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Octodad: Dadliest Catch Soundboard

Octodad Dadliest Catch is an independent adventure video game developed and published by Young Horses. It is a sequel to the 2010 freeware game Octodad. The game consists of controlling the protagonist Octodd in completing chores typical of the mundane suburban father.
See also: Octodad, Creeper (Minecraft), Bugsnax, Indie Pogo, Irrlicht Engine.

A Interface
A fine jig. But can you tie a sheepshank knot?
A frog. Well. That's sweet.
A Rook. The chef was looking for you.
A true artist.
A whale.
A# Interface
Addpointdance Interface
Ah man, look at all this learning. Come on, Dad, let's get through all this junk so we can get out of here.
Ah no. The tank has sprung a leak. My hands are full. Why don't you try to fix that instead?
Ah, a little Joe keeps me U that extra 17 hours.
Ah, how sweet. But isn't that the waiter's job?
Ah, I'm bored. Give me a book.
Ah, my whole day is going down the tubes.
Ah, there's the rookie. The chef needs more help in the kitchen.
Ah, yeah. Kind of actually.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Airhockeyhum Ambience
Alarmclock1 Sound Effects
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Alarmclock3 Ambience
Alarmclock3 Sound Effects
Alarmclock4 Sound Effects
All right, Dad, check out our time.
All right, kid, let's see how strong your table clearing game is.
All right, let's go.
All the waiters in this place look oddly similar.
Alright.
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Ambience1 1 Ambience
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Ambience3 1 Ambience
ANA。
And that concludes my story. Miss. Thank you for listening. Now let us take a moment of silence to honour brave soldiers who sacrificed for us today.
And then? And then she has on. 7. And. I don't know. Hmm. Hmm.
Appleglass 1 Sound Effects
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Are are you OK?
Are there more kelp than people on Earth?
Are we? Are we? Are we that pinches?
Are you gonna do a funny fish dance like the snuggle fish?
Are you nervous? Your face is all wet.
Are you OK, dear?
Are you sure that's the ring? Maybe keep looking.
Are you sure that's where that goes, dad?
Aren't these endangered?
Aren't you on bathroom duty?
Awesome.
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Ay.
B Interface
Back to cooking, young apprentice.
Ball Bounce 1 Sound Effects
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Balloon1 Sound Effects
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Banks.
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Be careful, dad. Don't fall.
Be glad your parents aren't shocks, kids. We eat our own young.
Bear witness to their world of.
Because it needed thousands of special friends to swim with it and do all of the different seed jobs in the sea city.
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Biologist Stealth 157 Biologist
Birdbathsplash Sound Effects
Birdbathsplash2 Sound Effects
Blah blah blah.
BLOB.
Blockpuff Sound Effects
Blow.
Blow. Blow.
Boat Laughs 003 Sailors
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Boat Laughs 007 Sailors
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Bob.
Bob.
Bob.
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Bon appetit.
Bon.
Bon.
Bona petite.
Boo Boo.
Boo.
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Boom.
Boop Interface
Both eyes still cock you down.
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Boy, Joe's making an awful ruckus in there. You should go see if that cluts is OK.
Bra build up in. The problem?
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Broke oblivion.
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Brother.
Brought.
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Burgersizzle Sound Effects
But look at our football.
But look up. That.
But what on Earth is keeping him?
But would the food chain be disrupted?
But.
But.
But.
But.
Buttonpress Sound Effects
C Interface
C# Interface
C2 Interface
Cake1 Sound Effects
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Call.
Cameraclick Sound Effects
Can I find you? Yes.
Can we talk?
Can you devour the tiny fish in time?
Can't a guy get a moment of peace?
Can't you see I'm busy?
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Captain, I think you left your radio on in the shower. I still hear singing coming from in the.
Cardriveby Sound Effects
Careful with that tech.
Careful, honey. Steady. Steady.
Careful, Sir.
Careful, Sir.
Careful, sweetheart.
Careful.
Careful.
Careful.
Carthumslow Sound Effects
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Changetarget3 Interface
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Check out that gift shop.
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Cleared.
Clearly.
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Clickintoplace Interface
Clonia red. Find him, dad.
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Coach.
Coffee is how I espresso myself.
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Coffeebrew Sound Effects
Come on Dad, just pretend you're like half spider. I always pretend I'm a goose when I'm playing lacrosse.
Come on now, the integrity of the game is compromised.
Come on, Dad, catch a little fishies. Catch it with your feet.
Come on, Dad, I've seen you squeeze through smaller spaces.
Come on, Dad, stop being a slug.
Come on, dad, where's your sense of gravity? Did you grow up on the moon?
Come on, dad.
Come on, dad. I bet we can do this faster than anybody.
Come on, run faster SJ fast.
Come.
Confirm Interface
Congratulations, hunter. You have what it takes. Now take a shake light and descend.
Conquer your fear.
Countdown1 Sound Effects
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Couple.
Cratesmashwithboat Sound Effects
Cross those g****s as you would your sworn enemies.
Crushtable Sound Effects
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Curse you, octopus.
D# Interface
Dad help. I lost.
Dad just bounced the spores into the soil plots.
Dad, are you mummy's down in the deep ocean?
Dad, defend the kelps.
Dad, grab the wiggly kelp. Grab it.
Dad, hold on.
Dad, how do fish breathe underwater?
Dad, how you think there is something really scary in here?
Dad, I can't go up there. I'm not Tommy. I follow the rules.
Dad, I think that fish is growing.
Dad, I'm going to turn this fun Ducational day into a sports ducational day.
Dad, if I get lost in here, come find me.
Dad, if there were aliens, would they come from space or the deep ocean? The other day Tommy was watching brain suckers from Neptune. Isn't Neptune the God of the sea?
Dad, if this were the real son, you'd be dead.
Dad, if those plans were in moms garden, you would have stopped them.
Dad, if you leave me here, some fish will adopt me and make me live in the ocean. I don't want to eat crow.
Dad, it's your long lost brother. I've got terrible news for you. One of your patients is going into cardiac arrest.
Dad, just um, you gotta pretend you're you and this is like umm.
Dad, laminaria is yellow. Hurry. Hit all three.
Dad, please don't leave me alone.
Dad, spin the earth as hard as you can.
Dad, there is a sprinkler lever over there. I can't reach it.
Dad, watch out.
Dad, you got to make that slide at home that long. That was great.
Dad, you gotta be faster. I don't blame you though. I've been training for the big race.
Dad, you should be a rugby player cause that hurt.
Dad, you went the wrong way.
Dad. Dad, over here, Ted. Ted.
Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.
Dad. Just get it in the things, Dad. Just. Dad. Dad. Dad. Just just. Come on, dad.
Daddy, is that you?
Daddy.
Dancefloorlight Sound Effects
Dang it. Why is it so dark down here? Did a fuse blow?
Dark 009 Stacy
David.
Defibfullycharged Sound Effects
Defibready Sound Effects
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Did I get it?
Did I see you waiting tables?
Did you push me?
Did you slip?
Dinner Ambience
Do a Joe impression.
Do not think because there is water you have the advantage. I have kept my eyes open in many pools. Water no longer blinds me.
Do you ever get the urge to go through peoples stuff to learn everything there is to know about them?
Do you have what it takes to hunt in the darkness? I bet you don't.
Do you hear that sounds like? Fish slapping against the floor.
Do you need any help over there?
Do you not see my hands are literally full of pregnancy horses? Why don't you check it out?
Do you think fish feel?
Do you think there's a science Johnson?
Do you think you can camp in a kelp forest?
Don't be scared. Escalators are just stairs with attitude.
Don't forget dessert.
Don't get me a towel.
Don't listen to them, honey. They're just fidgety from waiting. You're doing great.
Don't make me call security, Sir children and their legal guardians only.
Don't run off without me, OK, dad.
Don't strip. You might fall down and cork.
Don't worry Dad, I'm safe. Just hurry up or I'll toast like a marshmallow.
Don't worry, we're here for you.
Don't you just love marine life?
Dooknowbreak Sound Effects
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Down in front.
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Drawerunlock1 Sound Effects
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Drip1 Ambience
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Dryerloop Sound Effects
Dryerpowerdown Sound Effects
Dryerstart Sound Effects
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E Interface
Eat 005 Everywoman
Eating salad with your hands, who raised you?
El.
El.
El.
Elevatording Sound Effects
Elevatoropen Sound Effects
Elf.
Elf.
Elf.
Enjoy the urchin pool responsibly.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
Escalatorswitch Sound Effects
Even for the war.
Even without the shark suit, he's clumsy. Here we go again.
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Everyman General 059 Everyman
Evilgaze Ambience
Excellent choice.
Excuse me, little girl.
Excuse me, Sir, this stall is octopus.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Exhibits are through the turnstile up ahead.
F Interface
F.
F# Interface
Fail Sound Effects
Fall1 Sound Effects
Fall2 Sound Effects
Fallintobreakroomcutscene Sound Effects
Fansc****loop Ambience
Fansrearrange Sound Effects
Finalinksplat Sound Effects
Fire Sound Effects
Fire is opposite of water, octopus.
Fireextinguisher Sound Effects
Fish are equally cute and really weird.
Fishflop1 Sound Effects
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Fishwood1 Sound Effects
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Flashmetal 1 Sound Effects
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Floorcreak1 Ambience
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Foghorn Ambience
Foodcan1 Sound Effects
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For the last time, a jellyfish couldn't raise a human family.
Forever. Pretty sure. Forever.
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Fried octopus coming up.
Fruit1 Sound Effects
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Fryingpanclank Sound Effects
G# Interface
Gaming.
Gateclose Sound Effects
Gateclose 1 Sound Effects
Gatelift Sound Effects
Geez, how much Hairspray did he use?
Geez, some people.
Geez, you're big klutz.
General Interface
General 009 Other NPCs
General 010 Other NPCs
General 011 Other NPCs
General 013 Other NPCs
General 014 Other NPCs
General 016 Stacy
General 019 Stacy
General 026 Other NPCs
General 027 Stacy
General 028 Scarlet
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General 032 Scarlet
General 033 Scarlet
General 033 Stacy
General 034 Scarlet
General 034 Stacy
General 035 Scarlet
General 036 Scarlet
General 037 Scarlet
General 041 Tommy
General 043 Other NPCs
General 044 Tommy
General 048 Tommy
General 049 Tommy
Get away from him, you brute.
Get him.
Get out of the women's restroom, you deviant.
Get that, Stephano pod.
Getting ready and everything.
Glad that day is over.
Go back where you belong.
Go help out in the kitchen while we clean up after a year.
Go.
God.
Good evening. I'll be taking care of you tonight. Are we ready to order?
Good morning, Mr. nurse.
Goodbye octopus.
Grab that Big globe and I'll get the quiz going.
Great, let's toast to us.
Great.
Guess you'll have to get the ring yourself.
Ha ha, dad, you look just like an Otter, but you're clearly not. Nor are you ever any sort of marine animal.
Ha ha.
Half. You were really good at that crane game, but I shouldn't be surprised. He's such a handy man.
Hashtag.
Have a whale of a time.
Have I mentioned how much I like your accent?
Have you kids seen any delicious fish, Stingrays or octopuses?
He belongs in the ocean, not in a suit.
He breathed water for air. That is what he breathes here as I fish.
He is a strange, strange man.
He is octopus. What is wrong with you people? You are going to listen until you believe me.
He just does. I'm not crazy.
He looks familiar. There.
He must really be nervous.
He scores.
He shoots. He misses. He shoots, he misses. He shoots. Almost.
He was octopus.
He's just running late. He's always late.
He's sweating through his suit.
Head for the helm, captain. The worst of the storm is coming our way.
Hello Neighbor.
Hello Neighbor.
Hello Neighbor.
Hello Neighbor.
Hello.
Hello.
Here use these. I don't want them anyway.
Hey kids, wanna learn about sharks?
Hey lover boy, take care of the other customers before you get your flirt on.
Hey new guy, you aren't going anywhere until the deck is swabbed and the anchors hoisted.
Hey there, Joe. How was your day?
Hey there, Joe. You know it's closing time, right? You don't have to wear the suit.
Hey you. Huh. Maybe no one is there. The dark is playing tricks in my eyes.
Hey, dad. What's the source favorite sandwich?
Hey, get back in line.
Hey, give Joe a break. He probably had to get home to his wife and kids.
Hey, let's have a conversation.
Hey, someone needs to tell someone that this guy's being a jerk.
Hey, that guy's cheating.
Hey, wait a minute. You're not Joe.
Hey, watch it with those things.
Hey, we should toast.
Hey, what the heck, Joe?
Hey, where'd my coffee go?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. How come that guy hasn't come up for air?
Hey. That was fishy.
Hi there.
Hi.
Hi.
Him.
Him.
Hmm, but if we introduce this new squid.
Hmm, everything looks so good.
Hmm, I don't see a block on the list.
Hmm, I don't think turtles can really do that.
Hmm, smells delicious.
Hmm, yes. Let's see if we move the Stingray to the kelp tanks.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm. Ohh. You know. Little harm.
Hmm. If you really are the captain, then dance the captain's gig.
Hmm. Those biologists look like they're up to something.
Hold on, Dad, I'm coming over to help.
Holy shrimp.
Home to many strange and mysterious creatures.
Honey, are you all right?
Honey, be careful, don't drown.
Honey, be more careful.
Honey, over here.
Honey, where's the best man?
Honey, you're mumbling. Say that again.
Honey, you're OK. Thank goodness. We've got to help the kids.
Honey.
Honey.
Honey. So this news will take some getting used to. But I was imagining much worse. But next time tell me 10 years earlier.
Honey. We should really talk.
Hope your stay is. Thin tastic.
Hope your visit goes. Swimmingly.
Housecutscene Sound Effects
How can you not see it?
How did Scarlett make it down the aisle without slipping in those heels?
How did you beat me? I've been training for so long. Ohh.
How do fish breathe?
How does it feel to see your life going up in flames?
How long can a fish hold its breath?
How long have you had that mustache?
How low can Joe go?
How many fish live in the sea?
How many others are there?
How rude.
How would he even walk on land?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
Hub 007 Scarlet
Hubcutscenewaterloop Ambience
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh. Huh.
Human. That's a silly answer.
Hurry back.
Hurry up and plug the hole. The endangered fish are in danger.
Hurry up, dad. This kelp isn't gonna learn itself.
Hurry, honey, I'll give you a boost.
I always pretend I'm a wallaby when I'm playing racquetball.
I always pretend I'm an armadillo when I'm playing dodgeball.
I always stay for the secret ending.
I asked him for seconds and he threw a pineapple at me.
I bet fish have really busy lives, full of wonder, hope, sadness and dreams. When I grow up, I think I'll be a fish scientist. That or fish I haven't decided.
I can't believe Mom convinced me to go to world of kelp. I bet Stacey is having a great time in the deep sea.
I can't find you. It's too dark. What if something else was down here with us and I thought it was you and held his hand and it took me. Erase me as his daughter. But it was a monster. Happy, all r...
I can't get to the sprinkler switch. Too much fire. I need a pad.
I can't hold in all this energy. I'm a wiggly fish.
I can't make out a word you're saying.
I can't see. Are there any more lights around here?
I can't wait for the sequel.
I can't wait to buy some action figures based on this franchise.
I can't wait to see how you get out of there.
I could really go for a burger.
I could use a new watch.
I did. I just didn't want to say anything.
I didn't think he was ever going to show up.
I do.
I don't get it. You love the ocean, but you seem to hate the aquarium.
I don't need another. Thanks.
I don't understand. He is an octopus.
I drink so much milk, I think I'm utterly in love.
I feel like someone is watching me.
I forgot I was scared.
I forgot that learning can be awesome.
I found these little glow sticks, but I don't know how long they're gonna fight off the darkness.
I guess I'll give this brand a shot.
I guess sharks can't stop moving. Am I right, Joe?
I guess this place wasn't so scary after all. Thanks, daddy.
I guess you don't know anything after all.
I had a hard time maintaining my suspension of disbelief.
I had a nightmare like this once.
I hear you, octopus.
I heard his bachelor party was crazy.
I heard that. Where are you?
I just want my kids back.
I just want revenge. Revenge for past crimes.
I knew you wouldn't get cold feet.
I know I'm not a plant.
I know you like to tickle the ivories, but maybe you wait until the reception.
I know you think aquariums are festering prisons of iniquity, but I've got to write an article for the paper. Can't you make an exception this time? For me.
I know you're in that tank somewhere, leafy sea dragon.
I know, but it's cool to see it's been so fast.
I like dancing, dad. I tried to dance like you and hit my head and went to sleep.
I love it when the aquarium closes.
I must maintain complete focus.
I never knew that about kelp.
I really thanks, but these are actually kind of heavy.
I said forever.
I saw an octopus zooming around the tanks earlier.
I saw it in last war. I chopped them up. They were not the men, only fish inside piles and piles of fish.
I see them everywhere. Sheesh. They know what they did.
I see you.
I should write about the plight of the rainforest. I could catch a boat to the Amazon and take pictures of all the sad monkeys. Maybe then people would care.
I suppose we should wait for the others to move.
I sure hope nothing happens to this giant pane of glass.
I swear I saw something moving over there.
I swear on science it was locked. They escaped or somebody let them out.
I think it's more of a temple.
I think the dark is like the light for these fishies. Like maybe they are afraid of the light and when they go to bed at morning they have their dad's turn off the darkness so they could sleep.
I think this thing has jumped the shark.
I thought he was a lawyer.
I thought I was going crazy.
I thought the aquarium was more. Educational.
I thought this was going to be a shaky Cam movie.
I wanna be a fish too.
I wanna be a rock.
I wanna learn about the snuggle fish. What are you gonna learn, Mom?
I will eat your feet.
I will expose you, leafy sea dragon.
I will find you.
I will serve you at this count.
I wish I lived in Soda city.
I wish I'd checked Metacritic first.
I wish people knew how to rein in their kids.
I wish the Amazon arcade was more educational.
I wonder what our lives will be like once our kids grow up and move away. Maybe we'll finally have time to travel.
I wore my fireproof talk.
I would get the new abazar for my son, but I hear they promote robot violence.
I. I don't get it.
I'll call the police.
I'll just have to add that to the list of questions.
I'll pick up the check this time. You can get the next one.
I'll tell your family the bad news.
I'm a kelp spore. Watch as I jump on your face. Whoo.
I'm glad we can all sit together and be happy friends now.
I'm going to leave such a negative review that'll show them.
I'm going to throw you in the Shark Tank.
I'm just here for the reception.
I'm just saying it's theoretically possible. If one of them could figure out how to breathe, they could walk among us and we'd never know.
I'm lost. How do I get out of here?
I'm not scared. I'm not scared.
I'm not sure they serve that. Anywhere.
I'm OK.
I'm so excited to go to the deep sea exhibit.
I'm up to no good.
I've always wondered what you keep in that musty old basement, but I respect your privacy.
Ice Melanoma octopus. It must be done cooking.
If another fish escapes, they'll have my bow tie for sure.
If it's not too much trouble, would you mind fluffing my pillow and turning off the television?
If it's too hot in the kitchen, die.
If it's too hot in the kitchen, put out the fire safety first by apprentice.
If that is an octopus. Then where did me and Stacy come from?
If the meat is still moving, it is not tender enough.
If there's anybody out there, tell my wife I won't be home for dinner. Ohh or breakfast.
If those were footballs, I'd have gotten them in there by now. I got one of the best passing arms at school.
If you could be any kind of animal.
If you have any questions, please ask our talented staff of marine biologists.
In an attempt to save the environment, Gergesenes has eliminated all forms of bagging. Paper and plastic are a thing of the past, just like human cashiers.
In anything, anything this boys dancing.
In the middle of a rainstorm.
Incoming urchins.
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Infinity.
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Interesting, earthy, but with a hint of seaweed.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Interesting. I've heard that about oysters, but I didn't know about hagfish slime.
Is any of this real?
Is it because there was one fish and that fish divided into thousands of different kinds of fish?
Is it just me, or did the captain seem jiggler than usual?
Is that really his name? Who would name someone that?
Is. And natural.
It looks like there's some increased algae growth.
It turns out to be a seahorse ranch.
It uses camouflage to hide.
It's aliens, all of it.
It's aliens. Oh, here comes the food.
It's an alien.
It's an octopus.
It's an octopus.
It's an octopus.
It's an octopus.
It's an octopus.
It's beautiful. So full of love and hope. Here, taste it.
It's dad.
It's pretty good, isn't it?
It's.
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Ja.
Ja.
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Je.
Jellyfish are all around you. Can you see them? Shake the light, shake it.
Jellyfish can live forever. Can you?
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Joe, are you out of your mind?
Joe's not going to be happy if he finds out you're wearing his head. He spent years sewing that thing.
Just because you're right doesn't mean you're not crazy.
Just find a good foothold.
Just like old times octopus.
Just try and protect those kelp dad.
Kelp I'm wet.
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Kill power. Takedown.
Kilp released male and female spores to reproduce. Get a male and female spore into each sea floor soil plot.
Knock it off.
Knock knock.
Later we have more important work to do here.
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Leave us alone, man.
Let me go.
Let me start from the beginning.
Lift your legs up. Hi, dad.
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Like a billion?
Little blow. Wow.
Little do people know, God are deadliest fish in the sea.
Little world.
Live action was an interesting choice.
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Look over here mean pants.
Lookout buddy.
Looks like the rainforests are being cut down. I guess nothing lasts forever, huh?
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Love makes anything possible.
Love powers by anger.
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Macrocystis is purple. Hurry, Dad, we need to get the best time.
Make sure you keep an eye on little ones. You don't want them to get lost.
Make yourself presentable. She's waiting for you.
Man, it's hot in here.
Maybe his parents lost their invites.
Maybe the fish eat it.
Me. Me.
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Mom doesn't usually let me play around electrical sockets.
Mom would be holding my hand right now, but I like that you're trying to make me more independent, since I realize you won't be around forever. But for now, please come back.
Mom, can I be a fish someday?
Mom, I'm not gonna learn anything, ever.
Mom, these fish aren't in the army.
Mom, why are there so many different kinds of fish?
Mom, why are you writing about the aquarium?
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Morning.
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Mr. Groom, the wedding is starting. Are you ready?
My ampullae of Lorenzini allow me to detect nearby sea creatures.
My biologist's sense is tingling.
My bottom hurts. Adjust my bed nurse.
My cleavers will find you.
My foot.
My garden Eagles untied.
My IV looks low, change it already.
My love.
My shoes untied.
Nario. Sisters, they're green. Go, dad, go.
Natura.
Need some help Dad. I can hold the bottom so you can get the top.
Nice wrestling moves.
No way.
No, it's not. There's just a garden eel on your foot.
No, leafy sea dragon, you were my only friend.
No, no, no, you not get it.
No, no, no. No. Ohh.
No, tell me, octopus, what are you plotting?
No, you got the wrong person.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No, no, no, no, no. No. Women in the nude. Running. New, living the new. Norman.
Nobody else knew.
Not bad, but let's you serve that fancy cake to the table near the entrance.
Now get out of here. I'm sick of your face.
Now let's get some tickets.
Now.
Now.
Nowhere to run this time.
O you guys. You guys saw that thing moving too, right?
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Octopus.
Octopuses aren't even fish.
Off.
Off.
Off. But little blow look more.
Oh man, this is just like that episode of Sports Johnson where he's trapped on an ice rink and has to learn how to figure skate. But I thought it was a girly episode, but.
Oh, hello there.
Oh, hi there.
Oh, hi there.
Oh, hi.
Oh, hold on. Don't decide yet. I want to try ordering for both of us. Let's see if I've got you figured out yet.
Oh, hold still dear. I want to get a picture of you next to this.
Oh, honey fish don't walk like that. You've got to hunt your back more.
Oh, I've got a little extra time. I think I'll check out the rainforest.
Oh, Joe, what a character.
Oh, that's my calculator hand.
Oh, the paper didn't pay me to write that war story. Come to think of it, I suppose I should submit an application now that I've got some experience.
Oh, watch your feet.
Oh.
Ohh a process of pulling oxygen rich water through the mouth and pushing deoxygenated blood out of the gills through the openings in the pharynx. Is that right?
Ohh dad, use the power of love.
Ohh hello there.
Ohh jeez sorry.
Ohh let me get a picture of this.
Ohh man Amazon arcade. I have to go there.
Ohh man this is the coolest thing in the world.
Ohh no dad. It's one of those science men that you're afraid of. Give me the shaky light.
Ohh well since you asked, I have some strong opinions.
Ohh when am I going to learn not to trust free sushi?
Ohh you're doing it honey. Just two more. That'll show him for locking my family in a burning cafeteria.
Ohh, come on.
Ohh, he isn't mean, just misunderstood and ugly.
Ohh, if I had to choose, I think I'd pick Venice. Something about the waterways feels so romantic, like a union of land and sea.
Ohh, so that's how babies are made.
Ohh, this might be interesting.
Ohh, you're not the only one with secrets. I've been doing some digging in Nevada.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh. Groceries. We need to go to the grocery store.
Ohh. OK.
OK kids, we'll meet back here in two hours, explore the aquarium to your hearts content and learn well.
OK, hurry back. Ohh.
OK, this is ridiculous, Joe. Let's go in there and make sure he's all right.
OK.
OK.
OK. On the count of three?
Once the fish fell in love with the bird, would he fly out and marry him?
One day I'm going to win a Pulitzer for my fearless devil may care journalism.
One day we will teach people to respect the aquatic world. One day.
One mistake and bam. Poisoned.
Oof.
Oof.
Or he smell something delicious. Maybe it is your feet cooking.
Or maybe vampires. Or where sharks. I hope they are aware. Sharks not here, but down there.
Or shrine.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch. Hey.
Ouch. Hey.
Ouf.
Our fish must come from the stars.
Out.
Out.
Out.
Out.
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Over here, dad.
Owl.
P.
P.
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P.
P. P.
Paging Dr. Nigel. Dr. Nigel to the operating room.
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Patient alert in room 205.
Perhaps I'd see more clearly if I had a little bribe.
Personal space.
Pew Pew Pew Nature is great.
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Pills.
Piranas.
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Please be careful. In the deep ocean, it's easy to stumble.
Please eat. He.
Please scan an item.
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Predators seek out the phosphorescent glow of their prey.
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Probably got the development.
Probably.
Probably. Global.
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Put heads up.
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Quick, sailor, go get the captain.
Quit seahorse in around down there.
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Ray.
Really.
Really.
Really.
Really.
Really. Submarine ghosts?
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Remember when we were taking that cake decorating class? After that bakery burned down, I had a lot of questions to answer.
Reply.
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Right.
Right. Or like when you rescued my sports Johnson action figure after I flushed him down the toilet.
Rob.
Robin.
Roblox.
Rock.
Round, round.
Rubble.
Run like a pony, dad.
Run.
Run.
Salty hearts, I didn't take you for the romance novel type.
Say cheese.
Sea urchins eat kelp and otters eat sea urchins use the Otter to save kelp from urchin extinction.
Security.
See, you're not so mysterious after all.
See.
Seriously.
Seriously.
She looks so beautiful in that dress.
She's marrying him. Doesn't he seem a little?
Should we check it out?
Shy, lights in his eyes. Dead. Blind him. Blind him.
Sir, please buy something or move along.
Sir, you cannot go in here without a child.
Sir, you have to pay for that.
So could help take over and turn us all into slaves of their kelp empire.
So did the rest of his family.
So I can tap on the tanks and not look like a hypocrite.
So I've been meaning to ask, what were you doing on that boat?
So if you were a bigger fish, you would catch the smaller fish and then raise them to be big fish, right?
So what's the most haunted place you've ever been?
So you think you can beat all air hockey mad at his own game, huh? Bring it.
So.
Some people would say this is about international fishing rights. Some people are wrong.
Somebody drank too much juice.
Someday I'll be strong enough to pull the snake.
Someone went through all the exhibits and trashed the place.
Something fishy is going on.
Something is different about you, Captain.
Something smells fishy.
Sometimes I dream about swimming in the ocean and hearing something calling from deep below, calling me towards it.
Sometimes when I get scared, I pretend I'm something brave, like a cloud asaurus or a hippogriff. Do you ever get scared, Dad?
Son of a bivalve.
Stacey is on the other end of the cafeteria. Be careful up there.
Stacy would be so happy if she could see you. You know she thinks you hate dolphins.
Step lightly, octopus. It will not matter. You will fail.
Still playing strong, silent type? Don't worry, I've got some Ice Breakers. Like, what's your favorite book?
Stop knocking stuff down.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop. You're ruining the games for the rest of us.
Such movement.
Super throw.
Sweet moves, Dad, but try not to get me with them.
Tackle of justice.
Take that.
Take this. Shove it into those vicious mouths.
Thank you for shopping, garvins.
Thank you for visiting the Curry Aquatic Fun Center.
Thank you for visiting the deep ocean. Were you under delighted? I bet you weren't.
Thank you for visiting the world of kelp. Please consider donating or buying kelp merchandise on your way out.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thanks dad. Nothing could scare me now.
That boat thing was just the start, you know, I've got big plans.
That crane game is rigged.
That doesn't matter. He is clearly fish.
That fish is really, really scary. Scarier than that other fish or the one before that.
That guy is cutting in line. Everybody. Boo him.
That guy really loves his job.
That might as well be true.
That nastus soda is out of this world.
That new cafeteria chef was screaming at everyone to leave.
That new cook on board, I heard he's a real piece of work.
That new guy doesn't really fit in, does he?
That puffer fish would make a good soccer ball.
That rock there is a fish.
That rumbling is the pipes this thing is going to blow.
That screaming sea slug must be in here somewhere.
That stings.
That was great, dad. I accidentally learned a bunch of stuff.
That was rather fish like.
That was the majestic hall of Jellyfish. Were you entranced? I bet you were.
That wasn't on my shopping list.
That. Doesn't make any sense.
That's a block.
That's it. I'm coming down there.
That's our Joe.
That's what lives in my closet.
The art of door tossing requires a surgeon's precision and delicacy.
The book was better.
The cake is a lime based recipe.
The captain's back. Thank goodness. Start the boat, captain. Hurry.
The deep Sea exhibit gives me the willies.
The enter octopus, though Leoni has gotten loose.
The fire makes for such pretty lighting.
The fire, the smoke. It is the war all over again.
The hoop.
The incident? You just forgot to lock the Octopus tank.
The lead actor is dreamy.
The light is like ketchup. I gotta shake it out all over the floor. Ketchup is red though.
The only animal more vicious than a shark is an octopus.
The pressure is increasing just one more.
The sea has no feelings.
The sets were so realistic.
The sports Johnson. And. Yes, it's mine. Hmm.
The waiters have purple stains all over their shoes. I should investigate that.
The world of kelp.
Then I will be a majestic space fish as big as the sun and swim to play a Unicorn.
Then it's settled. We're all going to the grocery store.
There are 37 steps to crafting the perfect cake.
There are a lot of locks and bars in this church.
There was that time you were fixing the sink and the disposal came on, but you wouldn't go to the hospital. Yet somehow your arm looks good as new. Are you ever going to explain that?
There you are.
There you are. I was beginning to wonder if you'd fallen in.
These games are for children.
These melon slices aren't just going to jump into my mouth.
These strange incidents keep happening and you brush them off like they're nothing. Like when your foot got caught in the ceiling fan, or when we ran out of printer ink and you just made more. And ...
They claim they've got the largest hammerhead shark in the world here.
They know us. They know our weaknesses. They hide among us.
They mass armies we must strike at once. Now is no time to fight over petty territories.
They will be when I'm through with them.
They're going to have such beautiful children.
Think you can reach the top of that thing, Dad?
This dessert looks great again for a taste.
This explains so much.
This fish died.
This fish makes a plush toy that is to die for. So cute, you'll say I want to eat you up.
This is all pretty nice, isn't it?
This is for your own good.
This is giving me an upset tummy.
This is just like when sports J entered the Intergalactic Olympics and Foosball Lord challenged him in an ultra climbing challenge. And Sports Day is like there are no climbing sports football Lord...
This is more fire than I expected.
This is scarier than an ocean of a billion spiders and tummy.
This place burns as much as my hatred for you.
This playground is awesome racing to the top.
Those Swedish octopuses are tasty.
To look good.
To think, all these years I walked this earth, I never knew the wonders all around me. Machines that vend candy bars went next.
Today I learned that fish gets scarier the deeper you go.
Tommy and Stacy are growing up so fast. Soon I'll need a bigger camera.
Tommy, come look at this.
Tommy, stay still. I want to take a picture.
Tommy, what are you doing?
Too slow.
Travel the world of kelp how fast can you map the world's kelp forests?
Try the wheel, dad. I bet you're so fast you could power the sun.
Trying to walk like a fish.
Uh.
Um, could you fetch me some Donuts from the waiting room, please? Here's some money to buy them.
Umm.
Umm.
Unbelievable. He makes this huge mess, then splits.
Unicorns are made of chewed up bubble gum and trash bags. I read that once in a book I wrote.
Up.
Very busy tonight.
Wait a second.
Wait to them, and they wave back, just like the old lady next door who glows in the dark.
Wait, last year, wasn't this exhibit about squids or something?
Wait.
Walked on the porch.
Was your save the date card fish shaped too?
Watch and learn, boys. Watch and learn.
Watch out for that.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out. Don't let him see you.
Watch what you're walking.
Watch where you're going.
We have rules in this society, Mr. Rules.
We hope you've enjoyed your journey around the world of kelp.
We made it.
We need things like cereal for the kids, right, kids?
We really need to buy stronger glass for the piranha tank. This happens every day.
We should go out dancing Saturday night. I've still got some moves to teach you.
We。
We'll have to order more carp.
We're going to drown, drown.
We're gonna go up and down.
We're moving again, praise Poseidon and his ever flowing beard of clams.
We've come a long way from that. Let's not stereotype ourselves.
Welcome back. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were working in the kitchen.
Welcome to the aquarium. It's nice to eat you.
Welcome to the deep ocean. What wonders await you in the darkness?
Welcome, Sir. What name is your reservation under?
Well, all right. Touchy subject, I guess.
Well, don't just sit there. Let's talk.
Well, he sure seems slimy enough to be.
Well, honey, the newspaper thinks I should write about the big new Shark Tank. And while I'm here, I might as well ask the nice aquarium people about where their money goes.
Well, I asked him for pineapples and he kicked me in the stomach.
Well, I have wasted enough time here. I've got work to do. When you feel like having a real discussion, find me at the Shark Tank.
Well, I wish I didn't have to answer. How do fish breathe a million times a day?
Well, I'm flattered, but I don't think Scarlett would have.
Well, in the infinite universe, anything is theoretically possible.
Well, it is rustic Italian after all.
Well, it wasn't too bad.
Well, it's about time.
Well, it's not official, but I challenge Stacey to a race around the yard tomorrow. Winner gets the leftover Father's Day candy.
Well, looks like we're almost done here. This way down. Ohh.
Well, then, we're leaving. It's past the kids bedtimes.
Well, this isn't so bad. I mean, I didn't know plants were alive.
Well, um.
Well, we can never know for sure.
Well, we're alone without the kids for once.
Well, when the earth was.
Well, would you look at that? OK, ready. No.
Well, would you look at that? We have a table for two after all, right this way.
What a load of carp.
What are the gas filled bladders that help kill float? Touch the top of the kelp to find out.
What are the roots that hold kilp to the ground? Tilt the slider to find out.
What are you doing? Do I have to come down there and show you how it's done?
What are you?
What Daniel?
What denomination is this church?
What do you think they do with the lost kids? Use them to clean stinky tanks? Throw them to the fish to eat? Turn them into meat? Biologists?
What does that say?
What has got you so spooked?
What I am but a jellyfish glow glow. I'm going to swim around and sting everybody while I connect Holly.
What is happening right now?
What is it now?
What is love?
What is this button do?
What kind of nut is this?
What stirs in the deep? Mayhaps you can shed some light on it before it consumes you.
What the herring?
What was that rumbling? What are you doing, octopus?
What what am I looking for?
What?
What?
What?
What? Dad keep going.
What's going on?
What's the heck, new guy?
What's the matter, Bob?
What's this?
What's wrong, daddy? You sound like Mommy when she sees the house after you made breakfast.
When we escape this place of nightmares, can we get ice cream?
When we talk about.
When you get back, I want to hear more about your family.
Where do you run off to this time?
Where have you gone, octopus? You cannot hide forever.
Where?
Where? Where are you going?
While you're in there, do you mind unclogging the toilet?
Who didn't see that coming?
Who wants to go through the lost and found?
Who's there?
Whoa, Joe, you're a maniac.
Whoa, watch where you go, octopus.
Whoa, you better be ready to pay for that.
Whoa.
Whoa. Cool way to break the rules, dad.
Whoops.
Why are all these freezers frozen?
Why are those biologists always checking you out?
Why are you standing around? Get back to work.
Why does it have such big teeth?
Why is everybody fish?
Why is that?
Why is the boat stopped? Where's the captain?
Why is there water all over the floor?
Why will always find you?
Why?
Why? Why is there no one else in here?
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With your hands, are you an animal?
Witness the amazingly cuddly snuggle fish. A stuffed snuggle fish toy makes a killer gift. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Won't be long.
Woo, take a look at that.
Wood jellies. They make me feel like I'm wrapped up in a warm, cozy blanket made of Jelly.
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Working remember? Laugh.
Wow, man, you were born to play basketball.
Wow, my toys. You 2 used to go dancing, but I didn't know you had moves like those.
Wow, you were so ahead of the times.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, butter and jellyfish.
Yeah, his name's Shark Joe. He walks around telling people about sharks.
Yeah, I didn't expect him to be such a party animal.
Yeah, I just need a way to the sprinkler, alright.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Yeah, it's probably just Joe.
Yeah, you gotta switch it so it works, right? Or I'll be stuck here forever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Can you imagine if there were bugs all around us right now, we wouldn't see them. They could be everywhere, even your ears.
Yeah. I'm sorry.
Yeah。
Yes, I'd like the sirloin and he'd like the halibut.
Yes, it's raining now.
Yes, just like I used to make.
Yes, the patrons made more of a mess of the exhibits than usual.
Yes.
Yes. Have you ever tried asking him for pineapple?
You always say that.
You are my favorite customer.
You are not the captain. You are not even human.
You are now entering the deep ocean.
You can be an oaf sometimes. But I love you.
You can do it. A Princess can do anything he or she wants to.
You can use them to plug the holes.
You can't hide forever.
You did it. It was a snuggle fish. Yes, there is such a thing as the snuggle fish. Really. You can buy a stuffed one in the gift shop.
You dunderhead.
You fell into my trap.
You get what you pay for.
You have pressed all the buttons. Please try again.
You have them because oiled octopus.
You have to be more careful.
You hear something coming from the break room?
You killed have gas bladders. Are they made of farts?
You know him, probably taking a shower.
You know, clink glasses together. Wish something well? Have you not toasted before?
You look so handsome.
You Lose Interface
You need to step a little. Lighter.
You no one wants to hear that.
You play enough games, why not try the world of kelp? That sounds fun, educational.
You really forgive me?
You scuffed my shoes.
You see, here's octopus. I'm not crazy.
You seem familiar. Liar.
You should have stayed in the tank, octopus.
You smell like rotten fish.
You there? Where's your regulation haircut?
You will all be very sorry.
You will hide. I will find you.
You.
You.
You.
You'll find out.
You'll thank me later.
You're a little wet behind the ears to be waiting tables, but what the heck, let's see what you've got.
You're hallucinating. There hasn't been an octopus in this place since the incident.
You're in my bubble.
You're not even dressed.
You're not leaving until you understand.
You're so clumsy. Do you have butter fish fingers?
You're stepping on my dress.
You're usually so talkative, but when we're talking about us, you clam up.
Your family really loves your octopus. I not bother you again.
Your mind now, octopus?
Your waiter will be with you shortly.
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2.
2.
99 bottles of grog on the wall.
99 bottles of grog.
あ。
あ。
あ。
あ。
あ。
あ。
あ。
あ。
あ。
ああ。
ああ。
ああ。
ああ。
ああ。
ああ。
あはあ。
ウェー。
うん、うんうんうんうん。 うん、そうですね。
うん。
うん。
うん。
うん。
うん。
うん。
うん。
うん。
え?
ええ?
えっ?
お。
オープン、本当に?
おお。
ゴールド。
さあ。
そうですね。 なので?
だから。
っ。
っ。
どう?
は?
はい。
はい。
はい。
はい。
はは?
ははあ。
ふうん、ふんふんふんふんふんふんふんふんふん、ふんふんふんふんふん。
ふんふんふんふんふん。
まあ。
また。
るる?
主。
九。
九。
僕。
村?

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