Ocean's Eleven Soundboard Edit

Chips please.

Died your mom for me.

Does he make you laugh? He doesn't make me cry.

Don't touch your tie. Look at me.

Good morning. Morning. Please state your name for the record. Daniel Ocean.

Hang it up and put it away. Do you have any idea how vulnerable a fetus's brain is to the electric magnetic field created by your cell phone? You might as well point in Canada stomach.

I'm not sure these belong to me.

I'm sorry. We've lost him.

If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattering. Then Thanksgiving and Halloween. Would fall on the same date.

Mr. Benedict. You can lose $80 million tonight secretly, or you can lose $160 million publicly.

My wife left me. I was upset. I got into a self-destructive pattern.

She already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks.

The Doctor specializes in skin diseases. We'll dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later he will wake up in front of the television but not remember his dream.

Who the hell is this? The man who's robbing you?

You had one job to do! #don cheadle #you had one job #meme #fail #frustration

You kidding? I just became a citizen again.

You let our 80 million go and you get to keep yours. That's the deal. You try and stop us, we'll blow both cash loans.

You look down, they know you're lying and up they know you don't know the truth, don't you? 7 words when four will do. Don't shift your weight. Look always at your mark, but don't stare. Be specifi...

You proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations. You're a dead man.

You're not wearing your ring. I sold it.