Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995) Soundboard Edit

A lot of opinion makers the mayor doesn't wanna piss off, you know?

All right, let's see to the office work

Almost, almost. Yeah, all right!

And last I looked, you weren't too light on your feet

And remember, this is all due ...

And sinker

And that's all

And those four guys from the East German All Stars, your boys down at the bank ...

And you don't go away.

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives.

Attention! Attention! Nils is dead.

Aw, shit!

Beer is normally taken internally, John.

Bro?

By this time next month he's going to be a security guard.

Call me when he crosses 110th Street.

Come on

Come on.

Come on. Get him up here! Come on, come on!

Come on. We gotta get outta here! He's gonna start shootin' at us any second

Cross dressing? What?

Cut this shit off him!

Detective. Bob Thompson.

Did you ever see a woman miss a shoe sale?

Did you say 2,400 pounds?

Didn't I hear you say you didn't even like your brother?

Don't ever let people use you. You're running all over town with stolen property.

Don't spill it. Don't spill it!

Douse those lights!

Dump trucks! Right there! Right there!

Every wife had seven sacks. Every sack had seven cats. Every cat had seven kittens.

Excuse me! Excuse me, please! Pardon me.

Fellas! Fellas! Nature boy here hates ******s

First of all, I just wanna tell you what a great show you got.

For the last 10 years, plays the same two numbers all the time.

For the rest of the day, we're supposed to handle the department's communications

From there on, we've already brought the water down from the reservoir.

Fuck that, McClane! You're still alive, aren't ya?

Fuck!

Fuck! Let's go! Watch it! Watch out!

Fucking prick!

Get down!

Get down! There's a bomb!

Get him back.

Get his feet

Get out .. Get out of the way.

Get out of there! Slide over and take the wheel

Get outta here!

Get up! Get outta here!

Get yourself a blocker and head for the end zone!

Give me your pies ...

Go now, please! Go now!

Go take a look in there.

Go, go, go! Hip hop. Hip hop

He just said it had to be you

He wants control over him .. over his actions, his thoughts, even his emotions.

He wore the board, walked the street and survived.

He's sending us to the home team dugout at Yankee Stadium. Why?

Here! Come here!

Hey, fellas. Mickey O'Brien, aqueduct security.

Hey, listen, jerk off? Let me tell you somethin'. I got a bad fuckin' hangover!

Hey, listen, we got a report of a guy comin' through here with eight reindeer

Hey, McClane. Where the hell is everybody?

Hey! Any one marked four

Hey! You didn't answer my question, Walter.

Hold it steady

How's he doin'?

I ain't gonna know till I ask him.

I am the ... voice of my own god

I bet you blame that shit on your wife, too, right?

I don't fuckin' see it.

I don't want to alarm your children.

I got the janitors making a last sweep of the building right now.

I got two kids in the school on 64th Street

I think I made it mad.

I wanna thank you for that vote of confidence, Walter.

I was working on a nice, fat suspension ...

I'll be back in a minute

I'm a soldier, not a monster. Even though I sometimes work for monsters.

I'm an electrician

I'm gonna get that bomb! Listen, you fail, I cover your ass. I fail, you cover my ass

I'm spread all over hell. What about this damn bomb?

I'm, uh, with another agency.

I've had a bad fuckin' headache all day long

If I hadn't have saved your fuckin' ass, I wouldn't be sittin' here with you ...

If you'd said Wall Street, we could've followed him all the way

If you're competent in the least, you've found the briefcase.

If you're going to get up to 72nd Street on time

If you're really clever, you'll learn the location of the bomb and the code to disarm it

In fact, we've had to give up and pull the plug on the whole thing

Insurance fraud.

Is this it?

It could be anything.

It has a proximity circuit, so, please, don't run

It rings a bell, yeah.

It's a Yugo. It's built for economy, not speed

Jesus, I'm sorry you got involved, all right?

Just keep pressure on it.

Just shut up and get 'em in the air!

K 9, bring it around to the back. Check out the boiler room.

Kameraden.

Kittens, cats, sacks and wives. How many were going to St

Lambert! You know where to find McClane?

Life has its little bonuses.

Look around, man. All the cops are into somethin'.

Look out! Look out!

Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot guns, you racist motherfucker.

Ls there a detective named McClane there?

McClane! McClane, watch it.

Mike, how ya doin'?

Move it out! Move it out!

Move your legs, sir.

No code, no riddle, no fancy little countdown.

No guts, no glory.

No radio contact. No radio contact.

No, no, stay with me! What is it that Wall Street does not have? Schools.

Not even God knows what you're doing!

Not to get too personal ...

Now, I recommend we get everybody, and I mean everybody

Now, you believe this guy really can't be bought?

Now, you two better get going ..

Officer, tell those people to get the hell back, will ya?

Oh, boy ...

Oh, fuck! Shit!

Oh, goddamn!

Oh, the Samaritan.

Oh!

Okay, come on, come on. You almost got it

Okay, come on.

Okay, so be it.

Okay. Now, take a look at the front.

One ounce or more less will result in detonation

Or omnipotence predominate.

Padre?

Peter Krieg ..

Please inform Mr. Little that Mr. Vanderfloog is here

Pull all the way up!

Pull all the way! Pull all the way!

Put it down!

Relax, Targo. There's not a cop for 20 blocks.

Respect. Now, who's the bad guys?

Rumor is Israelis slipped a bomb in between their sheets. Uh, he wasn't at home ..

Say hello to your brother.

Sergeant Turley! Sergeant Turley!

Seven wives times seven, 49. With seven cats. Seven times 49 is ... 343, right?

She's a very stubborn woman.

Shit! Look out! Get out!

Simon fuckin' says!

Slow the fuck down, McClane!

Smokin' cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.

So, he lost. Lambert.

So, what's your name, boy?

Some guy named Arthur.

Stay down! Stay low!

Stop with that goddamn yelling! I know what I'm doing!

Stupid. Stupid. Asshole.

Take a look at this. Janitor said this one was delivered this morning

Targo! Targo!

Ten times what's in Kentucky!

Thanks

That he has planted another very large bomb in a school here in the New York area

That's right. Run, motherfuckers! The exterminators are here!

The name Gruber mean anything to you, Lieutenant?

There are some gentlemen in the Middle East who seem to think ...

There, there! Down on the wharf!

There's a bomb!

They bought it

They're gone.

This is a bad idea!

This, gentlemen, as they say, is where the plot thickens

Threw some white asshole's brother off a roof?

Turley! Half the goddamn city just called 911!

Two Spit it.

Walter, they don't allow dump trucks on the F.D.R.!

Was Hungarian army. Explosives expert

We don't even have a car!

Well, that is an exceptional report, fellas

Well, then, who are you? Somebody I sent up? What'd you do?

What is 21 out of 42?

What is it that you want Lieutenant McClane to do?

What the fuck!

What the hell?

What the hell's all this got to do with killin' McClane?

What was that?

What were you saying?

What?

What's goin' on here?

What's goin' on, Walter?

When some dumb Irish flatfoot drops him out of a window.

Where are you going now, huh?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Why do you keep calling me Jesus? l look Puerto Rican to you?

Why don't ya just run over everybody in the whole street?

Why the hell didn't you tell me before?

With possible paranoid schizophrenia

Would you give him a quarter?

Yeah, it's in Harlem.

Yeah, maybe he'll send me some flowers.

Yeah, this is collect from John.

Yeah.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! Hold up! Hold up!

You got any aspirins?

You guys play the lottery? No?

You have ...

You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right?

You know all those cop cars screaming around everywhere? You know what they're up to?

You know what the most interesting part of tunnel three is?

You know, this subway business has knocked all our systems into a cocked hat.

You make sure the uniforms got it cordoned off there

You sound like a real smart guy. What is it that you want?

You will find an envelope under the rim of the fountain.

10:02

And get your butts to school. You hear me? Yeah.

And what is it they have a shitload of? What?

Are you there, dear? Yes, we're here

But there's a problem. What do you mean? How big a problem?

Chester A. Arthur Elementary School? Yeah, that's it.

Chester A. Arthur? Chester A. Arthur. That's it, yeah.

Come on! Come on! Oh, fuck, my leg! Ow!

Damn, McClane, you know, I was just startin' to like you. Well, don't. I'm an asshole.

Exactly four gallons! Yes!

Excuse me! Excuse me! Hey!

Get away from the goddamn phone! Get your hands up!

Get hold of Munson in Triborough. Inspector.

Gimme the fuckin' jug. We're startin' over. Pour that out. We can't start over.

Guy back there called you Jesus, didn't he? He didn't say Jesus!

Guys who sell drugs. Guys who have guns.

Hardly. Hardly?

Here you go, my dear. Somebody put a big bomb in a school somewhere.

Hey, where you goin'? What's goin' on?

How do you do, Inspector? How do you do, Principal Martinez?

How does it work? You don't know how to shoot a gun?

I don't know. Something just doesn't add up. Lt

I found out who was the 21st president. Who?

It's a goddamn miracle. Yeah, that's the problem, Joe

It's about a goddamn heist. What was in the room?

Joe, this time they go with backup. You got it.

Just hang on

Maybe it's 'cause of the radio. You mean like they're after us? Nah.

Now it's gonna go fast. Lean forward

Obviously. All right, I know. Here we go.

Of course he put the bomb up in that school. Why would he do that?

of that cable I slid down? That might work

Oh, shit! What the fuck is this smoke back here? We got a chopper behind us!

Ricky, where are they? Right over here

Seven times seven is 49. Now tell me the rest. Uh, a sack with seven

Shit, it's too far! Over here. Down.

So who's gonna help you? We're gonna help ourselves.

Thank you very much. What the fuck are you doing to my car?

That's all I got! Put that fuckin' money away! Nobody's robbing you, asshole

The aqueduct. What are ya takin' a dump truck to the racetrack for?

The next shift is gonna be here in a minute. You are so full of shit, Walsh.

There. Put your head fuckin' down. This is gonna be really bad.

Walter! Yeah?

We almost got hit by a dump truck. Shit!

We blow the dam. What?

We got the subway guys to shut down the third rail. Emergency lighting.

We need this phone for official police business. Do you mind?

We're halfway there with 18 minutes to go. Fuck this! Hang on

What about Ricky? I don't know. I can't get ahold of him

What am I doin'? Cheer up. Things could be worse.

What do you think of this heat this late in the year? Indian summer, huh?

What does? That! The water pipe! Goes for about 60 miles!

What kind of game? Simon Says.

What the hell's it doin' now? It's mixin'.

What? It's for the toll on the bridge.

What've you got out your side? Look like roaches with the lights comin' on.

Where are you goin'? I'm gonna try and get his attention.

Will you step outta here for What?

Yes, Jerry. I'm afraid he is. Jesus Christ!

You dropped the fuckin' thing? Goddamn it!

You find out what the hell is wrong with this thing! The frequencies are jammed.

$140 billion!