Lady and the Tramp (1955) Romance Edit

A baby cry.

A dog's best friend is his human.

A human heart has only so much room for love and affection.

A rat?

A regular bloomin' debutante.

Absolutely horrible.

Ach... Let's face it, man.

Achilles' heel, Pedro.

After all, at a time like this...

After all, in your condition,

Ah ha! Resisting an officer of the law.

Ah ha. OK.

Ah, but remember, my friends,

Ah, but shucks. Any dog can take that.

All right, all right. No time for wisecracks.

All right, boy. We'll let 'em in.

All right, Lady. All right.

All right, now, what's this creature doing here?

All right, you guys. Lay off, will you?

All we can do is hope.

Alligators. Now there's an idea.

Alone here all day,

And beyond those distant hills,

And haul it off.

And if I remember correctly, they bellow a lot.

And it's curtains for the Tramp.

And Lulu and Fifi and Rosita Chiquita wh...

And my sister,

And that nice, warm bed by the fire?

And their radical ideas.

And then!

And walking that dog...

And we've both got very comfortable homes.

And... "Put that dog out!

Anything new in the kennel club set?

Are you there, Jim?

As far as I'm concerned, you needn't worry about your old heel.

Attacking my poor, innocent little angels.

Aunt Sarah won't let that dog frighten you any more.

Aunt Sarah!

Aunt Sarah!

Aunt Sarah!

Aunts. Cats. Muzzles.

Aw, come on, kid.

Aw, come on, Pige.

Aw, come on, Pige.

Aw, look. She's lonesome.

Aw, you poor kid.

Aw. Cute little rascals.

Aw. Don't worry, old girl.

Aye, you have, laddie.

Aye, you have, laddie.

Aye.

Aye.

Aye. And they walk on all fours.

Aye. And they're very expensive.

Aye. And we've no need for mongrels

Aye. I suppose you'll be tellin' me next

Bairn?

Before we settle on a price.

Before what?

Begorra.

Big girl now, huh?

Bones a coming up.

Breakfast comin' up from a left field.

But Darling has never struck me... before.

But he never takes them serious.

But Jim, dear, are you sure she'll be warm enough?

But no matter which of us she accepts,

But now Darling is... Well...

But there's a bit of their father in them too.

But they're mighty sweet.

But we must never let on that we know, lassie.

But we... We won't hurt the chickens?

But we're still in the prime of life.

But, man, we don't know which way they've gone.

But, uh...

But?

Butchy, he's got a new girlfriend.

Can't you see the poor kid's scared enough already?

Careful now, man.

Careful, you little...

Carrying concealed weapons.

Caught him attacking a baby.

Caught the scent the moment I came in the house.

Central, we've been cut off.

Cheer up, Jim. Old Doc Jones has never lost a father yet.

Chop su...

Combination leash and muzzle.

Come here, you. Come here!

Come in. If you'll just step into the parlour,

Come on, beat you home.

Come on, come on. Come along.

Come on, Pige. Follow me.

Come on.

Come on. We got to stop that wagon.

Complete with licence.

Cooking der Wiener Schnitzel.

Correct, friend. Now bite hard.

Courage, man.

Courage!

Darling, are you sure you want watermelon?

Darling, Aunt Sarah, come here.

Darling, darling!

Darling, look.

Darling, where did you put the dog biscuits?

Darling?

Darling. Darling!

Did you say log puller?

Do not take it too seriously.

Do you hear what I hear?

Doctor, it's a boy!

Don't you love showers?

Down, Lady, down!

Dream on.

Drop it, I say.

Drop that, Lady.

Easy. Go on, get away.

Eh... I can, eh?

Eh... You've had a bath?

Ever chase chickens?

Eyes? Oh, what colour are they?

Follow me.

Get back!

Get over here, I say. Come back here.

Glad to oblige.

Glad you brought that up. Glad you brought that up.

Go away. Get down.

Go on, get away.

Go on, now. Shoo, shoo. Scat. Get out of here.

Go on! Get back!

Go on. Why, certainly not, officer.

Good night, Lady.

Goodbye, dears. Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Gootchie gootchie goo.

Got to slide this sycamore to the...

Gotta get it moving.

Guaranteed not to wear, tear, rip or ravel.

Guess again.

Ha! If anybody ever needed a muzzle, it's him.

Have a good time, and don't worry about a thing.

Haven't you a family?

He has an eye for a well turned paw, he has.

He means a baby, Miss Lady.

He'll be all right.

He's a got a cockerel Spanish a girl.

He's a not a speaking English a pretty good.

He's dreaming.

He's given the slip to every dogcatcher in this burg.

He's still so small and helpless.

Hello, there, Lady.

Hello!

Hello? Hello, Jim?

Hello? Hello!

Hello? Hello?

Help me? What do you mean?

Help yourself, friend.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, Joe, look who's here.

Hey, Joe.

Hey, look. A beaver.

Hey, Pige, what are you doing on this side of the tracks?

Hey, she's a pretty sweet kiddo, Butch.

Hey, what's going on in there?

Hey, whatcha in for, sweetheart?

Hey! Tony's!

Hey.

Hey. Hey, Dachsie, how we coming?

Hey. Hey, yous guys, look.

Hey. Let go. Let go of me. Ah!

Hey. What's the matter with Lady?

Hi, gals. How's pickings?

Hi, Pige.

Hiya, handsome. Come to join the party?

Hm hm. Could be.

Hm. No. Francois...

Hm... It must be very expensive.

Hmm.

Hmph.

Hold 'em at bay.

Huh? I haven't?

Hurt 'em? No!

Hush, now, hush.

I ain't deaf, sonny.

I can quite easily believe that.

I can?

I clean forgot what it was he used to say.

I don't need you to shelter and protect me.

I don't recollect if I've ever mentioned Old Reliable before.

I don't recollect if I've ever mentioned Old Reliable before.

I forgot to look.

I guess I used a little too much.

I insist you pick him up immediately.

I misjudged him.

I never thought he'd do a thing like that.

I should say not!

I think I know the very place.

I thought you...

I want a muzzle. A good, strong muzzle.

I was certain he was no good the moment I first laid eyes on him.

I was so embarrassed and...

I was so embarrassed and...

I won't sleep a wink with that brute in the house.

I wonder what the leash and collar set does for excitement.

I wouldn't worry my wee head about that.

I'll have to make certain it's satisfactory

I'll see about refreshments.

I'm afraid I don't understand.

I'm afraid not. Nobody ever knows for certain.

I'm certain I don't know.

I'm telling you, the pressure's really on. Signs all over town.

I'm up. I'm up, Lady. I...

I've never even considered matrimony.

I've never seen you look more beautiful.

If this person is annoying you, Miss Lady...

If you could, uh...

If you want my advice you'll destroy that animal at once.

Is Darling is expecting a wee bairn.

Is Darling is expecting a wee bairn.

Is very highly developed.

Is wasted over that spillway?

Isn't she radiant?

It didn't hurt, really.

It must be.

It shouldn't have happened to a dog.

It sounds wonderful.

It was the dog that was whistling, eh?

It would break his poor heart.

It's a boy, it's a boy, it's a boy!

It's for you, darling.

It's off.

It's simple.

It's something I've done, I guess.

It's the doggone haulin'.

It's the one I was admiring, isn't it?

Jim, I feel so guilty deserting him like this.

Jim, I just can't leave him.

Jim, you look terrible.

Jock!

Joe, bring some bones for Butchy before he eat me up.

Just a cute little bundle.

Just look at those fat, lazy biddies.

Just one minute. I'm a comin'. I'm...

Just one more chorus and we're out.

Just wait till junior gets here.

Lady!

Lady!

Lady! Quiet, now. You hear me?

Lassie. Lassie!

Leftover baby food.

Let me see here.

Let's see. That'll be about...

Let's see. There's been Lulu.

Little Fritzie, that's me, Pige,

Look down there. Tell me what you see.

Look here. Who are you to barge in?

Look. We'll wait for the right...

Looks like I'm the one that's in the doghouse.

Makes this his Monday home.

Merciful heavens! My darlings.

Merry Christmas.

Miss Lady, ma'am.

Mm hm.

Modeled by the lovely little lady, the new, improved,

Move it over, will you, friend?

My heel?

My licence? But what's wrong with it?

My, but it does look nice.

My, my.

Neither of us is as young as we used to be.

Nice doggy. No, don't wiggle.

No fussing. I know my way around.

No, I'm sure there must be some mistake.

No, Lady. No walk today.

No, no, Lady.

No, no, not you, young man.

No, no.

No, no. No use even asking them. They wouldn't understand.

No, no. This way.

No, not that.

No, this way, Pige. I have my own private entrance.

No, you haven't, Uncle Trusty.

Nope. Too much starch. Ah!

Nor I.

Not a word about her unfortunate experience.

Not to change the subject, but, um...

Notice anything different?

Now come on. If he wakes up, we'll never get away.

Now here you are.

Now remember,

Now what harebrained idiot would...

Now, darling, if we're going to show her who's master,

Now, first we fix a the table.

Now, lassie, get on with the details.

Now, lassie.

Now, now, don't worry, darling.

Now, O'Brien's here is where little Mike,

Now, we'll just slip it on like this,

Now. That breakfast, let's see.

Of course I am. Why shouldn't I be?

Of course not, Miss Lady.

Of course not, Miss Lady.

Of course. The very place for a very special occasion.

Off with you, now. Off with you!

Oh, all right.

Oh, boy, oh, boy!

Oh, come on now, fellas.

Oh, hello, Butch.

Oh, Jock!

Oh, Miss Lady, ma'am.

Oh, no doubt about it.

Oh, no, it's all yours, friend.

Oh, no!

Oh, Pi...

Oh, Pige!

Oh, well.

Oh, yeah, a new collar.

Oh, yes, ma'am. Now here's our latest.

Oh, you adorable little...

Oh, you haven't fallen for that old line, now have you?

Oh, you haven't fallen for that old line, now have you?

Oh! And some chop suey too.

Oh! Don't even mention that horrible place.

Oh! Oh, dear.

Oh! Oh, hi, boys.

Oh! Oh, it's you, lassie.

Oh! Oh, you poor little darling.

Oh! So I'm a liar now, am I?

Oh.

Oh. Ladies first.

Oh. Oh, the dames. Yeah.

Oh. Ooh, that wicked animal.

Oh. Yes.

OK, OK, OK.

OK, Tony, you the boss.

OK. Don't mind if I do.

OK. On a downbeat.

OK. The boss, he's a saving some a nice bones for you.

One, two...

Ooh! It's Jim Dear.

Or... Well, uh...

Or... Well, uh...

Pardon me, amigo. What is this "chilli heel"?

Pardon me, friend.

Pige?

Pige? Pige?

Pige? Where are you, Pige?

Poor Nutsy is takin' the long walk.

Psst!

Red flag in front of bull.

Remember those nice, juicy cuts of beef?

Remember, they're only humans, after all.

Rosita Chiquita Juanita Chihuahua.

Say, Al, do you suppose you could nip this contraption off for us?

Say, she must be about six months old.

Say, that is simple.

Say!

Scram. And be careful.

Six foot six and seven sixteenth inches.

So grown up.

Some delicate, fragile creature

Something tells me it's suppertime.

Sorry I'm late, dears. Hope I haven't kept you waiting.

Start building some memories.

Steady, now.

Steady.

Stop it!

Stop that now!

Stop that racket!

Stop that.

Take the Schultzes here.

Tell me, what's your pleasure?

Thanks ever so...

That is like waving, you should excuse the expression,

That Tramp always finds some way out.

That won't be necessary. Thank you.

That's a girl.

That's a grand sight.

That's me again, Pige,

That's right, dearie.

That's right, Miss Lady.

That's the cutest thing I ever saw.

That's what I told Bill yesterday.

That's what makes it fun.

That's when they're after havin' their darlin' corned beef.

The badge of faith and respectability.

The best spaghetti in town.

The busy beaver's friend.

The dog moves out.

The haulin'. Exactly.

The pound. The pound, that's it. I'll call the pound.

The stork? You know... Uh, no?

The stork? You know... Uh, no?

Then he's happy."

Then they hit you in the room and board department.

There ain't nothin' wrong with it.

There, now.

There, now. A nice little bed for you.

There'll be no livin' with him from now on.

There's no need to...

There's the answer to our problem.

They don't mean no real harm.

They wouldn't?

They've come to take you home.

This is meaning his, uh... weaknesses.

This is where you belong, right here.

This one. This... Oh!

Through the one way door, sister.

Through the swamps.

To, uh...

Tonight, Butch, he gets the best in the house.

Tony's. Oh, that's it.

Trick? Trick!

Trimmed with ribbons?

Trusty has lost his sense of smell.

Trusty, I says,

Trusty, somebody's wearing a new collar.

Uh huh! A boy.

Uh huh.

Uh huh. It's a free sample.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh uh uh. Not so fast now, sonny...

Uh uh. Too closely related to humans.

Uh, please, lassie.

Uh... Uh...

Under the spell of true love...

Upstairs, in the baby's room!

Very well, ma'am.

Watch it now. Watch it!

Watch out! That dog's loose. Keep her away.

We haven't much time.

We must be firm from the very beginning.

We see less and less of those disturbing headlines?

We'd best go at once.

We'd better go through this place from A to Z.

We'll always be the best of friends.

We'll gladly throw the rascal out.

We'll just stir 'em up a bit.

We'll take care of him.

We've always enjoyed our afternoon romp together.

We've been after this one for months.

We've got enough here to take us halfway to China.

Wearin' the greatest honour man can bestow.

Well, a son of a gun!

Well, and I see you finally acquired a collar.

Well, as they put it, uh...

Well, buon giorno, Butch.

Well, here we are.

Well, I first noticed it

Well, I see nice homes

Well, now to dig up some breakfast.

Well, now, lassie,

Well, now...

Well, oh, gosh.

Well, thanks a lot.

Well, that should do it.

Well, that's what comes of tying yourself down to one family.

Well, they resemble humans.

Well, um...

Well, what do you know? It's Butch.

Well, what have we here? Oh...

Well, you take nothing but the best.

Well. Snob hill! Ha.

Wh...?

What a day!

What a dog!

What a dog.

What a perfectly beautiful little lady.

What you need is a log puller.

What's a baby?

What's a matter? Somebody's a makin' da April Fool...

What's the matter for you, Joe? I break a your face.

What's wrong, Jim? What is it?

What's wrong, Pige?

Where two dogs can find adventure and excitement.

Where two dogs can find adventure and excitement.

Who would not give left hind leg for such a knick knack.

Who's giving him a wish to shelter and protect.

Whoa, boy, whoa.

Why, everybody knows

Why, in all my days," I said, "I've never seen anyone as radiant."

Why, Miss Lady.

Why, Miss Lady.

Why, of course, darling. She'll be snug as a bug in a... uh oh.

Why, some of the finest people I ever tracked down

Why, they should've been up hours ago.

Why, yes, in several languages.

Why, you mangy mutt.

With no fence around it.

With yards and fences.

With you here to help her...

Yeah, and Trixie.

Yeah, but, uh...

Yeah. I'll bet they've got a lid on every trash can.

Yeah. Tell us about it, Peg.

Yeah. They scratch, pinch, pull ears...

Yes, dear.

Yes, I just don't know how we ever got along without her.

Yes, yes, I know.

You don't say?

You get the urge for a nice comfortable scratch,

You great loony!

You have a collar.

You know, darling, with Lady here,

You know, there's a little bit of bird dog in all of us, eh, Pige?

You merely slip this ring over the limb like this

You mind if I slip it on for size?

You see, lassie...

You see, Pige, when you're footloose and collar free,

You will not be permitted to play with it.

You won't believe this, dearie, but no matter how tight a jam he's in,

You?

You... You mean he's...

You... You...

You'll be welcome and appreciated, Miss Lady.

You're going to take a nap.

You're gonna pay. Ow!

You're too nice a girl to be in this place.

... and frightened. Oh, now, now.

♪ He's a rover ♪ Bum bum bum ruff

♪ He's a tramp ♪ Bum bum bum ruff

A rat! Where?

Aw, Jim. Hm? What?

But we shouldn't. I know.

But when he does... Yeah. I'm way ahead of ya.

But... Oh, Pigeon.

comes of a Tuesday. Of a Tuesday?

Gee, thanks. You're a bit of all right, chum.

Go? Yeah, big fella.

Good heavens. My baby.

He's a talkin' to me! OK, he's a talkin' to you.

He's not my dog. Oh, he's not, eh?

Here's your bones, Tony. OK, bones. Bones?

Hey, you! I beg your pardon.

How time does fly. Aye.

If somebody's been mistreatin' ya... Oh, no, Jock.

In number four. OK.

It wasn't my fault. Hmph.

It's morning. Yeah.

Jim Dear and Darling? Hush, lad.

Let me take your things. No, no, no, no.

Look, Peg, it's the tramp. Shh!

Oh, dear. Do not listen, lassie.

OK, Jock. Heather Lad of Glencairn to you!

OK, OK, get going. Hey! What's going on over there?

OK, Sandy. The name's Jock.

Open up your eyes. Open my eyes?

That bonnet. Isn't it just too adorable?

That dog! That dog?

That reminds me, who is Trixie? Trixie?

The sign says... Yeah, that's...

The Tramp? Now there's a bloke

The zoo? Sure.

They were? But that was before...

This is living, hey, kid! Is it?

Timber! Pigeon, look out!

Uh, frequently. Oh, yeah.

Unquote. Boris is a philosopher.

We don't want to hurt her feelings. Uh, yeah. Yeah.

Well, how's it work? Why, it's no work at all.

What do you suppose...? Say, what's going on here?

What is it, Jim? Aah! A rat!

Whatever her name is. Chiquita...

...day.

...find it possible to, uh...

...mongrel!

...swamp.

'Taint the cuttin' takes the time.

'Tis time you knew the truth, lassie.

"Miserable being must find more miserable being.

"Stop that racket. You'll wake the baby."

"This a one?"

♪ 'Cause everybody's smiling

♪ A beautiful day to make pizza

♪ A tail for me

♪ Act this way? ♪

♪ All the world is bright and joyful

♪ All the world is calm and peaceful

♪ And child of peace

♪ And I only hope he'll stay that way

♪ And I wish that I could travel his way

♪ And right to the place where I marked it

♪ And the heavens are right

♪ And the heavens are right

♪ And there's nothin' more to say

♪ And they call it... ♪

♪ And they haven't even noticed

♪ And we call it

♪ Be

♪ Bella notte

♪ Bella notte

♪ Bella notte

♪ Bella notte ♪

♪ Bella notte ♪

♪ Bella notte ♪

♪ Bum bum bum ruff

♪ But I wish that he were double

♪ But they love him

♪ Close your eyes

♪ For

♪ For this is the night

♪ For this is the night

♪ For this is the night

♪ For you

♪ For you

♪ Four steps straight and then to the left

♪ He gives you plenty of trouble

♪ He's a cad

♪ He's a good one

♪ He's a rounder

♪ He's a tramp

♪ He's a tramp

♪ Holy is the spirit of this night

♪ I guess he's just a no 'count pup

♪ I just can't understand

♪ I must find out today

♪ I'll sweep the stardust

♪ In a kind and wistful way

♪ It must be something grand

♪ It must be something wonderful

♪ It's a beautiful night

♪ It's a beautiful night

♪ La la loo

♪ Look at the skies

♪ Look at the skies

♪ Love unending

♪ Now we looking over our new domicile

♪ Of good will

♪ Of good will

♪ Of your loved one

♪ On this lovely

♪ On this lovely

♪ On this lovely

♪ On this lovely

♪ On this lovely bella notte

♪ On this lovely bella notte

♪ Peace

♪ Peace, my children

♪ Peace, my children

♪ Peace, my children

♪ Peace, my children

♪ Rock a bye baby on the treetop

♪ Side by side

♪ Side by side with your loved one

♪ Silent as a snowflake in the night

♪ Spirit of love

♪ Still ♪

♪ That I'm around today

♪ That shall not cease

♪ There will be a head for you

♪ They adore him

♪ They have stars in their eyes

♪ They have stars in their eyes

♪ This is the night

♪ This is the night

♪ This is the night

♪ To keep from falling like a star

♪ We are Siamese if you don't please

♪ We are Siamese if you please

♪ What is a baby?

♪ What is a baby?

♪ When he'll show up

♪ When the one you love is near

♪ When the one you love is near

♪ When you make that dizzy climb

♪ Where we finding baby there are milk nearby

♪ Wish that I could travel his way

♪ Wish that I could travel his way ♪

♪ With a bonnie, bonnie bone that I buried for me own

♪ Yes, even I have got it pretty bad

♪ You can never tell

♪ You'll find enchantment here

♪ You'll find enchantment here

♪ You'll need it about this time