Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) Edit

A construction plan of epic proportions.

A fine time for a drink, Eddie.

A human has been murdered by a Toon.

A hundred bucks?

A joke don't sit there on your brain

A man!

A near miss, but this miss says that's as good as a smile.

A rabbit.

A story of greed, sex and murder.

A Toon rabbit.

A vehicle of my own design.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

About yea big.

Acme Disappearing Reappearing Ink.

Acme Disappearing Reappearing Ink.

Ah, no! Ahh!

Ah, well, that wasn't so bad, was it?

Ah. Gotcha.

All I did was take a couple of lousy pictures.

All I remember was,

All right, all right. You got your 100 bucks.

All right, weasels, grab some sky or I'll let the judge have it!

All right, ya mugs. Fall out.

All the times you yanked my ears?

And although I know

And don't let me catch your peepin' face around here again!

And execute him.

And he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water.

And he wouldn't stop at anything.

And I mean ice!

And I think Maroon played the part of sound mind

And I think they'll enjoy attending the ribbon cutting at the Acme Factory.

And I've never seen a mess like this!

And if I don't have that money I gave you back in the till,

And if you hear or see anything, beep the horn twice.

And it was "corrugated" by several others.

And leave no stone unturned.

And look, there is no pain

And my brother.

And right away watch lady luck pay you a call

And right away watch lady luck pay you a call

And that high, squeaky voice.

And the only way to do that is to make Toons respect the law.

And the parts that I don't like, I'm gonna edit out.

And this is the rope from the safe that was dropped on Acme.

And those pictures you took.

And unless Mr. Acme's will shows up by midnight tonight,

And we'll hang you and your laundry

And wonderful, wonderful billboards

And your wife the sound body.

Any film in there?

Anything I can do?

Are you sure you didn't see anything?

As for you, Valiant, step out of line,

Baby was right.

Back in those days, me and Teddy liked working Toontown.

Be careful with that gun. This ain't no cartoon, you know.

Because if he doesn't, he's going back to the science lab!

Because they were still looking for it after they killed him.

Before poor Marvin Acme was killed, he confided in me

Behind you!

Believe it, kid.

Believe me, it's no strain It feels so great 'cause I'm so tight

Benny, Eddie, we got company!

Benny, is that you?

Benny, there's cops right behind us!

Blackmail, that's all! I've been around Toons all my life!

Blecch! For starters, don't ever kiss me again!

Blech! Bleah!

Bought the election.

Boy, did you see that? Nobody takes a wallop like Goofy.

Boy, I'm ready. Dukes up, eyes peeled, ears to the ground.

Boy, what is this? Some kind of a secret room?

Bring me some dip.

But break his heart, he goes to pieces, just like you or me.

But Cloverleaf wouldn't buy my property unless Acme sold them his.

But he said if I didn't pose for those patty cake pictures,

But how do you know?

But I already have a good man.

But I still got it, Eddie. Boop boop be doop, boop!

But I was too late to stop him.

But I'm a Toon. Toons are supposed to make people laugh.

But I'm leaving you with your favorite friend, Roger.

But the weasels were there, waiting for me.

But this is how we handle things down in Toontown.

But this time, take off that hand buzzer.

But when I'm done he'll need no gun 'cause a joker he will be

But you'll find someone new.

Bye bye!

California Cloverleaf...

Can we lose the playback, please?

Can you guess what this is?

Can you help me find him? Just name your price and I'll pay it.

Chilly Willy? Or Screwy Squirrel?

Clean this set up! And get him out of there, or seal him up in it!

Cloverleaf is gonna own Toontown.

Come on, boys. Let's "am scray."

Come on, Dolores.

Come on, don't cry. I don't hate you.

Come on, Eddie, let's get out of here!

Come on, Eddie! Quit playing around!

Come on, Eddie. Get in!

Come on, Eddie. I caught you with your pants down!

Come on, Eddie. Just let's go. Please!

Come on, Eddie. Let's get this over with.

Come on, Eddie. You're my only hope.

Come on, lovebirds. What you want?

Come on, Raoul!

Come on, Roger, let's go home.

Come on, you dope, untie his rope and watch him go insane

Come on, you mugs.

Come on!

Come on.

Come to Lena!

Come, my dear Jessica. Come over here.

Cookie.

Cookie.

Cookie.

Cookie.

Cookie. Ahh.

Cut it out, Angelo.

Cut the comedy, Dolores. I've had a very hard day.

Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!

Dabblin' in watercolors, Eddie?

Dames? What dames?

Didn't you used to be Eddie Valiant?

Do something!

Do they have the will, or not?

Do you think your days of being a sourpuss are over?

Do you want to tell me what she was doing with her arms around you?

Do?

Do?

Does anybody understand what this duck is saying?

Does the condemned have anything to say before his sentence is carried out?

Does this answer your question?

Doggone stubborn nitwit!

Dolores, a bourbon, and make it a double.

Dolores!

Dolores?

Dolores. Dolores!

Don't burn yourself, Baby Herman. Whoa!

Don't bust a button, Dolores. You've only got one left.

Don't just stand there. Help them.

Don't let 'em find me!

Don't move.

Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor already.

Don't they pay their electricity?

Don't you appreciate the magnitude of that?

Doom grabbed your wife and Valiant and took 'em to the Acme Factory.

Drop it, lady!

Dropped a piano on his head.

Dropped a piano on us from 15 stories.

Dropped a safe on Marvin Acme's head

Duh, Toontown right on the other side of the wall, boss.

Dum dums.

Eddie Valiant, you're under arrest.

Eddie Valiant! Well, you're a sight for sore eyes!

Eddie, there's dip everywhere! How are we gonna get down?

Eddie, we got ourselves a ride! Open the doors!

Eddie, we're goin' backwards. Turn us around.

Eddie! Do something!

Eee! Great horny toads, that smarts!

Eh, what's up, Doc? Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?

Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena.

Especially when driving in a maniacal Toon vehicle.

Every Joe loves Toontown.

Everybody knows, when a Toon's in trouble,

Everybody's got to have a hobby.

Everything's funny to you, ain't it, needle nose?

First they buy the Red Car, then they want to get their hands on Toontown.

For cryin' out loud, Roger!

For crying out loud, Mike! Hey, we need a little help over here!

Freeway? What the hell's a freeway?

From the looks of it, I'd say it was Roger.

Gee whiz, Eddie. If you needed money so bad, why didn't you come to me?

Gee.

Gee.

Get out of here

Get out of here

Get out of that chair!

Get out!

Get out!

Get this straight, meatball.

Get up! Come on.

Gingerbread Lane's this way.

Gingerbread Lane's this way.

Give me some money too

Give me some money too

Glad Teddy's not here to see me running away

Good looking guy like that.

Good work, boss.

Gosh, uh, I wonder who he really was.

Got a thing for rabbits, huh?

Got away with a zillion simoleons.

Got it?

Got the password?

Gotcha, kid.

Great. Thanks.

H, I... I would love to raise some Cain

Happy trails.

Hard to believe. Marvin Acme's been my friend and neighbor for 30 years.

Has anybody ever seen this will?

Have a good day, sir.

Have a seat, Valiant.

Have you forgotten what happened last time?

Have you tried Walla Walla? Cucamonga?

He always this funny, or only on days when he's wanted for murder?

He can't keep his mind on the work. You know why?

He chickened out on me back at the studio.

He didn't know, so I asked the fireman, the green grocer,

He disappeared into Toontown after that.

He doesn't want the drink.

He is going to take very, very good care of you.

He looks like a sensitive and sober fellow.

He makes me laugh.

He might try to kill ya.

He promised to leave Toontown to us Toons.

He spread a bunch of simoleons around Toontown a couple years back,

He was standin' over me, laughin',

He'll be right with you.

He's here!

He's not a murderer. I should know. He's a dear friend of mine.

He's not gonna do anything crazy, is he?

Hello, boys. I didn't hear you come in.

Hello, fella.

Here, R.K. Maroon is seen clinching the deal

Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning, huh?

Hey, Chisold, get a load of this.

Hey, Eddie, keep it up! You're killin' 'em!

Hey, Eddie, you made the front page today.

Hey, Eddie! Boy, nothin'.

Hey, give back my ball!

Hey, Judge!

Hey, Mike, come here!

Hey, pal, do I look like a stenographer?

Hey, Roger, what do you call the middle of a song?

Hey, share the road, will ya, lady?

Hey, those ducks are funny. They never get to finish the act!

Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I know.

Hey?

Hey. So who's your client, Mr. Detective To The Stars?

Hi, Eddie!

Hi, Eddie! Hi, Eddie! Bye, Eddie!

Hide me, Eddie. P p please!

His number one seller.

Hmm. I like the sound of that.

Hmph!

Hold it right there.

Hold on, sir.

Hold still, will ya?

Holy smoke! He's a Toon!

How about that carrot you owe me, huh?

How about this weather, huh?

How did that gargoyle get to be a judge?

How many times do we have to do this damn scene?

How much do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant?

Hubba hubba hubba. Allow me, mademoiselle.

Huh?

Huh?

I ain't seen you in nigh on to five years.

I already got a stiff on my hands, thank you.

I always knew I'd get it in Toontown.

I can give you stars. Look. Look!

I can pay you.

I can't believe they locked me up for driving on the sidewalk.

I can't see a thing! What's goin' on?

I come here for help, and what do you do?

I couldn't let that happen.

I didn't come here to harass. I came here to reward.

I didn't know where your office was, so I asked the newsboy.

I didn't see anything.

I didn't want to have anything to do with it,

I don't believe it!

I don't know who's toonier, you or Doom.

I don't mind prolonging the execution.

I don't work for Toons!

I doubt if that will is gonna show up in the next 15 minutes anyway.

I find they have a special gift for the work.

I found a nice, clean piece of paper.

I got a feeling somebody already did.

I got a little steamed when you showed me those pictures of Jessica,

I got everything arranged, right here on the bed.

I got him on loan from Disney, him and half the cast of Fantasia.

I got just the place. And incidentally,

I got these. Come on. Come on. Those shoes over there.

I had the good providence to stumble upon this plan of the city council's.

I hate the news.

I haven't had that roll developed since our trip to Catalina.

I haven't seen him.

I hear Kokomo's very nice this time of the year.

I hit him on the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk

I hope it's another cartoon!

I hope you're proud of yourself

I just don't believe it.

I just saved your life, and you still don't trust me?

I just, uh, want you to know something about the guy you're gonna dip!

I never did find out who that guy was.

I really mean it. My darling, you were superb.

I see a place where people get on and off the freeway.

I suppose you think

I suppose you used the old lipstick on the mirror routine, huh?

I tell ya, Valiant, the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers.

I think my work here is finished.

I think you want a drink.

I think your lab boys will find that paint's a perfect match.

I thought for sure our goose was cooked!

I thought it would be best if I waited inside,

I thought you said you'd never take another Toon case.

I took the pictures myself.

I wanna talk to you about the Acme murder. Hey, psst, doll.

I wanna talk to you about the Acme murder. Hey, psst, doll.

I want you to follow her,

I wasn't working for a Toon. I was working for R. K. Maroon.

I wasn't worried. Were you?

I won't believe it. I can't believe it.

I'd do anything for my husband, Mr. Valiant.

I'd say it was the booze talking.

I'd think you, of all people, would appreciate that.

I'll bake you a carrot cake.

I'll save you, Baby!

I'll tell you one thing, Doc. He weren't no rabbit.

I'm 25 grand over budget on the latest Baby Herman cartoon.

I'm a pawn in this, just like Roger.

I'm gettin' too old for this!

I'm gonna listen to you spin the Cloverleaf scenario.

I'm gonna lose my job.

I'm gonna ram 'em.

I'm here, Baby... Aah!

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

I'm on the verge of wrappin' up this case.

I'm retiring to take a new role in the private sector.

I'm surprised you're not more cooperative, Mr. Valiant.

I'm the cab. Out of my way, pencil neck!

I'm through with taking falls I'm bouncing off the walls

I'm worried about the refrigerator.

I've been a cab for 37 years

I've been out there risking my neck for you, and what are you doin'?

I've been tryin' to make him quit, but he just won't listen to me.

If a Toon killed my brother, I'd hate me too!

If he was such a genius, why didn't he leave his will where we could find it?

If I get stuck I'm... I'm out of luck...

If it's Acme, it's a gasser.

If you believe that that joker could do anything solemn, the gag's on you, pal.

If you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead.

If you don't stop this laughing, you're gonna end up dead,

If you should ever need a ride, just stick out your thumb.

In 1922

In one of the biggest real estate deals ever in California history.

In other words, the whole damn town knows you're here!

Inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food,

Is that true?

Is that true?

Is there nothing that can permeate your impervious puss?

Is this man removing evidence from the scene of a crime?

Is to make people

It ain't my fault the rabbit got himself in trouble.

It just can't be! Jessica's my wife!

It says, "Rabbit gets clunked, rabbit sees stars."

It's a rotgut room. A holdover from Prohibition.

It's absolutely impossible!

It's all packed up in the car outside.

It's Cloverleaf that wants to get their hands on Toontown.

It's just I haven't been this close to Toontown for a while.

It's not so bad once you get used to it.

It's over, Mr. Valiant.

It's strictly taboo

Jeepers, another stupid newsreel.

Jeepers, Eddie, that almost killed me!

Jeepers, Eddie, that was a close shave.

Jeepers, Eddie! This would be a great place to hide!

Jessica is the only one for me!

Jessica, dear, have no fear. Your Marvin is here.

Jessica's the light of my life,

Jumpin' jeepers! What happened?

Jumpin' jeepers. Oh!

Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time!

Just like a Toon to drop a safe on a guy's head.

Kind of jumpy, aren't you, Valiant?

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

Laugh!

Let me see that will.

Let's call the other 50 a carrot to finish the job.

Let's forget it. There's nobody here.

Let's get out of here! What are you waitin' for?

Let's go.

Let's take yours.

Like my 17th cousin, who is 156 times removed from any side!

Like some other men

Like some other men do?

Like some other men do?

Lipstick, yes. Mirror, no.

Listen, my philosophy is this.

Lock, stock and barrel.

Long time no see.

Look at this. The paper said Acme left no will.

Look, I don't have time for this.

Look, I want you to go out, I want you to buy yourself a new swim suit,

Look, Mr. Maroon.

Look, Valiant, his wife's poison, but he thinks she's Betty Crocker.

Look, Valiant, the rabbit didn't kill Acme.

Look, Valiant, we got a reliable tip off the rabbit was here,

Look.

Looking the way I do.

Makes perfect sense.

Maroon Cartoons?

Maroon's not after Toontown like you thought.

Marvin Acme, the guy that owns Toontown. The gag king.

Marvin Acme.

Maybe you can go downtown and check the probate.

Maybe you heard a noise or something.

Maybe you'd like a bowl of pretzels to go with it!

Mommy's going to the beauty parlor, darling.

Move it, pops! Yikes!

Move over, Rog. You've done enough driving for one night.

Move over. I'm drivin'!

Mr. Acme never misses a night when Jessica performs.

Mr. Maroon, Mr. Valiant's here to...

Mr. Valiant?

Mr. Valiant. Mr. Valiant?

Must be.

My biscuits are burnin'! Fire in the hatch! Ow! Ooh!

My buddy's Eddie V A sourpuss, you'll see

My goal has been to reign in the insanity.

My goal has been to reign in the insanity.

My hero.

My honey bunny was never very good behind the wheel.

My man!

My problem is I got a 50 year old lust in a 3 year old dinky.

My stomach can't take this. This set is a mess.

My whole purpose in life

Nah, he's a Toon.

Nah.

Nah. Valiant's got him stashed somewhere.

Nice booby trap.

No hard feelings, I hope.

No kiddin'. Just talkin' to you could get me a rap for aiding and abetting.

No kiddin'. They bought the Red Car?

No matter. The rabbit won't get far. My men will find him.

No one's going to notice Toontown's disappeared?

No pain. No pain. No...

No Toon can resist the old Shave and a Haircut trick.

No wonder you hate me.

No, it's Eleanor Roosevelt. Come on, Roger! Get me out of here!

No, no, no! Wait until he gets to his feet.

No, no, no! Wait until he gets to his feet.

No, no, no. I love my husband. You've got me all wrong.

No, not at any time. Only when it was funny.

No, not my Jessica. Not patty cake.

No, Sergeant. Disassembling the place won't be necessary.

No, thanks, Eddie. I'm tryin' to cut down.

No, you're not, Eddie.

No. No!

No. No!

Nobody said you had to go to Toontown anyway.

Nobody. Not a soul except, uh...

Nobody's gonna drive this lousy freeway

Not Angelo! He'd never turn me in.

Not birds, stars!

Not for long, Roger.

Not yet! Several months ago,

Nothing with you, Baby Herman. You were great. You were perfect.

Now drink this, son. It'll make you feel better.

Now if you had prepared

Now Roger is his name Laughter is his game

Now what?

Now, calm down, son, will ya? Look, the stain's gone. It's disappearing ink.

Now, look, Dolores, listen. Listen to me.

Now, you cover my back.

Obviously, a poem of this power and sensitivity must...

Oh, all right.

Oh, come on, Dolores.

Oh, excuse me!

Oh, hell. Stuffing olives for a living wasn't for me anyway.

Oh, I get it. A speakeasy, a gin mill, a hooch parlor.

Oh, Jessica, you promised.

Oh, Jessica!

Oh, Lieutenant Santino.

Oh, my God! It's dip!

Oh, my goodness! Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, not tonight, Marvin. I have a headache.

Oh, oh! Oh.

Oh, Roger, you were a pillar of strength.

Oh, Roger, you were magnificent.

Oh, stop it. Stop it! Stop it!

Oh, taxi? Oh, cab?

Oh, they'll drive. They'll have to.

Oh, well.

Oh, yeah?

Oh!

Oh! I think I'm gonna faint.

Okay, Doc. Whatever you say. Here's the spare.

Okay, nobody move!

Okay, okay. Sure, I admit it.

Okay, wise guy. Where's the rabbit?

Okay. What you got for me?

On and off, off and on, all day and all night!

One of these days, you idiots are gonna laugh yourselves to death!

One of these days, you're gonna die laughin'.

One too many refrigerators dropped on his head?

Only he got the drop on us, literally.

Only there's no business like it, no business I know.

Oof, oof, oof! Ow!

Ooga booga!

Ooh!

Ooh! Okay, okay. I'm goin'.

Ooh! Okay, okay. I'm goin'.

Or are you just happy to see me?

Or like my 15th cousin, who is 16 times removed from my mother's side.

Or like my 27th cousin, who is 37 times...

Or my brother's sister. Or my second cousin

Or my ninth cousin, who is nine times removed from his place outside.

Otherwise you wouldn't have yanked my ears all those times.

Ouch!

Out to dry.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow. What's wrong with you?

P p please, don't mind me.

P p please, don't worry. Whatever you say.

P p please!

Patty cake! Patty cake!

Patty cake! Patty cake!

Patty cake! Patty cake! Patty cake! Patty cake!

Patty cake.

Please tell me it's not true.

Please, help. Oh, I'm sorry.

Please, Raoul, I can do it, I swear.

Pour the drink, Dolores.

Probably hits you like a ton of bricks!

Probably lookin' for a good place to stick a knife.

Pumped at enormous velocity through a pressurized water cannon.

Put 'er there, pal. I feel better. Oh, boy!

Put the gun down, you bucktoothed fool!

Put them up on that hook. Use that escape proof Toon rope.

Quite a loony selection for a group of drunken reprobates.

R. K. Maroon, as in Maroon Cartoons?

Raoul, I'll be in my trailer, takin' a nap!

Reaching as far as the eye can see!

Remember how we always thought

Remember how we always thought

Remember me, Eddie?

Right here! Right here!

Right now I feel like dispensing some justice.

Ro... Roger.

Roger would never work in this town again.

Roger, darling, I want you to know I love you.

Roger, don't...

Roger, I dropped it on your head 23 times already.

Roger, I know all this seems pretty painful now,

Roger, no!

Roger!

Roger!

Roger!

Roger!

Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes!

Say "hello," Harvey.

Say, boss, you want we should "disresemble" the place?

Scotch on the rocks.

Search the place, boys.

See?

Seein' as how I'm wanted for murder!

Seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Shave and a haircut

She played patty cake.

She's just trying to get her hands on the rabbit.

She's lost her sheep and you're gonna help her find them.

She's married to Roger Rabbit?

Sheesh, Valiant.

Should be.

Shut your yap, Eddie. The man's in charge.

Since I've had Toontown under my jurisdiction,

Singin' and dancin'!

Sister Mary Francis! What the hell happened in here?

Sit down!

Smile, darn ya, smile

Smile, darn ya, smile

Smooth, safe, fast.

So cut the "bullshtick."

So he gave you the will for safekeeping.

So he wouldn't get hurt.

So how long have you known it was Doom?

So I rushed over to the Ink and Paint Club.

So I took a couple of dirty pictures. So kill me.

So I was gonna blackmail Acme with pictures of him and the rabbit's wife.

So long, and thanks for nothin'.

So tell me, Eddie. Is that a rabbit in your pocket,

So that he could get his hands on Toontown?

So that's why you killed Acme and Maroon? For this freeway?

So what do you think, Valiant?

So what happened, huh? Somebody kidnap Dinky Doodle?

So what's his problem?

So why come to me? I'm the guy that took the pictures of your wife.

So, Valiant, you call a cab, or what?

So... So I ran.

Some big company called Cloverleaf.

Somebody must have made her do it!

Somebody's made a patsy out of me, and I'm going to find out why.

Son of a bitch.

Soon, where Toontown once stood will be a string of gas stations,

Sorry, Eddie.

Stop that laughin'!

Stop that laughing!

Sure, Eddie. "Dear Jessica, how do I love thee?

Sure. I got the will.

Teddy never made it.

Thank you.

Thanks. I needed that.

Thanks. Phew.

That did it!

That Doom wanted to get his hands on Toontown,

That goof Acme squirted me with some the other night.

That guy Angelo would rat on you for a nickel.

That lamebrain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a Toon.

That love letter you wrote to your wife in the Ink and Paint Club.

That was quick thinkin', Eddie. Nothing like using the old spine flower,

That will is the reason he got bumped off.

That wouldn't be Cloverleaf Industries by any chance, huh?

That's a load of succotash. Every Toon knows Acme had a will.

That's all right, Lieutenant. From the smell of him,

That's all, folks.

That's it, Doom! Give me another excuse to pump you full of lead!

That's lunch. We're on a half.

That's my hunch.

That's not all she's trying to get her hands on.

That's one dead shoe, eh, boss?

That's right! You'll never stop me!

That's right. A laugh can be a very powerful thing.

That's right. A Toon.

That's right. I know that she was just an innocent victim of circumstance.

That's the closet! Stupe.

That's what I call one seriously disturbed Toon.

That's what I came to tell you. I stopped by Probate.

The Acme Factory? I know where that is. Get in!

The best part is

The butcher, the baker. They didn't know.

The dames will be breaking his door down.

The hand buzzer. It's still our biggest seller.

The hell with it.

The job's gonna cost you 100 bucks, plus expenses.

The lady's man, huh?

The Merry Go Round Broke Down.

The Pacific Red Car trolley line

The question is, do you have the way?

The rabbit cacked him last night.

The rabbit said, one way or another, he and his wife were going to be happy.

The rabbit. Get the judge.

The rabbit's wife sings at a joint called the Ink and Paint Club.

The truth is, I had a chance to sell my studio,

The usual bills.

Then get Joe to do the job, 'cause I ain't goin'.

Then I'll try him, convict him

There was only a blank piece of paper inside.

There's no damn key!

There's no rabbit here, so don't harass my customers.

There's only one place to go, Valiant and Valiant.

They put in the highest bid.

They work for peanuts.

They're calling it a freeway.

They're not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant.

They've sprung the cab! Let's go!

Things are never black as they are painted

Things are never black as they are painted

Think about it.

This "wittle" piggy went to market. This "wittle" piggy stayed home.

This is hot stuff!

This is impossible. I don't believe it. It can't be!

This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment.

This isn't it!

This singing ain't my line It's tough to make a rhyme

This whole thing's a setup, a scam, a frame job. Ow!

Tie the lovebirds together.

Time for you and joy to get acquainted

Time to kill the rabbit.

Tire salons, automobile dealerships,

To some ridiculous talking mice

Tomorrow's Friday, Eddie. You know what happens here on Friday?

Toons.

Toontown will be erased in a matter of minutes.

Toontown's going to be live for the free... Aah!

Turpentine, acetone, benzene.

Two bits

Uh oh. It's the weasels. This way!

Uh oh. It's the weasels. This way!

Uh uh.

Uh, can he stay here for a couple of days?

Uh, no, but he gave us his solemn oath.

Uh, no, Judge Doom. Valiant here was just pickin' it up for you.

Uh... Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey! Hey, wait a minute! Hey, hey!

Unless Acme's will shows by midnight tonight,

Valiant, what are you trying to do, give me a heart attack?

Valiant?

W w whoa!

W Whoop! Whoop!

Wah!

Wah!

Wah!

Wait a minute. Anybody know you're here?

Wait a minute. Anybody know you're here?

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Wait for me!

Wait, no! Valiant, no! Oh, my stogie!

Walt sent me.

Watch it! Oh, no! Jeez!

We demand justice, but the real meaning of the word

We got the best public transportation system in the world.

We just want the rabbit.

We searched Valiant, boss. The will ain't on him.

We thought it was a lot of laughs.

We Toons may act idiotic, but we're not stupid!

We trailed him to a little dive down on Yockster Street.

We were investigating a robbery at the First National Bank of Toontown.

We'll see to him later.

We're obviously not going anywhere in my car.

We've got "deformants" all over the city. We'll find him.

Well, I don't work for peanuts. Where's the other 50?

Well, I'm sorry I yanked your ears.

Well, it's only a snoop job away.

Well!

Well?

Well.

Weren't you the one I caught playing patty cake with old man Acme?

Weren't you, Eddie?

What an unfortunate accident. Nothing more treacherous than a slippery road

What are we gonna do, Eddie? What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do?

What are you doing here?

What are you gonna do to me, Valiant?

What are you talking about? There's no road past Toontown.

What could've possibly happened to you to turn you into such a sourpuss?

What do I look like, a bank?

What do you know, you dumb broad? You got the I.Q. of a rattle.

What do you think I am? Benny!

What do you think you're doin', chump?

What the heck?

What the hell was wrong with that take?