Whiplash Soundboard Edit

Adjusting the seat? Really. That's been your fucking problem the whole time, the seat height. So now you have it right?

Am I to understand that you cannot read tempo? Can you even fucking read music? Fucking acapella group play the God damn kit.

Awkward date #whiplash #awkward date #awkward silence #andrew #nicole #miles teller #melissa benoist #dating #tinder

Because the next Charlie Parker would never be discouraged.

Do you think you're out of tune?

Good job #whiplash #good job #superb #way to go #nicely done

Good Job is Harmful #whiplash #harmful words #starbucks jazz album

I don't know yet #whiplash #i dont know yet #not sure yet #dunno yet #nicole #melissa benoist #idk #dont know

I don't love it there to be honest #whiplash #i dont love it there to be honest #i dont like it there #i hate it there #not a fan of the place #nicole #melissa benoist #andrew #miles teller #dont like

I don't really know #whiplash #i dont really know #dont know yet #no idea #no clue #i do not really know #i have no idea #nicole #melissa benoist #idk

I will stop being so polite. Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you.

I'm just messing with you #im just messing with you #im just kidding #just playing #jk #just kidding

I'm so sorry #whiplash #im so sorry #sorry to disturb you #sorry to bother you #i am so sorry #nicole #andrew #my bad #sorry

I'm upset! #upset #whiplash #miles teller #sad #bummer

If I ever find one of these lying around again, I swear to fucking God.

IM UPSET

In four. Damn it, look at me.

Insta whiplash

It's my part, and I decide who to lend it to.

Not quite my tempo #not quite my tempo #not my tempo #whiplash

Not quite my tempo #whiplash #jk simmons #tempo #not my tempo #not quite my tempo

Now this one really upsets me. We have an out of tune player here.

Now, are you a rusher or are you a dragger? Or are you gonna be on my fucking time?

OK, maybe a bug flew in my ear.

Please go away #please go away #please leave #get out #go away #leave already #leave me alone #whiplash

So for the final father fucking time, say it louder.

So you do know the difference.

Try me, you fucking weasel. 1 fucking mistake one. I will drum your ass back to Nassau where you can turn pages until you graduate or fucking drop out.

Unicorse Whiplash

Whiplash

Whiplash from my burps

Whiplash Sound

Why did I hurl a chair #whiplash #music #drums #chair throwing #jazz #coach #throw a chair #at your head

Would you wanna go out with me? #ask for a date #ask out on a date #would you wanna go out with me #would you ever want to go out with me #will you go out with me #you ever wanna go out with me #date

You never earned anything God. You are a self-righteous prick.

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