Jeff Dunhams Bubba J - Waze GPS Edit

And then?

Are we going on a beer run?

At the roundabout I will hurl then.

Continue straight and hope for the best.

Crash reported, Not my fault this time.

Drive safely and calm 'cause I don't wanna hurl.

Exit right, I think.

Hazard reported. I hope it's my couch. It fell off my truck last week.

Heavy traffic reported, so I hope you don't have to pay.

I'm pretty sure I got this figured out. Let's go.

In .01 miles.

In 1/4 of a mile.

In 200 meters.

In 400 meters.

In 800 meters.

In half a mile.

In one mile.

Keep left.

Keep right.

Let's have a safe drive and don't break laws in front of cops.

Oh no, Police report it. Hide the beer.

Oh, we have to re route 'cause you are bad at listening.

On your mark. Get Shit. Stop. I'm just kidding. Let's go.

Red light camera reported Make a funny face.

Speed Trap reported. Drive like you're sober.

Start your engine, unless it's electric, then just click something.

Tada, we have arrived and I forgot how we got here.

Take the 4th exit.

Take the 5th exit, as in, let's have 1/5.

Take the 7th exit. That's a lot.

Take the first exit.

Take the second exit.

Take the six exit. I can come down on one hand.

Take the third exit.

This is a lovely car that you live in. It will make for a nice drive.

This is so much fun. We're gonna get lost together.

Turn left.

Turn right.

Where are we? Oh, make AU turn.

Whoa, exit left.

You sure you want directions from me?