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A master of the muffin.
A master of the muffin.
And.
And.
Are you asking me out on a date?
Are you asking me out on a date?
Are you Markinson?
Are you Markinson?
Been asked down in dates before and that's what it sounded like.
Been asked down in dates before and that's what it sounded like.
Big kid Berry.
Big kid Berry.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
But you see what I'm getting at?
But you see what I'm getting at?
Citizen dildo.
Citizen dildo.
Cocksucker.
Cocksucker.
Colonel Nathan Jessup.
Colonel Nathan Jessup.
Danny Daniel caffey.
Danny Daniel caffey.
Denise, the piece.
Denise, the piece.
Did you assault Santiago with the intent of killing him?
Did you assault Santiago with the intent of killing him?
Did you order the code red?
Did you order the code red?
Doesn't seem like much.
Doesn't seem like much.
Don't do this to me. We have history.
Don't do this to me. We have history.
Don't tell me what I know and don't know.
Don't tell me what I know and don't know.
Dorothy Boyd.
Dorothy Boyd.
Everybody does.
Everybody does.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Get a calendar.
Get a calendar.
Give me a cigar.
Give me a cigar.
Go back to the schoolyard.
Go back to the schoolyard.
Go, go. Go.
Go, go. Go.
Good tip.
Good tip.
Good.
Good.
Got him the full dress uniform. Stood in the middle of that room, drew a nickel plated pistol from his holster. Fired a bullet into his mouth.
Got him the full dress uniform. Stood in the middle of that room, drew a nickel plated pistol from his holster. Fired a bullet into his mouth.
Hello.
Hello.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here.
Here.
Hi, honey. I'll call you later.
Hi, honey. I'll call you later.
How are you gonna know?
How are you gonna know?
How's it going?
How's it going?
How's your cold?
How's your cold?
Huh.
Huh.
I am the one who's in charge.
I am the one who's in charge.
I cannot, cannot stress this enough.
I cannot, cannot stress this enough.
I cannot.
I cannot.
I did something to offend you.
I did something to offend you.
I do have to ask you a couple of questions about September 6th.
I do have to ask you a couple of questions about September 6th.
I don't care how you look.
I don't care how you look.
I don't care What Car you do.
I don't care What Car you do.
I don't care what your last bank statement says.
I don't care what your last bank statement says.
I feel the same way.
I feel the same way.
I have a lot of things that I have to take care of.
I have a lot of things that I have to take care of.
I have my Tasers, I have my ICBM's, I have my bazookas. I have my Jets pointed right at you.
I have my Tasers, I have my ICBM's, I have my bazookas. I have my Jets pointed right at you.
I just don't feel that way about you.
I just don't feel that way about you.
I know a lot of women.
I know a lot of women.
I love your son. I love your son.
I love your son. I love your son.
I need you.
I need you.
I suppose it's way too much to hope that you're making this up just to bother me.
I suppose it's way too much to hope that you're making this up just to bother me.
I want the truth.
I want the truth.
I want you to stay away from me.
I want you to stay away from me.
I will not apologize for who I am.
I will not apologize for who I am.
I will not apologize for who I am.
I will not apologize for who I am.
I will teach you.
I will teach you.
I'll call you tomorrow. You just enjoy the rest of your day and tell Douglas I said hello. Would you please?
I'll call you tomorrow. You just enjoy the rest of your day and tell Douglas I said hello. Would you please?
I'm Daniel kaffee.
I'm Daniel kaffee.
I'm Frank TJ Mackey.
I'm Frank TJ Mackey.
I'm going to make this decision easy for you, OK? Just what does your heart tell you?
I'm going to make this decision easy for you, OK? Just what does your heart tell you?
I'm gonna go to work.
I'm gonna go to work.
I'm not going to cry for you.
I'm not going to cry for you.
I'm not gonna cry for you.
I'm not gonna cry for you.
I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that?
I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that?
I'm not sure I hear a question.
I'm not sure I hear a question.
I'm so glad you're home.
I'm so glad you're home.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry you're times run out.
I'm sorry you're times run out.
I've never known an issue before.
I've never known an issue before.
If you feel there. Any details that I'm missing, you should feel free to speak up.
If you feel there. Any details that I'm missing, you should feel free to speak up.
In the morning six, you were contacted by an NIS aging who said that Santiago tipped him off to an illegal fence line shooting.
In the morning six, you were contacted by an NIS aging who said that Santiago tipped him off to an illegal fence line shooting.
Listen up.
Listen up.
Looking for Dorothy Boyd?
Looking for Dorothy Boyd?
Markinson's dead.
Markinson's dead.
My team, my team is dead.
My team, my team is dead.
No problem.
No problem.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Not like he hanged himself by his shoelaces or slashed his wrists with a concealed butter knife.
Not like he hanged himself by his shoelaces or slashed his wrists with a concealed butter knife.
Not really.
Not really.
Now I want answers and I want them now.
Now I want answers and I want them now.
Oh, come on. That was damn funny.
Oh, come on. That was damn funny.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Or if you got married, if I said that, would you stay?
Or if you got married, if I said that, would you stay?
Paul, baby.
Paul, baby.
Phil.
Phil.
Pretty impressive, huh?
Pretty impressive, huh?
Quiet.
Quiet.
Respect the cock.
Respect the cock.
Santiago is going to reveal the person's name in exchange for a transfer.
Santiago is going to reveal the person's name in exchange for a transfer.
She gonna hate your fucking guts.
She gonna hate your fucking guts.
Shit.
Shit.
So I feel like harassing you right now.
So I feel like harassing you right now.
So many secrets.
So many secrets.
Suck my big fat fucking sausage.
Suck my big fat fucking sausage.
Tame the cunt.
Tame the cunt.
Tame the cunt.
Tame the cunt.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
The government of the United States. Wants to charge you with murder.
The government of the United States. Wants to charge you with murder.
They're dead.
They're dead.
They're dead. They're all dead.
They're dead. They're all dead.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Wait. Wait a second.
Wait. Wait a second.
Was the attack on Santiago Kodra?
Was the attack on Santiago Kodra?
Well, zippity Doo dah.
Well, zippity Doo dah.
What is it, huh?
What is it, huh?
What is it, huh?
What is it, huh?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's the question?
What's the question?
What's your name please?
What's your name please?
When I am. Drunk.
When I am. Drunk.
Where's where's the little guy?
Where's where's the little guy?
Who's Sergio?
Who's Sergio?
Why did you go to Private Santiago's room on the night of September 6th?
Why did you go to Private Santiago's room on the night of September 6th?
Will you marry me?
Will you marry me?
Wow. I'm sexually aroused command.
Wow. I'm sexually aroused command.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep, Yep.
Yep, Yep.
Yes, Sir.
Yes, Sir.
Yes.
Yes.
You are good looking. You are handsome.
You are good looking. You are handsome.
You are with the Lord. Of the living room.
You are with the Lord. Of the living room.
You cock sucker. I know you can hear me.
You cock sucker. I know you can hear me.
You cock sucker. I know you can hear me.
You cock sucker. I know you can hear me.
You come after me and you will lose.
You come after me and you will lose.
You could just fucking die, you fuck.
You could just fucking die, you fuck.
You could just fucking die, you fucking.
You could just fucking die, you fucking.
You don't like me very much, do you?
You don't like me very much, do you?
You have been warned.
You have been warned.
You know about code Reds?
You know about code Reds?
You know, I just thought the lone thing, it's not my specialty.
You know, I just thought the lone thing, it's not my specialty.
You mind telling me why the hell you never mentioned this before?
You mind telling me why the hell you never mentioned this before?
You prick.
You prick.
You prick.
You prick.
You say you want to spend your time.
You say you want to spend your time.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
You want to go out to dinner?
You want to go out to dinner?
You were gonna give me that cherry pass wheat, Mama, baby.
You were gonna give me that cherry pass wheat, Mama, baby.
You. Complete me.
You. Complete me.
You're coming dangerously close to the textbook definition of interfering with the government investigation.
You're coming dangerously close to the textbook definition of interfering with the government investigation.
You're drinking Jack Daniel.
You're drinking Jack Daniel.
You're gonna have to be tough on yourself.
You're gonna have to be tough on yourself.
You're not from Ohio.
You're not from Ohio.
$0.99 at the corner store.
$0.99 at the corner store.
À.
À.
あほ。
あほ。
うん。
うん。
やあ。
やあ。