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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)

"Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2" is a 2015 comedy film, starring Kevin James as the titular character. In this sequel, Paul Blart finds himself on vacation in Las Vegas, attending a security guard expo. However, when a group of dangerous art thieves takes over the hotel where he's staying, Paul must don his security officer uniform once again to save the day. You can immerse yourself in the hilarious escapades by playing and downloading the sounds of this movie here.

A bathing suit?
A grenade launcher that shoots glue foam.
A little too much club.
A loving father, a strange,
A renegade.
A Rocky Mountain steed.
A swap. A trade.
A whole lot of ridicule.
About the confusion regarding the convention.
Above and beyond the call of duty,
Absolutely, Mr. Blart.
Absolutely. I should have thought of that.
Actually, I don't need a clue. You just told me.
Actually, it's officer.
Actually, sir, you can't.
Airbag!
All by my...
All right, are you an important man?
All right, guys. Who took my show hair?
All right, hug him, Andy.
All right, Vincent, since you took something precious from me,
All right! I've never felt more alive!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All this for stupid art.
Allow me to introduce you to a few of my associates.
Alone.
Although, I must say, you have very soft hands.
Always bet on Blart.
And a woman can go after hers just like a man.
And all of a sudden you're asking yourself,
And award ceremony in Las Vegas, Nevada!
And being in possession of one of your prize paintings.
And good news, I upgraded your room.
And he's giving the keynote tonight.
And I am that man!
And I don't care, I'm going double parm. So...
And I don't like it.
And I hear the same calling you do.
And I just want you to know that I got you sitting at my table tonight.
And I slip on my soft soled shoes,
And I told you that I'm crazy.
And I wanted to apologize
And I'm gonna be really happy
And I've seen things that you would not comprehend.
And if you decide to go to the real cops,
And last but not least,
And no one told me anything.
And now your daughter can't wait to get away from you.
And on the home front, I always had Mom.
And pulse back in range.
And second off...
And see which group is booked there this evening,
And she's been kidnapped.
And smell the sweaters that she left behind.
And so I say to you, sir...
And that you're doing everything in your pathetic power
And the Security Association restricts the hiring
And then I turn to him and I say, Hand over the yogurt.
And then I turn to him and I say, Hand over the yogurt.
And then there was those six days of marriage.
And then your mom kisses a bus.
And there's the old lady who can't find her car in Parking Level F
And until the flames of chaos subside,
And when were you gonna tell me about that?
And yet, when people ask me, Why do you do it?
And you requested a bottomless bowl of Peanut M&M's.
And, besides...
And, really, only award,
And, secondly, that's actually against resort policy. So...
Angel please don't worry. I know exactly what you're dealing with.
Anyway, come with me.
Anyway...
Are you kidding me? Great.
Are you lost son?
Are you sure about that?
As exciting as that sounds, I think I'm just gonna take a bath and a nap.
As long as I have you by my side, I'm gonna be okay.
At Central Jersey Applied Technical Junior College.
At least I still had the one thing that never seemed to let me down.
At the security officers' convention.
At the security officers' convention.
Because it is against protocol.
Because that is what the security e mail said.
Because that's how crazy I am!
Because that's the way I was brought up!
Because you're not who you say you are...
Besides,
Bingo.
Black, gray, pine, and then, last, purple.
Blart, Officer Nick Panero and Officer Gino Chizetti.
Blart!
Blart!
Boy, I am so crazy.
Boy. We got a meet and greet in 15.
Bring it in, Heath.
Bring it to them, bring it to them.
Bring me your guy on the inside.
Bring those two to the villa.
Bringing up that Black Friday thing, Blart.
But as for this renegade, some of us are meant to ride alone.
But don't kid yourself, Paw Blart.
But enough about me. What's your great news?
But I did get to meet the man himself...
But I just... I wanted to clarify
But I love...
But I'm preparing now internally, to give the keynote.
But I've never been better.
But if being a security officer was easy, anybody could do it.
But in reality,
But it seems to be that I'm going to be delivering the keynote speech tonight
But it was downsized to Conference Room C.
But Mr. Furtillo here, being the head of security,
But my dancing shoes are currently out for repair.
But once you reach [he top, the view is amazing.
But once you reach the top, the view is amazing.
But one day, six years ago, a man did more than that.
But she seems to have derailed.
But since you're into gyro performance vehicles, take a gander.
But that's gonna push us back.
But there is over there.
But we have a complaint about the noise.
But what you're doing right now is so wrong.
But you can leave your luggage here, and I will have it delivered to your room.
But you know what you will get?
But, unfortunately, I won't be able to give you that information,
By some sweaty, sluggish non entity like yourself?
Can I help you up or get you some medical attention?
Can you help me? Can you call backup?
Can't find my mommy.
Can't wait to meet your wife.
Candles lit, which could have burnt down Las Vegas, Nevada.
Cell phone covers and Cinnabon?
Chicken Chow Lane?
Come on, Dad.
Come on, man. I know you're in here.
Come on, Paul, think for Maya. Think!
Come on, sugar.
Come on, think.
Come on. Maya.
Coming at you! I'm gonna be coming.
Coming in hot!
Congratulations, Officer Blart. You have been selected to join...
Congratulations. You have been accepted to UCLA.
Corporate sent me here to check up on you and your coworkers.
Could this be some domestic situation?
Could you press one, please?
Crusher.
Dad, are you okay? You should really get checked out.
Dad, I'm starving.
Dad, people are looking.
Dad, this is your convention. You can't sleep on the rollaway.
Dad, you don't understand.
Dad, you saved the mall. They should honor you.
Dad!
Dad!
Dad! I saw something in the Presidential Suite
Dad. Come on.
Daddy, look at the beautiful flowers. Can I draw on them?
Decorum. De cor um.
Deliver the keynote speech.
Despite our differences.
Did you get the new locations yet?
Didn't know they even had those anymore.
Didn't see it. Didn't see it.
Differences?
Do not look down!
Don't look up, either!
Don't need it. It's already been scanned. Locked and loaded.
Don't you worry about that, Turtle.
Don't you worry about that.
Don't you worry about that.
Donna Ericone, Mall of freaking America.
Double back. Doubling.
Dude, he's hammered. She was on the phone and went that way.
Eduardo Furtillo, head of security of Wynn Las Vegas.
Eduardo. I knew you were part of this.
Enjoy the ride.
Enjoy.
Every morning, I pull my pants on one leg at a time,
Everybody listen up.
Excellent.
Excuse me guys,
Excuse me, Ms. Martinez?
Excuse me?
Exhale, pull the trigger. Predator.
Fan it out, fan it out.
Fill it with rats, then blowtorch it
Fine.
First off, pain is my copilot, so no problem there.
Five more minutes, Vincent, and then we are done.
Flag on the play, sloppy.
Fool me once, shame on me.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Foot Locker!
Foot Locker!
Found our friend.
From the hotel gift basket.
From the Presidential Suite.
From the West Orange Pavilion Mall. Who am I speaking with?
Fun fact for you, there's no helipad up here.
Get away from me. Hefeweizen!
Get back here.
Get back!
Get her.
Get me security!
Get out of here!
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get rid of this.
Get your bets down, C and E's, horn bets, high lows.
Getaway. Move along.
Gino Chizetti,
Give me my painting!
Give me the gun. Finish them. Go!
Gosh. Come on.
Got it.
Gotta say, Henk, nice uniform.
Great. So am I.