A beacon to us all.
A low altitude funnel gunnel. I've seen it at the airport a hundred times.
A Lufthansa jumbo is in that space. What are you trying to do? Mate us?
A squeeze dick! You say.
A squeeze dick! You say.
A whole gaggle of them.
Aah! He missed that!
Aargh!
About what?
About what?
Acknowledge! Where are you?
Acknowledge! Where are you?
Again, we have some of the best skippers in Florida.
Again?
Ah ha.
Ah, that's fine. Ah, nice!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! You'll excuse me, I'm a dead man!
Ain't nothing to worry about. I'm going to be around her.
Ain't that a restaurant?
Albert, you octopus!
All right, all right, hard to lee!
All right, cleat it! Cleat it!
All right, contestants, let's see what's behind door number one.
All right, everybody, this is it, the run for the money! Prepare to jibe!
All right, go for it, boy!
All right, go for it, boy!
All right, here we go.
All right, I'll be right there.
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right! We want to take a look at them.
All right. What is this, one of those time sharing places?
All secure.
Amazing! I thought they were extinct.
American four one, reduce ten knots.
And a good bit of luck, too, to find the right sail to fit her mast.
And Gregg goes, "You smoke a cigarette. "
And Gregg's so funny.
And he's so nice.
And it is.
And lemon butter, shallots...
And live entertainment.
And my daughter.
And now, I'll sign the papers.
And that's the best money I ever spent.
And to my best friends, the Chesters.
And to the Barnacle, for all this fun. We've already won.
And turn right to 2 5 0.
And we'll win! Right, Admiral?
And what might your name be, me lass?
And you, November three four seven Golf...
And, in a couple of days, we'll all be having fun together.
Anybody home?
Archie, come on!
Archie, if that's you, I'll kill you.
Archie, what did you do? What's going on?
Archie, you stink!
Archie!
Archie! Archie!
Archie! It's OK, he's just barking, that's all.
Are these your shorts? Tut, tut, tut, tut, tut.
Are we in a wind pocket? Is it the funnel? Come on!
Are you crazy? He's a lifeguard! They're all sex maniacs.
Are you going to sleep all day?
As a favor to me?
As they ready for the start, we wish them all luck.
As true today as when I hung it there. Hoist the mainsail.
At this moment, the Barnacle appears to be a real threat to the Incisor!
Aw!
Aye, aye, Dad!
Aye! It's going to be a hell of a victory. We'll have won it without a sail!
Aye.
Aye.
Aye. Damn! With two more yards of sail we could have made it!
Barnacle, captained by Jack Chester, is the winner!
Besides, I just wanted to sit around and kill some flies.
Best 2 out of 3?
Big fart!
Boating accident.
Bobby, you're doing great! You're so good at this! All right, Bobby!
Boy! Here we go.
Breakfast with the family.
Bug off, buddy. I was here first.
But 50 per cent of the pant...
But Mom doesn't understand. She never cut classes.
But you will be.
Bye!
Bye!
Bye. What, no kiss?
Can I have an honest opinion?
Captain Al Pellet.
Check that turtle! Jibe ho! All right, let's get it down, Floyd, let's get it down!
Cinco Scully's Catches of the Day.
Come in, Arch.
Come in! Where are you? I should... Acknowledge, please!
Come in.
Come on through. I'm Joe Public, welcome to my beach.
Come on up on Daddy's shoulders. There you go! There's my girl.
Come on, Arch!
Come on, Dad!
Could I have a little room here, please?
Cover me.
Cut that out! Get out of here! That's our bike! Get off my bike!
Dad, get dressed. We're going out in a speedboat today!
Dad, she told me to do it!
Dad!
Dad...
Daddy, wait. I've got to get my stuff from the car.
Damn right!
Damn! I'm going to get that guy.
Didn't I tell you, "Removar all the food and the freezer?"
Didn't we just get back from Hawaii?
Didn't you hear me calling? I've been all over.
Do they look like real breasts to you?
Do up the jib halyard!
Do we have a bet?
Do you know what it's like to peak when you're 18 years old?
Do you want more ice?
Don got a divorce last year. Have a lovely day, darling! I love you!
Don't mock me, Sandy. It's the first time I've gone on one of these.
Don't run up those stairs.
Don't tell me that you can't find a sail!
Don't they teach those kids anything?
Don't worry, we'll have the last laugh.
Each of his gonads is screaming, "Me first!"
Ease off on the jib a bit.
Ease the pole forward 3 inches.
Enjoy.
Especially with today's cinemanatic progress. It's technologically impossible!
Ever so gentle.
Everything overboard.
Excuse me, little lady.
Excuse me, weren't we next?
Excuse me, why are you people going through here?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon. Pardon. Sorry.
Falling off. Stand by to trim.
Falling off. Stand by to trim.
Faster, Dad!
Forget it!
Found it.
Get out of here!
Get out of my chair! Go on, get out!
Get out, get out! Get off the phone!
Get out!
Get up there!
Get up!
Give me a chance to get the jib through the foresail.
Go on, but hurry up.
God's blood!
Good idea. You might have a visitor this summer and they have a dog.
Good shot.
Good to see you. What can I get you?
Good.
Goodbye.
Got him!
Got you!
Great!
Great!
Great. We live next door to lifeguards.
Gregg told me about this island with excellent shells. Can we go?
Grr...
Guess I can't go in the water all summer.
Hard to lee. We don't want to blow it at the first marker.
Have a g****. I think your blood sugar's low.
Have a little patience, dear. He does have a bad burn.
Have a nice summer.
Having lunch.
He always barks at people he likes. Come on, Arch!
He looks over, he sees me. He gets so frustrated, he misses...
He must really like you a lot. Archie, get your ass up here!
He put a hole in my boat! Look at it! Give me a hand with the hole here!
He thought I was going to say on me! Huh?
He tried to buy me out once.
He'll be sorely, sorely missed.
He's a judge! I value his opinion. Thank you.
He's a judge! I value his opinion. Thank you.
He's a squid stick!
He's combing the entire coast for it. He'll find it.
He's flying his pants, Al!
He's saying that we'll make our own luck, you dumb Swede.
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Here it comes.
Here it is, month of July, Jack Chester, that's moi.
Here we go!
Here, a graduation pin. A hook of your own from Scully's sailing school.
Here, ace, here's your raft.
Here's a sea ditty me mother taught me.
Hey, landlord!
Hey, look! Water! Dad, can we go swimming?
Hey, Sandy.
Hey, why don't you swim to me? Can you tread water with that hook?
Hey!
Hi, man, I need a grand sally, 50 foot high she be!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi. Jack Chester, I'm your neighbor. And you're?
Hi. Let's go.
Hoist the spinnaker after the marker.
Hoist, damn it! Move, move!
Hold on.
Honey, look at the view!
Honey! Can you come up here a minute?
How about drunk?
How do you shut it off? Equalizer...
How many more?
Huh, huh, hey...
Hurry up, come on! We are always late. Let's go!
I became a controller instead.
I call this craft Shotzie. It's nicknamed for my sweetheart.
I called a plumber. He might be here this afternoon.
I can feel her! Right, Pellet, I'm coming to get you! Out of my way!
I can't believe they're doing this! Just because of a fly!
I can't reach him. They say he's in intensive care.
I could swear that's the call
I did not hear that horn!
I do.
I don't know how many owners there are, but I rented it from Elwin Haskell.
I don't know... I used to sail when I was a kid, but I can't sail.
I don't want any complaints. Let's just sit down and enjoy ourselves.
I forgot my Noxzema.
I give you that. But not in a movie!
I got a kid in the boat! You should've moved!
I got the lotion and your towel. Please, let's hurry.
I guess you are.
I hate flies! I hate them. Filthy things! They do that, that's what they do.
I hate to bother you, I'm dying of thirst. Could I get a glass of water?
I have got a date for the regatta, too.
I just made some fresh lemonade. Why not come over and have some?
I know what we're having. Lobster!
I know. You must know a lot of ocean songs.
I like coffee! It picks me up.
I love you, Scully. I mean that. It's not the booze talking, either.
I love you.
I really don't know, but we need a lot of them!
I say again, descend to 15,000
I see several of them are drinking their coffee. Why not look at the menu?
I should've told him to boil the other egg.
I suppose this is your wife?
I think you says to me, "Don't move the food and the freezer!"
I told you I'd get you.
I told you this boat could fly!
I want to teach my son to sail. Is there another place we can rent one?
I want you and your family out by Saturday midnight,
I wanted to be a pilot, but with a family and responsibilities,
I wanted to be a stewardess, but Ed didn't want me away. So I do electrolysis.
I wanted to get a little color, you know.
I was on a starboard tack. I had the right of way! You city rat!
I win, I keep the cheque, we stay here two weeks rent free.
I wouldn't take this cheque from you if my children were starving.
I'd have given you any amount you wanted for that house!
I'd just like to say, it's a terrific place. My family's having a great time.
I'd like to propose a toast. To my new friends.
I'd take those over a power tool any day.
I'll be here.
I'll go to the grocery store. When you've finished, take the kids swimming.
I'll start packing.
I'll take it.
I'll take my son sailing!
I'm a great sailor!
I'm a sailor.
I'm at fault for not giving you that lesson.
I'm glad, too. Bobby wanted this blowing up. Can you finish it?
I'm going to get you for this, renter! I'm going to get you!
I'm going to head up a little higher.
I'm late again. This is going to look good.
I'm late now.
I'm next way down the line. I was just checking out my dinner... Sorry.
I'm not a baby. Mummy, make it go away. It hurts.
I'm not leaving! I don't care! I'm not leaving! I don't care!
I'm OK, as long as I don't have to make many turns.
I'm Sandy Chester. This is Laurie, Jennifer and Bobby.
I'm sure we'll have a table for you any moment.
I'm sure. Of course, I'm sure. I got lots to do today.
I'm sure. We'll take the 12 footer here.
I'm taking Laurie to nursery school. I'll be at the beach later.
I'm up.
I'm up. I'm up.
I'm... Yeah, right... Let me tack...
I've driven all day. We just get into town, wait in line for two hours...
I've forgotten something. What is it?
I've not said that! She'll sail, but it'll take work.
I've tried to tell you that, as a fighter, pound for pound,
Idiot! You put a hole in my boat!
If I get in there, you're a rug!
If there's any damage, send the bill to 415 Beach Lane, OK?
If you did contribute, the Lord will guarantee you a place in heaven.
Impose! What are neighbors for? Come on!
In layman's terms, how bad is she?
Is something wrong with your arms? Raise your drinks!
Is this your shirt? Is this your belt?
Isn't this nice? Listen to gas station attendants. They know where to eat.
It gives you heartburn and flattens your adrenals.
It looks like you're my renter now.
It really is very lovely. I hope the keys are in the mailbox.
It's a brochure. It's a postcard.
It's got balconies! Can I have a balcony room, please?
It's just kibble. Do you have a vacuum cleaner?
It's just Noxzema. You were moaning in your sleep about your sunburn.
It's not a dirty word in this business. As your friend, you need this rest.
It's OK, it's OK!
It's the best money I ever spent.
It's the filthiest version of you I've ever seen.
It's this darn cooler. The thing broke off again.
It's you, again! You hit my boat! You put a hole in my boat!
Jack, glad you could make it. I hate to do business here.
Jack, just suppose there was the slightest possibility you could win.
Jack, let's take your break.
Jack, nobody cares what you look like in a bathing suit.
Jack, that was our honeymoon.
Jack, you've done beautifully, but this old girl ain't got nothing else to give us.
Jack!
Jack!
Jack!
Jack!
Jack!
Jack?
Jeez, God! I thought the dog was the one supposed to go fetch.
Jeez!
Jeez! Archie! Archie!
Jesus said, "Don't talk to me when I'm talking to you"...
Jesus!
Jibe ho!
Just barking. Don't be afraid.
Just enjoy. I don't want to bother you. I'll join you later for Martinis.
Just got to find Mommy now.
Just move in? I'm Russ.
Just watching my kids.
Kidding.
Know something, Dumbo?
Last I heard, Savannah.
Last time you ate a whole bag you got sick. Come on, Arch.
Laurie, you forgot your lunch. I have those muffins you like.
Leave that.
Let's get in. Go on, Ma.
Let's go!
Lobsters?
Look at that! He's got that birdie. Unbelievable, Dick.
Look smart on the forward deck. Hard to lee. Coming about!
Look there! It's Captain Blackhawk and the SS Moveable Feast!
Look, I'll make you a deal. If your leg starts to hurt, I'll carry you.
Look, they got a piano.
Look!
Looks good.
Looks like it could be the longest of the foursome.
Loud, eh?
Love you, too!
Maintain at 17,000 and present heading 2 2 0.
Make time. You can't start your day without a good breakfast.
Make two copies for me.
Maybe better.
Maybe they're just taking them for a walk.
Me neither.
Mom, it's about to start!
Mom, they whistled at us. Don't look!
More on here.
Morning, Colonel.
Mr. Pellet, this is Jack Chester, the tenant.
My boy, Jimmy Cagney, will disintegrate your Sylvester Stallone!
My kids. You knew that already though. Of course you would.
My knee!
My name's Laurie, and where's your hand?
My table!
No need for those. What do you say, let's all have the lobster.
No point. Shit for brains!
No problem.
No, don't pinch. The beam reach is your fastest line.
No, don't throw off my balance.
No, I mean, do they look good? I just got them.
No, I'll watch. I don't want to get too wet my first day.
No, I'm putting all my suffering into one day. I don't mind unloading bags.
No, we got the right of way. Let him move.
No! Watch it!
Nobody tells me I can't sit. Sit when I want to.
Nobody, silly! I just recently had them enlarged.
Not bad.
Nothing like the sea to lift your spirits and put a song in your heart.
Now all you have to do is find Citrus Cove.
Now, Monty Ewing, the rookie with a chance to make his name on the tour.
Now, we will have a table for you in 20 minutes.
Number two eight two seven. The Barnacle?
Of course!
Of the red beaked, seersuckered, summer renter.
Oh, God! I'm not built for this.
Oh, great! The husband's coming and I blow a leg!
Oh, I see.
Oh, I'll feel that in the morning!
Oh, my! Hal is a friend. It's two storeys, it's redwood...
Oh, no! I can't believe it. I forgot my wallet. I can't believe it.
Oh, no.
Oh, perfect!
Oh, right, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah! Boy, those are so lifelike, it's ridiculous!
Oh!
Oh! Couldn't you do that outside?
Oh! Oh! Oh!
OK, count them up.
OK, fine. Bye.
OK, I will!
OK, kids, upstairs. Let's go.
OK, OK! Next stop, Citrus Cove, Florida.
OK, sweetheart, get down. Am I glad to be here!
OK! Sit here for a second, sweetie.
OK.
One would be nice.
Only the wallpaper, but we can get some on the road.
Open it! Open this damn door!
Or I'm going to toss you out personally.
Otherwise, they won't respond like ladies.
Out of my popcorn, you dirty...
Ow! Oh! Gee!
Ow! Oh! OK, OK.
Ow! Ooh, ooh, hah, hah!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Oyster crackers. Good, that should be the last of it.
Painted yourself in a corner?
Pan Am three, disregard.
Pants! Al!
Pants? I got beat by a restaurant wearing pants!
Party's over! Get out of my house! Get out of my house!
Pass the milk, please?
Pejoratively referred to as barnacle. She was a fast lady in her day.
Pellet!
Popcorn?
Prepare for the downwind run! Cortez, drop the jib!
Prepare to jibe!
Pull this rope, the sail comes towards you, and you're sailing.
Ready, son? Here we go! All right! Hey, I got it going!
Relax! They're beautiful. They look right and feel right.
Relax. Control's the thing.
Remember, always gentle on the tiller.
Rise and shine, everybody! We're here!
Roger!
Same thing.
Sandy, did you hear that?
Scully, take the wheel!
See that one on the left? He was cute!
See the one where Papa Smurf smashed the shit out of a guy with a red hat?
See? I heard that! Don't tell me I don't listen to you!
She wants you to dance, sonny boy. You got to follow her lead.
She'll make you rich or feed you to the fishes.
She's fine. It'll give her more character.
She's insecure. Last night, she showed them to a clerk at 7 Eleven.
Shit! Shoot, I mean!
Show us what you got. And Stan, no arguments.
Slug up the foreguy.
So that's it? We have to go home in four days?
So, go to Tampa, then!
So, he didn't show up. He's still going to cough up that dough.
So, how is everybody? Good. You look good. You do.
So, if I win, we get to stay here two more weeks for free! What do you think?
So, we're going to stay out here until you become one.
So, you were a sailor, Mr. Scully!
Somebody's at the door. See who it is.
Son of a bitch, why don't you come back and try that again? Moron!
Sorry about that. It's just sand, it's fine.
Sorry I wrecked your boat. Let me pay for it.
Sorry, I thought I was going to your office. I didn't know. I feel like an idiot.
Sorry! Just iced water. Just iced water.
Sorry. Excuse me. You're next. I'm not next. I was just...
Sure! For you, the TV clears up!
Sure.
Sure. Where?
Swimming? Gee, I forgot my bathing suit!
Take a look at it again in slow motion. Look at this, Bill.
Take off your hat and wave.
Take the bearing on that last craft.
Take what you can get. Going once... twice...
Tell you what, hold the spaghetti, throw in another egg and I'll eat it in the car.
Thank God for my bad Spanish!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
That better be the new jenny. Yes, it is.
That sure is a gorgeous boat, isn't it? Too bad a big fart like that owns it.
That's a deal! They're fun for the whole family. I've got to tell my wife.
That's a fine choice. You're your own ballast in that vessel.
That's a good base.
That's a good base. You got to do these things in stages.
That's cute.
That's easy for you to say. But what do we do about it, Angus?
That's for the last two weeks' rent.
That's good. Puts a little sport into it. Come on. Here we go.
That's how she got here, remember?
That's it! How could I be so stupid?
That's just it.
That's right, bring her about. Take your time, boy! She's a lady.
The apparent and the true winds are different. Watch the telltales!
The Barnacle's gaining.
The boat to beat, as ever, is the Incisor, skippered by Citrus Cove's Al Pellet,
The doctor said you'd only be off your feet two days.
The guy who lent us money. He invited us out on his cabin cruiser. Feel like it?
The landlord should pay.
The new owner knew the principals would be here to wrap it up.
The same guy's in all the pictures.
The sand!
The sea is a wondrous, mysterious, dangerous lady.
The smaller craft has the right of way.
The Three Bears! Who are you?
There he is, Captain Al Pellet.
There they are, just like the old man said. All right, let's go! Come on!
There you go.
There'll be five of us tonight.
There's a pivotal point that escapes me. You don't have a boat.
There's Gregg and Don! Gregg!
There's Gregg and Don! Gregg!
There's one.
There's the boat. The guy at the gas station said the food's great.
There's the touch! There's the roll! And oh, my!
They cost $2,000!
They know who I am by now. Stupid thing!
They were so good. I'll have another beer. They're filling, aren't they?
They're all rented for the next two weeks. Everyone's practicing for the regatta.
They're just talking.
They're perfect!
They're perfect! Tell her they're perfect!
Think so?
This could be the one.
This dinner...
This house is 415 Beach...
This is excellent. It's a nice little... Come on, Archie, let's go. Come on.
This is great. I'm bleeding. Is that how you lost your hand?
This is great. Nice way to start the day.
This is the life.
This is too slow. What I need for this is a power saw attachment.
This is your table?
This is your table.
This must be yours.
This old girl's got the straight away power.
This should do it. Ow!
This thing must be pretty good for $80.
Tough choice, isn't it?
Traitor!
Trim her in!
Trim the backsail! Come on, hustle! Ease the after guy a little!
Trim the main! They're gaining! Trim it when I tell you, trim it!
Trying to watch The Smurfs?
Tuck your shirt in, Floyd!
United three o.
United three two, turn right, heading 1 7 0.
Veer off to starboard, Al. That skiff looks close.
Wait a minute...
Want an orange? A juice or something?
Watch it, Fats!
Watch out, Dad! We're heading straight toward him!
Watch your language. Where do you learn that?
Watch your toes, Mother Teresa.
We can beat them! Here's the finish line!
We can handle that.
We can't! I have a date with Gregg to go to the regatta!
We did it!
We did it!
We name vessels after women to remind us to treat them gently, like ladies.
We thought we'd give you a hand. Is it all right?
We want to help you fix the Barnacle.
We'll be home early!
We'll give you the doctor's number. Take care.
We'll miss the beginning!
We're closing on the scurvy bastard! Hold her steady!
We're gaining on him!
We're going dancing.
We're next. Sit next.
We're not closing.
We're right on the water! Wow!
We're so close! Keep it up, Dad!
We've made a decision.
Welcome to the 12th Annual Citrus Cove Regatta.
Well, go get it!
Well, I guess I won't drown.
Well, I guess... this goes to you, then.
Well, what do you make of my girl?
Weren't you listening? It's like you don't even hear us now.
What a shame! We'll find other things to do. Want to build a sandcastle?
What about a big one like this?
What am I supposed to do? Wait here all day?
What are these things for? I've been here ten years.
What do you think of these? Well, what do you think?
What do you want?
What is it?
What is it? What, are we dragging something? What is it?
What is this? What is this?
What the heck.
What?
When I get through with you, you'll be as good a sailor as I ever was.
When it didn't work, he got tough. Tried to deport Cortez.
When you were in school, did you ever cut class?
When you're done with it, I'm at 415 Beach Lane. Beach Road! Carry on!
Where are we going? I'm starving.
Where are you?
Where do you think you're going? This isn't a nude beach.
Where the hell are you?
Where? Hello, me buccaneers. Me name's Scully.
Where's Angus with that sail? There's only two shopping days left.
Where's Scully?
Whew!
Who do you think you are? Lolita?
Who had them before you?
Whoah!
Whoo!
Why are you doing that?
Why aren't you packing?
Why not empty the U Haul tomorrow?
Why? Where's Angus?
Will there be weeping and gnashing of teeth, or?
Winner of this event for the last seven consecutive years.
Wonderful.
Would the crew of the Barnacle please raise your drinks?
Would you like to learn to sail? Really to sail?
Would you part the waves and let my party through, please?
Wouldn't you like the Reverend Archie's personally edited Bible in your home?
Yeah, I made it for you, Dad! Breakfast is my class project.
Yeah, it's probably better for me.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, the big fart!
Yeah?
Yeah? Why don't you tell that to Bobby?
Yeah.
Yeah. Come aboard.
Yeah. Hey, this might be fun.
Yeah. How do they look?
Yeah. Most kids cut classes.
Yes, I do.
Yes, it is.
Yes, the Barnacle.
You are not cracking up. You just need a rest.
You are. Your table should be ready very shortly, sir.
You can release your sheet a little faster, you know.
You can't control her. You've got to give yourself to her.
You couldn't beat my dinghy.
You descend and maintain 12,000. Pan Am three, descend to 15,000.
You didn't have to do this.
You don't want to eat here. I just found rats in the back.
You fooled me!
You get a free lesson with each rental. Yorku, I'll take them out.
You have an ice cube for this?
You have good vision? You have to in your business, right?
You just got into town? Well, I've been in town for 30 years.
You know, you and I have so much in common.
You mean, we're crew? We can race with you?
You rented... May I see your receipt?
You should have been. I was. I was a little scared there.
You shouldn't cook on the beach. It's illegal. I think. Sandy?
You shouldn't have rammed him, but sunk the bastard!
You smell so good. It's the Noxzema.
You stop, or I'll shoot! Jack!
You took away my family's vacation. I'm going to take something from you.
You understand that?
You want to see my receipt?
You want to see that one?
You wet their bed.
You win, keep the cheque, we go home.
You, out!
You're an air controller. If you think you'll control the sea like a 747, I fear for you.
You're being too hard on yourself. You haven't played volleyball for years.
You're being too hard on yourself. You haven't played volleyball for years.
You're even stupider than you look.
You're not at fault. I am! I'm the one who said I could sail. I can't sail.
You're still a non smoker, aren't you?
You're supposed to put it in cold water after you boil them.
You're worried, are you? Good, that's the proper attitude.
You're wrong! You're wrong!
Your bone. You get it.
Your brother was a great man, Floyd.
Your hands and my height, we'll destroy them!
Your nose would show up on satellite. Want me to drive?
Yours should be the very next table.
30 years! Every summer, you renters think you can take over the town.
413...
415 Beach Road, $2,000!
415! This is it.
$2,000 a set? For both.
A ha! Yes, I do! You do?
A place called the Yachthouse. It has fresh seafood.
A while yet. I got mints and toothpicks. Can I take some home for Archie?
All got your seat belts on? Dad!
All right, I win. Big winner there, Scull man!
All right! Can't wait to swim in the ocean.
All right! Here we go!
All right! Yeah!
All right. How's this?
All right. Can you hold these for me? Yeah, sure.
An ugly old pirate! Oh, really?
Are you going to be long? Wait, this is important...
Are you ready, mister? Yeah, we're ready. Let's go!
Aye, I heard him. Sorry.
Aye, sure. Thanks a lot.
Bananas? A little.
Be of good cheer, Angus is here! Angus!
Beach Lane. Good navigating, honey. Thank you.
Bobby, knock it off. OK.
Bobby, move! I'm trying! These are heavy.
Bobby, throw long. Go!
Boil them! Wait a minute, pal...
Bravo. Bravo.
But I love this house. I know.
Bye! Bye! I don't want to push it, you know.
Can I play in the basement with Yorku? If it's OK with Yorku.
Can we go home now? You said you wanted to be a sailor.
Can't win them all. But you'd like to win one, wouldn't you?
Can't you see we're in a funnel gunnel? Ah, you lovely sally!
Canalla! Called the Barnacle a garbage scow!
Cheers! All right!
Come on, Arch. Come on, Arch.
Come on, Dad, we're going to beat him! Attaway, Dad!
Dad, there's a boat in front of us! I see it! It's OK. Let's make a turn.
Daddy, can I drive? Yeah, sure. Why not?
Daddy, did you win? We won, baby! Your daddy won!
Daddy, I have to pee. Now I know what I forgot.
Daddy! Just being a dad, that's all.
Damn! What's going on? What's happening?
Dan Gardner, the owner of this house. Well, look, Dan.
Did you have a nice sail? Fine.
Didn't I see that on your restroom wall? Yes!
Do you have any more oyster crackers? You ate them all!
Does it hurt? I suppose it would if I let it.
Don Gufferson now, his first shot at 17.
Don't worry, it's dead. Bobby, I told you not to do that.
Eat our waves! We're catching the big fart!
Enough! Just get it out of here. Dad, you're kind of red.
Everything out! We got hundreds of pounds of ballast!
Excuse me, you rent sailboats here? We sure do.
Excuse me. How does it look?
Excuse me. Ow!
Floor it! Go, Dad, go!
Freeze! No! Take what you want.
Get out of here! Sure. You can have that if you want.
Get the hell out of here now. You go. I'm trying to watch The Smurfs.
Go away, I'm late. What's in the cup?
Good morning, Dad. Morning, Jennifer.
Good. Sign this. Get your mother to sign it. I'm late.
Great. I'm starving.
Have we fetched the second marker? Not yet. Damn! They're losing us!
He has a 32 foot putt for the birdie. This green has taxed the pros today.
He'll knock his block off! In a street fight, maybe.
He's over there. That's what I says.
He's won seven years straight. Guess he's good.
Head her up a bit higher. Heading up a bit higher.
Help yourself. Thanks a million.
Herbal tea. Liar. Give it to me.
Here it is. Dry rot. I got a thing for that here.
Here we go! All right!
Here. Thank you.
