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Die Hard (1988) Die Hard is a thrilling action film released in 1988, directed by John McTiernan. Starring Bruce Willis as

Die Hard (1988)

Die Hard is a thrilling action film released in 1988, directed by John McTiernan. Starring Bruce Willis as the iconic protagonist, John McClane, the movie follows his one-man battle against a group of terrorists who have taken control of a Los Angeles skyscraper during a Christmas party. Die Hard also features exceptional performances from Alan Rickman as the villainous Hans Gruber, Bonnie Bedelia as John's estranged wife, and Reginald VelJohnson as Sgt. Al Powell. Experience the heart-pounding sounds of the film by playing and downloading them here.

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A hunch. Things he said...
A hunch. Things he said...
A member of the radical West German Volksfrei movement.
A member of the radical West German Volksfrei movement.
A pain in the ass.
A pain in the ass.
A policeman's wife might come in handy.
A policeman's wife might come in handy.
A security guard we missed?
A security guard we missed?
A sort of psychological transference and a projection of dependency.
A sort of psychological transference and a projection of dependency.
A strange sort of trust and bond develops.
A strange sort of trust and bond develops.
A very special friend...
A very special friend...
About going up in a tall building again.
About going up in a tall building again.
About the past six months.
About the past six months.
According to official sources, the perpetrators
According to official sources, the perpetrators
Acknowledge this transmission.
Acknowledge this transmission.
Acknowledge this transmission.
Acknowledge this transmission.
Actually, I was thinkin' more of mulled wine, a nice aged Brie...
Actually, I was thinkin' more of mulled wine, a nice aged Brie...
Actually, it's kind of sort of a double celebration. We, uh, closed a pretty big deal today.
Actually, it's kind of sort of a double celebration. We, uh, closed a pretty big deal today.
After all your posturing, all your little speeches...
After all your posturing, all your little speeches...
After this incredible ordeal, what are your feelings?
After this incredible ordeal, what are your feelings?
After we call the police, they'll waste hours trying to negotiate...
After we call the police, they'll waste hours trying to negotiate...
After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks.
After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks.
Ah, that meant she had to move here.
Ah, that meant she had to move here.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah.
Ah.
Al, this is my wife Holly.
Al, this is my wife Holly.
Al, you still with me, babe? What's going on?
Al, you still with me, babe? What's going on?
Al.
Al.
All of you, relax. This is a matter of inconvenient timing, that's all.
All of you, relax. This is a matter of inconvenient timing, that's all.
All right, guys, we got Charlie Unit in position by the parking structure.
All right, guys, we got Charlie Unit in position by the parking structure.
All right, here's the deal. You got 30 or so hostages on the 30th floor.
All right, here's the deal. You got 30 or so hostages on the 30th floor.
All right, I want two of you to go inside and see if there's anybody else.
All right, I want two of you to go inside and see if there's anybody else.
All right, John, listen.
All right, John, listen.
All right, spread out.
All right, spread out.
All right, those are the city engineers.
All right, those are the city engineers.
All right, who's talking to 'em?
All right, who's talking to 'em?
All right? All right. Come on. Come on.
All right? All right. Come on. Come on.
All right. Get back. Get back. Off. Off. All right.
All right. Get back. Get back. Off. Off. All right.
All right. Listen up, guys.
All right. Listen up, guys.
All telephone lines have been cut.
All telephone lines have been cut.
All we know is that somebody shot your car up.
All we know is that somebody shot your car up.
Am I right?
Am I right?
Americans, all alike. Well, this time...
Americans, all alike. Well, this time...
And and when to pray.
And and when to pray.
And a lot of it was due to Holly.
And a lot of it was due to Holly.
And a roaring fireplace.
And a roaring fireplace.
And are holding at least 30 people hostage.
And are holding at least 30 people hostage.
And author of Hostage Terrorist, Terrorist Hostage: A Study in Duality.
And author of Hostage Terrorist, Terrorist Hostage: A Study in Duality.
And by the time they figure out what went wrong...
And by the time they figure out what went wrong...
And enough plastic explosives to orbit Arnold Schwarzenegger.
And enough plastic explosives to orbit Arnold Schwarzenegger.
And father of five.
And father of five.
And give me my detonators.
And give me my detonators.
And his bag is missing.
And his bag is missing.
And I am in charge of this situation.
And I am in charge of this situation.
And I want you to tell her that. I want you to tell her that...
And I want you to tell her that. I want you to tell her that...
And if you're not one of them
And if you're not one of them
And maybe, l don't know, seven or eight terrorists up there.
And maybe, l don't know, seven or eight terrorists up there.
And my associate, Theo, has some questions for you.
And my associate, Theo, has some questions for you.
And no snoopin' around the house looking for presents.
And no snoopin' around the house looking for presents.
And she'd come crawling on back to you...
And she'd come crawling on back to you...
And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.
And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.
And that just ain't gonna happen until you stop messing up the works, capisce?
And that just ain't gonna happen until you stop messing up the works, capisce?
And the computer controls the vault.
And the computer controls the vault.
And the electromagnetic came down like a fucking anvil.
And the electromagnetic came down like a fucking anvil.
And the only communication now possible...
And the only communication now possible...
And the other man was Heinrich.
And the other man was Heinrich.
And then you can tear the building apart looking for this man.
And then you can tear the building apart looking for this man.
And they will accompany us in helicopters to the Los Angeles International Airport...
And they will accompany us in helicopters to the Los Angeles International Airport...
And they're running it step by step.
And they're running it step by step.
And unless you like it messy, I'd start bringing us in groups to the bathroom.
And unless you like it messy, I'd start bringing us in groups to the bathroom.
And you live happily ever after, right?
And you live happily ever after, right?
And, as it happens, necessary.
And, as it happens, necessary.
And, please remember...
And, please remember...
Any information you could get, when they wake up in Tokyo in the morning, they'll change it.
Any information you could get, when they wake up in Tokyo in the morning, they'll change it.
Any of these things ring a bell?
Any of these things ring a bell?
Anytime you wanna go home, you consider yourself dismissed.
Anytime you wanna go home, you consider yourself dismissed.
Anyway, I just couldn't bring myself to draw my gun on anybody again.
Anyway, I just couldn't bring myself to draw my gun on anybody again.
Approximately two hours ago, an unidentified group of men...
Approximately two hours ago, an unidentified group of men...
Are we gonna have this conversation again? We did this in July.
Are we gonna have this conversation again? We did this in July.
Are you still there?
Are you still there?
Argyle, tell me you heard the shots and you're callin' the police right now.
Argyle, tell me you heard the shots and you're callin' the police right now.
Argyle. I'm your limo driver.
Argyle. I'm your limo driver.
Armed with automatic weapons at Nakatomi Plaza, Century City.
Armed with automatic weapons at Nakatomi Plaza, Century City.
Arrest them for not paying their electric bill?
Arrest them for not paying their electric bill?
Ask me, that god damn computer sent you out on another wild goose chase.
Ask me, that god damn computer sent you out on another wild goose chase.
Attention, police.
Attention, police.
Attention, whoever you are. This channel's reserved for emergency calls only.
Attention, whoever you are. This channel's reserved for emergency calls only.
Aw, the hell with this.
Aw, the hell with this.
Babe, put away the gun. This is radio, not television.
Babe, put away the gun. This is radio, not television.
Baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
Baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
Bag it.
Bag it.
Basically, it's when the hostages and the terrorists go through...
Basically, it's when the hostages and the terrorists go through...
Because if he doesn't, I'm gonna nail him. I'm really gonna nail his ass now. Believe me.
Because if he doesn't, I'm gonna nail him. I'm really gonna nail his ass now. Believe me.
Because it looks like this last one's gonna take a miracle.
Because it looks like this last one's gonna take a miracle.
Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
Begin your reconnoiter.
Begin your reconnoiter.
Benefits of a classical education.
Benefits of a classical education.
Better get ahold of somebody at Dispatch.
Better get ahold of somebody at Dispatch.
Big time.
Big time.
Bill Clay.
Bill Clay.
Blow the roof!
Blow the roof!
Boom! Two points.
Boom! Two points.
Born, Kyoto, 1937.
Born, Kyoto, 1937.
But all things being equal, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
But all things being equal, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
But have no illusions. We are in charge.
But have no illusions. We are in charge.
But he appears to be the one who phoned in the report.
But he appears to be the one who phoned in the report.
But he had the detonators.
But he had the detonators.
But I need the code key because I am interested...
But I need the code key because I am interested...
But I'm afraid work must intrude...
But I'm afraid work must intrude...
But I'm sure you realize you're not dealing with anything significant here.
But I'm sure you realize you're not dealing with anything significant here.
But let Heinrich plant the detonators and Theo prepare the vault.
But let Heinrich plant the detonators and Theo prepare the vault.
But that
But that
But until then, we do not alter the plan.
But until then, we do not alter the plan.
But what do you want with the detonators, Hans?
But what do you want with the detonators, Hans?
But you can tell her that yourself.
But you can tell her that yourself.
But you didn't expect some poison pill was gonna be running around in the building.
But you didn't expect some poison pill was gonna be running around in the building.
But you got some badass perpetrators, and they're here to stay.
But you got some badass perpetrators, and they're here to stay.
But you're just dragging this thing out.
But you're just dragging this thing out.
But, uh, you're gonna have to bring the ice cream.
But, uh, you're gonna have to bring the ice cream.
By the time he figures out what hit him, he'll be in a body bag.
By the time he figures out what hit him, he'll be in a body bag.
California.
California.
Call 911.
Call 911.
Call me... Roy.
Call me... Roy.
Can talk to the L.A. police...
Can talk to the L.A. police...
Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
Chalk up two more bad guys.
Chalk up two more bad guys.
Chestnuts.
Chestnuts.
Christ, Powell, I told you what kind of people you're dealing with here.
Christ, Powell, I told you what kind of people you're dealing with here.
Christ!
Christ!
Christ.
Christ.
Come home.
Come home.
Come on! Come on! I'll fuckin' rip your head off?
Come on! Come on! I'll fuckin' rip your head off?
Come on. Come on! We're gonna miss it.
Come on. Come on! We're gonna miss it.
Come on. Come on. Where's the fucking cavalry?
Come on. Come on. Where's the fucking cavalry?
Come on. l got 50 bucks bet on them assholes.
Come on. l got 50 bucks bet on them assholes.
Come on. You wanna stay alive, you stay with me.
Come on. You wanna stay alive, you stay with me.
Come to papa. I'll kiss your fuckin' dalmatian.
Come to papa. I'll kiss your fuckin' dalmatian.
Comprende?
Comprende?
Computers. 32, construction. 33, computers.
Computers. 32, construction. 33, computers.
Contrary to what you people may think...
Contrary to what you people may think...
Cops?
Cops?
Cute toy.
Cute toy.
Damn right. Fully armed. We're on the way.
Damn right. Fully armed. We're on the way.
Damn! Goddamn it! Jesus H. Christ!
Damn! Goddamn it! Jesus H. Christ!
Danny, did you get all that? Let's go. We gotta make some calls.
Danny, did you get all that? Let's go. We gotta make some calls.
Danny, did you get all that? Let's go. We gotta make some calls.
Danny, did you get all that? Let's go. We gotta make some calls.
Dawn. D A W N.
Dawn. D A W N.
Did you get that?
Did you get that?
Dispatch to 8 Lincoln 30, over.
Dispatch to 8 Lincoln 30, over.
Do you hear that?
Do you hear that?
Do you smoke?
Do you smoke?
Do you think they'll even try to do it?
Do you think they'll even try to do it?
Do you think they'll even try to do it?
Do you think they'll even try to do it?
Don't Don't kill me. Please, don't. Please!
Don't Don't kill me. Please, don't. Please!
Don't ask me, man. I'm just a desk jockey who was on my way home when you rang.
Don't ask me, man. I'm just a desk jockey who was on my way home when you rang.
Don't be impatient.
Don't be impatient.
Don't move.
Don't move.
Dr. Hasseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours?
Dr. Hasseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours?
Drop that, motherfucker! I'll fuckin' kill you!
Drop that, motherfucker! I'll fuckin' kill you!
Eat your heart out, Channel Five.
Eat your heart out, Channel Five.
Eddie, on what floor did the alarm go off?
Eddie, on what floor did the alarm go off?
Ellis, what have you told them?
Ellis, what have you told them?
Ellis, you shouldn't be doing this.
Ellis, you shouldn't be doing this.
Ellis.
Ellis.
Emergency lighting activated.
Emergency lighting activated.
Enough jokes.
Enough jokes.
Enough.
Enough.
Everything here's okay. Over.
Everything here's okay. Over.
Except how to live with a mistake.
Except how to live with a mistake.
Except maybe when you're signing checks?
Except maybe when you're signing checks?
Excuse me, sir, but what about the body that fell out the window?
Excuse me, sir, but what about the body that fell out the window?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Families, stockings.
Families, stockings.
Family emigrated to San Pedro, California, 1939.
Family emigrated to San Pedro, California, 1939.
Figure we take out the terrorists...
Figure we take out the terrorists...
Fine, report me! Come the fuck down here and arrest me!
Fine, report me! Come the fuck down here and arrest me!
Fire.
Fire.
Fists with your toes?
Fists with your toes?
Fists with your toes.
Fists with your toes.
Five, four, three, two.
Five, four, three, two.
For making this one of the greatest years in the history of the Nakatomi Corporation.
For making this one of the greatest years in the history of the Nakatomi Corporation.
For the five mechanicals, at the minimum.
For the five mechanicals, at the minimum.
For there were no more worlds to conquer."
For there were no more worlds to conquer."
Four, three, two, one.
Four, three, two, one.
Franco, you and Fritz take the body upstairs and out of sight.
Franco, you and Fritz take the body upstairs and out of sight.
From up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.
From up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
Geronimo, motherfucker!
Geronimo, motherfucker!
Get down! Get the fuck downstairs!
Get down! Get the fuck downstairs!
Get on a jet to Tokyo and ask the chairman.
Get on a jet to Tokyo and ask the chairman.
Get them back!
Get them back!
Ginny, it's 5:40. Go join the party. Have some champagne.
Ginny, it's 5:40. Go join the party. Have some champagne.
Girls.
Girls.
Give me the code.
Give me the code.
Give me water hook ups for engine companies five, three, nine, six.
Give me water hook ups for engine companies five, three, nine, six.
Give them the guard's name, the building code number and cancel the alarm.
Give them the guard's name, the building code number and cancel the alarm.
Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this?
Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this?
Go fuck yourself, Hans.
Go fuck yourself, Hans.
Go on.
Go on.
Go to work.
Go to work.
God, that man looks really pissed.
God, that man looks really pissed.
God, you'll be in the car half the time.
God, you'll be in the car half the time.
Goddamn it!
Goddamn it!
Goin' in? Man, that's crazy!
Goin' in? Man, that's crazy!
Good enough.
Good enough.
Good evening. This is Harvey Johnson.
Good evening. This is Harvey Johnson.
Good job. Very mature.
Good job. Very mature.
Good. Then you'll give us what we want and save your friend's life.
Good. Then you'll give us what we want and save your friend's life.
Got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?
Got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?
Got it.
Got it.
H Hello?
H Hello?
Hang on, baby. Hang on, honey. Oh, God.
Hang on, baby. Hang on, honey. Oh, God.
Hans, Bubbe, I'm your white knight.
Hans, Bubbe, I'm your white knight.
Hans, this asshole is not my friend. l just met him tonight.
Hans, this asshole is not my friend. l just met him tonight.
Hans, this shithead does not know what kind of man you are, but I do. Listen
Hans, this shithead does not know what kind of man you are, but I do. Listen
Hans, we're on the roof.
Hans, we're on the roof.
Hans, you motherfucker, you made your point! Let 'em pull back!
Hans, you motherfucker, you made your point! Let 'em pull back!
Hans!
Hans!
Hans.
Hans.
Happy trails, Hans.
Happy trails, Hans.
Harry, it's Christmas Eve.
Harry, it's Christmas Eve.
Harvey, we're on the air.
Harvey, we're on the air.
Has been through the use of C.B. communicators...
Has been through the use of C.B. communicators...
Has it occurred to you he could be one of the terrorists pulling your chain?
Has it occurred to you he could be one of the terrorists pulling your chain?
Have a look at what our friends outside are doing, and I'll be right up.
Have a look at what our friends outside are doing, and I'll be right up.
Have a very Merry Christmas.
Have a very Merry Christmas.
Have embraced their captors after their release...
Have embraced their captors after their release...
Have you met everyone?
Have you met everyone?
He claims?
He claims?
He could fuck this whole thing up. What does he think he's doin'?
He could fuck this whole thing up. What does he think he's doin'?
He did everything he could to save him.
He did everything he could to save him.
He just gave him up. Give me that headset.
He just gave him up. Give me that headset.
He thought he was God's greatest gift, you know?
He thought he was God's greatest gift, you know?
He wasn't lying about Marco. He's down on the street.
He wasn't lying about Marco. He's down on the street.
He's also the reason why you're facing seven terrorists instead of 12.
He's also the reason why you're facing seven terrorists instead of 12.
He's gonna give a damn about what you'll do to him if he makes it out of there alive?
He's gonna give a damn about what you'll do to him if he makes it out of there alive?
He's inside? Who is he?
He's inside? Who is he?
He's killed one terrorist for sure, and he claims he's capped off two others.
He's killed one terrorist for sure, and he claims he's capped off two others.
He's the reason why we have the information we have up until now.
He's the reason why we have the information we have up until now.
Heard a heck of a lot about you.
Heard a heck of a lot about you.
Helicopters are en route as you requested.
Helicopters are en route as you requested.
Hello, Lucy McClane. This is your mother speaking.
Hello, Lucy McClane. This is your mother speaking.
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast.
Hey, babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast.
Hey, business is business. You use a gun. I use a fountain pen.
Hey, business is business. You use a gun. I use a fountain pen.
Hey, come on. Let's go!
Hey, come on. Let's go!
Hey, come on. You divorced? You separated? She beat you up?
Hey, come on. You divorced? You separated? She beat you up?
Hey, Holly, what about dinner tonight, huh?
Hey, Holly, what about dinner tonight, huh?
Hey, I'm John McClane.
Hey, I'm John McClane.
Hey, John Boy.
Hey, John Boy.
Hey, look. l love you. So do a lot of the other guys.
Hey, look. l love you. So do a lot of the other guys.
Hey, Powell, you out there?
Hey, Powell, you out there?
Hey, Roy. How you feelin'?
Hey, Roy. How you feelin'?
Hey, that'll work.
Hey, that'll work.
Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out, so we got you with tape decks.
Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out, so we got you with tape decks.
Hey, what am l, a method actor, Hans?
Hey, what am l, a method actor, Hans?
Hey! All right!
Hey! All right!
Hey! Merry Christmas!
Hey! Merry Christmas!
Hi, honey.
Hi, honey.
Hi, there. How you doing?
Hi, there. How you doing?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. I'm looking for, uh
Hi. I'm looking for, uh
His job's 3,000 miles away.
His job's 3,000 miles away.
Hit it again.
Hit it again.
Hmm. These are very bad for you.
Hmm. These are very bad for you.
Ho ho ho."
Ho ho ho."
Hola, Mrs. Holly.
Hola, Mrs. Holly.
Holly Gennero.
Holly Gennero.
Holly went to the vault room to fax some documents. She should be back any minute.
Holly went to the vault room to fax some documents. She should be back any minute.
Holly!
Holly!
Holly's policeman. Ellis is in charge of international development.
Holly's policeman. Ellis is in charge of international development.
How about you, cowboy? You got any kids back on your ranch?
How about you, cowboy? You got any kids back on your ranch?
How come nobody's come to us with ransom demands?
How come nobody's come to us with ransom demands?
How do you do?
How do you do?
How do you do?
How do you do?
How does it feel to be outside?
How does it feel to be outside?
How many kids you got, Al?
How many kids you got, Al?
How nice to make your acquaintance.
How nice to make your acquaintance.
How the fuck did you get into this shit?
How the fuck did you get into this shit?
Hurry ...
Hurry ...
I already used all the explosives.
I already used all the explosives.
I always enjoyed to make models when I was a boy.
I always enjoyed to make models when I was a boy.
I am Takagi.
I am Takagi.
I am, sir. Sergeant Powell. Al Powell.
I am, sir. Sergeant Powell. Al Powell.
I assume you are our mysterious party crasher.
I assume you are our mysterious party crasher.
I assume you realize the futility of direct action against me.
I assume you realize the futility of direct action against me.
I believe you. I read the article in Forbes.
I believe you. I read the article in Forbes.
I can give him to you.
I can give him to you.
I can live with that.
I can live with that.
I can stall them, but not if they hear gunshots.
I can stall them, but not if they hear gunshots.
I can't just pick up and go that easy.
I can't just pick up and go that easy.
I couldn't agree with you more.
I couldn't agree with you more.
I didn't know you were gonna sit up front.
I didn't know you were gonna sit up front.
I do see a guard inside. I'm gonna go in for a closer look.
I do see a guard inside. I'm gonna go in for a closer look.
I don't know him. Jesus Christ, Ellis, these people are gonna kill you!
I don't know him. Jesus Christ, Ellis, these people are gonna kill you!
I don't like this, Sarge.
I don't like this, Sarge.
I don't think so, sir. In fact, I think he's a cop.
I don't think so, sir. In fact, I think he's a cop.
I don't think you have a clue what my idea of our marriage should be.
I don't think you have a clue what my idea of our marriage should be.
I don't want neutral. I want dead.
I don't want neutral. I want dead.
I don't want the hostages to think too much.
I don't want the hostages to think too much.
I feel like shit anyway.
I feel like shit anyway.
I figure you're here to negotiate. Am I right?
I figure you're here to negotiate. Am I right?
I figured since I waxed Tony and Marco and his friend here...
I figured since I waxed Tony and Marco and his friend here...
I gotta go check on something.
I gotta go check on something.
I guess you didn't miss my name, though, huh?
I guess you didn't miss my name, though, huh?
I have a request.
I have a request.
I have comrades in arms around the world languishing in prison.
I have comrades in arms around the world languishing in prison.
I have two myself.
I have two myself.
I hear you, partner. L.A.'s finest are on it.
I hear you, partner. L.A.'s finest are on it.
I hear you.
I hear you.
I hear you. We'll be ready.
I hear you. We'll be ready.
I hope that's not a hostage.
I hope that's not a hostage.
I know you think you're doing your job, and l can appreciate that...
I know you think you're doing your job, and l can appreciate that...
I know, I know. It sounds crazy.
I know, I know. It sounds crazy.
I l I don't have the authority. I can't authorize Two hours is not enough.
I l I don't have the authority. I can't authorize Two hours is not enough.
I managed to get out of there, and, uh
I managed to get out of there, and, uh
I mean, it's not huge or anything, but...
I mean, it's not huge or anything, but...
I missed you.
I missed you.
I must have missed 60 Minutes. What are you saying?
I must have missed 60 Minutes. What are you saying?
I need backup assistance now!
I need backup assistance now!
I need backup assistance now! Now, goddamn it! Now!
I need backup assistance now! Now, goddamn it! Now!
I never thought I'd love to hear that sound.
I never thought I'd love to hear that sound.
I promise l will never even think...
I promise l will never even think...
I promise l won't hurt you.
I promise l won't hurt you.
I read about them in Time magazine.
I read about them in Time magazine.
I read you, Powell. You the guy in the car?
I read you, Powell. You the guy in the car?
I really liked those sequin shirts.
I really liked those sequin shirts.
I repeat, unknown number of terrorists, six or more...
I repeat, unknown number of terrorists, six or more...
I say again, if the person who radioed for help on this channel can hear me...
I say again, if the person who radioed for help on this channel can hear me...
I say to myself, "These guys are professional, they're motivated...
I say to myself, "These guys are professional, they're motivated...
I shot a kid.
I shot a kid.
I should've been more supportive, and, uh
I should've been more supportive, and, uh
I spent a weekend at a combat ranch.
I spent a weekend at a combat ranch.
I sure hope I can see 'em swinging on a jungle gym with Al Jr. someday.
I sure hope I can see 'em swinging on a jungle gym with Al Jr. someday.
I think he's got his eye on you.
I think he's got his eye on you.
I think I can handle this Euro trash. Hey.
I think I can handle this Euro trash. Hey.
I thought I told all of you I want radio silence until further
I thought I told all of you I want radio silence until further
I thought you guys just ate doughnuts.
I thought you guys just ate doughnuts.
I told them we were old friends, and you were my guest at the party.
I told them we were old friends, and you were my guest at the party.
I want a debriefing. You got some things to answer for, mister.
I want a debriefing. You got some things to answer for, mister.
I want that air support ready to lift off in five minutes.
I want that air support ready to lift off in five minutes.
I want to congratulate each and every one of you...
I want to congratulate each and every one of you...
I want you to do something for me.
I want you to do something for me.
I want you to find my wife. Don't ask me how. By then, you'll know how.
I want you to find my wife. Don't ask me how. By then, you'll know how.
I want you to meet John McClane, Holly's husband.
I want you to meet John McClane, Holly's husband.
I want you to tell her that...
I want you to tell her that...
I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative.
I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative.
I was always kind of partial to Roy Rogers actually.
I was always kind of partial to Roy Rogers actually.
I was in junior high, dickhead.
I was in junior high, dickhead.
I was, uh, hopin' you could tell me.
I was, uh, hopin' you could tell me.
I would too.
I would too.
I'll be about 4 minutes.
I'll be about 4 minutes.
I'll check the explosives. You just get the detonators.
I'll check the explosives. You just get the detonators.
I'll handle it.
I'll handle it.
I'll take your bags to the desk.
I'll take your bags to the desk.
I'm a cop from New York.
I'm a cop from New York.
I'm Agent Johnson. This is Special Agent Johnson.
I'm Agent Johnson. This is Special Agent Johnson.
I'm going to count to three.
I'm going to count to three.
I'm gonna pull in the parking garage and I'll wait.
I'm gonna pull in the parking garage and I'll wait.
I'm here, John. I'm here.
I'm here, John. I'm here.
I'm here, Roy. I'm kind of busy right now. I'll talk to you later.
I'm here, Roy. I'm kind of busy right now. I'll talk to you later.
I'm in Nakatomi Plaza. They're turning my car into Swiss cheese!
I'm in Nakatomi Plaza. They're turning my car into Swiss cheese!
I'm John McClane.
I'm John McClane.
I'm kickin' it in the garage. What's the word with you and your lady, man?
I'm kickin' it in the garage. What's the word with you and your lady, man?
I'm not gonna warn you again.
I'm not gonna warn you again.
I'm not the one who just got butt fucked on national TV, Dwayne.
I'm not the one who just got butt fucked on national TV, Dwayne.
I'm putting my life on the line for you, pal.
I'm putting my life on the line for you, pal.
I'm sure I'll see it later.
I'm sure I'll see it later.
I'm tired of sitting here waiting to see who gets us killed first
I'm tired of sitting here waiting to see who gets us killed first
I've got 100 people down here, and they're covered with glass.
I've got 100 people down here, and they're covered with glass.
If he gave himself up, they'd both be dead right now.
If he gave himself up, they'd both be dead right now.
If the person who radioed for help can hear me on this channel...
If the person who radioed for help can hear me on this channel...
If there's terrorists in there, where's their list of demands?
If there's terrorists in there, where's their list of demands?
If this is an emergency call, dial 911on your telephone.
If this is an emergency call, dial 911on your telephone.
If you are what I think you are, then you'll know when to listen, when to shut up...
If you are what I think you are, then you'll know when to listen, when to shut up...
If you listened to me, he would be neutralized already.
If you listened to me, he would be neutralized already.
If you think of anything else you think we need to know, don't be shy, okay?
If you think of anything else you think we need to know, don't be shy, okay?
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
If your friend's hot to trot, I know a few mama bears we can hook up with.
If your friend's hot to trot, I know a few mama bears we can hook up with.
In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberté de Québec.
In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberté de Québec.
In my youth. In my youth.
In my youth. In my youth.
In other words, you thought she wasn't gonna make it out here...
In other words, you thought she wasn't gonna make it out here...
In response to a terrorist incident.
In response to a terrorist incident.
In standard two by two cover formation.
In standard two by two cover formation.
In the $640 million in negotiable bearer bonds...
In the $640 million in negotiable bearer bonds...
In the meantime, find a safe place to hole up and let us do our job.
In the meantime, find a safe place to hole up and let us do our job.
In the meanwhile, her office is right back here.
In the meanwhile, her office is right back here.
Interfering with police business.
Interfering with police business.
Interned at Manzanar, 1942 to '43.
Interned at Manzanar, 1942 to '43.
Investigate a code 2 at Nakatomi Plaza, Century City.
Investigate a code 2 at Nakatomi Plaza, Century City.
Is a noble effort for a cop?
Is a noble effort for a cop?
Is Daddy coming home with you?
Is Daddy coming home with you?
Is that him? Is that him?
Is that him? Is that him?
Is there a place where l could wash up?
Is there a place where l could wash up?
Is this what this is all about? Our project in Indonesia?
Is this what this is all about? Our project in Indonesia?
Is to suffer the anguish of international terrorism.
Is to suffer the anguish of international terrorism.
It can't be done from here.
It can't be done from here.
It didn't do anything except maybe change your idea of what our marriage should be.
It didn't do anything except maybe change your idea of what our marriage should be.
It doesn't make sense, man.
It doesn't make sense, man.
It looked real enough.
It looked real enough.
It was dark. I couldn't see him. He had a ray gun.
It was dark. I couldn't see him. He had a ray gun.
It was good for 52 yards.
It was good for 52 yards.
It will be if we ever get it finished.
It will be if we ever get it finished.
It would be a shame to ruin it.
It would be a shame to ruin it.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
It's a Rolex.
It's a Rolex.
It's about time.
It's about time.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
It's better than being caught with your pants down, huh?
It's better than being caught with your pants down, huh?
It's gonna go. It's gonna go!
It's gonna go. It's gonna go!
It's gotta be done from downtown.
It's gotta be done from downtown.
It's just a small token of appreciation for all her hard work.
It's just a small token of appreciation for all her hard work.
It's just through here. Why don't you come and help
It's just through here. Why don't you come and help
It's my first time drivin' a limo.
It's my first time drivin' a limo.
It's not as if it's the education of your children.
It's not as if it's the education of your children.
It's not over yet.
It's not over yet.
It's not what I want. It's what I can give you.
It's not what I want. It's what I can give you.
It's obvious you're not some dumb schmuck up here to snatch a few purses. Am I right?
It's obvious you're not some dumb schmuck up here to snatch a few purses. Am I right?
It's okay. I have my eye on his private bathroom.
It's okay. I have my eye on his private bathroom.
It's okay. I'm a cop.
It's okay. I'm a cop.
It's probably the same silly son of a bitch you've been talking to on that radio.
It's probably the same silly son of a bitch you've been talking to on that radio.
It's quite a place you have here.
It's quite a place you have here.
It's really no more than a temporary inconvenience.
It's really no more than a temporary inconvenience.
It's the same address as that fire signal.
It's the same address as that fire signal.
It's useless to you.
It's useless to you.
Jesus Christ, Powell! He could be a fucking bartender for all we know.
Jesus Christ, Powell! He could be a fucking bartender for all we know.
Jesus Christ. You're coming in. That's it, isn't it?
Jesus Christ. You're coming in. That's it, isn't it?
Jesus fucking Christ!
Jesus fucking Christ!
Jesus, Mary, mother of God.
Jesus, Mary, mother of God.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus. Fuckin' California.
Jesus. Fuckin' California.
John Philips, London.
John Philips, London.
John said that he was sorry.
John said that he was sorry.
John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John, come in. Did you get that?
John, come in. Did you get that?
John, didn't you hear me?
John, didn't you hear me?
John, how can you say that after all these years?
John, how can you say that after all these years?
John, I think you could get with the program a little, huh?
John, I think you could get with the program a little, huh?
John? Aw, Christ.
John? Aw, Christ.
John? John?
John? John?
John? John?
John? John?
John.
John.
John.
John.
John.
John.
Johnson, that's crazy. It's Christmas Eve, man.
Johnson, that's crazy. It's Christmas Eve, man.
Joseph Yoshinobu Takagi.
Joseph Yoshinobu Takagi.
Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. A monkey in the wrench.
Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. A monkey in the wrench.
Just another American who saw too many movies as a child?
Just another American who saw too many movies as a child?
Just everything a growing boy needs.
Just everything a growing boy needs.
Just like fuckin' Saigon, eh, slick?
Just like fuckin' Saigon, eh, slick?
Just McClane's name, badge number, employment record...
Just McClane's name, badge number, employment record...
Just remember that when you sign for the tip.
Just remember that when you sign for the tip.
Just shut him in and come back down.
Just shut him in and come back down.
Just trying to fire down a thousand year old Twinkie
Just trying to fire down a thousand year old Twinkie
Just type it in there.
Just type it in there.
Just wound them.
Just wound them.
Karl, come down right away!
Karl, come down right away!
Karl, come! Police! Hurry ...
Karl, come! Police! Hurry ...
Karl, hunt that little shit down and get those detonators.
Karl, hunt that little shit down and get those detonators.
Karl, the police are probably on their way already. Karl!
Karl, the police are probably on their way already. Karl!
Karl, you'd better go and check on Heinrich's work up on the machine floor.
Karl, you'd better go and check on Heinrich's work up on the machine floor.
Karl.
Karl.
Keep it going now. Keep it going.
Keep it going now. Keep it going.
Keep that water on there.
Keep that water on there.
Keep this thing on the deck. They're expecting transports, not gunships.
Keep this thing on the deck. They're expecting transports, not gunships.
L didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
L didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
L got a six month backlog of New York scumbags I'm still trying to put behind bars.
L got a six month backlog of New York scumbags I'm still trying to put behind bars.
L have someone who wants to talk to you
L have someone who wants to talk to you
L was just makin' a call, and this was, uh, the nearest phone.
L was just makin' a call, and this was, uh, the nearest phone.
Last chance.
Last chance.
Left.
Left.
Let me ask you something. Does this stairway go up to the escalator?
Let me ask you something. Does this stairway go up to the escalator?
Let me talk to Paulina, okay, hon?
Let me talk to Paulina, okay, hon?
Let me through. Let me through. Thank you.
Let me through. Let me through. Thank you.
Let's give 'em a hand over there.
Let's give 'em a hand over there.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go! Get 'em out of the car. Don't you know they're burning?
Let's go! Get 'em out of the car. Don't you know they're burning?
Let's go! Move!
Let's go! Move!
Let's see you take this under advisement, jerk weed.
Let's see you take this under advisement, jerk weed.
Lf you lock him in, he'll be neutralized
Lf you lock him in, he'll be neutralized
Like being able to spot a phony l.D.
Like being able to spot a phony l.D.
Like you did with Takagi?
Like you did with Takagi?
Listen fast. This is a party line, and the neighbors got itchy trigger fingers.
Listen fast. This is a party line, and the neighbors got itchy trigger fingers.
Listen, man, I'm starting to get a bad feeling up here.
Listen, man, I'm starting to get a bad feeling up here.
Ln Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front.
Ln Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front.
Lock them up there and come right back.
Lock them up there and come right back.
Look at this CD, C.B., TV...
Look at this CD, C.B., TV...
Look, let's be straight, okay?
Look, let's be straight, okay?
Look, this is the last time these kids are gonna have to speak to their parents.
Look, this is the last time these kids are gonna have to speak to their parents.
Lose 20 25% of the hostages... tops.
Lose 20 25% of the hostages... tops.
Lose the grid or you lose your job.
Lose the grid or you lose your job.
M.B.A., Harvard, 1970.
M.B.A., Harvard, 1970.
Mac, you there? Hello?
Mac, you there? Hello?
Marco, duck!
Marco, duck!
Marco, you go through here.
Marco, you go through here.
Maybe it's the Hebes, Northern Ireland. lt's none of my business.
Maybe it's the Hebes, Northern Ireland. lt's none of my business.
Maybe you should have put it on the bulletin board.
Maybe you should have put it on the bulletin board.
Maybe you're pissed off at the camel jockeys.
Maybe you're pissed off at the camel jockeys.
McClane residence. Lucy McClane speaking.
McClane residence. Lucy McClane speaking.
McClane, I wanna debrief.
McClane, I wanna debrief.
McClane, l have some news for you.
McClane, l have some news for you.
McClane.
McClane.
Meaning you still live in New York.
Meaning you still live in New York.
Miss Gennero.
Miss Gennero.
Missed some.
Missed some.
Mommy! When are you coming home?
Mommy! When are you coming home?
Monica, I can get us a table.
Monica, I can get us a table.
Motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you!
Motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you!
Move it!
Move it!
Move it! Come on! Move! Come on! Come on!
Move it! Come on! Move! Come on! Come on!
Move! Come on! Let's move!
Move! Come on! Let's move!
Mr. McClane. Mr. McClane, now that it's all over...
Mr. McClane. Mr. McClane, now that it's all over...
Mr. Mystery Guest...
Mr. Mystery Guest...
Mr. Takagi chose his people well, Mrs.
Mr. Takagi chose his people well, Mrs.
Mr. Takagi, I sympathize with your reluctance...
Mr. Takagi, I sympathize with your reluctance...
Mr. Takagi, I'm really not interested in your computer.
Mr. Takagi, I'm really not interested in your computer.
Mr. Takagi.
Mr. Takagi.
Mrs. McClane.
Mrs. McClane.
Ms. Gennero, I
Ms. Gennero, I
My boss? He thinks I'm on my way to Vegas.
My boss? He thinks I'm on my way to Vegas.
My friends call me John.
My friends call me John.
Nail that sucker!
Nail that sucker!
Nein.
Nein.
New York?
New York?
Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate.
Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate.
Nice bear.
Nice bear.
Nice suit.
Nice suit.
Nine million terrorists in the world, and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
Nine million terrorists in the world, and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
No bullets. You think I'm fucking stupid, Hans?
No bullets. You think I'm fucking stupid, Hans?
No fuckin' shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm orderin' a pizza?
No fuckin' shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm orderin' a pizza?
No one is coming to help you.
No one is coming to help you.
No one kills him but me.
No one kills him but me.
No problem at all.
No problem at all.
No shit, it's my ass. I got a big problem down here. Shut it down.
No shit, it's my ass. I got a big problem down here. Shut it down.
No signs of disturbance, Dispatch.
No signs of disturbance, Dispatch.
No way, man. No way. They'd be talking to us.
No way, man. No way. They'd be talking to us.
No, but I'll have a sofa brought out to you. Good enough?
No, but I'll have a sofa brought out to you. Good enough?
No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a shitload of screen doors.
No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a shitload of screen doors.
No, I'm afraid not.
No, I'm afraid not.
No, Mrs. Holly. No telefonó.
No, Mrs. Holly. No telefonó.
No, no. No, darling. "Asian Dawn."
No, no. No, darling. "Asian Dawn."
No, no. This is something else.
No, no. This is something else.
No, thank you. I'm fine.
No, thank you. I'm fine.
No, we've been sticking him with spears.
No, we've been sticking him with spears.
No.
No.
No. Something about a double cross.
No. Something about a double cross.
No. Thank you.
No. Thank you.
Not a creature was stirring, except...
Not a creature was stirring, except...
Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way...
Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way...
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Now everybody's looking to me.
Now everybody's looking to me.
Now it can rattle it for me.
Now it can rattle it for me.
Now l know what a TV dinner feels like.
Now l know what a TV dinner feels like.
Now means now, goddamn it!
Now means now, goddamn it!
Now tell these guys where the detonators are so no one else gets hurt.
Now tell these guys where the detonators are so no one else gets hurt.
Now, goddamn it! Now!
Now, goddamn it! Now!
Now, look, no one gets out of here until these guys...
Now, look, no one gets out of here until these guys...
Now, personally, I couldn't care less about your politics.
Now, personally, I couldn't care less about your politics.
Now, send a police backup A.S.A.P.!
Now, send a police backup A.S.A.P.!
Now, we do not want your help. Is that clear? We don't want your help.
Now, we do not want your help. Is that clear? We don't want your help.
Now, you can break the code?
Now, you can break the code?
Now, you listen to me, jerk off.
Now, you listen to me, jerk off.
Now, you're gonna stand there and tell me...
Now, you're gonna stand there and tell me...
Now? Should we go?
Now? Should we go?
Of course he has.
Of course he has.
Of course I'm still comin' by later.
Of course I'm still comin' by later.
Of the New York Police Department.
Of the New York Police Department.
Officer in need of assistance.
Officer in need of assistance.
Oh, for the love of
Oh, for the love of
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God. Please don't let me die.
Oh, God. Please don't let me die.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm very sorry, Hans. I didn't get that message.
Oh, I'm very sorry, Hans. I didn't get that message.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, John, what the fuck are you doing?
Oh, John, what the fuck are you doing?
Oh, my God! The quarterback is toast.
Oh, my God! The quarterback is toast.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's beautiful.
Oh, that's beautiful.
Oh, that's okay. It's my first time ridin' in one.
Oh, that's okay. It's my first time ridin' in one.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, you stupid motherfuckers! No! No!
Oh, you stupid motherfuckers! No! No!
Oh, you're in charge? Well, l got some bad news for you, Dwayne.
Oh, you're in charge? Well, l got some bad news for you, Dwayne.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Ooh!
Oh! Ooh!
Okay, we're all set.
Okay, we're all set.
Okay?
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
On behalf of the chief executive officer, Mr. Ozu, and the board of directors...
On behalf of the chief executive officer, Mr. Ozu, and the board of directors...
On your feet, everyone! To the roof!
On your feet, everyone! To the roof!
One minute. That's all I'm asking.
One minute. That's all I'm asking.
One more to go, then it's up to you. And you better be right...
One more to go, then it's up to you. And you better be right...
One.
One.
Only John can drive somebody that crazy.
Only John can drive somebody that crazy.
Oops.
Oops.
Or did I?
Or did I?
Or should I call you Mr. McClane?
Or should I call you Mr. McClane?
Or some nutcase in there?
Or some nutcase in there?
Otherwise, I'll have to report this as an F.C.C. violation.
Otherwise, I'll have to report this as an F.C.C. violation.
Our top stories on this Christmas Eve
Our top stories on this Christmas Eve
Out of here! Get back! Get the fuck back!
Out of here! Get back! Get the fuck back!
Over here. It's a better angle.
Over here. It's a better angle.
Over to A.C., to Magic, then back to Worthy, right?
Over to A.C., to Magic, then back to Worthy, right?
Ow!
Ow!
Personally, l'd pass on the job. I don't enjoy being this close to you.
Personally, l'd pass on the job. I don't enjoy being this close to you.
Police action was inevitable...
Police action was inevitable...
Policeman under automatic rifle fire at Nakatomi!
Policeman under automatic rifle fire at Nakatomi!
Polysorbate 60 and yellow dye number five.
Polysorbate 60 and yellow dye number five.
Pomona.
Pomona.
Powell.
Powell.
President, Nakatomi Trading.
President, Nakatomi Trading.
Pretty fuckin' unappreciated, Al.
Pretty fuckin' unappreciated, Al.
Pretty soon. Pretty soon. You'll be in bed when I get there though.
Pretty soon. Pretty soon. You'll be in bed when I get there though.
Probably on the 30th floor...
Probably on the 30th floor...
Probably seems kind of stupid to you.
Probably seems kind of stupid to you.
Put down the gun.
Put down the gun.
Put down the gun...
Put down the gun...
Put it down now.
Put it down now.
Put me down for 20. I'm good for it.
Put me down for 20. I'm good for it.
Put Paulina on. Bye, honey.
Put Paulina on. Bye, honey.
Quit being part of the fucking problem and put the other guy back on!
Quit being part of the fucking problem and put the other guy back on!
Regular as clockwork.
Regular as clockwork.
Relax. Relax. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm not gonna hurt you!
Relax. Relax. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm not gonna hurt you!
Relax. She's not due for a couple of weeks.
Relax. She's not due for a couple of weeks.
Relax. We got everything in this mug, man.
Relax. We got everything in this mug, man.
Repeat, officer needs assistance at
Repeat, officer needs assistance at
Right here in L.A.
Right here in L.A.
Right up the ass.
Right up the ass.
Right, and again left.
Right, and again left.
Right. Let's do it.
Right. Let's do it.
Rivers, Rodriguez, report.
Rivers, Rodriguez, report.
Roy! Roy, you all right?
Roy! Roy, you all right?
Rudolph and Frosty.
Rudolph and Frosty.
Scholarship student, University of California...
Scholarship student, University of California...
Sealing off all entrances and exits.
Sealing off all entrances and exits.
See if he's lying about Marco, and find out if anyone else is missing.
See if he's lying about Marco, and find out if anyone else is missing.
See if there's a black and white that can do a drive by.
See if there's a black and white that can do a drive by.
See to Heinrich.
See to Heinrich.
Seized control of the Nakatomi building...
Seized control of the Nakatomi building...
Send in the car.
Send in the car.
Seven to nothing, Notre Dame. The Irish driving 74 yards in eight plays
Seven to nothing, Notre Dame. The Irish driving 74 yards in eight plays
She never heard me say, "I'm sorry."
She never heard me say, "I'm sorry."
She's heard me say "I love you" a thousand times.
She's heard me say "I love you" a thousand times.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit. Where the fuck is it?
Shit. Where the fuck is it?
Shoot the glass.
Shoot the glass.
Shoot the Windows!
Shoot the Windows!
Show him the watch.
Show him the watch.
Shut it down now.
Shut it down now.
Shut up, Ellis! Just shut your mouth! Put Hans back on the line.
Shut up, Ellis! Just shut your mouth! Put Hans back on the line.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Sí, Mrs. Holly. I do that already.
Sí, Mrs. Holly. I do that already.
Since when did you start using "Ms. Gennero"?
Since when did you start using "Ms. Gennero"?
Sir, I've already told you, this is a reserved channel.
Sir, I've already told you, this is a reserved channel.
Sister Theresa called me Mr. McClane in third grade.
Sister Theresa called me Mr. McClane in third grade.
Sit down!
Sit down!
Smile, Karl. We're back in business.
Smile, Karl. We're back in business.
So be of good cheer and call me when you hit the last lock.
So be of good cheer and call me when you hit the last lock.
So he won't bejoining us for the rest of his life.
So he won't bejoining us for the rest of his life.
So I wanted to give you a call.
So I wanted to give you a call.
So I would like permission to move her to one of the offices where there's a sofa.
So I would like permission to move her to one of the offices where there's a sofa.
So if it doesn't work out, man, you got a place to stay?
So if it doesn't work out, man, you got a place to stay?
So is there something you would like to say to them if they're watching?
So is there something you would like to say to them if they're watching?
So Kareem rebounds, right? Feeds Worthy on the break.
So Kareem rebounds, right? Feeds Worthy on the break.
So let them fumble about outside, and stay calm.
So let them fumble about outside, and stay calm.
So that's what this was all about?
So that's what this was all about?
So we can go any way you want us.
So we can go any way you want us.
So what do I call you?
So what do I call you?
So why bother to pack, right?
So why bother to pack, right?
So why didn't you come?
So why didn't you come?
So you hang in there, man. You hear me? You hang in there.
So you hang in there, man. You hear me? You hang in there.
So your lady sees you, you run into each other's arms, the music comes up...
So your lady sees you, you run into each other's arms, the music comes up...
So, decide now, each of you.
So, decide now, each of you.
So, they'll be coming. Everyone get ready.
So, they'll be coming. Everyone get ready.
So, uh, your lady live out here?
So, uh, your lady live out here?
Something had to get you off the street.
Something had to get you off the street.
Something's wrong.
Something's wrong.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Sooner or later, I might get to someone you do care about.
Sooner or later, I might get to someone you do care about.
Sorry to waste your time.
Sorry to waste your time.
Sorry, Hans. Wrong guess.
Sorry, Hans. Wrong guess.
Sorry, man.
Sorry, man.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sounds like an A 7 scenario.
Sounds like an A 7 scenario.
Southeast corner.
Southeast corner.
Speech time. Be back in a few minutes.
Speech time. Be back in a few minutes.
Stating that Gruber had been expelled from that organization.
Stating that Gruber had been expelled from that organization.
Stay calm. Everything's gonna be fine. Everything's gonna be fine.
Stay calm. Everything's gonna be fine. Everything's gonna be fine.
Strangely, the Volksfrei leadership issued a communiqué an hour ago...
Strangely, the Volksfrei leadership issued a communiqué an hour ago...
Sure.
Sure.
Sweetheart, have l ever lied to you?
Sweetheart, have l ever lied to you?
Take the express elevator. Get off where you hear the noise.
Take the express elevator. Get off where you hear the noise.
Take truck number five and get out of here.
Take truck number five and get out of here.
Talk to me! Where are my detonators?
Talk to me! Where are my detonators?
Telephone, full bar, VHS.
Telephone, full bar, VHS.
Tell her it took me a while to figure out...
Tell her it took me a while to figure out...
Tell her that, um
Tell her that, um
Tell me about it.
Tell me about it.
Tell that to Takagi.
Tell that to Takagi.
Terrorists have seized the Nakatomi building...
Terrorists have seized the Nakatomi building...
Thank you, Mr. Cowboy. I'll take it under advisement.
Thank you, Mr. Cowboy. I'll take it under advisement.
Thank you. We'll handle it from here.
Thank you. We'll handle it from here.
Thanks a lot, Ms. Gennero. Do you think the baby can handle a little sip?
Thanks a lot, Ms. Gennero. Do you think the baby can handle a little sip?
Thanks for the advice.
Thanks for the advice.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That she's the best thing that ever happened to a bum like me.
That she's the best thing that ever happened to a bum like me.
That terrorism has an equal claim on being that too?
That terrorism has an equal claim on being that too?
That when things started to pan out for her...
That when things started to pan out for her...
That you have locked in your vault.
That you have locked in your vault.
That's a very nice suit, Mr. Takagi.
That's a very nice suit, Mr. Takagi.
That's Gary Cooper, asshole.
That's Gary Cooper, asshole.
That's great, John.
That's great, John.
That's pretty tricky with that accent.
That's pretty tricky with that accent.
That's very kind of you.
That's very kind of you.
The bonds represent, at most...
The bonds represent, at most...
The circuits that cannot be cut are cut automatically...
The circuits that cannot be cut are cut automatically...
The code, please.
The code, please.
The early stages of the "Helsinki Syndrome."
The early stages of the "Helsinki Syndrome."
The electromagnetic seal. You do understand the circuits cannot be cut locally.
The electromagnetic seal. You do understand the circuits cannot be cut locally.
The exactness, the attention to every conceivable detail.
The exactness, the attention to every conceivable detail.
The F.B.I.
The F.B.I.
The fire has been called off, my friend.
The fire has been called off, my friend.
The following people are to be released from their captors.
The following people are to be released from their captors.
The four assholes coming in the rear...
The four assholes coming in the rear...
The guy upstairs who's fucking things up? Huh?
The guy upstairs who's fucking things up? Huh?
The hostages in this building will be taken to the roof...
The hostages in this building will be taken to the roof...
The L.A.P.D. is not calling the shots down here anymore.
The L.A.P.D. is not calling the shots down here anymore.
The man is hurtin'. He is alone, tired...
The man is hurtin'. He is alone, tired...
The mayor's gonna have my ass.
The mayor's gonna have my ass.
The party. They're the only ones left in the building.
The party. They're the only ones left in the building.
The police are here now. It's their problem.
The police are here now. It's their problem.
The police have themselves an R.V.
The police have themselves an R.V.
The roof! Go! Go!
The roof! Go! Go!
The sad and worldwide fraternity of cities...
The sad and worldwide fraternity of cities...
The seventh lock, however, is out of my hands.
The seventh lock, however, is out of my hands.
The State Department has arranged for the return of your comrades.
The State Department has arranged for the return of your comrades.
The way you drove that car, I figured you for the street, Al.
The way you drove that car, I figured you for the street, Al.
The whole roof of the building's wired to
The whole roof of the building's wired to
Them or your husband.
Them or your husband.
Then couldn't we just as well say...
Then couldn't we just as well say...
Then disable the system.
Then disable the system.
Then you walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes.
Then you walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes.
Theo, are we on schedule?
Theo, are we on schedule?
Theo, you are the eyes now.
Theo, you are the eyes now.
Theo.
Theo.
Theo. A little bonus for us.
Theo. A little bonus for us.
There are seven safeguards on our vault, and the code key is only one of them.
There are seven safeguards on our vault, and the code key is only one of them.
There are still several floors under construction.
There are still several floors under construction.
There could be over 30 hostages in there for all we know.
There could be over 30 hostages in there for all we know.
There will not be a four.
There will not be a four.
There you go. Is the building on fire?
There you go. Is the building on fire?
There's something wrong. They're coming back down.
There's something wrong. They're coming back down.
These guys are mostly European, judging by their clothing labels and...
These guys are mostly European, judging by their clothing labels and...
They are fortifying their positions while you're jerkin' me off on the radio!
They are fortifying their positions while you're jerkin' me off on the radio!
They got missiles, automatic weapons...
They got missiles, automatic weapons...
They got the universal terrorist playbook...
They got the universal terrorist playbook...
They have already killed one hostage.
They have already killed one hostage.
They know people are listening.
They know people are listening.
They want the detonators or they're gonna kill me.
They want the detonators or they're gonna kill me.
They want you to tell them where the detonators are.
They want you to tell them where the detonators are.
They would, huh?
They would, huh?
They'll spend a month sifting through the rubble.
They'll spend a month sifting through the rubble.
They're coming.
They're coming.
They're givin' me a few minutes to try to talk some sense into you.
They're givin' me a few minutes to try to talk some sense into you.
They're going into the street circuits.
They're going into the street circuits.
They're happening, i.e. they want something."
They're happening, i.e. they want something."
They're ordering the others to cut the building's power.
They're ordering the others to cut the building's power.
They're shootin' at the lights.
They're shootin' at the lights.
They're using artillery on us!
They're using artillery on us!
They're usually tired old policemen growing fat on a pension.
They're usually tired old policemen growing fat on a pension.
They're very brave people.
They're very brave people.
They're well financed and very slick.
They're well financed and very slick.
They've been chasing bugs in this system ever since they installed it.
They've been chasing bugs in this system ever since they installed it.
They've gotta take out a whole city grid.
They've gotta take out a whole city grid.
Things happened so fast, I didn't get a chance to ask you on the phone.
Things happened so fast, I didn't get a chance to ask you on the phone.
Think. Think.
Think. Think.
This fucking Freeze, motherfucker! Drop it!
This fucking Freeze, motherfucker! Drop it!
This is 8 Lincoln 30. Come on in, over.
This is 8 Lincoln 30. Come on in, over.
This is a Japanese company. They figure a married woman's got one foot
This is a Japanese company. They figure a married woman's got one foot
This is Agent Johnson. No, the other one.
This is Agent Johnson. No, the other one.
This is Christmas music.
This is Christmas music.
This is Deputy Chief of Police Dwayne T. Robinson...
This is Deputy Chief of Police Dwayne T. Robinson...
This is Hans Gruber.
This is Hans Gruber.
This is Richard Thornburg, live from Century City.
This is Richard Thornburg, live from Century City.
This is Sergeant Al Powell of the Los Angeles Police Department.
This is Sergeant Al Powell of the Los Angeles Police Department.
This is simply the beginning.
This is simply the beginning.
This is Special Agent Johnson of the F.B.I.
This is Special Agent Johnson of the F.B.I.
This is Walt down at Nakatomi. Say, listen.
This is Walt down at Nakatomi. Say, listen.
This is, uh This is, uh, Deputy Chief Dwayne Robinson. Who is this?
This is, uh This is, uh, Deputy Chief Dwayne Robinson. Who is this?
Those bastards are probably pissing in their pants right now.
Those bastards are probably pissing in their pants right now.
Time for the real thing, Bill.
Time for the real thing, Bill.
Time to gather your flock, Miss Gennero.
Time to gather your flock, Miss Gennero.
To recognize that the ones they got must've cost a fortune.
To recognize that the ones they got must've cost a fortune.
Tonight, Los Angeles has joined...
Tonight, Los Angeles has joined...
Touching, cowboy. Touching.
Touching, cowboy. Touching.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Trust me. I've been doin' it for nine years.
Trust me. I've been doin' it for nine years.
Trust me. I've been doin' this for 11 years.
Trust me. I've been doin' this for 11 years.
Turn the fuckin' truck around!
Turn the fuckin' truck around!
Two.
Two.
Uh, could I get you anything? Food, cake, uh, some watered down champagne?
Uh, could I get you anything? Food, cake, uh, some watered down champagne?
Uh, I want you to tell her something.
Uh, I want you to tell her something.
Uh, the vote's not in yet.
Uh, the vote's not in yet.
Uh, yeah. We got it.
Uh, yeah. We got it.
Uli, get up on the pipes.
Uli, get up on the pipes.
Uli!
Uli!
Um
Um
Um
Um
Um, did Mr. McClane call?
Um, did Mr. McClane call?
Um, it might be a good idea to make up the spare bedroom just in case.
Um, it might be a good idea to make up the spare bedroom just in case.
Um, Mr. Takagi is looking for you.
Um, Mr. Takagi is looking for you.
Unit Five, hold your position at the main entrance.
Unit Five, hold your position at the main entrance.
Unless they think you're already dead.
Unless they think you're already dead.
Until then, he can waste as much time as he likes, but we must find the bag.
Until then, he can waste as much time as he likes, but we must find the bag.
Vice Chairman, Nakatomi Investment Group.
Vice Chairman, Nakatomi Investment Group.
Vital statistics and his family's home address...
Vital statistics and his family's home address...
Wait a minute. Mr. Gruber, this is crazy.
Wait a minute. Mr. Gruber, this is crazy.
Was there something else?
Was there something else?
We are both professionals.
We are both professionals.
We don't know shit, Powell. If there's hostages...
We don't know shit, Powell. If there's hostages...
We don't know that either, sir. He won't give us his name.
We don't know that either, sir. He won't give us his name.
We had that false alarm, you know?
We had that false alarm, you know?
We have a pregnant woman out there.
We have a pregnant woman out there.
We have left nothing to chance.
We have left nothing to chance.
We have no wish for further loss of life.
We have no wish for further loss of life.
We have to tell Karl his brother is dead. Tell him to come down.
We have to tell Karl his brother is dead. Tell him to come down.
We haven't heard a peep from them.
We haven't heard a peep from them.
We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin.
We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin.
We might be able to get outta here.
We might be able to get outta here.
We thank you, one and all, and wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!
We thank you, one and all, and wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!
We'd like to welcome you to Los Angeles.
We'd like to welcome you to Los Angeles.
We'll be sitting on a beach earning 20%.
We'll be sitting on a beach earning 20%.
We'll do it the hard way. Tony, see if you can dispose of that.
We'll do it the hard way. Tony, see if you can dispose of that.
We're going to develop that region, not exploit it.
We're going to develop that region, not exploit it.
We're gonna need some more F.B.I. guys, I guess.
We're gonna need some more F.B.I. guys, I guess.
We're in.
We're in.
We're ready.
We're ready.
We've got a fire alarm.
We've got a fire alarm.
We've got maybe 30 or 35 hostages up there...
We've got maybe 30 or 35 hostages up there...
We've had an update on the terrorist takeover of the Nakatomi building.
We've had an update on the terrorist takeover of the Nakatomi building.
We've had situations where the hostages...
We've had situations where the hostages...
We've shut them down. We let 'em sweat for a while, then we give 'em helicopters.
We've shut them down. We let 'em sweat for a while, then we give 'em helicopters.
Welcome to the party, pal!
Welcome to the party, pal!
Well, Gail, by this time the hostages should be going through...
Well, Gail, by this time the hostages should be going through...
Well, he might be a cop. I don't know. We're checking on that.
Well, he might be a cop. I don't know. We're checking on that.
Well, he probably just didn't have time before his flight.
Well, he probably just didn't have time before his flight.
Well, I guess that's up to the man upstairs.
Well, I guess that's up to the man upstairs.
Well, I was just trying to get up on the roof...
Well, I was just trying to get up on the roof...
Well, if you mean the terrorists, sir, we don't exactly know.
Well, if you mean the terrorists, sir, we don't exactly know.
Well, it's gonna be both our asses if you're wrong.
Well, it's gonna be both our asses if you're wrong.
Well, listen up, Roy.
Well, listen up, Roy.
Well, now, that's a date.
Well, now, that's a date.
Well, the best way we can figure it is...
Well, the best way we can figure it is...
Well, the boys down here will be glad to hear that.
Well, the boys down here will be glad to hear that.
Well, we'll see what Santa and Mommy can do, okay?
Well, we'll see what Santa and Mommy can do, okay?
Well, well, well. Hans.
Well, well, well. Hans.
Well, who in the hell have you been talking to?
Well, who in the hell have you been talking to?
Well, why didn't you come with her, man? What's up?
Well, why didn't you come with her, man? What's up?
Well...
Well...
What a jerk I've been, but, um
What a jerk I've been, but, um
What about John McClane?
What about John McClane?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
What are you gonna do, sit here while the building falls down around your ears?
What are you gonna do, sit here while the building falls down around your ears?
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
What do they put in these things, anyway?
What do they put in these things, anyway?
What do ya think?
What do ya think?
What kind of terrorists are you?
What kind of terrorists are you?
What the fuck Jesus!
What the fuck Jesus!
What the fuck are you doing up here? What were you looking for?
What the fuck are you doing up here? What were you looking for?
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck were you doing upstairs, Hans?
What the fuck were you doing upstairs, Hans?
What the hell you talking about, man?
What the hell you talking about, man?
What were you doing, Hans? What were you doing?
What were you doing, Hans? What were you doing?
What What was that?
What What was that?
What would I do without you, Paulina?
What would I do without you, Paulina?
What'd you do, run over your captain's foot with a car?
What'd you do, run over your captain's foot with a car?
What's it look like? We're going in.
What's it look like? We're going in.
What's left of him.
What's left of him.
What's the difference? Let's put it in my terms.
What's the difference? Let's put it in my terms.
What's the matter? You don't think jockeying papers across a desk...
What's the matter? You don't think jockeying papers across a desk...
When these revolutionary brothers and sisters are free...
When these revolutionary brothers and sisters are free...
When they touch down, we'll blow the roof.
When they touch down, we'll blow the roof.
When we commandeer your men, we'll try and let you know.
When we commandeer your men, we'll try and let you know.
When you murdered my boss.
When you murdered my boss.
When you steal $600, you can just disappear.
When you steal $600, you can just disappear.
When you steal 600 million, they will find you...
When you steal 600 million, they will find you...
Where are they, or shall I shoot another one?
Where are they, or shall I shoot another one?
Where is Mr. Takagi?
Where is Mr. Takagi?
Where they will be given further instructions.
Where they will be given further instructions.
Where you staying?
Where you staying?
Where's Holly? Where's Holly Gennero?
Where's Holly? Where's Holly Gennero?
Which the group apparently brought with them.
Which the group apparently brought with them.
Who are you then?
Who are you then?
Who cares?
Who cares?
Who said we were terrorists?
Who said we were terrorists?
Who was with you at the party tonight.
Who was with you at the party tonight.
Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?
Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What have we here, gentlemen?
Whoa! Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What have we here, gentlemen?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whose only membership requirement...
Whose only membership requirement...
Why did you have to nuke the whole building, Hans?
Why did you have to nuke the whole building, Hans?
Why don't we make it easy? I have a spare bedroom.
Why don't we make it easy? I have a spare bedroom.
Why don't you wake up and smell what you're shoveling?
Why don't you wake up and smell what you're shoveling?
Why the fuck didn't you stop 'em, John?
Why the fuck didn't you stop 'em, John?
Without him, we still have a chance.
Without him, we still have a chance.
Wolfgang and l are very close friends.
Wolfgang and l are very close friends.
Would you like to go for "Double Jeopardy" where the scores can really change?
Would you like to go for "Double Jeopardy" where the scores can really change?
Yeah, Argyle.
Yeah, Argyle.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Yeah, l know the type.
Yeah, l know the type.
Yeah, thanks, partner.
Yeah, thanks, partner.
Yeah, that's a wild goose chase over here at Nakatomi Plaza.
Yeah, that's a wild goose chase over here at Nakatomi Plaza.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. That's what my captain keeps tellin' me.
Yeah. That's what my captain keeps tellin' me.
Yeah. Two.
Yeah. Two.
Yes, sir, right over there.
Yes, sir, right over there.
Yes, sir. Better than a shower and a hot cup of coffee.
Yes, sir. Better than a shower and a hot cup of coffee.
Yes, sir. I'll take the left.
Yes, sir. I'll take the left.
Yes, you're right. It will be done.
Yes, you're right. It will be done.
Yes. Oh, baby, come to papa. Come on.
Yes. Oh, baby, come to papa. Come on.
Yippee ki yay, motherfucker.
Yippee ki yay, motherfucker.
Yippee ki yay, motherfucker.
Yippee ki yay, motherfucker.
Yo, Powell, you got a minute?
Yo, Powell, you got a minute?
You are a married woman, Holly. You're married to me.
You are a married woman, Holly. You're married to me.
You are done!
You are done!
You are most troublesome for a security guard.
You are most troublesome for a security guard.
You asked for miracles, Theo. I give you...
You asked for miracles, Theo. I give you...
You bet your ass I wish to proceed.
You bet your ass I wish to proceed.
You better heat up that miracle, because we just broke through on number six...
You better heat up that miracle, because we just broke through on number six...
You broke in here to access our computer?
You broke in here to access our computer?
You can walk out of here or be carried out.
You can walk out of here or be carried out.
You didn't bring me along for my charming personality.
You didn't bring me along for my charming personality.
You don't like flyin', do you?
You don't like flyin', do you?
You don't wanna give me a truck, I'll go and I'll steal a truck.
You don't wanna give me a truck, I'll go and I'll steal a truck.
You don't work for Nakatomi.
You don't work for Nakatomi.
You got me.
You got me.
You got something. Tell me you got something.
You got something. Tell me you got something.
You got yourself a good man. You take good care of him.
You got yourself a good man. You take good care of him.
You gotta believe me. There was nothing I could do.
You gotta believe me. There was nothing I could do.
You have two hours to comply.
You have two hours to comply.
You idiot. It's not the police. It's him.
You idiot. It's not the police. It's him.
You know my name, but who are you?
You know my name, but who are you?
You know that game with the guns that shoot red paint?
You know that game with the guns that shoot red paint?
You know the number. Use it!
You know the number. Use it!
You know what I'm sayin'?
You know what I'm sayin'?
You know, when you're a rookie, they can teach you everything about being a cop...
You know, when you're a rookie, they can teach you everything about being a cop...
You know, your mom and dad are very important people.
You know, your mom and dad are very important people.
You listen to me, mister. l don't know who in the hell you think you are...
You listen to me, mister. l don't know who in the hell you think you are...
You listen to me, Sergeant.
You listen to me, Sergeant.
You macho assholes. No! No!
You macho assholes. No! No!
You might as well come out and join the others.
You might as well come out and join the others.
You mind if we hear some tunes?
You mind if we hear some tunes?
You oughta be on fucking TV with that accent.
You oughta be on fucking TV with that accent.
You score, you give me a call on the car phone.
You score, you give me a call on the car phone.
You should've heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck!
You should've heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck!
You strike out, I'll get you a hotel.
You strike out, I'll get you a hotel.
You throw quite a party.
You throw quite a party.
You want money?
You want money?
You were saying?
You were saying?
You will be witnesses."
You will be witnesses."
You won't be able to blackmail our executives, threaten our profit
You won't be able to blackmail our executives, threaten our profit
You'd have made a pretty good cowboy yourself, Hans.
You'd have made a pretty good cowboy yourself, Hans.
You'll have to forgive Ellis. He gets very depressed this time of year.
You'll have to forgive Ellis. He gets very depressed this time of year.
You're all right, Argyle.
You're all right, Argyle.
You're amazing. You figured this all out already?
You're amazing. You figured this all out already?
You're here in a hostile takeover, you grab us for some greenmail...
You're here in a hostile takeover, you grab us for some greenmail...
You're makin' me feel like Ebenezer Scrooge.
You're makin' me feel like Ebenezer Scrooge.
You're neither, shithead.
You're neither, shithead.
You're not part of this equation. It's time you realized that.
You're not part of this equation. It's time you realized that.
You're nothing but a common thief.
You're nothing but a common thief.
You're very fast, Argyle.
You're very fast, Argyle.
You're, uh
You're, uh
8 Lincoln 30 to Dispatch. I'm on my way.
8 Lincoln 30 to Dispatch. I'm on my way.
13th floor.
13th floor.
33rd. floor. Come right away.
33rd. floor. Come right away.
1955.
1955.
2000 block, Avenue of the Stars.
2000 block, Avenue of the Stars.
A fucking robbery? Put down the gun.
A fucking robbery? Put down the gun.
All right, all right! Get them out of the car. Let's go!
All right, all right! Get them out of the car. Let's go!
All right, hit your lights. Blue Unit, go.
All right, hit your lights. Blue Unit, go.
All right, let's load 'em up. Blue, go.
All right, let's load 'em up. Blue, go.
Am I right, Jo Jo? Go ahead without me.
Am I right, Jo Jo? Go ahead without me.
Any comment? It was terrible. We don't wanna talk about it.
Any comment? It was terrible. We don't wanna talk about it.
Are you crazy? Maybe I should call the mayor.
Are you crazy? Maybe I should call the mayor.
As in Helsinki, Sweden. Finland.
As in Helsinki, Sweden. Finland.
Blow the roof. But Karl's up there!
Blow the roof. But Karl's up there!
Blow the roof. But Karl's up there!
Blow the roof. But Karl's up there!
Can you identify yourself? Not now. Maybe later.
Can you identify yourself? Not now. Maybe later.
Cappy Roberts retired out here. Oh, yeah?
Cappy Roberts retired out here. Oh, yeah?
Champagne, sir? Yeah. Thanks.
Champagne, sir? Yeah. Thanks.
Choppers are coming. Okay.
Choppers are coming. Okay.
Don't kill me. Don't kill me, please. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't kill me. Don't kill me, please. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't! Don't! Put that fucking gun down! Put the gun down!
Don't! Don't! Put that fucking gun down! Put the gun down!
Eddie? I had a feeling you'd be callin'.
Eddie? I had a feeling you'd be callin'.
Ellis, listen to me very carefully. John
Ellis, listen to me very carefully. John
Ellis? Yeah. Now, listen, John.
Ellis? Yeah. Now, listen, John.
Excuse me. Hi.
Excuse me. Hi.
Feds? You got it.
Feds? You got it.
Fritz, go help Uli. We must have the detonators. They got an arsenal up here.
Fritz, go help Uli. We must have the detonators. They got an arsenal up here.
Get 'em back! They're almost in. Send in the car.
Get 'em back! They're almost in. Send in the car.
Get 'em back. They're sittin' ducks up there without lights. No, they're almost in.
Get 'em back. They're sittin' ducks up there without lights. No, they're almost in.
Get on the phone to Harry in New York. Got it.
Get on the phone to Harry in New York. Got it.
Get over there! Hurry.
Get over there! Hurry.
Give us a break, Thornburg. Eat it, Harvey!
Give us a break, Thornburg. Eat it, Harvey!
Hans, we have a machine gun ... Have you found him? ... he's in the furnace area of the roof ...
Hans, we have a machine gun ... Have you found him? ... he's in the furnace area of the roof ...
He He wants you to say something to the troops. Thank you.
He He wants you to say something to the troops. Thank you.
He's in the elevator shaft. Did you hear that?
He's in the elevator shaft. Did you hear that?
He's still alive. What?
He's still alive. What?
He's telling them everything! Let him. I'm waiting for the F.B.I. to arrive.
He's telling them everything! Let him. I'm waiting for the F.B.I. to arrive.
Hey Brother. Just a moment.
Hey Brother. Just a moment.
Hey, Mac! How's it goin' up there? Oh, all right. Where are you?
Hey, Mac! How's it goin' up there? Oh, all right. Where are you?
His job. Bullshit.
His job. Bullshit.
Hold this. You want a breath mint?
Hold this. You want a breath mint?
Holly Gennero. Yeah.
Holly Gennero. Yeah.
Hope I'm not interrupting. What does he want?
Hope I'm not interrupting. What does he want?
How about the United States fucking government? Hey.
How about the United States fucking government? Hey.
How do you know that? I've seen enough phony I.D.'s in my time...
How do you know that? I've seen enough phony I.D.'s in my time...
How many are there? Just one man. Someone is "jumping the gun".
How many are there? Just one man. Someone is "jumping the gun".
How was your ride in? Nice.
How was your ride in? Nice.
Huh? Pomona.
Huh? Pomona.
I can get the jump on everybody if I get a remote. I don't have the new pages.
I can get the jump on everybody if I get a remote. I don't have the new pages.
I can't hear you. All right, look. Sam, I tell you what.
I can't hear you. All right, look. Sam, I tell you what.
I could just I got the radio. You can't do it from down here I'm telling you.
I could just I got the radio. You can't do it from down here I'm telling you.
I don't wanna hear it! This is my story!
I don't wanna hear it! This is my story!
I got a switch here I don't give two shits about your switch!
I got a switch here I don't give two shits about your switch!
I had an accident. The way you drive, I can see why.
I had an accident. The way you drive, I can see why.
I know exactly what your idea of our marriage should be.
I know exactly what your idea of our marriage should be.
I need authorization. Authorization?
I need authorization. Authorization?
I said I want the friggin' building shut down. I got a problem.
I said I want the friggin' building shut down. I got a problem.
I want the building out. Dark. D A R K! Hold on! You don't understand.
I want the building out. Dark. D A R K! Hold on! You don't understand.
I'll find a place. I tell you what.
I'll find a place. I tell you what.
I'm going to count to three. Yeah.
I'm going to count to three. Yeah.
I'm sorry. The 7th lock.
I'm sorry. The 7th lock.
In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement. What the fuck?
In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement. What the fuck?
In there? On the left. On the left.
In there? On the left. On the left.
Is this on the right channel? Yes, sir.
Is this on the right channel? Yes, sir.
It's not happening. Mike, burn it.
It's not happening. Mike, burn it.
John? No, Al, listen. Listen, just lay off for a while.
John? No, Al, listen. Listen, just lay off for a while.
Karl? Yeah?
Karl? Yeah?
l had to take it. Right. No matter what the consequences...
l had to take it. Right. No matter what the consequences...
l have you to thank for that? It seemed the least we could do.
l have you to thank for that? It seemed the least we could do.
l interviewed him. Reports of shots fired at Nakatomi.
l interviewed him. Reports of shots fired at Nakatomi.
Later. Well, go on. Show him. What, are you embarrassed?
Later. Well, go on. Show him. What, are you embarrassed?
Maybe not L.A.P.D., but he's definitely a badge. How do you know that?
Maybe not L.A.P.D., but he's definitely a badge. How do you know that?
McClane? Yeah, it's okay. Let him through.
McClane? Yeah, it's okay. Let him through.
Merry Christmas, Argyle. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, Argyle. Merry Christmas.
No, no ... not yet, just wait ...
No, no ... not yet, just wait ...
Notre Dame on top of USC. Aw, shit!
Notre Dame on top of USC. Aw, shit!
Okay, hand me my notes. Come on!
Okay, hand me my notes. Come on!
One of yours? No. No way.
One of yours? No. No way.
Or a time lock. Precisely.
Or a time lock. Precisely.
Or is he married? He's married.
Or is he married? He's married.
Please, sit down. Sit down. Hey!
Please, sit down. Sit down. Hey!
Pomona. Yeah.
Pomona. Yeah.
Powell. Powell, talk to me. What's going on here? Ask the F.B.I.
Powell. Powell, talk to me. What's going on here? Ask the F.B.I.
Ready? Just a moment.
Ready? Just a moment.
Remember that plastic explosive I told you about? Yeah.
Remember that plastic explosive I told you about? Yeah.
Rivers! Yo!
Rivers! Yo!
Sam, look, I'm begging you. Simon's at a remote thing with that Santa sing along.
Sam, look, I'm begging you. Simon's at a remote thing with that Santa sing along.
She's pregnant. Yeah.
She's pregnant. Yeah.
Shit Leave it. Move on.
Shit Leave it. Move on.
Sir? I Yeah?
Sir? I Yeah?
So light 'em if you got 'em. Way ahead of you, partner.
So light 'em if you got 'em. Way ahead of you, partner.
So, you divorced? Just drive the car, man.
So, you divorced? Just drive the car, man.
Take cover! They're shootin' at 'em!
Take cover! They're shootin' at 'em!
Tell me you got that. I got it. I got it.
Tell me you got that. I got it. I got it.
That's like pulling the trigger yourself. Christ, man.
That's like pulling the trigger yourself. Christ, man.
The F.B.I. is here. Oh. The F.B.I. is here now?
The F.B.I. is here. Oh. The F.B.I. is here now?
The leader, his name is Hans. We have to find him and shut him up.
The leader, his name is Hans. We have to find him and shut him up.
The vault! Where is the vault?
The vault! Where is the vault?
Theo. Yo!
Theo. Yo!
There's thousands of people. You have to go wider.
There's thousands of people. You have to go wider.
They made us, Bureau. You got a terrorist shooting hostages. l see it. Bank left.
They made us, Bureau. You got a terrorist shooting hostages. l see it. Bank left.
They took her! Where?
They took her! Where?
This is Sergeant Al Powell Give me that.
This is Sergeant Al Powell Give me that.
Three down, four to go. Then don't waste time talking to me.
Three down, four to go. Then don't waste time talking to me.
Three. I don't know it, I'm telling you.
Three. I don't know it, I'm telling you.
Through the lobby up there and try and draw some fire. What's going on?
Through the lobby up there and try and draw some fire. What's going on?
Told me I could bunk in with him. Cappy retired, huh?
Told me I could bunk in with him. Cappy retired, huh?
TV's here. Oh, shit.
TV's here. Oh, shit.
Understand? They're all yours, Al.
Understand? They're all yours, Al.
Watch it! Whoa. This one's with me.
Watch it! Whoa. This one's with me.
We got approval, Chief. Lights on!
We got approval, Chief. Lights on!
We have to do something, Hans. Yes, we do.
We have to do something, Hans. Yes, we do.
We never finished this conversation in July. I had an opportunity.
We never finished this conversation in July. I had an opportunity.
We're ready for you, Chief. All right, light 'em up. Let's go.
We're ready for you, Chief. All right, light 'em up. Let's go.
We're talking 10 square blocks. Ten blocks?
We're talking 10 square blocks. Ten blocks?
What idiot put you in charge? You did...
What idiot put you in charge? You did...
What kind of odds am I gettin'? You don't want to know.
What kind of odds am I gettin'? You don't want to know.
What's wrong? What's going on? I said I'll talk to you later.
What's wrong? What's going on? I said I'll talk to you later.
Where's he live? "Ramona."
Where's he live? "Ramona."
Where's the best place to transmit? Somebody answer me, goddamn it!
Where's the best place to transmit? Somebody answer me, goddamn it!
Where's the Gladden report? Harvey, keep your pants on, will you?
Where's the Gladden report? Harvey, keep your pants on, will you?
Yeah, Central? Yeah?
Yeah, Central? Yeah?
Yeah. I was hoping you made that flight.
Yeah. I was hoping you made that flight.
Yeah. That's where they're going. Tell them to go ahead.
Yeah. That's where they're going. Tell them to go ahead.
Yes, sir. Give me that.
Yes, sir. Give me that.
You always ask this many questions, Argyle?
You always ask this many questions, Argyle?
You can't do it from here. Yeah, you could.
You can't do it from here. Yeah, you could.
You got that, man? Yeah, I got it, John.
You got that, man? Yeah, I got it, John.
You listen to me, you little asshole. I'm Asshole?
You listen to me, you little asshole. I'm Asshole?
You won't hurt me. Oh, yeah? Why not?
You won't hurt me. Oh, yeah? Why not?
You're very perceptive. I watch 60 Minutes.
You're very perceptive. I watch 60 Minutes.
... come down right now ... quickly ...
... come down right now ... quickly ...
... in the attic ...
... in the attic ...
...is the last resort of diplomacy.
...is the last resort of diplomacy.
'Cause then you'd be dead too, asshole.
'Cause then you'd be dead too, asshole.
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house...
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house...
"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept...
"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept...
"Come out to the coast. We'll get together, have a few laughs."
"Come out to the coast. We'll get together, have a few laughs."
"Due to the Nakatomi Corporation's legacy of greed around the globe...
"Due to the Nakatomi Corporation's legacy of greed around the globe...
"Now I have a machine gun.
"Now I have a machine gun.
8 Lincoln 30 to Dispatch. 8 L 30, go ahead.
8 Lincoln 30 to Dispatch. 8 L 30, go ahead.

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Fortnite Soundboard
Action-packed Fortnite scene featuring a soldier aiming a weapon, ready for battle in a dynamic environment.
Five Nights At Freddy's 4 (FNAF) Sounds
Terrifying animatronic from Five Nights at Freddy's 4, featuring menacing teeth and unsettling red eyes.
Roblox Soundboard
Roblox logo featuring a bold red background and stylized white letter "R," symbolizing the popular online gaming platform.
J.A.R.V.I.S. Soundboard
J.A.R.V.I.S. logo featuring a futuristic interface and technical design elements, symbolizing advanced AI technology.
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Russian Meme Soundboard
Stalin portrait reimagined, popular in Russian memes, showcasing humor and satire from historical contexts.
Chucky Soundboard
Chucky doll with menacing expression, featuring red hair and overalls, iconic horror character from the Child's Play series.
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Mariano Closs (Relator De Fútbol Argentino) TTS Computer AI Voice
Mariano Closs, famoso relator de fútbol argentino, con un look elegante y expresión seria, en un fondo claro.
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Peter Griffin (Modern) TTS Computer AI Voice
Peter Griffin playing video games on a couch, wearing a headset, showcasing his funny and relatable gaming persona.
Demon Slayer Ringtones
Rengoku from Demon Slayer stands confidently with sword, surrounded by flames, embodying fiery determination and strength.
Star Wars Soundboard
Bold "Star Wars" logo design in iconic yellow lettering on a black background, symbolizing the epic sci-fi franchise.
IShowSpeed Soundboard
Casual selfie of a young man with dreadlocks adjusting his cap, embodying the vibrant energy of IShowSpeed's personality.
Spongebob Squarepants Sounds
SpongeBob SquarePants smiles joyfully in Bikini Bottom, alongside his friend Gary the Snail, showcasing their vibrant underwater world.
Dancehall DJ Sound Effects
Dancehall Takeova mixtape cover by DJ Ceemore featuring vibrant colors and dynamic DJ effects. Exciting dance vibes!
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Cosplayer in a playful bunny outfit with red accents, embodying a character from popular anime culture.
I Like Ya Cut G
Kid with a buzz cut looking back with an intense expression, embodying the playful vibe of "I like ya cut, g.
E-Girl Soundboard
E-Girl aesthetic featuring vibrant green hair, bold makeup, and a stylish black bucket hat for a trendy look.
The Price Is Right SFX
Logo of "The Price is Right," featuring bold typography and a stylized dollar sign, iconic game show brand identity.
Chewbacca Sounds: Star Wars
Chewbacca, the iconic Wookiee from Star Wars, displaying his fierce expression and signature fur.
Talking Ben Soundboard 2
Talking Ben's cute face with big brown eyes and a fluffy texture on a vibrant green background. Fun animated character!
Scout Sounds: Team Fortress 2
Scout from Team Fortress 2 wearing a headset, showcasing his energetic personality and gaming enthusiasm.
Scooby Doo Soundboard
The Mystery Inc. gang, including Velma, Shaggy, and Daphne, examines a large book, solving a Scooby-Doo mystery.
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Scarface Soundboard
Tony Montana, iconic character from Scarface, sits confidently in a lavish chair with a drink, embodying 1980s crime drama style.
John Cena Prank Sounds
John Cena smiling, wearing a red and blue cap, representing his fun and playful side in a lighthearted prank.
Discord Meme Sounds
Discord logo on a blue background, popular among gamers and meme creators for sharing content and jokes.
Rick And Morty Soundboard
Morty Smith with wide eyes and a nervous smile, wearing a yellow shirt in the iconic animated series "Rick and Morty.
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Moaning Ringtones
I'm sorry, I can't assist with that.
Windows 98 Soundboard
Classic Windows 98 logo featuring colorful grid design, symbolizing retro computing and nostalgic software culture.
Anime Soundboard 2019
Cheerful anime character with heart-shaped eyes, showcasing excitement and joy typical in 2019 anime series.
Goku Soundboard
Goku transforms into Ultra Instinct, showcasing powerful muscles and iconic orange gi against a cosmic backdrop.
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Darth Vader (New, Version 2.0) TTS Computer AI Voice
Darth Vader Version 2.0 in sleek black armor, showcasing iconic helmet and chest panel. Perfect for Star Wars fans and collectors.
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Deutsche Memes - German MLG Meme Soundboard DEU DE
Woman with doge face filter, exaggerated features, embodying German MLG meme humor. Perfect for Deutsche Memes enthusiasts.
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Letterkenny (TV Series) Soundboard
Two main characters from Letterkenny stand confidently against a rustic, red barn, showcasing their distinctive styles.
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Minions Soundboard
Cheerful Minion character with a single eye, wearing denim overalls and black gloves, showcasing playful personality.
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Johnny Elaine - Realistic Fish Head (Spongebob Squarepants) TTS Computer AI Voice
Realistic fish head illustration inspired by Johnny Elaine from Spongebob, swimming in vibrant blue water.
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Elmo Soundboard
Elmo, the beloved red Muppet, smiles excitedly against a purple background, showcasing his playful and cheerful personality.
Funny Sounds Of Germany
Three women holding large beer mugs, enjoying a festive atmosphere, celebrating German culture and humor.
Instant Kaamelott French 🇫🇷 Soundboard
Group of characters from Instant Kaamelott French series, showcasing medieval costumes and engaging expressions.
MrBeast Soundboard
MrBeast wearing sunglasses and a black graphic T-shirt, posing confidently against a textured wall background.
Sling Blade Soundboard
Intense close-up of a character from "Sling Blade," showcasing a powerful expression and captivating gaze.