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Deepwater Horizon (2016)

Deepwater Horizon (2016)

Deepwater Horizon is a gripping film that takes viewers on a thrilling ride through the harrowing events of the 2010 oil rig disaster. Directed by Peter Berg, this intense action-packed movie stars Mark Wahlberg as Mike Williams. The talented cast also includes Kurt Russell, John Malkovich, and Kate Hudson. Released in 2016, Deepwater Horizon delves into the shocking real-life events surrounding the explosion on the oil rig, offering a poignant portrayal of the heroism and tragedy that unfolded. If you're looking to experience the intensity, you can watch or download this outstanding film and its captivating sounds here.

A few?
A hundred pounds per square inch.
A very big far reaching, complex organization.
A very profitable end for all of us. So they the big picture.
About 48 nautical miles south of Venice.
Adam Weise?
Adam!
Afraid to make it work at every turn.
After some pokin' and proddin',
Again, you can call Mr. Jimmy.
Ah, shit. I ain't touchin' that.
Air stations. I need to know how many bravo aircraft we have up.
All non essential personnel,
All of a sudden.
All right, boys, let's rig up the kelly.
All right, copy that.
All right, gentlemen.
All right, get the hell out of here.
All right, go fix something.
All right, have a wonderful day, Mike.
All right, let's go.
All right, mark it. Bring her up.
All right, then it can't hurt to go try it.
All right, we're in.
All right, we're okay. I closed the annular.
All right, you just need to get some rest,
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right. All right.
All right. Just calm down.
All right. See ya.
All stop.
All the things that they told us could never happen happened.
Almighty dollar.
Alrighty. Have a seat in the lobby and we'll call you
An oil rig on fire? Sir, do you have a position for that?
And all those movin' parts are functionin' properly
And are ready to displace drilling mud 1800 hours.
And don't let me keep ya from your ice cream for another second. Thanks.
And hope for the best.
And how 'bout the timing of that visit?
And I got me a little, uh, Sensenich prop off that Super Cub.
And I will see them again. Do you understand me?
And I'll be back to fix it.
And I'm just now findin' out about it?
And I'm sure everything's just fine, um, but my husband Mike Williams
And if I survive this, it's for a reason.
And if I survive this, it's for a reason.
And if they zero pressure, Mr. Jimmy,
And it all starts at the top with the man you call Mr. Jimmy.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
And my smoke detector's out.
And not have any fluid being forced up and outta that pipe by that pressure.
And nothing but the truth, so help you God?
And out of that drill pipe right there.
And retrieved that person,
And said that we were abandoning the rig.
And see what he's doin' and why.
And she did it all without this?
And that would be Mr. Harrell.
And the goddamn phones still don't work, Mike.
And the hole ain't drilled.
And the reason why you're sweatin' so hard
And then put in all the plumbing so other lamer crews can come in...
And then they sail away to the next.
And these mean old dinosaurs can't believe it.
And they could just confirm that there's a fire,
And we all work very hard to ensure that all those people
And we hope one 0' them big ass sons o bitches
And we hope one 0' them big ass sons o bitches
And we just the help y'all hire to drill a hole.
And when you do, after you're done, you'll talk to me and...
And within seconds, there was a huge explosion.
And you know it's not on stilts. It's not a jack up.
And you know, it's funny, 'cause when we go noodlin',
And you, sir.
And you.
And?
Anderson, Jason!
Andrea, Kuchta, have we disconnected?
Andrea!
Another negative pressure test?
Another. Another negative pressure test.
Any issues with the thrusters?
Any one of those alarms on the Deepwater Horizon?
Any other questions?
Are prepared to take in multiple...
Are they not tellin' you to do anything?
Are we in agreement?
Are you still dating that itty bitty guy with the motorcycle?
Aren't we, Don?
As a means to an end.
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
Ask Jason if those Schlumberger guys did their job.
Asking God to tell my wife and little girl
ATC. Fixed wing, they have...
Attention on the rig, negative pressure test is about to commence.
Attention on the rig. Attention on the rig.
Attention on the rig. Pressure tests were good.
Auxiliary draw works control. Salt water service pumps.
Aw, baby! Let's pump up all this mud!
Babe, the only time you start worrying about a Marine
Baby, if I had a nickel for all the dumb shit my mom said,
Baby, it's okay.
Bankston Rescue!
Because it makes me uncomfortable.
Because that oil is a monster,
Because that oil wants to come rushing up naturally...
Because there are so many rigs out there.
Before a production platform come in right after us and starts pumpin' oil.
Before I start my night.
Before they could do their job,
Before y'all took off last time, shaker four goes down.
Behave.
Bites down on us as hard as he can, so we can rip his ass out of that hole.
Bites down on us as hard as he can, so we can rip his ass out of that hole.
Bladder effect?
Bladder effect.
Bladder effect.
Bladder effect.
Bladder effect.
Bleed 400 barrels of mud.
Blowout Preventer.
Bob, let me impose upon you what I think is most important here.
BOP's in view.
Boy, did you floss?
Boys, we got a good test!
Boys, you got a whole mess of drilling mud on your boots out there? No?
BP picked this spot to drill, Bob. Consequences of that's on you guys.
BP sent Schlumberger team home without running any test.
BP's well.
Briefing said they're supposed to be testing that cement down there.
Bring her 'round 90 degrees starboard. Tell me that rescue boat's in the water!
Bring her into the current.
Buddy, thank you very much for taking us out today.
But I assume it's got somethin' to do with...
But I can tell ya that Gordon's lookin' for ya.
But I don't do shitters. That's Engineering.
But I just was wondering if maybe you heard somethin'.
But it was my daddy who tamed the dinosaurs.
But it's all bullshit. We got zero pressure on the kill line.
But just stay calm for a second, okay? Just stay calm.
But there was no mud flowing up and outta that pipe.
But we 50 days late.
But we gonna run it on the kill line.
But you see, in point of fact, they all kind of interconnected.
Buy gas to go to work to buy gas to go back to work.
Bypass ain't workin'!
Caleb, get everybody off the...
Caleb, how you doin', buddy?
Caleb!
Call land area. See what kinda float cutters we have in the area.
Call land area. See what kinda float cutters we have in the area.
Call out!
Calm down. Did anybody see Mr. Jimmy?
Can I get everyone's attention?
Can I say...
Can somebody help me? Please?
Can you please explain to me
Can't run a cement log.
Can't what? Rebuild an engine?
Cement bond log they ran said the same, yeah?
Cement log?
Check this out.
Close the door. No! No, no, no.
Closing the annular.
Coach Miles may have played in Michigan, but that boy got Louisiana soul.
Coast Guard 1, area's clear.
Coast Guard District 8 Command Center, this is Lieutenant Degan speaking.
Coast Guard District 8 Command Center.
Come here, boy.
Come here!
Come here. Rattle this shit off to me.
Come in, Shaker House.
Come on, Andrea!
Come on, baby!
Come on, come on!
Come on, let's go. Now, now, now, come on.
Come on, lower the boat!
Come on, Mike, stay on my hip.
Come on, Mr. Jimmy. Come on.
Come on, stay with me, man, come on!
Come on, we gotta wedge this open. We gotta find something to get it open.
Come on, you been rehearsin' for weeks.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Come on, bring it in!
Come on! We gotta get up.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come right ten degrees. Lock heading at 1 7 6.
Come to me, baby. Come to me, baby. Come on.
Congratulations, DWH crew. We're gonna be movin' on.
Congratulations, Mr. Jimmy.
Congratulations, Mr. Jimmy.
Congratulations. Good test.
Continuing down.
Copy that, Bristow 2 Bravo Gulf.
Copy, Deepwater. Comin' alongside to receive heavy mud.
Daddy, you need to get me a fossil.
Dale Burkeen?
Dale, get outta there! Now!
Dale, the boat's leaving!
Damon B. Bankston...
Damon Bankston, this is Deepwater Horizon, over.
Damon Bankston, this is Deepwater Horizon.
Deepwater Horizon has exploded and is on fire.
Deepwater Horizon is only a mile out.
Deepwater Horizon is receiving BP's highest safety award
Deepwater Horizon, this is Damon Bankston. Copy?
Deepwater Horizon, this is Damon Bankston. Go ahead.
Deepwater Horizon.
Dewey Revette?
Did Gordon tell you we were done?
Did they run the cement log?
Did we cut the pipe?
Did you get that bottle of wine I sent ya 'bout a month ago?
Did you go to LSU?
Did you hear any one of those alarms?
Did you hear what I said? I'm not trying to get on the boat!
Difference is, we're ready for that bite.
Divert 'em over to the area.
Divert 'em over to the area.
Divert everything overboard.
Do I look like fuckin' Santa Claus.
Do it all again on the next.
Do what you want.
Do you know him? Did he get off with you?
Do you know if they're planning it? Running it? Did it?
Do you know me?
Do you know why you never heard that alarm, sir?
Do you solemnly swear
Do you solemnly swear that the testimony
Do you understand me?
Doin' it all with Band Aids and bubble gum, my man.
Don, look at line 51. Your ceiling cost variances.
Don, you and I both know we need some downtime for maintenance.
Don't look down, all right?
Don't say lame o.
Don't touch me! Don't touch me. Don't touch me.
Donald Clark, are you here?
Dougie?
Dougie? Hey, Dougie, can you hear me?
Drill line and the kill line should be exactly the same.
Drinkin' me a beer. Catchin' me some sakalay.
Duly noted. And much appreciated, sir.
Each condition has a distinct tone and a distinct visual light.
Easy.
En route to emergency distress call for Deepwater Horizon.
Ensign Von Huene speaking.
Especially since we got no idea whether this well is stable or not.
ETA to location, '25 minutes. Silence imposed on this frequency.
Evacuation procedure in effect.
Evacuation procedure in effect.
Evacuation procedure in effect...
Ever really rang true to me, but, yeah, I mean...
Every time I peel off a Band Aid on this rig,
Everybody take a knee.
Everything but the toilets, huh?
External power.
Followed by a second explosion on the starboard side.
For the firefighting pumps?
For the seventh straight year.
Forgive us our trespasses,
Forty eight nautical miles south of Venice.
Forty three days. But who's countin', right?
Found him here like this.
Fuck!
Gah jah, yeah? I know you like that.
Gaja, it's called.
Gaja.
Gas alarm in the mud pits. Again.
Gas warning.
Gas warning.
Gentlemen, I hate to say this, but that is a bad test.
Gentlemen, what is the excitement? We stipulated there's something wrong.
Get him up the steps!
Get in, get in, get in! Get in!
Get in! Get in!
Get me a six pack a beer and a steak in my ass.
Get off the floor now!
Get on the drill pipe and let it bleed!
Get on the radio to Captain Landry on Bankston
Get outta here!
Get ready to cut that pipe.
Get ready to pull out 10,000 barrels of mud.
Get your ass on the lifeboats.
Gettin' any power?
Gimme some of that.
Give me those eyes.
Give me those eyes.
Give us this day, our daily bread.
Go ahead, Dewey.
Go ahead.
Go portside!
Go, Dale!
Go, Dale!
Go, go, go!
Go!
Goal!
God damn it! Dewey! Steve!
Gonna go fix smoke detectors
Gonna miss that laugh.
Gonna miss that mouth.
Gonna stick to the north side of this so far.
Good idea. Shit.
Good morning, Mr. Jimmy.
Gordie!
Gordie!
GORDO!
Gordon Jones?
Got that sledge, Hollywood?
Gotcha. Gotcha. All right. Come on.
Gotten hot in the drill shack.
Great news. Chopper didn't crash.
Had enough time, huh?
Hang on, Duck. I'm gonna get you out.
Happy to see me?
Have a wonderful day, sir.
Have down on the ocean floor called a Big Guy Preventer?
Have we disconnected? Did we cut the pipe?
He said Jason would know what he's talking about.
He says it's a bladder effect.
He works on a drilling rig that pumps oil out from underneath the ocean.
He's hurt real bad and I can't get him outta there.
He's seen three people jump into the water.
Held at zero, boss. It's a good test. No pressure.
Hello!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Her dad works at the zoo. And he brought a real penguin.
Here!
Here!
Hey, appreciate it a lot, fellas.
Hey, Bosco, I got the Deepwater Horizon coordinates in the FMS.
Hey, boys, I'ma go take a leak.
Hey, come close to the computer.
Hey, Don.
Hey, Don.
Hey, Duck, is your chair still up?
Hey, fellas, I'm tellin' ya, it's gonna be a full on shit storm once Mr...
Hey, Gordon.
Hey, hang on!
Hey, hey, hey! You're good?
Hey, hey, hey. Andrea, get your ass back on station.
Hey, I'm ready to get the hell home.
Hey, Jason, are you seein' this?
Hey, look at me. It's gonna hurt like a bitch,
Hey, Mr. Jimmy.
Hey, Patrick said you got somethin' for me.
Hey, what color's the Mustang?
Hey, you know the passwords, right?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Dial tone! Day's lookin' up.
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Back up! We're first!
Hey! Hey.
Hey! We actually needed that.
Hey.
Hey. DUCK!
Hi, Hollywood.
Higher than I can even describe it.
Hit your start key. Turn to 'on' position.
Hmm hmm. Just a simple country girl.
Hold on, baby, hold on.
Hold on! Hold on!
Holding great over our watch circle. Sitting right on top.
Holloway, Caleb!
Hollywood, open up the drill pipe valve. We gotta bleed pressure.
Holy shit! Jason!
Honey, I'm gonna take the whole 90.
Honey, show Daddy.
Hopefully smoother.
How do you compete with a penguin?
How is it out there?
How much coffee you drinking these days, Hank?
How the Deepwater Horizon's alarm system is set up?
How they'd have the time to do the cement test,
How we doing in here, Mr. Jimmy?
How you doin', Mike? Shit.
How's that wellhead surface looking?
I ain't sayin' nothin'.
I am merely tryin' to assess just how close this train is huggin' the tracks.
I been hidin' this for you since your last hitch.
I can tell ya they want us to head to our next location.
I can't.
I did indeed. Thank you very much. I not only got it, I drank it.
I don't know about agreement, but never hurts to run a test.
I don't know if he made it off...
I don't know if it's stupid, but...
I don't know what part of that is more terrifying.
I don't know what to tell you, Mr. Jimmy.
I don't know, applied to drill pipes and kill lines?
I don't know. But I don't think so.
I don't know. Good oil field practice?
I don't know. He got somethin' to show you.
I don't know. I don't think they did it.
I don't know. I wait for the order and come pick up your mud.
I don't mean to bother ya'
I don't stick my hand in that hole with that monster
I don't think nobody's gonna be doin' no fishin'.
I don't wanna die.
I drink nothing but green tea now.
I finally found the source of the problem.
I find three or four more.
I got a 20 barrel increase in active pits and increase in flow.
I got a feelin' we're getting off this well tonight.
I got it.
I got one. Watch out!
I got... What what happened?
I gotta stop it or it's gonna kill us all.
I gotta watch my figure.
I guess they assume the negative test is gonna run just as smooth.
I guess they left without doin' it.
I had a cat named Oscar, used to try to mount my Labrador.
I had a report from a OSV.
I hear the engines start to rev.
I heard you had a positive pressure test this morning.
I just can't tell y'all that, Mike.
I just got a little spooked on the go home chopper last hitch. It's not...
I just had the craziest dream.
I just lost four thrusters on the port side.
I just...
I know that.
I know you guys are swamped and you didn't have to.
I mean, if that cement job is compromised
I need a knife!
I need to get some information from you first if that's all right.
I never should've let you push.
I only did not knock because I want a brother.
I only have four left, Captain.
I owe you, man. Oh oh!
I really think we need one, Bob, and so should you.
I really want a brother.
I remember closing my eyes and and saying a prayer.
I repeat, we've had a mass casualty explosion.
I saw him in Accommodations.
I say again, the Deepwater Horizon has exploded and is on fire.
I started workin' on that airboat again.
I thank you for your time.
I think I think So.
I think I'm goin' take a shower and wash my day off
I think they're about halfway there.
I think you all tryin' to run out of fuel as the wheels touch down.
I think you think too much, you gonna give him a headache.
I wanna be able to hold it up and say, My daddy tames the dinosaurs.
I was a lot better couple hours ago.
I was at a concert and then on the side of the stage
I was on the phone around 9:30 with my wife.
I was thinking it was maybe fouled plugs.
I was... No.
I wasn't touchin' your shit.
I went over to the PA and made the last announcement
I would love to hear exactly what piece of mission critical equipment are down.
I would move...
I would.
I wouldn't need a rich man.
I'd kill for that money,
I'll call down.
I'll call you back, I'll call you back!
I'll see you soon, okay?
I'll tell you what we gonna do now.
I'm always happy to see you, Andrea.
I'm crankin' as hard as I can!
I'm gettin' off this rig. You hear me?
I'm goin' back for Mr. Jimmy. Make sure this man gets off this rig.
I'm gonna cut the pipe and seal this well.
I'm gonna cut the pipe.
I'm gonna dump my bags and grab my tools
I'm gonna fix it as soon as I get home, don't worry.
I'm gonna get you up. All right?
I'm gonna make sure everyone evacuates. You get to the lifeboats.
I'm gonna make sure everyone evacuates. You get to the lifeboats.
I'm gonna take manual control over the rig.
I'm impressed, man. I don't know no roughnecks that could read.
I'm just saying.
I'm not doin' nothin' until Mr. Jimmy's made aware.
I'm not gonna be able to hold the rig in place.
I'm not showing 51.
I'm not sure. I don't think so.
I'm sorry. What are you doing?
I'm upping it from 600 horsepower to 1,200 horsepower.
I'ma tell you like I told your executives on the chopper ride in.
If this was a legitimate pressure issue,
If you find yourself in the water, you got a light and a whistle.
If you get into oil or anything spilling it, swim away from the rig.
If you hear your name, call out!
If you really think we need to.
Initiating drill pipe pressure test.
Initiating kill line pressure test.
Initiating kill line pressure test.
Initiating negative pressure test.
Injured first! Let's go!
Iron roughneck. Top drive rack back system.
Is 'cause the compressor for the AC on this deck are down, too.
Is 'cause the compressor for the AC on this deck are down, too.
Is it just me or it just get real bright in there all of a sudden?
Is on the Deepwater Horizon, and...
Is run that negative pressure test on the kill line.
Is she just kickin' or that...
Is someone there? It's Caleb.
Is that a tooth?
Is that correct, Captain?
Is that what you understand, Mike?
Is there a man among you? ls there an adult here?
Is there a reason you're in my shop, Mr. Vidrine?
Is there anybody here from the drill shack?
Is when he stops bitching.
It could very much, Mike. It's on the other side of that derrick.
It is a pocket of pressure,
It is sitting right there on the sensor.
It is still burning.
It is.
It was a good test. We got no pressure.
It was just a kick.
It was like a two legged rabbit and...
It's 43 days behind. Not 50. Simple mathematics.
It's a little above my pay grade.
It's a safety issue.
It's all coming down. We gotta get to the boats.
It's April 20th today. 43 days. Yup.
It's flawed thinking. It's hope as a tactic.
It's got merit, but...
It's his birthday.
It's Mr. Jimmy.
It's not the tie. It's... It's the color.
It's Pump 2! Bleed it! Bleed it!
It's still burning, Mr. Jimmy. We gotta go.
Jason Anderson, are you here?
Jason, what do we do?
Jason!
Jesus.
Jump.
Just as easy to marry a rich man, Felicia, honey.
Just gimme a second. Lemme lemme think.
Just like that.
Just the opinion of the little guy.
Just trying to keep us honest.
Just was lookin' to come by and visit with ya for a minute.
Kaluza and I have talked about this drill pipe,
Karl Kleppinger?
Kaskida is an uncommon prospect. Three to four billion barrels?
Kaskida.
Keep countin', Bob.
Keep pullin'!
Keep thinking about all the expensive things could be wrong with your ride.
Keith Manuel.
Keith!
Kill line was good. Sure of that. That's the only thing I'm sure of.
Kuchta, can you help me?
Let's go, baby.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! We need medical kits!
Let's go! We're full! Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's just get a... a quick pic.
Like the mean old dinosaurs all that oil used to be.
Likely nothin', Mr. Kaluza.
Listen to me. Listen to me.
Listen, guys, we need to bump this up, okay?
Listen, guys, we need to bump this up, okay?
Locked at 1 7 6, Captain.
Look at me, don't look down, look at me.
Look at you guys. Like synchronized swimmers.
Look out!
Look out! Look out!
Look what the pressure did to this drill string during the kick.
Lot of movin' parts. Millions of movin' parts.
Lot of secondary explosions, all right?
Lot of secondary explosions, all right?
Loud and clear.
Love you!
Lovely.
Lovely.
Made the exhaust smell like gas right out of the pump.
Magenta alarms!
Magenta.
Make your way to Lifeboat 2!
Man, Mr. Jimmy's pissed and wants to know if we got a cement bond log test.
Master of the Deck, prepare to take on heavy mud.
Maybe give y'all some news y'all didn't wanna hear.
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! This is Deepwater Horizon.
Mayday! This is Deepwater Horizon. We are in a...
Me and you.
Might be an ignition problem with your Mustang.
Mike Williams, you cheap bastard!
Mike Williams.
Mike, A chair just crashed.
Mike, how many of our machines need repair?
Mike, what is that? Is everything okay?
Mike!
Mike?
Mike? Mike, bring up power.
Mike.
Minor corrosion.
Money, money, money, money...
Money, money, money...
Money!
Morning, Pete.
Mr. Anderson, it's Mr. Jimmy.
Mr. Jimmy wants to know if the team from Schlumberger ran a cement bond log test.
Mr. Jimmy,
Mr. Jimmy, you gettin' any power up there?
Mr. Jimmy!
Mr. Jimmy?
Mr. Sims?
Mr. Vidrine, are you lost?
Mr. Williams, can you please give us
Mr. Williams, please rise.
Mr. Williams!
Mr. Williams?
Mr. Williams?
Mud displacement. Holding tank two. Four percent.
Mud pumps are on. Removing heavy mud from well.
My best friend Peanut and I, we go down there
My computer screen is shaky.
My crane's gonna take the goddamn derrick out.
My crew lives on it. You just rent it.
My dad is Mike.
My fave.
My little brother.
My looking at you makes you uncomfortable?
My name's Jimmy Harrell.
My son.
My thrusters are running away from me.
My wife's name is Felicia.
Name a few for me.
Negative pressure test on the kill line.
Next.
Nine hundred.
No answer.
No mud. No flow. We got to go.
No, I had to. Listen, you mind losing that tie?
No, I understand. I understand.
No, no, the Deepwater doesn't pump a drop of oil, okay, baby?
No, no, the good part, man.
No, no, you got problems there, too,
No, sir.
No, Vidrine, Kaluza sent 'em home without testin' anything.
No, wait! Wait!
No, we just wanna keep this rig on station long as we can
No, we need to go. Okay, we need to go.
No, we're good. Annular took care of it.
No!
No.
No. No, why?
No. No.
Nobody?
Noodlin'. We noodle for catfish.
Nope. That's it.
Not at all.
Not much more than I'd expect on wellhead of this age.
Not much. Could be.
Not now, baby.
Not on the drill pipe.
Not really. Hey, Ronnie.
Now explain that to me.
Now get your ass out of here before I push back.
Now listen to me. Look at me!
Now, how quick can we lock the door on this well?
Now, how we gonna test this?
Now, Mr. Jimmy, we have a issue in the galley.
Now, the way we gonna find out
Number two, combustible gas, number three, toxic gas.
Obviously, our problem is with that drill pipe.
Of a fire on an oil rig. That's about all I can say.
Of pressure per square inch, enough to cut your car in half,
Offshore Installation Manager on Deepwater.
Oh shit! Caleb, clear the floor!
Oh, come on. Please. Please!
Oh, don't tell me anymore, because I know where this is going.
Oh, he's about to go off on the BP guys.
Oh, man, I'll be in the Basin soon.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh, oh. Sweat pants, Bud Light Lime, DVR time.
Oh, rescheduled.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. We got a gas alarm.
Oh, that's... That is focus.
Oh, the pressure!
Oh, there we go. There we go!
Oh, we doing great.
Oh, we quite comfortable with the integrity of that cement, that for true.
Oh, yeah? He rich?
Oh, you gotta stop grindin' shit out of that clutch.
Okay, an oil rig on fire. About 48 nautical miles south of Venice?
Okay, but listen, even those lamer dudes,
Okay, get 'em goin'.
Okay, guys, good test.
Okay, I'm watchin' our roughnecks.
Okay, yes, sir. What vessel are you on?
Okay? Everybody, calm down. Slow it down.
Okay? We're gonna jump over the fire.
Okay. I hear ya.
Okay. Okay. We're all right.
Okay. Press main start button.
Okay. Well, that's disturbing.
On its face? Yeah.
On station. Locked.
On the baggage scale and step on the feet.
On the evening of April 20th, did you hear
On the stairs, goin' high.
On this cement log situation, could ya?
On this well is shit 'cause you're 43 days and $50 million over budget.
On, buddy!
One more time with the money. Come on.
Open it up!
Opening the upper annular.
Or any other of 1,000 moving parts down there.
Or the 90 second love package?
Or with the sensor giving us a false reading.
Original completion date was March 8th.
Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name.
Our husbands work on the Deepwater Horizon together.
Pardon?
Paris Control, this is Bristow 2 Bravo Gulf.
Passing through 3,000 feet.
Permission granted, 2 Bravo Gulf.
Piece of shit.
Pipe racking system. GPS antenna. Direct TV system. Wireless Internet.
Please raise your right hand, sir.
Please raise your right hand, sir.
Please stay clear of the rig floor, mud pits...
Please, be seated.
Please!
Pressure alert.
Pressure alert.
Pressure alert.
Pressure alert. Pressure alert.
Pressure warning.
Pressure warning.
Pressure warning.
Pressure warning.
Pretty please?
Proceed to your assigned lifeboat.
Projectiles comin' from everywhere. The heat was overwhelming.
Pull that shit!
Pull! Pull!
Pull! Pull!
Ran the negative test.
Red one right there.
Reference units good. PDOP good. All to the norm.
Remember what your mama always said,
Report to Muster Station 1!
Rig safety announcement...
Right back here for that.
Right here.
Right here. Come on, we're gonna make a left.
Right here. Right, right there.
Right now!
Roger that.
Roger that. Beginning actuation.
Roger. Got everyone.
Room for a couple more. Get in!
Roughneck movin'.
Roy Kemp?
Roy! Sayin' we like you went to 'Bama?
Run down to the drill shack.
Runnin' out of gasoline as the plane lands is not smart.
Same one goes off every time.
Same shit. Well from Hell.
Save ya a lotta pain and money in the long run, I'll tell ya.
Say Hi to Felicia for me.
Say, Mike, did you brush your teeth this morning?
Scan on it.
Schlumberger run a cement bond log test?
Seems as though you had something more you wanted to say in there.
Shane Roshto?
Shane!
She get power again?
She put a whoop ass on Maggie and her penguin.
Shelly heard people were jumping off the rig.
Shh. What were you sayin'?
Shit, his bone's caught on the metal.
Shit, I assumed and then I remarried.
Shit, Jimmy, I just drive the boat, man.
Shit, where do I start?
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit! Come on! Pull the slack!
Shit! Shit!
Shit.
Shit. I hope so, yes. This here's the Well from Hell, girl.
Shit. Jason!
Should be it.
Should we wait till the Coast Guard gets us...
Shut the door. We're full.
Shut up.
Sir, I'm not exactly sure,
Sir, we got a satellite image of the scene.
Skip say anything to you about runnin' a cement log?
Slow down! Slow down!
Smoke alarms in the galley.
So after explosion, I call the rig floor.
So BP company men Vidrine and/or Kaluza are hoping that we have tamed this bitch
So for 300 million years, these old dinosaurs
So I assume Schlumberger guys said the same?
So if you off, it's off. Then I'm off.
So my dad and his friends find the oil.
So that pipe doesn't break.
So they rush to the new hole. Then, smack!
So why do you keep comin' back to it?
So yeah, I'm included.
So you want the 30, the 60,
So, we got all 500 feet of cement poured, huh?
Sociopath.
Somebody better tell me something.
Somebody help me!
Son of a bitch!
Sorry?
Sounded like you did.
Spit and glue ain't gettin' it done.
Starts at zero. Stays at zero. Ends at zero.
Stay to the wall! Hey! Stay to the wall!
Stephen Curtis?
Stopped taking the coffee. Doing the yoga every day.
Switching to kill line test.
System power switch.
Takes time to do it right.
Tell Daddy what Maggie's dad did.
Test the cement job. Come on, man, work with me.
Thank you, Captain.
Thank you, Mike.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Gentlemen, you couldn't perhaps enlighten me
Thank you. Now it's my nightmare.
Thanks.
That a catfish?
That ain't good. Jason, are you seein' this?
That cement's the only thing between us and a blowout.
That comment will be noted.
That Daddy did everything he could.
That face.
That is a genuine dinosaur tooth.
That is determination. That is intensity. Drive!
That is the good part! Money!
That one's set at no indication of flow, right?
That ring true to you?
That ring true to you?
That should be it.
That the testimony you're about to give is the truth,
That the testimony you're about to give is the truth,
That was a bird strike, folks.
That was amazing. Stay ten forever, please.
That will be my summary back to my bosses in London.
That's a confusing result, I'll give you that.
That's a good idea.
That's all I can say, ma'am. I'm sorry, I really have to go.
That's all we can do. We can't save this rig.
That's all you got?
That's beautiful.
That's cool.
That's how you're gonna leave me for 21 days and nights?
That's it?
That's okay. She's pushing back on us a little.
That's Super Tuscan, yeah?
That's the biggest dang kick l ever seen.
That's the lat/long. That's a confirmed position.
That's the plan.
That's when all the lame o's show up all happy like they did something.
That's when I heard the hissing noise.
That's why we a $186 billion company.
That's worth more than BP itself.
That's worthy of superstition.
The alarm didn't sound.
The dip. The steel toes.
The gasoline, the natural gas, or the oil.
The general alarm is set up
The hell you doin' here?
The hissing turned into a full blown roar.
The mud's so thick and heavy, it blocks the monsters from coming up.
The OIM wants to know what you're doin' here.
The OIM.
The original V8 or a crate motor?
The point is, you sent the testing team home
The pressure, the pressure, the pressure!
The whole truth and nothing but the truth,
Then Dad and his friends make a hole in their roof.
Then everything above it is, too.
Then sell that piece of shit and get a Ducati.
Then that gonna tell us all we need to know.
Then we off. Then the whole damn train is off.
Then we would have mud flowing right back up
There there's something burning in there.
There was a major explosion
There was no cement bond log.
There was this...
There... On the Deepwater Horizon ?
There's a logic to it.
There's people jumpin' in the water.
There's something off with it.
There's too much fire. We can't jump from here.
These guys are all over me. What do you wanna do?
They a flow at work here, Mike.
They don't have to pump anything, remember?
They left us!
They left us.
They never feel the urge to take me through their thinkin', Mike.
They run into a big machine that he and his friends
They run into this stuff called mud...
They sent 'em home without doin' shit, now we goin' after BP.
They should be all lined up.
They the little picture, like you and the malfunctionin' shitters.
They told me to get ready to start moving on.
They were supposed to test to see whether the cement was holdin'.
They're all bad wells. We're in a tough prospect.
They're shuttin' it down. They must not be likin' somethin' up there.
They're trapped. Ornery.
Think you money hungry sons of bitches at least be good at math.
This don't look good to me.
This is Damon Bankston to Coast Guard Rescue.
This is Deepwater Horizon...
This is Kuchta on the bridge. I need a damage report.
This is motor vessel Damon Bankston.
This is not a drill.
This is not our deal, dude.
This is the last for Lifeboat 1, guys!
This is US Coast Guard B17 departing RRT6
This platform's about 20 miles south of Grand Isle, Louisiana.
This way!
This way! This way!
This, uh, this rig, last we heard, is still burning.
Those BP sons of bitches sent the Schlumberger guys home.
Thought you had plans? I thought you were goin' out.
Thousands upon thousands of people.
Thruster 2 failure.
Thrusters are over revving.
Thy will be done on Earth as it is in heaven.
Tie it off!
Till I don't feel like poppin' somebody in the mouth.
To buy more gas to get to work.
To inform the entire rig of, number one, fire,
To murder some BP company men.
To start taking on drilling mud about 1800.
Took us five days just to pull a million dollar drill pipe out.
Touchin' my shit.
Transfer it to the Bankston.
Trapped around the annular,
Trippin' pipe is lots of fun lots of fun, lots of fun
Trust me.
Turn remote switch to 'local'.
Turn to 'on' position.
Turning to 176.
Turning.
Two weeks now.
Uh uh. Hope ain't a tactic, Don.
Unfortunately, to do it properly takes time.
United States Coast Guard District 8 Command Center,
Until we blue in the face.
Very funny. Very funny.
Vidrine ran it by me. This... This comes from Vidrine.
Vidrine, Kaluza.
Vidrine?
Wait for the glowplug light.
Wait!
Walk down the boat ramp.
Wanna know how much you weigh?
Wanna make a bet we're at the same spot next hitch?
Was this run by anybody at BP? Kaluza, Vidrine, anybody?
Watch his leg!
Water's on fire.
Wave and say, See you at Tuscaloosa.
We a big company, Mike, BP.
We all got woken up and got us working over.
We already agreed that there's something wrong with the drill line.
We are confident in the integrity of our cement job, are we not?
We are ready.
We came right ten degrees.
We came up higher, so we can jump out further.
We done!
We get it. We get it. Just use two tighters.
We gonna choke this fire.
We gonna properly secure this well
We gonna run a negative pressure test. Start trippin' out 3,000 feet of pipe.
We gonna run that negative pressure test again.
We gonna run the negative pressure test, before we do anything else.
We good?
We got 100 miles south of Port Fourchon there's a vessel reporting a fire.
We got 30 seconds.
We got a lotta pipe to pull if we're gonna get out of here tonight.
We got a medic right up top, okay?
We got flow out here.
We got mud on the rig floor.
We got ya'. We got Ya'
We gotta get outta here. There's methane everywhere.
We gotta get to the mud pit! Caleb!
We gotta go, buddy!
We gotta go!
We gotta go! We gotta go right now!
We have a problem with that drill pipe
We have an incident on the Deepwater Horizon.
We just saw a huge explosion.
We locked in. Y'all can run the negative test.
We look for the biggest, darkest, blackest hole we can stick our arm in.
We need assistance immediately.
We need to bring the standby generator online.
We need to disconnect, Mike.
We need to disconnect, Mike.
We need to get off this. Jimmy, we gotta go.
We need to get up higher.
We need to get up higher. Come on!
We need to go from Macondo to Kaskida by May 16th.
We need to restore power up here.
We really need for you to leave with this.
We should be fine to land. We'll run a safety check there.
We should've seen some mud.
We still got 1,400 PSI on the drill line.
We wanna get bit.
We went to the next light that we saw in the water
We're all right.
We're gonna start sending you some mud to clean.
We're headin' out into open ocean. ETA 45 minutes to Deepwater Horizon.
We're holding at 1395, Mr. Jimmy. That's a lot of pressure.
We're not gonna hit the fire, you hear me?
We're still finding mud from the last kick. Over 5,000 PSI.
We're the explorers.
We're wearin' shoes, hats, gloves, skullcaps, sunglasses, and we are ready.
We've had a major explosion.
Welcome aboard!
Well from Hell's done, boys.
Well, anything that big oughta be made by God.
Well, as you know, we... We a little behind.
Well, Captain, I gave it up several months ago.
Well, did we run the test?
Well, how can I help you?
Well, how can I help you?
Well, how hard could it be?
Well, I hear we gettin' off this beast and movin' on to the next.
Well, I just called the Coast Guard
Well, I need many other things than sleep.
Well, I'm told to be ready
Well, if it isn't Don Vidrine and Bob Kaluza.
Well, it could be a wire. Could be distributor.
Well, it's not compromised. Houston doesn't have a problem.
Well, looks like it's gonna be a long night.
Well, magenta alarm on an oil rig is as bad as it gets.
Well, nothing ever come outta Don Vidrine's mouth
Well, you can thank this very talented young lady
Well, you see, my granddaddy, he, uh, he never even went to the dentist
Were you in my shop?
West Jefferson, East Jefferson and Tulane
What about your legs? Huh? Can you move 'em?
What are you doing?
What are you drivin' that needs that much work?
What did Mr. Skip say?
What do we do?
What do you know? We done?
What do you mean, you can't tell me that?
What do you think the odds of you gettin' off this rig alive are
What happened?
What happened? Jesus!
What is goin' on?
What is it you do at BP, Mr. Sims?
What is that, your fifth cup?
What is the Bankston doin' here?
What the hell are you doing? Did I ask you to call a Mayday?
What the hell? Shit.
What the hell's goin' on here?
What the hell's he doin'?
What the hell's the Bankston doin' here?
What up, Mike?
What was that?
What were you gonna do with your bonus, Mike?
What would it have cost you to run that test, huh? 125 grand?
What y'all call that? Nibblin'?
What?
What? Hold up, they didn't
What's the ETA on the first on scene helicopter?
What's the name of your vessel?
What's up with street clothes? You look pretty.
What's your name, sir?
When are we supposed to be leaving?
When I was potty trained, I was taught to flush,
Where is my son?
Where the insurance stuff is. You know, call Schuman first.
Where's Andrea? Andrea, let's go!
Where's the oxygen tanks? Empty out the supply house! Let's go!
Where's your call?
Which reads like drill pressure because it is trapped right there.
Who are you?
Who gave that order?
Who was Andrea, the dynamic position operator.
Who, in your view, was in charge of the rig?
Who's coordinating the air assets out there?
Who's on the bridge?
Who's there?
Who's we?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, shit.
Whoa!
Whose fault was that?
Why in the hell would they do that?
Why's the monitor out?
Wind is calm. 2 1 is in use. Altimeter 2997.
Winds are at 185 and around five knots. Seas are calm. That's good.
With a fifth of Crown and a lake.
Wouldn't recognize it even if you could see it.
Wow? Was I in it?
Wow.
Wow.
Wyman, can you move?
Yahoo.
Yahoo.
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, I do, and I still can't believe that thing's a boat.
Yeah, I'm going fishing tonight. Undercover.
Yeah, Schlumberger's out. They're gone.
Yeah, well, that ain't gonna last long.
Yeah, won't take but a minute.
Yeah, you too. Shit.
Yeah!
Yeah! You big, beautiful mud!
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah. Enough to cut your car in half.
Yep, 65 pounds.
Yep.
Yes sir, we see the Deepwater Horizon on fire.
Yes, ma'am, it is a fire on the Deepwater Horizon.
Yes, ma'am. I've never seen anything like it...
Yes, ma'am. Right now we only have a couple confirmed reports
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Almost ten percent of all the machinery aboard.
Yes, sir. He's in the ET shop on the second deck by the coffee shop.
Yes, there's an oil rig on fire.
Yes, we are.
Yes, we're off station.
You you sure?
You ain't pushin' it.
You all got the paraphernalia.
You all right?
You are clear to approach and receive drilling mud.
You are correct, Mr. Jimmy.
You can call it a bitch.
You cannot have 1,395 pounds
You consistently overestimate your skills as a mechanic.
You do know the first well collapsed on us?
You do look a little like Santa Claus.
You don't know the difference between a kick and a goddamn blowout!
You don't wanna know if that cement job
You go ahead and make sure everybody's up and fed and ready to get after it.
You gonna use your crane, man? Maybe catch a beluga or Shamu?
You got it, Mr. Jimmy.
You got the picture?
You gotta be shittin' me.
You gotta fix this by the way. You have got to fix this stove.
You gotta get me to the bridge, Mike.
You gotta go to lifeboats, okay?
You guys already done?
You guys are just like my granddad.
You have to promise not to bring up your mother, though.
You just made a little girl's year. And her old man's. Thank you.
You know I had a full ride to UT architecture school.
You know what I'm gonna do for you, young lady?
You know what? I'ma do whatever you do.
You know your way around this thing?
You know, I'm doing my best to accommodate everybody, but look...
You know, we might need to rebuild it.
You nervous as cats.
You Okay?
You really should include yourself in that, Mr. Jimmy.
You really think this is the last test?
You see anyone else here? Huh?
You stay on top of it, Jason. I'll see you in about a half hour.
You sure about this, Jason?
You understand?
You wanna stay here? You stay here.
You want my take? I mean, you really want my take?
You're a $180 billion company and you're cheap.
You're about to give is the truth, the whole truth
You're comin' with or without that leg.
You're gonna need to use 'em. We gotta get to the lifeboats.
You're supposed to just think babies are cute.
Young man, pardon me.
Your best recollection of the event on the Deepwater Horizon?
Your little brother's not here.
Your phones are broken.
2 Bravo Gulf, permission to land,
10,000 barrels.
35 percent.
43 days? 44 days?
45 days? 46 days?
55 percent.
75 percent.
450 PSI.
492, your tail is clear.
1395.
...Roy? I got it! You got yours?
'69 Mustang. Fastback?
A what? Cement job.
Albers, Shane! Here!
All right, babe. All right, Fish.
All right, come on. Help!
All right, get it in there. ...that they cram down the straw.
All right, we gotta... Shit's on fire everywhere.
All right, yeah. Up, up, up.
All right. BOP's not responding.
And it's cured? Yes.
And my daughter's Sydney. Don't put that on me!
And smooth it out. All right? Okay, okay.
And who you work for? Transocean.
Andrea? Yes, sir?
Beginning our descent. Roger that.
Bob? Agreed.
BP's oil. Indeed.
Bring us back slow. Okay.
Bring us power, Mike. Come on. No. No.
Caleb! What do we do?
Can you hear him? Call out!
Close the goddamn door! Get to the boats, Mike.
Come on, baby. Where's the fire team? Now!
Come on, Jimmy's pissed, man. Schlum burger, you democrat.
Come on, man! Get up! Roy! Come on, man!
Come on, we gotta swing it out! Crank it!
Come on! All right.
Come on. Come on!
Completions. Oh, shit, here we go, Jimmy.
Correct. Looky here.
Damn. Holy shit!
Did he get off the rig? I don't know.
Dig a pool. You? Fix my car.
Does it sound like it's skipping? Nope.
Don't say lamer. They are lamer.
Don't use my lines against me. I'm using your line against you.
Don't use my lines. I just did.
Duck, close the second annular! Annular failure.
Duck, cut the pipe! Okay.
Duck, get in here now! Are you shuttin' it in?
Emergency life raft! Somebody got a knife?
Fellas. What the hell are you wearing?
First engine start. Locked.
Fleytas. Kuchta.
Gas warning... Duck! Duck!
Gee, thanks. Hey, stick shift or automatic?
Get him and him out of here. What is happening?
Go ahead, Jason. Copy that.
Go for Shaker House. Yeah, we got a good test.
Go! Okay.
Goddamn it. Blue screen 0' death again.
Gonna be a long one, huh? Get some ice cream, Mike.
Good morning. Mike Williams.
Grab a mop! Whoo! That's just crazy.
Have a cookie, Bob. Oh.
He ain't call me. We win the war here
He needs to get on the boat! Get back in line!
He's hurt. This man is hurt!
Hello? Natalie, this is Felicia Williams.
Help me get to the bridge. All right. Come on.
Help! Mr. Jimmy!
Hey, I flew in with you, Mr. Jimmy. Would you do me a favor?
Hey, Mike! What's the word, Dale?
Hey, Skip. Yes, sir.
Hey, you guys finished? I don't know what to tell you, Mike.
Hey! Shit!
Hey! Yeah, Mr. Jimmy! Good job!
Hold it straight. Get on the hand crank!
Honey! What?
How we doin', Sarah? Good. How are you?
How we looking? Sitting at 166.
How you doin', Caleb? Hey, Mike, how you doin', man?
How'd the positive test go? Positive test went well.
How's it goin'? Fine.
Huh? Come over to the computer.
Huh? My little brother.
Huh? Your Mustang.
I do. Okay.
I don't wanna die. Our choice...
I don't wanna die. You're not gonna die.
I got you. I hate losing to you. I hate it.
I just woke up, so... Is that stupid?
I know it, I know it. I'm coming with you.
I love you. I love you.
I need help in here. It's Wyman!
I think the rabbit was my mother. Mother. Yes. I know.
I'm coming with you. You sure?
I'm good. You can place your bags
I'm not done. You did such a good job.
I'm with you. Go on, Mike.
I've lost power. All right, just stop.
Is it already finished? Mike, how you been?
Is she still burnin'? There's still flow, Mr. Jimmy.
Is that correct? Correct.
Is there a problem? We got a bad well.
It ain't smart. It ain't smart.
It was a hostile rabbit. Okay.
It was hostile. Okay.
It's comin' down! Get on the boat now!
It's not slowin' down. All right, stop pumping mud.
It's not stoppin'. Clear the drill shack.
It's showtime. It's really great.
Jumpers? You gettin' this? We have jumpers?
Keep it that way. All right.
Ken, you all right? The derrick's gonna fall on us!
Kuchta, why is the Bankston here? Good morning to you, too.
Let me drive! Nope.
Let me drive. Mmm mmm.
Let me drive. Nope.
Lifeboat 1, come on! Easy, easy, easy!
Look at me. I don't wanna die.
Loud. Will you sit down, please?
Lower the boat! Let's go!
Mr. Jimmy, Mr. Jimmy... Speech.
Mr. Jimmy? Yeah?
Mr. Jimmy? Mr. Jimmy? Mike! I can't I can't see shit.
Mr. O'Bryan? David Sims.
Muster. No, no.
My little brother. Look at me, Dougie.
No, no, no, shh! All right, all right.
No, you let go of me! Okay!
No? Hey, Shane! Yeah?
No. Andrea, get my hands on the EDS.
No. Don't touch my shit.
No. What does Gordon want?
Not necessarily. Oh, Don. A good test starts
Oh, fuck this! Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Clear the floor!
Oh, shit! Tie it off, tie it off!
Oh, shit! Shit! Put it out!
Oh, yeah. Says Mr. Toyota. Uh huh. Yeah. Uh huh.
Oh, yes. I will.
Okay, so... This rig is broke? I didn't say that.
Okay. Bring us back slow.
Original V8 or crate motor? It's original. Original.
Patrick. What's goin' on, Mike?
Pressure warning... Duck, you okay?
Pretty good, huh? Very nice, thank you.
Purple? More magenta.
Really wanna drive? Yeah.
Rig? Did he get off the rig?
Right here, right here. No, no. Up, up!
See ya in three weeks. Okay. In three weeks.
Seriously? Yep.
She did. Huh?
Shh. Mike, are you there?
Shit, I got hammer, screwdriver. Excellent.
Shit! Get 'em.
Shit! It's over.
Shit! Shit.
Shit. Jimmy's...
Sir, it's gonna be like 35 minutes. That's about 30 minutes too late.
Skip, are we done here? You gotta talk to Vidrine.
so help you God? Yes, sir.
Somebody's gotta talk to Vidrine. What? Are you finished?
Stop! All right.
Thank you much. Have a wonderful day, sir.
Thank you. So there was pressure.
That's one for the trophy case. True dat.
The well is blowing out. What?
There's only so much stuff in the can! Well, stop it! Stop it.
They never ran that cement log. They didn't run nothin'.
They sent them home. Yeah.
This is Deepwater Horizon. Rig's on fire.
This is Lieutenant Degan speaking. Hi. Sir.
This man is hurt bad. I don't give a shit!
This might be the final test. Roger that.
This pipe is gonna break. Off station alert.
Trying to make it fly? No, I just wanna make it go faster.
Versus Saban? Hey, just 'cause we win...
Vinyl top. What's up with it?
Walk with me, Mike. Where we headed?
Warning. It's not stopping.
Watch your step over here. Shit.
We blew out, Mr. Jimmy. Oh, no.
We don't have the authority. I'm gonna seal the well.
We got flow. Shit!
We got you. Hold on!
We need assistance... Can't you see it's on fire?
We worry about those bills. I worry about my rig.
We're goin' home! Bring the mud. Bring the mud.
We're going home! To the house?
We're in rig down mode. Rig down mode?
Welcome back, Mr. Jimmy. Oh, yeah.
What are you on about? I just...
What are you talking about? I just...
What did the Coast Guard say? Just that there's been a fire.
What do we do? I need a damage report.
What do you know? I know we're done.
What? Can you hear me, Dougie?
What? Yeah, a whole buncha people.
What'd he say? I can't hear him.
What'd I tell ya? Yeah, you did good.
What's the word? I heard we done.
What's wrong? Not now, baby.
when your flight's ready. Thank you.
Where you flying out to? Deepwater Horizon.
Where you headed today? Same place. Deepwater Horizon.
Where're you goin'? l dunno.
Where's the pisser, Williams? Sign that says toilet.
Who'd you hear that from? I can't tell y'all that, Mike.
Who's that again? Oh, cut the shit, man.
Who's Whey“? BP company men.
Why can't you tell me that? I just can't tell ya.
Why's that? I was asleep.
Why's the... You don't know shit!
Yeah, give me odds. 50 to 1.
Yeah, I'm all right. Get your finger on the EDS.
Yeah, we'll take a picture. Mr. Jimmy.
Yeah! Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah. Go to the lifeboats.
Yes, sir. My son get off the rig with you?
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
You can't do that! Brought in a penguin.
You can't look at me. Why?
You feel me, Mr. Williams? You on medication, Mr. Vidrine?
You get a fossil. There should be rules.
You good? Yeah.
You got gloves? Yeah, yeah, yeah!
You guys good? I got you, buddy.
You heard we're done? Yeah, I heard we're done.
You need to hit the EDS. We don't have the authority.
You ready'? Ready?
You smell gas when it's not running? No. So it's not a leak in the tank.
Zero flow, correct? That's correct. No flow.
...get to the lifeboats!
...will trigger an alarm.
'Bout 500 foot of riser left.
'Bout to start displacing. Wanted your blessing.
'cause he didn't wanna know all what was wrong
'Cause I sure as hell don't know
'cause then he'd have to deal with it.
'Cause they got miles of earth and ocean pressing down on them.
'cause they're they're flyin' away.
'Cause you're not supposed to know anything about that.
'Course, I gotta try to deal with those consequences,
30 to 1. Same spot. No way.
390, Mr. Jimmy. Three hundred and ninety?

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