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Home > Claire Standish - The Breakfast...
Are you a virgin? I'll bet you $1,000,000 that you are.
Chicks cannot hold in smoke, that's what it is.
Do you know how popular I am? I'm so popular, everybody loves me so much at this school. 5.
Don't you? Ever compare yourself to me? OK? You got everything and I got shit. Fucking Rapunzel, right? School would probably fucking shut down if you didn't show up. Queenie isn't here. I like tho...
I mean, I don't think either one of them gives a shit about me. It's like they used me just to get back at each other, ha. Shut up.
I'm not fat, well, not a present, but I could see you really pushing maximum density. You see, I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people. There's fat people that were bor...
I've seen finger gestures from such a pristine girl, not that pristine.
My God, are we going to be like our parents? Not me. Ever.
OK. Can't believe I'm actually doing this. All right. That's great. Did you learn to do that camp 17th grade?
Shit. Great idea, Jagger. Fuck you. John.
What's that? Sushi. Sushi. Rice, raw fish and seaweed. You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth and you're going to eat that. Can I eat? I don't know. Give it a try.
What's your name? What's yours? Claire. Claire. Claire. It's a family name. Oh, it's a fat girl's name. Oh, thank you. You're welcome.
Where's your lunch? You're wearing it. You're nauseating.
You know, I have just as many feelings as you do, and it hurts just as much when somebody steps all over them. God, you're so pathetic.
You're just feeling sorry for yourself. Yeah. If I didn't, nobody else would. Oh, you're breaking my heart.