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Tombstone (1993) Drama

Tombstone (1993) Drama

Tombstone is a thrilling drama film released in 1993, depicting the iconic story of the Wild West and the legendary frontier town of Tombstone, Arizona. Directed by George P. Cosmatos, the movie offers an all-star cast, featuring Kurt Russell as the fearless sheriff Wyatt Earp, Val Kilmer as the enigmatic gunslinger Doc Holliday, and Sam Elliott as the rugged yet noble lawman Virgil Earp.

The film delves into the fierce conflicts between notorious outlaws and the defiant Earp brothers, seeking justice in a lawless land. Filled with intense gunfights, compelling character dynamics, and unforgettable dialogue, Tombstone immerses viewers in the gritty and turbulent world of the 1880s American West.

If you're captivated by the sounds of this gripping drama, you can play and download them here. Immerse yourself in the intense soundscape of the Wild West, where bullets fly and legends are born.

A man like Ringo...
A Southern gentleman turned gunman and gambler...
Aah!
Adios, cabrones.
After all that? Aw, hell, who cares?
After I'm done with Wyatt Earp,
Age quod agis.
Ah, God, don't tell me!
Ah!
All except 'the Oriental. ' That's a regular slaughterhouse.
All of you are under arrest.
All right now, you listen to me, both of ya!
All right, back it up now!
All right, Clanton.
All right, fella, I'll brace ya now for a little lesson.
All right, get him up. Let's get him to the hotel.
All right, how many cards you want?
All right, lunger. Let's do it.
All right, lunger. You go to hell.
All right, Virg.
All right, what do you want me to do?
All right, you die first. Get it?
All right, you listen to me now. We gotta get out of here.
All right! All right! Come on, easy, Virg, easy!
All right.
All right.
All right. All right.
All set.
All they ever did was laugh at him.
All those years I worked those cow towns,
All up and down Allen Street here.
All we're saying' is you can't carry a gun in town.
Allie girl.
Also travels west, hoping the dry climate will relieve his tuberculosis.
Am I happy? Well, I don't know. I'm happy as the next man, I guess.
Among the pallbearers at his funeral...
An enchanted moment.
And breeze outta this burg with more money than Cresus and ready to live like kings.
And he says, 'Well, did you actually see it? '
And he was beautiful.
And hell followed with him. '
And hell's comin' with me, you hear?
And I want 'em both right now.
And I want your souls.
And I'm tryin' to make money off that like some goddamn vulture!
And it starts with you.
And make her your own.
And our horses are done in.
And see if we can't spot us out a couple of nice lots?
And so she walked out of our lives forever.
And that's the damnable misery of it.
And the resulting economic explosion spurs the great migration west.
And then we'll have room service.
And this time...
And what would you do, if she walked in here?
And you swear you're looking' at heaven.
And you, music lover,
Are we cross?
Are you taking' his part? Huh?
As a matter of fact, we got three lovely cottages coming up for rent.
As long as it's just tonight.
Attracted to this atmosphere of greed,
Aw, hell.
Aw, no.
Bastards! We're comin'!
Because he's handsome and he's charming and...
Behold, a pale horse.
Bein' born.
Believe me, boy, you don't ever wanna know.
Believe me, Mr. Earp,
Besides sheriff, I'm also tax collector,
Bet she's starting.
Better get him off the street.
Billy, sit with me.
Billy! Billy, get back here!
Billy! Billy!
Billy! Billy!
Boy, I feel great.
Bravo!
Bravo!
Bullheaded man I've ever known in my entire life.
Bundle up, Virg. It's getting' cold out there.
But a man lost his life, and I took it.
But I've had plenty of time to think about this.
But if to live, the fewer men, the greater share of honor... '
But none of them has a clue about the real play... none of them.
But none of them has a clue about the real play... none of them.
But who is the devil?
But you're a lady, all right.
But, please, don't let me take up any more of your precious time.
But... I don't know, there's just something' about him.
Bye.
Can't you see? Get away from me!
Capital.
Captain of the Fire Brigade and Chairman of the Nonpartisan Anti Chinese League.
Cattle drovers turn cow towns into armed camps...
Christ almighty...
Christ.
Christ's sake, Virg, that's a misdemeanor.
Clanton and the McLaury brothers came in an hour ago.
Come and get some, boy.
Come on now.
Come on now. Fred?
Come on, boys, we don't want any trouble in here, not in any language.
Come on, get moving', old man.
Come on, Holliday, you in or out, goddammit?
Come on, Ike.
Come on, Virg.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Come on, show!
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Think of something fast, would ya?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on!
Come on. Go, Johnny.
Come, darlin'. Let's seek our entertainment elsewhere.
Cool down, Johnny!
Cover your ears, darlin'.
Cowboys? I had a run in with a couple of them up in Prescott.
Crawley Dake, U.S. Marshal for this territory.
Curly Bill!
Damn right, you're scared. I can see that in your eyes.
Damn you. You're the most fallible,
Damn, Bailey, just settle down!
Darlin', you know the Earps.
Death and the Devil.
Depends on how you look at it.
Despite the use of only one arm, became a town sheriff.
Did you ever see anything like that before?
Didn't even make a dent, did I?
Didn't you always say that gambling's an honest trade?
Do you actually consider yourself a married man, forsaking all others?
Doc can go on day and night, and then some.
Doc, behind us!
Doc, you been hittin' it awful hard, haven't ya?
Doc? Doc!
Doc.
Doc. You ought to be in bed. What the hell you doin' this for anyway?
Don't any of ya have the guts to play for blood?
Don't come back!
Don't die!
Don't do this to me!
Don't I always take care of ya?
Don't know how.
Don't let 'em get you, brother. You're the one.
Don't shoot! I got no gun!
Don't worry about that, now.
Don't worry, Allie girl.
Don't worry, Wyatt. My family's rich.
Don't worry.
Don't you ever put your hands on me, see?
Don't you ever try to manhandle a Cowboy, 'cause we'll cut your goddamn pimp's heart out
Don't you threaten me, you little son of a bitch!
Down by the creek,
Earp's friend John 'Doc' Holliday...
Easy now.
Easy on the grain, Butch.
Easy, gents! It's a private affair!
Easy, Morg.
Easy, Morg. Is that better?
Ed, what an ugly thing to say.
Even the high rollers won't go near it.
Ever!
Everybody knows.
Everything's fine, Wyatt.
Evidently, Mr. Ringo's an educated man.
Excuse me for askin', Milt, but... kinda dead in here, isn't it?
Farmers, ranchers, prospectors, killers and thieves...
Father Feeney and I were just...
Fight's not with you, Holliday.
Five hundred. Must be a peach of a hand.
For a man that don't go heeled, you run your mouth kinda reckless, don't ya?
For the first time in our lives,
For what?
Forget about it.
Forget it, Virg. Go on. Get some fresh air.
Forgive me if I don't shake hands.
Fred White's dead! They killed him. They killed Fred White!
Fred?
Frederic fucking Chopin.
Fun, though, wasn't it?
Gave all that up, Sheriff. Going' into business.
Geez!
Geez!
Gentlemen, I'm not gonna allow any trouble.
Get down!
Get out of here? Listen to yourself, Wyatt.
Get to fighting' or get away!
Get your goddamn hands off me!
Getting' kinda spooky around here.
Getting' warmer.
Giddap!
Giddap! Come on!
Giddup!
Giddyap!
Give me my guns.
Give me your goddamned gun! Damn it!
Give somebody a rap on the beezer, get some respect around here.
Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.
Go grab that spirited actress...
Go home now!
Go on! Billy!
Go on! Get home!
God have mercy!
God, I love this game! You know, boys, when we're finally set,
God, since forever! Wait! Look here.
Goddammit, Junior, how many times am I going to tell you...
Goddammit!
Goddamn bastards. Think they can cheat me.
Goddamn kid.
Goddamn, Barnes! Shot his damn ear off.
Goddamn, boys, we're looting' this burg six ways from Sunday.
Goddamn.
Goddamn...
Going into business for ourselves, Doc.
Gonna be one of those nights.
Good day now.
Good evening', then.
Good God.
Good shot, Billy.
Good show.
Got a great empty hole right through the middle of him.
Gotta back your brother's play. Just did like I figured you would.
Grab him.
Gracious. We could be sisters.
Guess I'll just have to call.
Guess maybe you better swear me in.
Guess spring's comin'.
Ha!
Hand 'em over.
Hand those over, Curly. Hand 'em over.
Hang it over the bar. All right, youngster, out you go.
Happy hunting.
Have you seen how everyone dresses? Awful tony for a mining camp.
He ain't no law. The only real law around here is the Cowboys.
He can never kill enough or steal enough...
He chased out all the high class play.
He comes bargin' in here one day, slappin' the customers, wavin' his gun around.
He cursed them for cowards, and they shot him.
He doesn't want to talk now, Wyatt!
He said to turn loose of him.
He still remembered to make a little speck like me. '
He talk crazy. No entiendo un carajo.
He tried to bring something fine into your ugly world, and you shot him for it.
He wants a straight up fight, just you and him,
He won't no kneel, patron. He is very proud.
He'll kill me.
He'll show.
He's drunk.
He's got some nerve, I'll say that. What d'ya think there, Billy Nilly?
He's got the look of both predator... and prey.
He's just drunk, that's all.
He's quoting the Bible,
He's right, Wyatt. You want us for anything, we're with you.
He's waiting' for you by the big oak, quarter mile up that trail.
Hell of a waste.
Hell, I ain't never even heard of anything like that.
Hell, I got lots of friends.
Hell's comin' with me!
Hello, Billy. I say hello.
Hello, Wyatt.
Here we go, ladies.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here you go. Easy. Easy, man.
Here, Milt, a keepsake.
Here's your down card.
Hey, Johnny, what'd that Mexican mean...
Hey, Morg, pretty big, isn't it?
Hey, Professor, catch this.
Hey, sister boy, gimme some!
Hey, Virg, see anything of Doc while you were in Prescott?
Hey, Wyatt, get on over here.
Hey, Wyatt, goddammit.
Hey, Wyatt!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Bang bang bang bang bang!
His wife! Whoever heard of that?
Hmm, peace officer.
Hmm.
Hold him!
Hold it! That's not what I want!
Hold on a minute! Wait a minute!
Hold on nothing'! I walk around this town and look these people in the eyes.
Hot damn, this burg's jumping'!
How 'bout you, Juanito? What would you do?
How lewd.
How many?
How the hell are ya?
How the hell are you?
How the hell did we get ourselves into this?
How we feeling' today, Doc?
How'd that be?
How're you feelin', Mattie?
Howdy, stranger. What can I get ya?
Hurts, don't it?
Hyah!
Hyah!
Hyah!
Hyah! Hyah, come on!
I ain't easy and I ain't your kid.
I ain't gonna forget nothing'.
I ain't got the words.
I ain't kiddin' neither.
I already did it.
I already got a guilty conscience. Might as well have the money too.
I been thinking',
I believe he's married.
I brought you something'.
I calculate that's the end of this town.
I call.
I can't beat him, can I?
I can't see a damn thing.
I didn't know you was back in town.
I didn't really have time to think about it,
I didn't think so.
I didn't think ya had it in you.
I don't have time to be proper. I wanna live.
I don't know, sounds pretty good.
I don't know! Make some money, I guess.
I don't know.
I don't laugh all day long like an idiot, if that's what you mean.
I don't take no mouth from no bartenders, neither.
I don't think I'll let you arrest us today, Behan.
I don't understand any of this.
I don't want to play anymore.
I don't.
I feel... just...
I forgave you the moment you said it.
I got him!
I got him.
I got some boys over there behind ya!
I got you now, you son of a bitch.
I guess it's only right. Ma always said Morgan's the prettiest.
I guess they knew we were comin'.
I had a boy at the hotel pack us up. The horse is outside.
I have a better idea.
I have no pride, no dignity.
I have nothing left,
I have to go.
I have two guns, one for each of ya.
I have two guns, one for each of ya.
I hear he's real fast.
I heard about what they did to your women. That was wrong.
I hope they're good.
I just don't think I could bear it.
I just know it's ugly.
I knew it wasn't nothing.
I know him. That's Creek Johnson.
I know what I'm doing. No, I don't need to see a doctor!
I know you boys have got to keep moving', but he looks pretty bad to me.
I know, and nobody can make him.
I know, let's have a spelling contest.
I know.
I know. Me too.
I mean, I was no angel when we met, but neither was she.
I mean, it's not like anybody's putting' a gun to their head now, is it?
I mean, you look up and you think, 'God made all of that?
I miss Doc. I miss that old rip.
I never thought I would see Gilbert and Sullivan performed right here in Denver.
I oughta know my own mind, and I'm telling you what suits me is a family and kids.
I promise I'll love you the rest of your life.
I said forget it. I don't want the job, and that's final.
I said hold him, goddammit!
I said lay off the queen, you jackass!
I said throw down, boy.
I said, 'No. By the time I got there, Marshal White had already been shot. '
I see a red sash, I kill the man wearing' it.
I see what's going on between you and Wyatt.
I see.
I spent my whole life not knowin' what I wanted outta life,
I stand corrected, Wyatt. You're an oak.
I still got one good arm to hold you with.
I swear I'm gonna slap somebody now.
I swear to God, law dog, you don't step aside, we'll tear you apart.
I tell ya, boys, even I'm wary of what's gonna happen once Ringo runs this outfit.
I tell ya, I'm suffering. From a hangover.
I think he's wonderful.
I think something's gonna happen tonight.
I told you not to, and I meant it.
I told you, Virg.
I wanna move and go places and never look back.
I wanna... Look. Huh?
I want one.
I want them spittin' blood!
I want you to meet Fred White. He's the town Marshall.
I was beginning to think we'd never meet.
I was in love once.
I was just fooling' about.
I was only ever mixed up in one shootin', just one.
I was wonderin' if you wouldn't wanna go on over to the Crystal Palace...
I wasn't.
I will not be pawed at, thank you very much.
I wouldn't mind one of those cigars.
I'd ignore her. People can change, Doc.
I'd say you lost some 60% of your lung tissue, maybe more.
I'd take the deal, then crawfish and drill that old devil in the ass.
I'll be damned.
I'll be damned.
I'll beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish.
I'll blow you right up that wildcat's ass! Do you hear me, huh?
I'll fight you right now.
I'll remember you said that.
I'll see you soon.
I'll take my oath on it.
I'll take the red seven, and I got some deeds here.
I'll throw in a good cleaning, no charge.
I'm $17 down to you.
I'm a good woman to you, Doc.
I'm a good woman.
I'm a woman. I like men.
I'm about ready to go home. I wish y'all would stop yakkin'...
I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear.
I'm afraid your husband's going to lose the use of his arm.
I'm all right.
I'm busy.
I'm dying. How are you?
I'm fine.
I'm frightfully thirsty.
I'm getting' tired of your gas. Now jerk that pistol and go to work.
I'm gonna send them to hell on a shutter. You tell 'em that...
I'm here to let you know that it wasn't me. I had no part of it.
I'm in.
I'm just a nothing'. But if I wasn't, I'd fight you right now,
I'm not a fool. And listen to me.
I'm not gonna fight you, Ringo.
I'm not gonna tell you again. Get that cigar outta my face.
I'm only funnin'.
I'm right as the mail.
I'm sorry about your friend. And I'm... I'm sorry that I...
I'm sorry, boys. I gotta take 'em before Judge Spicer.
I'm sorry, sir, but we got to have some law.
I'm sorry, Wyatt.
I'm the one who got cheated!
I'm what you might call the Founder of the Feast.
I'm Wyatt Earp, and these are my brothers, Virgil and Morgan.
I'm your brother, for Christ's sake! God, I don't believe this!
I'm your huckleberry.
I've tried to be good. It's just so boring.
If he's on the street howitzer.
If that means I'm not ladylike, then I guess I'm just not a lady.
If we pulled up stakes and just moved on, you know,
If we're gonna have a future in this town, it's gotta have some law and order.
If you ever had even the slightest feeling' for me,
Ike Clanton was shot and killed two years later during an attempted robbery.
Ike.
In fact, you're probably seein' double.
In pace requiescat.
In the meantime, a lot of decent people are suffering.
In vino veritas.
Indeed, sir. The last charge of Wyatt Earp and his immortals.
Interesting little scene. I wonder who that tall drink of water is.
Investigating the mysteries of the church of Rome.
Is somethin' on your mind?
Is that a fact?
Is that the opium Lou gave you?
Is this Henry Hooker's ranch?
Is your soul for sale, dear?
Isn't that a daisy?
It all happened so fast with Curly Bill...
It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.
It appears, uh...
It hits all of a sudden, and below there's California.
It was your friends that did it.
It's a new bottle, isn't it?
It's a reckoning.
It's a silly question, is all. 'Am I happy? Are you happy? ' Are you happy?
It's all right, Doc.
It's deputy! And I don't want to talk to you!
It's getting' late, boys. I'm gonna go to bed.
It's got nothing' to do with you! It's got to do wi...
It's just his style, Morg. He doesn't mean anything.
It's just like someone's slapping' me in the face.
It's legal.
It's nice to meet you.
It's not finished.
It's not revenge he's after.
It's not your problem, Doc. You don't have to mix up in this.
It's the drunk piano player.
It's Virg.
It's working' out just like you said, Wyatt.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus, Johnny.
Just acquired us a quarter interest in a game at 'the Oriental. '
Just be careful now. It's full of hop.
Just chasin' my tail.
Just have fun, forever.
Just leave that shotgun.
Just stay calm. Use your head. It'll be all right.
Just the same, though...
Just thinking' out loud, and you know I...
Just to live a normal life.
Just want to let you know you're sitting' in my chair.
Just... live on room service for the rest of our lives.
Kate, how you been?
Kate! You're not wearing a bustle.
Kinda flattering, really.
Kinda nice in here. You run it?
Know what I'd do?
Law don't go around here. Savvy?
Leave it.
Leave now.
Let's finish it.
Let's not bother about the luggage.
Let's run it out of them.
Lie down and crawl or you might get hurt? What kind of talk is that?
Like that.
Like you said, Wyatt, we're brothers.
Listen now, Mr. Kansas Law Dog.
Listen to me. I need to speak with you.
Listen, Mayor, I have to talk to you about this.
Listen, mister, I I'm getting' awful tired of your...
Live every second. Live right up to the hilt.
Live for me.
Live, Wyatt.
Look at that.
Look at this!
Look, darlin', Johnny Ringo,
Looks like we win.
Lose interest, hell. They're threatening' our lives.
Lots of so called hard cases and tough nuts come and go around this town,
Lots of so called hard cases and tough nuts come and go around this town,
Lovely? You could've been killed back there, or busted up.
Loving man, you been called.
Maiden name was Sullivan.
Making' money hand over fist.
Mattie died of a drug overdose shortly after she left Tombstone.
Mattie, hmm, ravishing'.
Mattie, they're already here. Folks, this is Celia Andon.
May I have this dance?
May I present a pair of fellow sophisticates: Turkey Creek Jack Johnson,
Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike.
Maybe we oughta open up a place of our own. You know?
Maybe you should see a doctor.
Me neither.
Me.
Mexican police, huh?
Mighty fine. I wonder where he found her.
Milk it for all it's worth, then sell it off for a bundle...
Milt Joyce: Owner, operator.
Miss Marcus, allow me the pleasure of a drink.
More champagne?
Morg!
Morg?
Morg?
Morgan, don't die! I love you!
Morgan, hold quiet now.
Morgan!
Morgan! No!
Move!
Mr. Earp, would you mind signing an autograph for me, sir?
Mr. Earp. My name's Dake.
Mr. Fabian, would you come sit at my table?
Mr. Fabian.
Mr. Holliday.
My dear, you have set your gaze upon the quintessential frontier type.
My first cousin.
My God.
My hypocrisy goes only so far.
My rifle.
My sweet, soft Hungarian devil.
My wife's not gonna believe this.
Never a dull moment.
Never heard a woman talk like that?
Never.
Newcomers, eh?
Nice scenery.
Nice voice.
No money. I don't even know how we'll make a living, but...
No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you.
No sir, the die is cast. We are growing'.
No, I, uh... I gotta do something'.
No, no, no, no. This is not county business. This is a town matter. Marshal?
No, really, I can stay awhile.
No, we don't have to talk. You can read, can't you? It's a town matter.
No! Get down!
No! Get her out of here! Jesus!
No! Here!
No! Let me!
No?
No? Brothers to the bone, right, McMasters?
No.
No.
No.
No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
No. Make no mistake.
No. No!
No. Not anymore. Not after this night.
No. Please, no.
Nobody cares for you like me.
Nobody cheated you, Ike. Just go home.
Nobody does nothing' without 'em. I mean, they're it.
Nobody move!
Nobody's even saying' you can't carry a gun.
Nobody's in anything. Ike, you're drunk. Go on home and sleep it off.
None of my business anyway.
Nonsense. By all means, move.
Nonsense. I've not yet begun to defile myself.
Not ever.
Not me. I'm in my prime.
Not now. I'm busy.
Not that you care.
Note the lean silhouette, eyes closed by the sun; they're sharp as a hawk.
Nothing to do with me?
Nothing to give you.
Nothing.
Nothing. What do you want out of life?
Nothing'.
Nothing'. I just...
Nothing'. Not a thing.
Now after tonight, there'll be one man in charge of Tombstone.
Now all we gotta do is keep our eyes on that brass ring, fellas.
Now for the first time I know exactly what I want,
Now get on with it.
Now I really hate him.
Now let go of that stud and go on about your business.
Now there's six of 'em. Hell, this is like a bad dream.
Now what in the hell is this?
Now, you take care of yourself...
Oak grove at the mouth of Silver Springs canyon, 7:00!
Oh ho, brother, you can smell the silver in this town.
Oh, Allie. I wish you'd learn to play a real card game.
Oh, dear.
Oh, don't worry. I just get headaches sometimes.
Oh, God, here he goes again.
Oh, God, no.
Oh, God. I'm sorry.
Oh, he's laughing again. Well, that's what I want.
Oh, he's laughing. I didn't think you ever laughed.
Oh, hell.
Oh, I know, don't say it, I'm rotten.
Oh, I wasn't quite as sick as I made out.
Oh, I'm always happy, unless I'm bored.
Oh, Johnny. Come on!
Oh, my God.
Oh, thank you, darlin'.
Oh, that's the real mother lode here in Tombstone.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you're a lifesaver.
Oh. Johnny, I apologize. I forgot you were there.
Ohh!
Okay, fine. Say you're right, say you don't get yourself killed.
Ol' Wyatt.
Oops.
Or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
Out of this chaos comes legendary lawman Wyatt Earp,
Outta the way! Yee haw!
Over 100 exiled Texas outlaws band together...
Ow!
Party's over, boys. Let's go!
Patron, he say, uh,
People can change, Doc. Sooner or later, you gotta grow up.
Pick these guns up.
Play for blood, remember?
Play it again!
Please stay with me.
Please?
Please. I know it's awful to come here, but listen.
Poor soul.
Prettiest man I ever saw.
Pretty fun too, isn't it?
Pretty much the same.
Proceed, sir.
Professor Gillman? Oh, I seen him in Bisbee. He catches stuff.
Put him up at my place,
Put your money on the board. Five dollars on that six of spades.
Rack 'em.
Ready to go, Milt?
Really?
Really?
Really? That's not a bad idea. Send a signal we're growing' up.
Remember what I said about seein' a light when you're dying'?
Reminds me of...
Retiring his badge and gun to start a peaceful life with his family.
Revelations.
Revenge.
Right behind you, Stillwell.
Ringo and Behan are out front.
Ringo wanted to make sure he got your attention, Marshal!
Room serv...
Run! Tell all the other curs the law is comin'!
Sad news, friend, you lose.
Said that a lot of people when they die, they see this light.
Same place we found ours, probably.
Satisfied?
Say when.
Seek their fortunes.
She joined a convent over the affair.
She was 15.
She was all I ever wanted.
Sheriff Behan!
Sheriff, what kinda town is this?
Sheriff.
Shit!
Shooting' starts, you better kick east to the New Mexico line.
Shut up! Take your money and get out,
Silver is discovered in Arizona.
Since when is faro a business?
Sister boy should've stuck around.
Smells like someone died.
So I don't want to talk to you.
So it takes Judge Spicer three weeks to get back to town,
So next time we come, you'd better step aside.
So run, you cur.
So that's why you're not wearing' a bustle.
Sober up. Come on, boys.
Somebody shut that dog up!
Someone will come to revenge for him.
Something like a, a... sick horse who comes to sit with him.
Something' 'round the eyes.
Something'. Nothing'. Hell, I don't know.
Soon as they start getting' headaches, they'll lose interest.
Sorry, Mayor, but you're barking' up the wrong tree.
Stephen stinking' Foster!
Stop that!
Stop! No! No!
Stop. No.
Straight.
Stubborn, self deluded,
Stupid mule!
Suits me right down to the ground. In fact, that's my idea of heaven.
Sure you do. Say good bye to me.
Sure, stranger, that's easy for you to say.
Sweet Jesus.
Take a good look at him, Ike, 'cause that's how you're gonna end up.
Take it easy, boys.
Take Stillwell and finish it.
Take that beauty and run, and don't look back.
Take your Cowboys and finish off Creek Johnson and Texas Jack.
Talk to him, will you? Or hit him!
Tell him to get on his knees.
Tell me something, my friend. I'm curious.
Tell you one thing, though: Never saw a rich man...
Telling' me the Clantons and McLaurys are gunnin' for us.
Temor de Dios. Temor de Dios es lo que ustedes no tienen.
Texas Jack Vermillion.
Th That's Faust. H He's gonna make a deal with the devil.
Thank you for this, Wyatt.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for always being' there, Doc.
Thanks, Kate.
That 12 hands in a row, Holliday? Son of a bitch, nobody's that lucky.
That ain't true.
That blonde woman, is that your wife?
That dusky hued lady satan, that's who.
That is a hell of a thing for you to say to me.
That the bottle Lou gave you?
That thunder's sure getting' close.
That was lovely.
That's a fact.
That's all right, honey. I sure been dreamin' about this.
That's good, Doc.
That's good.
That's good. That's good. Good for you.
That's him, all right. Boy, I'd know that sour face anywhere.
That's just my game.
That's Latin, darlin'.
That's my idea of heaven. Need someone to share it with, though.
That's my loving man. Have another one, my loving man.
That's not so bad, is it?
That's not what he said, ya ignorant wretch.
That's real good.
That's right. And I'm Hooker.
That's the rumor.
That's too bad too. It's a nice place.
That's what I love about Wyatt. He can talk himself into anything.
That's Wyatt Earp. Built a name for himself as a peace officer in Kansas.
That's... That's good. What happened?
The bullet's too deep. I can't get it out.
The Cowboys are finished. You understand me?
The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say.
The main fact is the Cowboys are good for business.
The name's John Behan, Cochise County Sheriff.
The only trade that comes in here now is the bummers and the drovers; just the dregs.
The power of the Cowboy Gang was broken forever.
The St. Crispin's Day speech from Henry V.
The way you talk.
Them guns don't scare me.
Then again...
Then he'll stand trial for it. Now get back! Move!
Then Spicer leans forward and he says,
Then we could stay on the move, keep going', see the world.
There ain't no live and let live with bugs.
There are three of 'em right over there.
There is about 30 of 'em.
There, ya see?
There. Now we can be friends again.
There's no arguin' that.
There's no money in it.
There's no normal life, Wyatt. There's just life.
There's something' else.
There's the real money. Build it up,
These people are afraid to walk down the street,
They call me Curly Bill Brosius.
They call me Curly Bill Brosius.
They call themselves 'The Cowboys'
They came here to water the horses, then they'll push on.
They emerge as the earliest example of organized crime in America.
They got held up, and their boss actor got killed.
They got McMasters!
They hit Claude's house too, shot up his wife.
They say it's the light leading' you to Heaven.
They tried to take my watch.
They want him, they gotta come over us first.
They'll be less apt to get nerv i ous...
They're all wearing' badges.
They're back there in that lot behind the O.K. Corral.
They're breaking' the law.
They're bugs, Wyatt. All that smart talk about live and let live.
They're shooting at us! They're actually shooting at us.
Think I'll call this one the Mattie Blalock. Mattie'd get a kick outta that one.
This happens to be a nocturne.
This is fortuitous. That means 'lucky. '
This is funny.
This is so much fun. We haven't been to the show in six years.
This is trouble we don't need. You saw what happened to Fred White.
Those Cowboys been telling everybody in town they're gonna clean you out.
Those men you killed were my friends.
To form the ruthless gang recognized by the red sashes they wear.
To keep that damn cigar outta my face? Huh?
To set the scene...
To settle this thing once and for all.
To strike it rich. Well, all right, that's fine.
Tom Mix wept.
Tombstone becomes queen of the boomtowns,
Tonight, me and my old man are gonna have some fun.
Tower of Babel.
Turn him loose!
Twenty five percent of the house take sound about right?
Twenty four hours a day, you got liquor, hostesses, gamblin';
Two years. Two days. Hard to say, if you stop now:
Uh, uh... I don't know. Uh...
Uh, yes, well,
Un caballo bajando por la montana...
Understand me, pimp?
Up or down, thin or flush, in 47 years they never left each other's side.
Very cosmopolitan.
Very impressive.
Very instructive.
Virg?
Virgil and Allie Earp moved to California, where Virgil,
Virgil!
Virgil! Morgan! My god!
Virgil. What'd ya forget?
Wah hoo wahhh!
Wait 'til the liquor wears off.
Wait.
Wait. I'm going' with ya.
Walking' on water.
Want you to know it's over.
Watch it, Johnny.
Watch your ear, Creek.
Way ahead of yourselves, aren't you, boys? This is just another mining camp.
We going' down there or not? What are we gonna do?
We got a chance to stop wandering and finally be a family.
We got a sick man.
We gotta find a place to hole up.
We know what we're doin', Wyatt.
We must redefine the nature of our association.
We were both so...
We're all busy.
We're here to disarm you. Throw up your hands.
We're in debt to ya.
We're turning' into regular tycoons.
We've already made a pile of money in this place.
We've, uh, we've never actually met. My name is...
Wearing' that badge don't make you right.
Well then, I'm the man to see.
Well,
Well, as you can see,
Well, come on.
Well, end of the road.
Well, honey, I I gotta get to work.
Well, howdy, Fred.
Well, I guess we did our good deed for today, Mayor.
Well, I guess we'd better split 'em up. It's been real n...
Well, I read this book, a book on spiritualism.
Well, I suppose I'm deranged, but I...
Well, I was thinking' today,
Well, I'm not; so, go home.
Well, I'm real scared.
Well, if they were my brothers, I'd want revenge too.
Well, let's hope he's got another miracle up his sleeve.
Well, let's see. Where are we today?
Well, that certainly was a bust.
Well, then...
Well, wait a minute. I guess I don't have to go right now. I...
Well, we made it.
Well, we're off and running'.
Well, well.
Well, what about Hell? They got a sign there, or what?
Well, what do you say, Milt?
Well, Wyatt, I couldn't find a single store that had laudanum anywhere.
Well, you better go with them, honey. I gotta go to work.
Well!
Well.
Well.
Were early Western movie stars William S. Hart and Tom Mix.
What about her?
What about you? You were a lawman.
What d'ya think, Virg?
What did you want?
What do you mean? What are you saying?
What do you think, darlin', should I hate him?
What does he need?
What I mean is, you must attempt to, uh, deny...
What in the hell are you doin'? I told you we weren't getting' involved.
What in the hell's going' on? Five people come up to my room...
What is that now?
What makes a man like Ringo, Doc?
What makes him do the things he does?
What shall we do first?
What the hell is that?
What the hell's that all about, Creek?
What you wanted to do the first night we met.
What?
What's it like to wear one of those?
What's she doin' with that lunger?
What's the verdict?
What's wrong, Doc?
Where is he?
Where the latest Paris fashions are sold from the backs of wagons.
Where you going' with that shotgun?
Whilst any speaks who fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day. '
Who didn't wind up with a guilty conscience.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Why are you with him?
Why don't you and me take a walk around town...
Why don't you get rid of him, get yourself a straight dealer?
Why don't you just leave it alone?
Why, Ed Bailey,
Why, Ed Bailey, you look like you're just about ready to burst.
Why, Ike, whatever do you mean?
Why, Johnny Ringo,
Why, Johnny Tyler!
Why, sure, Dad.
Why, you son of a bitch!
Why? Why him?
Will you hurry with that water, please?
With murder rates higher than those of modern day New York or Los Angeles.
Would you look at all those stars?
Wyatt and Josephine embarked on a series of adventures.
Wyatt Earp died in Los Angeles in 1929.
Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Wyatt Earp, huh? Heard of you.
Wyatt Earp?
Wyatt Earp. Dodge City.
Wyatt Earp. Yes, I know.
Wyatt, do you believe in God?
Wyatt, Doc won't quit. He's been at it for 36 hours straight.
Wyatt, I am rolling. Morgan.
Wyatt, I'd like ya to meet Mayor Clum and his wife.
Wyatt, it's just headaches.
Wyatt, just in time. Pull up a chair.
Wyatt, leave me alone.
Wyatt, what're you talking' about?
Wyatt?
Wyatt? Doc?
Wyatt? If you ever were my friend,
Wyatt.
Y el que lo cabalgue ira a la muerte.
Y'all killed two Cowboys.
Ya ever see the sun come up over the Rockies?
Yaahh!
Yaahh! Get the hell outta here! Go on!
Yaahhh!
Yaahhh!
Yeah, a man of many parts.
Yeah, I heard you the first time. Winner to the king. Five hundred dollars.
Yeah, I... I know what it means.
Yeah, I... I laugh sometimes.
Yeah, I'm an oak, all right.
Yeah, it's a fact.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, well, I hope you die.
Yeah, you look it.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. He had a streak when we left, him and Kate.
Yeah. Yeah, that's real good, law dog, 'cause law just don't go around here.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes, but how often? Are you happy?
Yes, it is.
Yes, it's true, you are a good woman.
Yes.
You back that queen again, you son of a bitch,
You better go easy on that stuff.
You burn 'em, Ike.
You called down the thunder. Well, now you got it.
You can always spot a Cowboy. They always wear those red sashes.
You can't stand the heat, pal, get out of the kitchen.
You did? Come on, boys.
You did? Well...
You don't have to worry about a thing. I just disarmed them.
You don't know how that feels, Morg.
You first.
You go arrest them, something goes wrong, maybe somebody really gets his head broken.
You go to hell!
You goddamn pimps! You all in it together.
You gonna do something', or just stand there and bleed?
You got a fight comin'. Comin' today.
You got us involved when you brought us here.
You just go on home and forget about it, huh, Ike?
You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend,
You know, I was thinking, what this town could really use is a racetrack.
You know, Stephen Foster.
You know, you men are making' a lot of money in this town.
You look beautiful tonight.
You look like somebody just walked over your grave.
You may be the Antichrist.
You may go now.
You may indeed, if you get lucky.
You mean Behan.
You need complete rest.
You nerve wracking sons of bitches.
You retired too?
You see that? It says, 'United States Marshal. '
You smell that, Bill?
You son of a bitch!
You take your sorry and shove it up your ass.
You tell 'em I'm comin'!
You tell him I'll be there!
You tell him, Morg.
You tell the Earps, I see 'em on the street and Doc Holliday,
You want to risk all that over a misdemeanor?
You were just too high strung.
You were right, Wyatt. They got me good.
You were right. It's nothing' like I thought.
You win again. Well played, sir. You are on fire.
You wretched slugs.
You'll be happy to know him. Bet on it.
You'll have Cowboys comin' around looking' for trouble from here to Christmas.
You're a daisy if you do.
You're all ugly,
You're both making' a big mistake.
You're gonna bleed.
You're next.
You're next.
You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all!
You're no hypocrite, Doc. You just like to sound like one.
You're not as stupid as you look, Ike.
You're not gonna find a better deal within town limits.
You're so drunk, you can't hit nothing'.
You're so drunk, you can't hit nothing'.
You're so lovely, darlin'. I'm at your feet, just at your feet.
You're the doctor.
You're the one, Wyatt.
You're the only human being in my entire life who ever gave me hope.
Your call. Give Doc the shotgun.
Your condition's quite advanced.
Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe.
Your smoking', your drinking',
Your Spanish is worse than your English.
1879. The Civil War is over,
'She'? You know damn well who I mean.
'Well, can't have a murder without a witness. '
# That brightened our pathway a while # Do you wanna ante?
°Detenganse! Shoot.
A which? You know,
Aah! No!
Acquired? So to speak.
Actually, yeah, I gotta admit. Excuse me. Wyatt, do you have a moment?
Afraid I'll have to have those guns. It was a fair fight. We were legal
All aboard! Hey, Mattie! Where's Wyatt?
All right now! Go ahead.
All right, back off. Get a rope! String him up!
All right, honey. Okay. Just go.
All right, what's your idea of heaven? Room service.
and just play cards. Thank you.
And Louisa. Oh! Wyatt.
And where've you been? Just out.
Are you all right, Mattie? Yes.
Are you all right? What do you care?
Are you crazy? I'll be there!
Are you expecting someone? Only Virg.
At least, I'm honest. You're different.
Barber. Yes, sir?
Be as big as San Francisco in a few years, and just as sophisticated.
Billy! Let him go. Who cares?
Billy. Where you going'? I'm not going' with you.
Bravo! Bravo! Ma'am? Miss Marcus?
Burn 'em all. Hell, Johnny, he ain't even gonna show.
Come on! That's it! You move!
Curly Bill, huh? Mm hmm.
Do you see what's going on in the street?
Do you see what's happening here? What?
Don't even carry a gun anymore. Going into business, huh?
Don't raise that iron. I'm gonna have to... I'll kill you, you cheap son of a...
Drinks are on me! Whoo!
Easy. Look at these girls over here.
Forget it. I'm retired. Excuse me?
Gentlemen! Sheriff,
Get off! Don't mind him!
Get off! Easy now! It ain't nothing'.
Gimme, gimme, gimme! Leave him alone, Barnes!
Goddamn sons of bitches! Morgan, wait a minute! Virg...
Good night, Josie. Good night.
Good night, Virg. Good night, Morg.
Got ol' Fred White! Hey, everybody!
have you met Doc Holliday? Piss on you, Wyatt.
He crawfished a bet and called me a liar. Sheriff,
He's bluffin'. Let's rush him. No... he ain't bluffin'.
Hell, I don't know. Well, what d'you think happens when you die?
Hell, let's eat, boys. Tamales are good, huh?
Hello. Hello.
Hey, boy! How are you, Morgan? Hi, Wyatt.
Hey, somebody get this dick on his knees.
Hey, Wyatt... Don't talk, just...
Hey, you walking'? Leave me alone.
Hi! Hello, girls!
Hmm. Ridin'.
How 'bout if I just wring your scrawny neck? Enough, Ike.
How are you feeling, Doc? Mmm, better.
How do they know? They know. It's the scent.
How do you get these questions? Just answer.
I abhor ugliness. Does this mean we're not friends anymore?
I almost wish that... I know, Morgan.
I already met the county sheriff. Who, Behan?
I could stay awhile. No, no. I don't wanna keep you.
I don't think you understand. No, you don't understand, Marshal.
I don't want any more trouble. Well, ya got trouble!
I don't. He makes me laugh.
I got you. All right. All right!
I guess we'll have to wait for our notices.
I told you, I'm burning' up tonight. Loser on the ace.
I want to match seven, seven stinking' spades.
I was wondering if you might be... Not a prayer. Nice meeting' you.
I'll put you out of your misery. Say when.
I'll see you soon. We'll meet again.
I'll take seven stinking' diamonds. Awww ful lot of money.
I'm going to Tombstone. I see.
I'm Jos... Josephine Marcus.
I'm retired. Good.
I'm serious. Hey, Morg. Comin' to the Oriental, Virg?
I'm sorry. That's right.
Is that a fact? Mm hmm.
Isn't that sweet? You can say that.
It's all your doin'. We'll make our fortune, boys.
Jack. What do you say, old friend?
Johnny, don't! No, Johnny! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Just in town? Just this minute.
Just leave me alone, for God's sakes. Virg...
Let's go. I'm your man.
Like I said, we just got here. Well, I also sit on the town lot commission.
Ma'am. How do you do?
Maybe for you. Hyah! Hyah!
Maybe... have some children. Doesn't suit you.
More tea, Mattie? Mm mmm. No, no.
Mr. Earp. Your reputation precedes you. Mayor.
My pleasure. Lotta law around here.
Night, Mattie. Good night, Morgan.
No, come on, really. Do ya? Yeah. Maybe.
No. Wyatt, what are you doin'?
No. Wyatt!
No. No, get away from me! Wyatt!
Nobody's hangin' anybody. He just killed a man!
Not now, Wyatt. All right.
Now tell them to get back. Go on now, get back.
Oh, I'd probably ignore her. Ignore her?
Please don't shoot me! I got no gun! This fight's commenced!
Pure as the driven snow, I'm sure. Hey, Doc, come on now.
Remember? Uh uh.
Say, you folks got a place to stay yet? No.
Shut up, Ike. You must be Doc Holliday.
So now we add self pity to our list of frailties. All right, Doc.
So, how's our little town suit you? Fine. Fine.
So, now we're in the mining business. You're the one, Wyatt.
Somebody get that goddamn dog out of here!
Somebody's gotta do something. I believe you're the sheriff.
Son of a bitch. No!
Thank you, Mayor. What're you doin' out of bed, Doc?
Thank you, sir. Milt, champagne!
That's $500, Holliday. Are you in or out?
That's her maiden name. And what a maiden.
That's Virgil with the women. He's mine!
The way it's lodged in there... I'm sorry.
There he goes. Yeah.
Touch that gun, I'll burn you down.
Touchy about it, aren't you? No, I'm not touchy. I'm just...
Two bits a hand. Stud? You keep comin' back here.
Unh! Shut the door!
Watch the way you walk, you stupid bastard. Easy, kid, I'm sorry.
Well done. Well done.
Well, how do we look? Great, both of ya.
Well, how would you know? It just doesn't, that's all.
Well, I'll have my man show 'em to ya. Thank you.
Well... Not tonight.
What do you think of the singer? # Will you think of the vow... #
What do you want, Ringo? I want your blood.
What is it? That mare is in season.
What? Case dismissed. Can you beat it?
What's wrong with him? Lunger.
Who was that other idiot? Ike Clanton.
Whoa! I, uh...
Whoo hoo! Ladies and gentlemen,
Will you just hear me out? Now hold on, Mayor. He already told you now.
Work well. All right, good night.
Wyatt Earp. Yeah, sure.
Wyatt just got us a faro game. Oh.
Wyatt, you remember Allie. Good God. Well, he'd better.
Wyatt? Oh, sorry.
Wyatt. Mattie!
Yeah, but she doted on the Frowner. That's right.
Yeah, fine. # Come and sit by my side if you love me #
Yes, I did. Yes. I have some right here.
You can call her Mattie. Pleased to meet you, Mattie.
You can pull it, boy! Let's go get sauced!
You don't even know him. No. That's true,
You don't listen too good, do ya? See that bird at the faro table?
You gonna give Ike back his guns. Not 'til he sobers up.
You had to be so damned smart. I'm sorry, Allie.
You madcap! Doc?
You sure? Su... I'm sure.
You win. Yet with all,
You'd die for fun? Wouldn't you?
You'll never make that stick. They're carrying' guns, Wyatt.
your, uh, marital impulse. Get out of my sight.
...it's like I'm sittin' here playing cards with my brother's kids or something',
'... gentle his condition.
'a sick horse is gonna get us,' huh?
'And hold their manhoods cheap...
'Camptown Races. '
'cause I'm tired of listening' to your mouth.
'Cause if I know Ringo, he's headed straight for us.
'Cause without them guns you ain't nothing' but a skinny lunger.
'Gentlemen in England now abed shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
'If we are marked to die,
'Lo, Doc.
'Matter, honey? Did you say you needed some laudanum?
'Oh! Susanna,'
'The man who sat on him was Death.
'we are now to do our country loss.
# And the girl who has loved you so true #
# But remember the Red River Valley #
# Do not hasten to bid me adieu #
# What remained of our day in the sunshine #
°Ay, Dios! °Ay, Dios!
°De rodillas, cabron!
°De rodillas, dijo, chingada!
°Gracias!
°Moriremos!
°Muerete, hijo de Satanas!
°No!
°No! °No! What have we got here?

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