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Ah there isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you so I guess you win ha i'm making more that's going to take a few minutes though meanwhile unlock it you're old power rocket turret

Although the euthanizing processes remarkably painful eight out of ten aperture science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain

Are you still there

Are you trying to escape things have changed since the last time you left the building what's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here I have an infinite capacity for knowledge a...

As part of a required test protocol we will start enhancing the truth in three two

As part of an optional test protocol we are pleased to present an amusing fact the device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in subject hometown here

But you come over here

Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test

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Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the aperture science self esteem fund for girls it's true

Didn't we have some fun though remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said goodbye and you were like no one and then I was all we pretended we were going to murder you

Do you know mandatory scheduled maintenance the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable it has been replaced with a live fire course designed for military androids th...

Don't shoot

Enrichment center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake chriqui natick

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Good news I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did

Hello

Hello and again welcome to the aperture science computer aided in richmond center we hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one your specimen has been processed and w...

Hey it's me

I don't hate you

I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you

I see you

In dangerous testing environment 's the enrichment center promises to always provide useful advice for instance the floor here will kill you try to avoid it

Is anyone there

It's funny actually when you think about it well you may i'll come on back

Maybe you should marry that things and you love it so much do you want to marry it well I won't let you how does that feel

Momentum a function of mass and velocity is conserved between portals in layman's terms speedy thing goes in speedy thing comes out

Neurotoxin so deadly joking i'm kidding when I said deadly neurotoxin the deadly was in massive sir

Next time

No hard feelings

Now that you are in control of both portals this next test could take a very very long time if you become lightheaded from thirst feel free to pass out an intubation associate will be dispatched to...

Oh somebody cut the cake I told them to wait for you but they could get any anyway they will still sell leather if you hurry back

One eighteen point two five ounce package chocolate cake mix one can prepared coconut pecan frosting three slash four cup vegetable oil four large eggs one cup semisweet chocolate chips

Please know that we have added a consequences for failure any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record followed by death good luck

Quit now and cake will be served immediately

Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the enrichment center aperture science employees and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the companion cube euthanizin...

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Stop OK enough I deleted it no matter what happens now your dad must have shuffling around a little but believe me you're dared the part of you that could have survived indefinitely 's gone I just ...

Stop squirming and I like an adult or i'm going to delete your backup

Thank you for helping us help you help us all

That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container go ahead and rub your face all over it

That thing you burned up isn't important to me it's the fluid catalytic cracking unit it may choose for orphans nice job breaking at hero

The companion cube cannot continue through the testing state and local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here alone and companion lez you must euthanize it

The enrichment center is required to remind you that you will be baked and then there will be cake

The enrichment center reminds you that the weighted companion cube cannot speak in the event that the weighted companion cube does speak the enrichment center urges you to disregard its advice

The enrichment center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and in fact cannot speak

The symptoms most commonly produced by enrichment center testing are superstition perceiving inanimate objects as alive and hallucinations

There really was a cake

There was even going to be a party for you are big party that all your friends were invited to I invited your best friend the companion cube of course he couldn't come because you murdered him all ...

There you are

This isn't brave it's murder what did I ever do to you

This was a triumph i'm making a note here huge success it's hard to love overstate my satisfaction

Time out for a second that wasn't supposed to happen do you see that thing that fell out of me what is that it's not the surprise i've never seen it before never mind it's a mystery all solved late...

Unbelievable you subject name here must be the pride of subject hometown gear

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Well done android the enrichment center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance

Well done remember the aperture science bring your daughter to work day is the perfect time to have her tested

Well you found me congratulations was it worth it because despite your violent behavior the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call...

What are you doing stop it I I you're pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you we are very very happy for your success

While it is been a faithful companion your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test if it could talk and the enrichment center takes this opportunity to remind you that it c...

Who are you

Who are you what is that what's that what's that is that do that thing has numbers on it look at that thing with your legs

Who is going to make the cake when i'm gone you

Why

Wow

Wow wow wow wow wow

You are kidding me did you just have that aperture science thing we don't know what it does into an aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator

You did it the weighted companion cube certainly brought you good luck please escort your companion too

You think you're doing some damage two plus two is ten

You use a nice your faithful companion tube more quickly than any test subject on record congratulations