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All right. What's up with you?
All right. What's up with you?
Are you stuck down there? Tell me now.
Are you stuck down there? Tell me now.
Cow.
Cow.
Do not envy Michelle. It gets in the way when they play the sports.
Do not envy Michelle. It gets in the way when they play the sports.
Don't make me eat you. I just had lunch.
Don't make me eat you. I just had lunch.
Ha, I'd love to help you, but they've just had my shell waxed and is nice and clean and shiny.
Ha, I'd love to help you, but they've just had my shell waxed and is nice and clean and shiny.
Hey, watch it. Don't make me mad.
Hey, watch it. Don't make me mad.
I hear this way out of here on that ledge. Get out.
I hear this way out of here on that ledge. Get out.
I would rather eat my own feet and talk to you.
I would rather eat my own feet and talk to you.
If you get the paw prints on a nice clean shell, you squirrel raft meat. Do you understand?
If you get the paw prints on a nice clean shell, you squirrel raft meat. Do you understand?
Maybe you should get a hobby, Something fantastic and incredible.
Maybe you should get a hobby, Something fantastic and incredible.
Oh, you want to reach the high ledge by jumping off my back? Take a hike.
Oh, you want to reach the high ledge by jumping off my back? Take a hike.
Ouch, that's it.
Ouch, that's it.
Sí.
Sí.
Tell me now, haven't I given you enough of the hints?
Tell me now, haven't I given you enough of the hints?
There's no way I'm going to risk scuffing Michelle to help you out, you little girly mammal.
There's no way I'm going to risk scuffing Michelle to help you out, you little girly mammal.