Put Your Weed in It - SNL Edit

Actually, I'm looking for a gift for my mother. Is there anything in here that doesn't involve weed?

Ah.

Alright, but don't bother checking the store! Because there's no weed in that, and there's no weed in that, and there's no weed in that!

Don't bother checking the back of the store no wee ee eed!

Hey, may I help you?

Hey. Is that your Volkswagon van parked out front?

I just wanted to tell you that you left your lights on. I turned them off for you.

Look, man, there's nothing in here that you could put weed into!

No problem.

No problem.

Oh, it's from Borneo. It's for a Zuluesque puberty ritual. It symbolizes the journey into adulthood.

Oh, that's from New Guinea. It's a ceremonial spirit box.

Oh, this is great! You put your weed in here! Awesome.

Oh. Thank you.

Okay, maybe there's some things in here that you put tobacco into, or incense or spices into, but definitely not weed!

Okay. I guess, if this opened up, you could put weed in it, but I can't get it open. [ Cop opens it ] It's not like there's weed in there!

Really?

So, this has actually been used in puberty rituals?

Thanks.

That'd be cool, she has a lot of plants. That might be good.

This is a Javanese rain stick. Yeah, it's for a fertility dance. You can put it in your apartment and hang a plant from it.

This is neat, is this from South America?

Weed.

Well, you can talk about it down at the station.

What do they use it for?

What the hell are you talking about?

Where's this from?

Wow, that's cool. What do you do with it?

Wow.. that'd be great, she might like something like that.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Yeah. And you can put your weed in here!

Yeah. This is kind of neat, what is it?

You bet. That's a Yanamano ancestral rattle from Brazil. It's carved from deer bone, they only make one every seven years, it's really rare.

You know what I'd do if I bought it? I'd put my weed in there! Right in there. [ puts it down ] Oh, wait.. I've got something else.

You put your weed in here!

You sure she doesn't like weed?

You're under arrest!

[ Cop enters the shop ]

[ holding artifact ] Hey, uh, excuse me..

[ holds up the weed ] What is this?

[ thinks ] Well.. you can give her this. [ pulls out drum ] It's a Senegalese talking drum. Only the Head Shayman of Senegal is allowed to use it.