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200 Cigarettes (1999)

200 Cigarettes (1999)

200 Cigarettes (1999) is a film set in New York City on New Year's Eve in 1981. The movie follows a group of interconnected characters as they navigate the complexities of love, relationships, and parties. The star-studded cast includes Ben Affleck, Casey Affleck, Kate Hudson, Courtney Love, Christina Ricci, and Paul Rudd, among others. The film's soundtrack perfectly captures the essence of the era, featuring artists like Blondie, Elvis Costello, The Cars, and more. To relive the vibrant sounds of the '80s, you can play and download these iconic tunes here.

A and where in the hell is Ronkokomano?
A fuckin' Encyclopedia Britannica?
A little booty.
A little love,
A little love,
A lot more than Ellie.
A lot older last night.
A pretty unusual evening.
A woman falls in love with you
A... A stanky, little ho maybe,
Aah, aah, oh, God.
Aah!
Aah!
About how nice I was.
About how we're gonna meet this band
About how you and Jack were sleeping with each other
About last night being your first time and everything.
About real estate all night?
About the crab dip,
About these guys,
About us ditching him and all that.
Absolutely. Sure.
After I put the cab up, I mean.
After something like that.
After the next when he could be with...
Ah choo!
Ah, it's Ellie.
Ah, that's really good.
Ah! It sucked?
All consuming right now,
All goddamn night.
All right, come on, let's go.
All right, look. We'll go in here,
All right, this is what you're gonna do.
All right, you probably think it's really jerky, huh?
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Here you go.
All right. Well, I'm leaving.
All: Five... four...
Almost 8:30.
Almost having fun,
Also...
Always is, baby.
Always reminds me
And bam,
And bringing them back from the dead.
And celebrate our strength together.
And choked to death
And courtesy and manners are what women know.
And don't worry about me,
And everybody hates me.
And everybody hates me.
And everything. Uh, Potsy.
And feelings and all that vague ambiguous bullshit!
And give him the address.
And he was kind of nice, you know?
And here go my man right here.
And I got what I was looking for,
And I realized
And I saw him there...
And I saw your face,
And I think it's natural
And I think the whole thing stinks.
And I told you.
And I wanted to be with her,
And I'll show you who's adequate, honey.
And I'm just wondering, I mean,
And I'm not letting him push me into
And I'm not one to call women ugly,
And I've never done anything like that before,
And it got canceled.
And it looks like he found what he wanted,
And it sucks.
And Jack, of course.
And l, you know,
And making trivial performance art
And next thing I know,
And nobody shows up.
And now you tell me it can't be helped.
And now you're throwing yourself at her?
And one guest... one guest... who spent the entire evening
And personally, I think he's right.
And plus, I've never really done
And realized you can't have sex with me?
And still look like a vestal virgin.
And tell them we're meeting them early, all right?
And the whole time I'm sitting over there,
And the woman is so willing
And then in June,
And then it's like...
And then they dump you.
And then we'll go to the party later, together.
And then you turn your back for 24 hours
And there he is, making out with another woman!
And they sound logical at first,
And they want you to come over
And think about them.
And watched them eat dinner
And we'll go to the party. OK? Come on.
And we're going to have fun,
And we're not together...
And what kind of woman are you anyway,
And who do I have to blame? I have myself to blame
And who would possibly like me the way I am?
And you are a strong woman.
And you go into a public restroom,
And you have no career.
And you just r...
And you know what?
And you think that's a curse?
And you, with your sordid little agenda.
And you, you just throw it away
And you'll whine, and you'll bitch,
And you're gonna blame me.
And, uh, have loveless New Year's sex
And, uh, move that truck for me?
And, uh, take this opportunity to introduce ourselves.
And, uh... hey, man, he has no manners.
And... And it's all bullshit.
And... just... do it.
Any interesting guy walks through that door,
Any interesting guys here tonight?
Anyway, I think it's time to quit smoking.
Anyway, one night I went to a restaurant,
Anyway, Twain was the smooth one.
Apart from tonight.
Apparently not everyone.
Are going to be so jealous.
Are they cute?
Are you breaking up with me?
Are you crazy?
Are you hungry?
Are you kidding? We're not almost there.
Are you kidding? We're not almost there.
Are you offering yourself to me?
Are you sure?
Are you telling me we're stranded here for the night?
Are you...
Around the party. It was real weird.
As a matter of fact, I've ne...
As anybody else.
Asking around for the recipe.
At least they showed up,
At least they showed up,
At my house? Playing at my party?
At my house...
At my house...
At this gallery and it's kind of
Baby actually left.
Baby, come here for a second.
Baby? Baby?
Bartender: Happy New Year.
Bartender: This is where it is.
Be careful on the ice.
Because I think I'd really like to get out of here.
Because I think you're lucky.
Because I thought we were really hitting if off there
Because I've dated enough narcissistically neurotic men
Because if you really, really want to fuck,
Because it's too uncool to be prompt?
Because this is breaking me, Eric.
Because this is like the worst night of my life, OK?
Because we can spend every weekend together,
Because we're just friends,
Because you were the worst lover
Because you're clearly stunted in some way physically.
Because you're the one that has to live with this.
Because, Jack, I really think you're the most...
Before everybody else, so...
Before I get out and play the market full time.
Before last night,
Before my next show.
Before somebody kills me, all right?
Begging for mercy.
Believe me, he's not an artist.
Beverages. Beer.
Big New Year's Eve date thing.
Bitch from hell,
Bridget: Hello.
Bridget: Really.
Bridget: That was a total waste of time.
Bridget: You mean you're not an artist?
Bridget: You think this is too mean ditching him this way?
But at least Eric will be there.
But at least he has a gallery.
But dig this, right?
But he called this morning, so...
But here,
But I keep thinking about what you said earlier
But I like a lot of people. See?
But I think this woman was,
But I'm going to tell you this,
But I'm just trying to get the fuck home
But most of all, I'm sorry
But never a slut.
But now it turns out he's alive!
But that don't mean much.
But the last train for Ronkonkoma
But then the next day, it's...
But this is my life. You don't understand.
But tomorrow, it's going to be another story.
But totally honest with each other.
But what's with the cowboy shirt and the gladiator hair?
But why me? I mean, we hardly knew each other.
But you just got here.
But, baby!
But, if I have time, you know.
But... No, that's... that's not our deal.
By comparison.
By people's motivations.
By relating to their cigarettes
By the way,
By your creativity.
Cabbie: All right, let's get this party rollin', baby!
Cabbie: Although I went
Cabbie: Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Caitlyn, I know a girl who went home alone on New Year's Eve.
Caitlyn, I'm warning you,
Caitlyn, your skirt's been over your head for hours.
Caitlyn: Please, the law school thing is bad enough,
Caitlyn. Call me.
Calling me again."
Camping.
Camping.
Can I get some penis over here?
Can I just say something?
Can you just get the car to move?
Can you tell I'm a professional?
Castrating,
Cheers.
Cindy, wait.
Cindy!
Cindy!
Come on, don't do this, Cindy.
Come on, like you feel it. Come on, baby.
Come on, mama... live!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. I know this great little Indian place nearby.
Come on. You don't know that's going to happen.
Come out.
Coming from the back seat.
Coming to terms with his sexual problems, OK?
Coming!
Congratulations.
Could you come out of there now?
Damages the plush interior of my cab, right?
Damn, baby.
Dave, I'll catch up with you later.
Deep thing. ? Tain't no big thing?
Desperate? You could stand there naked
Did you ever think
Did you know that cigarettes
Did you say D, D like dog?
Disappeared?
Disappeared.
Do you believe him going on
Do you believe him?
Do you believe this place?
Do you guys like to dance,
Do you have a light?
Do you see what I'm saying?
Do you think 6 months is a long time
Do you think she's right about no one showing up?
Do you think that would work?
Do you understand me? This party is breaking me.
Do you wanna make slow, passionate love,
Do you wanna stop or not?
Do you want to go to the party?
Does he got any money on him?
Does your cousin know any guys?
Doesn't even know I'm alive.
Doesn't work out...
Don't even start.
Don't sell yourself short, sir.
Don't try to make me feel sorry for you.
Don't yell at me, Kevin.
Don't you think?
Don't. Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Don't. Wait, where you going?
Drag me back into this skank pit.
Drawing a blank.
Drinking, fighting, loving the ladies?
Eating dinner.
Ellie: Kevin?
Ellie.
Elvis Costello?
Elvis Costello...
Elvis something?
Elvis?
Emasculating women.
End of story.
Ends up breaking up with me.
Enjoy. Enjoy.
Eric, hi. Happy New...
Eric, Jesus, Eric...
Eric, look, some things just can't be helped, you know?
Eric, right. Hi.
Eric, we are standing here with one hostess
Eric, you're hurting my skin.
Eric: For some reason,
Eric: l... I was flabbergasted.
Eric: Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Eric: Oh, yeah. That's good.
Eric? Who's Eric?
Especially as pretty as you are,
Even if it means we get jinxed
Even if you smell like dog shit.
Even when you go to a party,
Every single woman I go out with
Everybody came and I missed it.
Everybody got what they was looking for,
Everyone's depressed on New Year's Eve.
Eww!
Eww!
Eww!
Eww.
Excuse me?
Excuse me. I'm an artist.
Falls in love with you or something?
Finding the right girl and everything.
Fine.
Fine.
Fine.
First they had a little finger food,
First, first. Like I was the first guy
For a while.
For a... for a hardened professional.
For breakfast.
For Christ's sake,
For dinner tonight.
For my cousin's party.
For reasons I can't explain right now,
For somebody to tell them
For the superior woman that you are.
For the whole year?
For yourself, huh?
Forget it.
From where I'm standing,
From which to suck the life blood out of me
Fuck me.
Fuck you!
Fucking...
Gangway, please.
Get in this cab. Destiny awaits.
Get this car to just move?
Getting picked up by some bartender.
Give him my regards.
Given that it's the worst possible thing
Go back to the coffee shop
Go to some stupid party, pretend to be happy,
Go to the party with me.
God, oh, you must be freezing.
God, Stephie, please.
God.
Goddamn it.
Good bye, Jack.
Good dog.
Good dog.
Good to see you, too, Cheryl.
Great party.
Great, Jack.
Great.
Great.
Great. OK... Ha ha...
Great. Wanna share a cab?
Guests!
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha. Yeah.
Ha ha!
Ha ha.
Ha ha. I know.
Hang out for the rinse cycle or something?
Hap... Hap... Happy New Year. Hi.
Happy birthday!
Happy fucking New Year!
Happy New Year!
Have you ever heard such a pile of shit?
Have you ever thought to look
Have you once even ever considered having sex with me?
Having sex with people
He ain't conscious.
He does all these big abstract paintings with the, um...
He got 2 girls,
He has ceased refilling the peanut bowl.
He is dreamy, sex bomb cute.
He isn't seeing anyone?
He kept dragging a dead girl
He takes me to his gallery today
He was going on and on
He wasn't so bad.
He's a famous necrophiliac
He's all yours.
He's bad in bed?
He's French Canadian.
He's going to be right back.
He's gotta be depressed
He's in the bathroom.
He's not your bartender.
He's our bartender.
He's really bad in bed.
He's rolling with big girl,
He's saying we shouldn't fight
Heh, anyway, l... I ended up going home with him,
Hello, Kevin.
Her and about a million other people.
Her? We're just friends. You remember Lucy.
Here it is.
Here we go. Whoop...
Here you go, baby.
Here you go.
Here, drink some water.
Here.
Hey, baby.
Hey, could we get some beers over here?
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, how are you? I'm not dead.
Hey, Luce...
Hey, man, you smell dog shit?
Hey, man...
Hey, pal, did you see, uh...
Hey, there's no money in here.
Hey, you OK over there?
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Man!
Hey. Aah!
Hey. So are you totally hung over?
Hey... knock it off.
Hi, I'm Hillary.
Hi.
Hi. I'm Stephie.
Hi. This must be it, huh?
Hi. Uh...
Hillary, Jesus, we only broke up 6 months ago.
Hillary, listen.
Hillary, you should come down to the studio
Hillary: Do you mean to tell me
Hold on. We're almost there.
How about some food? You want some food?
How could I have been so stupid?
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
How long ago?
How long have we known each other?
How many times I gotta tell you?
How?
Huh. And then...
I always thought, it could've been me.
I been there once before.
I believe you.
I bet I know.
I bet that Cheryl person hates you, too.
I bet you don't.
I bet your cousin isn't even having a party.
I bought them for you, remember?
I brought you some matches.
I can get into that shit.
I can't believe how drunk I am.
I can't believe I almost went home earlier.
I can't believe I was stupid enough
I can't believe I'm letting you
I can't believe it.
I can't believe that you are so hard up
I can't believe this.
I can't believe you don't remember my name.
I can't believe you let him French you.
I can't do this.
I can't even tell you how many men I've fucked.
I can't go on forever
I can't speak for Bridget or any of the others...
I can't take it anymore.
I can't take it!
I can't.
I can't. I can't go on.
I could've told him that.
I couldn't... I couldn't even make a list anymore.
I dare you to fuck me.
I dare you.
I dare you.
I deserve an explanation.
I did.
I didn't want to have to tell you this
I do?
I don't believe I recall an Eric.
I don't believe this!
I don't believe this.
I don't believe you.
I don't have her number.
I don't have to prove anything.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know why I'm telling you all this.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Do you?
I don't know. Lots of reasons probably.
I don't know. Maybe she went to a party or something.
I don't know. Three weeks ago, a month.
I don't think it's too jerky.
I don't think you're a slut.
I don't think you're attracted to half the men you sleep with.
I don't wanna force you to drink against your will.
I don't wanna look desperate.
I ever had in my life.
I feel it in my gut!
I forgot my key.
I got makeup and shit in there.
I got pictures. Look here.
I got pictures. Look here.
I got to go.
I got to meet this guy Tony
I got you some flowers.
I got your coat, your gloves.
I got your, uh, drink.
I gotta find a phone, don't I?
I guess I do.
I guess I was afraid you were going to think
I had no Afro back then,
I hate abstract.
I hate Christmas.
I hate getting to a party
I hate the way they're all bunched together.
I hate you motherfuckers.
I have a right to know
I have a right to know.
I have never slept with Jack.
I just can't, all right?
I just left a message on your machine
I just love your flowers.
I just started working
I just think you're so...
I just thought if this thing with the bartender...
I just thought maybe, you know, I was falling in...
I just wanted everything to be perfect.
I just wanted to get it over with.
I just... I just said. Cheryl, right?
I knew we should've left him behind.
I know it's not much,
I know, but I wasn't coming back before.
I know. I look terrible.
I like a strong woman.
I like weird guys.
I love the East Village. It is so cool.
I love you.
I made the crab dip myself.
I mean about no one showing up.
I mean,
I mean, a person can make progress, you know.
I mean, all the cool people live here!
I mean, ever since you found out I was a virgin
I mean, he was really nice
I mean, I don't mean I'm with him
I mean, I don't think that you need
I mean, I see big things in his future,
I mean, I... I think I'm in love with you.
I mean, I'm only human, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm standing here in a basement
I mean, it felt like she really liked me,
I mean, just because of...
I mean, look, so what, you ate a chili.
I mean, nothing's good enough for you.
I mean, she's just like this little girl,
I mean, Stephie,
I mean, that's something.
I mean, that's something.
I mean, the dimensions that we're speaking of,
I mean, there are some people
I mean, there's techniques you can learn
I mean, we're not talking physical oddity here, right?
I mean, why is that, Monica?
I mean, you know, maybe this is...
I mean... I'm gonna be there.
I meet someone, we go home together,
I met him, got his autograph
I need you to come out of the bathroom.
I never really did it at all.
I never said I was nice.
I picked up a little bit of a knack for the thing
I recognize your shoes.
I refuse to buy into the desperation
I said thank you. That's courtesy.
I said, I wish that that was me.
I slept on the sofa,
I suppose now you want him
I think I'm falling in love with you.
I think I'm finally
I think it makes sense.
I think it's you.
I think that bartender likes you.
I think there's gonna be a lot of people there.
I think we should do it.
I think you'll feel a little better
I think you're blaming me for being bad in bed
I thought everything was fine.
I thought it was okra.
I thought we were getting out of here already.
I thought you said you wanted a drink!
I thought you were giving that package to your friend.
I told you we should've left him behind.
I wanted to, like, I wanted to get near her,
I was contemplating using the bathroom, asshole.
I was curious.
I was like... whoa! This is the one!
I was some kind of freak or something.
I will. Fuck you!
I won't be serving Mai Tais my whole life.
I would have gone home with anybody last night.
I wouldn't go to that party with you
I'll be back later.
I'll be OK.
I'll be right back.
I'll be... fine.
I'll know it if I see it.
I'll tell you.
I'll usher them right over to you.
I'm a little intoxicated.
I'm all right. You OK?
I'm coming.
I'm fine.
I'm from Jersey.
I'm fucked up? I mean,
I'm getting out of here.
I'm going home.
I'm going home.
I'm going to the party.
I'm going to the train station
I'm gonna have you on your hands and knees
I'm gonna invite him to this party.
I'm gonna prove you wrong. That's right.
I'm hanging on by a thread.
I'm happy to hear it.
I'm having fun right here.
I'm just fine.
I'm kind of nervous. Can you tell?
I'm never gonna forgive you for this, Lucy.
I'm not a vain person.
I'm not finding a wallet here.
I'm not moving from this corner.
I'm not speaking to you, Jack.
I'm not telling no one.
I'm pretty sure I remember this block.
I'm really bad at this.
I'm sensing a real reluctance on your part
I'm serious, Val. I knew a girl...
I'm serious.
I'm serious. I think we should
I'm so glad we decided to go home alone.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I don't know what to say.
I'm staying at his place.
I'm staying there until I find a new apartment.
I'm still in love with my old boyfriend.
I'm stunned. This has never happened to me before.
I'm stupid.
I'm surprised it hasn't happened by accident,
I'm talking about you.
I'm the worst lover you ever had.
I'm totally afraid.
I'm willing to make for our friendship.
I'm with someone.
I'm... I'm really sure.
I've been working out.
I've dated this year,
I've ever been on a date with 2 girls.
I've got a date.
I've never got a straight answer
I've never slept with Jack.
If I have time.
If I was you, I would pull over with me
If it's a clean break.
If that's what you want.
If you cross that street!
If you feel a little bit awkward here,
If you have time?
If you hear me out.
If you know what I'm saying.
If you know what I'm saying.
If you stay, I'll give you Eric.
If you want to.
If you were the last man on Earth.
In a way.
In a way.
In fact...
In no, uh, particular way. Look...
In particular, OK? Being specific,
In search of a giant teat
In the stench of air freshener?
In the... ln the 5 years we've known each other,
Instead of each other.
Into one doomed relationship
Into one doomed relationship
Is a considerable length of time.
Is beautiful.
Is because she's afraid no one's gonna turn up.
Is because you make my life look great
Is it better?
Is so predictable.
Is that cool?
Is that it?
Is that too much to ask?
Is there any way that you can
Is totally screwed up now because of you.
Isn't this an incredible coincidence?
It could've been anybody!
It doesn't even matter what I think.
It happened to me.
It is incredible.
It is so obvious.
It makes no sense whatsoever.
It must be part of the whole Zelda thing.
It never gets any better.
It seems a little sudden
It sucks.
It was like she was jinxed for the whole year.
It was like she was tainted.
It was off the box.
It was so big.
It was the only way I could get you
It was... it was bad.
It wasn't that either, OK?
It... lt happens all the time.
It'll be our little secret,
It's 9:25.
It's a free country.
It's a small city, ain't it?
It's all about emotions and intimacy...
It's all right. This happens every day.
It's beautiful.
It's funny. I don't remember saying that.
It's gotta be around here somewhere.
It's in the bathroom.
It's just a stupid New Year's Eve party.
It's just this guy, you know?
It's kind of cool.
It's like a curse. It never ends.
It's like I said, it's for my friend Tony.
It's like when I first met Val, though, you know,
It's like you're not nice at all!
It's like... big, abstract vaginas.
It's my birthday.
It's my only hope, thanks to you.
It's New Year's Eve, and the woman breaks up with me.

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