything south of 54th Street.
Excuse me.
Extraordinary.
Eyesight similarly improved.
Failed.
Failed. Subject deceased.
Faster. Stronger.
File 12389.
Finding perfection.
Fine.
First time.
Five.
FLASH: Good morning, Parker.
FLASH: Whatever.
FLASH: You coming along, man?
For his birthday.
For now.
For the backboard. BEN: I don't care about the backboard.
For the masked vigilante known as Spider Man.
Forget that. I won't talk about that.
Four.
Freddy the three legged mouse.
Freeze!
Get a picture of this.
Get him on the phone for me.
Get in the car.
Get in there and apologize.
Get me out of here.
Get out the window.
Get up!
Get your hand off her!
Gift from Gwen.
Girl.
Give it to me.
Give it up.
Give me this.
Go figure.
Go on.
Go. Go!
Good afternoon, Gwen.
Good deal. And meanwhile, put this on your face.
Good reflexes.
Good thinking.
Good.
Good. Good, good.
Good. It's brutal.
Gwen Stacy.
GWEN: Come in.
GWEN: Hi. Where are you?
GWEN: Sony, Dad. It's good.
Gwen... Uh...
Has called for a city wide evacuation,
Has left every morning
Has set in over New York City.
Have to...
Have you looked? There's nothing here.
Have your office cleared out by the morning.
He believed that if you could do good things for other people,
He didn't know you had a plan. You seem to know
He didn't think it was his responsibility to be here to tell me himself?
He has turned into a lizard. He's using lizard DNA.
He is a danger to everybody.
He is dangerous, and he is planning something horrific. I know. I know.
He looks injured
He lost an arm, he tried to grow it back, but the equation was imbalanced.
He made you promise, didn't he?
He must have seen... I was touching up stuff.
He needs the device. He's gonna infect the whole city!
He never even called.
He saw it in the window of that leather shop over on 9th Avenue.
He stands for what you stand for.
He thought you were someone else.
He took the frozen macaroni and cheese.
He was 19. What does a 19 year old kid need with a briefcase?
He was gone.
He's a biochemist. Of Oscorp?
He's a character.
He's a pathological liar.
He's assaulting people?
He's assaulting people?
He's clumsy, he leaves clues,
He's got you on his computer. I'm his probation officer.
He's hunting down criminals that all look the same,
He's not going anywhere. Don't move.
He's one of Midtown Science's
He's trying to do something the police can't.
HELEN: Gwen?
HELEN: You're having trouble there?
Hell, I stopped being able to help with your homework when you were 10.
Hello!
Help me! My kid is trapped!
Help.
Help's on the way, okay? You need to...
Here you go.
Here's what we'll do.
Hey, Aunt May.
Hey, Dad?
Hey, Gwen, honey.
Hey, I thought you, uh...
Hey, kid, little help?
Hey, man, stop!
Hey, man.
Hey, Parker.
Hey, stop!
Hey, you all right
Hey, you don't...
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hi.
Hey. How's it going?
Hey. It's, uh, Peter, right?
Hey. Where are you?
Hi.
Hi. Heh.
Hm? How about it?
Hold my mask.
Hold your fire!
Honestly, I'm 17 years old.
Honestly, you don't have
Hope you like branzino.
How about that?
How dare I? How dare you?
How did you come up with this?
How did you get out there?
How many meat loafs have I made for you?
How would a predator
How's it going?
Howard's making some.
Human beings are weak, pathetic, feeble minded
Human trials aren't until next week.
Human trials?
Humanity on an evolutionary scale.
Hurt you!
I am completely capable of walking home...
I ask you to make an appointment with my office.
I can save
I can save them.
I can't have cocoa right now because I'm work...
I can't right now, I can't right now. Yeah, no.
I can't see you any more.
I can't sleep. Don't you understand? I can't sleep.
I can't.
I can't. It's hard to say.
I can't. Yes, you can.
I didn't get expelled. I got community service.
I didn't... I didn't...
I don't have much education.
I don't know why I... Heh.
I don't know.
I don't know. BEN: Your mother.
I don't know. I'm here to see
I don't know. Say it.
I don't know. What do you think we do?
I don't know... We could...
I don't think I am.
I don't think so.
I gave everyone the week off.
I gave him an equation
I get it.
I get it.
I got it.
I got no idea.
I got school stuff.
I got you.
I got... We've been so worried.
I gotta go after it.
I gotta tell you this one thing about
I guess I don't need to tell you what happens if you forget.
I had nothing to do with that.
I had to change shifts at work
I have cramps.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I have to get this to Spider Man. Get in.
I have to lead this tour group. I know.
I have to, because I created him.
I just did 80 percent of your job. Huh?
I just snuck in because...
I kept you guys up.
I know it's been rough for you without your dad.
I know what this is.
I know. I'm sorry.
I mean, I saw that video
I mean, why...?
I might think the Veterans Hospital is a place to start.
I need you to access the cross species file. It's a blue serum.
I noticed that.
I pity the poor kid who'd have to suffer her wrath.
I promise you I won't. Stay with the group.
I really liked kissing you.
I remembered somebody saying her fantasy was to live in a chocolate house.
I saw a video on the internet... Oh.
I should've. You better watch your back.
I sought to create a stronger human being,
I spent my life as a scientist trying to create a world without weakness,
I think I know what you're feeling.
I think I know what you're feeling.
I think most people would say that he was
I wanna go with you. No.
I want to create a world without weakness.
I want to know if you know your name.
I wanted to ask you a question.
I was angry.
I was going more for the guys who do the luge.
I was gonna say I work here,
I was out.
I was wrong about you, Peter.
I was... I'm not gonna answer that.
I wish I could change it, but I can't.
I won't.
I work here. I don't.
I would, but I always lose him on the bridge.
I, um...
I...
I'd still go to the nurse though.
I'll ask you more about this later. Do not get me in trouble.
I'll be with you for the duration of your visit.
I'll get everybody out.
I'll undo the belt. You hold on
I'm a scientist, and the world's foremost authority on herpetology.
I'm afraid duty calls. I'll leave you in the more than capable hands of Miss Stacy.
I'm all right. Just... I fell, skating.
I'm coming.
I'm doing this, um...
I'm fine. I'm okay.
I'm getting stronger every day!
I'm going to be all right.
I'm going to Holton Avenue, across the river. I'm in a hurry.
I'm gonna get them now.
I'm gonna go back to
I'm gonna keep these. Heh.
I'm gonna throw you out the window. What?
I'm Gwen Stacy, a senior
I'm in the sewer, tracking him. I gotta stop him before anyone gets hurt.
I'm insensitive, I'm irresponsible
I'm just no good for her.
I'm not defending... BEN: You are!
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not messing around.
I'm not saying he's a hero.
I'm not sure.
I'm not the one who needs
I'm pretty sure.
I'm so busy right now. I know, me too. Ugh.
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I can't, um...
I'm sorry. I thought he was going to arrest me at one point.
I'm swinging here.
I'm telling you the absolute truth.
I'm thinking of is more radical.
I'm, uh...
I've been bitten...
I've seen that before.
I've used the lizard DNA to help Freddy regrow that limb.
If I insulted you. It was not my intention.
If my parents see me leaving, I'm dead.
If so, I guess you must feel pretty good about yourself now, right?
If threatened.
If you are south of 54th Street,
If you ask them to...
If you could give this ability
If you don't feel like, we could... Yeah.
If you forget that... BOY: Listen!
If you watch the video...
In attempt to redress regenerative relapse,
In muscle response,
In the first of four meetings...
In the middle of the night and then wait in a deserted subway station
Including my own.
INTERNS: Ha ha ha. I'm not a cripple,
Is he there? EMMA: I'm afraid not, doctor.
Is he?
Is running around dressed up like a dinosaur?
Is that understood? Yeah.
It can stop the Lizard. Get in the car.
It creates a cloud which can be dispersed over a neighborhood, even a city.
It feels better, right?
It is kind of funny. Help!
It looks like he's trying to help.
It was beautiful. When I read it, I cried.
It was good for me too.
It was real big. Too big to be human.
It was stupid,
It was your dad's.
It's $2.07.
It's 20 stories.
It's 20 stories.
It's a step closer to the primate lab. He doesn't have time for every little step.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's bad. Have you gone to the nurse?
It's called strategy. I'm sure you're aware of the term?
It's for dinner. Are you gonna...?
It's gonna make you strong.
It's headed to Oscorp!
It's impo... I wish I could just...
It's okay.
It's okay. Get away.
It's possible, cross species genetics? Yes, of course.
It's so beautiful.
It's something, you know.
It's the decay rate algorithm.
It's, like, bad. Got it.
Jack, climb now.
Jack, trust me.
JACK: Yes. Let's get you out of here.
Jack?
Jack. Oh, God.
JACK'S FATHER: That's the guy who
John, what do you see?
Just a normal guy, all right?
Just asking a question.
Just bring him in. Just call him in. You have to call him in.
Just drive.
Just for a minute. Can we?
Just let me go. Anything but
Just let me go. Anything but
Just let me go. Is that a real knife?
Just step aside, kid.
Just take it, take it.
Just take it.
Just take this off the table, all right?
Just tell them
Just, please, listen to me. BUTLER: Let's go.
Just, uh...
Keep coming.
Keep it coming.
Keep this safe? There's nothing in here.
Keep walking.
Knives! Oh, it's so simple.
Knock it off, man. No!
Knowing that the alleged mastermind
Knows how to bite though.
Lam issuing a warrant
Last time, I was...
Leave Gwen out of it.
Leave that box in my kitchen.
Let me ask you a question.
Let me go!
Let me illuminate you.
Let's begin on page one.
Let's get some air, Peter.
Let's get you out of here. Aah.
Let's give him a clear approach. Over.
Let's just get out of here.
Let's talk this out.
Like he's got some son of personal vendetta.
Like that?
Like the Parkinson's patient
Like, a fish.
Like, emotional. I keep crying. It's okay. Good.
Listen to me, son. Yeah, go ahead.
Listen, um,
Little?
LIZARD: Gwen.
Look at me, Peter.
Look, I'm sorry, I got distracted.
Look, listen.
Look, your uncle died.
Lost and alone.
Make me...
MAN (OVER PA): Coney Island, next stop.
MAN 1: Go, go!
MAN 1: Hey, get off!
MAN 2: Back up!
MAN 2: Hey, get him, Rudy! RUDY: Hey!
MAN 2: Oh, my God! WOMAN: I don't know!
MAN 3: Clear up top!
MAN 3: Get back in the car!
MAN 3: Get him, man! Get him!
MAN 3: Get him!
MAN 4: Clear, sir!
MAN 5: All clear here, sir!
MAN 5: Follow him!
MAN 6: Go around, man! MAN 7: I'll follow you!
MAN 8: Go, go, go!
MAN 9: Oh, yeah?
Man, are you all right?
Man, I'm sorry!
MAN: Alpha, let's move ahead. Go!
MAN: An eerie calm
MAN: Come on, guys, you heard the bell. Get to class.
MAN: Hello, doctor.
MAN: Help me, somebody! Arrest me!
MAN: Is that all you got?
MAN: Parker.
MAN: Somebody help!
MAN: We're getting the latest details. This is just coming in.
MAN: What are you doing?
Man?
Many of these wonderful creatures have so brilliantly adapted
Marked enhancement
MAY: Ben Parker, don't you even
MAY: I'm making
MAY: Oh, well, then, by all means,
MAY: What a pretty
Maybe I got a rash or...
Maybe send you a link?
Meat loaf.
Mice.
Mm hm.
Mm hm. No, no. I know. I know.
Mm. So because of the cold blood,
Monday, B track. Oh, it's Thursday.
Morning, Flash.
Most of his victims
Most people would be wrong.
Mr. Guevara.
Mr. Mayor, if there was a giant dinosaur
Mr. Parker, why are you
Mr. Parker.
Much more?
My bowling trophies.
My father died.
My house, 3:30?
My mom's making branzino.
My name is Dr. Curtis Connors.
My name's Rodrigo!
My son.
My son. My son.
My Suit?
My weakness, it's small knives.
Need to take that?
Never been better, Peter. Never been better.
Next and final stop, Coney Island.
Nice meeting you all.
Nicky, no!
NICKY: Hey, pal,
NICKY: I know what you look like!
Nine.
No escape.
No mother, no father,
No one grasps the concept of the mask.
No one? PETER: Cross species genetics.
No uncle.
No, can't do that.
No, Dad, I do not want cocoa.
No, I don't know him.
No, I don't, and no, I won't.
No, I got a free track.
No, I know your name.
No, I wouldn't have let him arrest you.
No, I'm not following you, no. I had no idea you worked here.
No, I'm not gonna take a picture of it. Put him down, man.
No, it's hard work and promise.
No, it's not yet classified.
No, man, no. Not my board.
No, no, no. I don't want to talk about that.
No, no.
No, no.
No, not tonight. I'll go by the hardware store tomorrow.
No, they're beautiful. I'm sorry.
No, you most certainly will not.
No! Aah!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. He can't, Emma.
No. No. Yes. Yes.
Nobody likes your meat loaf.
Nobody likes your meat loaf.
Nope. Forgot the eggs.
Norman Osborn is dying, Dr. Connors.
Not at this hour.
Not in school? Got a free track.
Not just in the community at large but at Oscorp, as well.
Not my policy.
Not today. Come on, I just want to talk.
Now hold still.
Now, don't answer that, but I'm glad to know it's working.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
Now!
Now.
Of both mass and acceleration.
Of course not.
Of course.
Of the lightweight cable.
Of the true scholar, sir.
Of this terror plot, Dr. Curtis Connors, is behind bars.
OFFICER (OVER RADIO): The lizard creature has released a biological agent.
OFFICER: He has a star tattooed on his left hand.
OFFICER: Hold it right there!
OFFICER: I didn't expect you would, ma'am. Homicide detectives
OFFICER: Inside the high school.
OFFICER: Well, no, he wears a mask.
OFFICER: Witnesses gave a description to the sketch artist. I need you to take a look.
Oh, boy.
Oh, come on, how dare you?
Oh, God, oh, my God.
Oh, he got distracted. Yeah.
Oh, hey, uh...
Oh, lovely.
Oh, man, you don't have me on your computer?
Oh, man.
Oh, my God. What's up?
Oh, my son.
Oh, thanks. Thanks.
Oh, that sucked.
Oh, they don't. Most reptiles are at the top
Oh, uh Can I help you?
Oh, yeah, no, I don't...
Oh, yeah.
Oh? Yeah.
Oh.
Oh. Heh.
Oh. I feel kind of pukey and just son of...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Okay,
Okay, good.
Okay, great. Okay, I need you to go to Oscorp.
Okay, I got you.
Okay, look.
Okay, now, climb.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay. I gotta tell you this one thing.
Okay, one second. Hold on, one second.
Okay, stay very still.
Okay, then forget it.
Okay, well, I do not.
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay? GWEN: Yeah.
Okay? I wear a badge.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right, I get it.
Okay. Bye bye.
Okay. Where were you?
On his left hand.
On my way.
On the Internet he's being made out to look like a hero.
On the street for a report in Lower Manhattan.
One day after school? Yeah.
One individual at the scene.
One more! Huh? Huh? Flash!
One.
Or we'll both lose our heads.
Organic, got it.
Oscorp.
Oscorp's BioCable tensile strength is unparalleled. We're just beginning
Our planet's tree of life is immense.
Our scientific minds are pushing the boundaries of defense, biomedical
Our three legged
Parker.
Parker. Peter Parker. Okay. Okay, good.
Pending. Failed.
Pending. Failed.
Pending. Pending.
People will get hurt.
Peptide algorithm accepted.
Person gets Parkinson's
Peter Parker, if there's one thing you are, it's good.
Peter Parker!
Peter, come back here, please.
Peter, hi. I'm at Oscorp.
Peter, how about coming to see me at the Tower
Peter, listen to me.
PETER: Ah... Hey.
PETER: Five, four, three,
PETER: Go ahead. Take it.
PETER: He asked you to
PETER: Hey.
PETER: Oh, God, oh, God.
PETER: Oh, I...
PETER: Okay.
PETER: Rough night.
PETER: Sony. Yo.
PETER: Thank you for having me. I'm sorry
PETER: That's incredible.
PETER: What?
PETER: Yeah, I remember a picture of that in my dad's office.
PETER: Yeah.
PETER: You serious? BEN: Yes.
Peter!
Peter.
Peter.
Peter.
Peter. Where do you go?
Please go to sleep, Aunt May.
Please tell me. Aunt May, please,
Please, dude, don't...
Please, please go to sleep.
Point is, this is my responsibility.
Positively placed
Promise me that.
Promising. But the solution
Protecting innocent people from bad guys.
Protecting the citizens of this fine, fair city of ours.
Providing a public service.
Put him down, Eugene!
Put it on, the mask.
RATHA: It's a miracle.
RATHA: Will you please
Ready or not, here I come.
Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin tight red and blue suit?
Regrowth complete.
Rejected!
Remember when we were stupid?
Responsibility.
Richard Parker said just about the same thing then that you are saying now.
Richard Parker wore it well.
RICHARD: I need you to be a good boy.
RICHARD: You'll stay with Aunt May
Ride those things, I'll never know.
Rifles and they made speeches.
Right, Freddy?
Right. Right.
RITTER: Okay, class, open your books.
Rodrigo Guevara is here!
Run it, buddy.
Running around you would be the first to know.
Save him.
Saved my boy on the bridge.
Say it worked.
Say you got it to work.
Say...
Second in his class.
Second? Yeah.
Secretly. Now I realize why he kept it a secret.
See how easy that was? You did a great job.
See what I'm trying to do?
Sergeant Butler, please escort Mr. Parker
Settle down, boys. Settle down.
Settle down, guys.
Seven.
Shall we?
She looks familiar.
She's curing herself.
She's pretty
Shh, shh.
Shh.
Shh.
Shoes.
Shoulder length blond hair.
SIMON: Dad. CAPTAIN STACY: Yeah?
Since when don't you like spaghetti and meatballs, huh?
Sit around eating doughnuts
Six.
Slowly betrays her, or the man with macular degeneration
Smarter.
So
So all this is about getting even.
So come on home, Peter.
So have I.
So I stayed away from you
So I want you to promise me something, okay?
So make your point quickly.
So tell your son he can rest easy, all right?
So we'll let him be
So why wasn't he then?
So you have to pick up Aunt May tonight at 9:00. Understood?
So you really think
Somebody stop that dude!
Somebody stop that dude! WOMAN 1: Oh!
Somebody stop that guy!
Somebody's been
Something bad's going down in Midtown.
Something is very wrong.
Something my father had been working on, you know.
Something the police can't?
Sometimes the people closest to you.
Sony, Miss Ritter, won't happen again, I promise.
Sony.
Sony.
Sony.
Sony. I'm late.
Sorry. Sorry.
Spaghetti and meatballs tonight.
Species wide distribution could enhance
Spider Man needs those big boys high and lined up.
SPIDER MAN: Incoming!
SPIDER MAN: Uh oh.
SPIDER MAN: You're not thinking straight, doc.
Spider Man.
Spider Man.
Stand down now, or we will open fire.
Start to disappear.
Stay away from Joey. Hey!
Stay down, Parker!
Steady for 48 hours.
Stem cells?
Still friends with Matthews, that crane operator on 6th?
Still not taking the picture.
Stop this. This isn't you.
Strength and elasticity.
STUDENTS (CHANTING): Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
STUDENTS: Aw...
Subject deceased. Pending.
Subject no longer requires corrective lenses.
Sure about that?
Sure.
Sure. Yeah. Wheels up.
Swing your jib arms over the avenue. Boom angles at 90 degrees.
T minus
Take off the damn hood and look at me.
Take the picture.
Take the picture.
Tardy again.
Tell him what?
Tell them Rodrigo Guevara is here.
Tell us about your day. Did you catch that spider guy yet?
Thank God.
Thank you. HELEN: You're welcome.
Thank you. I read your book.
Thanks, Daddy. All right.
That is an order, okay?
That is disgusting.
That is nice. That's great.
That isn't funny.
That made all of this possible.
That the gun? Unh!
That there were only 10 different plots in all of fiction.
That was cool. What is this?
That you require psychiatric attention. Oh, really?
That's a fly, Peter.
That's all well and good. So where is he?
That's how they met.
That's how you repay me?
That's it. Okay.
That's my uncle.
That's not your job.
That's really nice of you. Wow, that's such a nice thought. Um...
That's reptiles, for those of you who don't know.
That's right. Dr. Connors,
That's the name of the guy in the picture with your dad.
That's the only thing that makes any sense. Heh.
That's the rule. Remember that,
That's what Uncle Ben said.
That's what's at stake here.
That's X ray video. That's the only one on the planet. We have, um...
That's, um... Hey, hon.
The antidote is cooking. No, no, no.
The car thief was leading us to the people who run
The clock is ticking, Dr. Connors.
The cops are evacuating everybody.
The fire escape.
The formula is ours now anyway.
The Ganali device.
The girl on your computer.
The head goes on the other...
The idea was so simple. You load it with an antigen.
The Lizard.
The New York Police Department
The north side of the Oscorp Tower,
The nurse. You might have a concussion.
The old schedule. Okay.
The operation. It's a six month long sting.
The Oscorp Tower houses 108 floors of innovation.
The other guy, in this instance, being a giant mutant lizard.
The problem was always...
The results were beyond encouraging.
The vigilante and the car thief. Oh, okay.
The way of my plan,
The weight on any pendulum has no effect on speed.
Them!
Then it was over.
Theoretically, you could cure polio in an afternoon.
There he is!
There is only one:
There is something more dangerous, and I know who.
There was a funeral.
There will be no more loneliness,
There you go.
There you go. That's it. That's it, buddy.
There you go. You got it. Whoa.
There's anything else worth saving. Okay.
There's no need to stop me,
There's one other thing. He has a star
There's something, uh,
These.
They called us mad scientists.
They gotta have vulnerabilities.
They shot off
They were disappointing.
They were nice.
They were spectacular.
They worked together for years and they were close.
Think about leaving that filthy box in my kitchen.
This beats all other meat loafs.
This city needs you.
This could've gone a lot worse.
This has got to be the fill line.
This is about
This is my gift to you.
This is no longer about curing ills.
This is your meatloaf.
This is your room. Yes, this is my room.
This man has worked for his whole life on cross species genetics.
Those people on the bridge.
Those things send us down a road.
Time, all right. Ha ha ha. Okay.
To apologize to me. It's your...
To cast off flesh wherein I dwell confined.
To regenerate cells on command.
To stay away from me, so I'd be safe.
To take a penny. It's store policy.
To that seat in front of you. On three?
To the crime, as well as our own preliminary findings, have
To the woman you're talking about, that's that. She's...
To understand all the potential industrial applications.
Too much water for the condenser tray or the heat exchange tubing.
Touching up stuff? Come on.
Toward Canal Street. What about Spider Man?
Track a reptile?
Troy, they're clearing us out.
Trust me, we were. PETER: All right. Good to know.
Two, one.
Two.
Uh, listen,
Uh...
Uh...
Um...
Um...
Unacceptable.
Uncle Ben, Uncle Ben.
Uncle Ben.
Unh! I asked you a question.
Unh. Get... Stay away from him.
Unless he wants to be a lab rat.
Up your what? HELEN: Howard.
Versus one guy in a unitard.
Want to what?
Was that true? What?
Watch out!
We are close, but it's gonna take time.
We could do something else, or we could...
We endeavor to explore exciting new methods...
We have a confirmed sighting, sir. The Lizard's headed
We still on for after school today?
We stopped him.
We were gonna change the lives of millions.
We're gonna eat. Off. And wash your hands.
We're talking about 2 cents.
We're trying to harness this capability
We've got John Niles
Webbing I developed. I don't think you want to know.
Welcome.
Well, I wouldn't tell your Aunt May.
Well, I'm here to tell you he was wrong.
Well, if you want,
Well, others disagreed. What if the device were loaded with a toxin?
Well, Paul, if I didn't see it, I wouldn't believe it.
Well, take it from an old man:
Well, thanks to this little escapade of yours,
Well, that was fun.
Well, that's impractical.
Well, then he's going to die. People die.
Well, then the case is closed. PETER: Well, no.
Well, you know, it was...
What are you doing here?
What are you doing, Rodrigo?
What are you doing? BOY 10: What's up?
What are you trying to say? He's trying to help.
What are you? You a cop?
What could the side effects be?
What did that thing on the bridge look like?
What do you know about it? You seen it?
What do you mean?
What happened to you? MAY: He fell.
What happened to your face? I wanna tell you something.
What happened to your face? Oh.
What happened?
What I heard in there just now.
What I'm trying to say is
What if you wanted to opt out? You can't
What is it?
What you can do?
What you doing?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? What?
What? Where is he?
What? You can leave
What? Your eye, it looks bruised.
What's this?
What's up, Parker? PETER: What's up?
What's your name?
What's your name?
Whatever was attacking them would have killed them.
When we can be so
Where are you going to find the people to volunteer?
Where are you going?
Where I go, you go.
Where you going?
Where you headed?
Where's my dad?
Where's the flood?
Which is why, this morning
Who are you?
Who does this to you?
Who doesn't?
Who else knows about this?
Who watches on in horror as her body
Who's assaulting civilians in the dead of night.
Who's my daughter's mentor. Is that who?
Who's that?
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whose eyes grow dimmer each day, I long to fix myself.
Whose side are you on? I'm not on anyone's side.
Why be human at all
Why didn't you tell me you didn't like my meatloaf?
Why the sudden interest in the cold blooded?
Why you kids
Why?
WILLIAMS: This is Lieutenant Williams from the New York City
With him and the car thief, and...
With our thumbs planted up our asses?
Without outcasts.
Wolski! You're getting some overtime!
WOMAN (OVER PA): Welcome to Oscorp.
WOMAN (OVER SPEAKERS): Welcome to Oscorp's tree of life.
WOMAN: And lastly, city council members met with homeowners and airport officials
WOMAN: Disgusting. Now I smell like beer.
WOMAN: Hey! Stop it!
WOMAN: I had a professor once who liked to tell his students
WOMAN: Spider Man appears to be heading towards Oscorp.
WOMAN: Take him down! Come on.
Wonderful things are coming.
Woo hoo!
Would you give it all up after all you know
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, it's all right. No, it is not
Yeah, just, you know... Some other...
Yeah, one sec, one sec.
Yeah, yeah, but...
Yeah, you're holding up the line. No.
Yeah? Mm hm.
Yeah? Yeah, either one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Eggs?
Yeah. Get him on the phone for me.
Yeah. He asked us to keep it safe.
Yeah. Is he the kid that hit you?
Yeah. It's all right.
Yeah. Keep it off the ground.
Yeah. What's up? Oh, my God.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes or no? Do I have to call somebody's father?
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do. No, you don't.
Yes, in case you're wondering, I'm a southpaw.
Yes, it's a real knife.
Yes, sir? You want to keep that skateboard?
Yes.
Yes. No.
Yo, not cool, bro.
You are here for the internship?
You are surrounded. There is
You can come to this address at 8:00 tonight.
You can do?
You can imagine my envy.
You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny.
You can't afford milk, step aside.
You could have said that to me 37 years ago.
You did that on purpose, Flash!
You don't believe what the police are saying, do you?
You don't have to wait up for me.
You don't know my name?
You don't know, or you don't wanna know?
You don't understand! Yes, I do.
You don't want to know.
You don't want to talk?
You following me?
You gonna kill me too?
You got it. Angelo, get your mug over here.
You gotta lay low.
You gotta let me go.
You had a moral obligation to do those things.
You have to move out of the area immediately.
You have to start human trials.
You have your suit in there?
You know that, Peter.
You know who? Dr. Curtis Connors.
You know, I really wanna frame a good one
You know, you're...
You leave right now.
You like beating on old men?
You look just like him.
You love it. I'm passionate about it.
You need to be gone when they get here.
You okay?
You okay?
You owe your aunt an apology bigtime.
You promise me.
You really are, Peter, and that's a good thing,
You said you were close.
You should maybe, uh,
You should see the other guy.
You stopped me once.
You tweaking,
You understand? PETER: Hey!
You want me to take the tunnel or the bridge?
You will not defend this boy!
You will not defend this boy!
You won't get in
You won't stop me again.
You would have me believe that he
You...?
You'd have to catch one first.
You'll find your badge to the left.
You'll find yourself to the left.
You'll go back to hanging out with the citizens of Tokyo.
You're a lot like your father.
You're a pretty great dad.
You're an amazing kisser.
You're doing great, buddy. You're doing great.
You're gonna make enemies.
You're gonna need this.
You're gonna wait eight minutes after what I told you?
You're Gwen, right?
You're holding up my line. I don't have 2 cents.
You're my hero.
You're serious? Spaghetti and meatballs.
You're welcome. Branzino was real good, Mrs. Stacy.
You've got a mind
You've got to.
You've gotta be kidding me.
You've heard about that in school? Yeah.
Your aunt, my wife, had to walk 12 blocks alone
Your boyfriend is a man of many masks.
Your dad, I guess.
Your doorman's intimidating.
Your father and I were mocked for our theories.
Your father wants you to come inside.
Your father was a very secretive man, Peter.
Your hands behind your head.
Your mom and I have to do.
Your parents aren't gonna see you leaving.
Zero, zero, decay rate algorithm.
9 p.m. last night, an incident took place on the Williamsburg Bridge.
10 seconds.
30 seconds.
170 to 180 pounds,
2016.
2016. I didn't write that pan down.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE) George. George. Daddy.
(IN NORMAL VOICE) No. No. (IN NORMAL VOICE) Yeah. Yes.
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