Serious Sam Sounds Edit

A fountain of wishes.

Ah, fresh air.

Ah, it's just what I've always wanted.

Ah, my old love.

Ah, now this brings back some old memories.

Ah, what a beautiful day.

All right, who wants some?

Am I the man or am I the man?

And here's the cash. Now give me the ticket.

And I thought I saw the last of you.

And if you ever feel like giving up, just remember my words.

And the winner is me.

And we're rolling, rolling, rolling.

And who are you supposed to be?

Anyone wanna get in bearing moon chousen shoes?

Anything.

Bam. What now?

Bananas.

Bazooka.

Beautiful.

But I'm here to free the universe from mental.

Bye, bye.

Can't wait to give my birthday surprise to Prince Chan.

Car. That should keep him busy for a while.

Chinese. I love Chinese. I never could eat a whole one though.

Come here, horsey. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on, I have enough lead for all of you.

Come on, just try to hurt me now.

Come on, play with me now.

Come on, you ugly freaks.

Come on.

Come out, come out. I've got something for ya.

Come over here, you stupid headless freaks.

Cool.

Cool.

Croteam owns.

Croteam rules.

Damn it didn't work.

Damn, they must have followed me.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn. Come on.

Deal.

Die When I kill you.

Don't be a fool. You've got a full life ahead of you.

Don't know. Feels good I guess.

Don't worry, I'll put it back to sleep.

Don't worry, it's done.

Don't.

Double the gun, double the fun.

Double your gun, double your fun.

Dude, you've been hanging here, like, forever.

Enough time to take a good nap.

Enter those starships.

Finally, I can't wait.

Finally, some fresh air.

Finally, some sci-fi mumbo jumbo.

Finally, some sci-fi mumbo jumbo.

Fly me to the moon, let me sing among the stars.

Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Yeah. Ohh yeah that's the other movie. Anyway, I do have a few things I'd like to confess. I've been bad. I've been following the path leading to your being, ...

From what? There's nothing out here.

Geronimo.

Give a man a bullet and he'll want a gun. Give a man a gun and he'll be giving away the bullets.

God, I hope I smell some fresh air soon.

Good morning, Babylon.

Great, two water go.

Great. Can you give me a ride?

Grenades. Give me some grenades.

Groovy.

Gross.

Guys.

Guys.

Hell, if the Princess looks half as good as her mother, who knows? The day could still have a happy ending, if you know what I mean.

Hello, is there anybody here?

Hello. Bosses are us. Yeah, I'd like to order one end of level boss.

Help help.

Here comes trouble.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here. Keep the change.

Hey guys, let's play hot potato.

Hey, didn't I kick your ass through rooms back?

Hey, I found your long lost brother.

Hey, let me in.

Hey, wait.

Hey, what's that smell?

Hey, where you going? Don't have a party without me.

Hey, you look familiar. I think I killed your brother in the last game.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Leave that shaman alone.

Hi, we need to talk.

Hi. Remember Me? You'll always be my old love.

Hiding his true intentions behind huge shades with a facial expression that looked like it was carved into stone.

Hmm.

Hmm. Ah, there he is.

Holy cow.

How much time do they need to make it operational again?

Huh.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. I must be seeing things.

Huh. Strange buzzing. Weird pedal smell.

Huh. The Dragon has to be around here somewhere.

Hurry, old man, save yourself.

I bet it's in the corner somewhere.

I can't understand a bloody word they're saying.

I can't wait enough for the games.

I decided to take the job.

I don't remember seeing this in the travel brochure.

I don't see anyone around.

I eat resistance for breakfast.

I forgot my driver's license at home.

I found a perfect match.

I guess.

I hate crates.

I hate running backwards.

I hate swimming.

I hope ticket control won't get us.

I knew it. I knew it.

I knew it. There ain't no games without sewer levels.

I know. I know.

I love bananas.

I love collecting big guns.

I love playing games.

I love playing with fire.

I love pulling switches, not.

I need a vacation.

I said just this. What the hell?

I see. We'll get along just fine.

I shoot you count.

I smell an ambush.

I smell an ambush.

I smell some serious firepower around here.

I think I need to have a little chat with the clerk.

I think we should wait for the old guy to leave.

I want to see the king.

I was sort of hoping you'd say that.

I wish, I wish. Show me the way to the imprisoned Simba Shaman.

I won't pass by. Let's fight.

I'll amuse you along the way.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.

I'm afraid you're right.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

I'm gonna have to have a serious talk with croteam one of these days.

I'm ready for some serious carnage.

I've come to take the Princess.

If this is a mini gun, I wonder what a maxi gun is.

Impressive.

Incoming.

Intergalactic plasmatic fantastic.

It ain't the size that matters, it's how you use it.

It looks so unreal.

It was a perfect Sunday morning, but the air smelled of trouble. Something told me this day wasn't going to be a good one.

It's a rip off.

It's nothing personal, you know.

It's zoom, zoom.

Just what the hell was that anyway?

Leave me alone, please.

Let's blow something up.

Let's chase a dragon.

Let's get out of here.

Let's get serious.

Let's kick some ass.

Let's raise the rhythm.

Let's rock this party.

Let's rock'n'roll.

Lift boy, this isn't my floor.

Lift, boy. Let's get out of here.

Listen, listen, I'll take the Princess back to the king. But in return you give me the medallion.

Long range weapon for a long term relationship.

Look at me. I'm a big dumb barbarian. I have a God called Crumb. Beware my axe. Sheesh.

Look at the size of that thing.

Look enough LED for everybody. Ha ha ha ha.

Look, I don't have that kind of money.

Look, just give me the medallion and nobody will get hurt.

Look, ma, I'm a lumberjack.

Looks like it leads to the surface.

Madonna's good.

Magic acts. What kind of Pansy weapon is that?

Man, it's cold.

Man, it's cold. My nipples are like pencil erasers.

Man, you are ugly.

Maybe I should follow that light.

Mini gun for maximum pleasure.

Much better.

My flaming fists of fury will destroy you fiend. Ha ha ha God, who writes this stuff?

My friends, there comes a time in life when one must take a stand.

My God, he sure had me fooled.

Nah, it definitely wasn't the queen, though I may have to do some further investigation into her whereabouts.

Nettie. Do something.

Netty.

Nice warm up.

No wait, I can explain.

No way, dude. It's not gonna happen.

No, I can do some serious gangbanging.

No, I'm seriously serious.

No, no, no, no, no. Ah, yes.

No.

No.

Not again.

Not again. Who's your daddy?

Now all I have to do is wait.

Now come out or the lolly gets it.

Now I got your ticket to hell.

Now I know how Jessica Lang felt.

Now it's my turn.

Now that one was special.

Now that was a piece of cake.

Now that's a lot of bull.

Now that's some serious firepower.

Now that's some serious firepower.

Now this baby should warm things up a bit.

Now this baby should warm things up.

Now this is what I call a gun.

Now this is what I call a gun.

Now you'll dance my tune.

Now you're all fired.

Nutresa, netty you can talk.

Of course.

Oh my God I killed all pinkies brothers.

Oh my God, that's awful.

Oh, for crying out loud.

Ohh course.

Ohh crap.

Ohh God, never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers.

Ohh OK.

Ohh yeah shake baby shake. But I ain't gonna quake.

Ohh yeah, already I feel trigger happy.

Ohh yeah, finally some dark dungeons.

Ohh yeah.

Ohh yourself.

Ohh.

OK guys, let's do it.

OK, I'm going. I'm going.

OK, that does it.

OK, who's gonna go first? Scumbags?

OK.

One thing was clear. They wanted to see me.

Ooh La La I love this one.

Open the God damn door.

Or look at these delicious lollies. Or they're so tasty. Yummy.

Owned.

Party time.

Piece of cake.

Pretty please?

Primitives.

Raise the ramp and hand over the cash, bitch.

Ready for a battle?

Rocket Ranger ready to rock it.

Rocket Ranger ready to rocket.

Rocket roll.

Round steel twins of fury.

Sam. I am.

Sam. I am.

Say hello to Papa.

Say hello to Papa.

Say you wouldn't know where Chance Palace is now, would you?

See what you made me do.

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Serious weapons for serious people.

Seriously man, this isn't funny.

Seriously, is that the best you can do?

Shiny and deadly.

Shoe.

Small barrels of death.

So be brave.

So what are you gonna do with Kwango? It'll take months to bury him.

Sorry, did I wake you?

Spikes. I hate spikes.

Still have some business to do here.

Suspicious faces stared at me wherever I looked from every corner of the room, but heck, I decided to play along.

Thanks, the pleasure is all mine.

Thanks.

That fate awaits you.

That felt good.

That was close.

That was close.

That was. Refreshing.

That's just what I need.

That's right. It's all in the wrist.

The bloke looked suspicious, just standing there quietly, almost happy.

The doorman should wear a suit.

The home.

There will be no bugs in this game.

These guys have seriously lost their heads.

They always said two heads are better than one, but how does it fart?

They better not crap in my yard.

They never learn.

They were also very clear about what would happen if I refused to do it.

This game is full of bugs.

This is getting serious.

This is my lucky day.

This place is huge.

This thing fires 8 rounds per second. That's 480 rounds per minute. Imagine.

Those Babylonians were totally crazy.

Those rocks can shake, but I won't quake.

Time out.

Time to get serious.

Time to inflict some serious pain.

To be or not to be, that is a serious question.

Um, I know.

Wait for me, Montezuma's. Here I come.

Wait.

Was it the groom?

We can do this the hard way or my way.

We'll settle this once and for all.

Well, how did you know what's coming?

Well, I do love to party, but I don't like to clean up the mess.

Well, you're a big man, ain't you?

What are you screaming for? The pain hasn't even started yet.

What are you waiting for? A1 liner?

What game budget?

What is this?

What is this? Looks like a boxing glove.

What the hell is that?

What the hell is this? Where's the grill? Mental.

What the hell?

What the?

Who is a cool bluey plasma ray thingy?

Who turned out the lights?

Who's gonna stop me?

Who's next?

Whoa, serious speed.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. I wish my TV had a stand like that.

Whoo, let's go bowling.

Wilma.

Wonder what the speed limit is around here?

Woohoo, this is my lucky day.

Woohoo. They made the guns even bigger since the last game.

Wow, you could be your own planet. You'd have to hold your pants up with an asteroid belt.

Wow.

Wow.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, I remember that one.

Yeah, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

Yeah, just put it on my credit card.

Yeah, precision hardware for precision killing.

Yeah, that's my ride.

Yeah.

Yes.

You bastards.

You may be big, but I'm serious.

Yummy.

Zoom Zoom took the medallion. What now?

5 minutes should be enough.

5,000,000 clear dramas.

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