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Although the impostor has been shot down it looks like christmas will have to be canceled this year
And so time passes christmas comes and goes on schedule and soon it is april
And think of all the fun and joy that would be lost on christmas morning if al the young folks didn't get to see that sparkling happy tree
Anytime but christmas i'm superstitious
Attacked by christmas toys that's strange that's the second toy complaint we've had
Christmas is right around the corner and what better gift to give a loved one than the jackhawk 9000 available at wal mart
Christmas spirit is about believing not seeing
He was dressed in a santa claus suit he'd been climbing down the chimney on christmas even his arms loaded with presents he was gonna surprise us
He's an old man this may be his last christmas
I hope there's still time to fix christmas of course there is i'm santa claus!
I was never happy as a child christmas ted what does that mean to you to me it was a living hell
I've got some bad news folks christmas is going to be canceled there's nothing I can do this weather
It's That Time of Year
Me on vacation on christmas eve
Merry christmas! it's not christmas happy hanukkah!
No no it's christmastime there's always a lot of burglaries around the holidays
Now I have another reason to hate christmas
Now why can't that spirit that same warm christmas spirit last the whole year round
Oh my god! it's a miracle it's a christmas miracle
Santa claus no it's the christmas star and that's all that matters tonight
Santy don't visit the funeral homes little buddy
Say you hate washington's birthday or thanksgiving and nobody cares but say you hate christmas everybody makes you feel like you're a leper or something
Techno Christmas Lights #christmas lights #griswold
That Time of Year
The clausometer suddenly just dropped down to zero there's just no christmas spirit anymore
The worst thing that ever happened to me was on christmas oh god it was so horrible
There's something swell about the spirit of christmas to see what it does to people all kinds of people
They invented them because people forgot how to have a fun old fashioned family christmas
This is christmas not halloween!
Uh oh sounds like someone needs to sing a christmas carol
We got your christmas card the other day and my family and I are very flattered that you remembered us corporate cards
Well I don't know what to say except it's christmas and we're all in misery
Well I like the christmas jesus best and i'm saying grace when you say grace say it to grownup jesus teenage jesus bearded jesus whoever you want
Well if you're santa what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year
Well this is it the storm won't subside by tonight we'll have to cancel christmas
Well you're wrong it's no miracle it's no miracle because I see it happen once a year and so do you at christmas time
What's a christmas gram I want one
While everybody else is opening up their presents they're opening up their wrists
Winter Holidays Song
Yay! two christmases!
You can put my name at the top of your christmas list

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