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A dollar and some envelopes
Aah! oh my god oh my god i'm hurt yah!
About 200 dollars
About 4 or $5000
Add these
Ain't like you got shit to do tomorrow you don't have to go to work
Ain't nobody lying
Ain't nobody playing but you
Ain't nothing in this house shit
Ain't that a bitch you funny
Ain't that right friend
All I have is my g****s you gonna eat up all my g****s
All right
All right (2)
All right (3)
All right all right bye
All right don't get homeboy fucked up
All right he live on debbie's street
All right i'll eat it
All right i'm not like that i'm gonna keep it down
All right man all right man
All right man here's what we're gonna do
All right man i'm gonna go to the crib man my stomach hurt
All right man look here loan me $2
All right man sorry thank you
All right man we finally got him you know we just did we finally got that little motherfucker
All right ****a look between me and you when you're done i'll clean all that shit up for you for $2 ugh
All right well i'm about to go home eh
Always talking shit
Always talking shit just can't open the goddamn door
Am I tripping
And answer the phone the cable people are supposed to call all right
And later on you call me and let me know what happened all right
And man I ain't been right ever since then
And the only person who could get me out was my mom
And you sell that shit yourself next time because i'm going to rehab i'm through with this shit
And you you keep your ass here
Anything else happen no
Anyway what you doing up so early
Are you gonna loan me the money not
Are you high huh
Are you high no why you say that because you look like you've been smoking
Are you okay
As soon as he said that I started feeling funny as hell
Aw i'm sorry
Baby baby we was just praying we was just praying
Back back
Be there i'm serious all right
Beat him down beat you down
Been smoking since I was 2
Better get your ass off your shoulders
Better run little bastard
Better take your ass home
Better to give than to receive brother
Better watch who window you climbing in before you get blasted on with what you ain't got nothing man with this
Big snake big worm what kind of name is that
Big worm
Big worm (2)
Big worm ain't gonna do a goddamn thing man
Big worm big hole big I don't give a damn
Big worm gonna end up fucking you up
Bigfoot motherfucker you can have your knife because I steal I don't kill
Bitch got out of the car looking more like freddie jackson
Bleeding and shit
Boo punk
Boy please
Boy what the fuck you want
Break yourself fool
Bring your ass in here what you talking about
Brother stay black
But after this friday neighborhood will never be the same
But I thought you wanted me to wash your car
But i'm gonna get you high today because it's friday
But i'm gonna get you high today because it's friday (2)
By any chance is sister jones in nope neither is brother jones they both at work
Bye baby
Bye bye
Bye bye honey
Bye felisha
Bye mommy
Bye smokey
Call me when you get home
Calm down
Came home
Can I have my chili fritos
Can I leave the door open
Can I talk to you for a second
Can I use y'all's vcr right quick wanna dub a tape
Cheap ass phone
China come on no ma
Come here
Come here come here
Come in here you don't wanna hear that shit
Come in i'm thirsty
Come on
Come on craig man stimulate you mind man
Come on dana
Come on deebo stall him out
Come on get out of here
Come on man bring your ass out
Come on man buy me a 40 ounce for my birthday
Come on man move it
Come on ******
Come on one two three
Come on outside man stop playing
Come on put up your dukes
Come on sister come on sister
Come on smoke let's go in
Come on! get off my ass!
Come over here and sit down right here you're way over there
Cool
Could y'all stay off my grass please thank you
Could you mind your own business
Craig
Craig (2)
Craig (3)
Craig (4)
Craig (5)
Craig (6)
Craig (7)
Craig already has a woman but he don't like her
Craig can I use y'all's microwave right quick yeah what'd you gotta cook some chicken
Craig come here
Craig craig
Craig craig (2)
Craig craig can I talk to you for a minute
Craig craig craig
Craig craig daddy wants you
Craig get out of my room
Craig get up get up craig come on craig come on craig
Craig get up get up craig come on craig come on craig (2)
Craig huh shut the door and have a seat
Craig I love you man
Craig I thought you said on three okay all right
Craig I wouldn't feel comfortable lending you 200 dollars without a job
Craig i'm on my way to work
Craig if somebody comes whistle
Craig it'll stimulate your mind
Craig oh shit
Craig telephone who is it that girl
Craig tell that little girl to stop playing on my phone
Craig where the iron right there
Craig yeah
Craig you fucked up you fucked up
Craig you listen to me
Craig! huh come in here
Cutie pie
Daddy wants you again
Damn
Damn (10)
Damn (11)
Damn (12)
Damn (13)
Damn (14)
Damn (15)
Damn (16)
Damn (17)
Damn (18)
Damn (2)
Damn (3)
Damn (4)
Damn (5)
Damn (6)
Damn (7)
Damn (8)
Damn (9)
Damn all right damn
Damn all you do is smoke weed
Damn always caught in the middle of something
Damn fucking bitch
Damn I tried to beat his ass but he ran
Damn i'd knock the dust off that pussy
Damn lil chris got you too hell yeah got me too little bitch ass ******
Damn look!
Damn now shut the hell up
Damn smokey what are you doing in here what the hell are you doing here shh
Damn what he want go see
Damn what I ain't got no sugar
Damn what you doing knocking like you the damn police
Dana
Dana dana
Dana wait up
Dang he at it again
Debbie came by looking for you
Debbie debbie what come here sit down
Debbie girl damn
Deebo
Deebo damn
Deebo man you tripping
Deebo was over at felisha house and debbie house asleep
Deebo you seen craig and smokey around here
Deebo! deebo!
Did you remember to pick up the hair yeah
Dizam
Do I still look high
Do something yeah do something
Do the dog catcher dog catcher
Don't be calling here like you some straight up g because i'll cut your balls off and hand them to you partner
Don't come here with that attitude girl
Don't even ask
Don't even talk with all the horses missing their hair here
Don't ever ever ever ever ever come by here okay
Don't knock these over
Don't laugh it ain't funny
Don't laugh it ain't funny (2)
Don't let me catch you boy
Don't lie
Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35 45 minutes somebody open a window
Don't play dumb ****** you know who this is you got my money
Don't start tripping craig
Don't what's up me
Don't worry about what fuck I be doing
Don't you see we handling grown folks business
Drive by
Drop him craig drop him craig drop him craig
Dump your ass over the window
Earlier
Eat it on the 4th of july by the 18th everybody in the whole neighborhood trying to get to the bathrooms
Eight thirty right yes
Eight thirty why
Every time I come in the kitchen you in the kitchen in the goddamn refrigerator eating up all the food all the chicken all the pig feet
Excuse me brother
Excuse me what
Ezal
Ezal get the hell out of my backyard
Ezal!
Fair enough craig fair enough there you go all right craig
Felisha fucking deebo too
Fine i'm on my way to work
Fired me on the spot
First how she look she's nice
Fool
For most people friday's just a day before the weekend
For real
For real damn
For real I mean was it like this or was it like this
For real I thought you had the day off yesterday
For real mm hm
For real no i'm cool
For real no shit
For real what she say
For real yeah you breaking in though
For some reason I don't think smokey wanted to go in there but peer pressure's a motherfucker
For the last time would you please stay off my frigging grass please
Forty 60 80 a hundred 120 140
Fuck fuck
Fuck worm
Fuck you
Fuck you (2)
Fuck you (3)
Fuck you (4)
Fuck you fuck you
Fuck you motherfucker
Fucking up the rotation you could get killed with somebody else
Fucking yeah crawl punk crawl you little bitch
Get a ****** locked up man come on
Get him damn
Get me glass of water
Get off me
Get off me (2)
Get off me get off me
Get off my ass
Get off my ass I ain't with that funny shit
Get off your ass and get in this car boy I don't know why you come down here messing with these people hurry up
Get out
Get out (2)
Get out (3)
Get out (4)
Get out of my house don't slam that door all right man (slams door)
Get that little bad ass in school anyway
Get the fuck out of my face
Get the hell on felisha
Get the hell out of here
Get up craig get up craig
Get your ass in the house hurry up
Get your ass off me
Get your ass out of this house boy
Get your ass up
Get your ass up and cook or clean up or do something
Get your feet down
Girl that's my friend
Give it here i'll do it
Give it up red
Give me my goddamn money
Give me some chili fritos
Give me the gun give me the gun son
Give me the gun son
Give me the money
Give me the rest somebody want a couple of 20s around the corner
Give me the two piece special lots of hot sauce and all the fries you can give me
Give me your stuff
Go and get something to eat I know you hungry
Go ask that bitch for some money
Go go go go
Go look in my dresser
Go see
Go to sleep go to sleep
Goddamn
Goddamn (2)
Goddamn (3)
Goddamn devil
Goddamn goddamn
Goddamn goddamn motherfuckers
Goddamn pest
Goddamn preacher
Goddamn you got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off
Goddamn!
Good lord have mercy
Got nothing man
Gotta start the day off right man
Ha ha ha yes I did
Ha you little rat bastards
Half dead motherfucker
Have some cereal
Have you ever had government cheese craig government cheese you had some no big stinking government cheese couldn't take a dump for two weeks
He ain't playing you think he playing about his money
He be like shut the fuck up I be quiet but when he leave I be talking again
He gonna cry in the car
He know where my mama stay know where your mama stay
He think he a mack macaroni
He tripping hard only on people he know he don't be pulling that shit on them fools around the corner
He was I don't like that
He wasn't even that good baby
He's going off
Heh heh heh gotta get dressed
Heh heh heh shut up
Hell no
Hell no (2)
Hell no all you do is smoke it up
Hell no get the hell on
Hell no they ain't got me on tape she said they did
Hell no watch out
Hell yeah we got about 200 dollars huh deebo
Hello
Hello (2)
Hello why you can't call nobody back
Her mama got ass too
Here come dana and her punk ass boyfriend
Hey 7 30
Hey and bring a radio too
Hey come back all right
Hey craig have you seen my shoe
Hey dad oh what happened to you
Hey dana what loan me 200 dollars
Hey dana when we gonna hook up
Hey ese
Hey ezal
Hey get these for me
Hey girl
Hey go in the house and get me something to roll this up with all right
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey (2)
Hey hey hey look and see if they're gone hell no you look hey we both look on the count of three all right one two three two three
Hey hey hey take it easy homes
Hey hey hey take the garbage out front son
Hey hey hey what are you doing
Hey hey look again
Hey hold up i'll be right back
Hey hold up my mom's in there
Hey how you doing
Hey I ain't selling him shit
Hey I know you don't smoke weed I know this
Hey i'm tripping I ain't scared of shit i'm just good
Hey it's too early
Hey let me wash your car for $2
Hey let's go in the house
Hey mama hi baby
Hey mama what loan me 200 dollars
Hey man get off me get off me man get off me man
Hey man wash it later stay over there
Hey man!
Hey punk
Hey see if she got a friend all right
Hey smokey sell me a dub
Hey smokey's back here taking a shit!
Hey thanks smoke
Hey uh this is smokey debbie's homeboy
Hey um somebody page smokey
Hey wait a minute man I ain't gonna be supplying you you gonna be talking about my shit
Hey what the hell you're doing
Hey what time is it seven forty five
Hey what's up come on in
Hey what's up with me and you
Hey what's with you and that chickenhead
Hey who's that
Hey why you didn't help me
Hey you got some money
Hey you kids quit slamming my goddamn door
Hey you know how that is
Hey you the last brother money i'd mess with i'll steal from my mama before I mess with your shit and you know this man
Hi boys
Hi mrs jones
Hi mrs parker
Hi smokey
Hi smokey (2)
Hi you guys hey
Hold him
Hold my money
Hold up I can hear my heart beat
Holy shit
Homestead yo take it easy ese
Hook
Hook me up with debbie
How much you got left
How the hell you go get fired on your day off
How you doing brother craig
How you doing fine
How you doing i'm all right well I see
How your ass feel mister
How your eye
How's your back feeling
Huh
Huh (2)
Huh (3)
Huh nothing
Hurry quick
Hurry up
Hurry up (2)
Hurry up (3)
Hurry up don't tell me to hurry up
Hurry up hurry up hurry up
Hurry up shit hurry up
Hurry up with the garbage I got some more work for you
I ain't fucking with you watch out
I ain't getting high no more ain't getting high no more shit
I ain't going ever smoke weed again
I ain't got no 4 or $5000 to plant you in the ground you understand yeah
I ain't got no money not enough
I ain't selling you nada
I ain't tripping
I ain't trying to be no dog catcher why not george clinton was a dog catcher
I ain't trying to get involved with y'all
I almost had the money
I been down before I taught him better than this
I bet y'all drinking that wine smoking them tweeds and everything
I can't believe you got me in the mix with this fool
I did I went in there to pick up my check
I didn't go to the show
I didn't go to the show last night
I didn't put that joint to your lip make you smoke
I do but I wanna spend red's money
I don't appreciate you sending your punk ass bust ass jheri curl ass friends to shoot at me and my homey
I don't even like dogs that's the beauty of it
I don't give a fuck
I don't have nothing
I don't know
I don't know that's my only problem
I don't know what her sister's doing
I don't know why you messing with that little fast assed girl anyway
I don't like her disrespecting my house
I don't think so
I don't think you applying yourself smokey
I don't wanna have to fuck you up smokey
I drink
I fell asleep
I got about 200 dollars
I got bit in the ass today son by a stinking ass filthy dog
I got fired yesterday
I got so much money I got another ****** just to count it for me
I got to walk smokey down to his house
I got you I got you baby
I gotta go bye daddy bye bye baby bye bye baby
I grab a dog and I choke him and I kick the shit out of him and I all day long my foot up a dog's ass just bang bang bang up his ass
I had a sweet potato pie you ate the whole pie left me that little plastic thing there
I had to warn you too many times about my money smokey
I hate him
I heard they hiring too you need to go down there and see what's up with your out of work ass
I knew I shouldn't have given him no chronic
I know huh
I know I be forgetting baby you gotta be reminding me i'm sorry
I know what i'm doing man
I know you don't smoke weed I know this
I know you don't wanna fight me because you're nothing but a bitch too
I left my key
I left my purse in your house can I go in and get it
I look like the kunta kinte around this mother
I need some papers and some humps
I need to whoop your little ass for knocking over these trash cans
I said doggy please don't bite me dog and I turned around to jump over the fence the dog grabbed my ass
I saw the tape we kept rewinding it
I see the window open so I said fuck it
I smelled your shit for 22 years now you can't smell mine for five minutes
I smoked up his weed i'm gonna face the consequences
I sold that shit
I swear to god we was rolling
I swear to you yeah I shot one I know I shot one of them
I think we better stay in the house
I thought you had 200 dollars
I thought you had a friend who wanna hook up with me I do
I told y'all I told y'all you all want some
I told you I told you
I told you the weed be letting you know evil lurks
I told you to hook yourself up
I told you you didn't tell me shit
I uh I got to go in here in the back room real quick
I wanna eat some of them chitlins I love pig feet the barbecue pig feet were gone
I want my mama
I want you to get your ass up today go out and look for a job the word today is job j o b
I was in there on the phone with debbie and what's up with rita
I was just bullshitting and you know this man
I was just wondering that maybe if you were feeling better um that you could come over
I was telling you I was smoking weed with that fool one day
I wish you was sleeping right now i'd knock your head with a left hook
I won give me my money
I wonder where she going
I'll get you
I'll kill him aah!
I'll kill you yeah I know
I'll remember that
I'll see you later
I'll tell you one thing around here you gonna work or go to school
I'll wait till you come out
I'll walk you man you punk ass
I'm a man without it
I'm about 5'2 light skinned long hair
I'm about sick of you naw
I'm broke
I'm broke as a joke
I'm clowning
I'm feeling better already
I'm gonna call you tomorrow all right
I'm gonna just tuck mine in
I'm gonna kill you and smokey you're playing with my emotions
I'm gonna knock over your trash cans anyway
I'm gonna knock them over next week
I'm gonna run here and get you the gun right
I'm gonna tell him you ain't got nothing to do with it
I'm gonna try again
I'm in deebo's pigeon coop sweating like a slave
I'm in here on the phone
I'm just gonna go in the house and chill man
I'm making some eggs bacon sausage pancakes and some leftover pork chops
I'm not man
I'm not scared of you all these ******s around here might be scared of you but i'm not
I'm not the smartest man in the world but from here it looks like you taking a shit
I'm on house arrest i'm not even supposed to be over here
I'm out of here anyway
I'm right behind you okay
I'm sick of you
I'm sorry i'm sorry i'm not trying to laugh I just thought you two would like each other
I'm thick people say I look like janet jackson
I'm throwing this away we ain't even got no milk
I'm trying to get with her but dana won't even hook me up
If anybody gotta say anything you let me know
If I catch him i'm gonna beat him like I was his dad
If I get dealt with I get dealt with
If I was working I wouldn't need 200 dollars exactly
If we don't pay him by 10 00 he gonna bust a cap in both our ass
If you ain't got my money or my bud i'm killing you and him
If you ain't got nothing on the table you don't worry about catching a dog
If you don't get involved i'm gonna knock your ass out too make a choice
Is dana here
Is dana in there
Is it the cops
It be cool
It kind of looked like your head but you can't tell from the back
It sounded like a bomb
It was the first you sure mm hm
It's all right you have nice legs
It's angel dust homes
It's cool
It's friday we'll get you high
It's hot as hell out here
It's just like it's both ours we just keep it down at my house cool
It's my money
It's my shit I can do whatever I wanna do
It's on now
It's over bitch!
It's the chronic don't even worry about it
It's the mack
It's the principle of the whole thing it's principalities in this
It's your ass mr postman
Janet jackson
Janet jackson ass get just a little fat
Joann you seen craig and smokey I thought they were over there
Joi ain't gonna do a goddamn thing
Joi she keeps calling hanging up and I know it's her because I star 69'd her she hung up again
Just call her all right
Just give me three and a half minutes maybe even four she'll be wanting to marry a ******
Just go out pick you 4 or $500 and go off and just dance and eat chicken and dance
Just wait till I get my hands on you
Just wait wait well hold up
Just when I was gonna get the money the little crackhead ezal come running and woke him up
Keep it on down low
Known for jacking a ****** that's all he do damn
Let me borrow a joint
Let me explain
Let's get there let's just go back over there he probably still asleep
Let's give her a hand everybody laurie moore thanks for being on the show
Let's go get his ass
Let's go to my house real quick can't do shit over here
Listen
Listen shh you don't hear it
Look
Look at ezal
Look at her she ought to be ashamed of herself coming out looking like that
Look at your face look at your face it will be okay believe me no look at your face
Look fellas I asked you nicely now i'm getting very irritated
Look he need me
Look hector almost hit his nasty ass
Look here just give me 10 dollars and I won't say nothing
Look i'm gonna straighten this girl out i'll be right back
Look look look she bending over
Look man i'm sorry I got you in this shit
Look ****a i'm gonna be here at 10 00 on the dot not 10 03 not 10 36
Look what you did to my curtain
Make sure if you leave you lock up the house
Make your ass wake you up and take out that damn trash
Mama
Mama (2)
Mama mama
Mama shit
Mama where craig at I don't know
Mama you got some glue for what my track slipped out
Mama!
Mama! help!
Mama! mama!
Man ain't nobody even out here I don't even know why i'm tripping
Man ain't nobody gonna knock over your stupid trash cans
Man ain't nothing wrong with smoking weed weed is from the earth god put this here for me and you take advantage man take advantage
Man come on all right
Man don't tou let me go
Man forget that
Man fuck that
Man get the fuck out
Man get the hell out of my backyard man
Man get your punk ass up it ain't even wet over here
Man he just hung up
Man hell no
Man hell no nobody gonna run me up in my house like no bitch this my 'hood
Man hold up I don't do that gay shit now
Man hurry up
Man I ain't even trying to fight you deebo
Man I got a lot
Man I got mind control over deebo
Man I know you ain't go out like that
Man I know you didn't
Man I snuck through the back window to get the money out of his pants
Man i'm high
Man i'm on probation I can't be
Man i'm trying to worm
Man i've been getting high all week
Man my grand mama gave me that chain
Man shut up punk what
Man sit down
Man that fool ain't gonna do nothing
Man that what it's supposed to do
Man that's a female
Man that's fucked up man if it was y'all I would've helped y'all
Man that's lil chris
Man they both got in the car and boned out
Man this ****** got us in some shit
Man y'all busters can't catch me
Man y'all some busters
Man you don't have to holler man I ain't got it yet but i'm gonna get it
Man you know I want some kool aid
Man you know that ****** deebo done had his bike for three weeks right right
Man you owe me two dollars
Man you should've been bobbing and weaving look at you get up!
Man you were smoking I smoked half a little piece of joint with you
Me and smokey
Me and smokey got into it with big worm today we owe him 200 dollars he said if we don't pay him he gonna kill us
Men let's jump him
Might as well
Mom you didn't tell daddy what happened yesterday did you
Mr jones can I use your bathroom please
Mr jones mr jones
Mr parker ain't hitting that right man
Mr parker mr parker
Mrs parker finer than a motherfucker
Mrs parker just don't know
Mrs parker mrs parker can I talk
My daddy caught him trying to break in to my house two days ago and beat him down
My grand mama gave me this chain
My mama is in vegas with her boyfriend
My mama know that's you calling and hanging up
My sister don't need to steal nothing from your broke ass all right
Name one person in the hood that play like that
Needs some young meat
Next thing I knew I was running down the street in my damn drawers
****a how much you need
****a i'm talking to you
****a we need to pay he crazy let's stick together
****** you slow run like a girl
******s are broke these days
Night mama night baby
No
No (2)
No fuck you
No he wasn't sure he was that's why he said
No i'm just bullshitting
No man smoke no I don't smoke no more man
No my shit beating too fast
No no cupcakes leave him alone now let him be a man I taught him good didn't i
No plus joi will kick your ass anyway
No see I was hoping that I could take it to the house with me my microwave yeah
No she don't like people with me when I go get her
Nobody wanna mess with the smoke dog (barking)
Nothing but dirt any damn way
Nothing man i'm fixing something just stay over there
Nothing what you want
Now craig I was proud of you tonight you used your brain that's what I want you to do use your brain that's my boy that's my boy
Now craig you know what your problem is you have no game
Now dana told me about that big snake situation
Now describe yourself
Now take a hit
Now tell me who she was
Now that other girl debbie she's cute she's in school she has all her teeth
Now when I went to bed last night didn't I tell you to take out the trash yeah so why didn't you do it
Now who is she
Now who's the punk
Now you see son you gotta let us know when you leave the house what if you got killed tonight we'd have to bury you you know how much a funeral costs these days
Now you tell her I said to stop it all right okay
Now you're a man
Now your father he got game
Number two
Oh
Oh boy
Oh come on homes let's let bygones be bygones
Oh goddamn man look
Oh he just said for us to pay him by 10 00
Oh he's in the house
Oh he's in there asleep with felisha
Oh I fall i'm suing y'all
Oh I need to borrow your car quick
Oh I want 150000
Oh i'm hurt oh my neck my back my neck and my back oh
Oh i'm shot
Oh it's cool
Oh lord
Oh lord let me go inside and see what's going on with this crazy man
Oh man
Oh man (2)
Oh man come on goddamn
Oh man I tried to come and catch you before you went to work let you know what happened to red's ass
Oh man i'm tripping
Oh man she said she looked like janet jackson
Oh man that's messed up why don't you give him back his chain
Oh man this bud is kicking in
Oh man your mother and I never would've moved in this neighbourhood if we had known you need a gun to walk down the damn street
Oh ****** that's janet jackson who janet jackson the girl debbie hooked me up with
Oh no son that's not the way it is
Oh now you're gettin' scared you wanna go in the house and lay down
Oh she's at the house
Oh shit
Oh shit (2)
Oh shit (3)
Oh shit (4)
Oh shit (5)
Oh shit (6)

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