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And they have no more courage than you have but they have one thing that you haven't got a medal
Boy let me tell you something you know them chains ain't medals you get them for making mistakes
I got a medal here in the jeep for you
I killed 27 men all by myself I won a silver star a medal
I wouldn't enjoy winning' a postmortem medal any more than you're going to enjoy that postmortem money
I'll let you stand behind the bar with your medals on and tell the drunks how you won the war
If I die in a combat zone box me up and ship me home pin my medals upon my chest tell my mom I done my best
It was then I received the victoria cross for bravery above and beyond the call of duty
Or a guy invents a bomb and kills 100000 people just like that and maybe gets more medals
Read what my medal says courage ain't it the truth! ain't it the truth!
So don't go winnin' any postmortem medals
What's the medal for stupidity