Bob Hoskins Soundboard Edit

A hundred bucks that's ridiculous! so's the job

Dolores a bourbon and make it a double

Have you tried walla walla cucamonga I hear kokomo's very nice this time of the year

Hey pal do I look like a stenographer

How did that gargoyle get to be a judge

I've been out there risking my neck for you and what are you doin' singin' and dancin'!

Nice booby trap

One too many refrigerators dropped on his head

Ooga booga!

Probably lookin' for a good place to stick a knife

Scotch on the rocks and I mean ice!

Well you're a sight for sore eyes! I ain't seen you in nigh on to five years where've you been drunk

Who are you callin' a chump chimp

Who needs a car in l a we got the best public transportation system in the world

You feeling frisky tonight fellas yeah! let's go

You got that camera of yours mine's in the shop wouldn't be the pawn shop by any chance would it

You keep talkin' like that and i'm gonna have to wash your mouth out

You need a heart before you can have an attack