XXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017) Adventure Edit

A damn, strong drink.

A freestyle triple backflip

A ghost hunter.

A little more.

A little more. Stop.

A source inside the Pentagon

A world without me in it.

About a drought in California.

About a man named Xander Cage.

About skateboards and swimming pools.

Access granted.

Adele, do you have eyes on the target?

Adele, Nicks!

Adolescent transportation. Then 1977 happens.

Adolescent transportation. Then 1977 happens.

After all these years,

Agent Clearidge worked closely with Gibbons.

Ah. You're one of them, aren't you?

Ainsley, everything has a price.

Air velocity divided by distance.

All active agents are to be erased from record

All right, guys, keep your earbuds in.

All right.

All right. Enjoy this party.

All right. Twenty two and a half.

All we need to do is track down the main signal,

All you need to know. The rest is classified.

Almost never.

Am I right?

And a half.

And all I can hear myself think is, "Today's the day."

And come out the other side like it was a damn gentle breeze.

And considered enemies of the state.

And fuel tanks big enough

And have the signal disruptor on standby.

And how long do you intend to push your luck?

And I am not leaving here until I find out who.

And I bet a guy like you needs a lot of support.

And I did.

And I served only half the sentence.

And I think to myself

And I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you take it back to the NSA.

And I'm not talking about the first Terminator,

And I've got a tight grip.

And if I can't do my job, then people die.

And if I'm scared, I can't do my job.

And if you hold it too tight, I cut your arm off.

And if you needed retinal scans,

And in my mind, you guys could walk away nicely.

And it could be a wonderful world,

And just so you know, I am not a field agent.

And live rejoicing

And live rejoicing

And Pandora's Box can bypass all of them.

And possibly my fur coat.

And take the one device that can cause a global power shift.

And tell me you got your eye on me

And that's because those righteous bastards,

And then Igor on the stairs.

And then we can approximate its location within a 20 mile radius.

And there was only one man who believed in the underdog.

And these guys have the real one?

And they don't care who or what gets in their way.

And they've got no problem running over

And we're still scared of shoe and tighty whitey bombs at the airport.

And when Becky locks in his exact location,

And who do we blame for Moscow?

And who's to say I haven't already found her?

And you know how I am about keeping secrets.

And you say you're no hero.

Any of you ever carve an R4

Anyhow, our hero starts doing things on a board

Anyone who gets in their way.

Anything you need, Becky can source it within the hour.

Are you getting this interference?

Are you kidding me with those guns?

At first, I thought Special Forces.

At the end of the day,

Back on the plane. I want wheels up in 20.

Be honest. 250 is the hard max for my swing.

Be sure and send a postcard.

Be sure to send a postcard.

Because soldiers are built to take orders and fight wars.

Because the satellites orbit.

Because this world has turned...

Before he chooses another satellite.

Betrayed us.

Better a living terrorist than a dead company man.

Big drought hits Southern California.

Biometrics of all the superpowers in the world,

Bit of a stalemate.

Brainwave scrambler.

Breakfast in the morning?

Breathe.

Building a ramp.

But Gibbons did.

But how often do these seven men all sit in the same room together?

But if you need a fifty of Purple Urkle,

But none of that matters.

But not you.

But now,

But only for a few minutes, so hurry.

But the second Terminator

But they're taking Xiang.

But this is way cooler.

But we were getting along famously until somebody

But we, my friend, are not at war.

But who would you trust?

But you're wrong, though.

But your ink's all wrong.

By whose definition?

Bye bye.

Can I have my jacket, when you get a sec?

Can you keep this behind the bar for me?

Can you tell me the real reason behind the crash of

Captain Paul Donovan.

Cell phone data dumps,

Chad, wassup, bro?

CIA?

Clarence from It's a Wonderful Life.

Come on out, Frankenstein!

Come on, eat up!

Come on, let's go!

Come on, man!

Come on, X, just say the word.

Come on.

Come on. Let me shoot him.

Cool.

Corrupt military software,

Cover me!

Crash a satellite out of the sky like a goddamn tactical warhead.

Damn it.

Damn, Becky, that's some body armor.

Damn! I'm out of bullets. You got any?

Darius Stone.

DARPA's new ground combat initiative.

Death sometimes just

Dial nine.

Did I ever leave?

Did you lose weight?

Did your mother ever teach you how to zip up your pants?

Disable and dismantle all the world's spy programs

Disappear on your skin, under your arms,

Do any of you know how to do it?

Do I get the girls for a weekend and two coconuts?

Do it for Gibbons.

Do we look like soldiers?

Do you feel safer today than you felt yesterday?

Do you have a shot?

Do yourself a favor. Burn this.

Does this mean you're not making me

Doesn't belong in any kind of cage.

Doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter.

Dogtown and Z Boys. You ever seen it? It's a movie.

Don't do it. It's suicide. Nobody could survive that fall.

Don't move!

Don't move! Hurry up!

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Down on the ground, now!

Down! Get down! Don't move, asshole!

Drowning in my own blood.

Easy there, Rocky.

Easy.

Eighteen hours in a chair in Mexico.

Either way, somebody's getting turnt up tonight!

Empty.

Ended up losing both. That's why Triple X.

Even though you're shackled by the Queen,

Every day

Every Friday night for the last 20 years.

Everybody, get down! Move! Move!

Everybody, hands up!

Everyone needs backup.

Eyewitnesses in Moscow...

Fan out!

Fight and pray

Fight and pray

Figures they'd go to the Pacific.

Find cover! Move!

First person to move, first person to die!

Fish in a barrel.

Five left.

Forty five U.S.P.

Gentlemen,

Get back! Come on!

Get the girl.

Gibbons never believed you were dead! Never stopped looking for you.

Gibbons thought you'd be back.

Gibbons was handed a blank check.

Gibbons was killed.

Gibbons would be proud to see you two working together.

Gibbons! Gibbons?

Give me one.

Give me the money!

Go figure.

Go, go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go.

Go, go!

Go!

Goal!

Got so bad, rich suburbanites couldn't afford to fill their swimming pools.

Gotcha.

Gotcha.

Guess this means Pandora's Box isn't exactly classified.

Hands! Hands!

Happens all the time.

He got you a new ride.

He said I'd know why when I need to know why.

He taught me how

He washed our sins away

He's on the top floor.

He's trying to engage another satellite.

He's turned the heat up. I can't see shit.

Heard about it, you know?

Hell of a friend.

Here we go again.

Here, honey.

Here's what you do.

Hey, are NSA extraction teams

Hey, get back here!

Hey, here comes the Red Bull freak show.

Hey, suit.

Hi.

High school.

Hmm.

Hold on!

Hold that thought, G.I.Joe.

How bad?

How many of you have ever pulled

How the hell did you find it so quickly?

How you gonna do "and a half"?

Huh?

Hurry.

I always was a better spy than a salesman.

I am not the girl to ask.

I bet they had a blast.

I can definitely make that work.

I can handle anything.

I can't guarantee it won't walk off on its own.

I do not go out in the field. Ever.

I don't believe in good guys.

I don't know you, but... I don't like to be tested.

I don't know, maybe I feel

I don't understand. If I destroyed Pandora's Box,

I don't want a lover

I dropped your soldiers over Eastern Europe.

I get caught even touching a computer, my ass goes away for 20.

I get started and then I can't stop and then I can't...

I go low.

I got mine after I left the NSA.

I got my eye on the king.

I got this.

I got to call bullshit on that!

I heard he was dead.

I just finally figured out that math problem.

I just happen to have the best hardware in the South Pacific.

I just moved again. I'm still alive.

I just need a friend

I killed Gibbons because he was a self righteous prick.

I knew you would do it, Xander. You brought the world to us.

I know I don't.

I know I'm gonna regret asking you this,

I know mouth to mouth if necessary.

I know the feeling.

I know you. I saw you on TV!

I like your style, man.

I live for this shit.

I love that song.

I moved.

I need a new map.

I need a power source!

I need the President on the phone...

I needed you to retain a sense of objectivity.

I promise you, no one would dare steal it.

I see them bloom...

I tagged a skysc****r and got a year in jail for it.

I told you he was fun to have around.

I took it on a date or two.

I used to think you were the man.

I was at Coachella and Guns N' Roses got back together,

I was never going to stop downing satellites

I wasn't kidding when I said

I will drop one satellite every 24 hours until my demands are met.

I would rather if you didn't...

I wouldn't have it any other way.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

I'd forgotten how beautiful the view is up here.

I'd say you're a couple inches off.

I'll bet whoever sold you that shirt is in one of them.

I'll go high.

I'll have to replace the goddamn screen.

I'll introduce you to your ground team.

I'll make this easy for you.

I'll see you later, X.

I'll take it from you dead or alive.

I'm empty.

I'm gonna be honest with you.

I'm gonna crash yours.

I'm gonna have to take it out kamikaze style.

I'm gonna use it.

I'm in this hospital bed.

I'm just doing the math.

I'm loving these odds.

I'm no hero.

I'm no hero. I'm just a footballer.

I'm not a soldier, I'm a baller.

I'm not a soldier, I'm a baller.

I'm not gonna destroy the one thing I can use to get what we want.

I'm not gonna have clowns watch my back.

I'm not the bad guy.

I'm only here for that.

I'm serious.

I'm showing activity in Pandora's Box. I can jam the signal,

I'm sorry, it's like a bad habit.

I'm still talking. Oh, my God.

I'm talking about a happy day

I'm talking about the sweet Lord

I'm talking about the sweet Lord

I'm talking about the sweet Lord

I'm talking about the sweet Lord

I'm touched.

I'm walking out of here, Xander.

I'm whatever you need.

I've been saying the director of the CIA

I've never seen anything like it.

If Dance Dance Revolution

If I say yes, will you please just slow down? Look out!

If we just stopped doing bad shit to it.

If you don't hear from me, remember, dial nine.

If you lost your edge, just tell me and I'll understand.

If you run into trouble,

If you take this from me, you die first.

If you wanted me out of retirement,

If you're not gonna reboot the world, right?

Igor. That's another one you owe me, X.

In a new video released just moments ago,

In the blast along with the device itself.

In this senseless act of violence.

Information like this doesn't have a price.

Is claiming to have the ability to use satellites as weapons.

Is he?

Is she always this much fun, or just on special occasions?

Is this the part where you act the basic bitch

Is you've got something stuck in between your teeth.

Isn't it right?

It comes down to the same question I've been asking my wife

It happened again. Another satellite fell.

It means we've been chasing a prototype.

It needs to be recovered intact.

It was the liquidy metal guy.

It'll be a little less fun.

It's "kumquat."

It's a little early in the evening to slay someone.

It's a party!

It's an old Gibbons fail safe.

It's been a while since I played hot potato.

It's in a safe place.

It's just never a good idea to point a gun at me.

It's not like I have a safe word, or anything.

It's okay if you're a little bad.

It's seven thirty in the morning.

It's the most important one, actually.

It's their right.

It's time to be a patriot.

It's very, very breakable.

It's what Gibbons would have wanted.

It's when I decided to change the world instead of

Junior, let's bounce!

Just be where the bullets aren't.

Just happened to know I spoke English.

Just improvising.

Just in time.

Just like a regular guy.

Just to keep that for yourself?

Just watch.

Keep screwing around. What could possibly go wrong?

Keep talking shit, little man.

Kick some ass.

Kidding.

Kumquat.

Kumquat.

Leningrad.

Let me educate you on the difference.

Let me guess.

Let me guess. Everyone's jumping at the chance

Let me guess. Gibbons to the rescue.

Let them come!

Let them pass!

Let's do this.

Let's do this.

Let's go, boys.

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's go.

Lightningbolt and Burrito.

Like always, Adele, you're my eyes in the sky.

Like finding needles in a stack of needles.

Like you're just working for him.

Listen! From now on, I make the plans, you execute!

Live and in concert, one night only. This is crazy!

London.

Low orbit freefall, no chute and big fireworks.

Low orbit freefall, no chute and big fireworks.

Lucky for me, you love to gamble.

Master says, "Fetch," and the bitch listens.

Mate, seriously? A grenade?

Me? I'm evening the odds.

Meeting's over.

MI6?

Millions of people have died for nothing...

More.

Moscow Mule by the bar.

Mountain Dew and Red Bull, you asshole.

Move in, move in! Show me your hands!

Move!

Must've seen a lot.

My bad.

My favorite.

My friends, on the other hand, adore stiff odds.

Naked.

Name your price.

Nerds in the lab have coined it "Pandora's Box."

Never really think about it.

Next, he's gonna send you a fax.

Nice place. Spacious. Expensive.

Nice shot.

Nicks,

Nicks, you're gonna show 'em how we do it.

No matter what happened. You know why?

No rope. No line. No chute.

No wonder our country's in debt trillions of dollars.

No, generally not. Watch the boys.

No, no, no!

No, no, no... Xander, you got to get to the top floor.

No.

No. "Safe" isn't in my vocabulary.

No. But the mission was to destroy it.

No. Nothing.

No. We don't play on bikes.

Nobody knows I'm here.

Nor will he ever again, for that matter.

Normally armed like they're invading Fallujah?

Not exactly nice things to say about you.

Not if I jam the signal!

Not if we find him first.

Not if you drop the gun.

Nothing. Not even a match on a speeding ticket.

Now I know why.

Now I know why.

Now what?

Now, if you don't think you can pull it off,

Now, it's a party.

Now, that kid needed that drought.

Now, that right there,

Now, that right there,

Now, these suits control every spy satellite in the sky.

Now, this is a team I can work with.

Now!

Of all the places in the world to lay low,

Of course not.

Of course...

Oh, happy day

Oh, happy day

Oh, happy day

Oh, happy day

Oh, happy day

Oh, happy day

Oh, happy day

Oh, happy day

Oh, hell, no.

Oh, I, uh, see you found your coat.

Oh, my God, this is fucking awesome!

Oh, no problem. How was your trip?

Oh, no!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Way too many. Let's get out of here.

Oh, sweetheart, this is not a game.

Oh, trust me, he's not laughing.

Oh, we don't need any of it.

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah? What math?

Oh, yeah. Hall of Fame shit right here, bro.

Oh, you don't play on bikes.

Oh, you know, actually,

Oh, you're pissing up the wrong tree, Cage.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay, but you all

Okay, Cage, follow me.

Okay, hang on.

Okay, I actually have what you want.

Okay, okay. I want to comply.

Okay, so, you're worried that I might get hurt?

Okay, Triple X,

Okay, we have carte blanche to track this son of a bitch down.

Okay, when Xiang broke the window,

Okay, you may sit.

Okay!

Okay. Easy.

On a BMX bike before? All of you?

On a snowboard

On the floor!

On your knees now, you son of a bitch!

On your knees, now.

Onboard drones, anti air countermeasures,

One grenade, three people.

One last time before we could stop him.

One of you is behind this.

Ooh, bye bye, Moscow Mule.

Or I'll do it for you, one satellite at a time.

Or the lady that was running

Or the security guard over there buying a soda with foreign currency?

Our bodies are such fragile things.

Ow!

Page one!

Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie?

Pandora's Box is one of a kind.

Pandora's Box, very bad thing.

Pandora's Box?

Patriotism is dead.

People like Gibbons and the two of you. And me.

People might mistake you for one of the good guys.

People scare me. Guns scare me.

People with guns really scare me.

Perfect. Tennyson!

Pin 'em! Pin 'em down!

Please, please, please tell me you have a shot.

Pneumatic pistons drive the gears,

Point me in the right direction.

Power like that doesn't belong in anyone's hands.

Push forward!

Rage against it.

Read between the lines.

Read between the lines.

Really?

Right there.

Roberta. I'll see you later.

Rock, paper, scissor, grenade launcher.

Roll it back.

Running from your problems never works out.

Sadly, the terrorist activated Pandora's Box

Says a rogue satellite may have been used as a weapon.

Search and rescue will know where

See if I can't find G.I.Joe.

Serena played us for fools.

Serena?

Serena.

Seven workers are now confirmed dead,

Seventy feet across, 90 feet down.

Sexual consummation irrevocably ruins

She wants to destroy it.

She'll handle support for the operation.

She's gonna drop a satellite on top of you.

She's gonna drop a satellite on us!

Shh...

Shit happens.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. He's trying to reconnect it.

Show him the love! Give it up for The Hood!

Shut up, "hero"!

Since when have we had a business relationship?

Skateboards used to be stuck on the ground.

Skateboards used to be stuck on the ground.

Smells like the same shit in a different suit.

So, how do we get it back?

So, I'll leave you be, then.

So, I'm looking for someone.

So, let's be real and talk about what we all really want.

So, what are you gonna do about it?

So, what are you up to these days?

So, when I stuff you down the toilet,

So, which are you?

So, why did you leave Lassie behind?

So, you knew they were Triple X all along.

So, you're willing to kill

So? It's lunch or dinnertime somewhere in the world.

Some asshole living the high life at the Ritz Carlton penthouse

Some jungle rave that's off the grid.

Some kid figured out he could skate those empty pools

Some kid figured out he could skate those empty pools

Somewhere along the way, made a deal with the devil.

Stay focused.

Stick to the path.

Stiff odds?

Still don't believe in good guys?

Stop, stop, stop, stop!

Stop, stop, stop, stop!

Suit yourself.

Sure you can.

Sure you can.

Take 'em out, now!

Take it with you always.

Take your time.

Tell Nicks to have that camera ready.

Tennyson! Some back up would be nice.

Tennyson?

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

That doesn't belong in anyone's hands.

That goes back to kill the first Terminator.

That guy got through.

That kind of thing is almost impossible.

That must have been pretty cool, right?

That no one's ever seen before.

That was a hell of an entrance.

That was before the goddamn Russian invasion touched down, man!

That was my invite to the Oval Office.

That wasn't a part of the plan.

That's 200!

That's a hell of a car.

That's all I'm saying.

That's for talking shit about my friend, Gibbons.

That's not gonna come off, you know that, right?

That's refreshing.

That's the problem.

That's the wrong question to ask.

That's what Gibbons would've wanted.

That's when the light clicked on.

That's when the light clicked on.

That's why Triple X.

That's why Triple X.

The best of the best like it was Sunday brunch.

The biggest, most expensive military in the world,

The bullets could've been real.

The good, the bad, the extreme,

The ground broke her fall.

The men in charge. The world beaters.

The nice old man that you had sit down next to me with the bag of bombs?

The President gave him a medal.

The same way Xiang and I found Pandora's Box in New York.

The tag was 30 stories tall.

The things I do for my country.

The whispers I hear,

The whole world gonna be looking for us.

The whole world is looking for us, Xiang.

The world is big,

The world is big, but always fits in your heart.

The world's too stupid to realize that Moscow wasn't a bluff.

Then a man comes along, tells me a story

Then Lieutenant Leningrad, who thinks he's got your back.

Then the body armor would've been real.

Then the two Ivans by the door.

There are 30,000 satellites orbiting the Earth at this moment.

There it is.

There's a war out there.

There's enough force in these bad boys

These assholes just took out

These days, a regular guy can't afford to be regular.

These four assholes, very bad guys.

These ghosts of yours are the real kind of trouble.

They bust in here, step on our throats,

They claim "that the violation of civil liberties

They say it's the last great adventure, Cage.

They traded liberty for safety. And us,

They would send in a drone, bomb us to hell.

They're called exo gloves.

They're ghosts, in a day and age where

They're ghosts, in a day and age where

They're gonna send an extraction team

They're gonna start shooting at us, aren't they?

They're practically invisible. Real MI6 kind of shit.

They've got training, they've got funding,

Things the world thought were impossible.

Think you're the only one who knows how to play dead?

This ain't a party. This is a race.

This box only ever had the ability

This fruit loop chooses Detroit?

This group is lethal,

This is a multistage signal disruptor.

This is all we've got.

This is some pretty surreal shit, being at your own funeral.

This is touching.

This is war. And either

This isn't about Serena.

This shit is getting real, isn't it?

This? Phoenix out of the ashes.

Those, I'll have within 15 minutes.

Thought he could hold the world ransom.

Three flashbangs, two bullets, and one body bag later,

Three inches of security glass?

Three.

Tied around your balls like a Christmas bow.

To be the hero we needed.

To catch a bus that doesn't leave for two hours.

To circumnavigate the globe three times without ever landing.

To dismantle their spy programs.

To fight and pray

To find you between China and North Korea.

To get a chance to work with the legendary Xander Cage?

To pick you guys up.

To prevent some punk with a laptop from hijacking satellites.

To waste fuel and drive up profits?

To watch

Touché. You are Xander Cage.

Transmit false intelligence, or

Turn the music off!

Turns out there's a new mission.

Twelve round mag.

Twenty two

Two grenades, three people.

Two million hits on YouTube.

Two!

Uh, looks like East 404 Congress Street.

Uh, uh uh uh...

Uh, where are you going?

Uh, yeah, I confess, I had my doubts.

Uncharted island down the block.

Undercover work.

Unless you want to continue our foreplay.

Until I get what I came for.

Unwrap me, then.

Us working as a team.

Using a standard issue armor deployment parachute system.

Wait.

Was there ever a doubt?

Was this always part of your mission, too?

Was trying to manipulate satellites.

Wassup, Nyjah?

Wassup?

Watch the watchers. Fight the enemy within.

We all have our embarrassing moments.

We are all Triple X.

We both know he's not the bad guy.

We discovered a high level intelligence officer

We failed.

We found him. We found Pandora's Box.

We just have different agendas.

We just met.

We made it that way.

We made it that way. I mean, come on.

We make our move.

We must have over 100 redundancies in place

We need someone who can move like them, fight like them.

We need someone who can walk into a tornado,

We ran facial IDs on every database in the world.

We recovered Pandora's Box.

We stop it today, or we watch the world burn tomorrow.

We the people,

We thought we'd end with Augustus' favorite song.

We took custody of the device.

We were a new T riple X team Gibbons created.

We'll land in Manila and you will requisition

We'll set up a triangulated signal tracking system around the city.

We're a bit busy now!