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Alcoholics Anonymous this is Pete.
Alcoholics Anonymous.
Alcoholics Anonymous.
Alcoholics Anonymous.
And your poor parents. You've probably tortured them to death. They are tired of sending you to rehab because it's not working.
Are over there smoking crack.
Big big big man to go put their ***** up your pass.
Boy get up in them there Hills and squeal like a pig.
Bruce, your cousin you got **** **** up his ***
Did did she leave you?
Did the get in the shower again or something?
Done *****
Dude, you're the one that's hiding behind the phone. You know where our office is? Why don't you just come down here?
Go smoke some crack bag it.
Got a pretty mouth boy.
He just like some kind of little *****
Hey ****** you know you're talking all this big ****
Hey hillbilly.
Hey hillbilly.
How does that sound to you?
I hope I catch you one day real soon.
I I think I saw you hooking yourself out on the street corner the other day. You were wearing that little dress.
I I think you need some serious mental health and.
I saw you out there on the corner you're wearing a person polka dotted dress and you you were you had a black ladies wig on when you have big big big fake **** you had toilet paper stuffed inside y...
I suggest you go down to the liquor store, had some drinks and go home without yelling around town.
I think they're going to take you to jail is what's going to happen.
I think you and your friend out of suck each others ***** right now.
I think you I think you and your friend out of suck each others ***** right now.
I'd be glad to come over to you.
I'll still my foot so far up your ******* little ***
I'm not married.
I'm so scared of you.
If you were in front of me, I'd be able to do something about it, but since you're there and you don't have the balls to come out.
If you've got some serious problem, I suggest you maybe find some medical help somewhere.
It worked for a few months. Now you're back here screaming. It's people that you don't know over the phone.
Just had some more drinks **** *** thinking about your girlfriend left you and you'll wind up back in rehab before too long and that's not going to help you.
Let's slap the ******* **** out of.
Los Angeles
My *****
No see I told you you were a heck I can hear you.
No you don't.
No, I don't think so.
Now you some kind of hillbilly little ****** aren't you?
Now you're gonna wind up back in. Lock up before too long.
Or better yet, why don't you go to the nearest police station and start yelling like that there?
Or maybe you're probably bad words with her aunt and uncle, huh?
Otherwise, they're probably going to throw you back and lock up again, and you're not going to like that very much.
People in this area.
Please hold we are very busy right now.
Smoking crack over there.
So why don't you be a man and come on out, let me stick my foot up your ******* ****** ***
So you guys both are sticking things up each others *** tonight, right?
Some little ***** pimping your little *** out there on the street corner.
Sound like you're smoking crack over there like a little *****
Suck * **** you ******* ******
Take a couple of blocks out there Fagg.
That was you. I saw you.
Then ******* your cousin, your second cousin named Bruce, right?
Then why don't you *****
There is your girlfriend.
This is Pete.
We're here to help Alcoholics. What do you need?
Well, come on over.
Well, go ahead.
Well, no, that's it sounds more like your momma you ******* hillbilly bag.
Well, then why don't you come over here and find out?
Well, where are you?
What do you need?
What's up boy?
Whatever your problem is, it's not my problem you're trying to make your problem my problem.
When you come to Los Angeles, you can **** ** **** ******
Where are you *****
Who's this?
Why don't you come dish it out, boy?
Why don't you take your Prozac and?
Yeah hello.
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Yeah, is that right?
Yeah, right?
Yeah, why don't you come over here and do it, *****
Yeah, you're real clever.
You ain't no kind of man, you're just some kind of little ******* ***** with nothing better to do.
You ain't no kind of man.
You and Bruce Lee suck each others ***** regularly. I know.
You call the police right now you go ahead and do that.
You can say anything you want about my mother. You ain't doing nothing to or.
You got a Purdy mouth, son.
You got no ******* teeth boy.
You know we're here to help. That's all we're here to do.
You know where I'm at?
You know you can talk all this about how you're going to **** my mother and all that, but I know you're not going to.
You know?
You were wearing a dress and you were trying to get men to pull you into their car and and you were going to give them oral sex.
You you don't know anything about my father and my mother, so you can say anything you want.
You're really smart.
You're smoking ******* crack over there like some kind of ******
You're such a scary fagot.
**** ** ****
**** you *****