Two Lovers (2008) Edit

A fresh start for you and Sandra.

A kid's got to start thinking about his future sometime.

A man's got to have his secrets, Honey. Come on.

A surprise? What'd you get me?

A terrific thing,

Absolutely, I love it. But I know how much it means to you.

Absolutely.

Acquaint yourself with what's going on here.

Actually, I wanted to meet you.

Again, baby?

Ah, mazel tov!

Ah. Well, you know what, Leonard?

Ahh, fuck.

Ahh, maybe I will.

Ahh!

All right, all right. Don't get bent out of shape.

All right, I'll I'll call you

All right, I'm gonna work on the tickets.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Come inside. Let me take your coats.

All right. Hey, Happy Thanksgiving.

All right. I forgot to do something.

All right. I'll be right back.

All right. Well, we're talking about how beautiful you are.

All their, you know, designer clothes and shit.

ALL: Hey! Hey!

ALL: L to the E O N A R D.

ALL: L to the E O N A R D.

ALL: Ohh!

And all the the different technology the machines.

And as our last event of the day,

And believe me, there's lots of guys after her.

And boom, that's it the whole thing goes to hell.

And do you have a reservation?

And don't lose the clothes again.

And figure things out.

And he's taking the color shots and he's taking the slides and the set ups,

And his mother lives nearby,

And I

And I got into this thing now.

And I gotta go to that.

And I guess I'll see you around the building.

And I hope I didn't mess things up.

And I just...

And I lov I love you.

And I never asked him to do that.

And I noticed that you don't wear any gloves.

And I still love it. It's very good.

And I think I've really got to go to San Francisco.

And I tried to hurt myself and they put me in the hospital.

And I went into the bathroom and I passed out.

And I'm going to be direct with you.

And I'm going to be direct with you.

And I'm just I'm just gonna end it.

And I've been lazy.

And it's fine. I'm sorry.

And it's like you have to wait in line forever after they give you the number.

And make a big wish.

And maybe you'll learn to love me too.

And now all he does he takes pictures all over the place.

And now all he does he takes pictures all over the place.

And on behalf of your sister Sandra

And that I'm happy.

And the other two are in Sheepshead Bay.

And then I'm not going to see you for two weeks.

And then we can, like, text.

And then you could, like, tell me

And they wouldn't let me back in the club.

And we're going to be moving into that space soon.

And when we do, there is an opportunity here

And you guys go, "L to the E O N A R D"

And your mother Carol,

And, well, that was that.

And, yeah see about maybe going out with you to this party.

Are you all right? You all right?

Are you going out?

Are you gonna bring it on the dance floor?

Are you happy these days?

Are you in a hurry somewhere or what?

Are you kidding? They'd be happy.

Are you leaving?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Aren't you having lunch with your father and the Cohens?

As long as you love it

As long as you love what you're doing.

At my brother's bar mitzvah next month.

Baby, I'm sorry.

Be careful out there.

Be myself right now.

Be right out, Pop.

Because at Rosh Hashanah and...

Because I'm going crazy. I can't

Because of this medical thing and...

Because she is my life.

Because that's what you deserve.

Before your parents come home and see us like this.

Bring everybody real close.

But "the Sound of Music" is playing on cable right now.

But because, you know, whenever it's on,

But he left them for me.

But I I feel like I could tell you anything.

But I do know you and I love you even more.

But I have to go.

But I know in the past Giant teams...

But I totally forgot tomorrow night's my dad's birthday party

But I was just checking my schedule and I'm free.

But I'm afraid to go by myself.

But I'm telling you something: If you've got somebody

But it's true.

But my mom said your parents are going to be going too

But my wife, the artistic one,

But she's still sedated.

But you don't even have a bag.

But you don't have any people in them really.

But you know, he's not really like that.

Bye bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Can I just get my bag?

Can I look at these?

Can I take your coat?

Can we have the specials?

Can you come with me, please?

Can you make me a $200 Loan?

Can you see me now?

Can you see me? I can't see you.

CAROL: Eat what you'd like. Okay.

CAROL: I paid him to say that.

CAROL: It's amazing you can run a business.

CAROL: Please don't make me older.

Cash.

Come here.

Come in.

Come on in, come around.

Come on up here! Don't make me shout.

Come on, baby. Aren't you going to tell me what's wrong?

Come on, leave him alone.

CONDUCTOR: Next stop 57th Street.

Could you come up?

Could you write something on my arm with your finger

David, say thank you.

David. My beautiful daughter Sandra.

David's bar mitzvah is coming up next week.

DAYNA: He goes clubbing.

Dayna. What's up?

Dessert's on the table.

Do you live here, right?

Do not disrespect me!

Do you know when it's for?

Do you like the dry cleaning business?

Do you really love me, Leonard?

Do you think he's going to be with me for good?

Don't be sorry.

Don't go.

Don't leave wet towels on the floor.

Don't say that. I'm not a little kid.

Don't say that. You're not stupid.

Don't walk away from me! Michelle!

Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

Don't worry.

Down at the end of the hallway.

Eh?

Eight nine 10 I'm gonna be under 20

Excuse me.

Feelin' better?

For my princess.

For you, for your father, for your family,

For your future family,

From what?

Fuck it, let's just go.

Fuck.

Fucking boyfriend.

Get the fuck back up here!

Getting off in 10 minutes, all right?

Go go meet with Michael.

Go ahead.

Go out and stay at her place.

Go!

God, don't take another one.

God, that's very cool that you're an artist.

God, you guys have a lot of books.

God.

Going on right now that's...

Gonna have an aneurysm.

Good good. Um, your parents told me you'd be home.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good, thank you.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good. Good.

Good. What's going on?

Good. You remember my wife Carol.

Great, you can keep me company.

Happy New Year, Pop.

Happy New Year.

Have fun.

Have you ever seen "Benny Hill"?

He we move a lot and he doesn't like it when we move.

He doesn't sound too happy. I mean, I don't speak dog.

He just has to take his pills.

He keeps telling me he's gonna leave them.

He left his family for me.

He left you. I'd never do that.

He liked Hoboken a lot,

He said he fell in the bay.

He says he's gonna stay with his wife.

He still doesn't even know what happened to me at the hospital.

He told his wife everything.

He wants you to take those bar mitzvah pictures.

He's always telling me, you know, I should hang out with friends and stuff.

He's brilliant and he can be really sweet.

He's gonna pay you back for the tickets, okay?

He's got this fucking business trip he wants me to go on.

He's married; he has a son.

He's my new best friend.

He's not gonna keep paying for this apartment.

He's trying to open a box did you see that?

He's very popular.

Hello, neighbor.

Hello?

Hello.

Her parents are the ones that called it off

Here you go.

Hey hey, David, what you got?

Hey, ain't that the guy that works over at the, uh,

Hey, buddy, you even gonna thank the guy who just saved your life?

Hey, Carl, why don't you take him where he needs to go?

Hey, darlin'.

Hey, do you think you want anything?

Hey, I can hear you talking. Who are you talking to down there?

Hey, I'm back.

Hey, I'm gonna give you a special ringtone

Hey, listen, Leonard.

Hey, pop, where's mom?

Hey, pop.

Hey, pop.

Hey, she feels really cold. Is that normal?

Hey, yeah, you know, I think I heard him barking.

Hey, you ever count doors?

Hey, you know what, Doug? There's a fucking storm coming, man.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, I'm so sorry I missed lunch today.

Hey. What are you doing down here?

Hi, how are you? Oh, enjoy.

Hi, nice to see you again.

Hi! There's lots of food.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. What are you doing? You're taking my picture?

His daughter is coming to lunch too,

Hmm? You don't want to be late. Come on, here your pills.

Honey, I have to go to London tomorrow night.

How are you?

How does he look?

How you doin'?

How you doing?

How you doing?

How you feelin'?

How'd it go?

Huh?

Huh?

I

I am here to protect you.

I appreciate that, Pop.

I brought you some water.

I came out. I was with Stephanie and

I can bring you a real straw if you'd like.

I can feel you, you know? I can really feel you.

I can see you from my apartment.

I can't stay here.

I can't tell if he's telling me the truth, and...

I can't wait to see you.

I couldn't find her.

I decided I'm going to go to his office later

I did. I really did.

I didn't

I didn't even see you.

I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to leave you.

I didn't think that I'd ever

I do like you.

I do.

I don't care.

I don't even know what it's like to just

I don't feel very well.

I don't know if you want to see that now?

I don't know if it's... ( mumbles )

I don't know if Michelle told you we've got opera tickets tonight.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what your relationship is.

I don't know, if you want to go see a movie or something?

I don't know, you know. I gotta see.

I don't know.

I don't know. I just met her myself.

I don't really read very much, you know?

I don't think so.

I don't think we should see each other anymore.

I don't want you and I talkin' about it

I don't want you to stay with me for a few minutes.

I don't want, like, everybody to call the cops.

I feel anxious.

I feel like if I wasn't with Ronald,

I fell in the water.

I fell into the bay.

I finally let him know about my miscarriage

I got here as quick as I could.

I got us a car to take us to the airport.

I got you something.

I gotta check my schedule.

I gotta go to a meeting with my boss.

I had the wrong number and then

I had these crazy nightmares while I was out.

I hate these fucking scars.

I have some ones with some people in it.

I have this friend in San Francisco.

I have to go to the bathroom.

I have to go to the doctor. I don't know what the fuck.

I have to go, Mom.

I have to go.

I have to.

I hope we're not late. The directions were perfect.

I I think this is the best choice.

I just I was down getting equipment for my camera

I just got the new DVD set.

I just got your text.

I just have one question: With all your gifts,

I just want it to be right, you know?

I just want to be with you, wherever that is.

I just want to say that how proud I am

I know I would.

I know we've only known each other for a couple of weeks.

I know you do.

I know you don't want to talk to me,

I know.

I know. I was joking.

I know. I'm sorry, but he's downstairs.

I like photography.

I like this one.

I live with my dog, Rex.

I love you very much.

I love you,

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love your hands.

I may need to go to the hospital,

I mean,

I mean, I can see the signs.

I mean, I didn't finish. You know, I'm not a real lawyer...

I mean, I'm lucky my law firm gives me a box.

I mean, you know, I know she loves it.

I mean, you know, she comes from a good family,

I need this kind of, you know, help right now

I need to open everything up.

I never really saw you.

I never saw you either.

I really am sorry.

I really really really want you to go.

I saw on the computer that you checked travel sites last night.

I saw you at your parents' store

I should go

I started bleeding really bad a few hours ago.

I think he tried again.

I think I'll have a New Year's party this year.

I think if you knew me better, you wouldn't feel that way.

I think it'll make a difference.

I think it's a conspiracy by the drug companies, you know?

I think she might be using again.

I think you know how important this is for everybody.

I think you'd like him.

I think you're hello.

I thought about you all day. It was killing me,

I thought it was on silent. Excuse me. I'm sorry.

I threw it out the window.

I told you, Michelle, I love you.

I tried to get here as soon as I could.

I tried you on your cell phone. All we got was the message.

I understand that.

I understand you, Michelle.

I want to make sure you'll be taken care of

I want to take care of you.

I want to tell you how proud we are of you.

I want you to do me a favor. I want you to

I want you to keep an eye on her.

I want you to look out for her for me a little bit, if you can.

I was I was supposed to meet up with him tonight

I was beginning to think you weren't going to make it.

I was in line to be King of Denmark.

I was just going through these

I was just out with a couple friends,

I was just talking to to Michael.

I was supposed to get married.

I was supposed to go to the doctor today.

I was thinking about maybe going out, but, you know, I don't know.

I wasn't planning on being home for so long, so...

I went back into the club

I will never walk away from you.

I will officially shut up now and let you go to bed.

I will.

I work at Pfizer in the city it's a drug company.

I'd definitely leave everything for you.

I'd like to invite mom, dad and sister Sandra

I'd like you to close your eyes

I'd rather just walk than be in this stuffy place.

I'll I'll definitely be there.

I'll be back early.

I'll be fine.

I'll be seated.

I'll bet you he would take us to his favorite restaurant.

I'll bring a nice bottle of champagne for

I'll clean this up later, all right?

I'll come.

I'll do anything for you.

I'll do what I have to do.

I'll get you your receipt.

I'll see myself out.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you then.

I'll show you some.

I'll take care of you

I'll try C.P.R.

I'll try to see if I'm free.

I'll wait I'll wait right here.

I'm I'm at home right now.

I'm about to have lunch. Do you want to have lunch with me?

I'm downstairs. It's 8:05.

I'm fucked up too.

I'm glad I caught you, Leonard.

I'm going swimming in the ocean with Polar Bear Club

I'm going to go out too with your dad.

I'm going to go to the ladies' room.

I'm gonna be.

I'm gonna go dancing with some friends of mine.

I'm here to meet some people.

I'm here to meet some people.

I'm just happy.

I'm just stressed out, I think.

I'm living in the middle of fucking nowhere!

I'm not going.

I'm not going.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm packed and ready to go. Is everything good with you?

I'm scared something's gonna happen.

I'm so lost, Leonard.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. It was crazy.

I'm sorry, man. If you're not on the list, I can't let you in.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I couldn't.

I'm sure he's simmered down now anyway, so...

I've been thinking about what you said and you were right.

I've been to "the nutcracker," but when I was little.

I've been worried about you.

I've got ADHD, supposedly.

I've never met him. You know, I don't know.

I've never seen anything like this.

If you apply yourself, and I know you're going to.

If you came, it would be so great.

If you could do, like, anything in the world,

If you could give him a tremendous round of applause...

If you think he's telling the truth, you know?

If you want to see her.

If you would just leave me alone.

In a really bad situation with that guy.

Is coming over tonight with his family.

Is like the slums of the Catskills.

Is she awake?

Is there another blanket? I'm so cold.

It could be a terrific thing

It does?

It is?

It means if we ever had kids, they'd be, like, dead after a year, so...

It smells like mothballs.

It was an accident. Can I change, please?

It was very cute.

It went fine. Everything's everything's good.

It's you know, it's winter out, it's cold,

It's 11 past 7:00. You talk to him.

It's a 1998.

It's a surprise. It's a gift.

It's all right, you know? It's good to help out the family.

It's been such a great afternoon, everybody.

It's cold Mom, come on, stop. I'm fine.

It's early. It's like 6:30.

It's fucking cold.

It's great food and we, like, drink Brandy Alexanders.

It's homemade hummus. I did it.

It's horrible. This guy,

It's Italian and it's really nice.

It's just for a night.

It's like sometimes you just feel fucking dead.

It's Michael Cohen's birthday.

It's my father. He's he's a little crazy.

It's not fair to me and it's definitely not fair to his family.

It's not fair what he's doing, you know?

It's okay you didn't call me back.

It's okay. Don't worry about it.

It's really cool.

It's really great pizza. A lot of memories there.

It's so fucked up.

It's the best.

It's why I'm doing it, so you have a future.

Just just keep an eye on her.

Just check it out a little bit. Do you think I could?

Just don't let her get involved in that kind of thing.

Just get get him down. Watch out, watch out!

Just go.

Just looking at some stuff online, Mom.

Just take a look around the business,

Just take it easy, man. Where you going?

Just until he calms down, maybe.

Just wish me luck.

Just...

Just...

Last dance, everybody.

Leonard,

Leonard, can you help me with this, please?

Leonard, come on up with us.

Leonard, could you

Leonard, I gotta go lie down.

Leonard, I, um...

Leonard, listen to me.

Leonard, this wasn't your idea for me to come over, was it?

Leonard, we can't have that. Come with us.

Leonard, what did you think of Ronald? Tell me.

Leonard, where are you going?

Leonard, why don't you show Sandra your pictures?

Leonard, you didn't tell me you had a girlfriend.

Leonard, you don't love me, okay?

Leonard, you're awake.

Leonard, you're very sweet, but I

Leonard, your dad just came home.

LEONARD: What's up, what's up?

Leonard!

Leonard?

Leonard.

Leonard's a photographer. He's really good.

Let's just get the fuck out of here.

Like, creative.

Listen, I have a little proposition.

Listen, Leonard,

Listen, Leonard, tomorrow I have a lunch with Cohen.

Look at me.

Look, if he still has this bipolar problem,

Love anyone again.

Maker's mark on the rocks, please.

MAN #2: Maybe. But he doesn't look too dry to me now.

MAN ON RADIO: The defense didn't really excel last week,

MAN: Hey, Reuben, you sure we got enough?

MAN: Hey, you heard of a goddamn phone?

MAN: Jesus.

MAN: This is the best we have at this price.

MAN: We'll only be here for a few months.

MAN: Where you going?

MASTER OF CEREMONIES: All right, David, at this time

MASTER OF CEREMONIES: David, give us a turn. Give us a turn.

Maybe. I won't make you look bad, you know?

MICHAEL: ...Not from the Catskills.

MICHAEL: I haven't seen units like that in 30 years.

MICHAEL: I'd love to see his stuff

MICHAEL: I'm glad you could make it in today for our meeting, Leonard.

MICHAEL: Mmm, terrific! Terrific!

MICHAEL: Now they put so many things in your path.

MICHAEL: Really?

MICHAEL: What about it, Lenny? Do you like it?

Michelle, come back here. Don't leave like this.

Michelle, come on! What are you doing?

Michelle, let's just go.

Michelle, what are you doing? You still doing E.?

MICHELLE: Hello?

MICHELLE: Leonard?

MICHELLE: Leonard?

Michelle!

Mmm, Leonard.

Mmm.

Mmm. It's good for business too.

Mmm. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry about what happened.

Mom, I'm fine! I'm fine.

Mom, I'm taking a shower.

More than anything.

MOTHER: I think he forgot his medication this morning.

MOTHER: Let's cancel that.

Mr. Cohen.

My account number?

My daughter is crazy about you.

My daughter's boyfriend, everybody come on.

My family always watches it. It's that kind of thing.

My friend's having a party on Thursday night.

My friends think he's never going to leave his wife. What do you think?

My God. You are so weird.

My grandma used to do it when I was little.

My mom as a girl.

My parents finally got the pictures back from the bar mitzvah.

My uncle Tobias introduced them.

My wife my princess is in the kitchen getting dinner ready.

My wife Carol, my daughter Sandra.

Never.

New neighbor you met her.

Nice meeting you as well.

Nice to finally meet you there, Leonard.

Nice to finally meet you there, Leonard.

Nightmares

No no no no, it's okay. I got there late anyway.

No no no no, Leonard, please don't go.

No no no no. I'm not a lawyer; I'm just an assistant.

No no, it's okay.

No no, thanks. I got it.

No problem.

No, don't worry. I'll be strong.

No, he didn't! I saw him.

No, I I understand.

No, I don't want to be late for the beautiful Sandra.

No, I just came out, man.

No, I just wanted to pay the check

No, I'm I'm in bed.

No, I'm fine. I just came home and got into bed

No, I've got to go do some shopping for my mom for the party.

No, it's a good thing. It reminds me of my grandma's house.

No, it's my pleasure.

No, it's okay. Come on in.

No, that's a good movie. It's underrated.

No, yeah, that is.

No, you know what? Never let anybody discourage you from that.

No, you're not. Come here.

No.

No...

Not because of the film, really,

Not so close.

Nothing's going to change.

Of all the rings,

Oh hey, sweetheart.

Oh hi, Rex.

Oh my oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, and of course you're all invited.

Oh, come in.

Oh, come on, I gotta do something.

Oh, come on, Mom! I'm up.

Oh, excellent.

Oh, fuck, I'm so fucking stupid.

Oh, God.

Oh, I do.

Oh, I don't know about that.

Oh, it wouldn't be under my name.

Oh, Leonard, don't say that.

Oh, okay.

Oh, right.

Oh, shit, this is my stop.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, that was I don't even know what that's doing there.

Oh, that's a dreidel.

Oh, these are nice.

Oh, these are nice.

Oh, they they like the dancing shots in the ballroom?

Oh, welcome.

Oh, what are those things?

Oh, when when did you get back?

Oh, yeah, it's right it's right there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll come up now.

Oh, yeah. You too.

Oh, you'll protect me?

Oh!

Oh! Stop it.

Oh! You look hot!

Oh.

Okay, all right.

Okay, bye.

Okay, bye. Bye!

Okay, call me. Bye.

Okay, I'll bring you the pillows.

Okay, Leonard, this is where we part ways.

Okay, no. Yeah, let's go.

Okay, so I'll see you tonight, right?

Okay, then I'll call you I'll call you tomorrow.

Okay, we're going to light the last can

Okay!

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Bye for now.

Okay. Bye for now.

Okay. Bye.

Okay. Good.

Okay. Hey, sweet dreams.

Okay. So, who's gonna rock the party right?

On New Year's day.

Our host, dad Michael, would like to say a few words.

Our parents wanted us to meet.

People look at 'em they don't have to be in 'em too.

Please come down.

Please come.

Probably my father calling: "How's the date?"

Probably picking out baby names.

Really? Today?

Really? You're a photographer?

Really.

Reuben, I'm going to take off. We'll talk.

REUBEN: He's a good photographer I'll tell you that.

REUBEN: Leonard?

REUBEN: You know, we celebrate

Reuben!

Reuben.

Right right, moths. Of course.

Right there to the right.

Ron was supposed to take me, but I don't know where he is.

Ron, I would really like it

RUTH: Beautiful black and white photos.

RUTH: I can't believe it.

RUTH: I tell him all the time but he gets angry at me.

RUTH: Leonard? Sandra?

RUTH: Who is that girl?

RUTH: You two, dessert's on the table.

SANDRA: ...So funny. Oh, you know what?

SANDRA: Hey, Leonard, it's Sandra.

SANDRA: Just in time for the flies.

SANDRA: Oh thanks, Dad. Pleased to meet you.

Sandra? It's Leonard.

Seriously.

She didn't want to adopt

She in trouble?

She is beautiful.

She miscarried.

She should be fine. She just needs to see a doctor in a couple of weeks.

She wants the black and white.

She was just with me all day.

She wasn't aware she was pregnant until she came in today.

She's going away for a while and she said I could

She's gone, though. She moved away.

She's having another one of her famous New Year's parties tomorrow night.

She's kind of going through some tough stuff, so...

Sheepshead Bay. Watch the closing doors.

Since he's been back.

So I guess you'll be with them?

So I heard you're going to take the pictures

So I know it's you when you're calling.

So I'm going to ask you a question now.

So I'm gonna go out there

So it's like the excuse for when he comes out here.

So just call me and let me know if that's all right.

So let me ask you something:

So Michelle tells me you guys are neighbors.

So we could get out of here.

So what what do you do?

So what did you think?

So what do you do? You work or...

So what kind of work do you do?

So why don't you call me when you get this?

So you don't have to worry about anything.

So you live with your father?

So you're new here in the building?

So, Leonard, it was great to hang out with you.

So, listen, meet me in the courtyard at 8:00, all right?

So, whatever, just do me a favor, all right?

So...

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. We'll go in a minute.

Sounds like something I would do.

Stop horsing around.

Stop! ( spits )

Ta taxi?

Tell Papa that I'm sorry.

Thank you so much, Leonard.

Thank you, Leonard.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Jeffrey.

Thank you. Seven...

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks.

Thanks. Gotta be in the moment.

Thanks. I'll text you after it's over, all right?

That everybody took the time to come to David's bar mitzvah.

That guy you're with?

That sounds romantic.

That want to go out with me.

That was beautiful.

That was fucking weird.

That was very sweet of you. Thanks.

That you love,

That's cool.

That's funny because I could I could sort of tell that you were,

That's great. That's good.

That's me.

That's my old neighborhood, actually. My mom lives out there.

That's my parents that's where they met, the workmen's circle dance.

That's nice. Thank you.

That's probably why. It would've come up.

That's what they told me.

The car's out front waiting.

The Catskills that we were talking about

The Cohens are on their way up.

The doctor had to perform a D. and C.

The doctor says I'm good.

The dry cleaner on Neptune Avenue?

The most important thing is to give her what she wants

Then she went away.

There are a lot of guys who just

There are some new Italian machines

These are dirty, aren't they?

They love them.

They said you wanted me to come over.

They'll get all moldy, okay?

They're ancient. We gotta get something new.

They're at my father's birthday.

They're so gentle.

Thinking about you at the hospital like that.

This guy right here he just saved your life.

This is a terrific thing for you,

This is my dog, Rex.

This is perfect. Thank you.

This isn't some stupid fucking crush.

This one's nice too.

This way you could come and eat with us

This way, sir.

Three deliveries one right near here

To come up and give you support for your candle lighting.

To tell you the truth, you kind of remind me of my son.

To turn your life around.

Today of all days?

Tomorrow.

TRAIN CONDUCTOR: Brighton Station and outbound Q local.

Transfer to b on this platform. Next stop,

Uh huh, yeah, at the party.

Uh, I gotta take this. Yeah, it's my friend.

Uh, I know it's really early. You're probably sleeping,

Uh, no, he's just visiting.

Uh, the specials, please. We're starving

Um, I don't feel very well. I want to be by myself.

Um, I got something for you.

Um, I'm not feeling well.

Um, she'll have oh, I see you've got the same thing right here.

Um, yeah. Okay. I'm just gonna put this away.

Um, you want something to drink?

Umm...

Umm...

Very good, sir.

Very nice. Brandy Alexander and a...

Wait here. I'll try and get us a cab.

Wait, put your number in my phone

We celebrate the New Year twice a year, you know?

We could go out after if you want.

We could...

We don't care about that. You know that.

We don't have to go out.

We have we have a bar mitzvah.

We should probably go. She's...

We want you happy.

We're going to have Chinese food.

We're going to light a candle for David.

We're gonna celebrate New Year's together.

We're gonna go home.

We're gonna leave in, like, 30 minutes. Is that all right?

We're having guests for dinner tonight.

We've got this to last until midnight.

Well, do you want me to come with you and wait outside or

Well, good luck.

Well, I I don't know if you can call me an artist.

Well, I love you very much,

Well, I think I have to work tomorrow.

Well, I think it's 'cause of Sandra.

Well, it feels a little strange

Well, it's not even Thanksgiving yet, Mom.

Well, my favorite movie is probably...

Well, no, I have to tell you the truth.

Well, that's good. You'll never get fired.

Well, they gave me a menu already.

Well, this is your opportunity right here, right now.

Well, we haven't been going out that long

What what do you think it would be?

What what do you want me to say?

What what happened?

What a way to wrap things up.

What about you? Do you work?

What about you? What are you doing?

What are we doing? Oh, yeah pictures.

What are we gonna do, Leonard?

What are you doing, Leonard?

What are you doing? Do you need help?

What are you doing? You don't say hello?

What are you guys talking about?

What are you talking about? I fell in the water.

What are you, like, one of those reader guys?

What do you mean?

What do you think?

What happened?

What happened? What did the doctor say?

What is the matter?

What kind of photography do you do?

What time is it?

What you're doing tomorrow, but...

What?

What? Somebody is sending you something here?

What? You wanna bring it on?

What'd they do to her?

What's going on? Where were you?

What's in the bag?

What's the matter?

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

What's wrong? You okay?

Which is weird. But...

While I fall asleep?

Who the fuck am I kidding? I'll never get a taxi.

Who's who's that in this photo here?

Who's gonna rock the party right?

Who's got this whole life,

Will you call me?

Will you do me a favor, please?

With a plastic spoon.

With my mother staring right there.

With some business I have to do.

With the merger and all this.

WOMAN WHISPERING: Leonard...

Would you like a drink while you're waiting, sir?

Would you like to wait at the bar or go to your table?

Wow, those are nice.

Wow.

Yeah maybe, yeah.

Yeah, 'cause I waited outside for, like, 30 minutes.

Yeah, a couple years ago.

Yeah, but you like it too.

Yeah, everything's fine.

Yeah, fuck it. I've got no reason to stay here.

Yeah, he kind of is.

Yeah, he's good, Pop.

Yeah, I agree.

Yeah, I can feel that.

Yeah, I don't know. I gotta, uh

Yeah, I just moved in last week.

Yeah, I know it well.

Yeah, I love movies.

Yeah, I'd love to see them.

Yeah, I'll see you. Hey, if you need a place to hide,

Yeah, I'm gonna get some dinner with a couple friends.

Yeah, it was good to meet you.

Yeah, it's cute.

Yeah, it's got the stitching.

Yeah, it's just my friend.

Yeah, it's nice.

Yeah, maybe just that'd be great.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, take the coats.

Yeah, that's typical from the anesthesia.

Yeah, there was a terrorist alert

Yeah, there's no risk in it, though.

Yeah, they say everybody has that.

Yeah, this one I like. Look at it.

Yeah, those are that's a good pile.

Yeah, we heard you the first time!

Yeah, well, I knew you had your two week follow up thing today.

Yeah, well, you know.

Yeah, you you okay?

Yeah, you can hear him screaming.

Yeah, you should.

Yeah, you've got a lot of stuff in here.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah? Like what? What do you like?

Yeah? Well, I don't know what you're

Yeah? What do you want, water, soda?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. It sounds like you're

Yeah. I don't play with that shit.

Yeah. I heard you, pop.

Yeah. I work at a law firm.

Yeah. Relax relax relax relax.

Yeah. Well, actually I was adopted.

Yeah. Well, my parents do. I'm staying with them.

Yeah. Yeah, come on in.

Yeah. You like movies?

Yes, I'll have a Brandy Alexander, please.

Yes, they are beautiful photos.

Yes, you're with the Blatt party.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

You are you going to the city?

You you know why I'm asking you this question, right?

You all right?

You come back here whenever you want. Mmm?

You deserve to be loved.

You didn't call me.

You don't have to be embarrassed.

You don't have to worry about me.

You don't leave in the next minute, I'm gonna show you the world.

You don't pretend to be something you're not.

You don't want to be out here with all these people.

You don't worry about anything, okay?

You ever heard of the melting spoon?

You gonna come?

You gotta wait for the cops, man.

You know what I just realized?

You know what the great thing about it is for me?

You know what? You know something?

You know, and her father goes and spends it all

You know, he pays for this apartment.

You know, he tells me over and over.

You know, he's a partner in a law firm where I work.

You know, I got a lot of stuff

You know, I'm going to the park, like, six blocks away.

You know, like, anything you wanted to do,

You know, my son's been working with me a little

You know, um

You know, um...

You know, why don't you tell Ronald, okay?

You know, you you can talk to me if you want.

You know, you can tell me anything.

You know? I don't know how much he likes it, but...

You know? I need you to be my friend.

You like 'em?

You look all dressed up.

You look handsome.

You okay?

You seem like you have a good heart, you know?

You should come and have dinner with us tomorrow night.

You shouldn't think about this right now, okay?

You take 'em to the opera.

You think he's gonna leave all that?

You think if I got to know you that I wouldn't love you,

You too. I'll see you tomorrow night.

You try and guess which door you're going to.

You want to come in for a bit?

You were asking your mother to dance with you.

You were engaged.

You, like, read all the time? You're really smart?

You'll have your health insurance.

You're all wet.

You're beautiful.

You're crazy.

You're crying.

You're different.

You're going to be welcome.

You're like a brother to me now.

You're like a vampire.

You're not going to believe this,

You're not gonna let me stay with you,

You're sleeping all day again.

You're so beautiful.

You're so beautiful.

You're such a spoiled brat!

You're such a wonderful person.

You're the first to arrive.

You're the most beautiful, most amazing woman ever.

You're very high right now. You're very emotional.

You're very welcome.

Your father has a hell of a good location out there.

6:30.

12...

143...

5499...

'98? 1998.

( dog yipping ) Hey, what are you doing, little guy?

( door opening ) David, my son.

( door opens ) Hello?

( door opens ) Oh, fuck.

( door opens ) WOMAN: Mr. Kraditor?

( doorbell rings ) ( people chattering )

( groans ) What happened?

( intercom beeping ) ( indistinct pages )

( machine beeps ) FEMALE VOICE: You have one message.

( phone vibrating ) Oh, fuck.

( Sandra laughing ) We could find, maybe, something.

( techno playing ) Ah, this was my song with my crew, right?

( thunder rumbling ) ( dialing )

A gift? Yeah.

Ahh. You need to calm down.

All right, I'll see you later. Bye.

All right, it's good. Thank you, thank you.

All right. Antonio!

and by contributions to PBS stations... Yeah.

And the expiration date is... And by...

And... Oh.

Are you happy? Yeah.

Aww! It was, like, 15 years ago.

Bye! Have fun.

CAROL: Black and white. Thanks, Mom.

CAROL: Oh, yeah. But we have a photographer,

CAROL: Oh! Yeah.

CAROL: Really? Yes. Yes yes.

CAROL: Really? Yes. Yes yes.

CAROL: Thank you so much. RUTH: I'll be right back.

CAROL: Yes, we do. Lenny?

CAROL: You were very MICHAEL: And you were the prettiest one.

Cool. Little silver thing.

Do you know what I'm thinking right I know what you're thinking.

Don't be like that. Please can you just do that for me?

Don't say that. I'm completely fucked up.

Don't worry. Leonard.

Don't worry. Leonard.

Enjoying? Having a great time.

Fashion? Ah, land landscapes.

for Tay Sachs disease. Oh.

For what? You still think you're living up in great neck?

Go! Child: Get him on his back.

Good evening. Ah, good evening, sir.

Good. Thank you, dear.

Ha. I'm sure I

He jumped. MAN: Breathe, breathe.

He just jumped in. Come on, I gotta go!

He swallowed a lot of water. CHILD: Sit him up!

Hello? Yeah.

Hey hey, where are you going? Get your fucking hands off me.

Hey, don't walk away. WOMAN: Don't fucking touch me.

Hey, Sandra. Um, listen, I know we had plans tomorrow,

Hey. BOTH: Hey.

Hey. Hi.

Hey. Hi.

Hey. I just got your text from yesterday.

Hey. Leonard, could you meet me up on the roof?

Hi, how you doing? Hi.

Hi! RUTH: Happy New Year to you.

Hi. Hello.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. I'm Stephanie.

How do you do? Nice to meet you.

How you doing? Leonard? Michael Cohen.

I am. You're not stupid.

I can't stand up. Ron, this is Leonard.

I didn't? No.

I don't care. ( laughs )

I don't force you. Of course you don't.

I don't know about that. I can see that.

I haven't seen nothing. Yeah? Sure?

I mean Oh, try. You'll see what happens.

I tried to call you. Oh, God.

I was dancing but then I had my STEPHANIE: With his crew.

I was in before. I left my bag. All right, go ahead.

I was just about to say that. I gotta be out by midnight.

I was just in here. Yeah yeah, you and everybody else.

I was just inside. You're gonna have to move.

I'll go around. I'm gonna come

I'll keep that in mind. All right.

I'm excited. Me too.

I'm just going back in. You on the list?

I'm just going. You know, you don't have to go.

I'm so fucking stupid. Don't say that.

I'm such a piece of shit. No.

if you want to see something. Oh, that would be great.

Is it your father? Oh.

Is that right? You go to Totonno's?

Is that right? You go to Totonno's?

It makes you feel special when you're there. Mmm.

It smells good. How you feeling?

It was cute? Yeah, you are cute.

It's my wife. Oh, fuck you.

Ladies I can't spell!

Leonard! You look so good. Yeah?

Let's see. You have a lot of DVDs.

Listen, tomorrow... Yeah?

MAN: Good night, Leonard. Bye.

Me too. Oh, one other thing.

MICHAEL: Carol? Yes?

MICHELLE: Hello? I got our tickets.

Michelle? Hey.

Michelle. Michelle.

Mmm, here we go. No no.

My name, right? GIRLS: Okay.

Nice to meet you too. Shall I go, um

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Very nice to meet you.

Nice. You guys can keep an eye on each other. ( Michelle laughs )

No, come on Please.

No. RUTH: Hello?

Not if I see you first. ( laughs )

Oh my God. Yeah, my dad just came over from Israel.

Oh, cool. Yeah.

Oh, Mom, this is Michelle I'm I'm your neighbor.

Oh, okay. I'll be right back.

Oh, sure. I know the place. Yeah.

Oh, thank you. It's nice to see you. Nice to see you.

Oh, yeah? Sandra is with them.

Oh, yeah? What? You don't show up for lunch.

Oh. It's a secret.

Okay, bye. Okay, bye bye.

Okay! All right.

Okay? Okay. Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay. I'll see you at noon.

Okay. Okay? All right, have a nice night.

Ooh! This is my son Leonard.

Please. Ahh.

Report back. I'll call you for dessert.

REUBEN: Hello? MICHAEL: Hi, Reuben.

Rex, hi. ( dog yipping )

RONALD: Honey? If he sees you, he'll go crazy.

RUTH: Bye. REUBEN: Bye.

See you around. Yeah, I hope so.

Shall I go here? Yeah, I'll sit here.

Should we call an ambulance? I don't know.

Sit him up. MAN: Sit him up.

Soda, please. Lot of options, yeah.

Tell Ronald? I don't care.

Terrorism? Yeah.

Thank you so much. MAN: And these are my kids

Thank you very much. Yeah.

Thank you. Mm hmm.

Thanks for coming. Bye.

Thanks. Right.

The deliveries... It's okay.

There's no more Seltzer. She's out getting stuff.

They're not baked. They taste like baked.

This is a beautiful place. Yeah, you like it?

Three blow out those candles!

to help you with that? All right.

Well, I'll see you later. Okay, Leonard.

What, that? Yeah.

What? In the subway.

What? I literally passed out in the bathroom.

What? One two three four

What? You have a girlfriend? Yeah.

What's the matter? Just go back inside, okay?

What's up, man? What up?

What's up? How you doing?

Which is more west? Kiamesha. Kiamesha.

Yeah, Tintoretto. REUBEN: Leonard?

Yeah? Don't worry, it's not, like, a weird thing.

Yeah? I got you a surprise.

Yeah? I would love that.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. ( laughing )

Yeah. Are you gonna dance with me?

Yeah. DAYNA: You go clubbing?

Yeah. I got something I'd like to talk to you about.

Yeah. I hope we're not late.

Yeah. I've never been to the opera.

Yeah. 30 minutes, downstairs? Yeah.

You fell into the bay? It's not gonna happen again.

you know where to come. Oh, yeah.

You like it? Yeah.

You're gonna put us out of business. ( softly ) God willing.

You're invited. Oh, thank you.

...Do you think you could come by my office, above my cleaners?

...from viewers like you.

'Cause I didn't hear from you.

'Cause I'll blow up your face like Louis Armstrong.

'Cause we want you to join us.

'Kay. Come on.

"The Sound of Music."

( all laugh )

( all laugh )

( all laughing )

( applause )

( band playing )

( beeps )

( beeps )

( blows )

( breathing heavily )

( cell phone chiming )

( cell phone vibrating )

( chattering )

( chuckles )

( church bells dinging )

( clucking )

( dialing )

( distant siren wailing )

( distant siren wailing )

( dog barking )

( dog yipping )

( door closes )

( door closes )

( door slams )

( doorbell rings )

( doors dinging )

( firecrackers exploding )

( footsteps approach )

( footsteps approach )

( footsteps approaching )

( gasping, coughing )

( giggling )

( grunting )

( grunting )

( guitar strumming )

( guitar strumming )

( honking, fireworks )

( horn honking )

( horn honks )

( humming )

( intercom buzzing )

( jazz playing )

( knocking ) Leonard, could you help me for a minute?

( laughing )

( laughing )

( laughs )

( laughs )

( laughs )

( laughs )

( laughs )

( laughs ) Ow.

( Leonard humming )

( louder ) It would be nice if you joined us, okay?

( low, steady drum beating )

( machine beeps )

( man begins aria )

( man hacking )

( man hooting )

( man singing aria )

( man singing aria )

( man whistling outside )

( moaning )

( mumbling numbers )

( music swells )

( muttering ) Stupid stupid.

( mutters )

( people screaming )

( phone vibrating )

( phones ringing )

( Reuben laughing )

( Reuben laughing ) Leonard?

( ringing )

( romantic music playing )

( Ruth laughing )

( scoffs )

( sighs )

( siren wailing )

( stone clacks )

( texting )

( train approaching )

( train approaching )

( train approaching )

( TV on low volume )

( TV on low volume )

( TV playing low volume )

( vibrating )

( waves crashing )

( wheezes )

( whistling, men laughing )

( wind whistling )

( woman begins aria )

( woman laughing )

03/25/11. ...The Corporation for Public Broadcasting,

8:00. All right.

13 that's a bad number. No, it's a good number.

209. That's Western Mutual Life.