Slap Shot (1977) Edit

A bad upbringing in the home or whatever.

A bounty? Yeah.

A couple tickets in it for ya. Which bar?

A dyke?

A hundred bucks of my own money

A hundred bucks of my own money

A hundred bucks says you're gonna crack my skull, huh?

A retirement community has bought the Chiefs.

A senior citizens' community in the market for a hockey team.

About the fascinating world of pro hockey, here we go!

Actually, it's Florida.

Actually, she's on waivers.

Against the rules. You know, you're stupid when you do that.

Ah, geez.

Aha, ha, aha

Air! It make me sick.

Al, that's why made the trip!

Alex, don't you remember?

All aboard, son. Let's go, Walt.

All bad.

All my years of publicity,

All prices drastically slashed.

All right, let's show them what we got, guys!

All right, no high sticking, no tripping, no slashing...

All right, that's it. That's the game. You lose. Out! Lose?

All right! Kill 'em!

All she could do was drink and cry like you.

All the fashion shows and radiothons for nothing!

ALL: Kill! Kill! Kill! [CHANTING] Let's go, Chiefs!

ALL: The cops?

And damned if he wouldn't, you know.

And for hook like this. And for spear like that.

And from Mile Forty, Saskatchewan,

And hang up.

And he started slapping me around. I ended up in the hospital.

And here's a name for you nostalgia fans.

And here's a name from the past. Ross "Mad Dog" Madison.

And how we had never done much of anything ourselves.

And if you get hurt If you get hurt

And it appears the Syracuse Bulldog management

And it was terrific!

And it's all right And it's comm' along

And it's coming on

And it's gettin' more and more absurd

And Jacky was running around telling everybody

And just rubs against me... Come on, Mo. Jesus. What?

And modeled by Chiefs' defenseman Billy Charlebois

And now back to Jim Carr's Sports Talk.

And since we ain't exactly the Boston Bruins...

And the guys are getting anxious to find out what's going on.

And the Hanson brothers? Oh, my God!

And the next week we did it sober,

And then you get free.

And there's another matter that's come up and is kinda important...

And they let you make one phone call.

And they're looking for talent.

And Toe Blake... You guys back there?

And Toe Blake... You guys back there?

And watch us cream them punks from Syracuse.

And what do you think those old geezers really miss in Florida?

And you were dressed in chick's clothes?

And you won't feel anything. Good.

And you're gonna catch pneumonia!

And you're not getting any younger.

And, by God, if I could get down there, I 'd be standing up to them!

And...there's a penalty for that?

Andre' "Poodle" Lussier, defense.

Andre' has been living

Announced it this morning. April 1, they shut it tight.

ANNOUNCER: A look at sports.

ANNOUNCER: Channel 8's 11:00 movie,

ANNOUNCER.' Number 10, Braden, with his 18th goal of the year.

Any fool can fight.

Any of you guys know the Palm Isle in this town?

Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself.

Anybody who'd call my old lady a dyke, I'd go fucking bananas.

Anything new on the sale of the Chiefs?

Are you guys brothers?

Are you guys brothers? What a life!

Are you my girl?

Are you really going?

Are you serious?

Are you shocked?

As we watch Chiefs' defenseman Johnny Upton...

Aside, of course, from the Swami Baha,

Assisted by number 7, Dunlop, and number 14, Drouin.

At center for the Chiefs, number 7, player coach Reggie Dunlap!

At left wing, number 10, Ned Braden!

At the end of the day, I think about women, about women's bodies.

At this moment, I have no idea where she is.

Back in the old iron lung.

Barclay Donaldson jumped us. Sure did.

Be careful, girls.

Because he's certainly changed his ways now.

Because he's got the prettiest wife waiting at home.

Because I want you to have a heart attack and die

Because this is a lascivious display...

Become the owner of this fucking club, run it my way.

Been going out? Getting around?

Been seeing somebody in that dress?

Before you can say Jack Robinson. How dare you!

Beginning to like it here, huh? No, I hate it here!

Behind the net!

Bernard, call Detroit. Tell them bullshit!

Bernard, they close it.

Bets on the trip.

Better than Philadelphia this time.

Big Afro. Twenty one, twenty two. Watch out for him.

Bleed all over them. Let them know you're there.

BOY: You're a pussy!

Braden, you gotta learn to put out more. You know what I mean?

BRADEN: I'm ready to take estimates from the membership.

BRADEN: Jim, I know a lot of kids would enjoy coming to the games

BRADEN: This is the big one, guys!

BRADEN: Walt, you didn't tell me you were holding out on your old bookmaker.

BRADEN: Who's in? UPTON: Not for long.

BRADEN: You're the best girl in the whole world. Yes, you are.

Braden!

Brought to you by Sheehan's Rustproofing.

Bullshit. A bounty?

Bunch of...pussies!

Business here is just dead.

But Dave was there. Dave's a killer!

But I'll tell you one thing.

But it's not gonna be me.

But mainly it's because I think you're a champ.

But men's bodies, I see them everywhere.

But that was my car!

But the mill is closing, and next year

But the minute I get up to Minnesota,

But we're gonna win it fair and square.

But you have to understand that I couldn't make enough of a profit

But, I don't know, something came up.

Buy you a soda after the game!

By all means.

By the little things I say

By the time pneumonia set in, you'd be sound asleep.

Bye, Francine. Come back and see us. I will. Thank you.

Bye. Reggie.

C'mon, let's go! Let's go!

Call your local Indian Spring man.

Can you get my clothes? Yeah, sure.

Can't you face up to that? At least I'm not chicken shit like you!

CARR: A bounty? Yeah.

CARR: Never mind, Jeff. I guess that's before your time.

CARR: Reg Dunlop has asked us to come back...

Cement heads.

Charlestown Chiefs seem to be coming down ice with the puck!

Charlie...

Chick, chick, chick! Gimme that!

Chicken shit bastard. Sawed off old fart!

Christ, a handsome man like you, Reggie?

Christ, we all know how to play hockey. Just play it smart.

Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown!

Clear the puck, Billy! Get this guy outta my crease!

CLERK: Help me. Get the manager. Somebody, help me.

Coach, our line starts? Sure.

Coach, you want a white avenger? Nah. Gimme a cup of coffee.

Collect.

Come on and see it.

Come on down. Bring the kids! We got entertainment for the whole family.

Come on in.

Come on, Dave! Listen, Johnny. It's right here.

Come on, defense. Get the puck outta here!

Come on, dummy. You won the game. Pick up your trophy.

Come on, girls! Get out of here!

Come on, guys! We can get it back! What for? We're history.

Come on, Mo! Give it to them!

Come on, nail him!

Come on, Reg. What are you talking about?

Come on, watch your wing!

Come on, you guys.

Come on, you son of a bitch! Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Compliments of the Chiefs. Thanks, Reggie.

Compulsory fashion shows every afternoon.

Could I be serious for a minute?

Could you tell them, for example, what is icing?

Cover the point! Goddamn it, cover the point.

CROWD: Get 'em, baby! Get 'em!

Cynthia Pierce is having an affair with Carl Barton.

Daddy, he called me a pussy, and then he changed the station.

Dave, hold it steady. You're making me miss.

Dave, is it tough sitting up here watching your team lose like this?

DAVE: I'd like to say that no matter how the game turns out tonight,

Dave. Damn lard ass.

Dave's a mess.

Definitely, Jim.

Deliberately?

Denis, I know that some in our audience don't know the finer points of hockey.

DENIS: Get Oggie! Move away, Wanchuk.

DENIS: Hit him, Billy, hit him!

DENIS: Will you be at the game?

Dickie Dunn? Dickie Dunn.

Dickie, have you seen Francine?

Dickie, they've already built the rink!

Dickie? Huh?

Did you ever want to sleep with a man? No.

Do it through the team, the Minnesota Night Hawks.

Do you remember the day That shiny day

Do you think the old folks in Florida are gonna like these guys?

Do you wanna know how it happened? No. That's okay.

Don't admit to nothing, you guys!

Don't bother your daddy now. Work it out amongst yourselves.

Don't eat my watermelon sticks. They're all mine.

Don't ever play Lady of Spain again!

Don't let 'em push you like that.

Don't look at me. It's McGrath's doing, not mine.

Don't worry about it. The new boys are coming in on the 4:15 bus.

Dunlop, you stink!

Dunlop, you suck cock. All I can get.

Eddie Shore! Come on, get up!

Eddie Shore? Piss on Eddie Shore.

Eight.

Evening, boys.

Every piece of garbage that comes on the market, you gotta buy it!

Every player on that team thinks I'm the greatest.

Every scout in the NHL is out there tonight

Every sucker for himself.

Every time Hanrahan went out on the road,

Every waking hour, I'm on the phone making deals...

Every week...

Everybody is on their feet screaming, "Kill! Kill!" This is hockey!

Except right now I gotta take a nap.

Excuse me just a minute.

Faire "pipi," eh? No, no, I okay.

FAN: Come on, Ned, hit him! What's the matter with you? You're a Chief!

Fans are standing up to them. Security guards are standing up to them.

Fellas, there are six of them out there for us!

Fine.

Five and six year olds, little mites. One said, "I'm Killer Carlson."

Five dollars she don't even look at your face.

Five nothing.

Florida!

Fold.

For Dave "Killer" Carlson to jump into that fight

For the first of my men that nails that creep.

For the first of my men that really nails...

For the years 1960 to 1968 inclusive, Gilmore Tuttle.

For winners!

For you folks to call in and question.

Forfeit, my ass! Look at that!

Former penalty minute record holder of the Federal League

Four to a room! We're the Chiefs!

Francine, you look terrific. You're right.

FRANCINE: There's a beer in the fridge if you want one.

Frog pussy!

From the owner. The owner?

Fuck him! Hanrahan's an ape. I knew it'd piss the shit outta of him.

Fuck it. Then you'll remember it was Joe McGrath

Fuck it. Then you'll remember it was Joe McGrath

Fuck them. Christ, pop them!

Fuck! I lose my blouse. Shirt. Shirt.

Fucked the barmaid last trip.

Fucking Chrysler Plant, here I come.

Fucking machine took my quarter. Who are you?

Gave proof through the night

Geez, I'm really sorry.

Geez, we've got a lot of years between us, Francine.

Get back in the van. You're gonna catch pneumonia.

Get him the fuck outta there, will ya?

Get off the ice, Nick. You're gonna kill yourself.

Get out of here, you goddamn parasite!

Get out of here, you goddamn parasite!

Get out there and stick them!

Get out there on the ice and let them know you're there.

Get out!

Get outta town, four eyes!

Get outta town!

Get that fucking stick in their side. Let them know you're there!

Get that lumber in his teeth. Let them know you're there!

Get that pervert off! Get your hands off me or forfeit this game!

Get up off your ass!

Get your butt in gear, for the love of Mike!

Get your eyes examined, you idiot!

Get your paws off me, Scarf ace!

Getup!

Gimme that goddamn mike! Why do you wear that rug?

Gin.

GIRL: Turn it off! I hate it!

Give 'em hell!

Give 'em some of that back!

Give 'em the old time hockey!

Gloves off, stick down, no warning. He challenged the Chiefs!

Go fuck a moose, Froggy!

Go get 'em, Killer!

Go get her, Billy.

Go get him, Killer!

Go get them, kid. Hey, Denis!

Go on back to the van 'cause you're gorgeous

Go to the top! That's what we're here for. To win!

Go! What the fuck?

God did we get shitfaced. I liked Jacky.

God save us.

God, I'd forgotten.

God, it's been a long time since this place saw my shadow.

God, maybe Braden's a faggot. Ever think of that?

Good crowd.

Good game tonight, guys. Let's go.

Good game, fella. Good luck tonight. Get outta here.

Good heavens!

Good job, guys. That's the way! Two points, that's it!

Good pass!

Good question! Oh, yeah?

Good seats are still available.

Got my eye on the three of you.

Gotta hand it to the old bastard. He's highly original.

Great.

Guys, hold it! Hold it!

Guys, we'll party in there!

Guys, we'll see you later. Bye.

Hair? Yeah, the hair.

Hanrahan, she's a dyke! I know! I know!

Hanrahan, Suzanne sucks pussy!

Hanrahan?

HANSONS: Come on! Let's go!

HANSONS: Hey, coach! How ya doing there?

Has been known to carve a man's eye out with the flick of the wrist.

Have you been benched? Yes, a first in my professional career.

Have you seen Dunlop or Braden? I'm gonna flash them, Joe.

He comes in every day.

He deserved it! Yeah, yeah!

He is a criminal element.

He said if I was a dyke, that made him a queer.

He said that?

He told me so!

He told me the only reason you paid attention to me

He told me to tell you he's really glad that we're winning.

He treats you like shit.

He usually refers to the opposing players as The Little Scalps.

He was gonna get Jill back even if he had to beg her.

He would get deliberate penalties

He wouldn't dare pull anything like that on Johnny.

He's a neat guy. Looking to get us bonuses.

He's completely off his rocker.

He's gonna catch his death out there!

He's gonna think the worst.

He's had the greatest influence on me,

He's in the Yellow Pages. It's only a few pennies a day.

He's just gonna shock her with his views on life.

He's not fighting. No. He's...

He's not playing. He's suspended.

He's screening me! Move him out!

He's the coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team.

He's the coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team.

He's the fucking one who started it.

Hell, those poor old people, they gotta have something to root for.

Hell! Here's to the Sunshine State!

Hello?

Hello?

Her breathing makes him feel more secure.

Her name was June

Here I am a no good, runaway hockey wife.

Here they come now, led by someone we all know very well,

Here they come now! The rags to riches Cinderella contenders

Here ya go, ya bum.

Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in F L A.

Heroin. You name it.

Hey, Billy.

Hey, coach. We got to keep our bracelets!

Hey, come on back!

Hey, come out and see the game tonight. Compliments of the Chiefs.

Hey, Drouin, change the channel!

Hey, guys! Hey! Wait up. Hold up.

Hey, guys?

Hey, guys. This is Dickie Dunn. He wrote the article on ya.

Hey, hey, there!

Hey, hey, there!

Hey, I think you're wonderful!

Hey, I want a soda!

Hey, I'll try to call you before you go.

Hey, Killer! Get them tonight!

Hey, Lily, we're gonna have a ball! We are?

Hey, Lily!

Hey, Lily! Come on... What's the matter with her?

Hey, Lily.

Hey, McCracken!

Hey, Reg Dunlop. How about a statement?

Hey, Reg? Reg, what'd you say to him?

Hey, Reg? Yeah?

Hey, Walt! What are you doing?

Hey, you gotta roll with it, kid.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Dead history!

Hey! Hey, Lily!

Hey! Hey!

Hey. Billy!

Hey. you guys, listen.

Hey... Lil? Lil!

Hi, coach.

Hi, Francine! Francine!

Hi, GUYS Hi, GUYS

Hi, guys. Hi, coach.

Hi, guys. I'm proud of ya. They're talking about you in the streets!

Hi, guys. Nice to meet ya.

Hi, guys. The Hansons.

Hi, Jim Carr again.

Hi, Oggie.

Hi, there. Jim Carr. What's your question?

Hi! Oh, hi.

Hi. You know Toe Blake? No?

High sticking happen when the guy take the stick, and he go like that.

His wife is a dyke!

Hit him with your purse, ya pussy!

Hiya! Hi.

Hiya! Let's go someplace. Ya know the Aces?

Hockey players will be nothing but actors, punks.

Hockey. Their own team. A Saturday night game.

Holy Mother of God! Ned, are you seeing what I'm seeing?

Honey, I gotta go.

Honey? We won last night!

How come you talk dirty?

How could anybody in his right mind buy a fifth place team?

How do you feel about that?

How many are out there?

How much do you expect a man to take?

How much these goons gonna cost? $250 for each.

How ya doing, Lil? Hey, Johnny.

How.

How'd you ask him? I say, "Who own the Chiefs?"

How's it going, Nick? I'm drunk.

How's Oggie Ogilthorpe? Who?

I can circle, but it's gonna cost you more. For Chrissake!

I can get ya straight. [CRYING] Beat it.

I can put that smile back on your face

I can't control them anymore. They gotta be punished.

I can't figure it out. I'm slipping fast. I think you look fine.

I can't tell you what you've done for all of us,

I can't tell you what you've done for all of us,

I come here to get away from my wife! Holy shit!

I conned you guys. I just lied to you.

I could make a goddamn fortune.

I could probably get some interest, yes. Oh, boy!

I didn't do it.

I do not believe my frigging eyes.

I don't believe that. Dickie Dunn wrote this.

I don't believe this. I don't frigging believe this!

I don't blame you though. I mean, women's bodies are beautiful.

I don't care who own the Chiefs. I hate it here.

I don't care who's a fag no more.

I don't know what hit me.

I don't know what to say. It's up to you.

I don't know why Syracuse has elected to miss the warm up.

I don't know why, really.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. You don't know?

I don't see myself in one of those bullshit 9:00 to 5:00 jobs.

I don't think you understand finance.

I don't wanna have a fight again.

I don't want any tits and I don't want any "for sale" sign.

I don't want any youngsters out there

I got a better idea. Let's die in bed. You're nuts.

I got a contract!

I got a good deal on those boys.

I got good news. I'm paying by the hour for this thing.

I guess I owe that to you. Thank you.

I guess I'm their representative.

I guess that was a big fight. Are you in pain?

I guess this is my last season.

I hate it. Turn it off! Don't touch that television set!

I hate you, Braden!

I have a personal announcement.

I have a theory that children imitate what they see on a TV screen.

I have to confess I've never let the children watch a hockey game.

I just found out about it. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I just made that shit up. We're deader than this stinking town.

I just wanna get out of this goddamn dump!

I knew there was a reason he made the trip. Nobody told me anything.

I know a good bar here. The Palm Isle.

I know all the other teams laugh at me.

I know that thousands of people in Charlestown have lost jobs

I left my husband, too. Really?

I like to see how the other half lives.

I mean,

I mean, dressed as bluebirds with all them feathers on, racing around the ice!

I mean, fantastic! I knew it'd drive him berserk.

I mean, I could meet somebody. You could meet somebody.

I mean, who cares? It's natural. It's all around us!

I only drink in the afternoon.

I owe all that I am to our coach, Reg Dun/op.

I own the Chiefs.

I put a bounty on this guy's head. If I don't get some shut...

I run a clean game here. I have any trouble, I'll suspend ya!

I said no one could take your place

I said some bad things about the boy, but we can explain that

I said, "Jesus, stop it. I'm ashamed of ya." Damn you.

I said, "There's no one better than 0l' Francine."

I see 'em walking around the streets depressed all the time.

I see. What is high sticking?

I think I'm gaining a little weight.

I think I'm gonna change my name.

I think that was Jack. Well, it was Jeff or Jack.

I think that went well.

I think the negotiations are, you know, going pretty good.

I think there are a lot of shysters in Florida.

I thought he'd been suspended forever.

I thought I'd get Jerry one of those "Great Ideas of the World" sets.

I told him his wife was a dyke. No!

I told him not to do that.

I tried to capture the spirit of the thing. Yeah.

I underlined the fuck scenes for ya.

I walked into the place, she comes up to me without even saying hello,

I wanna know what happens...

I want a receipt.

I want some snatch by the pool.

I want some snatch by the pool.

I want that $100. Well, you gotta earn it, Killer.

I want to say to all you unemployed folks,

I want to win that championship tonight, but I wanna win it clean.

I wanted to talk to you fellas face to face.

I wanted to tell you I forgot the whole thing.

I was coaching in Omaha in 1948,

I was gonna come down the other night and ask if you wanted to go to the Aces.

I was in Florida once on a southern tour

I was thinking about you the other day.

I was trying to capture the spirit of the thing.

I was trying to capture the spirit of the thing.

I was trying to imagine you when you were through with hockey, and I couldn't.

I was watching kids play hockey the other day.

I went out in that storm last week to start my car. I didn't have my jacket on.

I would go over to this wife's house and we would get drunk.

I would like to see the bail just a little more reasonable.

I wouldn't crack your knuckles for a hundred bucks.

I'd be interested in a good front office job.

I'd even fix you something to eat. Tell you some stories.

I'd fix you something hot to drink, I'd rub your back.

I'd forgotten.

I'd like to have you there with me.

I'd like to say hi to all the guys at work if I can.

I'd make a fortune.

I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves.

I'll be right back.

I'll bench ya.

I'll invite him out to the summerhouse tonight

I'll let you know when I get it straightened out.

I'll never forget an exclusive interview I did with him many years ago

I'll pay you back tomorrow. No, that's not the problem.

I'll see you around.

I'll take my chances.

I'm all for that. Always good to have choices.

I'm also having a lot of problems at home.

I'm ashamed.

I'm certainly glad Mrs. Carr isn't here tonight

I'm coming!

I'm cracking up. You know what I mean? You don't look bad.

I'm driving up and I say to myself, "Who cares about Florida?

I'm getting tipsy! I've been shitfaced for the past week.

I'm gonna be calling my brother in law in the fucking Chrysler plant.

I'm gonna bring my guys up there.

I'm gonna go out with style. Play it straight.

I'm gonna have to give them odds!

I'm gonna walk down that aisle,

I'm gonna wiggle it at them, you cheap bastard. You better be prepared

I'm listening to the fucking song!

I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna goon it up for ya.

I'm not playing my last game that way.

I'm only halfway out the revolving door. You know what I mean?

I'm placing a personal bounty on the head of Tim McCracken.

I'm Reggie Dunlop of the Chiefs. I came to see your husband.

I'm saving the dime to call Mom.

I'm sorry about the Chiefs, Reg.

I'm sorry, Jerry. Like I say, I'd like to cancel the order.

I'm telling you, Broom County is visibly upset by this display.

I'm tits up after this game, no matter what happens.

I'm too old to be traded again. A one in a million chance.

I'm waiting for quiet. Yeah, you'll have quiet.

I've been going about this all wrong! I probably am terrific.

I've been sleeping with women.

I've botched up everything, haven't I?

I've done enough shit work.

I've got nothing to worry about.

I've just been handed the Syracuse roster,

I've personally been talking to the owner,

Icing happen when the puck come down, bang, you know,

Idiot McGrath and his shitty P.R. schemes. I hate that cheap bastard.

If anybody boards him, he's gonna piss all over himself.

If I don't get some shut eye, I'm gonna get murdered out there on the ice.

If I had to do it again, I would've gotten an education.

If I see you in the stands, it make me feel better... a little.

If I wasn't so goddamn busy, I'd see more of you.

If I'm not tight, I can't stand it. That's terrible!

If they see someone stick up a bank, they'll stick up a bank.

If they see violence, they'll become violent.

If things don't work out, get in touch with me in Minneapolis.

If things keep up the way they are,

If we just put our minds to it.

If you get hurt If you get hurt

If you sign your contract over to me, I'll prorate your losses.

If you want to get in touch with me,

If you were to come up to my apartment right now,

In fact, I've got some equipment I'd like to sell.

In fucking credible! Who is it?

In semi seclusion in northern Quebec

In the locker rooms, cocks all over the place.

Indian Spring Water

Is a season ticket to the Chiefs games.

Is gonna be running for the exits.

Is he a nice guy?

Is he nice to her?

Is real thirsty for a big grudge match type victory here tonight.

Is she coming to Minnesota? Oh, for sure!

Is that a new dress? Sort of.

Is that right'? And on the other side of the scale, Ned Braden

Is that the first time you wore that dress?

Is there anyone you'd like to say hello to back home?

Is this the guy? Yeah, that's him!

Is your team any good?

It ain't mean enough. Put some blood in there.

It looks sort of cute.

It makes me feel glad to see the Chiefs on the warpath again,

It may have settled in my kidneys.

It might be Syracuse is afraid to come out and face the Chiefs.

It used to be a nickel. Now, the golden years are behind you.

It was a garbage win.

It was along bus ride.

It was snowing like hell before we even got to the motel.

It wasn't me!

It's 17. I'll check that later.

It's a Chiefs' key ring. You can't buy these in stores.

It's a Chiefs' key ring. You can't buy these in stores.

It's a pathetic story. It's pathetic.

It's a sad, sad situation

It's all right.

It's along the boards. Nail him! Nail him!

It's been so much fun waiting to see what you're gonna do next.

It's dragging it through the mud.

It's fucking embarrassing.

It's gonna be a big one! See those guys...

It's gonna make it easier to close that Florida deal.

It's gotta be true. That's fantastic!

It's him!

It's hush hush and I can't name names, but let's say

It's my last game, and I wanna play it straight.

It's never made a fuck's bit of difference whether we won or lost.

It's right there. Look!

It's sad, so sad So sad

It's sad, so sad So sad

It's sensationally ugly! You're going bald!

It's the old tactic, the mind fuck.

It's their rink, it's their ice and it's their fucking town.

J.G., Jimmy, come over here. Listen to this.

JACK: Called us names! He called us names!

JACK: I gave you a quarter at the bus station.

JACK: Put my fucking car back on the track!

Jacky St. Pierre's wife left him.

Jean Guy, leave it.

JEFF: Well, will you give me another dime?

JEFF: What do you mean, Flood City?

Jerry, I'd like to cancel the order. REGGIE: Joe?

Jesus Christ, Braden! You would, wouldn't you?

Jesus Christ, what a fucking nightmare.

Jesus Christ! No wonder he flipped his lid.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ. Cover his wrinkled old ass.

Jesus Christ. Poor fucking guy. Does that make him a fag?

Jesus fucking Christ. They don't leave the bench.

Jesus, did you write him a note?

Jesus, it's finally happened.

Jesus, Lily, there's been three ****s and two murders in this park in one year.

Jesus, look at Brophy. He's plastered!

Jesus.

Jesus. You really married a weirdo. He don't run with the traffic.

Joe McGrath here. Just checking on Dunlop...

Joe McGrath here. The boys like to horse around.

Joe McGrath. Oh, yes, miss!

Joe, enough's enough.

Joe, hurry it up. I wanna go home. Sergeant, when is the trial?

Joe, what happens to us when the mill closes?

Joe, who own the Chiefs? Owns! Owns!

Johnny doesn't care for the fighting. He told me so.

Just 'cause we're losing... Who cares? It's over.

Just snap your fingers and I'm walking

Just some English pig with no brains, you know.

Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life

Keep the guys off me! Come on!

Keep your eyes open. Better passing.

Keeps playing me when he knows I'm shitfaced.

Key chain. You know, car keys, house keys.

Keys to the camper?

Kid.

Kill the bastard!

Kill those Hanson creeps!

Kings over!

Kiss my ass! We win 'cause I make 'em crazy!

Ladies and gentlemen, I can't explain this delay.

Ladies and gentlemen, our national anthem.

Ladies and gentlemen, this has all the earmarks of a hockey classic.

Last game? Yeah.

Let 'em know there's gonna be blood in there.

Let the girls in here with us. Come on, Walt, pull over.

Let's get on the bus.

Let's go now!

Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs!

Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs!

Let's see it. Two and sixes.

Let's start something. Get the fuck out, I'm going home!

Let's win the frigging game.

Like Eddie Shore. JEFF: Yeah!

Lil, where're you going?

Lil?

LILY: Ned? Ned!

Look at his lip.

Look at me!

Look at that.

Look into the camera and say hello to anybody.

Look. If you did your cheekbones better,

Looks good. Kinda tight.

Louise left me, and that son of a bitch

Love is good Love can be strong

Love is good Love can be strong

Love is good Love can be strong

Love is good, love is strong

Major surgery. Open heart.

Make him stop or we're leaving!

Make me sick, my allergy. Puke every time.

Making it look mean!

Making out?

MALE ANNOUNCER: Pure spring water brought right to your door.

Man for man, we're better than any fucking club

MAN ON TV: I wish I could put my arms around you.

MAN: Free tickets! Sure, spread them around, guys.

MAN: Hey, Charlie!

MAN: Hey, Reg!

MAN: My 2602? Yes.

MAN: Slow down the main line. Going too fast.

MAN: There's no room in sports for people like you!

Maybe all that will change. Maybe I'll wind up sleeping with old goalies.

Maybe we could find a good game on TV. Great.

McCracken, also known as Dr. Hook for his scalp like prowess with the stick,

McGRATH: Come on now. The Chiefs are a terrific organization!

McGRATH: We're expecting great things from you boys.

McGrath's in there trying to get himself anotherjob. Fucking team's folding.

Me and Junie Mae we got on fine

Met a little girl

Michael, you're gonna stay in the yard,

Minnesota dropped ya. It's in Hockey News. I'll save it for ya.

Mom, I'm late. I gotta go.

Mother of God. REGGIE: I want a big rally this period.

Move back. There you go. Number three.

My accountant tells me I'm better off folding the team, taking a tax loss.

My allergy to those fucking fans, you know, has returned.

My ambition is to win all your contracts.

My attitude's right. Okay, kid.

My boy!