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Ahh hey! if any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me I have one
And it was an unbirthday present too
As with all living things each according to his gifts
Christmas is right around the corner and what better gift to give a loved one than the jackhawk 9000 available at wal mart
Clark that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year
He bought their affections with showmanship and extravagant gifts of deliciousness
Here's the money my gift to you
Hey! what did daddy just get you for your birthday huh a rake that's right an excellent rake a birthday rake so when you clean the yard you don't have to pick up the leaves with your hands
How many are there 36 counted them myself 36 but last year last year I had 37!
I didn't have time to get some stylish underwear wife gave me this on my last birthday I passed away in it
I want the works I want the whole works presents and prizes and sweets and surprises of all shapes and sizes and now!
Maybe you're just a screwed up sorority chick who's getting back at her daddy for not buying her that pony when she turned sweet 16
Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet
My wife and I came up with a little something special it's a gift
No no that's all wrong this thing will never make a present it's been dead for much too long
Okay second present it appears to be okay it's bed sheets
Put it over there with the others grease ball
So i'm up at that birthday I didn't bring him nothin'
That's my gift in life a you know
There you go son now get out of here you bother me
There's a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift that is why it is called the present
This is a thing called a present the whole thing starts with a box
We have brought a special gift for this holiday feast
While everybody else is opening up their presents they're opening up their wrists
Who's my benefactor you know somebody must like me an awful lot
With a very special very expensive very large birthday present
You can put my name at the top of your christmas list
You've been given a great gift george a chance to see what the world would be like without you