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About my fame on the Internet.
About my fame on the Internet.
All kinds.
All kinds.
All kinds.
All kinds.
All that stuff is matney.
All that stuff is matney.
All that stuff is not needed.
All that stuff is not needed.
And then if they don't run away.
And then if they don't run away.
And then.
And then.
And you think John read some receipt wrongly to me?
And you think John read some receipt wrongly to me?
Antique rocking chair
Antique rocking chair
Are you normal?
Are you normal?
Are you normal?
Are you normal?
Because that's my nature.
Because that's my nature.
But I haven't been practicing at a psychologist for 15 years.
But I haven't been practicing at a psychologist for 15 years.
Can handle it.
Can handle it.
Do you know anyone that's mentally not Hill?
Do you know anyone that's mentally not Hill?
Do you know what well spelled backwards is?
Do you know what well spelled backwards is?
Does John know that you're calling here?
Does John know that you're calling here?
Don't think so.
Don't think so.
Don't think so.
Don't think so.
Everything is alright.
Everything is alright.
Everything.
Everything.
Google mystery man.
Google mystery man.
Gregory Stevens
Gregory Stevens
Having teeth in the mouth and eyes and ears.
Having teeth in the mouth and eyes and ears.
He was a ******* *******
He was a ******* *******
Hello Fred.
Hello Fred.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Herbert.
Herbert.
Hey, you know what well spelled backwards is?
Hey, you know what well spelled backwards is?
How did you get this number?
How did you get this number?
How did you get this telephone number?
How did you get this telephone number?
How do I do that? I don't even touch the phone.
How do I do that? I don't even touch the phone.
I am a terrific wonderful gentleman.
I am a terrific wonderful gentleman.
I can see everything but my eyes.
I can see everything but my eyes.
I do not have an antique rocking chair.
I do not have an antique rocking chair.
I don't even know who Gregory Stevens is.
I don't even know who Gregory Stevens is.
I don't get any calls from Predator.
I don't get any calls from Predator.
I don't know anything else.
I don't know anything else.
I don't know who that is.
I don't know who that is.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't like diagnosis really. I don't think they'll be fitting of human beings were all different. When you make a diagnosis, you comparing a person to some kind of illusion, some kind of standard...
I don't like diagnosis really. I don't think they'll be fitting of human beings were all different. When you make a diagnosis, you comparing a person to some kind of illusion, some kind of standard...
I don't provide any services.
I don't provide any services.
I don't remember things I'm not interested in.
I don't remember things I'm not interested in.
I don't take it seriously.
I don't take it seriously.
I don't understand that.
I don't understand that.
I don't understand what you just said.
I don't understand what you just said.
I don't wanna get.
I don't wanna get.
I don't. I really don't use a computer and I don't use one an I don't have a cell phone. I don't use that. I'm pretty old fashion.
I don't. I really don't use a computer and I don't use one an I don't have a cell phone. I don't use that. I'm pretty old fashion.
I got it that there you go.
I got it that there you go.
I got it that there you go.
I got it that there you go.
I guess it's pretty risky.
I guess it's pretty risky.
I have no idea what your telephone number is.
I have no idea what your telephone number is.
I I wish we were in Dublin but I I like driving. I drove around, drove through the whole country.
I I wish we were in Dublin but I I like driving. I drove around, drove through the whole country.
I just looked and I see it's me.
I just looked and I see it's me.
I know him.
I know him.
I know I've met you.
I know I've met you.
I know you.
I know you.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I like the simple life.
I like the simple life.
I never called my house.
I never called my house.
I never met John.
I never met John.
I see.
I see.
I shouldn't call my own house.
I shouldn't call my own house.
I spent some time at a farming timeshare for about a week now. England and then I went to Ireland for a week.
I spent some time at a farming timeshare for about a week now. England and then I went to Ireland for a week.
I was a psychologist.
I was a psychologist.
I'll get back to you.
I'll get back to you.
I'm doing something else right now.
I'm doing something else right now.
I'm not interested in fame.
I'm not interested in fame.
I'm retired.
I'm retired.
I'm Robert.
I'm Robert.
I'm telling you, I don't know. I think about him.
I'm telling you, I don't know. I think about him.
I'm the mystery man.
I'm the mystery man.
I'm the one that you call that you think of somebody else.
I'm the one that you call that you think of somebody else.
I've met you.
I've met you.
I've never met anyone like that.
I've never met anyone like that.
If they don't run away.
If they don't run away.
If you don't, so why do you keep calling me?
If you don't, so why do you keep calling me?
Is not to say either.
Is not to say either.
Is that why you're? What am I doing?
Is that why you're? What am I doing?
It doesn't make sense at all.
It doesn't make sense at all.
It must be someone else because I've never put any ad on Craigslist.
It must be someone else because I've never put any ad on Craigslist.
It's alright.
It's alright.
It's interesting talking to you.
It's interesting talking to you.
It's just the way I am.
It's just the way I am.
It's me.
It's me.
It's not Monday or Tuesday.
It's not Monday or Tuesday.
Let me take a look.
Let me take a look.
Let's be important you want.
Let's be important you want.
Like
Like
Like you keep calling.
Like you keep calling.
Like you memorize them.
Like you memorize them.
Maybe I can help you get it.
Maybe I can help you get it.
Me.
Me.
My fame on the Internet.
My fame on the Internet.
Mystery Man V6000 Soundboard Sound
Mystery Man V6000 Soundboard Sound
Mystery Man V6000 Soundboard Sound
Mystery Man V6000 Soundboard Sound
Mystery Man V6000 Soundboard Sound
Mystery Man V6000 Soundboard Sound
Mystery Man V6000 Soundboard Sound
Mystery Man V6000 Soundboard Sound
Mystery Man V6000 Soundboard Sound
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Mystery Man V6000 Soundboard Sound
Mystery man.
Mystery man.
Nice speaking to you.
Nice speaking to you.
No, I didn't do anything wrong.
No, I didn't do anything wrong.
No, I don't know anything like that.
No, I don't know anything like that.
No, I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
No, what a Gregory Stevens do.
No, what a Gregory Stevens do.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Not interesting to me.
Not interesting to me.
Not the person you think I am.
Not the person you think I am.
Oh
Oh
Oh boy, you love that word.
Oh boy, you love that word.
Oh they would put me away for a long time.
Oh they would put me away for a long time.
Oh, always.
Oh, always.
Oh, he's in business with you.
Oh, he's in business with you.
Oh, I spent the week in the York County 10 days and then I went up to Scotland just below the Loch Ness.
Oh, I spent the week in the York County 10 days and then I went up to Scotland just below the Loch Ness.
Oh, there you go getting your favorite phrase.
Oh, there you go getting your favorite phrase.
Oh, there you go getting your favorite phrase.
Oh, there you go getting your favorite phrase.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Pattern for this conversation.
Pattern for this conversation.
People could deceive you.
People could deceive you.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Personality disorder.
Personality disorder.
Pet, I mean I got I got an *******
Pet, I mean I got I got an *******
Please leave me a message.
Please leave me a message.
So how can I call it again if I never even called it once? I mean, in order to call it again, I have to call it at least once, right?
So how can I call it again if I never even called it once? I mean, in order to call it again, I have to call it at least once, right?
So I could know about it.
So I could know about it.
So I could know about it.
So I could know about it.
So I'm sure that somewhere you can find, I think, wrapping shop.
So I'm sure that somewhere you can find, I think, wrapping shop.
So is that what you want?
So is that what you want?
So is that what you want?
So is that what you want?
So let me do you want me to talk to John?
So let me do you want me to talk to John?
So the weather that's weather on the whole planet.
So the weather that's weather on the whole planet.
So when my phone rings, I think it's you and Dan. It's me calling.
So when my phone rings, I think it's you and Dan. It's me calling.
So wonderful.
So wonderful.
Sometimes it gets hard to trust people.
Sometimes it gets hard to trust people.
Soundboard give me like the piano, Sir.
Soundboard give me like the piano, Sir.
Soundboard.
Soundboard.
Stay in jail.
Stay in jail.
Tell me.
Tell me.
That are you on drugs or something?
That are you on drugs or something?
That's alright, that's just better, yeah.
That's alright, that's just better, yeah.
That's correct.
That's correct.
That's what I said.
That's what I said.
The accident.
The accident.
The next day.
The next day.
The only thing I know what to do.
The only thing I know what to do.
There's no way for me to call you.
There's no way for me to call you.
Things change all the time.
Things change all the time.
This isn't a recording.
This isn't a recording.
Today
Today
Tomorrow of Eastern philosophy. More of a spiritually based psychology.
Tomorrow of Eastern philosophy. More of a spiritually based psychology.
Transpersonal psychology
Transpersonal psychology
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Unknown number.
Unknown number.
Unknown.
Unknown.
Unusual.
Unusual.
Very difficult, stressful business to be in.
Very difficult, stressful business to be in.
Very strange.
Very strange.
Well, Fred.
Well, Fred.
Well, I used to be.
Well, I used to be.
Well, that's a weird man.
Well, that's a weird man.
Well, what do you want?
Well, what do you want?
Well, you know famous like receiving a lot of love. Some people just can't handle all that love specially when they stop receiving it. That's murder.
Well, you know famous like receiving a lot of love. Some people just can't handle all that love specially when they stop receiving it. That's murder.
Well.
Well.
What did he do?
What did he do?
What did he do?
What did he do?
What did he do?
What did he do?
What did you want?
What did you want?
What do you like to talk about?
What do you like to talk about?
What I didn't understand.
What I didn't understand.
What I don't understand that part.
What I don't understand that part.
What is it you want?
What is it you want?
What kind of personality?
What kind of personality?
What number your at? I wish I knew.
What number your at? I wish I knew.
What words?
What words?
What would he think if he knew you calling me?
What would he think if he knew you calling me?
What, what is it? How am I acting? What is it?
What, what is it? How am I acting? What is it?
What? Who is it what?
What? Who is it what?
What's the weather?
What's the weather?
Who are you? What do you want?
Who are you? What do you want?
Who isn't?
Who isn't?
Who?
Who?
Who's
Who's
Whoa.
Whoa.
Wow, that's wonderful.
Wow, that's wonderful.
Wow, well that's true. Why be normal? That's boring.
Wow, well that's true. Why be normal? That's boring.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah Fred, I've met you.
Yeah Fred, I've met you.
Yeah, but that's just today tomorrow I won't be.
Yeah, but that's just today tomorrow I won't be.
Yeah, I'm hanging.
Yeah, I'm hanging.
Yeah, I'm still here.
Yeah, I'm still here.
Yeah, I've been in Ireland, Scotland.
Yeah, I've been in Ireland, Scotland.
Yeah, I've seen you.
Yeah, I've seen you.
Yeah, it's very curious. I wonder why you keep on calling here. You must want something.
Yeah, it's very curious. I wonder why you keep on calling here. You must want something.
Yeah, that is he.
Yeah, that is he.
Yeah, that's what I say.
Yeah, that's what I say.
Yeah, that's what I've gotta know. It's funny, isn't it?
Yeah, that's what I've gotta know. It's funny, isn't it?
Yeah, they get very destructive.
Yeah, they get very destructive.
Yeah, you like that guy?
Yeah, you like that guy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes I am.
Yes I am.
You called me.
You called me.
You do have a guy never met anyone like that.
You do have a guy never met anyone like that.
You do have a.
You do have a.
You don't have to apologize. You didn't do anything wrong.
You don't have to apologize. You didn't do anything wrong.
You don't need to apologize for making mistake.
You don't need to apologize for making mistake.
You ever notice that?
You ever notice that?
You found me in the telephone book.
You found me in the telephone book.
You just made a mistake, that's all.
You just made a mistake, that's all.
You keep deposit.
You keep deposit.
You know your voice is not very clear for some reason.
You know your voice is not very clear for some reason.
You know, it's like poetry after I hear it for awhile from you.
You know, it's like poetry after I hear it for awhile from you.
You know, it's like poetry after I hear it for awhile from you.
You know, it's like poetry after I hear it for awhile from you.
You like that word? That's what are your favorite words is men.
You like that word? That's what are your favorite words is men.
You live in red in the condos at Red Hill Green.
You live in red in the condos at Red Hill Green.
You make money.
You make money.
You mean I might just do it mentally?
You mean I might just do it mentally?
You must want something to call so much.
You must want something to call so much.
You say the same things over and over.
You say the same things over and over.
You sound like a machine.
You sound like a machine.
You think I'm Gregory Steven.
You think I'm Gregory Steven.
You want it to be Saturday.
You want it to be Saturday.
You when people money.
You when people money.
You're absolutely right.
You're absolutely right.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're wrong.
You're wrong.
Your bail bondsman and you live in red in the condos at Red Hill Green.
Your bail bondsman and you live in red in the condos at Red Hill Green.
Your total *******
Your total *******
10%.
10%.
'cause it's a secret number.
'cause it's a secret number.
******* *******
******* *******