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Home > Chapter 1 - Naruto's Homecoming...
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A frontal attack, huh? Getting a little overconfident, aren't you?
A ninja must see through deception.
After all that training, you must be dying to test out your new skills, right?
Ain't that the truth. But he's physically stronger, that's for sure.
Alright.
And this contest will tell me who's good enough to go out on missions with me.
And why are you idiots hiding in the grass? Do you enjoy following us that much?
Are you gonna be reading that stupid book the whole time?
As soon as we get your money.
Back when Saske was with us. Hmm.
Come on grandma, enough with the compliments already.
Come on, get moving. It won't take long.
Compliments. Are you sure you're hearing's OK?
Don't be silly, I just want to see how strong you are now.
Don't mind if I do, I'm gonna beat him to a pulp.
Even so, he's just as immature as ever.
From now on, I'm going to wait and let them make the first move.
Give us your money.
Good for nothing, bandits, you're all the same.
Good to see you, master jeriah.
Gross.
Has Naruto really gotten stronger?
He's probably dying to read that new book of his men are hopeless.
Hey Sakura man, it's been so long, but Naruto is Amaki is officially home.
Hey, Naruto, come out with me, will you?
Hey, pervy sage.
Hey, you ain't going nowhere.
Hmm.
Hmm.
How about we knock off the teacher pupil reunion and tell him what you came to say?
Huh.
Huh. Naruto, is that you?
I deserve that.
I don't care how you do it, just get these bells away from me.
I got something for you, Kakashi Sensei. A little press.
I guess Saske's name is taboo to these guys, but there's no time for regrets now.
I mean, he's definitely taller, but it doesn't seem like he's matured much on the inside.
I see. So his training is paid off.
I shouldn't have given him that trashy book. He'll be late for sure.
I was so impressed with how much those two have improved, I let myself get carried away.
I'm impressed. Guess it's time their generation moved up in the world.
I'm no longer teacher, and you're no longer students. We're all leaf shinobi now equals.
I'm not worried.
I've got a feeling I'd better keep on my toes.
I've turned into the kind of guy soccer likes, don't you think?
If only I was strong enough, I could have stopped him. It's my fault he's gone.
If you got a score to settle, show yourselves.
If you're not prepared to kill me, you won't be able to take the bells.
In the final plot of make out tactics, it turns out the main character is actually.
Isn't that right, Sensei?
It sure been a while, Sakura. How sunada.
Kakashi sensei.
Ladies, donati's been eager for you to come back, master Jeriah.
Little idiot, but you can't expect a kid to appreciate great literature.
Naruto, that's not the reason you train with me.
Naruto, you've you've really grown a lot.
No way did you just ask me out on a date, Sakura. I'm there.
No way is that. Is that really?
Now this takes me back.
Oh no, because of the shutting gun, I can still read his lips.
Oh, so that's what this is about? Well, I've got a better idea.
Oh, wait a SEC.
Ohh.
Or have you finished reading it already?
Ouch. Anyway, what did you want to talk about?
Pardon me?
Pretty boring if you ask me, but I know you like this stuff, so.
Ready. Let's begin.
Really. Hmm.
Sakura, wait for me. Sakura.
Sakura.
So shall we get started?
So you're on time. I'm impressed.
So, Naruto, you went and got all grown up?
So, um, what do you think? Do I seem more like a woman to you now?
Soccer is going to be so surprised how much I've grown. Can't wait to see the look on her face.
Stay alert, Naruto. This might be an opportunity for you.
Sure. I'll let it slide this time. Take him out nice and quick.
The first new issue in the Make out series in three years.
The rules are the same as they were that first day.
The village hasn't changed at all.
There he goes. But why in an hour? I'm ready to go right now.
There they are. Smart of them not to give me time to recover.
They added grandma Sunada's face up there.
They thought they had a shot if they ganged up on us, but we showed.
They're here.
This is where you had your very first training session, isn't?
This little girl's got spunk.
This must be the real one. Don't think I'm gonna let you.
This place sure brings back memories.
Those guys were all talk.
Uh, he still doesn't know anything about women.
Uh.
Wait a minute. You've gotten taller than me, haven't you?
We ran into them on our way back to the village. When are you guys going to give up?
We'll start in one hour. I'll see you guys at the training field.
Well, I taught him, after all, would you expect?
Well, these bandits make a perfect trial run. See what I'm getting at? Hmm.
Well, to be honest.
Well, you haven't changed a bit since.
Well, you're right about one thing. You've grown all right, and you're stupidity.
What are they talking about, Naruto?
What are you talking about, Pervy Sage? You're not getting senile on me, are you?
What she means is we're having a bell stealing contest with Kakashi sensei to decide who's on his new team.
What?
What's that, you little snot? You wanna die or something?
Why did Saske leave us? I thought we were friends.
Why you I I can't think of a comeback.
With Jerias's teacher, we can't expect any improvement on that front.
Wow, Naruto, I'm so impressed you make my heart go pitter, Pat.
Yeah, I guess I have.
Yeah, you're saying you'll let me beat the snot out of these guys?
Yeah.
Yeah. Ohh.
Yes, lady Tsunade, I'm your pupil. And he's even surpassed me.
You better hear it straight from the horse's mouth. Come on in.
You don't expect me to believe that?
You just cut us off guard before, now it's time for some payback.
You kidding? Not really. You haven't changed at all.
You really have grown, Naruto, but you're not the only one who's changed.
You said it. Hey, I wonder what's keeping Kakashi sensei.
You seem pretty excited, Naruto.
You took the words right out of my mouth, sensei.
You ungrateful little. My mind's as sharp as it's ever been. Use your head for once.
You wanna live, you do what we say.
You won't be laughing for long. Come on, Naruto, let's teach him a lesson.
ねえ、ハハハ。

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