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Squidward Tentacles is a grumpy, misanthropic cephalopod who lives in Bikini Bottom. He is a talented clarinet player and aspiring artist, but he is often frustrated by his job as a cashier at the Krusty Krab and his neighbors, SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star. See also: Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Mr. Krabs,
Sandy Cheeks and Plankton.

A perfect circle.
Ah.
And here I am, trapped in a prison of high cholesterol.
And now for some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet.
And when you do, I'll be there.
Any other?
Are you insane?
Art class.
As of now, it's his responsibility.
Attention everyone, run for your life.
Beginners.
Branch.
Bye, bye.
Can we lower the volume please?
Can we lower the volume please?
Cheer up, SpongeBob.
Cheer up, squid. It could be worse. Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose.
Dance.
Do you wanna learn art or not?
Does Mr. Crabs look anything like that?
Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up.
Forget the struggles.
Fue.
Genius.
Go get that toaster.
Go.
Good day to you, Sir.
Goodbye.
Grab a little piece of heaven and let's get on with it.
Ha, ha, ha.
Happy birthday.
Hardly ever gets arounded by such lows, our neighbors.
He's headed back to the Krusty Krab.
Hmm.
How did I ever get surrounded by such lows or neighbors?
How's it going, Lieutenant?
Huh.
I am finished with those errands.
I can use a little help.
I know what you're up to.
I.
I'll be there.
I'll Palais.
I'm not even going to think about, you know who. I think you know what doing. I don't care.
I'm very busy.
I'm waiting for #17.
In here.
It was rated R.
It's me. It's me. I'm responsible.
Just deliver the food.
Just do your job.
Just gonna relax.
Just the mayor warm up.
Let's squads day off.
Like I would spend a moment of my time blowing bubble.
Like Sponge Bob, I told you, use your net and go fish.
Look at yourself.
Me too.
My fame, My fortune, My hair.
No matter what sick fantasies run through my mind, I will not go back to that restaurant.
No, I am not finished with those errands and I never will be.
Not that baby.
Now repeat after me.
Now wait.
Now, listen.
Now.
Ohh boy.
OK, you're on your own.
Our world.
Put it on a table SpongeBob.
Quiet.
Ridiculous.
Right.
See you later.
Show your process.
Sides. You got the nose wrong.
SpongeBob, do you have to knock so loudly?
SpongeBob, let me handle this.
SpongeBob, stop ringing this bell.
SpongeBob. SpongeBob. SpongeBob.
Squidward smashes objects
Stop worrying so much.
That Tattletale Strangler? He's promised to strangle anyone who turns him in.
That's great, SpongeBob.
That's it. That's it.
That's not art.
The Navy.
The robots have taken over the world.
There hasn't been one all day and there isn't gonna be any.
They can't they.
They Pope and the robot.
They're laughing at you, not with you.
This is an A sculpture. A good sculpture take. More time.
Today's Sunday, SpongeBob.
Um ohh bye.
Well.
What a beautiful day.
What's that supposed to mean?
Who in the world would blow bubbles?
Why can't Mr. Crabs just let us go home?
Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?
Why don't you work on this problem back in back ketchup?
Why is cooking come back?
You can't beat me.
You gotta ask him a question first.
You should be ashamed yourself.
You will not go back to the Krusty Krab.
You're a grandma.
You're looking at him.
$0.25.
ああ。
ええ?
シャーラ。
はい、OP入れて。
はい。
ははあ。
ははあ。
ハハハ。
やっぱ。
母。

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