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Cocoon (1985)

Cocoon (1985)

"Cocoon" is a heartwarming science-fiction film released in 1985. Directed by Ron Howard, the movie tells the tale of a group of elderly individuals who discover a magical fountain of youth hidden inside a mysterious swimming pool. As they decide to go for a dip, they realize they are rejuvenated, imbued with newfound energy and youthfulness. The cast includes a remarkable ensemble of veteran actors, including Don Ameche, Wilford Brimley, Hume Cronyn, Jack Gilford, and Jessica Tandy, who brought their unique charm and chemistry to this enchanting story. If you are intrigued by the film, you can dive into its world by playing and downloading its sounds here, to fully immerse yourself in the beauty of "Cocoon."

A boat just left the dock. David!
A box of candy or something.
A great night to see that total lunar eclipse.
A lot of old people aboard, a kid, some in wheelchairs.
A maritime oath that forbids me
About 100 centuries ago, we had an outpost here on Earth,
Across a crowded room
After what happened today.
Ah!
Ain't a son of a bitch in the world
All in $100 bills?
All kinds, all races. Come on.
All memories, all music station
All nationalities, all creeds!
All right!
All right.
All right.
All right. Cast it out there.
All right. I'll tell you, but you can't let the others know
All right. I'm gonna tell you the truth.
All right. Let's call it.
All right. Let's meet the aliens.
All right. Let's start here.
All right. You know, not even for the boat.
All this time to energize the pool.
All we need to do is to get our friends and leave.
Alma, let me give you a hand with that.
Alma, you're overreacting.
Alma...
Alma's not gonna believe it.
Already have.
And collected $225 on our big money memories jackpot.
And do you know where?
And go...
And he said to me... Dutch Schultz!
And he's not happy at all.
And I still can't believe it Love conquers all
And I'm thinking of blowing the whistle on the whole goddamn deal.
And if you don't, I can still get you there.
And if you try to eat my face off or take over my body,
And if you've got a latitude and a longitude, I can get you there.
And it's Joe Joe taking the lead.
And my mother came out on the porch, and she was screaming...
And never made anything as beautiful as that mouton collar.
And now we've come back for them.
And now we've come back for them.
And now we've come back.
And our first tune is a special arrangement of Dancing in the Dark.
And saltines.
And straighten this whole thing out.
And take your embarrassing beach towel with you.
And that kind of bothers me.
And that's good.
And that's what we call dancing
And that's what we call dancing
And that's what we call dancing
And that's when a guy gets scared.
And the grief associated with death before.
And the new civilizations that we'll be traveling to
And the only thing that would happen
And they didn't give you any other medication at all
And they won't have baseball games,
And they won't have hot dogs,
And they won't have that kind of stuff. And...
And tour guide, deep sea fisherman,
And we might even have a swimming suit for you.
And we wouldn't be able to visit you, either.
And we'll take it in as is condition.
And you wouldn't even kiss my cheek without asking.
And, of course, they really want to sell.
Anybody have second thoughts?
Anyway, it's all up here.
Are any of us?
Are on to some kind of rejuvenation.
Are you all right?
Are you all right? Yeah.
Are you nervous?
Are you sure I shouldn't try it, Jack?
Are you talking about last night?
Aren't you?
ART: A party. I'm for that.
ART: Bess said we should take it to the National Enquirer.
ART: Come on. Let's go, shall we?
ART: I mean, I have to share everything.
ART: I saw this, but I fell asleep. So I don't know how it ends.
ART: Joe, Joe, Joe. Everybody.
ART: Set it over there.
ART: The clubhouse is closed, boys.
ART: Well, gentlemen, mission accomplished.
ART: What are you talking about? A mistake about what?
ART: Who cares?
ART: Wouldn't be fun if we had permission.
ART: You have marvelous form.
ART: You'll be a new man, Bernie. Believe me.
ART: You'll like Pillsbury. He's a fine fellow.
Art. It's so late.
As long as there's a swimming pool, we have everything we need.
As long as you live.
As our base here on Earth.
Be a good boy. Mind your mom.
Because I knew you stole it.
Because I really like skin on a woman.
Because things have been so good between us.
Before the first upheaval.
BEN: Come on! Get out of there!
BEN: Come on! Let's go. Let's get a hold of this!
BEN: Come on. Get a move on.
BEN: Come on. Open the fucking door!
BEN: Here you go, Alma. Your little cart.
BEN: I got a couple of things I...
BEN: L, P, E, O.
BEN: Nobody likes being scared.
BEN: T, O, Z.
BEN: What are you doing here?
BEN: What the hell is that?
Ben?
Ben.
Ben. I said one.
Ben's right. I'm in.
Bernie, Bernie, Bernie.
Bernie, his parents are divorced. His mother works.
Bernie, please.
BERNIE: Come on! Quick!
BERNIE: Let's get out of here. Come on!
BERNIE: Rosie.
Bernie.
Bernie. Bernie, shut up.
Bernie. Bernie!
BESS: Girls, that's wonderful.
BESS: Here we go. And...
BESS: Hit it. That's much better.
Better advise the commander.
Blood pressure? NURSE 1: No blood pressure.
Blue steel. Cat couldn't scratch it.
Bonner, you got my goddamn money now?
Boy, that's cold.
Boy, you know, I thought I'd been around. I...
Boy, you know, I thought I'd been around. I...
Boy! Talk about wet blankets!
Bring it around.
But don't get weird on me, people.
But I promise you
But I'm gonna do a whole cleanup, a whole sanitation thing.
But I'm not ready to go home yet.
But I'm not taking half.
But if it's a choice of only six more months here with you,
But if you screw it up for the rest of us...
But if you'll just relax...
But if you're thinking that I'm just out to nail you,
But in a pool?
But they're lovely.
But you stole it for me.
But you'd also be teachers.
But, believe me, Jack, we will still get our friends back.
But, young man, remember, road signs aren't made that small.
But...
By the way, right here is where a crime is being committed.
Bye, Bernie.
Bye, Bernie.
Bye, Dad. Bye, Mom.
Bye, Grandpa.
Bye.
Call the police.
Can you help me?
Can you take them back with you on that spaceship?
Can't you think about anything else?
Captain, cut your engines.
Captain, this is Lieutenant Spark of the St. Petersburg police.
Cast off those lines.
Check it out.
Check the bus stations and the airports.
Christ, I don't have to listen to you.
Clear. Now.
Come into the police boat with her.
Come on in here.
Come on over here.
Come on, Bernie!
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on! Everybody out!
Come on, come on. Let's go, let's go.
Come on, Jack.
Come on, Kirk. That money will bring you no pleasure!
Come on, ladies. Pick them up. Very good.
Come on, man. It's the great unknown out there.
Come on, Mr. Lefkowitz.
Come on, Rose.
Come on, Rose. Come on. Let's go.
Come on, Rose. Stop right there.
Come on, you worn out old pusses.
Come on! Bring that one around here, okay?
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Out of the water! Get out!
Come on! Start! Go!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Go with us.
Come on. God...
Come on. Live a little.
Contact Miss Lerner in her office by 1:00 today.
Could we talk to one of their friends?
Cowardly, cowardly custard, can't cut the mustard!
David, I'm very worried about Grandpa and Grandma.
DAVID: Yeah, I am.
DAVID: You know, Grandpa, you're right.
David!
David! Come on. Please.
David! David!
David! David!
David! You come back here!
David? Staying up for the eclipse?
David.
David's mother wants him to
Did I ever accuse you of being dishonest?
Did you and Grandpa have a fight today?
Dig, dig, dig, dig!
Do not fear.
Do the Susy Q That's good for you
Do you ever want to do anything about it?
Do you think it's safe?
Do you think there's cocaine in that pool?
DOCTOR: All right. Let's start with line three.
DOCTOR: And the next line.
DOCTOR: Is there a pulse? NURSE 2: No pulse.
DOCTOR: Okay, let's get a board under her.
DOCTOR: Well, Joe, I gotta tell you,
Doctors don't know everything.
Does that mean that you have to do it, too?
Does this kid have a home or what?
Don't count on it. I may turn professional.
Don't do that!
Don't make yourself look any more ridiculous than you already are.
Don't threaten me, Joe.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch you? What's the big deal?
Don't use that stuff. Use prunes.
Don't worry, Jack. You'll know when I'm around.
Don't worry, miss.
Don't you worry, Bernie. We'll take the fall for you.
Dumping Max was the smartest move I ever made.
Everyone else said, Use the North Pole. I said, No. Too cold.
Everything's happening so fast.
Ex Lax. You got my Ex Lax.
Exactly.
Except when they were all over me.
Excuse me.
Express affection?
Face eating, Jack?
Fall, fall. That's another thing.
Fellows, this is the life.
Fine?
Fine. Give it.
Fine. Just look.
First constellation Needful simulation
For every action
For St. Petersburg and Tampa at the top of the hour.
For the tragedy at sea which has taken the lives
Forever?
Friend, 100%. I'm your friend.
Friend. Friend! That's right.
Full forward. Wheels up.
Get back! Get back!
Get out! All of you, get out!
Get out. BEN: Let's get the hell out of here.
Get the goddamn police!
Get the police, you idiots.
Give it a rest, Rose.
Go get some sodas and sandwiches and stuff.
Go to the other side of the pool.
God damn it. It's ridiculous.
God! God, I think it's broken. God damn it!
Gonna make a personal appearance?
Good to see you again, Jack.
Goodbye, little man.
Got a little game of 20 questions for you.
Got it right here. I got it right here.
Grandpa, wait for me! I want to go, too!
Grandpa!
Gravity pulling me
Gravity pulling me
Gravity pulling me
Gravity pulling me
Gravity pulling me
Gravity pulling me
Gravity pulling me
Gravity pulling me
Gravity pulling me
Gravity pulling me
Great, great.
Guy brings a beach towel. You believe these tourists?
Guy throws up on the deck, he doesn't catch one fish, gives me half my money.
Half? What do you... What is this half?
Happy birthday! Many more! Thank you.
Has to know we're in that pool.
He can come in for a minute.
He made me promise.
He said, Rose, where the hell did you get that sweater?
He'll be chasing them dolls till his dick rots off.
He's always here.
Hello, Ben. Walter.
Hello, David.
Hello, David.
Hello?
Here we go. And...
Here you are.
Here you go, Bernie. Hope you feel better.
Here you go, Pops.
Here you go, you bloodsucker. I have nothing to live on.
Here you go.
Here. Divide it up, girls! Divide it up! Divide it up!
Here. Have fun, have fun, my friends! Have fun!
Here. Here's half your money.
Hey, are your extraterrestrials
Hey, Art. Art.
Hey, Bernie. Come on.
Hey, fellows! Fellows! Fellows!
Hey, grandpa!
Hey, hey. Whoa!
Hey, I'll be fine.
Hey, I'm an orphan. Do I go around asking for breaks?
Hey, look.
Hey, they're not even melted yet. Wow.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, watch out. Those dolphins look pretty horny.
Hey!
Hey! Enjoy, enjoy!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Somebody's coming!
Hey.
Hey. Are you up for a swim, maybe?
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hi, Jack. I'm Walter.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, Pillsbury. How you doing, pal?
Hi!
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Hi, Walter. Well, come on.
Hi. I'm Jack Bonner. How you doing?
Hit it. Yes, yes.
Hiya, Grandpa.
Hmm.
Holy shit.
Home.
Honestly, it's free.
Hope the water isn't too cold.
How about that?
How do you do?
How you guys doing?
Hurry.
I accused you of being from another planet, but an honest planet.
I always liked chocolate.
I appreciate it.
I begged you not to go.
I believe him, and I'm scared.
I came by to tell you I'm sorry, Walter.
I can keep a secret. I won't tell anybody.
I can read road signs.
I can... I can help you.
I can't tell you.
I could use some real men here.
I didn't expect it. It's such a surprise.
I didn't...
I do get scared a lot.
I don't believe it, and I'm still scared.
I don't believe we've met.
I don't care how healthy you think you are!
I don't feel a bit bad about sneaking in their swimming pool
I don't know about anybody else, but I'm going.
I don't know how to do it. I didn't buy it. It's just beautiful.
I don't know if that's such a good idea.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I don't know what's going on here.
I don't like her at all.
I don't like the kids my age.
I don't mind cheating her a little.
I don't need any other glasses, young man.
I don't see anything wrong with it.
I don't think it's fair.
I don't want any of your threats.
I don't want to live forever
I estimate our position is right about here, at this point.
I fall, I break my hip, I can't sue anybody.
I feel great!
I feel so nice today, I can't tell you.
I got mine on.
I got no license.
I guess I'm just less gullible than you guys.
I guess I've been ridiculous. I am sorry.
I guess me and your grandma are going away, David.
I guess we can talk price later.
I guess your ride's here, huh?
I had never experienced the pain
I hate to go visiting without a plate of cookies,
I have more horse sense than you'll ever have.
I have my pride.
I have never seen anything like this before in my life.
I have to do something for her. She... She...
I hear it's a great place, a lot of fish.
I hope you're not gonna take your skin off,
I just don't want you to forget how much we care
I just love to see you eat your words, Doc.
I just pretended to be stupid, and I guess I really was.
I just wanted to tell you I hope you find what you're looking for.
I knew. I always knew.
I know something is wrong.
I know you're just trying to help your people.
I know.
I like to hang around you guys.
I love you, too.
I love you.
I may have a drink or two.
I mean, I can't promise, but I'll try.
I mean, I can't.
I mean, I think this is a serious mistake.
I need a brew. You want something cold?
I need to talk about with you.
I prefer to do that myself. They use so much chlorine.
I promise you. Can I have a word...
I said put down that cocoon!
I say, So then you haven't.
I still can't believe I did that.
I think I got them below me.
I think I'm better off not knowing.
I think I'm better off not knowing.
I think so.
I thought I was the only one.
I thought maybe you guys had got the hell out of here already
I use both.
I want to get down right along this fault line.
I want to go.
I want to talk to you two!
I want to thank you for being a fine guide and a good friend.
I want you all to consider very carefully
I want you to look me up, okay?
I was in the navy.
I was just thinking to myself.
I was talking in general.
I wish I could help you. It's just too late.
I wish we'd get a bite.
I wonder if they'll have fishing holes there.
I, for one, don't believe this alien crap at all.
I... I know we let you down, and I'm really sorry.
I... Oh, my God! I can't believe it won't start!
I'd just like to get to know you as a human being.
I'd never see you again?
I'll be with you in a second, okay?
I'll bet they made a pickup out at sea.
I'll get a line. No pulse.
I'll give you everything I've got.
I'll see you tomorrow.
I'll sleep like a baby.
I'll try not to dump anything on you tonight.
I'll watch him. You watch him. You watch me.
I'm a citizen, too.
I'm a citizen. I believe in this country,
I'm an experienced scuba diver
I'm calling the police.
I'm gonna assume mental illness.
I'm gonna bring you closer to my life
I'm gonna bring you closer to the river
I'm gonna go ahead and assume goodwill.
I'm gonna go talk to them.
I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
I'm gonna miss them.
I'm gonna miss you.
I'm gonna touch you Feel you with a thunder
I'm happy you're going to live, Joe, but I've got to live, too.
I'm in the water, far from shore.
I'm not calling no cops because a couple of geezers
I'm not gonna be able to bring them back.
I'm not gonna have anything to do with them.
I'm not involved with anyone.
I'm not like the other women you've known.
I'm not naming names... Jack...
I'm not promising I'll get wet.
I'm not scared! Get going!
I'm okay!
I'm positive.
I'm ready to take on the world!
I'm really gonna miss you.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, Alma.
I'm sorry, Bernie.
I'm too old for that kind of thing.
I'm trying to save 20 lives, and I'm running out of time.
I'm trying to save his life.
I'm very happy, Bess.
I'm wide awake.
I've been diving. It's all right.
I've been to all of the stars in the sky
I've bowled with a lot of women.
I've driven everything on wheels all my life.
I've never had anyone close to me who died.
I've never heard of that. Is that some sort of delicacy?
I've never seen it roll in so fast.
I've put all kinds of people on this boat.
Ice. Get something cold on it.
If I could catch one more great, big fish...
If my husband said he saw people from outer space,
If that wouldn't be too long for you.
If we see any, we'll send them over.
If we're lucky.
If you and Rose would just come with us, you'd feel differently.
If you don't want to do it for yourself, that's fine,
If you don't want to do this for Rose,
If you're not gonna be with me.
If your friend Ben Luckett decides to jump off
In 1948, Dutch Schultz walked into my store,
In an ocean, fine. There I expect to see plenty of rocks,
In case you're wondering... Silly Putty.
In the kitchen. You're in the kitchen.
Into St. Petersburg
Involved?
Is there a pulse or a blood pressure?
Is this land? What is this?
Is we'd end up renting someone else's boat.
It don't matter.
It happens.
It may need some oil. I haven't dusted in a while,
It was in Coney Island. I was nine.
It was pretty heavy for a nine year old.
It's a breeze. Everything's fine.
It's a complete remission.
It's a heat sensitive map. I've seen these.
It's a... Well, it's a miracle.
It's amazing.
It's at night.
It's embarrassing.
It's in that pool over there, right?
It's just that a lot more things bother me than other guys.
It's next door, isn't it?
It's nice and warm, Bernie.
It's not the first time.
It's not the pool. It's not the water.
It's possible.
It's probably gonna take you an eternity to forgive me.
It's right over here.
It's the pool. It's having an effect...
It's Thursday.
It's too late.
It's very fulfilling.
It's... It's hard to know who to trust, isn't it, Jack?
Jack, I can't tell you what's inside there.
Jack, I'm sure you're bothered by what you've seen,
Jack, sit!
Jack, this is the most important thing we've ever done.
Jack, we'd better take a look down below.
Jack, you could turn us in, or perhaps you could do something else
JACK: If this is foreplay, I'm a dead man.
JACK: Make sure you get the feed line. Okay? 'Cause it's gotta be...
JACK: Only when I need it, right? Only when I need it.
JACK: Right.
JACK: Right. Now listen, tell me, nothing's gonna fall off right now, is it?
Jack. Don't let them board us.
Jack. Jack, sit down.
Jack. Of course we're gonna pay you for the boat. We're honest.
Jesus!
Jesus...
Joe, you'll never bowl another game like that
JOE: Age isn't everything.
JOE: Because you're a hardhead, Bernie.
JOE: Hey, Pills. Come on in.
JOE: I can't do this alone!
JOE: I wish I had the guts to go in.
JOE: Sit down!
JOE: We have no business being here!
JOE: Well, I guess we shouldn't be greedy about it.
JOE: Well, maybe they'd give us permission to use the pool.
JOE: What's happening suddenly?
JOE: What's the word on what?
JOE: You really are an old bastard.
JOE: You want it heated, too?
Joe!
Joe! Don't! Joe! Joe!
Joe! Joe!
Joe? Is Joe above the law? BEN: Yeah.
Joe.
Joe. Joe. Try to relax.
Just after 4:00.
Just get your ass off my boat, man.
Just get your ass off my boat.
Just put it down and back away, please.
Just south, right here.
Just tell them that as long as they're
K, O, C, F, E.
K, O, C...
Kirk, come on. You're not actually gonna take all my money, are you?
KIRK: Not on your life.
KIRK: Not on your life.
Kitty, are you married?
Kitty, I took a maritime oath,
KITTY: Well, we do owe you an explanation.
Knows our schedule.
Ladies, ladies, let's just go and see for ourselves.
Lay this one down outside and come right back.
Let her come with us just this once.
Let me hear it.
Let me hear it.
Let me just look.
Let me tell you about what Dutch said...
Let's get a pulse, let's get a blood pressure.
Let's go home. Get in, darling.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go! Go, go, go, go, go! Let's go!
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's have a party!
Let's move! Come on! Quick!
Let's move! Come on! Quick!
Let's waste no time.
Look at that.
Look at the old fogey!
Look at us. We're three harmless old men.
Look at you goddamn people.
Look up.
Look, Ben,
Look, I don't know what you're thinking,
Look, I don't want to get rough with you, you know,
Look, Kitty, next time you're in town,
Look, look, look. We gotta go into the club!
Looks airtight.
Looks like you got these things pretty well covered.
MAN 1 ON RADIO: Where the hell did this come from?
MAN 1: This is Air 21.
MAN 1: We get no reading on radar. Over.
MAN 1: We just went into fog, Chris.
MAN 2: 14X3, we copy. Have zero visibility.
MAN 2: 14X3, we copy. Have zero visibility.
MAN 2: I don't know. I can't see a damn thing.
MAN 2: Roger, Air 21. You are clear.
MAN 2: Speed selectors, re check, full forward.
MAN 3: Maintain a visual on the Manta.
MAN 3: Manta III, this is not a request. This is an order.
MAN ON RADIO: We'll have more news here at your
MAN ON RADIO: Yeah, it's gonna be 72 and clear tonight,
MAN ON TV: Look out.
Man overboard, gentlemen.
Man overboard.
MAN: Back this way.
MAN: Back this way.
MAN: Get to that pool! Get out of the way!
Mary, you have your nerve calling me gullible.
MARY: Ben!
MARY: That's it.
Matter of fact, there's a few of us could use a little of it.
Max couldn't do anything with his hands,
Max never stole anything for me,
May the force be with you!
Me, too.
Me, too. I was just thinking.
Me?
Me? No.
Men should be explorers, no matter how old they are.
Modification Love and variation
Molecular reaction
Mom and Dad, where are you going?
Mom? Dad?
Mom? Dad?
More than fine.
Morning. Morning.
Mutual affection
My eyes are very sensitive.
My God, I'm telling the truth.
My God!
My goodness. Look at this.
My gosh.
My parents finally came back for me.
My pleasure. Bye bye.
Nature dealt us our hand of cards, and we played them.
Nerita peloronta.
Nerita peloronta.
Never had a mishap.
Next line.
No Italian food. Makes me fart.
No matter what we say or do.
No wonder your wife has no use for you.
No, no.
No, no. Don't. Do not touch it.
No, no. Last night was fine.
No, no. Never.
No, we don't.
No, you don't owe me anything.
No, you go on home.
No! But you're the stupid one.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Forget I ever mentioned it.
No. I came to say goodbye.
No. Just put... Put the towel down.
No. No, no.
No. No. Thanks, Jack. We're doing fine.
No. See, my friend, Joe Finley, he's got cancer.
No. They would never survive the flight.
No. Yeah.
Nobody's gonna board this boat.
None of this is bad for America, I guess.
Not a lot of torture. You know, not... But some.
Not a thing, Doc.
Not a thing.
Not all up there, pal.
Not by me, because I'm being carried.
Not even our kids.
Not life as we know it, but in the spirit everlasting.
Not me.
Not Walter, maybe, but...
Nothing like this has ever happened to me before.
Nothing like this has ever happened to me before.
Nothing. Zip.
Nothing's changed, Alma. Go home, Joe.
Now the life force is completely drained from the water.
Now you just run the pointer. All right?
Now, at the end of the game,
Now, Jack, I want you to listen to me very carefully.
Now, we were able to evacuate everyone except for my ground crew.
Now, you drive careful, Walter.
Now, you went to the goddamn doctor. Now, what did he say?
NURSE 1: Eighty over 50. DOCTOR: Keep pumping.
Of course I do.
Of course not.
Of course you're honest.
Of course.
Of course. I love you now, and you can't keep up with me.
Of these men and women in what should have been
Off the floor, grandpa.
OFFICER: We're gonna shoot on over to the home there
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. What do we do?
Oh, my.
Okay, gentlemen?
Okay? Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Good night. I love you.
Okay. Got it?
Okay. I'll go get Mom.
Okay. I'll see you in the morning. All right?
Okay. I'm gonna miss you, Kitty.
Okay. Right this way.
Old is right. I don't want to be young again.
Once I make a decision, Arthur, I never turn back.
Once in a great while.
Once more. Everyone off now.
One of these days.
Only your grandmother and me from this outfit.
Or living forever all by myself,
Our loved ones are in good hands, for now and forevermore.
Out of the way! Let's move!
Out of the way! Let's move!
Outer space, my lad.
Outer space.
Over at the home, huh?
P, E, Z, O, L, C, F, T, D.
Perfect.
Perfect. Can you figure that out?
Pipe down.
Please, out of the pool.
Pong.
Poor Rose. She's really slipping.
Pops!
Pops.
Pops.
Pulling me
Pulling me
Pulling me
Put down the cocoon.
Put it to her?
Quick. Get me a glass of water.
Ready!
Really good. Do I do that to you?
Really?
Reduced to a goddamn Peeping Tom now, Bonner?
Remember, I said... I said I'd look. Grab there.
Remember, we're old.
Right along this line... Sure.
Right now I'd like to send out congratulations
Right.
Right.
Roger. Let's shut them down. Over.
Rolling out. Re check speed selectors.
Rose and I will never set foot over there again.
Rose is gone, Bernie. Why stay?
Rose, I think these must belong to you.
ROSE: When Max saw me in that sweater
ROSE: When Max saw me in that sweater
Rose?
Rose? Are you asleep?
Rose.
Rose.
Rose.
Rose.
Rose.
Rosie.
Sailing through the midnight sun
Saltines.
Saw some people from outer space.
See you, Walter.
She climbs one every once in a while.
She just followed me home that one day.
She needs it, Bernie.
She remembers who I am, she remembers who she is, so we're doing okay.
She was our eighth caller yesterday
She's not my girlfriend.
She's not normal.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit. Excuse me.
Shit. How's your girlfriend?
Should we tell somebody?
Simply because we've got one
Simply because you're near me
Sinking never occurred to me.
Sir, do you have another pair of glasses?
Sir, is there anything on that line you can read?
Sir, what line are you reading?
Sir!
Smile.
So that's what you're doing? You're coming back for your friends?
So the point is to head directly south
So then you haven't, huh?
So you should be pretty comfortable.
So you think it's like Bernie says, we're cheating nature.
So, good night, you worriers.
So, you definitely trust them?
Some of it's down here.
Son of a bitch!
Soon, my boy. Soon.
Spacemen, you say? Yeah.
Stand by to be boarded.
Stop by next week sometime, okay?
Stop thinking about yourself. We're doing this for Joe.
Stop!
Stop! Everybody out!
Suddenly you're looking to reshuffle the deck, huh?
Sure you like it here.
Sure, sure.
Sure.
SUSAN: David, are you in bed yet?
SUSAN: David!
SUSAN: David!
SUSAN: Hi, Dad. Hi, honey.
Swing them to the left
Technically speaking, I have to know what's in there.
Terrific.
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you.
Thank you. I'm Rose. Rose Lefkowitz.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks, Jack.
That a friend of ours just has to have.
That door basically slides back and forth.
That feels nice.
That I told you anything.
That says they don't know nothing.
That would make things difficult for us,
That'll make your old ball sac shrivel up.
That's all I ever wanted to be. I want to be your friend.
That's for sure. That's for sure.
That's good news.
That's my lucky number. Holy smokes!
That's not it at all.
That's right.
That's your business.
The beautiful and peaceful sunset of their lives.
The bottom one.
The doctor. That's what.
The injector. We've got to make the injector... It's got...
The Japanese have this.
The last one was when I picked what you call Atlantis
The navy could use men like you.
The navy's in.
The owner of the facility is on his way from West Palm,
The pool doesn't work anymore.
The pool! The pool!
The top of the Empire State Building,
The trouble with you is you think too much,
The water's really warm.
The way nature's been treating us,
The word on the corridor is that you dudes
Then you do the twist with all of your might
Then you drive.
Then you swing them to the right
There are a lot more.
There are things from outer space next door.
There can never be an accounting, in human terms,
There is nothing to discuss!
There might be.
There you are. There you are.
There you go!
There's going to be a problem in the fuel injection system if you let...
There's no pressure, and we baby you.
There's something in that pool out there
There's something very abnormal about her.
There's the little fellow.
These 20 chose to stay behind so the rest of us could leave safely.
These are my glasses. I can read that fine.
These people must be nuts.
They can survive again.
They do, do they?
They have moved on to a higher expression of life,
They make me nervous.
They pay money for this kind of story.
They say if we go with them, we'll live forever.
They survived here in the ocean for 10,000 years.
They were from outer space!
They... They must have concocted this crazy story
They'd have to torture me.
They'll probably go back to their own planet.
They're extremely rare.
They're giant snail shells.
They're my parents, David.
They're not interested in a long term lease.
They're probably out dancing.
They're rocks.
They've got my boat. Shit.
This is a big one.
This is a serious situation we got here.
This is actually an underwater configuration map.
This is Ben, Rose.
This is for you.
This is me you're talking to.
This is my home.
This is pretty big.
This is where I belong.
This is... This is incredible.
This should more than cover the cost of the boat.
Those folks love to dance.
Those guys are so good looking.
Those people aren't people.
Three strikes!
Three strikes! I knocked them down.
Three. Ghost dragon.
Time for your medicine. I'll get it.
Time to prepare a passage for all of us was gone.
To cover themselves.
To even reveal your names to anybody.
To Thelma Miller of Orient Park.
Today, it could be you.
Truck on down Let's go to town
Try the next line.
Two are gone now.
Two of my friends are gone.
Uh huh.
Untie the boat line.
Use the pool.
Wait right there.
Walk on the wild side.
Walter, Jack is our friend. Right, Jack?
Walter, these things out here,
WALTER: No.
WALTER: Our base was sinking.
WALTER: Well, we'd just like the place for 26 days.
Want a piece of candy, little girl?
Want me to swoop them? Over.
Want to arm wrestle?
Want to go out to dinner?
Wasn't it, boys?
We are coming alongside to board your vessel.
We are coming alongside to board your vessel.
We better move on this thing now. I don't like the looks of it.
We come from a planet called Antarea.
We could offer to pay something.
We don't have the time to get them all back into the ocean.
We don't know what forever means.
We don't want any part of that goddamn pool house!
We don't want to feel differently. We like the way we feel.
We have room for you and about 30 more of your friends.
We know a great dive spot, and we have a map.
We like to vacation together informally.
We must leave this place tomorrow.
We share ourselves.
We start our second session of dancing right now.
We sure need that pool.
We trust them.
We want to question you.
We want to question you.
We wish we could help you.
We won't be needing the pool man.
We won't be needing the pool man.
We won't get any older and we won't ever die.
We won't press charges.
We... We should discuss this later.
We'd better take a look down below.
We'd keep it a secret, and look at this.
We'd like to rent your boat for 27 days,
We'd like to rent your boat.
We'd like to rent your boat.
We'll go see Pops.
We'll help you find your father and mother.
We'll just be a few old farts puddling around in that pool.
We'll keep them on their side of the fence.
We're Antareans.
We're better off than before we found it.
We're cousins.
We're going home.
We're going swimming later. We have room left for one little boy.
We're gonna have to pursue and intercept.
We're gonna run into each other. Go ahead.
We're gonna take them to the Museum of Ichthyology in Orlando.
We're in a little bit of a hurry, okay?
We're in deep shit. You know that?
Well, all in all, that was a pretty damn crappy day at sea,
Well, by golly, if our new neighbors are gonna do that,
Well, can you put them back in the ocean?
Well, damn it, I'm in!
Well, how does an Antarean
Well, I believe Joe.
Well, I don't want to relax.
Well, I wish I never even knew about this place.
Well, I wouldn't be too hard on them.
Well, I'll go with you, Joe.
Well, I'll take the six more months here with you.
Well, I'll tell you something.
Well, I'm not surprised you're here.
Well, I'm trying to help mine.
Well, in general, I think we're having a great time.
Well, not the way you think about it.
Well, sure.
Well, that's not important. What's important is that
Well, the marines have landed.
Well, there is the one school of thought
Well, we don't care who you are or where you've been,
Well, we have permission, don't we?
Well, we have room for you.
Well, we'll all be that old someday.
Well, we'll keep an eye on each other.
Well, what if I trusted you with something very private?
Well, what's the word?
Well, you know, I promised Walter
Well, you're not going to dance with me.
Well.
What a mess. That'll do it.
What about a lifeguard?
What am I going to do with you?
What are rocks doing in a pool?
What are they gonna do? Arrest us?
What are you... Get your hands off.
What did he say to you?
What did he say to you?
What does this do?
What I'm about to suggest to you.
What if we do it tonight? We'll help you.
What if we OD?
What is that?
What is the meaning of this?
What is...
What the hell are those?
What the hell.
What time is it?
What you're doing, what you're up to.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Sure.
What...
What's next? What's next? What's next?
What's the problem, Jack?
What's wrong?
When we get where we're going, we'll never be sick,
When would you go, if you did?
Where to next, Ben?
Where to?
Where?
Which, by the way, is hard as a rock.
While they're gone.
Who are in no condition to be out here.
Who'll actually eat tonight. Yes!
Who's gonna know?
Who's gonna take you to outer space?
Why don't we dance?
Why don't you keep this? Okay. All right.
Why don't you let us explain?
Why don't you start by taking a good look around the grounds first?
Why is everybody so quiet today?
Why shouldn't he feel good? I feel tremendous!
Why the hell not? We're in.
Why?
Will be unlike anything you've ever known.
Will that satisfy you?
Will you cut it out, Bernie?
Will you keep that for me?
Will you still love me when I can't keep up with you?
Willing to respect our privacy in the future,
With the mouton collar and the ivory buttons,
WOMAN ON PA: Any residents requiring weekend transportation
WOMAN: $7,500 a month, plus the pool man and utilities.
WOMAN: $7,500 a month, plus the pool man and utilities.
WOMAN: Put it down. Put it down.
WOMAN: The property's been tied up in an estate now for over three years.
Would I be able to visit you and Grandma?
Yeah, but what we're doing is supposed to be a secret.
Yeah, but who knows what kind of people they are?
Yeah, I got... I got some things to do, too.
Yeah, I've been planning to go there.
Yeah, it's a brand new development.
Yeah, pretty big.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, take a look around. Boat sleeps eight,
Yeah, that's right, Jack. The Japanese. They developed it.
Yeah, that's what I pretty much figured.
Yeah? Twenty seven?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Actually, I've been around here.
Yeah. Let's not have too much fun, everybody.
Yep.
Yes, I will.
Yes, sir. Thank you very much.
Yes, we are.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You all right?
You and your friends seem to want what we've got.
You are a pain in the ass.
You are endangering the lives of your passengers. Cut your engines.
You believe this?
You boys still trespassing over there?
You can keep the goddamn fountain of youth!
You can't go.
You come right to the courts, do you?
You do that.
You don't believe your husband?
You don't have anything going with one of those young guys?
You don't know how close I came to buying a ticket.
You don't seem too enthusiastic.
You don't understand. We're trespassing.
You don't, huh?
You ever going to do anything about that one?
You gents just keep sucking on that oxygen,
You get a load of this guy?
You go house to house.
You got it. Good.
You got that, too? Good. Make sure...
You got them, huh?
You have a great potential.
You have a minor aboard without proper authority from his mother.
You have no right to be here. You are trespassing here.
You have senior citizens aboard
You have?
You having second thoughts?
You just get your friends here.
You just try and sleep tonight!
You know how much we love you, don't you?
You know what I bet? I bet they're dope peddlers.
You know what I'm talking about.
You know, I can't remember the last time I really took a risk.
You know, I got left behind once.
You know, I'm the captain.
You know, if you look at anything closely enough,
You know, we could go out and do something sometime.
You know, whenever I'm around you, I feel really good.
You know, you seem like you're having a grand time. I know I am.
You know, you're gonna have to make a friend your own age
You may see a stranger
You may see a stranger
You need a hand?
You okay?
You stink.
You stop teasing your sister!
You think you're in such great shape, Finley?
You tired?
You went to the doctor. Now, what'd he say?
You what?
You will all lead productive lives.
You won't touch those cocoons?
You would be students, of course, but...
You wouldn't believe me if I told you, and I can't tell your mother,
You wouldn't bullshit me.
You, too? You got a boner, too?
You'd better go.
You'll be closing your account then, Mr. Selwyn?
You're a wonderful dancer.
You're all off in another world or something.
You're bound to find some flaws.
You're coming with us, Bernie?
You're disgusting.
You're gonna be very sorry, mister!
You're gonna be very sorry!
You're gonna leave me with five bucks, aren't you, Kirk?
You're gonna let us use the pool, aren't you?
You're joking me, right?
You're like gravity pulling me
You're like gravity pulling me
You're like gravity pulling me
You're making me very curious about you.
You're my whole life.
You're not gonna hurt me, are you, Walt?
You're not my first Antarean.
You're playing with fire over there.
You're right.
You're sure you want to do this?
You're the most frightened man I ever knew.
You're Walter.
You've got to do something.
You've got to tell me what he said to you.
Your life is a mess because of the fountain of youth!
Your loved ones are in safekeeping.
Your marriage is what's terminally ill now!
Your wife been climbing trees for a long time?
...until we get right here on the edge of this fault line.
'Cause I don't want to know anything.
'Cause if you ain't got it now, you're not tying up here.
(ALARM BLARING)
(ALARM STOPS)
(ALL CHATTERING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ART SINGING) We're in the mood for love
(BAND PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
(BESS SINGING) Shake your little shoulders and get on down
(BESS SINGING) Swing them to the left
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
(CAR HONKING)
(CHATTERING ON POLICE RADIO)
(CHATTERING)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLING)
(CHUCKLING)
(CHUCKLING)
(CLATTERING)
(DOLPHIN SQUEAKING)
(DOLPHIN SQUEAKS)
(DOLPHINS SQUEAKING)
(DOOR CLOSES)
(DOORBELL RINGING)
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(ELECTRONIC TWITTERING)
(ELECTRONIC TWITTERING)
(ENGINE RATTLING)
(ENGINE RATTLING)
(ENGINE ROARING)
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(GASPING)
(GASPS)
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
(GRA VITY PLAYING)
(GRUNTING)
(HEART MONITOR BEEPING)
(HOWLING)
(HUMMING)
(HUMMING)
(HUMMING)
(IMITATING FLYING SAUCER BEEPING)
(JACK CHUCKLES)
(JACK EXCLAIMS)
(JOE BIDDING FAREWELL IN SPANISH)
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING) Yeah.
(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)
(MAN SINGING) I'm gonna take you higher than you ever
(MARY LAUGHING)
(MONITOR FLATLINING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(ORGAN PLAYING)
(RATTLING)
(RATTLING)
(SCREAMING) Oh, my God! God.
(SCREAMING) Oh, my God! God.
(SHUSHES)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHS)
(SINGING) I'm in the mood for love
(SINGING) Racing with the moon
(SINGING) Some enchanted evening
(SINGING) You bring the hot dog And I'll bring the bun
(SOBBING)
(STAIRS CREAKING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TWITTERING CONTINUES)
(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHISTLING)
(WHOOPS)
(WHOOSHING)
(WHOOSHING)
(WOMAN HUMMING)
(WOMEN SCREAMING)

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