Short Cuts (1993) Edit

A girl.

A hell of lot better than you'd think when she was just in a dress.

A little clot and some swelling.

A lot of things that didn't make sense...

A month.

A Mr. Walsh told me to call him in case I hadn't heard.

A potentially devastating insect

A pussycat.

A smokin' good time.

A young woman in Griffith Park was killed by falling rocks, apparently while hiking.

About an hour. What do you say I chauffeur you around...

About this painter, this painter named Larry Rivers.

After that, you can draw up. 4 of atropine. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Ah, I don't know. I think...

Ah, silly Daddy, sleeping on Mommy.

Ah.

Alex Trebek? Yeah.

All right, it's not important. It's water under the bridge.

All right, now, you go run away. We don't want you anymore.

All right, tomorrow night we'll get a motel room.

All right! I'm coming!

All right? Yup.

All right.

All right.

All right. You have a nice afternoon.

All right. All right, Ralph. Okay.

All right. I understand. Okay. Don't worry.

All right. It's okay.

All right. It's perfect now. I want you to just hold this.

All they do is snort coke and talk.

All you have to do is come in and check up on everything and feed the fish.

Already? That was fast.

Always playing our little game?

And a concussion. Oh, no.

And about how Norman Mailer stabbed his wife in the breast.

And about this...

And all I could think of were those all night supermarkets, and...

And before he blew his brains out...

And besides... Gene, you were always with your family on the weekend.

And diligent suctioning.

And get out of my life!

And gettin' washed away.

And he knows this... this Wyman fellow. He says we're in good hands.

And he punched the window of a car out...

And he said he'd hate it if anybody did that to me.

And he was driving... he was driving terribly slow.

And he was working with Anita O'Day, and, uh... I forget.

And hears me working down in the basement, and so forth.

And his power is heart. Let's see. Where is his ring?

And I didn't tell your mother I was going over to Olla's house...

And I didn't...

And I get a load... Oh, Jesus. God, that woman was put together...

And I got a call this morning.

And I hear the sound of the water going down the drain...

And I know I'm just a gardener. I'm getting tired of this.

And I remember 'cause two of the girls' names was Kelly. Remember?

And I said, Olla... In fact, this is exactly what I said.

And I think that's very odd to say under the circumstances.

And I think we should say thank you.

And I thought you had to have a brain to think.

And I wait for this big Spanish motherfucker to come moseyin' down.

And I was just, like... I was about to drop my brushes and just fuckin'...

And I... Hell, you probably wouldn't be out here.

And I'm gonna make you stick it up that dick of yours.

And I'm just like, Oh, man!

And inside her perfect ass.

And is that supposed to be a baseball bat? Hi, Mrs. Schwarzmeier.

And it was Olla's idea not to involve your mother.

And kids, in the future, if you find a lost dog, report it.

And let's try to, uh, just, uh, forget about it, okay?

And let's try to, uh, just, uh, forget about it, okay?

And most of the news was bad. But still, we stood there together.

And move it to tenderness.

And now he is dead.

And now he is dead.

And now I'm not even supposed to say the word crack in front of them.

And now take your fingers and put them inside me and...

And now, unfortunately...

And poisons only them.

And really... Yeah! We can't do that.

And rub my hot, pink pussy?

And she is saying things like, uh...

And she says that she got cleaned up... for me.

And she says, I wondered what it would take...

And she's an artist, I think. Oh, yeah? What kind?

And somebody shot him. Oh, my God. What's the world coming to?

And somewhere hearts are light.

And somewhere men are laughing...

And suck on my joint, hmm?

And tell me exactly what happened.

And the responsibility that comes with that.

And then he pulled the car over to the side of the road, and...

And then Olla lied.

And then on... on the way to the hospital, she said...

And then to Cappy's, which was also closed.

And then we did it. We did it right there in the car.

And then, don't ever lie to me again, Marian.

And then...

And there's a net to catch the Planeteers in it.

And when did you find her?

And when did you report it?

And you know there's things you can't know for your own safety, right?

And, uh, she was dead.

And, uh... And then he started talking about Norman Mailer...

And, um, that's it. All right.

And... keeps him off the streets, anyway.

Ann? Ann Finnigan?

Annie, calm down, start from the beginning,

Any change in my grandson that you know of? I mean...

Any of those medflies get on you today?

Anyway, I go down. After a while, Olla...

Anyway, it squirts water... It looks like a real camera. Please?

Are we just going through the motions so certain people can cover themselves?

Are we there? We're here! Finally!

Are you cheating, Ralph? No, Marian. You cheat, remember?

Are you competing with Claire? For what?

Are you competing? Competing with who?

Are you free this weekend?

Are you gonna be Alex Trebek?

Are you guys actresses or models?

Are you happy now?

Are you kidding me?

Are you laughin' at me?

Are you working, Earl? Yeah.

Aren't those cool? Mmm.

Aren't those cool? Yeah, I don't really give a fuck about fish.

Aren't those nice?

Aren't you the big sportsman who's supposed to be bringing the fish?

Around his neck so quick, then pushed him over the fucking guardrail.

Around Joshua Tree, huh? A house on fire in Baldwin Hills.

Art... Where's Art Blakey? Where?

As soon as he crossed my path, boom.

As to whether the objectives are even realistic.

Ask for margarine.

Aspirated? What is that? He's got some fluid in his lungs.

At least 15 people have been injured and we're told one person died.

At least, I assume it's your son. I'm not from around here.

At my command...

At the gallery.

Aubrey Bell? Mommy, who's Aubrey Bell?

Aw, shit! Oh, Jesus, Ralph!

Baby, I've looked everywhere for you.

Baby? Mom?

Baby... How long you gonna stay on that phone, Lois?

Bad guys are winning, sir.

Bad... timing.

Baloney sandwich? Okay.

Bandini is the word for fertilizer.

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Quiet!

Be right back.

Beautiful shot, man.

Because I have some very nice baseball designs.

Because... the cut was on his slide hand.

Beer and Jack Daniel's. Mom?

Being a cop isn't easy.

Being doctors and artists and all.

Believe me, I know. He's a... You don't know.

Believe me, that's fucked.

Better take it to the lost and found. Yeah.

Betty, the key doesn't work! Yeah!

Betty! Chad! It's me! Your dad's here.

Betty? No. No.

Betty.

Big Ed pissed me off just a little bit.

Bill, this has taken fucking hours. Yeah, well, you know.

Bill, you've gotta do me sometime. Yeah, sure.

Brian, the n**** boy in 111.

Bring us back some of that country ham.

Bunny is my half stepsister. These your mother's kids or your father's kids?

Bunny, my ass.

Bunny?

But he used to have us paint with sticks and rocks...

But he's not about to give up drinking.

But I can always go back to me.

But I didn't, because I loved you so. I love you too.

But I don't like fishing in boats because I don't swim.

But I don't want a new dog. Let's get inside.

But I think that's his mother over there. Oh.

But I wanna know. I wanna know the truth.

But I'd say that they're tempered by the...

But it probably won't require any surgery.

But it should be on the application. Okay, I'll tell him you called.

But it was so close. He's such a little sweetie, too.

But it's a money call.

But it's neat. You're not all blown out, are you?

But it's... it's a common name.

But not. Mm hmm.

But some are very serious.

But there is no joy in Mudville...

But there was no answer. So, uh, the... the door was open.

But there's still more brain swelling.

But they don't have to operate. We're a little worried because he won't wake up.

But what irritates me, Marian... if that's the right word for it...

But with the medfly,

But you know Olla. Anyhow, she says, How's it going?

But you know we're gonna do the right thing in their bed tonight, right?

But, Jesus, it scared the hell out of me. Oh, Jesus. All right, were the cops there?

But, Jesus, there was no real...

But... I don't know now.

Bye bye, Harriet.

Bye bye.

Bye, Gene. Wally, Wally. Bye, Wally.

Bye, Wally. See you.

Bye.

Ca... Nurse! Nurse! Come here!

Call a code blue and get me some help in here immediately.

Call Bob Winslow. No, wait, I'll call him.

Call me. Paul Grossman. I'll be your attorney, too.

Call toll free. We'll come to your home or office anywhere in California.

Can I have a beer? Thanks.

Can I help you? No, I just came to talk to my mom.

Can I what?

Can we start right at... at... By the way, how is your mother?

Can we start right... How did you do that?

Can we stop?

Can you feel it?

Can you hear me, son? Casey? Code blue. I.C.U.

Can you hear that?

Can you speak up, honey? I can barely hear you.

Can't do it. I got plans. Oh, Gene, come on!

Can't fuck with me. I get my hands on about 30 feet of rope.

Captain Planet's doing it! He's sucking the oil back!

Caroline Avery.

Casey didn't make it, Zoe.

Casey, Daddy's coming home.

Casey, get back in the house. It's still dangerous. Well, maybe I'll become a regular customer.

Casey, now you tell Mommy exactly what happened.

Casey, wake up!

Casey, we love you, honey. Please wake up.

Casey, we're... we're gonna get up and have some milk now.

Casey?

Casey?

Casey?

Casey? Casey, um...

Casey? Who is this?

Casey? Who is this?

Casey.

Casey.

Casey.

Casey. Casey, yeah. Yeah, Casey.

Casey. Yeah, the kid. Oh, I'm sure he's gonna be fine.

Casey. Casey, wake up!

Casey. Casey?

Casey. Hey, Case, can you hear...

Casey. Howard!

Casey's gonna be all right. I'm not staying here.

Casey's making small improvements in other areas.

Chad could stay with his father. I mean, he'll be in school, right?

Chad left the TV on.

Chad, you know what?

Changed things, wouldn't it?

Check for pulse.

Chick bent down...

Chick loved it there. Everyone does.

Chick loved it there. Everyone does.

Christ, I kept thinking, you know, someday... some... some... some...

Christ, now we're up in the kitchen. And I'm havin' trouble makin' the joints connect...

Christ!

Cigarettes. Beers.

Claire Kane, a.k.a. The Clown...

Claire Kane. Remember? From the concert.

Claire, do you wanna pick a category? It's your buzzer.

Claire, honey. We're talking about Claire.

Claire? Get back here!

Claire? [ TV ] Stand by.

Claire. Hmm?

Claire. I been...

Claire. I'm here.

Close the door, Stuart!

Clothes. I've never sold clothes.

Cock, whatever. I hate that word. Dick.

Colors are good. Yeah.

Come here a second.

Come here. And that was, like, 20 years ago.

Come here. I don't think he's breathing here. Casey, are you all right?

Come here. It'll just take a second. Don't worry about it.

Come here. It's okay. It's gonna be all right. Listen.

Come on in. Just come right this way. Oh, wow.

Come on, baby. Come on!

Come on, Bill.

Come on, get in. Are we gonna do this picnic or what?

Come on, have a drink. Earl!

Come on, Joe! Hey! Heads up!

Come on, Josette. You wanna eat? What do you want?

Come on, let's get in my car. No, I... I'm fine.

Come on, sweetie. Let's watch Daddy on TV.

Come on, we're like two innings in, and you're winning. Oh, big girlie.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Josette!

Come on. Stop it, stop it. Don't move.

Come on. Blow!

Come on. Don't worry about it.

Come on. How old are you?

Come on. I don't wanna miss that plane. Okay.

Come on. I've been sleeping with men for three days.

Come on. Let's go play in your room.

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. We'll wait outside. We'll be right outside.

Come on. We're ahead too. Let's go.

Come on... Shh. Kid's back.

Completely ruined. It's a piece of trash.

Congratulations. I can't tell you how pleased I am.

Cops freak me out. He's looking at us.

Could I please come and get my old man 'cause...

Could you hand me a beer? Yeah.

Could you sit over there with him?

Couldn't sing for shit.

Crime, gang warfare, massive overcrowding.

Cup of coffee. Yeah, okay.

Cut it out.

Cut it out.

Dad, aren't you gonna do something?

Dad, Suzy's gone! I called everyone I could think of.

Daddy did something last night he shouldn't have done.

Daddy, I want Suzy back!

Daddy, we can't find Suzy!

Daddy, why can't I have a monkey?

Daddy, you gonna take us to the park today?

Daddy's home!

Darlene. Are you sure?

Darlene. Oh.

Dead.

Despite assurances that spraying poses no significant health risks to the public

Dick. I never say that word.

Did he flirt with you?

Did he kiss your tits? Did you touch him?

Did I do something wrong, Officer?

Did I ever tell you about what happened in the last Pomona game in '83?

Did I hurt your feelings?

Did I leave a roach here?

Did it satisfy you?

Did Mom ask you to remind me? No.

Did she drown? We don't know.

Did you do this? No. The dog did!

Did you get rained out? No. Caught our limit.

Did you have any trouble finding the house? Not at all.

Did you see a roach here?

Did you sign the guest book? No. No, not yet.

Discretion around the little ones.

Do about you know what?

Do I... Do... Oh, I'm sorry. Paul Finnigan, huh?

Do you believe... You know, like this is some little thing between the two of...

Do you have a pen? 7 NZ...

Do you have to play so loud?

Do you know how this started?

Do you mind? We had a place up there for a while.

Do you think he's attractive? Who?

Do you touch many dead bodies?

Do you wanna have a go at it?

Do you want me to describe myself for you?

Do you? I used to, before we got married.

Does it say something about it?

Does not remember Bunny. Eat 'em up.

Does that satisfy you?

Don't forget these, bud.

Don't go. Don't go.

Don't let her get to the edge.

Don't let the kids see. Why?

Don't put Suzy outside. They're spraying... It's gonna give him cancer!

Don't snoop. Why not?

Don't try to make me feel guilty about nothing.

Don't worry about it. ♫ With love ♫

Don't you have some classes or something? I don't punch a time card. I'm not in high school.

Don't you talk to me like that. And don't you come back here.

Don't you want me to lick your balls first?

Don't you wish you could do that? Marian, what have you got on underneath?

Don't you worry your pretty little head about it.

Doreen, baby.

Doreen! Goddamn it.

Doreen?

Doreen?

Doreen. Is that your name? Doreen?

Down, down. No, no, no, no, no.

Dr. Wyman, it's Claire.

Earl tells me to go on a diet.

Earl, what are you doing here?

Earthquake. Earthquake, you fucking nut!

Eating's a good thing at a time like this.

Either you give me an answer now...

Eventually killed himself. He couldn't sell anything.

Every Angeleno says to himself or herself...

Every animal has their rightful owner.

Everything could have changed. Our whole lives could have changed.

Everything's gonna be all right. Oh, yeah.

Everything's gonna be all right. He's gonna be fine.

Everything's gonna become self serve.

Ew, Honey, he's coming. Go.

Ew, that is gross. She's dead.

Exactly how it happened.

Excuse me just one minute.

Excuse me, honey. Yeah?

Excuse me, Sherri. Um...

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Howard? You have a phone call.

Excuse me. I'm Claire the Clown.

Excuse me. What exactly is a diuretic? It makes him urinate more.

Falling power lines can result in electrocution. Also, there is a possibility of...

Filter? What's the filter got to do with it?

Finish. Do what I told you. Oh, Betty.

Finished with this one. Let's switch. We're gonna switch places?

Fires, mud slides...

First order of business, put all this oil back where it came from.

Fish now, or deal with the body.

Five hours later I got a phone call.

For God's sakes. Jesus.

For him? I'll take him. Thanks.

For how long?

Forget what? What are you talking about?

Fortunately, most are harmless.

From the top, okay?

From, uh... No, I'm sure I do. From that photo shoot.

Fuck!

Fuck! Whoa!

Fucking dog knows. I know. That fucking dog.

Furthermore, there is no consensus

Gene, not now. The kids will...

Gene! Get the dog out!

Gene! Gene, the helicopters are here! Shut the windows!

Get in line. Specimen time.

Get in the house.

Get it and get out.

Get out. We're here, babe.

Get ready for school. Have you seen my wallet?

Get your fucking clock and get out of here!

Give it to me! Honey, put your panties on!

Give it to me! Give it to me!

Give me a kiss. Okay.

Go ahead, shut it down. I gotta go make a phone call.

Go ahead.

Go ahead. You wanna touch 'em?

Go wash your hands. Come on. Come on, come on.

God, Ralph. How did this start?

God! Olla told your mother that... that...

Goddamn back seat.

Goddamn it, Zoe! What was that?

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it!

Goddamn you! Come on.

Goddamn you! Shame on you.

Goes with the walls. But look at these fish, though.

Going somewhere with Jungle Gene?

Going with Gene?

Good bye. Oh, no, let me fix it there for you. Don't.

Good.

Good. Okay. Geez!

Good. I'd like to sing you some songs...

Gordon, get over here!

Got it.

Got you something. Huh?

Gotta pick your moments.

Gourmet cooking. Shit!

Great idea, Stuart. How we gonna do that? You got a Orbis portable cellular phone or something?

Guess she was murdered.

Had a lousy night.

Happy birthday.

Harder.

Harriet, we're running behind schedule.

Harriet! Enough about the fish. Let's go.

Have a nice day.

Have you got one with Betty on it already? Just what you see here.

Have you got ready made birthday cakes? Yeah. They're right here.

Have you listened to the news lately? It's dangerous!

He didn't come in me. Okay.

He doesn't call you, does he?

He doesn't do it quite as much.

He don't see you. Can you block me?

He drank every day of his college life.

He fell fast asleep.

He fucked me right there in the car.

He gave me some... I'm going.

He gets so mean. Didn't use to.

He gives me some ridiculous excuse like... like crack kids...

He got run over by a car. I'll be damned. Just like that?

He had to go somewhere without you?

He is dead, Mr. Bitkower.

He is. Go on. You should go to classes. Okay.

He kissed me, and I kissed him back.

He kissed me.

He kissed you, didn't he? Come on, Ralph.

He knows what he's doing. It's gonna be all right, honey.

He knows what's what. Good.

He lives in Riverside. That's not that far away.

He may be waking up soon. You'll wanna be here when he does.

He might get run over!

He never allowed brushes or pencils or... or real paint...

He opened his eyes and then he stopped breathing.

He said he had to do something.

He said he'd like to kiss my breast.

He said we'll have to do it some other time.

He said, Five minutes. Five minutes.

He seems, uh, kinda lofty.

He starts screaming about what kind of job he has.

He walked straight to Chick.

He walks in at 7:30 in the morning.

He was a prick. That's the long and the short of it.

He was all hunched over the wheel, and we were talking.

He was always such a good kid.

He was hit by a car the day I came in here to order the cake.

He wasn't hurt. I just kind of brushed him, knocked him down.

He won't, baby. He's still asleep.

He'll wake up soon.

He's a doctor. Remember?

He's a drunken, stupid pig.

He's a pathological liar.

He's a patient in there.

He's a son of a bitch.

He's all I've got. I need company.

He's all right, I'm sure.

He's all right, though.

He's an art collector or something. She thinks he might buy one of her paintings.

He's an asshole. I know, Mom.

He's aspirated, but we're not too concerned about that.

He's at the bar. Can you block me? Oh, yeah. He's listening to the music.

He's eight years old. I asked him.

He's going to that one. Come on.

He's got a small blood clot, a little brain swelling,

He's in surgery.

He's not my father.

He's okay. He's gonna be all right.

He's one of the Eco villains. Not a good guy. I don't really like him very much.

He's out of critical condition. We'll be taking him out of the I.C.U. today.

He's playing around. I can smell it on him.

He's some kind of a doctor. I think he's a dentist.

He's still asleep. He really hasn't moved.

He's such a liar.

He's the kind of guy women find attractive, isn't he?

He's too young to remember Bunny, okay?

He's, um, he's starting Little League, so we're real excited.

He's... He's all right. He's not hurt.

Hell, in this case, I was happy to oblige. I needed the extra money.

Hell, no one knew what to do.

Hello, Steven. How are you? Stuart.

Hello! Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Chad!

Hello? Who's this?

Hello? Betty Weathers.

Hello? Howard? No, this is not Howard.

Hello? Mrs. Finnigan, please.

Hello.

Help me, help me, help me, she said.

Her drawing's a little messy.

Her name is Marian.

Here is your cake and your change. Thanks.

Here we are. Here we are. Let's go, Chad.

Here we go, baby.

Here you are. Thank you.

Here you go. Oh, hey, is my tuna melt workin'?

Here, eat these. You need to eat something to keep going.

Here, sweetie. Thanks.

Here. Gimme that. Gimme that. I'll tie it around the wrist.

Here's a song I want to sing for myself.

Here's the categories:

Hey Stuart, nothing counts against first, most or biggest unless we're all fishin', man.

Hey, baby. Could I, uh, get a...

Hey, buddy, it's me. Hey.

Hey, bye.

Hey, Case. Hey, buddy. How you doing?

Hey, Casey. Case?

Hey, come on.

Hey, did you collect from the Ryans yet?

Hey, Doreen.

Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey. Excuse me. Officer, what's going on here anyway?

Hey, how 'bout a fruit plate? Somethin' light?

Hey, how come there's only one candle?

Hey, Jer! How goes the war?

Hey, Knute. I just was hearing the good news.

Hey, let's take a vote.

Hey, make mine well done.

Hey, Mr. Johnson, how's it going? Thank you. Sorry.

Hey, oh, I'm sorry to hear about what happened to, um, uh...

Hey, sorry. You guys are running late, huh? Yeah. She keeps running her mouth.

Hey, stop that! Don't... Leave me...!

Hey, Stuart, Gordon!

Hey, sweetheart. Okay, you two.

Hey, sweetie.

Hey, that's that lady. I... I just cleaned her pool.

Hey, Vern!

Hey, wait... wait a minute!

Hey, you didn't have to do that.

Hey, you know what's a hundred yards away? You know the Bat Caves?

Hey, you... you hungry, honey?

Hey, you're not allowed in here. Mr. Bitkower.

Hey, your makeup looks good. Yeah?

Hey! Go to your room.

Hey! Look at here!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Almost ready.

Hey. Casey. What's up?

Hey. How are you?

Hey. How are you?

Hey. Ruff! Ruff! Just can't live with all this.

Hi, Dad. Hey, son. Ah!

Hi.

Hi. But really, I wouldn't worry about it.

Hi. Come in. Come on in.

Hi. I'd like to order a birthday cake.

Hi. Shh. I'm watching.

Hi. How's he doin'? ♫ You wait and see ♫

Hi. This is the Finnigan home.

Hi. What's the problem? No problem.

Him. Yeah.

His body keeps plummeting downward, and he falls...

His CAT scan shows the blood clot's still small

His lungs have cleared up substantially. That's a big plus.

His mother's name was Speckled Hen. She looked...

His vital signs are good. We're just gonna have to wait till he wakes up.

Hold it.

Holy Christ! It's a dead body!

Honey, he'll come back when he's ready. Don't worry.

Honey, he's out running around. Don't worry. No, Daddy, he's really gone!

Honey, Honey Bush. Hey.

Honey, what's the matter? Did you have a bad dream?

Honey, where you been sleeping? Look at your hair.

Honey, yesterday I hit a kid.

Honey! Honey, you all right?

Honey?

Honey? What happened?

Honey? You home?

Honey. Honey.

How 'bout a short skirt, Doreen?

How 'bout cops, baby?

How about an egg sandwich? With a broke yolk?

How about little Wally?

How about other than Ralph?

How about those peas? Let's eat up some of those peas.

How about we have another piña colada?

How about you? You a fisherman?

How am I gonna explain this? I don't know.

How are you? Why don't we go out to the patio?

How big? It's about three or four pounds.

How come you don't wear your wedding ring to work anymore?

How come you got 'em here? They're passed out.

How come you never talk to me like that?

How come you're not workin'?

How could you get over that? You couldn't.

How could you possibly do that?

How dangerous is this malathion?

How long did you say you left her in the water?

How long have you had this dog, sir?

How long we been doing this?

How long you gonna let that guy ruin your life?

How long?

How many clowns can you fit in this car?

How old was she? Huh?

How was I supposed to know you could get away?

How was your night? How'd your hand do?

How you doin'?

How'd you know?

How'd you like to be married to something like that?

How's Casey?

How's the boy? Well, he has a head injury...

How's the car? It's fine.

How's your little boy? Howard, Casey's waking up.

Howard, do something! Hurry up. Hurry up.

Howard. What? What is it?

Howard. Howard, what's that? Howard, what's happening?

Howard. Uh oh.

Howard's dad? Yeah. Yeah. Howard's dad.

Howard's dad.

Howard's doing real good, isn't he? Well, we're...

Howard's nephew's a lifeguard. We were gonna pay him to watch the kids.

Huh?

Huh? No smoking.

Huh? Huh? Yeah.

Huh.

I agree. Hey, really funny.

I am.

I bake all night and work all day. Oh, you bake all night?

I been out of work for three months now. Stuart.

I beg your pardon?

I beg your pardon?

I bet they love those short skirts.

I came home. I told Earl our whole life could change.

I came to pick up the cake for Debbie Eggenweiler. Are you sure you want this?

I can do something special, but not for today.

I can't believe it. Can you?

I can't do it today. All right. Well, how much is it?

I can't read this. Honey, put on your real glasses.

I can't think of anything but you.

I come all the way down here to see you. I'd think you'd be happy to see me.

I could make some calls.

I did something that day that I'd never done in my life.

I did. The thickness, not the length.

I didn't say you touched her! I said you slobbered on her!

I didn't tell your mother the truth.

I didn't think so. ♫ To hell with love ♫

I didn't. You did.

I don't even remember the hospital.

I don't even see what the difference is.

I don't get back till Saturday, but if you make it Sunday, I'll bring fresh trout.

I don't get out as much as I'd like to.

I don't know if I know a bigger jerk.

I don't know what to think, Betty.

I don't know where all that time went.

I don't know which way to turn. There's no smokin'in here, Pop.

I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle aged ass anyway.

I don't know why we're sittin' around here actin'like it was our fault.

I don't know! I came home and he was here.

I don't know. You going to visit Aunt Bunny this weekend?

I don't know. Dr. Wyman ordered it.

I don't know. I didn't want to hurt her feelings, you know?

I don't know. Let's go look at the cop. Yeah, come on.

I don't know. Nobody knows who did it.

I don't remember him.

I don't see how she could even give those things away.

I don't think it's good he keeps sleeping like this. I don't think that's a good sign.

I don't think we should touch anything until we call somebody.

I don't think we should touch her. Should we?

I don't think you got 'em tight enough. Snap 'em!

I don't think you should talk that way in front of the kids.

I don't think you want to come, honey. You don't want to come, do you?

I don't wanna do this anymore. I've been doing this for... I've been very patient.

I don't wanna run all over these mountains for a couple of cockteasers.

I don't want any trouble here.

I don't want them to hear about all the ain pay and isery may I saw last night.

I don't want to hear that anymore.

I don't want to talk to you, Earl. I'm with some people. Okay?

I don't want you around anymore.

I don't want you servicing their pool, you know, if they haven't paid.

I don't want you to talk that way about your father.

I feel a little sick. ♫ To hell ♫

I feel so bad for them, and I thought you'd wanna know.

I figured it would take a couple hours. Then, I'll go to work, tell 'em I'm feeling better.

I go in. I hear that she's up in the shower. So, I holler out...

I got a list here.

I got Chad tonight, you know. Wanna join us?

I got hit by a car.

I got hit in the back and knocked down hard.

I got it right here. Want me to take it to the kitchen or something, or...

I got it! Hey! Didn't I tell ya?

I got London broil from the Greek. You want me to fix it? Want me to freeze it?

I got some good news, a surprise. About Suzy?

I got there as fast as I could.

I gotta check on my work. Quality control.

I gotta go to the bathroom. Don't lean on me like that.

I gotta go. Jim's gonna have a fit, and I gotta make sure I have the tickets. 334.5 00:23:11,330 > 00:23:12,733 Have a good time in Memphis.

I gotta run it up and down, up her... on the inside of her elastic...

I guess it was supposed to be like...

I had to respect her wishes, Howard.

I hadn't even realized how drunk he was until we started driving.

I hate L.A.