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Artificial Intelligence: AI (2001)

Artificial Intelligence: AI (2001)

AI (2001) is a thought-provoking science fiction movie directed by Steven Spielberg. Set in a future where advanced technology has revolutionized society, AI explores the concept of artificial intelligence and its impact on humanity. The film follows the journey of David, an incredibly lifelike and sentient robotic child brilliantly portrayed by Haley Joel Osment. He embarks on a quest to become a "real" boy, facing challenges and encounters along the way.

This captivating film delves deep into existential questions about love, consciousness, and the ethics of creating sentient beings. The stunning visual effects and emotional performances make it a must-watch for fans of the genre. Immerse yourself in the world of AI (2001) and explore the intriguing sounds of an AI-driven future. You can play and download these sounds by clicking here.

A baby boy. And Marian's wish came true
A bird with big wings...
A bitty bot, a Tinker toy
A blue ghost in ice...
A child substitute Mecha?
A fairy's tale
A family tragedy that may qualify him above the rest
A flat fact?
A flesh fair outside Haddonfield
A hybrid between Ascola meda Arnold
A living doll
A lot of love went into him. David?
A Mecha child
A Mecha of a qualitatively different order
A real boy. He's stuck in the cage
A robot child who will genuinely loveÖ
A robot...
A robot...
A sensory toy...
A special mission
About every event which had ever occurred in the past
Across the Delaware. Too far for our feet
Across the Delaware. Too far for our feet
After five years, your instincts tell you to mourn him too
After I find the Blue Fairy, then I can go home
All right
All roads lead to Rouge
All that will be left is us
All the problems seemed to have disappeared...
All this...
Alone?
Along all the shorelines of the world.
Always awaiting him.
Always loving, never ill, never changing
Always there,
Amanda says she saw a little boy in there
Amsterdam, Venice, New York...
An inner world of metaphor, of intuition
And a large falcon flew to the windowsill
And after they've met me, no two... are ever the same
And all will be right with the world because you held my hand...
And as the day wore on,
And begin with a fragrance that's not in such short supply
And begin with a fragrance that's not in such short supply
And chop it off
And close the goddamn door!
And David continued to pray...
And even pain memory response
And for the first time in his life,
And he still addressed her in hope.
And I become a real boy, can I come home?
And I know where most of them can be found
And I know you will take good care of each other
And I'm sure he will make a nice fire for my roast.'
And I'm the only one
And if pushed to those extremes, what is he really capable of?
And if you had it and wore it
And in their grand scheme to phase out all of God's little children
And inspired by love, fueled by desire
And instead of making eight baskets,
And it's the only time we intervened...
And listen to what I say and she will cuddle with me...
And look at me all the time
And most remarkable of all, no one taught you how
And much, much more...
And not lacking in human response
And quickening my breathing a little...
And saved my brain, so that once again my customers may ask for me by name...
And she is no longer living
And she will love me then
And so on. Exactly so. Thank you, Sheila
And tell me every day, a hundred times a day, that she loves me!
And tell you what's in store for you next
And that is something no machine has ever done until you
And that's why we must go there
And the ice encased the caged amphibicopter and the Blue Fairy too,
And the moment had passed,
And the next day.
And the oceans had risen to drown so many cities...
And then she'll love you too
And then you will never be able to see her again.
And this is starting to excite me
And warming my skin and touching my...
And what is your wish?
And what, after all this time
And when they come out it's usually me they find
And would be part of him forever
And you are alone now only because they tired of you...
And you dropped her hair?
And you know what we found?
And...
Anti gravity? Like, float or fly?
Any old iron
Any old iron
Any old iron.
Anybody lose this?
Appeared to store information...
Are the stars out tonight
Are the stars out tonight
Are there many women in Rouge City?
Are these the wounds of passion?
Are they torturing you, Teddy?
Are those happy tears?
Are you afraid of seeing the stars
Are you her?
Are you me?
Are you real?
Are you sad, lonely, looking for a friend?
Are you taking me to David?
Articulate in speech...
Articulated in limb
As about as much as there is to know
As he slept, he dreamt he saw the fairy, lovely and smiling
As my customers love what it is I do for them
As old as I am
As soon as they became unconscious
Ask Dr. Know. There's nothing I don't
Ask him again
At least as real as I've ever made one, which by all reasonable accounts...
At the end of the world where the lions weep.
At the lost city in the sea at the end of the world...
At this signal, there was a rustling as of flapping of wings...
Away from where there are lots of people
Be careful, David. This is not a toy
Be good in future, and you will be happy.'
Be good in future, and you will be happy.'
Because 2,000 years have passed
Because I'm special and unique
Because of the greenhouse gases,
Because of this, after imprinting
Because there has never been anyone like me before, ever
Because we can only bring back people...
Because we don't know the answer to that
Beyond those of their first manufacture,
Blooms twice annually with bright blue flowers on a branched inflorescence
Blue Fairy
Blue Fairy Escort Service will find a mate for you. You have four more questions.
Blue Fairy, please.
Blue Fairy?
Blue Fairy?
Boy. You, boy
Boys and girls and children of all ages
But a Mecha with a mind, with neuronal feedback
But a real boy just like other boys.
But David could still see her palely by day...
But David's journey home belonged only to him,
But his eyes always stayed open...
But human beings no longer existed
But I can lay quietly and not make a peep
But I can't see a thing in the sky
But I cannot make you a real boy
But I like sitting at the table
But I want you to listen to them anyway...
But if a fairy tale is real, then wouldn't it be fact...
But if money is your purpose, here's your refund. My compliments
But in the beginning, didn't God create Adam to love Him?
But isn't the real conundrum, can you get a human to love them back?
But it will fill a great human need
But it's your wife who can still be reached
But medicine assures us that mourning is inappropriate...
But outside, he just looks so real...
But the experiment was a failure
But try we must
But we have no reason to congratulate ourselves
But what does it amount to?
But you deserve much better in your life
But you haven't answered my question
By now, indeed, the windows were beginning to dim.
By the artistry of this creation
By which they acquire a kind of subconscious never before achieved
Can be yours.
Can enable us to construct...
Can you draw it?
Can you feel my hand on the back of your neck?
Can you hear that?
Can you help me find David?
Can you pee?
Can you read?
Can you say peacock?
Can you sit down and we can read together?
Can you?
Can't even speak English. All made in Sweden. Couldn't tell a joke from a poke
Cast the first stone
Certainly, human beings must be the key to the meaning of existence
Cirrus
Climates became chaotic.
Combine...
Come along, now. Let some Mecha loose to run
Come away, O human child, to the waters and the wild...
Come away, O human child, to the waters and the wild...
Come here, Teddy
Come here, Teddy! Come here, boy!
Come on
Come on, Martin! Come on!
Consisting of a code string of seven particular words...
Cough it up. That a boy. That's a great boy
Could be a human thing
Could you kind of shoot me over the propeller thing?
Cutting back our numbers so they can maintain numerical superiority
Damage Avoidance System. DAS
David
David
David
David
David
David drew the shades...
David had been warned not to explain anything to Monica.
David had never had a birthday party because David had never been born,
David thought it was the happiest day of his life.
David, I often felt a sort of envy of human beings...
David, I will do anything that is possible,
David, I'll get it!
David, listen
David, she can never come home...
David, when we leave, all the doors and windows will go smart
David!
David?
David?
David.
David.
David.
David's going to love it
Dear
Dearest David,
Dearest David, your wish is my command
Decibel
Didn't you?
Discovery is quite possible.
Do not be fooled...
Do you have any idea what a success story you've become?
Do you remember when you cut some of Mommy's hair?
Does he have DAS?
Dolphin
Don't be afraid, David
Don't burn me! Don't burn me!
Don't let anyone see how much it is
Don't they say that, eh? Don't they just?
Don't worry yourself so
Dr. Know told me you'd be here
Eight, seven,
Elsewhere, a high degree of prosperity survived...
Eventually, he never moved at all,
Expel your Mecha
Fact with...
Fairy tale
Flat fact is a term demanding an equal answer...
Flat fact.
For Monica was sound asleep.
For my whole life
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
For those who were resurrected only lived through a single day of renewed life
For you must know that the child with blue hair...
Forever lost.
Four, three,
From the D.N.A. In a fragment of bone or mummified skin
From you
Gentlemen, start your engines!
Gigolo Joe, what do ya know?
Give him what he wants
Go about your business now
Go anywhere but that way or they'll catch you. Don't ever let them catch you!
Go to her, David
Good
Good bye, David
Good bye, Joe
Good bye, Sam. And never forget
Good idea. Good idea.
Greetings, colleagues. On offer, factual text or fictionalized text
Happy birthday, Martin
Have you come to ask me?
He called Harlequin and the Punchinello and said
He could be a custom job. Some rich and lonely scaredy puss's pretend child
He loved her
He made sixteen.
He means two questions cost five New bucks with a third question on the house
He prayed as the ocean froze...
He prayed until all the sea anemones had shriveled and died.
He used to be a super toy, but now he's old and stupid
He was baptized Martin, after his grandfather
He was playing a game, he made a mistake, and...
He went to that place...
He's a gift...
He's in one piece
He's just a boy.
He's so real
He's trying so hard to please me.
Hello
Hello, David
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Henry shook me
Henry, what are you doing?
Henry, your son may be beyond our science
Henry!
Her womb was your factory? One of those built to aspire to the human condition
Here is the place dreams are born.
Hey, David, I was thinking that...
Hey, do you see that?
Hey, hey, I won't hurt you
Hey, what's your name?
Hi
Hi
Hide and seek
His name is Teddy
History repeats itself
Honey, hand it to me
Honey, how do you know about this?
How can the Blue Fairy...
How did that make you feel? Angry? Shocked?
How far we have come
How fascinating
How long will you live?
How many seconds has it been...
How old are you?
Human beings had created a million explanations of the meaning of life...
Hundreds of millions of people starved in poorer countries.
Hurricane
I am not a toy
I believe that my work on mapping the impulse pathways in a single neurone...
I can hardly keep my eyes open
I can never go to sleep
I can show you how to reach them
I can work in the dark, but my lamp is broken
I can't
I can't accept this!
I can't hear you
I can't tell yet
I can't, Martin. I'm not allowed
I can't...
I didn't know they even made little kids
I do love you
I don't know
I don't know what to do
I don't know what's come over me
I don't know. There's something about inner beauty that...
I don't know. There's something about inner beauty that...
I don't remember
I don't think so
I first heard of your Blue Fairy from Monica
I found a tear
I found you
I found you
I found you
I guess
I had to sign a letter of agreement, or they wouldn't even let you see David
I have a wish to make
I have always loved you
I have no idea. Actually, they don't tell me anything.
I have to find David
I have to...
I have... I have to leave you here
I hope you never die
I just need to see
I know
I know what you're talking about
I know women!
I know, I know. I'll return him to Cybertronics first thing in the morning
I like your floor
I love it when you wear this stuff
I love you
I love you, Mommy
I love you. Don't kill me
I made this for you
I mean, Henry, did you see his face?
I mean, inside he's like all the rest, isn't he?
I must be a little confused
I must find her. I must become real
I must have dozed off
I never had a birthday
I propose that we build a robot child who can love
I really ought to be tucking you in
I saw it, Joe
I saw it... the place where she lives
I still work, don't I?
I think you're afraid of happiness
I think...
I thought I was one of a kind
I thought this would be hard for you to understand
I want a lock of Mommy's hair
I want you to wait here
I was!
I will change the color of your fairy for you. She will scream out in the moonlight
I will not let you take him back. You told me what would happen...
I won't bite you
I wonder if I did that right. I don't...
I wouldn't want a repeat of the Trenton incident.
I... I need to speak to you for a minute, okay?
I'll be alone
I'll break, David
I'll gather them up
I'll see him
I'll share it with you
I'll tell you in the car. Come on
I'm a custom job
I'm afraid it will hurt
I'm afraid of what you've got under there
I'm David
I'm David! I'm David!
I'm David! I'm David! I'm David!
I'm in bad trouble
I'm not Pinocchio! Don't make me die! I'm David! I'm David!
I'm not, David. You'll have to be here by yourself
I'm so sorry I cut your hair off...
I'm sorry I broke myself
I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the world
I'm special! I'm unique! I'm David!
I've been counting the seconds since last we met
I've never been with Mecha
I've picked up a lot of business on this spot
I've yet to be asked to perform there
If a robot could genuinely love a person
If an adopted parent should ever decide not to keep the child
If he was created to love, then it's reasonable to assume he knows how to hate
If I am a real boy,
If we bring your mother back now,
If you can bring back other people
If you could manage us a lift to Rouge City
If you decide to keep him, there's an imprinting protocol...
If you do something really, really, really special for me,
If you let me, I'll be so real for you
Impossible
In 40,000 locations nationwide
In all the multiplicity of daily life
In art, in poetry, in mathematical formulas
In his book, How Can a Robot Become Human?
In show business
In the chain mail of society.
In the world of Orga, blue is the color of melancholy
In this day and age, David, nothing costs more than information
Initiate. Employment record, quality of lifestyle...
Into a real live boy?
Introduced legal sanctions to strictly license pregnancies,
Is 50 years a long time?
Is Blue Fairy here too?
Is Blue Fairy Mecha, Orga, man or woman?
Is it a game?
Is it a game?
Is it coming?
Is she out shopping with Martin now?
Is she out shopping with Martin now?
Is this the place they make you real?
Is this your first time...
It could not be reused.
It could not be reused.
It feels so real. Oh, that's... that's creepy
It is not without peril
It is... today
It isn't simply a question of creating a robot who can love
It was almost tougher than building the prototype
It was an example of her. But I think we're getting closer
It was certainly my good fortune running into you
It will only be for one day,
It'll wake me up
It's a good thing I ran into you. Thanks, Mr. Williamson
It's a moral question, isn't it?
It's a pain alert system
It's gone
It's Joe. At your service
It's okay, Mommy. It doesn't hurt
It's so they don't go picking up fire with their bare hands and stuff
It's the Flesh Fair. They destroy us on stage. I've been there
It's the rite of blood and electricity
Johnson, you're a monster!
Johnson! Johnson! Johnson!
Johnson! Johnson! Johnson!
Johnson! Johnson! Johnson!
Johnson! Johnson! Johnson!
Johnson! Johnson! Johnson!
Johnson! Johnson! Johnson!
Josephine evidently has taken a leave of absence
Just tell me when you feel it
Just the way you like it?
Keep me safe, keep me safe, keep me safe!
Keep me safe. Keep me safe. Keep me safe. Keep me safe
Let go. Let go, David. Let go!
Let he who is without Sim...
Let out the line
Let that boy go! Let him go!
Let's be friends
Let's clear this doorway, please.
Let's not walk this way
Let's see
Like a bone or a fingernail.
Like he is a child
Like one?
Like the princess in the movie we saw
Listen, stay away from flesh fairs
Listen, there was an article by Random Bach in the Journal of Chinese Medicine.
Listen.
Listen... Listen to me!
Locking them together where he could still make her out.
Look, they made you bigger than me
Look! Look at me! Look! Don't go that way, all right?
Lost and found!
Love is first widening my eyes a little bit...
Love like the love of a child for its parents
Make me into a real boy
Make me real
Man made us better at what we do than was ever humanly possible
Many a Mecha has gone to the end of the world...
Martin, no!
Martin's only been home a month, and it's normal for brothers to challenge each other
May I see what it looks like first?
Maybe it will last forever
Maybe she will stay
Maybe the one day will be like that one day inside the amphibicopter
Maybe...
Me
Mecha real
Mecha restricted area
Meet the good doctor
Meet the next generation of child designed...
Met your minimum requirements for the in house testing
Microscopic synthetic hunter killers
Mike, do you have any reports of any missing kids, any missing children?
Millions of people were displaced.
Miss Bevins
Mom! Mom!
Mommy
Mommy
Mommy loves Martin because he is real, and when I am real...
Mommy,
Mommy, if Pinocchio became a real boy...
Mommy!
Mommy!
Mommy! Mommy!
Mommy's going to read to me and tuck me in my bed and sing to me...
Monica
Monica
Monica, don't imprint until you're entirely sure
Monica, he's a toy
Monica? Monica? Can you hear me, Monica?
More
My brain is falling out
My mommy doesn't hate me...
My shoe!
My son was one of a kind
My time, is it up already?
Never
Never to come back
New category
New category, please
No
No cover charge. No cover charge. Step right on in
No doubt there was talent in the crafting of this simulator
No expiration date, no I.D
No Mecha child can be resold
No one builds children
No one ever has. What would be the point?
No two are ever alike
No, because I'm real.
No, he's scanning cold
No, it has to be a secret mission
No, Mommy, please!
No, no! Please, no, Mommy!
No, this work is first rate
No. Fairy tale
No. Fairy tale.
No. No, no, no, no, no, no!
Not merely the beginning of the modern age...
Not robo boys
Not yet. We just want him
Now through the pantry, all the lower shelves
Now you can bring her back
Now, I'm gonna read some words
Now, I'm not gonna cut you
Now, listen to me. Look. Look!
Now, look, don't go that way
Now, Monica, for our own protection
Now, there are a few simple procedures we need to follow...
Now...
Now...
Of course, we all know why they made him.
Of life!
Of our 2,000 employees, a surprising few...
Of perfect simulacrum...
Of self motivated reasoning
Oh, can you do power stuff, like walk on the ceiling or the walls?
Oh, God
Oh, ho ho!
Oh, Joe
Oh, my God! He's not breathing! He's not breathing!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Thank God.
Oh, my... Oh, my God!
Oh, yeah
Oh! Oh, yes! Oh, God! Oh, yes! Oh, God! Oh, God!
Okay
Okay
Okay, now, look at me
Okay, what's the first thing you can remember?
Okay.
Okay. When were you first built?
Once you've had a lover robot
Only sunrise gents and sunset ladies
Open the lower hold.
Or flat fact.
Or replaced you with a younger model...
Or to the greatest single human gift...
Or were displeased with something you said or broke
Or what if the Blue Fairy is an electronic parasite...
Orga believe what cannot be seen or measured. It's that oddness that separates our species
Orga, Mecha
Otherwise, she would become frightened, and everything would be spoiled.
Our Blue Fairy does exist in one place, and in one place only.
Our little Mecha will not only open up a completely new market
Our serving man has it
Ours will be a perfect child caught in a freeze frame...
Out! Out! Get out of here!
Over there is Here Kitty Kitty
Patricia?
Please
Please
Please make me a real boy
Please make me a real boy...
Please make me real
Please, Blue Fairy
Please, please make me into a real, live boy
Please.
Primitive monsters that could play chess
Professor Hobby!
Professor Hobby?
Professor Hobby?
Professor Hobby?
Purge yourselves of artificiality
Quality control is very important.
Query, internal data...
Ready?
Remember me to the ladies when you grow up
Robiville, Simulit City Center, Cybertronics, Sidekicks?
Robots didn't desire unless we told them what to want
Say ah.
Say no more
Seven questions for Dr. Know
Seventy five years ago I was Time magazine's Mecha of the Year
She cannot love you
She is... just Blue Fairy
She loves what you do for her
She might love you even more
She who smiled softly forever,
She who welcomed forever.
She will make you a real boy, for I will make her a real woman
She would have no memory of.
She's in the most difficult position of feeling...
She's mine
She's waiting for me! We have to go!
Sheila, open
Should he shake her, she would never rouse.
Sic the hounds on the rest
Silly man. Of course I'm not sure
Since the birth of science
Sir, it's a late generation lover Mecha
Six, five,
Smell that garlic
Sneak into Mommy's bedroom in the middle of the night...
So all her grief goes undigested
So am I
So David went to sleep too.
So he didn't see the harm of painting her pictures of things...
So I guess now you're the new super toy
So my mommy will love me and let me stay with her
So they baked a cake and lit some candles.
So we began a project...
So you can't leave your room. But if you'd like...
So you could find your way home to us
So you see, David
So, those pajamas will fit you, and we'll be in to check on you first thing in the morning
So, what good stuff can you do?
So, when the opportunities avail themselves, they pick away at us...
Socrates
Someplace nice?
Something as original as this, you don't toss out with the rest of the garbage
Spinach is for rabbits, people and Popeye
Stand up
Staring ahead forever all through the darkness of each night...
Starving minds, welcome to Dr. Know
Stay away from all people. Only others like you. Only Mecha are safe
Stay back. Stay back
Steady your drift
Stop it! David, stop it!
Stop it! Stop it now!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stories are not real! You're not real!
Strictly Sierra Class robots who have no idea how to live
Such a beautiful day
Suit yourselves
Take it. Take it
Take this, all right? Take this
Technically, no
Teddy, this is David
Teddy, we're home
Teddy! Come here!
Tell me where I can find the Blue Fairy.
Tell me. What is love?
Ten, nine,
Than you can understand
Thank you
Thank you so much
Thank you, Mommy
That Blue Fairy is part of the great human flaw to wish for things that don't exist
That has a reason to haunt the minds of artificial intelligence?
That is why they call the end of the world Man hattan.
That looks like a peacock.
That makes two of us
That should be enough
That shouldn't count. That wasn't my question
That was the everlasting moment he had been waiting for.
That we build a robot...
That would make it possible to recreate the living body of a person long dead...
That's far enough
That's just what I do
That's not all of it. That's not all of it
That's Our Lady of the Immaculate Heart
That's Tails. Very hoity toity
That's what Dr. Know needed to know to get you to come home to us
That's what we're gonna find out when we ask Dr. Know
That's where everyone goes who needs to know
That's where the agency held my tryouts when I was made new
That's why they hate us. And that's why you must stay here...
The ability to chase down our dreams
The activators are all shut down on the left side
The artificial being has reached its highest form
The artificial being is a reality...
The baby was born as the first leaves of autumn fell.
The basis for hundreds of models serving the human race...
The Blue Fairy made Pinocchio into a real boy
The Blue Fairy will make me into one
The Blue Fairy will make me into one
The door's closed
The equations had shown that once an individual space time pathway had been used,
The Flesh Fair's in Barn Creek and the hounds are out hunting for strays
The last time the two of you were together?
The lost city in the sea at the end of the world
The moon may be high
The moon may be high
The most lasting proof of their genius
The most wonderful thing in the whole world has happened
The new morning has come
The oldest one of all
The ones who made us are always looking for the ones who made them
The only help that we gave him...
The parent or parents it imprints on...
The robot child's love would be sealed... in a sense, hardwired...
The screening process was extremely difficult
The show of faith my company has placed on me, on us, is extraordinary
The team is anxious to talk to you
The universally adopted MechaÖ
The word that I used was love.
Their very existence faded away into darkness
Then he went to bed and fell asleep.
Then I can go back.
Then I'll go tell Mommy...
Then the dream ended and Pinocchio awoke
Then you gotta put the green ones...
Then you know what you have to do
Then you know what you have to do
There are girls your age who are just like me
There is no substitute for your own child!
There is nothing he doesn't
There was no grief.
There was no Martin,
There was only David.
There you are
There's Mildred! I have to show you inside Mildred
There's nothing too small that you didn't store for us to remember
There's sputum in the code lockers
These are beautiful
These things, they do look better in pieces. They do
They died again.
They go in, fold their hands, look around their feet, sing songs...
They hate us, you know... the humans. They'll stop at nothing
They made us too smart, too quick and too many
They made you taller
They must return it to Cybertronics for destruction
They sometimes ask for me by name
This him? Is this your little brother?
This imprinting is irreversible
This is my son
This is the latest iteration in a series of insults to human dignity...
This is the place they make you read
This isn't gonna hurt. I'm not gonna cut your skin
This looks like my house, but it is different
This your dog?
Those were the years after the ice caps had melted...
Thus, 2,000 years passed by.
To a truly human future!
To create an artificial being has been the dream of man...
To do just that
To give to you...
To retrieve a memory trace in resonance with a recreated body?
To steal your hearts, to replace your children.
To the Blue Fairy there before him...
To the logical conclusion...
Tomorrow is gonna be just for us, okay?
Touch it
Towards the moon
Trump
Try fairy tale
Try to insert yourself
Tulip
Turn around, Joe.
Turn around, Joe. Turn all the way around
Two, one.
Undress. At Cybertronics of New Jersey
Until you were born, robots didn't dream
Using neurone sequencing technology...
Usual span of styles from fairy tale to religious. Who's who or where's where...
Was no other than the good hearted fairy...
Wasn't that because of the cutbacks?
Watch. Watch this
We actually lost you for a while. But when you were found again
We also wondered, would it be possible...
We are alive...
We are only demolishing artificiality!
We are rightly proud of it
We are suffering for the mistakes they made because when the end comes
We are the guiltless pleasures of the lonely human being
We can ask her
We can bring back other people from your time in the past
We could go for a drive tomorrow in the country
We didn't make our presence known because our test was a simple one
We found the very fabric of space time itself...
We gotta go. Come on. We're late
We need some physical sample of the person,
We only want for your happiness
We only want for your happiness
We read your mind, and it's all here
We run now
We should throw in a chest mint
We want to hear everything about your adventures
We want to thank you...
We will ask Dr. Know
We will have to journey...
We work under you, we work on you and we work for you
We'll have a contest to see who he comes to first
We'll need help to get there
We're becoming unfashionably, unreasonably late
We're home!
We're organic, you're mechanical
Well, one day, David, yes, I will
Well, there's a relief from all this antique iron
Were so essential an economic link...
What about us?
What about us?
What day is it?
What did you believe the Blue Fairy could do for you?
What did you call me?
What do we do?
What if she's magic? The supernatural is the hidden web that unites the universe
What is Blue Fairy?
What is the name of your maker, Serve U.S., E.Z. Living
What responsibility does that person hold toward that Mecha in return?
What shall I do?
What were those words for, Mommy?
What were you thinking?
What?
What's a new model doing loose and unregistered?
What's for dinner tonight?
What's your name?
What's your name?
Whatever performance this Sim puts on, remember:
When he saw that he was no longer a puppet...
When he saw there was not enough wood to finish roasting it
When most governments in the developed world...
When our forbearers astonished the world with the first thinking machines...
When she had the prince's hair in her necklace thing
When the resurrectees fell asleep on the night of their first new day,
When will you come back for me?
When you are lonely
When you become a real boy
When you're finished here, crack your collar, show off your operating license
When?
When's your birthday?
When's your build day?
Where am I?
Where are we going?
Where fast food for thought is served up 24 hours a day...
Where is Blue Fairy?
Where the lions weep
Where the whole sheep which he was preparing for supper...
Where would your self motivated reasoning take you?
Where's David?
Which need to be spoken to David in the predefined order that's been printed here
Which was why robots,
Which will transform Mecha into Orga.
Who am I, David?
Who are never hungry and who did not consume resources...
Who gave him a kiss, saying
Who had lived in that wood for more than a thousand...
Whose bodies we dig up from the ice
Why can't you bring back her?
Why did you do that? Why did you do that?
Why do you do that?
Why do you keep imagining that he was purposely trying to harm me?
Why do you wanna leave me? I'm sorry I'm not real
Why don't you look like one?
Will Mommy be coming home soon?
Will you die?
Will you tell me how to find her?
With a fairy hand in hand,
With a fairy hand in hand, for the world's more full of weeping...
With a love that will never end
With all the childless couples yearning in vain for a license
With all this animus existing against Mechas today
With intelligent behavioral circuits...
With me
With something like me?
With Teddy
Without even needing to be asked.
Woman?
Woman?
Work has become so silly.
Would make me your Blue Fairy
Would you be so kind and shut down my pain receivers?
Would you like a nanny?
Would you like me to sleep now?
Would you like to come meet your real mothers and fathers?
Yeah, I don't need to go through it. I was considerin' it, but I changed my mind
Yeah, I'd love a coffee
Yeah, well, I say originality without purpose is a white elephant
Yeah! Yeah!
Yes
Yes
Yes, David, I've been waiting for you
Yes, I am. I'm David
Yes, I will. David, I I need to talk to the phone now
Yes, it is different
Yes, please
Yes, Teddy?
Yes, you are David
Yes?
Yes.
Yet with the very first strike...
Yet, the services I provide will put a blush back on anyone's cheek
You and me. What do you say?
You are certain he's not a man?
You are my mommy
You are neither flesh nor blood
You are not a dog or a cat or a canary
You are not her. Dr. Know told me that she would be here...
You are one of a kind. You know that?
You are so important to us, David.
You are the first of a kind
You are unique in all the world.
You call him too
You can imagine how astonished he was...
You can imagine how astonished he was...
You can't have her
You can't have her!
You deserve...
You did it to my hand
You don't have to accept it or even try. It's not too late to take him back
You found a fairy tale...
You have six more questions.
You have to promise, and then I'll tell you
You have to sign it too. Right here
You just look like someone's ordinary kid
You killed me first
You know you don't eat
You know, I'm gonna say good night while you boys be boys
You know, it occurs to me...
You must take care not to raise your voice up at the end of the sentence
You need someone to take care of you?
You promised
You said, Tell me, and then I'll promise.
You see, what I'm suggesting is that love will be the key...
You set out on a journey to make her real
You smell lovely
You thinking of not putting him in the show?
You want him?
You were created to be so young
You will see the big lie come apart before your very eyes!
You wind me up inside
You won't understand the reasons, but...
You...
You'll never want a real man... again
You're afraid of letting go
You're hopeless!
You're in bad trouble
You're not cute like a doll
You're not gonna get us pregnant or have us to supper with Mommy and Daddy
You're not supposed to do that. David, what are you doing?
You're not supposed to do that. David, what are you doing?
You're your own best customer, Syatyoo Sama.
You've had so little of that.
You've had so little of that.
Your quest will be perilous, yet the reward is beyond price.
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'Cause I only have eyes Are a goddess
A bird. What sort of bird?
All right, thanks, Mike. We should get in there
and I'm sorry I hurt you and I hurt Martin. I have to go! I have to go!
And Teddy? Yeah, and Teddy
And who is he? Martin is Mommy and Henry's real son
As there are stars at night. How will we find just one?
Biker hound's rolling! Cue the biker hound
But he's not. No, he's not
But we ship thousands of lover models every month. Of course
Can you break this? I better not
Can you do that? Yes, Monica
Can you locate the service? Don't touch the merchandise
Come here, Teddy. Come, Teddy! Come!
Come here! Come on, Teddy! Come here, Teddy
Come on! Teddy! Teddy! Come here, boy
DAS what? Das ist gut!
David! David. That's her!
David! Martin, put the fork down. Is it in the manual book?
Destination? Manhattan
Did you read that article? I can still hear you
Do they really have a weight problem? So do I.
Do you know David? Where's the off switch?
Does any of this hurt? No
Does he eat? I'm not sure
Dr. Frazier. Hi. Good to see you. Hello, Henry
Flat fact? Thank you for question number one.
For you Patricia
Good bye, everyone. Keep me safe, keep me safe, keep me safe!
Good bye, Joe. Good bye, David
He has a way with my coffee. And it's creepy
He looks like a boy. Built like a boy to disarm us
He's Mecha. What's Mecha?
He's practically human. That's not how he looked holding the knife
Hello, David. Hello, Henry
Hello, David. Hello, Henry
Hello, Teddy. Hello, David
Hello, Teddy. Hello, David
Henry, your tie! I know, I know.
Henry! Don't kill me
Hey, David? Mommy!
Hey, Joe, what do ya know? Hello, Mr. Williamson
Hey, Joe, what do ya know? Hi, Jane. How's the game?
How long have I... Would you like some coffee?
I can just... I'll do whatever you want me to do!
I cannot. Then let's see what you can't pee with
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright Do you hear that music?
I don't know. We are in a cage
I don't understand. What did I do to your feelings?
I gotta go. Why do you wanna leave me?
I have to go now! Mommy, no! Mommy!
I said let go of him. I'm trying
I think I cut my eye. Oh, God, I think it's bleeding. Let me see
I'll do whatever you want me to do. Do you think I can just...
I'm afraid. Of me?
I'm David! Mecha don't plead for their lives. Who is that?
I'm David. You're not
I'm David. I'm David. I'm David. I'm David. David?
I'm in heaven I know all about women
I'm worried about her, Henry. She's really got me worried. Yeah, I know
if we ever took him back. Think about this
In the pen, honey? In the jail place
Is he a toy boy? My name is David
Is he alive? Yes
Is it a game? Yes
Is it real? I don't know, David
It feels so real. That is too real
It's after 9:00, so... Yeah. Ten past
It's all swamp in here. You made a mess of yourself.
Keep me safe, Martin. Keep me safe. Let me go!
Keep me safe, Martin. Keep me safe. Keep me safe. Let me go! Mom!
Let go of him. Let go of me
Manhattan. Destination achieved
Monica is my mommy. Can I speak with you for a moment?
Monica? Well, it's late, you know
Monica. I have to...
My mommy told me to run away. Why did she say that?
My name is David. Hello, David
of dreams. A robot that dreams?
Oh, I put way too much on. Do I smell lovely?
Oh, my God. What?
Oh, that is ridiculous! Exactly
Orga, Mecha. Orga, Mecha. Todd, stop!
Papa. Amanda, go back outside. It's too smoky in here
Peacock. Can you say pee?
Pee. Now say that two times fast
Place a D.N.D. On room 102, please. Sure thing
Random crowd reaction... Hey, Russell, we got a remote near the pig pen?
Read to us? Hey
Run along. Play with Teddy. Pick up the phone, Monica! Oh, my God! Mon°
Scissors. It was a weapon
See how they try to imitate our emotions now? I'm David!
She would make me a real boy. But you are a real boy
Sir, he's a free range Mecha running hot. Let's reel him in, boys
Standing by. Bring it up on VT1. Let me see what she's talking about
Stop it, David! The two of you, stop it!
Stop it. But we can get married again...
Stop. Stop, David. Put it down now. David, stop it!
Sure thing. Mustn't keep a lady waiting
Teddy. Come here, Teddy. Teddy, come!
that Martin is merely pending. Pending
That's everything. Ten New bucks and a ten copper comes to...
That's just a story. But a story tells what happens
The bear told me. I told her
The Blue Fairy's all right. What happened?
There's a boy in a cage. A boy?
There's a boy in a cage. What'd you say?
They talked about these virus locators, Hello again, Monica
They were fabulous together. Oh, come on! She was miserable! I mean...
They will destroy you. No! No, Mommy!
They will destroy you. No! No, Mommy!
Walk us out, all right, sweetheart? Come on
We found him. Where?
Well, he never said they were miserable. Yeah, that's because...
Well, I saw that coming. How could you see that coming?
What are you doing? You're hurting him! Talk to me! Goddamn it!
What are you gonna do with him? Put him where he belongs
What are your orders, beautiful fairy? That's her
Where are we going? This way now
who can love. Love?
Who did? Well, they did... the doll makers
Who made you? My mommy made me
Why did you do that? Why did you do that? You're hurting him!
Why was that? Martin came home
Will you still love me when it's all gone? No
Will you still love me when it's all gone? No
Yes. Darling!
Yes. That I will hurt you?
You can never hear him coming. He's just always there. He is only a child
You do not. That is ridiculous. All right, look.
You have five more questions. Who is Blue Fairy?
You're a machine. I'm a boy
You're hurting him! Don't break him! Why did you do that?
'Brave Pinocchio
'Bring me in Pinocchio. You will find him hanging on a nail
'Cause I only have eyes for you
'Cause I only have eyes for you
'Cause I only have eyes for you, dear
'He is made of nice, dry wood
'in return for your good heart, I forgive all your past misdeeds.

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