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And now I lay me down to sleep I pray the lord my soul to keep and if I die before I wake I pray the lord my soul to take
Dear 8 pound 6 ounce newborn infant jesus don't even know a word yet just a little infant and so cuddly but still omnipotent
Dear father in heaven i'm not a praying man but if you're up there and you can hear me show me the way i'm at the end of my rope I show me the way o god
Dear tiny jesus in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny little fat balled up fists
Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive them that trespass against us
Holy lord almighty father everlasting god and father of our lord jesus christ
Maybe send me an angel the nicest angel you have
O lord we pray thee grant us the miracle of thy divine intervention
YAHWEEEEEEEH

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