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As Bertrand Russell once said, the only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation. I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now. What's that? Yeah, it was Guinness. Extra cold. I don...
Has that for a slice of fried gold.
I think you should do it. I think we should all do it. How can five people operate 1 gun? None of us have any real experience. OK, now we've only got 2929 bullets. Come on, Charles. We've only got ...
I'm taking a shortcut before.
It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?
Just with Ed here, it's no wonder I was bringing my flatmates out and then that only exacerbates things. What do you mean? Well, you guys hardly get on. Do you know what does exacerbate me?
Mom, have you been bitten? But Phillip has OK. Has she been bitten? No. Philip has ohk OK.
My husband, you know, I still love him. I've still got the ring on my finger. You go to bed with it.
Sean, we have to get inside. Don't be stupid. We'll be totally exposed. We are totally exposed. Break the window. Well, yeah, there's. 2 seconds. Hey, Noodle. Yeah man, I can't really talk now. I'v...
Shake out, nice and limber or not. Now take another look at the way he moves. Remember Dylan? Almost like sleep walking. Look at the face. It's vacant with a hint of sadness and a drunk who's lost ...
Sort your fucking life out, mate.
The attackers can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain.
Though no one is prepared to comment, religious groups are calling it Judgment Day.
まままま。 ピンクインパクト。 ああ、うちはラメにはちっちゃい。 酸って長くないじゃない?アパレル皮物はラーメンローワーウェイシュー。 はい。ベイビーオーケー。
無効。

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