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And every year less and less people believe in santa claus
And when santa squeezes his fat wide ass down that chimney tonight he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house
Because if you're good santa knows it if you believe in him and you believe in your mom and you believe in your your dad
Better not cry
Better not pout
But santa's coming there's so much to do
Click here for free cookies
Code word is santa's got a brand new bag okay
Dear santa claus I got a little sister last year this year i'd rather have some clay dough
Does santa know that you left the workshop
Everyone in this family hates me then maybe you should ask santa for a new family
Excuse me
Fortunately when it comes to babies santa's a pushover
Good little boy
Good little girl
Good news folks santa claus the one and only has finally been spotted
Havent written
He slipped and broke his neck he died instantly and that's how I found out there was no santa claus
He's not santa claus! he's not santa!
Hello 3
Hey kids I heard on the news that a pilot spotted santa's sled on its way from new york
Ho Ho Ho
Hold it if you're really santa claus then we can get some news cameras in here everyone will believe in you then your sleigh will fly
How grown
I can't find the santa claus it's in the basement we'll get it later
I hope there's still time to fix christmas of course there is i'm santa claus!
I like him he's nice but scary like santa!
I think he might be too big! no he's not if he can go down a chimney he can fit down here!
I'm terribly sorry I thought you were our santa claus
If you've been good all year round santa is gonna bring you something
It's him it's the real santa his sleigh won't fly nobody believes in him
Its Santa Claus
Know who this is
Like for Xmas
Lump of coal
Lump of coal 2
Mom does santa claus have to go through customs
Musica santa clausi pozinho ma
Naughty or nice
No 2
No 3
No i'm not santa claus I wish I was
Not according to santa's watch it isn't
Okay I know you're not the real santa claus
Okay people tomorrow morning 10 a m santa's coming to town
Okay well further confirmation that there has been a santa sighting tonight
Santa Claus
Santa Claus Uh excuse me
Santa Claus e o Pozinho Mágico
Santa hold on! can I talk to you for a minute if you make it quick santa's got a little get together he's late for
Santa knows who's good do the things you should and we bet you he won't forget you
Santa must have called you
Santa needs us to believe
Santa why are they chasing us I put them on the naughty list and they never forgave me
Santa! oh my god! santa here I know him I know him
Santa's sleigh well there you have it santa's in manhattan
Santas watching
Snow for Xmas
So you're really santa claus you never can tell kid
Sometimes I think all that santa crap is just bull if he was so real how come we didn't get squat last year we didn't do nothing wrong and we still got the shaft
This place reminds me of santa's workshop except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me
Toys galore scattered on the floor there's no room for more and it's all because of santa claus
Want for Xmas
Weihnachtsmann #1
Well as silly as it sounds a lot of people down south don't believe in santa claus
Well I happen to know for a fact that santa claus is real and in the next couple of days somehow i'm gonna prove it to you
Well if you're santa what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year
Well now you know what to ask santa for don't you
Well still no sign of santa
What about santa's cookies I suppose parents eat them too
What are you talking about i'm santa claus no you're not why of course I am ho ho ho
Why Im calling
You smell like beef and cheese you don't smell like santa
You're going to disappoint the children they expect a fat santa
Your santa claus is intoxicated oh no yes it's disgraceful! how can you allow a man