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The Princess and the Frog (2009) Family

The Princess and the Frog (2009) Family

"The Princess and the Frog" is a delightful animated film released in 2009 that captivates audiences of all ages. The movie revolves around Tiana, a young waitress who dreams of opening her own restaurant, and Prince Naveen, who has been transformed into a frog. With an incredible cast including Anika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos, and Keith David, the film takes us on a magical journey through the vibrant streets of New Orleans. The enchanting story, memorable characters, and catchy songs make this movie a true family favorite. You can immerse yourself in the captivating sounds of "The Princess and the Frog" by playing and downloading the music here.

A big ball of hot air a million miles from here!
A blonde or two to hold the candles Now that seems just about right
A dog, a pig, a cow, a goat
A dream that... It is so beautiful, I...
A frog.
A gift this special just got to be shared.
A great big party every night That doesn't sound too bad
A little word of advice. My mama always said,
A marriage proposal can't be far behind.
A princess. You just kissed yourself a princess.
A redhead on my left arm A brunette on my right
A sharp stick! Be right back.
A tip of the hat from Dr. Facilier.
A waitress?
A wish I could grant, perhaps?
Actually, it's polished marble.
Actually, we are from a place far, far away from this world.
Ah!
Ain't got time for messing around
ALL CHEERING)
ALL CHEERING)
ALL GASPING)
ALL GASPING)
ALL GROANING)
All I know is one minute I am a prince,
ALL LAUGHING)
ALL LAUGHING)
All my life, I read about true love in fairy tales
All my years no one's ever done anything like this for me.
All right now, princess, you're getting that dress, but that's it.
All right, Lulu. Let's get to it, darling.
All right, then.
All right, y'all, one more time!
All right. Fine. But first we dance!
All right. Look, look. Help me get out of this swamp,
ALL SCREAMING)
All the greats play the riverboats.
All the time. They dress you. They feed you. Drive you.
All those boys gonna step aside when they hear this old ex gator play
All women enjoy the kiss of Prince Naveen.
All you got to do is marry Big Daddy's little princess,
All you need is some self control
ALL: (CHANTING) Mardi Gras! Mardi Gras!
ALL: Blue skies and sunshine Blue skies and sunshine
ALL: Blue skies and sunshine Guaranteed
ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
ALLIGATOR 1: (LAUGHS) You can hop, but you can't hide.
ALLIGATOR 1: Where'd they go?
ALLIGATOR 2: Where'd they go? ALLIGATOR 3: I saw him first!
ALLIGATOR 3: That's my tail, pea brain!
ALLIGATOR 3: We got all night.
ALLIGATOR 4: Come here, you plump, tasty morsel!
ALLIGATOR SNARLING)
ALLIGATORS LAUGHING)
Allow me to introduce myself. I am the real Prince Naveen!
Almost there
And a dream that never got off the back porch.
And all you got to do to make this a reality
And anything can happen
And crazy people.
And dance off into your happily ever after.
And don't forget to tell Angela, Ray Ray say, "Bonne chance!"
And don't forget your poor daddy.
And everyone's gonna bow down to me
And for the rare and unexpected friend
And get me my restaurant, right?
And hanging from the ceiling, a big old crystal chandelier!
And he's staying in our house as my personal guest.
And here I thought all he wanted was to marry a rich girl!
And how did I get way down here in all this...
And how you can still be a frog? Mama Odie, she...
And I can no longer marry Miss Charlotte La Bouff.
And I commend it to you
And I got friends on the other side
And I got friends on the other side
And I know in my heart
And I love you, Evangeline
And I need your generous assistance getting him back.
And I sure as heck ain't letting him go!
And I'd blow this horn so hot and strong
And I'm almost there
And I'm almost there
And I'm almost there
And I'm running this town,
And if you was married
And it's not my style
And live happily ever after, the end!
And made me see there was something missing
And never wanna be without ever again
And once I marry Charlotte, I shall get you your restaurant.
And so by the power vested in me,
And something to nibble on while I wait. Thanks.
And suddenly I realized
And thank you kindly for not eating us, but we best be on our way.
And that's all I want for you, sweetheart,
And that's the way it's supposed to be
And the choreography and...
And then the next thing I know, I am tripping over these.
And then we're gonna get ourselves married
And then, yeah, you can do anything you set your mind to.
And they all knew what they wanted What they wanted me to do
And they all knew what they wanted What they wanted me to do
And tonight they're finally coming true.
And we talk, too.
And we were on our way to Mama Odie's.
And we...
And we'll be splitting that juicy La Bouff fortune right down the middle.
And we're staying together.
And when I look into your future it's the green that I seen
And when I open up my own restaurant,
And when you hear that music playing
And you can't imagine what we've been through.
And you say, "That a ugly fish."
And you'll have all the wayward souls your dark little hearts desire.
And you'll have all the wayward souls your dark little hearts desire.
And your sister and your brother
And, Tia, you found it!
Anyone for seconds?
Anything for my best customer.
Anything happens to this, I'm going to be...
Anyway, enjoy your loneliness, my friend.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you serious?
Are you talking about that dang restaurant again?
Aren't you just as pretty as a magnolia in May?
As I do of winning the Kentucky Derby!
As payback for all those years of humiliation.
As soon as I whip up another spell, we'll be back in business!
As the plague.
At this point, you have two choices,
Babycakes, I'm sure this place is going to be just wonderful,
Back off, or I'm going to break this thing into a million pieces!
BEAUDREAUX: Will do, Cousin Ray!
Because I figured out what your problem is, too.
Because old Ray's sealed up tight as a drum.
Because somebody let our froggy prince go, Larry,
Because Tiana,
Because you were messing with the Shadow Man?
Because your head is... It's in the tuba.
Beignets? Got a fresh batch just waiting for you.
Being a slimy, little frog.
Besides, you and I both know the real power in this world ain't magic.
Bet they taste real good with the sauce piquant, right, Pa?
Blue skies and sunshine
Boys, drag this maggot down to the parish prison.
Brace yourself, my scaly friend.
Bring him to me alive. I need his heart pumping for now.
Bring your paintbrush We painting the town
Bring your paintbrush We're painting the town
Brush your teeth.
Buckets of it.
Buford, your eggs are burning.
But at the same time something I don't wanna lose
But freedom takes green.
But he had something better.
But he had what he needed.
But how can I let up now when I'm so close?
But how did you get way up there?
But I don't care
But I know exactly where I'm going
But I've climbed a mountain I've crossed a river
But if we just go back that way,
But if you ain't, don't blame me
But it's a shame you are working so hard.
But now if you open it up and take a look
But only till midnight when Mardi Gras is over.
But seems our little froggy prince lost his way
But this particular extractification is going to take a while.
But tomorrow, with your help, our dream is finally coming true.
But what about Naveen?
But when you live in a castle, everything is done for you.
But you got to keep it loose, though. Got to let it swing.
But you must kiss me.
But you remember, Tiana, that
But you?
But your funds are low
But your funds are low
But, Miss Charlotte, you said "later" two hours ago.
BUTTERFLY: Congratulations.
By a voodoo witch doctor.
Can you feel it?
Can't believe this. Got to do everything around here.
Can't conjure a thing for myself.
Can't tell you what you'll find
Can't you just picture it? All lit up like the Fourth of July.
Cap, what you doing, son?
CAPTAIN: Port of New Orleans, all ashore!
Careful with that!
Catch it down in New Orleans
Caught me completely by surprise,
CHARLOTTE: Anything you want, sugar.
CHARLOTTE: Cheese and crackers!
CHARLOTTE: I do! I do! He's so cute!
CHARLOTTE: Prince Naveen, dear, I am positively mortified
Charlotte's fairy tale book said
Charming and handsome, cutting a rug,
Chasing chambermaids around your ivory tower!
Chère, I know we gots to get to Mama Odie lickety split,
Come here. Eudora, our little girl's got a gift.
Come on down, yeah, and give us a try
Come on now, darling. Think of everything you've sacrificed.
Come on, boys Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?
Come on, chère! Just follow the bouncing butt!
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, Evangeline.
Come on, Tiana. You're almost there.
Come on, y'all!
Come on! What was that? That was below the frog belt.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Sit in with us! We're playing Mardi Gras.
Come. We pucker.
Congratulations on being voted King of the Mardi Gras parade.
Coo! Well, looky here!
Could love someone like me
Crawfish smothered in remoulade sauce... Mercy!
Cute, but it's not going to...
Daddy, start the car!
Daddy! Daddy! Look at my new dress. Isn't it pretty?
Daddy's gumbo pot.
Dance with me, fat man.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here tonight
Didn't amount to much more than a busted up old gumbo pot
Dig a little deeper and you'll know
Do it down in New Orleans
Do you agree?
Do you get my joke?
Doesn't it just make you want to cry?
Don't give you so much as a sideways glance?
Don't have far to go
Don't make me light my butt!
Don't matter what you wear
Don't matter where you come from Don't even matter what you are
Don't worry.
Don't you derogate or deride
Don't you worry, Daddy.
Done.
Down here in New Orleans
Down, boy. Down, monster dog!
DR. FACILIER: Double, sometime triple shifts.
DR. FACILIER: Shame all that hard work
Dreaming our fairy tale dreams,
Dreams do come true
Dreams do come true in New Orleans
Easy, Princess. Princess, do not panic!
Easy. Easy!
Eh, sad but true.
En garde!
Eudora, you suppose you could whip something up like that?
EUDORA: "Just at that moment,
Evangeline is nothing but a star, Ray!
Evangeline likes that, too.
Evangeline,
Evangeline?
Evangeline?
Even though our time together has been brief, it's been heavenly!
Evening, Eudora.
Evening, Mr. Fenner and Mr. Fenner.
Evening, Tiana. Marvelous party.
Everything looks peachy keen, Mr. Fenner and Mr. Fenner.
Exactly!
Excuse me, Daddy. Will this about cover it?
Excuse me!
Excuse me?
Excuse me. One more time now.
Facing razor sharp pricker bushes and trappers and hunters with guns?
Fairy tales can come true
Find out who you are
Find your own tree.
Fine smelling beignets.
First rule of the bayou, never take direction from a gator.
First thing tomorrow, I lose this place forever.
Folks are going to be coming together from all walks of life
For my ball tonight.
For someone who cannot see his feet, you're very light on them!
For the ending of my first begin
For the fifth year in a row!
For the way you changed my plans
For the way you took the idea that I had
For the way you're something that I'd never choose
For you, it's gonna be tough
Friends, I know I'm in hock to y'all pretty deep already,
Friends.
From the finest seamstress in New Orleans.
Fun fact about voodoo, Larry.
Gator down! Gator down!
Gentlemen!
Get everything you want Lose what you had
Get some sleep.
Get them froggies!
Get them frogs!
Get to it, Hop along! Give your lovely bride some sugar!
Get your filthy hands off me! Lawrence!
Get your royal rump back on that wedding cake and finish this deal!
Girl, all you ever do is work.
Girl, I guess you and your boyfriend got a little carried away. Am I right?
Give us a little sugar, now.
Go to bed! Y'all from Shreveport?
Goin' down the bayou Goin' down the bayou
Goin' down the bayou Takin' you all the way
Going to be the crown jewel of the Crescent City!
Going to be the house specialty once I sign those papers y'all brought.
Gonna take you there We're gonna take you there
Good things are sure to come your way
Good to see you again, Ray. How's your grandmama?
Goodness gracious! Are you all right?
Goodness gracious. This is so much to absorb.
Got to hand it to you, Tiana.
Grab somebody, come on down
Grab somebody, come on down
Guaranteed
Guaranteed
Gumbo, gumbo in the pot.
Hallelujah!
Hang on, Cap. I'm just going to give a little twist here.
Hang on. Old Louis got it covered.
Hard work? Why would a princess need to work hard?
Hard work? Why would a princess need to work hard?
Have you now?
He died before he could see it happen.
He had love.
He had love. He never lost sight of what was really important.
He used to go on and on about this old sugar mill, too.
He was trying to propose! That's what all that fumbling was about!
He was very charismatic.
He's going to find a job, get you that restaurant...
Hear what I'm sayin' It make you feel all right
Heart.
Hello, darling.
Hello.
Here are your hotcakes. You know, so I can...
Here I come, Two Fingers! I'll help...
Here you go, piping hot.
Here's a little something to help you get started.
Hey, chère,
Hey, Cousin Randy! You ready for a little bayou zydeco?
Hey, everybody, I made gumbo!
Hey, gator, can you blow that horn?
Hey, guys, I just had me a crazy idea!
Hey, partner! Don't be shy
Hey, Stella!
Hey, why did you stop?
His Royal Highness, Prince Naveen!
Hit it hard with a couple of shots of Tabasco and it's the bee's knees.
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hold on. If you're the prince,
Hold on. One...
Hold still.
Hop along, you only got till then to get that princess to kiss you.
Hop to it!
How about a little less picking and a...
How am I ever going to pay back my debt?
How degrading! I've never been so humiliated.
How long we talking about here?
How many rings you got on your finger
How old did you say you were?
How on Earth did you know that we wanted to turn back...
How y'all doing?
How you can miss her?
Huh?
Huh? Oh, no. My daddy.
Huh? Oh!
Hunters with guns!
Hush
Hush
Hush up and look at the gumbo.
I admit it was a charmed life until the day my parents cut me off,
I ain't no firecracker!
I also happen to come from a fabulously wealthy family.
I am in love with Tiana!
I am Naveen, Prince of Maldonia. And she is Tiana, the waitress.
I am Prince Naveen
I can change it round some, too
I can read your future
I can taste them frog legs already.
I can't go through with this!
I can't hear you! I'm going to get you out this box!
I can't wait to tell chère!
I cannot believe I'm doing this.
I could use a little help.
I did not mean to scare you. I... Wait, no, no, no!
I didn't expect you to answer!
I don't know how to do anything.
I found a stick!
I fully intend to be rich again.
I got just the dress for you.
I got me one, boys! Y'all get that little one over there!
I got things I ain't even tried
I got to make sure all Daddy's hard work means something.
I got voodoo, I got hoodoo
I had no idea
I had no idea
I had no idea
I have been avoiding you everywhere.
I have finally figured out what is wrong with you.
I have to do this. And we are running out of time.
I hear you! Now, what's in it for y'all?
I hope you're leaving some of them beignets for your constituents.
I hope you're satisfied
I just got my big butt glowing! That's right!
I just got my big butt glowing! That's right!
I just need a little more time.
I just need a moment to compose myself.
I just wanted to show you a little something
I know that tune! Dippermouth Blues!
I know this story!
I know what we seen with our eyes,
I know.
I like that very much.
I look deep into your heart and soul
I love you, Evangeline
I love you, Naveen.
I love you.
I mean, never kiss a frog. Yuck!
I miss him, too.
I most definitely will marry you!
I need to dig a little deeper and work even harder
I need you here, always
I need you here, always
I need you here, always
I now pronounce y'all frog and wife.
I now pronounce you man and...
I promise I will do whatever it takes to make it come true.
I promise I'll pay y'all back! I promise!
I remember Daddy told me
I said too much, didn't I?
I still got that froggy prince locked away!
I suggest we move on to a less...
I swear, I'm sweating like a sinner in church.
I tell you, people are going to line up for miles around
I think I done chipped my favorite tooth.
I think it's done, Daddy.
I thought it was a nice touch.
I told 'em what they needed Just like I be telling you
I told you, it is not slime! It is mucus!
I want fingers and toes and a bellybutton.
I want me some corn bread with this dinner!
I want some grandkids!
I want to be human, too, so I can play jazz with the big boys.
I want to meet this girl. Where she at?
I was almost there
I was confused by the topography and the geography
I was not the one parading around with a phony baloney tiara.
I was... Well, listen.
I will get a job. Maybe two. Maybe three.
I will make him pay for his insolence!
I won't let you!
I would do it. I would kiss a frog.
I would ever, ever, ever...
I would kiss a hundred frogs
I'd really like to help you, but I just do not kiss frogs.
I'll catch up with you later.
I'll do you one better. Why don't I sign them tonight
I'll find another way to get Tiana a restaurant.
I'll go round up the boys.
I'll go round up the boys.
I'll have the entire city of New Orleans in the palm of my hand.
I'll just have to leave a string of broken hearts behind me!
I'll kiss him. For you, honey.
I'll talk to the owner. Owner says yes.
I'm a Cajun, brah. Born and bred in the bayou.
I'm a royal myself on my mother's side.
I'm almost there
I'm almost there
I'm almost there
I'm almost there
I'm completely innocent! Now, the Shadow Man bamboozled me!
I'm fine. But your breath done near kill me to death.
I'm getting closer and closer every day
I'm going to get you! I got a lot more of me! Come here, you!
I'm going to need about 500 of your man catching beignets
I'm going to work a double shift tonight.
I'm gonna blow my horn
I'm gonna blow this horn till the cows come home
I'm gonna do my best to take my place in the sun
I'm gonna tear it up like I did before And that's a royal guarantee
I'm just messing with y'all.
I'm just translating.
I'm not a princess. I'm a waitress.
I'm not myself tonight. Tiana! Sorry, that was loud.
I'm reduced to asking for help from my friends on the other side.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm too wonderful?
I've always been so sure about what I wanted, but now I...
I've always wanted to try red beans and rice, muffulettas, po' boys.
I've got it! It got me, too.
I've got news for you, Shadow Man. It's not slime. It's mucus!
I've had my share
I've never danced.
I've never done anything like this before.
If any of you objects to the union of these two people,
If any of you objects to the union of these two people,
If I can mince, you can dance.
If I could marry a prince and be a princess.
If I kiss you before midnight, you and Tiana will turn human again?
If only you were smaller, less toothy,
If you make a wish on the Evening Star, it's sure to come true.
If you relax, it will enable me to do anything I please
If you wanna do some livin' before you die
In New Orleans
In this fine celebration to join together
Interesting.
Is beautiful, no?
Is exactly the man you always wanted to be
Is hand over that little old talisman of mine.
Is perfect! You finally got into the music.
Is that so?
Is the same thing? No!
It all depends on you
It brings folks together from all walks of life.
It didn't end well.
It don't...
It is time to catch us some frogs!
It really ain't that far
It serves me right for wishing on stars.
It warms them right up and it puts little smiles on their faces.
It was a costume party, you spoiled little rich boy!
It was born here.
It was not a lie. I fully...
It's about time I introduce myself.
It's going to be a very long night!
It's jazz. It's jazz music!
It's just like you said, Mama Odie. We need to be human.
It's just not fair! My prince is never coming!
It's like my Evangeline always said to me...
It's money!
It's okay, baby. I don't explode me.
It's the green, it's the green It's the green you need
It's the only way to get you your dream!
Jabber Jaws, you dig a little deeper, you'll find everything you need.
Jambalaya, gumbo. It's going to have it all.
JAMES: Mmm. Gumbo smells good, Tiana.
JAMES: You know the thing about good food?
Just a little kiss. Just a little kiss. Okay.
Just a little more time!
Just a little something we have here in Louisiana, little parlor trick.
Just because you wish for something doesn't make it true.
Just calm down. Take a deep...
Just do not settle down so quickly, my friend.
Just doing what I do
Just look at it, Mama.
Just look at this place.
Just missed him!
Just one kiss?
Just one, unless you beg for more.
Just promise your daddy one thing.
Just to get a taste of my food.
Just to get a taste of our food.
Keep practicing and I just might hire you.
Keep that line flowin' and the lights a glowin'!
Kissing would be nice, yes?
Know her heart belongs to only me
Land sakes, Prince Naveen!
LAWRENCE: Give it to me!
Lawrence. Lawrence!
Leech! Leech!
Let me see if I got this right.
Let me shine a little light on the situation.
Let me tell you something. I was having a wonderful time until...
Life is short When you're done, you're done
Like I told y'all, kissing a princess breaks the spell.
Like no one they've ever seen
Listen
Listen, Lawrence, listen!
Look at them big frog legs.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Look at you. Where the ring at?
Look how she lights up the sky
Look out, boys, I'm coming through
Look, besides being unbelievably handsome, okay,
Look, I'm sorry.
Lord, you done this up real good, for sure.
Lottie, wait!
Lottie, you can’t just wish on a star and expect things...
Lottie? But she's not a princess.
Lottie's getting herself one heck of a dance partner.
Louis, it is too bad we cannot help you with your dream.
LOUIS: How's that?
LOUIS: Tiana! Naveen!
Louis! You are a genius!
Louis.
Love always finds a way, it's true
Love is everything
Lower the vine.
Ma belle Evangeline
Make you happy or make you real sad
Make your wildest dreams come true
Make yourself a brand new start
Mama Odie? Y'all headed the wrong directional, chère.
Mama Odie.
Mama Odie. She the voodoo queen of the bayou.
Mama who dee?
Mama! I don't have time for dancing.
Man, that is one killer diller costume!
MAN: He's a real gator!
MAN: I got some hush puppies, Tiana. Here I come!
MAN: Ladies and gentlemen!
MASKS: (SINGING) Are you ready?
Maybe I just got to wish harder.
Maybe love will grant you peace of mind
Me for them and them for me
Me! Me! I object!
Miss Charlotte, I can no longer ignore the throbbing of my
Miss La Bouff! Please, down here!
Missed it!
Mmm hmm. I could've told you that.
Mmm.
Mom and Dad cut you off, huh, playboy?
Money ain't got no soul Money ain't got no heart
MR. FENNER 2: You drive a hard bargain, Tiana!
Mr. Sidney Bechet
Much obliged, peewee.
Music to paddle by.
My daddy never did get what he wanted.
My daddy said that and I'll never forget
My dream wouldn't be complete
My dream?
My girl? Ho, ho, ho. That's Evangeline.
My mother had the servants read this to me every night.
My name Raymond, but everybody call me "Ray."
Naveen, you coming?
NAVEEN: Lawrence, why are you doing this?
NAVEEN: Look out! Out of the way! TIANA: Oh, no!
NAVEEN: No, no... TIANA: Don't...
NAVEEN: Psst!
NAVEEN: Ray! Get me out of this box!
NAVEEN: Well, waitress, looks like we're going to be here for a while.
Naveen?
Never letting on how bone tired and beat down he really was.
No marriage required.
No more Mr. Pushover.
No, I... I never said I was a princess.
No, Larry! I'm the one who's doomed. Unless we get that frog's blood in...
No, like two, three, just other women. And anyway, listen.
No, no, no, your royal highness.
No, no, no. I must tell her. Alone.
No, no, no. You are not a guy. Let me begin again.
No, please!
No, Ray! I am not in love with Evangeline.
No, this is idiocy!
No, you're a no 'count, philandering, lazy bump on a log.
No, you're better off where you're at.
No!
No! No!
No.
No.
No. I don't dance.
No. My parents are fabulously wealthy, but they cut me off for being a...
No. No, no, no. We are people.
No. This is not right.
Nobody is going to sing with Ray? Okay.
Not bad for a 197 year old blind lady.
Not so fast. I made that promise to a beautiful princess, not a cranky...
Not the kind that sticks out but the kind that goes in.
Now how about the other side?
Now how did I ever get tangled up in all this voodoo madness?
Now it's so clear
Now run along.
Now run, girl! Run!
Now things for sure are going my way
Now we're cooking! We're going to find ourselves a frog!
Now what kind of chucklehead told y'all to go this way?
Now which one of you naughty children been messing with the Shadow Man?
Now you, young man are from across the sea
Now you're going to spend the rest of your life
Now, hold on there! You come back...
Now, how about I celebrate with...
Now, isn't this a whole lot better
Now, that's too bad. It's a special candy.
Now, this restaurant of yours, is it going to have ètouffèe?
Now, who wants a puppy?
Now, y'all figure out what you need?
Of everything that I wanted to have
Of living on the margins while all those fat cats in their fancy cars
Of the sugar barons and the cotton kings
Offered the full amount in cash.
Oh, Evangeline. Why can't I just look Tiana in the eye and say,
Oh, Grandmama! Your light out!
Oh, I do.
Oh, Lottie, that's swell.
Oh, Mama!
Oh, my heavens, I'm doomed! Ow!
Oh, my word! Maybe that old clock's a little fast!
Oh, Naveen...
Oh, no! A bug got to do what a bug got to do!
Oh, no. This can't be right, darling.
Oh, poor baby.
Oh, Prince Naveen, we'll be right back, sugar!
Oh, right.
Oh, thank you. I love you, too, baby.
Oh, Tia!
Oh, wow. Allow me to introduce myself.
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yes? Well, the egg is on your face, all right?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! All right.
Oh! And over here, a gourmet kitchen!
Oh! I will play a little louder.
Oh! Isn't he the bee's knees?
Oh! Mama.
Oh! My thoughts exactly, Two Fingers.
Oh! Take a look at them two jumpers.
Oh! You ain't never going to get enough for the down payment.
Oh! You're so quiet.
Okay, Cap not going to marry Charlotte, he going to marry you!
Okay, honey lamb. We'll be waiting in the Packard.
Okay, I'm about to put this spoon in my...
Okay, please! Put the monkey down.
Okay?
Old Louis would give anything to be up there jamming with the big boys.
On the other side
On you, little man I don't want to waste much time
Once I marry Miss Charlotte La Bouff. If she will have me.
Once she does, boom!
Once you became my wife, that made you...
Once you two are married, you are going to keep your promise
One.
Ooh! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! You come here, you.
Ooh! I want that dress!
Oooh, I like that gal's spunk!
Open up the windows! Let in the light, children!
Open your eyes now, before you get hurt.
Or get a job!
Or this morning's newspaper.
Order up!
Our food?
Our food.
Pa, did you hear that suspicious thud?
Pa! We got one!
Pardon me, but your accent, it's funny, no?
People down here think I'm crazy
People gonna come here from everywhere
People taking the easy way
People would have come from everywhere
Play it, brother!
Please tell me.
Please, please, please, please, please, please!
Please, please, please, please!
Please, please, please!
Please, please, please.
Please, please, please.
Poor little thing.
Poor Louis.
Pretend you did not see that. Please, please, sit down.
Pretty sure.
Pricker bushes got me!
Prince Charming here got himself turned into a frog
Prince Froggy is a rich little boy You want to be rich again
Prince Naveen of Maldonia is coming to New Orleans!
Prince Naveen, darling.
Prince Naveen!
Prince! Prince Naveen!
Prince? But I didn't wish for any...
Pucker up, buttercup.
Put your minds at ease
Quick, quick! Pull me up!
Ray and Louis here have been telling us all about you.
Ray here says you've been taking us in the wrong direction.
RAY: I ain't touched it yet.
RAY: I'll take them the rest of the way.
RAY: Love is beautiful Love is wonderful
RAY: No, no, no!
RAY: Will you hold still, you big baby?
RAY: You going to see a blind nutria. You say, "Hello." And he say, "What?"
Ray!
Ray! Have you seen Naveen?
Ray?
Ray?
Ray?
Read it again! Read it again!
Ready to expect the unexpected.
Ready when you are, Cousin Ray.
Reformation Central
REGGIE: That's good hunting today, yes, indeed!
REVEREND: And so, by the power vested in me by the state of Louisiana,
REVEREND: As you both shall live?
REVEREND: Do you, Prince Naveen, take Charlotte to be your wife?
Rich people, poor people all got dreams
Right. You rascal!
Run!
Saddle me up, y'all! It's post time.
Said I needed
Say "good night," Tiana.
Search everywhere! The bayou, the Quarter.
See you in the morning, babycakes.
Seems like only yesterday we were both little girls
Senator Johnson. Hey, Jimmy.
Shadow Man.
Shake my hand
She glowing right up there in front of y'all.
She got magic and spells, all kind of hoodoo.
She is my Evangeline.
She just speaking out a broken heart. That's all that is.
She the most prettiest firefly ever did glow.
She'll have you.
She's fine. Got in a little trouble for flashing the neighbors again.
She's kind of shy. Don't say much.
Shh!
Shush now! Get on quiet there!
Shut your trap, Darnell!
Sire! I've been looking for you everywhere.
Sit down at my table
So far above me, yet I
So I work real hard each and every day
So long as we've got the prince's blood in this.
So make a wish and hold on tight
So now it's so clear
So now it's so clear
So now it's so clear
So still, so bright
So that makes Lottie a princess.
So unexpectedly
So we may as well get comfortable.
So what now? I reckon you want a kiss?
So when you were here
So you can save for your restaurant. I know, I know.
So, we got ourselves a deal?
Someday we are going to be together. Yeah.
Soon as he gets himself kissed and y'all both turn human,
Sorry, Charlotte. It's time for us to be heading home.
Sounds delicious. I'll start with a pre dinner cocktail
Speak now or forever hold your peace.
Sprinkled with pralines...
Start in the daytime Go all through the night
Start in the daytime Go all through the night
Stately homes and mansions
Stay back or I'll...
Stay loose, Lawrence!
Stella just talked to me. The dog just spoke to me!
Stella. Excuse me. Stella, no. No.
Step aside, mister.
Stop moving! You are making this very difficult!
Stop, Louis.
Surely I could offer you some type of reward,
Ta da!
Table for one, please?
Take a little trip into your future with me
Takin' you all the way
Takin' you all...
Tell her what else you did, Big Daddy. Go on.
Tell her what you did, Big Daddy. Tell her!
Tell her. Oh, tell her, Big Daddy!
Tell the people Mama told you so
Than hopping around the bayou for the rest of your life?
Thank you, Evening Star!
Thank you, thank you.
That ain't gonna make you happy now Did it make you happy then? No!
That I needed
That someone as beautiful as she
That was magnificent! You truly have a gift.
That you'll never, ever lose sight of what’s really important.
That's an echo, gentlemen.
That's got some zang to it!
That's it! Put them up! I'm going to make some shoes out of you!
That's just what it needed.
That's more better. Yeah.
That's new.
The cards, the cards The cards will tell
The cards, the cards, just take three
The darkness is closing in! I'm so cold.
The dress, the music, the flowers, the shoes...
The Evening Star is shining bright
The maitre d' is going to be right where you're standing.
The only way to get what you want in this world is through hard work.
The only way to get what you want in this world is through hard work.
The past, the present and the future, as well
The poor devil was gasping, so I loosened the lid ever so slightly.
The Shadow Man, he been using it for the...
The sweetest firefly in all creation.
The way you light up when you talk about your dream.
The way you smile and how you comfort me
Then hop!
Then who was that waltzing with Lottie on the dance floor?
There ain't nothing gonna stop me now
There are plenty of fireflies in the swamp.
There are plenty of young fillies dying for you to waltz them into a stupor.
There is no way I am kissing a frog and eating a bug on the same day.
There is no way in this whole wide world
There she is.
There's a lot of river between here and New Orleans.
There's been trials and tribulations
There's magic in the air tonight
There's so much to plan! I mean, the guest list,
There's some sweetness goin' round
There's some sweetness going around
There's still a few stragglers.
These two ain't like no frogs I ever seen.
They got music, it's always playing
They got music, it's always playing
They smart.
They're everywhere. Please.
Think of all those naysayers who doubted you.
This could be a little better.
This going to be good!
This goon here got himself turned into a frog by a voodoo man, and now...
This is exactly the answer!
This is harder than it looks.
This is it! I'm getting my restaurant!
This is just a minor setback in a major operation.
This is the best gumbo I've ever tasted!
This old town can slow you down
This prince and this young woman in holy matrimony.
This proves what we saw ain't what we thought we saw!
This remarkable gentleman has just read my palm.
This should cover it just fine, Lottie.
This stick in the mud has had to work two jobs her whole life
Those pesky mosquitoes.
Tia, honey, did you see the way he danced with me?
Tia, it's getting to be so late!
Tia! Time to hit Prince Charming with those man catching...
Tia! You are a bona fide genius.
Tiana, I love
TIANA: I can't see a thing! NAVEEN: Neither can I!
TIANA: Keep your slimy self away from me!
TIANA: Rise and shine, sleeping beauty! Gators are gone.
TIANA: That's right. Big Daddy's King of the Mardi Gras parade.
TIANA: Those aren't logs.
TIANA: Voodoo?
TIANA: We're so glad we found you, Mama Odie.
TIANA: Where you taking me?
TIANA: You don't look that much different,
Tiana.
To celebrate our last night together as frogs.
To find somebody to break this spell.
To get my restaurant.
To meet your Prince Charming
To our masquerade ball tonight!
Tonight my prince is finally coming.
Transformation Central
Transmogrification Central
Travis, when a woman says "later," she really means "not ever."
Trials and tribulations
Two Fingers! I need some help over here!
Uh huh. It has been a real pleasure meeting you, Louis.
Uh oh.
Um... Getting dressed! Just a few more minutes, my dearest heart.
Undeniably happy
Unless you can top his offer by Wednesday...
Very funny.
Voodoo? Like the kind Mama Odie do?
Wait a sec, but on the balcony, you asked me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait!
Wait! I got a better idea.
Wait. Hold on a sec...
Watch and learn.
Watch and learn.
Watch this.
Way down on the river
We all be there for you
We all going out dancing tonight. Care to join us?
We all gonna pull together Down here that's how we do
We always wanted to open this restaurant.
We are back in business, boys!
We are humans.
We are not frogs.
We best be pushing on.
We can't miss this! Little Louis going to finally play with the big boys!
We don't want to take up too much of your time...
We gon' take ya all the way there
We gon' take ya We gon' take ya
We got magic, good and bad
We got the whole family.
We got to get back to New Orleans and undo this mess you got us into.
We know where you're goin' and we're goin' with you
We need a princess, whatcha got?
We'll be there soon.
We'll have all the paperwork ready to sign, first thing after Mardi Gras.
We're back in the bayou 'round fishin' time
We're getting to know each other now!
We're going to be late for the masquerade.
We're going to find out your fairy tale come true.
We're going to have ourselves a Mardi Gras wedding!
We're going to show chère the truth!
We're gonna take you all the way
We're gonna take you all the way there
We're on this earth to have some fun
We're supposed to be at the La Bouff estate by now!
We've been traveling quite a long way,
Well, as soon as I dispose of Big Daddy La Bouff
Well, back into the fray.
Well, here's your Prince Charming, Tia.
Well, hey, you got the makings of a decent mushroom mincer.
Well, I've waited this long.
Well, if Cap didn't say nothing, I ain't going to say nothing
Well, if y'all are set on being human, there's only one way.
Well, keep them coming till I pass out.
Well, Miss Froggy, do you understand what you need now, child?
Well, Miss Tiana, rough night for tips, but every little penny counts.
Well, no wonder the kiss did not work. You lied to me!
Well, no wonder the kiss did not work. You lied to me!
Well, now. Hurry up and open the door!
Well, there you go.
Well, when you're next in line for the throne,
Well?
Were I a betting man, and I'm not, I stay away from games of chance...
What a coincidence, Lawrence.
What about me, Mama?
What are we looking for again?
What are you doing?
What are you talking about?
What are you two gawking at?
What did you do to me? I'm green and I'm slimy!
What do I do?
What do we do now?
What happened to yours?
What happened?
What if I ask Mama Odie to turn me human?
What spell?
What we want? What we need? Is all the same thing, yes?
What you give is what you get
What?
What?
What? I do! Yes, I'm for it.
What? Oh, no. No, no, no.
What? Oh!
What's he doing? Stop him!
When I see y'all at the La Bouffs' masquerade ball?
When I'm human, and I'm gonna be
When I'm myself again I want just the life I had
When you dream, you dream big.
When you find out who you are
When you hear that music playing
When you were here
Where are my flapjacks?
Where did you learn to play like that?
Where the women are very pretty And all the men deliver
Where the women are very pretty And all the men deliver
Where you been all my life?
Where... Where y'all going?
Which is amazing because I have dated thousands of women and...
Which is why a little woman of your background
While you've been sucking on a silver spoon
Who knew that I could be
Who lives in a boat in a tree in the bayou?
Who would have thought the prince would've had a younger brother!
Who's next?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cap! You making goo goo eyes at my girl?
Why are those logs moving?
Why didn't you tell me my gumbo was burning?
Why, I'd expect nothing less
Why, me and my relationals will help show y'all the way.
Why, thank you.
Why, the bayou's the best jazz school in the world.
Wish me luck!
With a Mardi Gras princess about to kiss herself a...
With what?
With you right here, right here next to me
Without you in it.
WOMAN: Ooh, that smells good!
Woo and marry a rich young lady
Would have had her hands full trying to run a big business like that.
Would have turned y'all human.
Would you do me the honor of becoming Princess of Maldonia?
Y'all ain't got the sense you was born with!
Y'all best get to swimming.
Y'all find anything to eat yet? Oh, my.
Y'all just loves your mama, don't you?
Y'all must be new around here, huh?
Y'all serious?
Y'all should have taken my deal.
Y'all want some candy?
Y'all want to be human but you're blind to what you need!
Yeah, more or less. But remember,
Yeah, you know!
Yeah, you're right!
Yeah.
Yeah. I sure did.
Yes
Yes, yes, yes, but first I buy everyone here a drink!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. About that.
Yes. I am.
Yes. I do, Mama Odie.
Yes. You wish and you dream with all your little heart.
You ain't dug near far enough
You ain't never going to get enough for the down payment.
You all right there, little bug?
You are getting married!
You are going to mince these mushrooms.
You are practically one of the guys.
You been pushed round all your life
You been pushed round by your mother
You better hurry up. Don't want to be late for our Mardi Gras wedding.
You both turn human!
You can blame my friends
You can give your poor daddy everything he ever wanted.
You can kiss that place goodbye.
You can't let Shadow Man get this, no matter what!
You come from two long lines of royalty
You could not be more different, you know?
You could play jazz to adoring crowds without scaring them.
You do have a soul don't you, Lawrence?
You do not know how to have fun. There.
You girls, stop tormenting that poor little kitty.
You got about as much chance of getting that restaurant
You got me blushing like a...
You got to help it along with some hard work of your own,
You got to make them happen
You had to endure that frog fiasco last night.
You have a very strong arm, Princess.
You have had quite an influence on me,
You just keep your eyes out for the biggest, gaudiest float
You just want to be free, hop from place to place.
You know how long it took me to save that money?
You know I got two left feet. Besides, I'm...
You know I've had my share
You know what this needs?
You know what would make me feel better?
You know, I talk to Evangeline most every night.
You know, I talk to Evangeline most every night.
You know, I was starting to think that wishing on stars was just for babies
You know, if you're going to let every little thing bother you,
You know, waitress,
You let him go?
You listen to your mama now.
You mean to tell me this all happened
You must give Tiana all the money she requires for her restaurant.
You must kiss me.
You need a hand there, buddy?
You need a napkin, sweetheart?
You need to marry a little honey whose daddy got dough
You never said that you were a waitress!
You said just enough, Ray! Thank you, Evangeline.
You said you were fabulously wealthy!
You sure this is the right blind voodoo lady
You think so?
You two are making me so very hungry.
You wear this ghastly thing!
You were outbid.
You will enjoy, I guarantee.
You your daddy's daughter What he had in him, you got in you
You... You were wearing a crown!
You'd be pushed round by your wife
You'll find out what you need
You're broke, and you had the gall to call me a liar?
You're changing, all right
You're changing, you're changing
You're going to be happy together!
You're going to have the cutest little tadpoles!
You're going to taste so good basted and battered and fried!
You're in my world now, not your world
You're my queen of the night
You're poised like a panther,
You're the beginning and the end of every chapter
You're the best thing I never knew I needed
You're the best thing I never knew I needed
You're the best thing I never knew I needed
You're the best thing I never knew I needed
You're the best thing I never knew I needed
You's a hard one, that's what I heard.
Your daddy may not have gotten the place he always wanted,
Your daddy was a loving man Family, through and through
Your ear?
Your lifestyle's high
Your lifestyle's high
Your little slip up will be a minor bump in the road,
Your modesty becomes you and your sense of responsibility
Your restaurant?
Your restaurant?
Your shy and retiring bride to be is getting antsy!
(COUGHS) Stick in the mud. Listen here, mister.
(STUTTERS) Do what? Mince the mushrooms!
Absolutely positive? Yes.
Ah! That's it! What just happened?
All right. You're not exactly... I can't hear you. I'm sorry. What?
And he's staying... And he's staying...
And that's the way things are Tell it, brother!
And we heard that you... Juju!
And we're gonna be And we're gonna be
Another coffee here, chère. Coming right up, Virgil.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Aw! That's so sweet. NAVEEN: Yeah, so sweet.
Because I do not have any riches. What?
Blue skies and sunshine ALL: Blue skies and sunshine
BUFORD: Order up! Maybe next time.
But you lost what you had But you lost what you had
Could you take us to her? Could you take us to her?
Daddy! Look! Where are you going?
Do you, Charlotte La Bouff... Is that you, Cap?
Does that count? Yes, it does,
Easy with that. Careful. And neither will I!
Get me out! All right.
Girl, all you ever do is work. I told y'all she wouldn't come.
Give me them napkins, quick! What on earth for?
Had 'em all in here ALL: Had 'em all in here
He's got friends on the other side He's got friends on the other side
He's got friends on the other side He's got friends on the other side
He's not my boyfriend! I am the Prince of Maldonia!
Hello. Hold still.
Hey, how you doing, Tiana? Hey, y'all.
Hey, Tiana! Morning, Georgia.
How about some swamp gumbo? That will do.
how come you're still... We're staying frogs, Ray.
Human Human
I... I just... You poor dear.
I'm getting close. Yeah, how close?
Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him! I won't, I won't, I won't!
Kiss him! Stop it!
Let go of that! Stay out of sight!
Little ridiculous. TIANA: Are you mincing?
Mama Odie, if you... Taste this!
MAMA ODIE: Miss Froggy. Ma'am?
Mama Odie? Juju!
Midnight? That doesn't give us much time at all.
Might I have a word? Yes, ma'am.
Morning, Mr. La Bouff. Good morning, Tiana.
NAVEEN: Louis, what is it? Shadow Man done laid poor Ray low.
Nice meeting y'all! Bye bye, Pookie!
No! No, no, no, that is not slime. What?
Not a stick in the mud? Say it. Say it. Well, I wouldn't go...
Now that was one hard working man. MAN: See you in the morning, James.
Now, can we... Juju!
Now, Lottie... I never get anything I wish for!
Now, sugarplum... I want that one!
Now, wait a minute... Love those beignets, though.
Now! Go! Would you stop that?
Oh, no, no! Do not be ridiculous!
RAY: Just a little more! With some Bananas Foster
Ray. He's hurting awful bad.
Really? All right.
Really? No.
Reformation Central Reformation Central
Run! I can't run. I'm a frog!
Somebody had to say it. Thank you,
Stella, it's me, Tiana! Tiana?
That's true. Aren't you tired
That's your girl? Oh, no, no.
The Frog Prince? Yes!
There he is! I see him! I see him!
There you go. You know,
This is a disaster. No. It's cute.
This is all your fault. My fault? My fault...
This one's in there, ain't it? Hold on. Holy...
Tia, Tia, Tia, did you hear the news? Hey, Charlotte.
Tiana, I... (GASPS) There it is!
TIANA: Daddy! Hey, babycakes!
TIANA: Wait! Tiana?
Tiana! Naveen!
Tiana? Don't do this.
Tomorrow? Lf I don't deliver that money
Transformation Central Transformation Central
Wait! Don't! Please don't take it! No! Please!
Wait! Stella! Going up!
Warts and all? Warts and all.
we don't care, no ALL: We don't care
We think maybe she can... Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Well, I invited... Big Daddy invited the prince
What did you say? Nothing.
What is this? It's a voodoo hayacall.
What? A fellow came in,
What? Well, sweetheart,
What's this? Ta da!
When we're When we're
Where are we going? Excuse me!
Why don't you? Oh, I tried once.
Would you mind? I got you covered, brah.
Yeah, come on. Live a little. Come on, Tiana.
Yeah? Are you sure? Mmm hmm.
Yes. Jazz pouring out of every window! It should be elegant.
You ain't getting nothing out of me, no! Ray.
You are secreting mucus. You... You...
You can dance with me. It's Mardi Gras.
You got to dig ALL: Dig
You got what you wanted You got what you wanted
You know a good ukulele player? Really? You'd let me perform?
You're a prince? Obviously.
...a complete stick deep in the mud.
...little woman of your background, you're better off where you're at.
...to keep yourself only unto him, as long as you both shall live?
'Cause I'm almost there
'Cause you're the best thing I never knew I needed
"'Oh, please, dear princess,
"'only a kiss from you can break this terrible spell
"'that was inflicted on me by a wicked witch!"'
"and kissed that little frog!
"And the beautiful princess was so moved by his desperate plea
"And we talk, too." I like that. You are secretly funny.
"Because I love you"?
"I will do whatever it takes to make all your dreams come true because...
"leaned forward, raised him to her lips,
"Tarot readings, charms, potions. Dreams made real."
"that she stooped down, picked up the slippery creature,
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
"the ugly little frog looked up with his sad, round eyes and pleaded,
"Then, the frog was transformed into a handsome prince.
"They were married and lived happily ever after. The end."
(BALLOON POPS)
(BARKING)
(BELL CLANGING)
(BELL DINGING)
(BELL DINGS)
(BELL TOLLING)
(BELL TOLLING)
(BIDS GOODBYE IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(BOAT HOOTING)
(BOAT HOOTING)
(BONES CRACKING)
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH SCREAM)
(BOTH SCREAM)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BOTH SNARL)
(BOTH YELP)
(CHARLOTTE CHEERS)
(CHARLOTTE GROANS)
(CHARLOTTE WHOOPING)
(CHEERS)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES) I got dibs on the big one.
(CHUCKLING IN DELIGHT)
(CHUCKLING WICKEDLY)
(CHUCKLING)
(CHUCKLING)
(CHUCKLING)
(CHUCKLING) Oh, now hold still, Your Eminence.
(CHUCKLING) You're your daddy's daughter, all right.
(CLATTERING)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHS) Killjoy.
(CROAKS)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
(DINGS)
(DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS (FIEALR) PLAYING)
(DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS (PAOLOGUR) PLAYING)
(DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS PLAYLNG)
(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMS ADORINGLY)
(EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY)
(EXCLAIMS IN DELIGHT)
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
(EXHALES)
(FARTS)
(GAGGING)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS) Did you say "Prince"?
(GASPS) Now, just a second.
(GASPS) Oh, dear.
(GASPS) Through the deepest, darkest part of the bayou?
(GIGGLING)
(GIRLS EXCLAIMING)
(GREETS IN FRENCH)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROWLING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GUESTS APPLAUDING)
(GUESTS EXCLAIMING)
(HORN HONKING)
(HORN HONKING)
(HORSE WHINNYING)
(HUMMING)
(HUMMING)
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING) Y'all love that, don't you?
(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
(LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS) Come on over here, you bad boy.
(LAUGHS) Free!
(LAUGHS) I am completely broke!
(LAUGHS) That ain't no fire...
(LAUGHS) That's right, baby. Our food.
(LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
(LOUIS ROARING)
(LOUIS SCREAMING)
(LOUIS SCREAMING)
(MAMA ODIE CHUCKLES)
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
(MEN CHATTERING)
(MEWING)
(MIMICKING TRUMPET)
(MOANS)
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
(MUFFLED) No! No, no.
(MUMBLING)
(NAVEEN EXCLAIMS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(NAVEEN GROANS)
(NAVEEN GRUNTS)
(NAVEEN SHOUTS)
(NAVEEN SHOUTS)
(NEVER KNEW I NEEDED PLAYING)
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
(PLAYING SOLEMN TUNE)
(PLAYING SOULFUL TUNE)
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
(RAY EXCLAIMS IN FRENCH)
(RAY EXCLAIMS)
(RAY GASPS)
(RAY LAUGHS)
(RAY SHOUTING IN FRENCH)
(RAY SINGING IN FRENCH)
(RAY SPEAKING FRENCH)
(RAY WHOOPS)
(RIFLE COCKING)
(RUMBLING)
(SCATTING)
(SCATTING)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREECHING)
(SHADOWS HOWLING)
(SHADOWS SHRIEKING)
(SHATTERING)
(SHOUTING)
(SHOUTS IN PAIN)
(SHOUTS)
(SHOUTS)
(SHOUTS)
(SHOUTS)
(SHOUTS)
(SHOUTS)
(SHRIEKING)
(SHRIEKING)
(SHRIEKING)
(SHUSHING)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SINGING) Almost
(SINGING) Don't matter what you look like
(SINGING) Don’t you disrespect me, little man
(SINGING) If I were a human being I'd head straight for New Orleans
(SINGING) In the south land, there's a city
(SINGING) In the south land, there's a city
(SINGING) It don't matter what you look like
(SINGING) Look how she lights up the sky
(SINGING) That’s just gonna have to wait a while
(SINGING) We're gonna take you there We're gonna take you there
(SINGING) Won’t you catch a fish? Catch one, catch two
(SNIFFLES)
(SNORING)
(SNORING)
(SNORING)
(SNORING)
(SOBS)
(SOFTLY) Do not kiss her.
(SOFTLY) Okay, Tiana, you can do this. You can do this.
(SOFTLY) Shh! You are frightening the food.
(SOFTLY) Sire! This chap is obviously a charlatan.
(SOFTLY) Will you keep quiet?
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
(SQUEALS)
(SQUISHES)
(STOPS PLAYING)
(STUTTERING)
(THUDS)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(TIANA GROANS)
(TIANA GROANS)
(TIANA SNIFFLES)
(TRAM BELL DINGING)
(TRANSLATING) I adore you.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(VOODOO MASKS VOCALIZING)
(WEAKLY) Of Maldonia.
(WEAKLY) of Maldonia.
(WHIMPERS)
(WHINING)
(WHISPERING) Here comes my favorite part.
(WHISTLES)
(WHISTLES)
(WHISTLES)
(WHISTLING)
(WHOOPS)
(WHOOSHING)
(YELPS)
(YELPS)
(YELPS)
60 40, like I said. Hmm. Yeah.

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