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Home > Roscoe - Mad Dash Racing...
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A.
A.
Ah.
Ajá.
All for corn sych.
At 9:00.
Boo.
Claudius, you uglier than 50 miles of bad Rd.
Come on, I ain't got all day.
Come on.
Crap.
Dagnabbit.
Damned if that don't beat all.
Dandy choice. I run like a scalded dog.
Dang nabbit.
Degrees lightning.
Die nabit.
Don't that just screw the pooch?
Dookie.
Dying.
Faster than greased lightning.
Hello.
Hey Dad, the berries.
Hey, what the?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Holy dog dookie.
Hot diggity doggy.
Hot diggity doggy.
How to make you holler like a stuck hog?
Huh.
I ain't got all day.
I bet that hurt.
I do declare.
I'll be dipped in dog Doo.
I'm a birdie boy. Ohh yeah.
I'm faster than a stump tail cow in fly time.
I'm faster than crap through a goose.
I'm feeling lower than a snakes belly and a wagon wheel rut.
I'm fixing to use this.
I'm going up to Maine to marry my cousin Elaine.
I'm gonna make you go to bed with the chickens.
I'm gonna make you see colors.
I'm happier than a clam at high tide.
I'm happier than a dead hog in the sunshine.
I'm happier than a puppy with two Peters.
I'm on here than a mule in hate.
I'm on. Make you sit up and bark like Lassie.
I'm sitting party.
I'm sitting party.
I'm sitting pretty.
I'm sorry to see you go. I'm sorry to see you go. I hope the heck you break your neck. I'm sorry to see you go.
Is this for real?
Let hurt my feelings.
Looks like I got me the brown end of the stick.
Looks like I took y'all behind the woodshed for a whoopin.
Loopie.
My dogs is barking.
No, no.
Now are.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Ohh pain.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Oui.
Pain.
Pine.
Pond water.
Put that where the sun don't shine.
Quaile shut my mouth.
Quick me, I got all my teeth.
Ray, Tony horn.
Right, balls of fire.
ROS grunt 11 [1]
See, like me, I was better than snuff. Ain't half as dusty.
Select me, I can lick my own buttocks.
Select me.
That chaps my hide.
That hurt.
That really puts a Burr in my blanket.
That wasn't very nice.
There.
There.
This sucker going back a wallop.
Varma.
Vermin.
What in the blazes is this for?
What?
What?
What's this?
Where you can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
Who?
Who?
Who?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoo.
Woo Hoo.
Woo Hoo.
Woo Hoo.
Wow.
Yahoo.
Yahoo.
Yeah, ah.
Yeah, woo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yee Haw.
Yee Haw.
Yippee.
Yippee.
You're prettier than a speckled pup.
Your breath is so bad you can knock a Buzzard off a dung wagon at 50 yards.
Your mouth is Purdy.
いい。
うん。
うん。
ええ?
はい。

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