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Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

Intolerable Cruelty is a delightful romantic comedy film directed by the Coen brothers in 2003. Set in the world of divorce law, the movie revolves around Miles Massey, brilliantly portrayed by George Clooney. He is a successful yet cynical attorney who falls for the intriguing gold digger, Marilyn Rexroth, played by the stunning Catherine Zeta-Jones. As their love-hate relationship unravels, it leads to a series of cunning twists and turns that keep the audience captivated.

This witty and fast-paced film also features an extraordinary supporting cast including Edward Herrmann, Geoffrey Rush, and Billy Bob Thornton. The talented ensemble, guided by the Coen brothers' sharp direction, brings the smart and sharp dialogue to life. With its clever plot, sharp humor, and charismatic performances, Intolerable Cruelty is a true testament to the Coen brothers' signature style.

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A burglar broke in intending to loot the place, repented,
A gismo? He had a device he called The intruder.
A hundred and twenty nine thousand
A man whose name is synonymous with bitter disputes and big awards,
A map of enemy territory, so to speak. You said that he's a television producer?
A Martha Stewart catalog right next to the silver napkin rings?
A Massey prenup?
A sitting duck.
Absolutely.
Afraid to see people, afraid to put her portfolio into play.
Again I ask, have you any questions for the complainant?
Ah, yes, but is she richer than Mrs. Croesus?
All lies and jests
All right, Miles. Let me tell you everything that you need to know.
All right, tell Amstedler I’ll return in 20 minutes.
All right, you want fun and games? All right.
All right. Thank you.
And a cursory examination tends to support that it is, then...
And all of a sudden, the rules of the moral universe don't apply.
And as captain of the good ship Amore Veritas,
And as you are well aware, my previous marriage
And before your marriage, what was your profession?
And besides, I have you. It'll be fun, just the girls.
And causes diarrhea and facial tics!
And did she have any other specifications?
And do you, Marylyn Hamilton Rexroth Doyle,
And do you, Marylyn Rexroth, take Howard to be your shipmate and companion
And for you?
And form a lasting monogamous bond sanctified by ritual, it's pert near universal.
And have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it.
And hides all human feeling.
And I don't wanna stop 'cause it feels so darn good!
And I had a fair amount of success against the split T defense.
And I have a feeling that someday soon,
And I’m dead set against it. I mean, just anti the whole deal.
And I’ve nailed his ass fair and square.
And if not for your cool headed intervention,
And in love.
And let me tell you something, smart guy.
And look at him. He's 87 years old.
And Marylyn knows him.
And my wealth is completely, completely protected?
And now, we're all feeling just a little bit embarrassed by the whole thing, so...
And of course, we will have to litigate. Sentence, paragraph.
And only a peptic ulcer to keep her warm at night.
And she was a guest of the Red Trousers?
And tell Fred Armatrading that
And telling us, their friends,
And that's the address that she's staying at.
And then both parties will go home with their portion of the staple factory.
And then he had a prototype built out of the parts from our vacuum cleaner.
And then the entire process will find an equilibrium point
And this here deed that I’m fixin' to perform.
And this time, there'll be no Puffy von Espy.
And what does that job entail?
And what exactly is it we're partners in?
And what is your husband's profession?
And what, at that time, did she tell you she required?
And you've always loved him?
And, I take it, you deny.
And, Marylyn, he's no schnauzer.
And, yes, absent a swimming pool,
Anyway, three fine settlements.
Apparently, from what I can gather, a burglar broke into your house.
April, come she will
April, come she will
Are you renting kilts?
Are you Wheezy Joe?
Arthur had to fly to Atlanta for a deadbeat dad hearing.
Arthur Yardumian and his tax attorney want to reschedule their caucus for tomorrow.
As a matter of fact, it might be of some interest to you, being in a related business.
As for the sexual indiscretion which he imagined took place,
As if a lead veil had been drawn across it.
As our first order of business,
As the president of N.O.M.A.N. or as a member.
At Bad Gadesbourg in the canton of Uri.
At the preliminary hearing, he just looked so beaten.
At this point, I would think you're probably the only person
Baby, this is for you.
Barkeep, we'll have two of your finest scotches.
Barkeep! That's the soap that used to belong to...
Baron von Espy, what is your profession?
Based on the skill of the individual lawyers.
Became despondent over his lifestyle and shot himself.
Because of an impending legal matter,
Because their flame of love is guttering and threatens to die,
Because today, for the first time in my life,
Before her before, or before she sat before?
Before her before.
Bitch. That's my Daytime Television Lifetime Achievement Award.
Both parties will leave it with what they brought in and earned during.
Boy, I’m gonna nail your ass. Your ass. The old billionaire.
But a bottle of Bromo can't love you back.
But ever since I met Marylyn there, I can't seem to quit givin' her things.
But how could I trust you, Miles, after all this?
But how did you get Howard to do it? It felt like it was his idea.
But how do you determine which of the people on here are...
But I think my client is well beyond the point of considering...
But if the QB calls it, hell, I’m ready.
But not before her.
But of course, yes.
But remember that you're in an emotionally vulnerable state.
But the work will have to serve as its own reward.
But then he became more and more fixated
But then, I guess
But they knocked off that whole John D. routine
But today Marylyn and Howard are taking that leap
But you're going through with it?
But, madam, who is the real victim here? Let me suggest to you the following.
But, Marylyn, do we have a man for you.
But, Marylyn, this man is tuna.
But, no. No, I’m retaining Freddy Bender.
By the name of Marylyn Rexroth Doyle Massey... Smith Massey.
Bye bye, baby!
Cabin seven.
Can I say this? Wealths es of our various eligible guests.
Can you remember any specific request she made at that time?
Can't you hear the whistle blowin'
Careful. Rottweilers.
Cheesy bastard!
Chere Marylyn. But of course.
Christ, you seem to be taking it pretty good.
Christ!
Colleagues, when our clients come to us confused and angry and hurting
Consider this office your office, your haven,
Could I just borrow your charming fiancée for a moment?
Counselor! Freddy!
Cynicism, that cloak that advertises our indifference
Darling, you're exposed.
Dear God, Wrigley, how many cockamamie personal possessions do we have to amass?
Destroys love, destroys our clients, and, ultimately, destroys ourselves.
Devastated. Simply devastated.
Did she specify what kind of a husband she was looking for?
Didn't have time for breakfast this morning.
Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery.
Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery.
Do a down and in, and up and out and different things,
Do we counsel fear or trust? Do we seek to destroy or build?
Do we meet our clients' problems with cynicism
Do we seek to extinguish that flame
Do you know him? By reputation,
Do you really think we could put all this across?
Do you want some bones, huh? Does Elsbieta want some bones?
Do you want some bones? Does Elsbieta want some bones?
Do you, Howard Drexler Doyle, take Marylyn
Do you, Miles Longfellow Massey
Doctor, this is highly unusual.
Don't call me anymore for this penny ante shit.
Don't tell me. She sits around the house,
Don't try to bait me, Miles. Now if you have a proposal to make, let's hear it.
Donovan Donaly.
Donovan, please. Let's just all talk. I mean, I think...
Donovan!
Donovan?
Dump him. You can't nail his ass.
Eighteen granted.
Eighteen hundred billable hours.
Eighteen movements to void for respondent's prejudice.
Eighty five lunches charged.
Elsbieta.
Ended in an unjustified stain upon my reputation.
Even through its dissolution. Mrs. Gutman here,
Even your indigenous Americans, I believe it was your Cree, used to...
Everything goes to Marylyn.
Everything. Primary residence, beach house, ski cabin, auto, stocks, bonds, dental floss.
Except for two years when he was in the Navy in Southeast Asia.
Excuse me, Mr. Doyle.
Excuse me.
Explain this away, darling.
Family Court of the Fifth District of Los Angeles County now in session.
Few great accomplishments are achieved single handedly, Wrigley.
Finally, a man whom she could herself brazenly cuckold
Five hundred and sixty four summary judgments.
For a pocketful of mumbles Such are promises
For developing and examining these photos of her address book.
For his special ed classes are truly justified, given the great strides...
For its relevance in the Chapman filing.
For my part, I've made the leap of love, and there's no going back.
For the groom to give his bride a gift on their wedding day.
For where a heart is hard, they make no battery.
Fourteen summary judgments sought.
Freddy Bender, this is Rex Rexroth. And you are the lovely Marylyn.
Freddy said she was flying in with him. Celebrating, I guess.
Freddy, we're all friends here. It’s a negotiation. Hey!
Freddy, we're all friends here. It’s a negotiation. Hey!
Freddy! Come on, Freddy! No fair!
Freddy.
Friends,
From the Los Angeles firm of Massey, Myerson, Sloan and Gurolnick,
From the mind of my dear Howard Doyle.
Funny, isn't it? We're frightened of this emotion,
George was so impressed, he hired him when he divorced his second.
Get that thing off me now!
Get that thing off me now!
Get Wrigley to look up Oliphant V. Oliphant, Commonwealth of Virginia,
Get yourself some clean scrubs, and have them prepare the OR.
Go, Rexie! Go, Rexie, baby!
God bless you all.
God.
Golly, the whole left side of his body is as useless as tits on a boar hog.
Gonna lose you.
Good day, Ollie. I’m great. You?
Good God. Talk about your oxymoron.
Good, sir.
Good.
Goodbye. You know, thank you so much.
Got three of those yard people.
Grandpa nearly had a stroke.
Gus, you outdid yourself.
Gus. Did you see any evidence?
Gym four times a week. Hour and a half, plus stretching.
Hair appointment in the morning. Afternoon?
Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham.
Hard...
Has anyone any bones?
Has anyone any bones? Hard, crunchy bones for the...
Has Mrs. Rexroth pursued the opportunities implicit in your arrangement?
He asked me to deliver the keynote address at this year's convention in Vegas.